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My Dad Is Poseidon 🌊👑⚡ 😍
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:37Alright, let's just get started.
00:42I can't tell you when you're leaving, or you're leaving me across the building.
00:52The woods of the universe.
00:52To the ground, there's no one.
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:07The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00He's just a regular human.
04:01A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:51I need more.
04:53I need more.
04:56I need more.
04:56I need more.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Get harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:40Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Don't forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water,
07:33or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:11No.
09:12No, no, no.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:45There it is.
09:48There it is.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
10:48Mommy!
10:48Mommy!
10:49Mommy!
10:50Mommy!
10:51Mommy!
10:52Mommy!
10:53Mommy!
10:54Mommy!
10:56Mommy!
10:57Mommy!
11:06Mommy!
11:15Mommy!
11:16Mommy!
11:21Mommy!
11:22Mommy!
11:23Mommy!
11:23Mommy!
11:23Mommy!
11:23Mommy!
11:24Mommy!
11:25Mommy!
11:26Mommy!
11:27Mommy!
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No, let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I... got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:45Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss, soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:01I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:03What a lively little snack.
14:03I'm sorry for him.
14:03I didn't know what's going on.
14:03I don't know what's going on.
14:03I'm sorry for him.
14:19I don't know what you're going on.
14:25What a lively little snack.
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay you want more I've got a ton of it
14:45laying around this guy's luck is insane a random mortal just happens to have
14:52relics of the old gods is this coast a secret Olympian vault
14:57you're safe here Liraya we've got a kid together now I'm not letting anything
15:07touch you or Lily Jack I'm grateful but I
15:16something's trying to eat me Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty my mommy and daddy are super strong please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl devour you and I might even claim the sea
15:44King's throne
15:47ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:01whoo
16:02Whew.
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:27I've got you baby.
16:29Touch my kid again!
16:32And I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:22You!
17:23Poseidon?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead!
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:18He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:18Geys over all.
18:23Go!
18:28action!
18:40Get up!
19:00my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:43near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:03my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:43the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:49you're in haides territory asshole
21:03poseidon
21:13is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:21oh
22:22hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:29one
22:31two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:57in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood
23:19i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact
23:33now
23:34tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:01let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew
24:15surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27pathetic
24:31who are you
24:33dylan's orders
24:34come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy
24:41who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:54don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:39you die
25:41you
25:43poisoned me
25:47my poison fog
25:48the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you from the inside
25:53give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kids coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:14feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first
26:19i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lily
26:44lily
26:45run
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run
26:54a little longer
27:02lily
27:09daddy
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad
27:43i'll snap every bone in your body
27:45with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:06you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:08and go
28:08now
28:21if i pull this vine
28:22the whole cliff
28:23goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:29what
28:41no
28:42no
28:45no
28:46no
28:56CHEH!
28:58CHEH!
29:00CHEH!
29:01CHEH!
29:01Cough, cough, cough,
29:05Back in the lab!
29:05CHEH!
29:07CHEH!
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's
29:26gonna be okay we're going back for her right now hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:24that poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:47damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid some guy took the brat
32:17useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:31you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:53lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash beg now
33:04and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll
34:01you're half dead already
34:12you're half dead already
34:14get ready how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:20you're half dead this can't be
34:24you
34:49Ancient Ekethra, the coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished!
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:28We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:36My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:04Yeah!
36:06Thank you!
36:06Frank!
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