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00:00A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:037 a.m. Tuesday?
00:04Practice.
00:047 a.m. Wednesday.
00:05So practice.
00:06See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:08You're busy. I'm busy.
00:09It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:11The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:13Passing this class is mine.
00:16Give me your phone.
00:17What?
00:19Just...
00:20All right, thanks.
00:24All right, 9 p.m. to the night.
00:26After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:28Is that a class or a haiku?
00:30It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:33Oh.
00:34That's cool.
00:35All right, phone?
00:36Hold on.
00:40Nice.
00:42Okay, now you have my number.
00:44I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:46Oh, and actually...
00:50Whoa, easy!
00:52Wellsy, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:54It's Hannah.
00:55I like Wellsy.
00:56We're going to have to take that again.
00:58No, we don't.
00:59You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:00Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:02If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:04I just met you.
01:06So what are we going to do?
01:07Hold hands?
01:09I mean...
01:10I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:12Well, why not?
01:13Because we have to make him jealous.
01:15Like, no guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:18Well, agree to disagree.
01:19You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:21Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:24Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:26Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:27Oh, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:30How have you never...
01:31It's the Briar gossip account.
01:34Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:37Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:39I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:40Trust me.
01:41If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:43Ew.
01:44My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:47If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:50And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:51No, okay, I get it.
01:52But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:54Put them in on it.
01:55They don't do fake gossip.
01:57For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:02That's the first period strategy.
02:04One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:06because you look so fine that I really want to make you...
02:08Make you possession of the pocket and establish a ring.
02:11Throw your opponent off his gang.
02:12Get the crowd out of your city.
02:13Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:15It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:16Who's the tutor here?
02:17Okay, whatever.
02:19Is there a phase two?
02:19Offensive zone pressure.
02:22Find an opportunity to scratch the crease and look for rebounds.
02:24Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:27We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:31in front of Justin, and especially in front of Jules,
02:34whenever we can.
02:35And phase three?
02:36We break up, you cry.
02:38You just want me to cry over you?
02:40Yeah, oh yeah.
02:40Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:44I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:46And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:50You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
02:53Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:54Well, that part I like.
02:55Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:04So, time to be starting.
03:08I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:30Hey, I'm Anna, right?
03:33It's Tudor?
03:34Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:35No wonder.
03:36I don't know where you guys.
03:38She called up movies.
03:39Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:43There's no pause in it, huh?
03:44Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:46You guys take pauses all the time.
03:48I'm the one out there.
03:49To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:51I guess we'll go down to the house.
03:52Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:54Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
03:56Fuck you, I'm carrying your arms.
03:59Hey!
04:01I'm Jules.
04:02Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:07Who are you?
04:08What's your deal?
04:09Careful.
04:10Don't tell Jules anything.
04:11You won't have the whole school knowing.
04:12I only report the facts.
04:16Willsie.
04:18Hey.
04:21We can study in my room.
04:26Down here is fine.
04:28No, no, it's better up there.
04:29No worries.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:38Jules?
04:40No, come on.
04:43So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:46Oh, please don't fight yourself.
04:47It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:50Dean!
04:51Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:54We have company.
04:55Sorry about him.
04:56This is me.
04:57This is me, buddy.
04:58This is me.
05:26This is me.
05:27What do you want?
05:28No, nothing.
05:29Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:32That's not what you actually call women.
05:34They call themselves that.
05:35Wait, are people going to think I'm a puck bunny?
05:38No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:41Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:46Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:51Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
05:56Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and
06:00obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:05Okay, please.
06:06I know that already.
06:07Why do you need my help?
06:08Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:10What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things, and both still be
06:16right.
06:17It's not about being right.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:23Okay.
06:26This is Garrett's tutor.
06:29Please leave him alone.
06:31He'll fuck you later.
06:33Damn.
06:34Now I have to fuck her later.
06:35Oh.
06:36Only if you believe in obligations.
06:41You want my head where?
06:43Just in between my, uh...
06:46Wait, is that even your head?
06:48It doesn't matter.
06:49I'm not doing August 19th.
06:51Okay.
06:54Uh...
06:54Ooh, doing to me.
06:56It's kind of odd.
06:56You can do a backbend?
06:58No, you're doing backbends.
07:02I don't know about this.
07:04Okay.
07:05Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:08No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:15Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:18No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:22You know, I just, after two years, I don't miss getting boring.
07:28Are sexes boring?
07:29No, no, I didn't...
07:31We're just a little predictable, that's all.
07:34I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:39back together, like, and just try to shake us out of our routine here.
07:44I like a routine.
