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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06You
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self
00:00:44Now I'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric
00:00:59And now my next volunteer, I don't care. I said shorted
00:01:05What the hell?
00:01:10Ohhhh! How are they doing that?
00:01:13And now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:25I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you? Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am
00:01:57I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay
00:01:59Well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:14Disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know?
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:16Come on
00:03:20Fuck!
00:03:35Fuck!
00:03:37Fuck!
00:03:38Cut it!
00:03:40Ahhhh!
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02I would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God, I need you to do something.
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Albra, besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:33If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:39All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:00Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but...
00:06:12You know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take it.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try.
00:07:17Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win, she gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen, you get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet, it's mine.
00:08:38Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12That's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Bri.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're crazy.
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:53Ray...
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:13This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician.
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halper.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:51You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel has been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel.
00:14:33I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51Well, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds,
00:14:58you can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds?
00:15:00That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know.
00:15:15But, while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he-
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree!
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:04It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in five, four, three, two.
00:17:04Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:25I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:30Now.
00:17:32We've got a show to print.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling out those cards and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater.
00:18:21Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer, and if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:47His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:49Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-hold-barred battle to see who will get this theater
00:20:05and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry. We have an ace of our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20Asbestrick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation,
00:20:41Matt Von Dier!
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:18Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle.
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water.
00:21:27The magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:43He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:46We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:01Xavier!
00:22:05Xavier, not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up duff shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl.
00:22:30I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy, but leave this to the real magicians.
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:42What do you mean?
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay?
00:23:36He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two out of three competition.
00:23:49We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Where's that?
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are?
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26It's sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:18I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:25:30Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:55This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:11It's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:13The latest star of the show.
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:30Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:19Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20Vera?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:04It looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:10Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:29I swore off my old life.
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:48Ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55No, but first, I'm gonna need some help.
00:28:59Bree.
00:29:00Could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible you can never explain it in
00:29:31a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:33See, everyday you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington!
00:30:15I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place!
00:30:19You should have respected my ranking!
00:30:21No!
00:30:22I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment.
00:30:36Which would be coming.
00:30:37Right about...
00:30:39Now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52A cake knife?
00:30:54He's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor!
00:31:03Ow!
00:31:13Unbelievable!
00:31:14That's amazing!
00:31:21Whoa!
00:31:22Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:25There you go!
00:31:26Great!
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29You're a young man!
00:31:30Incredible!
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:31:56How is this possible?
00:31:58How is this possible?
00:32:01Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:16Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:20Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's...
00:32:46correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round!
00:33:11You did it!
00:33:14I need your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No! No! He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:40There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed to know who was gonna do that with the cop and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:33:58I...
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face!
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work!
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:17But...
00:34:18But...
00:34:20Kate...
00:34:21Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow.
00:34:31Thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's...
00:34:34That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:40Alright.
00:34:41Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had a little fun in the first round.
00:34:52But now...
00:34:53Watch an actual prop.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:34:57Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:06Now...
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie!
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh!
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive.
00:35:18But it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23Y-you didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You-you were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:58Oh, so what?!
00:36:00I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic.
00:36:41Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:12I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:38One.
00:37:39Two.
00:37:40Three.
00:37:43Oh, my God.
00:37:44Her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49They're about to break the record.
00:37:50Oh, my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:56That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration.
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no.
00:38:24She's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:35Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie. There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:58Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well, looks like I won.
00:39:33Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:37Really? You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch. Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:09I still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:13You're a cop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Brie.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable!
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him, just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Brie has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough!
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:33What is he doing?
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:35Does he even do his magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:53Hey Brie, uh, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously, get off the stage!
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass!
00:42:05Are you doing anything, bro?
00:42:06Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it out.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:31Stand still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:47What's he gonna do?
00:42:48He's trying now.
00:42:53Don't blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:17You sure about that?
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:2476.
00:43:2577.
00:43:27What the...
00:43:28Oh, my God.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:4077...
00:43:4278.
