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00:01What the f**k does the gen command mean?
00:05I think you might be on the verge of a band.
00:07Why don't you tell me what that means?
00:09You got 10 seconds to answer.
00:1110, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, it's too late.
00:19Might could be muted on this one.
00:49I dropped every combo and the scrub was mashing.
00:51I knew that was the actual combo.
00:53Oh my god, I'm just getting mad, dog!
01:09Alright, I'm not playing it, dude. This sucks.
01:11No thanks, bro.
01:12This is why I don't play broke-ass niggas are stuck on wifi wifi.
01:16Bro, how is he doing this on lag?
01:18Look at this dude! Look at this bum!
01:22You're broke-ass shouldn't even be f**king playing fighting games, niggas!
01:25Here comes a new child!
01:28BLOOP!
01:29BLOOP!
01:35BLOOP!
01:38MOMMY!
01:39MOMMY!
01:39MOMMY!
01:43MOMMY!!!!
01:46TEN bandits
01:47Like, what's going on?!
01:49Like, don't as much as...
01:55...and as much as I can get a call of my opponent?
01:59I don't know.
02:00I would think you should be a bunch of abilities.
02:00Who's your role?
02:00I'm certain shouts.
02:02I don't know.
02:02What's your decision?
02:03You think I don't even need it!
02:04No, no, no, no, no.
02:05What's that?
02:06How does that sound?
02:07Oh
02:29Bloop
02:34Five minutes later
02:37This pussy broke ass nigga just sat here and ran out the whole clock, the whole match
02:42Get the fuck
02:43Like why, nigga you already lost
02:47The fuck you prolonging the inevitable for
02:49Princess, bitch I'm precious cargo
02:51Hood bitch, so I'm still gonna hang up by that cargo
02:54This bitch gonna be bear sweet, I'ma call her hardball
02:57I'm real like a BBQ
02:58If he got them buns then guess what, I'm a sick dude
03:01I'ma let them ass on his ass like I'm Pikachu
03:04See my chop got double D's on it
03:06Snest some new shit off the lot and throw some D's on it
03:09Ay, I guess your hat, I'm talking 400 degrees
03:11Hey that pussy fight, it'll make a nigga hit one knee, won't it
03:14Bloop
03:15I got 184, babe
03:23You said you didn't see him trolling?
03:25I mean my mark said it was a troll or?
03:29Oh yeah
03:30Yeah
03:37Bloop
03:37I got 185, bro
03:40You made a lot of decisions
03:44I got the joke?
03:46I got the joke
03:46Nice to meet you
03:47I'm like if you're getting a lot of wounds
03:56You got the joke, baby
04:05I'm making money
04:07You got the joke
04:09Let's go!
05:02This person don't even know how to use the character.
05:05This is why I don't like mirror matches, man.
05:06This sucks.
05:08Man, just take the points, bro.
05:09I ain't playing this thing.
05:16Bro, this game literally been out for three years, and it's still full of online scrubs.
05:22Like, I should be playing elite players.
05:24No matter what the rank, everybody should be decent.
05:27I'm still playing niggas that play like they in the first grade.
05:31Bro, it don't matter, bro.
05:32The game's been out for too long already.
05:35Nobody should be this trash at Street Fighter 6.
05:38Like, nobody.
05:39Like, nobody's still just buying this game.
05:50Like, my thing about fighting games, like, I don't care about losing.
05:54If you're good.
05:55But if you're just like...
06:02Like, you know what I'm saying?
06:03Like, why play a fighter if you're just gonna be an idiot at the same time?
06:08Like, can I get...
06:09Like, if I'm gonna lose, can I be swagged on at least?
06:16Bloop!
06:16Like, no.
06:19That might be fun!
06:21Okay.
06:22When I was like, I have no idea.
06:22You gotta have a new game.
06:22Damn!
06:31This is fun!
06:34You got a new game.
06:35Yeah.
06:55This dude can't even drive rush after his sequence, you see what I'm saying, like, these niggas are just horrible.
07:05Alright, what are you even doing?
07:09Alright, what are you even doing?
07:11One of my mods will handle it. This dude can't even drive rush in neutral.
07:15Alright, what are you doing, dude?
07:19You're an idiot.
07:23You suck, bruh.