07:46Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is.
07:50We see the same people because we're in college.
07:52We eat at the same places because we're in college.
07:55Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
07:56Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:01Uber.
08:01We're not those people.
08:03Well, we could be.
08:05Right?
08:09Don't you want more?
08:17Okay, let me see how exciting it is again.
08:22No, it's fine.
08:24Fine.
08:25The usual stuff's fine.
08:30I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:32You said that felt good last time, right?
08:35Yeah.
08:37Yeah, let's just do that.
08:58Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:03Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:06How do we help make it stronger?
09:08We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop.
09:11I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:13Truly.
09:15Anyone?
09:17It's a nice melody.
09:18There we go, thank you.
09:20Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:21I haven't finished it yet.
09:22Hannah, just try to listen.
09:29Okay.
09:30I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:34Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:38Background music for someone else's story.
09:40Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:47Just like Hannah.
09:50I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:53No, I really didn't.
09:56You're cutting me close, Mr. Graham.
09:58Sorry.
09:59I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:07What's in this?
10:08I think you meant to say, thanks, baby.
10:10Baby?
10:11So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention...
10:14Drink the damn coffee.
10:16I'm lactose intolerant.
10:18Just pretend.
10:19Well, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant.
10:22Oh, Hannah.
10:25Pretend you like me.
10:26How it can be used to disrupt the very...
10:31Is he looking?
10:32I can't tell.
10:35Nope.
10:38Okay.
10:41What about that?
10:45No.
10:48Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:51Nobody said you meant to.
10:52Push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important.
11:07And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:16He's looking now.
11:21Don't miss.
11:22Don't miss.
11:23Hang on, miss.
11:24Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:28Fuck you.
11:29Come on.
11:32It wasn't that bad.
11:33It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:45Hear me, hear me.
11:46We have a proclamation.
11:48Stand by for the proclamation.
11:49The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the
11:55Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
11:57Woo-hoo.
11:59As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be two-fers.
12:04So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:07After us, of course.
12:08The party bus is the part shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring
12:12ye back the following morning.
12:14So be there.
12:16Or be there.
12:17There is no other option.
12:18Drum roll, please.
12:19Yes.
12:32That is all.
12:33That is all.
12:36That was a lot.
12:38That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:39They did the same kind of thing.
12:40Never heard.
12:44Wait.
12:46Justin is in Bo's frat.
12:53I got it.
12:56Gonna need more words.
12:58I'll give you two.
13:00Hard launch.
13:08I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged planet.
13:11I'm obsessed with it.
13:13And you.
13:14None of the hockey people know.
13:15Hockey people?
13:16Okay.
13:17Jules can't know.
13:18This has to seem real.
13:19I'm here.
13:20I am.
13:23Okay.
13:23Well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:27We could be Beetlejuice.
13:28What?
13:29No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:31How dare you?
13:32Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:33Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:35Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:37You mean fuck me boots?
13:39We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:41Well, I'm just saying.
13:42You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:45Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:47Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:49If the women I'm with do.
13:51Okay, enough.
13:52Listen, hockey man.
13:53Let's just get one thing straight.
13:54My best friend is right about literally everything.
13:56Always now until the end of time.
13:58But in this case, you do got to whip them thighs off.
14:01Do this.
14:02But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:06Wait, we?
14:07Oh, yeah.
14:08Sean and I are coming.
14:09I just decided.
14:10A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:14You're already in the funk again.
14:16You just got back together.
14:17Even soulmates have ruts.
14:19Or a series of ruts.
14:21Okay, well, it would be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:24Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:27That wasn't part of the deal.
14:28Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:30I just got a point.
14:31And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:33For fake sex reasons?
14:35Yeah, fake sex.
14:36So much fake sex.
14:37Ugh.
14:38I want to be having fake sex.
14:39You're having real sex.
14:41Whatever.
14:41Sure.
14:42My point is, fake is fun.
14:43Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:46Uh, Pug Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:48You said I'm not a Pug Bunny.
14:50You're not.
14:51Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:58Come on.
14:59We dominated the pros before last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:03All the cocky sounds of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:06I'd like to see you give a hundred and cent percent.
15:09Brackets at a hundred and cent.
15:10And read each other's minds.
15:12What are you doing tonight?
15:12You want to give a hundred percent?
15:15And, well, um, yeah.
15:18I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:19How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briars and Captain?
15:23I don't think there's a need to change or anything.
15:25My teammates expect the best out of me, and that's not a problem.
15:29I expect the best of myself.
15:30Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:34Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:35You know, I need my locker.