00:43:46Very good.
00:43:47Ashley.
00:43:48Jessie?
00:43:49Jessie?
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:54I can't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals.
00:44:03But not for the Master of Magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:06wait is he the real master of magic the misdirect you used showmanship the transformation on a
00:44:17massive scale ladies and gentlemen you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic
00:44:38i just made an ass of myself in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44with that question i believe i speak for all three judges to declare that daniel is the winner of
00:44:51this competition ladies and gentlemen you heard it daniel wins the competition
00:45:07please please forgive me i was just so inspired by example growing up that i feel as if you've been
00:45:12with me every step of the way how dare you lie to me you swore to me you learned everything
00:45:17from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud get out of here
00:45:24i've spent the last six years looking for you i'd almost given up hope i'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic because i know that before you were the master of magic you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year i'm pulling together an
00:45:46organization to take it i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars that you'd make more in one
00:45:53night than a lifetime performing on this stage here down payment to show you i'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say ready to make some real money i won both rounds to competition didn't i well
00:46:11yes
00:46:12then mr kensington gets to keep his theater that was the deal right of course but what do you think
00:46:20of my offer i think of your offer
00:46:30now why don't you get out of here before i conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:43wow everybody give it up for the master of magic wow
00:46:50you know daniel when i first saw you i knew that you were special yeah of course i mean even
00:46:56an idiot could see he was the master of magic and honestly um i just feel so honored to be
00:47:05standing in the same room as you right now wow you guys are acting like you had his back this
00:47:12whole
00:47:12time after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier no no we were just joking right guys you're gonna
00:47:21stay with us right daniel yeah of course he's gonna stay with us we're just you know
00:47:27join him some love yeah the three of you your actions were a disgrace disrespecting the greatest
00:47:35magician of all time i think daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41punishment punishment is a very strong word okay first of all i don't like that you know
00:47:48i do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen disgusting
00:48:14so you're really him
00:48:18master of magic i don't feel i am worthy to be on the same stage as you if you want
00:48:27to stay
00:48:28i gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance but whether you stay or leave it's
00:48:35it's completely your decision so what do you say
00:48:43if you knew how i'd let eric die you'd hate me
00:48:48i'm at the master of magic
00:48:50that may be true but nobody else could ever do what you did up here
00:49:10that bracelet could daniel be eric's brother
00:49:27hey
00:49:29all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same the older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42i want him out of the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:01what eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn you went this way
00:50:35you have to be here somewhere
00:50:36when you're here
00:50:45you're friends
00:50:46how that sounds awful
00:51:17I don't know.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:46It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay you once millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:53The top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System Logistics and Camera Espionage.
00:55:02Alisa.
00:55:03Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault.
00:55:06Three times.
00:55:08Anna Vita.
00:55:09Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be big enough.
00:55:59Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all the reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that?
00:57:16A key.
00:57:17And then, my own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you.
00:58:09Just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:13Just.
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one flying us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:08Did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch your swag.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hip-hop monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:20Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't, it is east.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on, damn it.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38Like that stupid captain means I will try again and it will work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch you.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with gun stone.
01:01:57Here we go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindru slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My patrolman's ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will cut.
01:03:21Oh, no way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing on your first try.
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:31How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:59Count 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:03That's impossible.
01:04:04Why didn't Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more better than any child?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:42cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:49Oh, blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic to exclude you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alyssa is the best safecracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all
01:05:31in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shoved him up.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying, you taught us before, so no problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little
01:06:34void.
01:06:34Five, four, three, two, three, two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international
01:06:56vault?
01:06:56You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand, like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing, and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:01Oh, impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in overhead?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:21There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the KISPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:04Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:36Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:25We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:27He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56What kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I sowed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors
01:15:24in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:29We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:35to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:41Hi!
01:15:43Mommy! Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream for the show!
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:47Read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you nicely.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:08The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier!
01:16:20Does one.
01:16:21.
01:16:24.
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