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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06You
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self
00:00:44Now I'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric
00:00:59And now my next volunteer, I don't care. I said shorted
00:01:05What the hell?
00:01:10Ohhhh! How are they doing that?
00:01:13And now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:25I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you? Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am
00:01:57I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay
00:01:59Well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:14Disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know?
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:35Gotta take him!
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:07Oh, God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with her in the orphanage.
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bree and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:05:39All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still gotta come
00:06:14with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on me.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You want to play, you don't want to pay, right?
00:06:30I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:00Let's start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card, Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:38Well, then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I'm just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed until you came along.
00:09:23I know.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39It's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, great.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:13You know, maybe just a little...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00Dropboard!
00:12:02What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up Dove's shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No, not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:39the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy,
00:12:51and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless,
00:13:17maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:18instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job,
00:13:30I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Help, Ryan.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:51You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:57But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability,
00:14:11no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington,
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35You would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds,
00:14:58you can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:15:03could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't,
00:15:07I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:15:10that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it,
00:15:18Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now, if I win,
00:15:50you're all gonna have to start treating Bree
00:15:52with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree.
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out
00:16:35in 5...
00:16:384...
00:16:393...
00:16:412...
00:16:431...
00:17:03Absolutely...
00:17:04Impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10Here's no way. I don't think I've ever seen anything like this. Nobody but the master of magic could have
00:17:14done this
00:17:19No, no, no, you you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us
00:17:23I knew it. Yeah, of course. Just some amateur trying something stupid. Nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the
00:17:29hack
00:17:30No
00:17:32It's got a show to prep
00:17:36Sofie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work. Come on
00:17:42Samuel you believe you really did it, right? I don't know what to believe
00:17:49Come on the show opens in a few days. We need to prep. Oh, you don't have to worry about
00:17:55prepping
00:18:06This is not gonna be a show
00:18:09Who is this? It's Richard Kim. He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him Richard get the hell out of my theater your theater. Oh, no, no my little friend
00:18:23This is now my theater
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner, which as of this morning is me
00:18:33I bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the
00:18:40hell out
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town used to be your past your prime
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything
00:18:57If Brie loses this show the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:02Will be destroyed. Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out
00:19:06Hey, hey doll face. How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half let the adults talk
00:19:13I'm this show's producer. If you cancel the show. I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater. I'll give you a chance
00:19:22A head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep your contract
00:19:29My team wins your contract is terminated and you go back to doing a birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:37deal
00:19:40Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43Great the competition will be tonight tonight
00:19:47His cast doesn't go off for another week. Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-hold-barred battle to see who will get this theater
00:20:05and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry we have an ace of our sleeve
00:20:15Daniel
00:20:16You got to be kidding. You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20Asbestrick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us. All right, Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights this brawl. He's got world-class real
00:20:30Magicians. Yeah, no problem. I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to us
00:20:35And now the challengers
00:20:37Richard Kim's latest sensation
00:20:41Matt Von Buren
00:20:55Oh, no
00:20:57Oh god, no
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars. He's one of the best in the world
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his axe. Yeah, bring him on
00:21:18Now for the first act or should I say miracle
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that
00:21:30our top judges
00:21:32Can't figure out
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37Wins
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year. This plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43He's way beyond Xavier's league
00:21:47We're gonna lose
00:21:53Maybe not
00:21:55Maybe not
00:21:56Showtime
00:22:01Xavier
00:22:05Xavier
00:22:06Xavier
00:22:06Not you
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round
00:22:23What he he's not even a magician. He's just the guy that cleans up deaf shit. Yeah, Xavier's the best
00:22:29of all of us
00:22:29Yeah, look girl. I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy, but leave this to the
00:22:33real magicians
00:22:33Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this. I mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now
00:22:57Daniel
00:23:05Oh
00:23:06My god your prop boy
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren
00:23:12Don't worry kid. This will be over real quick
00:23:14And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong. It's a shame though because Matt's just my
00:23:20warm-up act
00:23:21They'll get me so bad. You'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act. He's one of the best in the world
00:23:28They say he might even get a six-star soon. There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over
00:23:33a decade
00:23:33No, it's obvious what samuel's doing. Okay. He knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:37So he's already looking for excuses when he loses. He'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43Boss this guy is a hack. He's gonna make a fool out of all of us. It's a two out
00:23:48of three competition
00:23:49We need to judge their strength
00:23:52All right, I get it
00:23:54You see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then I come in and save the day
00:23:59Where's that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician?