16:05You know, I've been here for Geralt.
16:10Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:13I'm definitely not a great friend.
16:15I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:18Then you can stay.
16:22You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:24No, sir.
16:25Good. Do your best.
16:27We need a moment.
16:29Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:34If it's so important that he play, I mean...
16:37He didn't want me to.
16:38What? Why?
16:42Do you know who his dad is?
16:44The snoggy player?
16:46One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:50Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:52He knows the spotlight's on him.
16:54So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:05Hey, I thought we had a session.
17:08Wait room.
17:12Better hurry.
17:14Garrett's tutor.
17:15All right.
17:33You know I don't appreciate being made away for 45 minutes.
17:37I'm sorry.
17:38Sitting down for that one must be so draining.
17:41We'll reschedule.
17:42Okay, wait.
17:43Hold on, hold on.
17:44I can multitask.
17:46Just be, uh, blocking out while studying lock.
17:49Really?
17:50You can?
17:51You've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
17:57Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, wasn't it?
18:02That was a joke.
18:05Jesus.
18:06Yeah, I forgot to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
18:08You can't freak out when I tease you.
18:11We need to practice.
18:13Practice what?
18:14Teasing?
18:15We'll be fine as long as you stop bush feeding me dairy products.
18:18Forget your own milk.
18:19This is serious.
18:21You blush whenever I come near you.
18:24Get over yourself.
18:25I don't blush.
18:25Oh, yeah?
18:44See?
18:46Nothing.
18:48Not bad.
18:50But what about, let me guess.
18:53You're very sure of yourself.
18:55Oh, right.
18:56Your turn.
18:58No kissing.
19:05What's wrong, Graham?
19:07Yeah, you said we needed practice.
19:22Done.
19:24Blush.
19:47So, this is Terry.
19:49What?
19:50No.
19:53Yes.
19:56He was just trying to prove a point.
19:58It kind of feels like I just did.
20:03And now it's my turn.
20:10I'm going to kiss you.
20:12I'm going to kiss you.
20:21Okay.
20:23Are we washing now?
20:35Are we washing now?
20:40It's here, folks.
20:42It's here, folks.
20:42It's here, folks.
20:42Our first away game of the season.
20:44The Briarhawks have dominated the Chatham Clovers in the past.
20:47But since it's doing right to his birthday today, we all know his mind is already on the after party.
20:52Am I right?
20:54Well, we've got a good encounter tonight.
20:56We're our most faithful buddies and attenders, as always.
21:09First game.
21:12I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't fight.
21:15I swear.
21:16Oh, please.
21:21Psst.
21:22Stick play jewels.
21:23I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:27Thanks.
21:31Come on.
21:32Come on now.
21:33This is a tough game for the Clovers, folks.
21:37Hey, lay down, lay down.
21:38You fucking dead.
21:41Come on, guys.
21:42Hey, Steve.
21:43Come on.
21:44Hey, Steve.
21:45The Briar has controlled the park.
21:47Move it, move it.
21:47There you go, Logan.
21:48Come back to Grant.
21:48Move it, move it, move it.
21:49Move it, move it, move it.
21:50Grant, back to Logan.
21:51Is your plan to get back to the world by chlamydia during the welcome wake?
21:55Come on, guys.
21:55We're coming outside the train.
21:56Somebody's there.
21:58Stop.
21:58Come on.
22:01Nine.
22:02You're all so close.
22:03Oh, time to try to get to pop the fuck out of town.
22:06You're good.
22:07Grant, right there with the interception.
22:09Come on, G-Con.
22:10Go.
22:13We're going to take the load in.
22:17Yes.
22:18That's it.
22:20Oh.
22:21Pump absolutely pounding the child of Clovers.
22:27Oh, God.
22:28Oh, he's good.
22:30Yeah.
22:31Throw him in.
22:32Now he's good.
22:55Let's go, set him up.
23:00Let's go, set him up.
23:03Right here.
23:06Come on.
23:11Fucking dude.
23:12Yeah, hey.
23:13Tremorine.
23:14Seriously.
23:15Waste not, lest he be wasted.
23:17Come on.
23:18Tremorine.
23:20Tremorine.
23:21Tremorine.
23:23Tremorine.
23:24Tremorine.
23:25Tremorine.
23:27Tremorine.
23:28Tremorine.
23:28Tremorine.
23:28Tremorine.
23:29Tremorine.
23:32Tremorine.
23:34Tremorine.
23:34Come on.
23:36Come on.
23:37Tremorine.
23:38Come on.
23:38Come on, baby.