07:26You're trash.
07:31LTG, I just had my first birth child. Could you make a tutorial on how to be a good parent?
07:38I don't even know what you said, bruh. Maybe your father can help you out.
07:44He clearly fucked in at somebody worthless. He should be able to help you.
07:49Imagine having your firstborn and being in a niggas chat. Just go ahead and calm.
07:54Your anthropoid's already doomed.
07:56Alright, let me ask you a question. Why do you want a daughter?
07:59You said you got a son, but you want a daughter as well.
08:02My question to you is why?
08:05They're already cooking up lasagnas and casseroles and shit for some random ass nigga.
08:15Look, me personally, like I said, I don't want nothing. I don't want no females in my language whatsoever.
08:24And on top of that, girls erase your legacy. They're born to extend another man's legacy.
08:30So as soon as your girl's born, that she not even for you.
08:38Hey mods, he said GG's. You know what GG's means to me.
08:42We're sorry.
08:44You've been following me for three years and never suck? You're banned. Fuck a timeout.
08:51Don't ever tell me good games. Mods, ban that dude to say good games. Thank you.
08:57Anybody saying good games in here, mods, ban them out of my chat. Thank you.
09:11Oh, this is making a rock. This person's so bad. I can't even think when I'm playing.
09:25Like what was that? What are you doing?
09:28All right, bruh. I'm not showing this match. This nigga sucks.
09:32I'm gonna just go back to a lobby. I could play trash niggas in lobbies, bruh.
09:38This person literally is fucking god-awful at the game.
09:43Drive impacts, neutral. Like this nigga's a fucking moron, bruh.
09:49Literally doesn't even know what they're doing.
09:53I don't know what they're doing.
09:54Floating like a butterfly. Singing like a bee.
10:00Beautiful run.
10:02An opening.
10:06Stop. Stop.
10:08Ready?
10:10Can't break.
10:13An opening.
10:29Alright, I'm demo right.
10:31Almost there.
10:32Taking care.
10:36Bloop!
10:42Oh my god.
11:28BLOOP
11:37Fight down, get ready!
11:39You see what I'm talking about?
11:41Fight down!
11:47This one's over!
11:56They fall!
12:04Fight around!
12:05Fight!
12:12Fight!
12:20Fight!
12:22Fight!
12:22Fight!
12:23Fight!
12:25Fight!
12:25Fight!
12:25Fight!
12:25Fight!
12:26Fight!
12:27Fight!
12:27Fight!
12:28Alex, freeze!
12:30Will Street Fighters require skill?
12:333, 4, 5
12:39Six doesn't require it.
12:58BLOOP!
13:05BLOOP!
13:06BLOOP!
13:10BLOOP!
13:10BLOOP!
13:12BLOOP!
13:12BLOOP!
13:14BLOOP!
13:15BLOOP!
13:16BLOOP!
13:17BLOOP!
13:17BLOOP!
13:17BLOOP!
13:17BLOOP!
13:18BLOOP!
13:18BLOOP!
13:19BLOOP!
13:20BLOOP!
13:23I said no thanks, I'm not playing this sloppy ass nigga.
13:25As soon as somebody does drive impact and neutral randomly, I'm just gonna put my controller down.
13:30You're a scrub.
13:31And what sucks is when new characters drop in five or six, everybody's fake using them.
13:39Just because they're popular, because Capcom takes a million years to drop one character.
13:43Just because they're popular, because Capcom takes a million years to drop one character.
13:48I brought us two Alex's in a row.
13:50Like I...
13:54Yeah, like I literally can't...
13:55Can't play.
13:57Can't play ranked at all.
13:59Yeah, like you should be able to say no mirrors.
14:01Like it should just...
14:02They're not gonna do that though.
14:03And look, this stupid fucker's just sitting here wasting my time so you know they're stream snipers.
14:06So they're gonna run out 99 seconds twice.
14:08I don't wanna lose.
14:14I don't wanna lose!
14:15I don't wanna lose!
14:15I don't wanna lose!
14:17Fuck that shit man, we're not watching that fucking shit.
14:19What the fuck is this dude wasting his fucking time?
14:22This dude wasting my fucking goddamn time!
14:26Here comes a new challenger!
14:36For the next battle!
