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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:14You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:32After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellsy.
00:58You're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
01:00It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellsy.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:08If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:12So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:19Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:36How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off this game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:19Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:41And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:43You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit,
03:03it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:37I'm gonna be my girl.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys stay pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:57I'm very sure, Bootevila.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so.
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:04Come on now.
04:07Hey, I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:14What's your deal?
04:15Careful, don't tell Jules anything.
04:17You went with the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:21Well, Z.
04:24Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there, no worries.
04:44Jules?
04:47No, come on.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:56Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is a human.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first
05:26unit philosophers and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:41Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay.
05:48Let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself.
06:04What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:29Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:52Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:57Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing the backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:14No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, Sol.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:56We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:07Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:31The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:02Okay.
09:04What did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on.
09:09It's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:15We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go. Thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:16So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:41Now, technology...
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
11:00Whatever.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:22He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:38It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs, loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year.
12:00At the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09Mm.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
12:19morning.
12:19Mm-hmm. So be there.
12:21Or...
12:22Be there. There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:25Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:39That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:50Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:20None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay.
13:29Well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:33We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What? No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:39Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Haha.
13:47Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so I flaunt it.
13:51Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything always now until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:15I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36I just got a point.
14:37Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:42So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh.
14:43I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:59Ooh.
15:04Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:09Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:11I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets out 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%?
15:20And then, um, give 10 more.
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:31My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34I expect the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be in.
16:09Hey.
16:10Hey, can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good. Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35Can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:46Yeah, you know, uh, do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:52One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:56Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:08Thanks for your time.
17:11Hey, I thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:21All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit I can't explain
17:32any of these thoughts racing through my brain.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:43I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:47We'll reschedule.
17:48Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh,
17:53locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover,
17:58and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up,
18:14you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:21We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:52Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:56But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:04No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't blush.
19:33Don't blush.
19:52so this is tutoring what no uh yes uh he was just trying to prove a point
20:03it kind of feels like i just did and now it's my turn
20:15i'm gonna kiss you okay
20:29am i blushing now
20:46it's here folks our first away game of the season the briar hawks have dominated the chatham
20:51clovers in the past but since it's dealer rentals birthday today we all know his mind is already on
20:57the after party am i right but we've got a good crowd here tonight
21:02briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance as always
21:14first game
21:17yeah i know we can seem like a lot but we don't bite i swear oh thanks
21:27just stick by jewels i mean their play-by-play is a lifesaver my first time thanks
21:36hey here we go you got you boys come on now this is a tough game for the clovers folks
21:42hey hey right here right here let's just fucking go
21:46come on baby hey hey jeez
21:49oh here we go fire has control of the puck
21:52logan bogan there you go logan back to graham move it move it
21:55oh bogan i'm bogan i'm bogan
21:55graham back to logan these two are passing it back and forth like chlamydia during welcome
21:59week come on guys let someone else have a turn it's only fair
22:02go go come on baby
22:07denied damn so close
22:09chadam tries to get the puck the fuck out of town get him baby
22:12graham right there with the interception come on g pass it up
22:18good take it up take it up take it up
22:19graham takes the load in
22:22yes
22:27puff absolutely pounding the chadam clovers
22:34he's good
22:35yeah problem is he knows it
22:54i did you baby
22:59hey let's go set him up
23:16hey
23:19seriously hey waste not lest he be wasted
23:23come on
23:23okay
23:41loose maverick come on come on baby
23:44wow boy
23:46come on
23:47please
23:53i'm sorry but i'm deeply still in love
23:58in love with you
24:01yes ma'am
24:03yes ma'am
24:04not yet
24:09well i heard
24:10okay
24:11you might have found somebody
24:13but still can't swallow
24:15what
24:16holy shit i mean
24:19you totally nailed boy hot
24:20good because i feel like an absolute cliche
24:24any sign of justin
24:26no uh not yet but he'll be here
24:28sick towel takes birthdays very seriously
24:31okay thanks man
24:33no thanks i don't drink at parties
24:36oh yeah
24:37no worries i'm not a big drinker either one on practice nights five after a game no exceptions
24:41it's
24:42seems pretty strict
24:42do you think i was born with these acts
24:46so what's next
24:47it's your favorite actually
24:48are you ready for this
24:50no
24:55no
24:57hockey shots
24:59hockey shots
25:01oh shit
25:02yeah get it now you're not a vampire
25:05i am
25:06yeah sorry garrett's a tutor
25:08but uh
25:08they're all cute but we need you
25:09let's go
25:10it's a starting line tradition when we win
25:11bad luck if we don't
25:13exactly so we're doing it
25:14cause tonight we beat chatham's ass
25:15that's right
25:16let's go
25:17all right come on
25:17come on
25:19sorry
25:26it's okay
25:28coldです
25:34cold call
25:37cold call
25:37cold call
25:38cold call
25:48cold
25:49Jesus Christ, you're going to be relaxed.