00:24:06And you are daniel
00:24:09Just daniel
00:24:11Nice coveralls daniel
00:24:13I give my servants the same ones enjoy your moment. Just daniel. This will be the biggest crowd you ever
00:24:20perform for
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician. He's trying to be embarrassed sad
00:24:26He really thought that he could hang with the pros. No
00:24:30You're sure about this
00:24:32Trust me
00:24:37Don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42Gentlemen are you ready? I was born ready. What about you buddy? You look a little nervous
00:24:49Maybe you should be
00:24:52Because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59God
00:25:00He's frozen with fear
00:25:02Come on daniel
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely
00:25:09Oh my god what a shitshow
00:25:12He's not even prepping it
00:25:14Hey newbie this is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:19I'm good
00:25:22No
00:25:23I'm good
00:25:24That's why I have a five star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:33Tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36If you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren
00:25:52Pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:11He's finished
00:26:12That was seamless
00:26:19Unbelievable
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that
00:26:22There's no way daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:29What do you think judges did matt von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done
00:26:35If i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38I'm stumped
00:26:39Well done you're three for three
00:26:43You have stumped our judges
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say prop boy
00:26:57I mean your trick wasn't bad
00:27:00I just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08Sure you do
00:27:09Please enlighten us
00:27:11Tell us all how I did my trick
00:27:14All in good time
00:27:16Idiot everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18Pathetic
00:27:19Daniel
00:27:20You're up
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33Hey there
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44I think he can do it
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think
00:27:47Okay, you're not one of us
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53If it weren't for you we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07Here
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you
00:28:11Ooooooo
00:28:12Magic
00:28:15Switch it now prop boy
00:28:18You need to end this
00:28:20Now
00:28:21You're
00:28:24You're right
00:28:28I swore off my old life
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now but first
00:28:57I'm gonna need some help
00:28:59Bree
00:29:00Could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me
00:29:10This is just sad
00:29:14Oh
00:29:20You all know magic is an illusion
00:29:24But still
00:29:25You hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29You can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:38But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:43What if you don't do this?
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48Just be an illusion
00:29:52Don't blink
00:29:53You'll miss it
00:29:54You'll miss it
00:30:23I think there's something else going on
00:30:25Now I apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment
00:30:35Which will be coming
00:30:37Right about
00:30:39Now
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's doing such a cake knife?
00:30:54He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable
00:31:14That's amazing
00:31:21Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast
00:31:24There you go
00:31:27My judges
00:31:28You're young man
00:31:30Incredible
00:31:34Cake
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:40I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:44The master of magic
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment
00:32:03Judges
00:32:04What do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea
00:32:07Not a clue
00:32:10And you Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped
00:32:15Well in the case of a tie
00:32:17We turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:25Tell us
00:32:26Yeah
00:32:27Tell us
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37Ionizing it
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:41And giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:43That's
00:32:45That's
00:32:46That's
00:32:47Correct
00:32:49Amazing
00:32:50And Matthew
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:58I
00:32:59I don't know
00:33:02And with that
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round
00:33:05Oh
00:33:06No
00:33:07No
00:33:08No
00:33:08No
00:33:09No
00:33:10No
00:33:11No
00:33:12You did it
00:33:12Oh
00:33:13No
00:33:13No
00:33:14I don't know
00:33:21No
00:33:21No
00:33:23well done young man the only other magician that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation was the master of magic
00:33:34no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport he must have cheated there's no way an
00:33:42untrained worker has that much level of skill exactly he probably blackmailed the judges or
00:33:49something how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance how was
00:33:53I supposed to know who's gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges who is that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work you think
00:34:08you've
00:34:08won you haven't won shit it's time to bring out my A team Kate Barlow
00:34:29miss Barlow thank you for joining us
00:34:32that's that's Kate Barlow she's the FISM world champion in parlor magic and an actual six-star
00:34:40magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic that's Sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now watch an axle prep a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur
00:34:59distractions a real magician doesn't need you because she has hard-earned skills now
00:35:07yeah get him Sophie always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad I'm gonna crush you oh
00:35:14you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me oh you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just
00:35:21for her rank you didn't I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows funny I don't remember training her you you were trained by the
00:35:40master of magic she wasn't just trained by him he realized that she was better than him that's why he
00:35:46disappeared that can't be true right Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it
00:35:53wasn't true so what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the
00:35:58master of magic also what I'll still destroy you Sophie shut up Miss Barlow it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician of your caliber I wish I could say the same but honestly it's an insult you're even
00:36:17trying to compete so why are you here to shatter my teachers old records and publicly declare myself the
00:36:27new master of magic ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first it is
00:36:38all about quick change magic transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds the world
00:36:45record is 17 changes held by the master of magic do you think you can beat that that's a change
00:36:58every
00:36:59two seconds there's no way you can beat that I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible only the master of magic
00:37:11would be able to do that I know every one of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying you're going to break the master of magic record who here would like to see me break
00:37:22the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:38one two three standard oh my gosh her pace how is she doing
