00:00Childish dad misbehaves at church grounded.
00:03Dave, we are your going to church today.
00:05But Catherine, I don't want to go to church. It's so boring.
00:10Oh yes, you are going with us. And if you don't go, you'll be grounded.
00:14But Catherine, all we do is just sit in that place for two or three hours and staying quiet and
00:19just sing.
00:20I'm not going there again. I want to stay home and watch Max and Ruby instead.
00:25Okay Dave, that is a stupid ass reason to stay home.
00:28Second, you are too old for Max and Ruby. That is for babies and preschoolers.
00:32We need to give thanks to God for you all the blessings we have.
00:36Now, go get changed in a formal uniform for church now so we can get going.
00:41You have to come to church with us.
00:48Hey friends, I'm Bonnie.
00:51Dave, take that stupid babyish bar we cost you off right now.
00:55No, you're not going to church dressed as a baby character.
00:58And you never, in my life, let you.
01:01Oh man.
01:02But I want to wear the Barney costume.
01:05Why do you have to be so mean to me?
01:07Because, your yass is too old to be watching Barney.
01:11It's meant for little babies.
01:12Also, you were supposed to dress formally when going somewhere like church.
01:16Now, let me go choose your outfit you will be wearing.
01:25All right, it looks like we are you're ready to go.
01:28Let's go and get in the car.
01:31Dave, get your yass in the goddamn car, now.
01:35I don't have to.
01:36Dave, get your yass in that car right now,
01:39or I will spank you and you will be grounded for a yay long period of time.
01:44Ugh.
01:44Fine, you entitled Karen.
01:50You slam that damn door again.
01:52I may body slam you.
01:54Nah, you ain't gonna body slam shit.
01:56I'll body slam you first right here, right now.
01:59Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
02:00Talk to me like that again.
02:02You will stay in this house and be grounded for yay hell long of a time.
02:07Oh, whatever.
02:16Welcome to the church service.
02:19I'm Priest Chapel.
02:20And now, please rise up for the opening hymn.
02:23I'm Priest Chapel.
02:53костюма
02:54костюма
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03:01Take us a moment.
03:45Hi, I'm Priest Vivian. It's time to sing the second song, Let the Church Say Amen. Hit it, Chapel.
03:51Let the Church Say Amen.
04:47Let the Church Say Amen.
04:54Play it again. Play it again. The song was so sick.
04:57Dave, quiet.
05:25It's time to sing the second song, Let the Church Say Amen.
05:28The Holy Spirit, conceiving Christ the Son, Jesus our Savior.
05:39Alphabet dream, alphabet dream, alphabet dream, alphabet dream.
05:44Learn the letters from A to Z, and I the alphabet dream.
05:53No, sir. Not okay. Get your childish ass off the damn stage right now, and sit back down.
06:00That was extremely disrespectful to our service.
06:04You have literally no respect in Jesus, do you?
06:07Now go sit down in the rain, seated, and do not play childish culture game.
06:16Why are all of you fuckers treating me like shit in this place?
06:19You fucking yelled at me. That was so mean.
06:22Why?
06:24Oh, no way. You even act like a toddler. What an immature weirdo you are.
06:30I'm going to have to kick your ass out of this church. I'm not playing with you.
06:35Now, go sit down and stop throwing a temper tantrum.
06:38You cry, baby.
06:39Why?
06:44I'm not going to sit down. I'm not going to sit down.
06:47Take me out of this boring hellhole.
06:49You are being so fucking mean to me and treating me like garbage.
06:52So fuck you. I'm not going to participate in this boring hellhole anymore.
06:55Why?
06:58Sir, what in the whole what world is the matter with you?
07:02I cannot believe you are lying on the floor, and crying like a baby.
07:06Screaming, and throwing a huge temper tantrum.
07:09You are ruining our church service.
07:12Get back in your seat and shut up or else you are going to be banned.
07:15Now, get up.
07:17You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:19You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:22You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:22You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:26You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:28You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:30You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:32You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:35You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:36You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:37You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:38You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:38You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:39You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:40You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:40You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:42You're acting like a two-year-old.
07:45You're acting like a two-year-old.
08:34That's it. Out, out of this church right now. I am sick and tired with this shit. You have ruined
08:40our church service. And man never bring this weirdo here ever again.
08:44He is not allowed in my church because he always throws a huge temper tantrum. Get his childish ass out
08:51of here. Leave before I call the cops.
08:54Dave, Franklin, Johnson, get your throwing tantrum ass at the goddamn floor and we are all going straight home. And
09:01I will spank you as well when we get home.
09:02Oh my goodness. Can't you motherfuckers just show some fucking respect for me. All I fucking wanted to do was
09:09to stay home and it was a fun.
09:11But no, you make me come to this boring hellhole so I can be bored of shit. And to this
09:15stupid bitch scream in my face over getting some entertainment.
09:18Fuck this church. Fuck this chapel. Fuck everything.
09:22Why?
09:25Come on Jade and Ruby. Let's get out of here so this ruckus doesn't get any worse for us.
09:42Just wait until the cops cut your ass and escort you out of this church. I can hear the police
09:48sirens outside my church as well.
10:12Hey, absolutely not. That is not okay sir. Out. Get the fuck out of this church right now. You are
10:18prohibited in stepping foot in this church.
10:20Now let's go, you childish mom. Your ass is finished. Get up. Or I will gladly take your ass to
10:25jail.
10:26You have caused so much damage to the inside of this church. Instead of letting your husband go, I will
10:32take your husband to jail for one week.
10:34I'm sick and tired of you bringing your husband to places and misbehooting a lot. You need to punish him
10:39better.
10:39But anyways, you will be charged with a $7,000 fine in damages that your husband did inside the church.
10:45Let's go, mom.
10:47You piece of shit. Your ass is finished.
11:10My God. What an innate your husband. Thank God that his ass is going to jail for one week. Now
11:17I don't have to deal with Dave anymore.
11:19Brian, Emma, how about let's all go out and get some ice cream to make up for this?
11:27Whoa.
11:29This is all Priest Chapel's fault and Catherine's fault for taking me to that boring hellhole and being treated like
11:34shit there.
11:35One day, I am going to see Priest Chapel in court.
11:38Whoa.
11:44Dude friend, Frankie, John, son, how about you?
11:48I cannot fucking believe you blasted alphabet trying to do a church service.
11:53Go through a huge timber tantrum because you're told this behavior is not okay.
11:58Then destroy the whole church and get sent to hell for one week.
12:01I've had enough with your muscles in trouble.
12:04In the least, you'll be grinding for my life.
12:07And, we will be making TV during that time,
12:10new video games, and we will be giving you all the money
12:13starting tomorrow as I can try and pay for all the damages
12:16you cause back at the church.
12:18Now 23, Skating.
12:21Whoa! I hate my life.
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