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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It - Hot
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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer, I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public, you know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:01Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11Do it. We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:21Holy shit!
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know
00:02:31Kill him!
00:02:34Kill him!
00:02:37And now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:33Do it.
00:03:35Cut it!
00:03:40bells
00:03:57Eric?!
00:03:58No!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Derek, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bree.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree,
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the Queen of Hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the Queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the Queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02That's the Queen of Hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those
00:06:46cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take it.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, Hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:58What a loser.
00:07:58Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:35This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:50Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and, well, he, he died.
00:09:39It's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Pree.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:09:59Uh, I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh, just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know, your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:34They, uh, say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:12:02I think it's better if I left.
00:12:06my stuff well i'm the prop assistant just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove
00:12:12shit see this stuff this stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three star magician
00:12:20correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three-star magician are you no not
00:12:35not since i was 12. after becoming the world's first seven-star magician the society of magicians
00:12:40gave up trying to rank me damn right you're not
00:12:49you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians
00:12:58okay
00:13:01what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my gold zephyr
00:13:09deck
00:13:10the master of magic himself used this type of deck actually i prefer the platen deck well if they're
00:13:16so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like they're
00:13:20just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck is funny you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you to find brie
00:13:35help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:49hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:05you about
00:14:06i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:11how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true of course
00:14:27not
00:14:27sir who are you gonna believe a a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel i've seen his
00:14:34skills you would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you
00:14:51can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep your job
00:14:5915 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done that quick
00:15:04but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't fair i
00:15:14know
00:15:15but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he brie it's okay
00:15:2515 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this
00:15:43all right daniel you really don't have to oh the little prop boy has a little trick section
00:15:48now if i win you're all gonna have to start treating brie with more respect around here
00:15:53it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:57brie look at that got a knight and shining coveralls fine deal it's not like you have a chance in
00:16:04hell
00:16:05anyway 15 seconds here we go
00:16:15what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:24oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought he would
00:16:31at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:02absolutely impossible
00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:13master of magic could have done this
00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of
00:17:25course
00:17:25course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:32now it's got a show to print
00:17:35sophie eugene stop goggling out those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe you really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49how come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09so who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend this
00:18:24is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with the owner
00:18:31which
00:18:32as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:43you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life
00:19:01as a child will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out hey doll
00:19:07face
00:19:08how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk i'm this show's
00:19:14producer and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can prove you're not worthy
00:19:19of
00:19:20this theater i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins
00:19:28you keep your contract my team wins your contract is terminated and you go back to doing uh birthday
00:19:34parties for eight-year-olds deal mr kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week not my problem
00:19:50hope you have a good backup team ladies and gentlemen are you ready for the epic no hold barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this feeder and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace up our sleeve daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering
00:20:19putting the prop boy out there his best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:27he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone that kin
00:20:34sends to us and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation matt von bierd
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should
00:21:22i say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:29in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins matt van
00:21:38buren
00:21:39won the grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond
00:21:45xavier's league we're gonna lose
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00:22:12xavier xavier xavier xavier xavier xavier xavier xavier xavier xavier x
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff shit yeah xavier's the
00:22:29best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush and a little prop boy
00:22:32but leave
00:22:33this to the real magicians samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god your prop boy you're really going to put up the help against someone like
00:23:10matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get
00:23:22beat so bad you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one
00:23:27of the best in the world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a
00:23:31new six
00:23:32star magician in over a decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't
00:23:37have a chance so he's already looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a
00:23:41nobody a try boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's
00:23:47a two out of
00:23:48three competition we need to judge their strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel
00:23:56out to get slaughtered and then i come in and save the day worth that he actually thinks he's out
00:24:01there because he has a shot at being a real magician and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls
00:24:12daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd
00:24:20you ever perform for i can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying
00:24:25to be embarrassed sad he really thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this
00:24:32trust me
00:24:36don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59god he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:08absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:16supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's
00:25:27amulet and you have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon
00:25:35to back out if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph are you ready or do
00:25:42you need
00:25:42more time to prepare no i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:17that was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:29what do you think judges did matt bob barrett's trick fool you i have no idea how that was done
00:26:35if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick all in good time
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fella's got some
00:27:35stage
00:27:36fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:27:54wouldn't
00:27:54be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:24you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old life
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first i'm gonna need some help brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:20you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:45wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:08that's it
00:30:11nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine hey mr kentington i told you you
00:30:17shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place you should have respected my ranking no
00:30:22i think there's something else going on now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to
00:30:28complete my transformation i knew it this theater is mine without one final piece of equipment which
00:30:36should be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing he's such a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:02how
00:31:13unbelievable
00:31:14Oh, that's amazing.
00:31:23Whoa, that is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Oh, great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29You're a young man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this
00:31:43was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:53How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie,
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:20Daniel?
00:32:21You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron,
00:32:37ionizing.
00:32:39Turning the water red,
00:32:41giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:10I didn't know you did it.
00:33:14Look at your health.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:35No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker
00:33:42has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges or something.
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:33:53How was I supposed to know
00:33:54he was going to do that with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians
00:34:05to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:21Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow,
00:34:31thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion
00:34:36in parlor magic
00:34:37and an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:41Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46The second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had a little fun in the first round,
00:34:52but now watch an axle prep.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need
00:34:56to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:06Now...
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie.
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh, you think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive,
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protégé
00:35:28of the Master of Magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You were trained by the Master of Magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:55against somebody who's better
00:35:57than the Master of Magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you.
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow,
00:36:06it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same,
00:36:13but honestly,
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:23and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new Master of Magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:34this next act
00:36:36is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about
00:36:39quick change magic,
00:36:41transforming outfits
00:36:42as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds.