00:37:48she about to break the record you're about to break the record oh my god this is unreal this is
00:37:54history
00:37:57that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:06she just did that I've never seen anything like it the concentration the skill needed to do something
00:38:13like that she had to learn it from the master of magic I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just
00:38:18seen
00:38:18it with my own eyes for a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:22but no she's a fraud like the rest Sophie you can beat that right
00:38:28I can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:35well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that we should just give up come on Sophie there has to be some chance okay
00:38:48you don't
00:38:49know what you're talking about I can't do that no one can do that you're just a dumb girl with
00:38:55money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic but you don't know anything about magic okay you put that guy on stage
00:39:00for Pete's sake are you gonna come out here and embarrass yourselves or can I get ready for my
00:39:05first photo shoot as the new master of magic come on one of you at least has to try I
00:39:13can't lose this
00:39:14contract I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve Sophie Eugene Xavier if I had my
00:39:24hand I would try but I don't even think I would stand a chance well well looks like I won
00:39:31sir are you
00:39:34hiring really you're gonna betray your boss right in front of them might as well we can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship of losers sorry Samuel you should not put your faith in a stupid girl who
00:39:47doesn't understand the first thing about magic it's over the theater is mine I failed them I failed
00:39:56the orphanage might as well go with them Daniel hey watch where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing we still have a shot I'm gonna take it Daniel stop you can't just go out
00:40:14there and
00:40:15embarrass yourself I won't let you agree if you trust me and with the Kensington team giving up the winners
00:40:25winners are wait the Kensington team soldiers to do their quick change act that's adorable do you
00:40:36even know what a quick change act is properly I'll manage really Samuel you're sending out the help
00:40:43again this loser has no chance of beating Kate sir we tried to warn him but Samuel just wouldn't
00:40:49listen this worker conned him just like he called the judges in the last round hey that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here is because Brie has a little crush on him that's enough
00:40:58whoo is that what's going on the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute I said that's enough Daniel are you ready your time starts now
00:41:27we're waiting look at all these quick changes he's going so fast I can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey it doesn't look like magic's your thing but I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy just trust him he he has it under control are you kidding me if he
00:41:50has it
00:41:51under control I'm I'm freaking Merlin himself hey Brie uh you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:57okay your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is okay seriously get off
00:42:02the stage you look like a fucking ass yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro Daniel what are you doing
00:42:10are you happy you've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:22time time is a funny thing isn't it see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:27but in moments like these it's like time stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:46what's he gonna do
00:42:48I'm trying now
00:42:53I'll blink
00:43:04congratulations one change in 30 seconds I win but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that
00:43:34how did he do that
00:43:3877 78
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen we have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it it's not possible it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals but not for the master of magic
00:44:06wait is he the real master of magic
00:44:10the misdirect you used showmanship the transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic
00:44:36oh god I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44with that question I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition
00:44:52ladies and gentlemen you heard it Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel
00:45:06please please forgive me I was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:13how dare you lie to me you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud get out of here
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic
00:45:30because I know that before you were the master of magic you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:56here
00:45:58down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say
00:46:03ready to make some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition didn't I
00:46:11well yes
00:46:12then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15that was the deal
00:46:17right of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer
00:46:22what do I think of your offer
00:46:30now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:42wow everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:46:46wow
00:46:50you know Daniel when I first saw you I knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah of course I mean even an idiot could see he was the master of magic
00:46:59and honestly um I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:07wow
00:47:10you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:15oh no no we were just joking
00:47:18right guys
00:47:21you're gonna stay with us
00:47:22right Daniel
00:47:23yeah of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26we're just you know
00:47:27showing him some love
00:47:28yeah
00:47:29the three of you
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41punishment
00:47:42punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44no we don't
00:47:45I don't like that
00:47:46you know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:52will do you three some good
00:48:00I know I see it
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:04disgusting
00:48:06what are you doing
00:48:07we have to go here
00:48:14so you're really him
00:48:18master of magic
00:48:19I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:24if you want to stay
00:48:27I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the marquee performance
00:48:32but whether you stay or leave
00:48:35it's completely
00:48:37your decision
00:48:39so what do you say
00:48:43if you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:48:44you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic
00:48:50that may be true
00:48:52but nobody else
00:48:55could ever do what you did up here
00:49:10that bracelet
00:49:13could Daniel be Eric's brother
00:49:27hey
00:49:29all this time
00:49:30and I didn't recognize you
00:49:31Daniel Angier
00:49:33but you're still the same
00:49:34the older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:39he'd come running
00:49:42I want him out of the most
00:49:44I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53and he was so proud of you
00:49:54the only time
00:49:56you let him down
00:49:57was when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:00what?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04and your gifts
00:50:05don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08you're still the master of magic
00:50:11you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21we won an interview!