14:44It's literally somebody just here to run out the clock.
14:47B1 scopes, thank you for the five gifted.
14:49Thank you so much for that.
14:51Like they're purposely running in rank to play with Alex.
14:54Just sitting there teabagging that shit.
14:56Just calm already.
14:59Wow!
15:04Bloop!
15:33I'm not gonna finish the match, man.
15:35This nigga sucks.
15:36God!
15:36These niggas horrible!
15:38All this dude keeps doing is just mash and jab and trying to jump over me to grab me.
15:43No thanks, I'm not gonna entertain it.
15:45This is why I don't do mirrors with scrubs.
15:47Yeah, but I'm not playing a sloppy ass player like that.
15:50Like the dude literally couldn't do shit.
15:53He just kept randomly jumping over me, mashing jab but square and then trying to figure out how to throw
15:57me after it.
15:58No thanks bruh!
16:00Bloop!
16:09I'm literally not gonna play any, um, any mirrors
16:13God, bro, this is why I hate mirrors in this shit, man
16:18Shit's fucking annoying
16:20I don't want to fucking play no match with this nigga with the same easy-ass combos
16:26Like the game literally is jab mash
16:29Like everybody has jab, jab, jab, DP
16:33Drive rush, Elmer's glue, Elmer's glue, Elmer's glue finish
16:39Like you're seeing, you're watching me play this game
16:42And you're seeing me literally lose to people who can never fuck with me
16:46In a different fighting game
16:47Like that's the way this game is made
16:48It's perfect for niggas who are new to fighters
16:52That's, that's why they designed it like that
16:54I would never play this game if Alex didn't come out
16:57And I didn't like the character
16:58It would be impossible
17:00The only time I whine is when your mom sucks me crazy
17:03And jiggles my balls at the same time
17:05And twists my top
17:07Get that ass band
17:09I'm excellent at puzzles, right?
17:11Especially ones that involve, that involves balls
17:15I'm excellent at puzzles that involve balls
17:19If you don't like what the fuck I'm doing
17:21Get the fuck out of my establishment
17:22Stop
17:23Bro, turn the vacuum on, dude
17:25Get out of here
17:35His name is Cobalt
17:37He's a fucking attention fiend
17:39That only fucks with me when I turn my stream on
17:42I could be in this chair doing work
17:44The cat won't bother me
17:45When I go live
17:48Just
17:51Like animals are fucking smart
17:52I'll probably be able to get them to shut up
17:54If I give them wet food
17:57Probably telling me I don't want dry food
18:04I don't have a family, bitch-ass nigga
18:06What the fuck you talking about?
18:08My family and my three motherfucking cats
18:13My family and my three motherfucking cats
18:16Nigga, you're talking about a fucking family
18:18Nigga, what the fuck you talking about?
18:21Out of your fucking mind?
18:23Nigga, what the fuck this nigga talking about?
18:25Uh, Dark, I don't give a fuck what you talking about
18:27But that's my opinion
18:30So nigga, if you're okay with your daughter fucking at any point in time in life
18:33You're just a weird-ass nigga to me
18:37After your daughter fucks, she's no longer your daughter
18:51Look at this literally freestyle
18:53Look at this fucking idiot
18:56Fucking sorry-ass fucking garbage-ass player, man
18:59Get the fuck off the game, man
19:02Fucking sorry-ass first-grade-ass nigga
19:04Get me out of this match, man!
19:18Look at how easy they make the combos for someone who fucking sucks
19:53I'm not playing that garbage-ass nigga again
19:56Like the shit that I gotta do with Alex
19:58And all I nigga has to do is press ABC one, two, three
20:02It's ridiculous
20:06You know what else is not a big deal?
20:07Oh, order up
20:09We're sorry
20:10Hey mod, somebody said I was trash ban'em
20:32I'm not gonna play somebody that fucking stupid
20:34No thanks
20:35Take the game, I'ma block you
20:37I just can't share the screen with a complete fucking radio
20:40Like the last guy was garbage too
20:42But this nigga literally doesn't know what the fuck he's doing
20:45No thanks, bro
20:48No fucking thanks
20:49You're banned too
20:53If you guys wanna keep getting banned out of my chat
20:56Keep saying dumb shit, you fucking slow-rees
20:58You know what good looks like, you stupid fucks
21:02You fucking- anybody talking shit in my chat, you're blocked out of my chat
21:08You're gone
21:09Don't type shit in my chat like that, I'ma ban you
21:13You watch like a good little fucking viewer
21:16Bloop
21:25And the dude's sitting there wasting my fucking time
21:27Cause that's some sloppy bitch-ass nigga watching my stream
21:30That's why
21:31It's insane
21:32Who else gotta deal with this shit?