00:36:44The world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the Master of Magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change
00:36:58every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell,
00:37:07there's not a magic technique
00:37:08in the world
00:37:09that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the Master of Magic
00:37:11would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying
00:37:17you're going to break
00:37:17the Master of Magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like
00:37:22to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:38One, two,
00:37:40right to three,
00:37:41standard.
00:37:43Oh my God,
00:37:44her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49She's about to break the record.
00:37:50Oh my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:53This is history.
00:37:57That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new Master of Magic.
00:38:06I can't believe
00:38:07she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration,
00:38:11the skill needed
00:38:12to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it
00:38:15from the Master of Magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it
00:38:17if I hadn't just seen it
00:38:18with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there,
00:38:21I thought she'd actually
00:38:21figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no,
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie,
00:38:26you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage
00:38:30nine or ten changes,
00:38:31but not 18.
00:38:35Well,
00:38:36are you even going
00:38:37to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want
00:38:39to give me the theater now?
00:38:42No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl
00:38:55with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:56anything about magic.
00:38:58Can't you put that guy
00:38:59on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:01Are you going to come out here
00:39:02and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready
00:39:04for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new Master of Magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you
00:39:11at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand,
00:39:25I would try,
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:32Sir,
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:37You're going to betray
00:39:38your boss
00:39:39right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship
00:39:43of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:46who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the originate.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, what?
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:09We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there
00:40:14and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Bree,
00:40:17do you trust me?
00:40:31Do you trust me?
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:36what a quick change act is,
00:40:38prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel,
00:40:42you're sending out
00:40:43the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance
00:40:45of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir,
00:40:47we tried to warn him,
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:51just like he conned
00:40:52the judges
00:40:53in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Bree
00:40:57has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:58Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel,
00:41:09are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these
00:41:30quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What's he doing?
00:41:34What's he doing?
00:41:35What's he doing?
00:41:35Does he even do his magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing,
00:41:40but I'm always hiring boys
00:41:42to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control,
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree,
00:41:54you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one.
00:41:57Look at your boyfriend
00:41:58is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously,
00:42:02get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy,
00:42:06you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel,
00:42:10what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing,
00:42:24isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these,
00:42:29it's like time
00:42:31stands still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38It just wasn't
00:42:39the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48Let's find out.
00:42:53I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:16Are you sure about that?
00:43:19Whoa.
00:43:21Oh, my God.
00:43:2476.
00:43:2576.
00:43:26What the...
00:43:28What the...
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:4077, 78.
00:43:50Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:54I don't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:03but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed
00:44:20the return of a legend,
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:36Oh, God.
00:44:38I just made an ass of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44Without question,
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:56Woo!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:10that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me!
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him!
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic,
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:39Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51That you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:55Here.
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:06I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:18Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:21What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30How long did you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow!
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:55Of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no.
00:47:15No, we were just joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right?
00:47:23Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, you don't.
00:47:44I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:00I know I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:15So, you're really him?
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:19I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:50That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:02Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:08Daniel!
00:49:08Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:11That bracelet.
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey!
00:49:29All this time when I didn't recognize you.
00:49:32Daniel Angier.
00:49:33And you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42What mattered the most, I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down was when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you.
00:50:04In your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:07You're still the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We want an interview!
00:50:22In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You're friends.
00:50:47Ah, well that sounds...
00:50:49Awful.
00:50:51We're so close to you.
00:50:52No?
00:51:02He needs to be seen here.
00:51:03Yeah, he needs to leave.
00:51:05He's ready to go.
00:51:05I'm sure he's ready to go.
00:51:05He needs to be gone and been taken.
00:51:06Yes, he needs to.
00:51:08He needs to be done there.
00:51:08You're better.
00:51:08I know, time when he's done things.
00:51:08You're better than him.
00:51:09You're something.
00:51:11You're right.
00:51:11You're better than him.
00:51:17No.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:46It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:54You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:05See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:21We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:26But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your funds millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:53The top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System Logistics and Camera Espionage.
00:55:02Alisa.
00:55:03Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault.
00:55:06Three times.
00:55:08And Evita.
00:55:09Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:36Hmm.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:42And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:45Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies.
00:55:59Please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all these ends.
00:56:38It's not like he's a clone.
00:56:39We'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:41Easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:49But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see the cart of a deader boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:05I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's edible failure.
00:58:20I have seen enough.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:36Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that good.
00:59:14He probably already had them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18History in this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He is clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:29We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to Japan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault, all six Slovakian mercenaries sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is a child's place.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting so hard.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:04So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:07You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:22Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means I will try again and it will work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43Hey, we need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's in here?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch you.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:56You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay, ay, these vortex on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the biggest distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:38My priceless, one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42But to save the orphans, I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using the new slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My patruma is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then he forgot.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh, amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:04Why didn't Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more good than any chair?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginner's luck.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:33To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in and assault us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little Smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:42-cross us.
01:04:44Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:08We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic takes puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:33Shh, just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:39No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:42Yeah, me.
01:05:45Yeah, me.
01:05:46Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down, three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying you've done this before, so she's not a problem.
01:06:30Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:08You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracked the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alyssa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:20She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53Quiet, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alyssa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10All yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up, but I already started.
01:08:13Boring.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tackle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in all our heads?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:21There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the KISS BNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:39Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:47You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim.
01:10:22We got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:22Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're going to finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:22You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:29He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:40Ah!
01:13:42Ah!
01:13:43Ah!
01:13:44Ah!
01:13:46Ah!
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I soed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:38Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:50You're the thief!
01:14:51You're the thief!
01:14:51No, no, no!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No, no, no!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54I'm out of here!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors
01:15:24and the stained glass windows
01:15:27and the library.
01:15:29We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:35to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:42Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream for the show.
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:47You read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you nicely.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier.
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