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:16but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:21Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:24There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:32Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's going to be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fine.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left it in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's John's best friend,
27:28so not really.
27:30John, my brother, John Logan.
27:33Right, um, I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks flew as they do when people,
27:42um, sorry, what, what, what don't you get?
27:46Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no, you're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:08Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know, sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:17Yeah.
28:18Yeah.
28:21Jesus, do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:34Here, uh, here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47I'll be the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:58You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that took so long to find any mixtures, but...
29:11I thought, maybe, I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:36My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:43It's real.
29:43Good work.
29:57Good work.
29:58Good work.
30:00Good work.
30:02Good work.
30:02Good work.
30:05Good work.
30:05Good work.
30:05Good work.
30:06Good work.
30:06Good work.
30:06Good work.
30:07Good work.
30:08Good work.
30:08Good work.
30:09Good work.
30:10Good work.
30:11Good work.
30:12Good work.
30:13Dancing straight, your hands are tied
30:17I could feel tight from your zombie bites
30:22Dancing straight, but the feeling's tied
30:24Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:42That's really helpful.
30:42Yeah.
30:44I got an idea.
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your sis, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:04I can still do this to my party people in the club.
31:08Huh, huh, huh.
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor.
31:14If you're a party freak, then step on the floor.
31:18If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:21Break the sweat on the floor.
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up.
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:33Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:36You know we're running shit tonight on the floor.
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza.
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor.
31:55Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
31:59Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:49Is he looking?
32:55Oh yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going? He needs to see us.
33:22And he has. You've got him interested, now we gotta go.
33:27No, but he's talking to someone.
33:33Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:53This is the part, where I tell you all the things I want to do to you, when we're alone.
33:59And I feel so blue, I feel so blue.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:58You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny, seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God, you're so stubborn.
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa, you're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed, I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:37It's all yours, see you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago, take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:06What?
36:23Impressive.
36:24Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah, you get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:44It's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:48I mean, skating was the fun part.
36:52Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37Spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:45I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:11They let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:24Oh my God.
38:25No, turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:56In high school.
39:07They're really good.
39:09Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:17Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Octopage
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game
39:37I was struggling
39:42And then
39:44I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels
39:55I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02Saying it out loud
40:03I realized that sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were so
40:10Like genuine
40:12You know?
40:15Free
40:19You centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on
40:35Let me see
40:43We did it
40:44Yeah, we did it
40:47Wait, I have just the thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover
40:49Of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well what about
40:53Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram
41:16Uh, no
41:17I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world something
41:31I'm not ready for it to know
41:33Uh, but I am working on something
41:36At the moment for the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:46I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that
41:51I can't afford to go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen
41:54If I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure
42:15As long as it's still mine
42:33I mean, there's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39Yeah, I mean, just ask him for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:44He is not a pretentious douche
42:48Okay, yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:01Wait, have you heard of the beaches?
43:03Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set will change your life
43:08I'm sorry됴없
43:10지원 I have a chance
43:10Then we've lostbeat
43:31hablando I have a
43:31chance So
43:31If there's no
43:33way
43:33It looks like I'm
43:34sorry
44:44Anna.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yes.
44:52Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55Cool.
44:55No.
45:02No.
45:09No.
45:11No.
45:16No.
45:17No.
45:24No.
45:30No.
45:32No.
45:32No.
45:33No.
45:35I want love like that, but I can't go any further till I start coming back.
45:41I'm a rock star, and I'm never around when you need, like a race car, driving away from the scene.
45:50Does she want me to stay? Does she want me to pack?
45:55You can't push me any further till I start coming back.
45:59Turn me around, ride up, side down, spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
46:09I feel so far, you're home, I want to spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
46:18You push me in circles to the edge of the earth, where I can't go any further till I start
46:24coming back to you.
46:26I'm an addict, I'm addicted to her and to me.
46:32She's a magnet, pulling me under the sheets.
46:36If I hold you too close, well, the good things do go.
46:41Don't matter what happens, wherever we end up, we'll come right back.
46:45Turn me around, ride up, side down, spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
46:54I feel so far, you're home, I want to spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:03You push me in circles to the edge of the earth, where I can't go any further till I start
47:10coming back to you.
47:30Turn me around, ride up, side down, spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so far, you're home, I want to spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around, ride up, side down, spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far, you're home, I want to spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
48:06I feel so far, you're home, I want to spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
48:36You're home.
49:03That's okay.
49:06So far, I know the engine's coming like a boat, which I've got andon the Odonga mesela now.
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