00:50:23in here
00:50:33I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:35you have to be here somewhere
00:50:45you're films
00:50:46ah well that sounds
00:50:48awful
00:50:49yeah
00:50:50hmm
00:51:17I don't know.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Ah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage.
00:53:13Or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your once millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:53The three of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02The Lisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:07Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:36Hmm.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:45Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all of his hands.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:41Easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:44We'll let you help us and we'll even let you in all of the cash.
00:56:49But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that, a key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15You tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18You could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a terrible failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one flying earth?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the pen, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch your swag.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then,
01:01:03the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself.
01:01:09In three,
01:01:10two,
01:01:10one,
01:01:13Oh my God.
01:01:14Can you smell that?
01:01:15Oh my God.
01:01:22I got the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need an indistration now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with gun stomp.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These vortex on our beach
01:02:01can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean,
01:02:03just look at how he walked
01:02:04right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested
01:02:07and that will be
01:02:08the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:11really thinks he's getting
01:02:12a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless,
01:02:38one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guard.
01:03:00My perfume is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:09we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing.
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off.
01:03:59Kunk 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:04Why didn't Sam Hill just have it?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08out of me getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going into vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents
01:04:34that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us.
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic tricks
01:05:12puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alyssa is the best safecracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the Bank of London
01:05:28and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:29and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:31Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:42Yeah, me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief
01:05:47was me six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down, three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep.
01:06:16Alyssa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:28you taught us before,
01:06:29so no problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:40Three.
01:06:42Three.
01:06:43Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:51How was I supposed to know?
01:06:53The interior had been modified to lock
01:06:55like an IBV international vault.
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think
01:07:09you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe,
01:07:12not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alyssa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alyssa.
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him
01:08:05from robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up
01:08:12what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer code 9
01:08:39at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up!
01:08:41Thickle him!
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in overhead?
01:09:05Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:21There's got to be
01:09:22near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking
01:09:25a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to
01:09:27buy the mention
01:09:28of the KISPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think
01:09:43you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are
01:09:49so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:51we were going to let you
01:09:52walk out of here
01:09:53with some money?
01:09:56We played you
01:09:57the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us
01:10:04the entire time,
01:10:05except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang
01:10:12with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens
01:10:16when you try to run
01:10:17this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim,
01:10:22we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you
01:10:24to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more
01:10:30than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry's so paranoid
01:10:34he put all his valuables
01:10:35in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser
01:10:42is too dumb
01:10:43to realize
01:10:43we're taking advantage
01:10:44of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us
01:10:50to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have
01:10:53tried to swim
01:10:54with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that
01:10:57next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:14who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down,
01:11:18Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:27the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:30You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy,
01:11:39like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here,
01:12:01steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable
01:12:30magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:46But as I recall,
01:12:48I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down
01:12:54that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite
01:13:09perfect that trick,
01:13:10did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23I'm probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:12Lassoed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make
01:14:20their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years
01:14:26in prison.
01:14:27Why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been
01:14:34using your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:39can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:48you motherfucker.
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:09cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off
01:15:11the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids
01:15:14through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:23all the colors
01:15:24in the same glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:29We get brand new books
01:15:31every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:35to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you.
01:15:42Mommy!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream
01:15:45before the show!
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:47You read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:04to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:17Charity Angier.
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