21:34Who else cuts on a game and everybody you play is a sniper?
21:48Alright
21:50Alright
21:50Now what?
21:52Fight
21:52Fight
21:54Fight
21:55Fight
22:04Fight
22:13Fight
22:14Fight
22:15Fight
22:15Fight
22:17Fight
22:17Fight
22:17Fight
22:18Fight
22:18Fight
22:23All right, this nigga sucks. No, thanks
22:26Just the nigga just doing YOLO random scrub shit with Alex don't know what the fuck he's doing
22:31I'm not sharing the screen with an idiot like that
22:34Take the game. I'm a block you blacklisted about playing your back again
22:41All right, I'm gonna put my controller down again chat
22:45Grand finale I'm gonna play one more game. There's not Alex and I'm done and we're getting off into react
22:53Are you stupid take the points nigga here? Let me walk for you. There you go dumb fuck get it
22:58over with dude is 41 tier years old now
23:18Another fucking Alex man, oh
23:21Oh
23:22God
23:23Oh, like this character was never popular in Street Fighter human beings are just fucking NPCs
23:30This character got ignored and Street Fighter 3 got ignored and all games. He was in he got ignored and
23:37fucking
23:38What's that shit called SVC Kate was what's the game again? The other shit?
23:44TVC something I forgot some shit that was on GameCube
23:47He got ignored with that shit every game. He was in he got ignored now all of a sudden everybody
23:51want to fucking play this nigga?
23:53I'll get one more Alex. I'm gonna just cut the game off and this dumbass nigga did the super instead
23:57of just literally beating me
23:59Stupid fuck. Are you a fucking dumbass or what?
24:05Oh
24:05All right, I'm done with the game, bro
24:08Look at this shit. That's three fuck. That's three fucking Alex is in a motherfucking row
24:15Bloop I'm done with the game if I could if I could quit right now and I lose points
24:20I would just cut my console off and I have to wait to this dumb nigga
24:24Finishes wasting my fucking time, bro. Look at this stupid ass nigga
24:30It's this nigga fucking read you fucking dumb fuck now look look I cut the screen on any start pressing
24:36buttons
24:38Yeah
24:42How's the court looking I don't even give a fuck if I win lose this match. I just I really
24:48don't want to play it
25:12I don't want to play a mirror. I don't want to play this sloppy ass mirror man
25:19Kind of like people ain't posting
25:21Guess you gotta promote but you know it don't matter
25:27What you gotta do try to grab me like what are we doing?
25:30Look just slop slop slop jab jab jab slop. I don't want to play the match. I'm not playing a
25:35sloppy Alex
25:36You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're doing. You don't
25:39know what you're doing
25:39You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're doing
25:41The real I didn't come in rank to play people playing a sloppy Alex like you can't learn the character
25:46with these sloppy ass niggas mash and jabbing
25:49I don't know what the fuck they're doing. I can't learn the character like I can't learn characters in non
25:53one-frame link games
25:54It's impossible if we're mirroring. I can't learn it like the fuck
26:00What fun is playing some sloppy nigga that literally is with the IQ of a of a fucking skid row
26:07bum that just fucking played the game
26:09Oh my god, what the fuck?
26:14Oh
26:14Oh my god
26:55Oh my god
27:01HALA
27:07BRU-PLU-PLU-PLU-PLU!
27:26Six Alex's in a row I can't even play right and they're doing it on purpose too it's cool
27:32I'm gonna cut off the game no worries yeah I'm I'm literally gonna turn the game off
27:40it's unrealistic to get six Alex players in a row and ranked I'm just not believing that those are
27:45real people doing this that are online these niggas are purposely flooding ranked with Alex
27:49on purpose to try to fuck over my experience per usual what the fuck is this nigga I just picked
27:56it
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