00:00Childish Dad Becomes a School Bus Driver Gets Fired Grounded.
00:04Hey Dave, what are you up to?
00:07I'm just looking into getting a job.
00:09Well, I'm glad you are doing something more productive besides doing baby stuff you are too old for,
00:14but what kind of job are you thinking of getting of?
00:17Well, I am glad you asked. I want to become a school bus driver because I want to play the
00:22wheels on the bus while I am taking kids to school.
00:25Dave, are you serious? I don't think you are even qualified to be a bus driver, because first of all,
00:32you always act childish,
00:33second of all, the last time you got a job, you have got fired. Because of your behavior, you have
00:39problems holding down a job.
00:41Hey, don't say that about me, that wasn't very nice, you know well I can get any job I want.
00:47Like I just said, because of your problems, you aren't able to hold a job, and that is why you
00:52get fired very frequently,
00:54that's all I am saying. But if you want a job, go ahead. Oh, one more thing, I better not
01:00hear you get fired from your job,
01:02otherwise, I will not be happy with you.
01:08Oh look, I got an email from the superintendent, let's see what he said.
01:36That's a woman...
01:37Sir, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you that stupid? I am not a woman,
01:41I am a man. It's just that I have long hair. Man, you are so freaking rude.
01:46Why did we even hire this weirdo anyway? Yeah, apologize to Gregory right this instant.
01:52I'm so sorry, Gregory. I didn't mean to call you a woman. I just thought you were a woman, okay?
01:58Okay, fine. Anyways, I would like to welcome you aboard as the new bus driver.
02:03Also, you will be driving bus 41. So this means you will be driving students from 8 to 12th
02:08graders to one of the schools, like late middle school and high school students to one of the
02:12schools. Anyways, looking at the time, you better be going before traffic is about to get bad for the
02:19morning rush hour, especially on the freeways, and they cannot run late to their class after the
02:23tardy bell rings. One more thing, if there is an emergency or any problem that is going on,
02:29notify base by using the walkie-talkie. Remember, only use the walkie-talkie to notify base when
02:35there is a real emergency. Anyways, I will see you at lunch.
02:39Okay. See you later.
02:42Hey, Emma. Are you ready for another week of school?
02:45Yes, I am, Brian.
02:53Dad, you are the bus driver? How did you even become a school bus driver?
02:58I like driving a school bus, and this job will probably work best for me.
03:12All right, kids. Who is ready to watch a show?
03:15A show?
03:30Bro, what the fuck is this childish show? I'm too old for Disney Junior. Turn this shit
03:36off, Mr. Bus Driver.
03:38No.
03:40Ugh, I hate you. What a man-child. Please just turn it the fuck off. Turn it off. This show
03:45is for babies. I am too old for Disney Junior. Turn it off right now.
03:50Shed it, but get back or else I will report you to the principal you as you need.
03:54Hey, brother. What a man-child. Playing preschool issues for all of us to watch. We are not in preschool
04:00right now.
04:10Base 241. What in the total world is the matter? That show is for babies. You are acting so childish.
04:19I know some of my students will enjoy it.
04:23Ahoy, mateys!
04:25You wanna join my pirate crew?
04:27No, you fucking suck!
04:29Great! To start today's adventure, everybody send a pirate password!
04:34Yo!
04:37Alright guys, since you didn't like the show put on for you,
04:41how about we listen to fun entertaining music?
04:44What is he going to play next?
04:46Wheels on the bus!
04:59The wheels of the bus!
05:01GO ROUND AND ROUND!
05:03The wheels of the bus GO ROUND AND ROUND!
05:03ROUND AND ROUND!
05:06The wheels of the bus…
05:07Man, I knew he was going to play that music!
05:11The wifers of the bus go SWISH SWISH SWISH!
05:14SWISH SWISH SWISH!
05:15SWISH SWISH!
05:17The wifers of the bus go at SWISH SWISH SWISH!
05:20All day long, the horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
05:28the horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep, all day long, the baby in the bus goes wah, wah,
05:36wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, the baby in the bus goes wah, wah,
05:42wah, wah, all day long, the doors on the bus swing open and shut, open and shut, open and shut,
05:50Open and shut, doors of the bus swing open and shut, all day long.
05:57The wheels of the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
06:09My goodness, this is the most embarrassing thing that we have experienced going to school in the morning.
06:15We are so going to tell mom what dad did on this school bus and dad will be in big
06:19trouble with mom.
06:21Yeah, I agree. This is so embarrassing.
06:24He is not even qualified to be a school bus driver, is he?
06:27Of obvious he would be more suitable for taking three school students to school instead of us.
06:35What is this? Barney music?
06:49That's it. I'm so sick and tired of this man-child playing baby stuff like Barney songs.
06:54I am so going to notify the superintendent and the transportation dispatcher about this.
07:00And this baby man is so going to be fired.
07:03Mwa ha ha ha ha ha.
07:12Uh-oh.
07:14Do not, uh-oh.
07:16Us, Dave Franklin Johnson, we know exactly what you did.
07:19And bus driver Bradley wants to have a word with you.
07:22Because he was really annoyed with what you were doing on the bus this morning.
07:39Bus driver Bradley, who was driving bus number 27, told me that you were playing baby shows for the kids
07:45to watch along the ride.
07:46And you even blasted songs like Wheels on the Bus and Barney songs.
07:49This is your first warning.
07:51If you keep up this childish behavior up, you will face some serious consequences.
07:56Do you understand me?
07:57All right, fine.
07:59Jeez.
08:00Hey, do not Jesus.
08:02That was very rude.
08:03Now, are we going to hear more childish behavior from you?
08:07Waaaaa.
08:08You guys are so fucking mean to me.
08:11I'm not a child.
08:12I'm not a child.
08:13I'm not a child.
08:13I'm not a child.
08:15So stop calling me childish.
08:16Well, I will sue you and quit for all the money in your bank account, you bitches.
08:21Dave fucking Franklin Johnson.
08:23Get your fucking ass off the floor right this instant.
08:30This is your demanding crazy ass bitch.
08:33Ooh.
08:33Oh, Dave.
08:42How did you throw a tantrum in my office and kick my desk?
08:45That's it.
08:46I had enough with this childish behavior of yours.
08:48You're farmed.
08:50Waaaaa.
08:52I want to keep this job.
09:19Dave, what is your problem?
09:21How would I see a grown-up man lie on the floor, kicking and screaming like a two-year-old?
09:26And throwing a tantrum?
09:28Get out of our sight.
09:29You are fired and that is final.
09:31Get out before we call security to escort you out of our building.
09:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
09:40no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:51Th time in a row you got fired from a job.
09:54You know I don't trust you anymore with having a job because you will never be able to hold down
09:59a job.
09:59You always act childish.
10:01You need to grow up.
10:02Stop doing baby stuff.
10:04It's not normal for a 40-year-old man to do stuff.
10:07Made for babies and toddlers.
10:08You are the only one who does baby stuff.
10:11You know what?
10:12You are grounded for a year month.
10:14Get your ass to your room right now.
10:21That's an extra two months for keep on crying like a baby.
10:39Dave, fucking, Franklin.
10:42Johnson, stop slamming the door.
10:44You are going to break it.
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