23:40Oh, boy.
23:41Come in.
23:47I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love, in love with you, yes ma'am, I can't, I can't,
24:04I'm laughing, you might have a face so bad, you know, I'll stay here, I don't know what, holy shit,
24:12I mean, you totally nailed boyhaw, good, this is, I feel like an absolute cliche, of any sign of justice,
24:20no, not yet, but I hope you hear, say Tao Teich's birthday is very serious, okay, thanks ma'am, no
24:28thanks, I don't drink at parties, oh yeah, no worries, I'm not a big drinker either,
24:33one-armed practice, nine, five after a game, no exceptions, seems pretty strict, do you think I was born with
24:38these eggs, so what's next, it's your favorite, actually, are you ready for this,
24:52hockey shots, hockey shots, oh shit, get it now, you're not a fan, sorry you're an institute, but we need
25:04you, let's go, starting my tradition, what do we want, bad luck if we don't, exactly, so we're doing it,
25:08because tonight we beat Chatham's ass, that's right, let's go,
25:11all right, come on, come on, come on, come on, sorry,
25:16sorry,
25:16we beat Chatham's ass, that's right, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
25:39let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
25:42let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
25:46let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
25:46let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
25:46let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let
26:03Not a vampire.
26:05Hey, um, what?
26:07Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:13And you're Peter Panshaw?
26:14Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:18There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:21Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:24Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:26Even when it is themed.
26:27So, Garrett's tutor.
26:30What's really going on?
26:33Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:38Someone already blocked me in.
26:40It looks so fine.
26:48Hey, babe, where's your dunking cup?
26:50I'm still left in the car.
26:52Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
26:54You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
26:57So, Ben Affleck.
26:59Babe, get the cup.
27:00So he can be in the sun.
27:02Do we have to?
27:03Yes!
27:03I mean, what, a house like this?
27:05A floor like that?
27:06A dress like mine?
27:09Come on.
27:10Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:17You know, it started with tutoring, but I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's John's best friend,
27:23so not really.
27:24John?
27:25My brother.
27:26John Logan.
27:28I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks flu, as they do when people, um, sorry,
27:38what, what, what, what don't you get?
27:40Any of it, really?
27:42Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:44Oh my god, no, you're just, you're a friend.
27:48You're not what I would have expected for Garrett.
27:54So you guys, like, dating, dating?
27:57Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:01And she's cool with that.
28:02Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:06It's just that last week you didn't even know we knew you were.
28:09Yeah, you know, I don't know, sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:15Jesus.
28:16Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:18It's for him.
28:20She doesn't drink.
28:21She said not at parties.
28:23Hmm.
28:29Here, uh, here, try this.
28:35Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:39Thanks.
28:42Hope you're the hero.
28:47I can say this, because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:52You know that, right?
28:54Yeah, but he's also funny.
28:57Really hardworking.
28:58God and I just, when he wants to be.
29:01Hey, uh, sorry that took so long confining mixtures, but I thought maybe, I don't know, you know, in case
29:09of a change of mind, no pressure, though.
29:11Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:25Okay.
29:27That was totally cute.
29:30Good.
29:31My single ass needs another drink.
29:33Bye, Jules.
29:36It worked for me.
29:38Yeah.
29:41Here.
29:43Here.
29:46Here.
29:47At the same time, I'm pretty sure it's the open man
29:49But you think it's the truth of it
29:52Cause you're a lot of hope
29:54I don't know when you're close in the middle of my head
29:59Yeah, you're a little
30:01Oh, I just can't be this way
30:07I can't be straight from your last time
30:11I could be a type of this on the night
30:19Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these out of my hands?
30:29Who is that?
30:33I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:36That's really helpful
30:37Yeah, I got an idea
30:45Oh, my God
30:46Wait, this is me
30:47No!
30:52He says you're struggling with your sister
30:56You still change the song, dick
30:59This is my party
31:01It's a club
31:04If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:08If you're a party, treat and step on the floor
31:12If you're an animal, tear up the floor
31:15Break the sweat on the floor
31:17Yeah, we work on the floor
31:20Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up
31:23Break your body up and drop it on the floor
31:26Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:30You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:34I feel, I go, let the London do a freezer
31:37Straight to a little long, ages to Africa
31:41Dance the night away
31:43Live your life and say you're on the throne
31:49Dance the night away
32:00Should we dance or what?
32:28Oh, my God
32:28Just this year
32:30Yeah, it'd be cool
32:31Be with me
32:34Hey, it's just another guy
32:36Right?
32:43Is he looking?
32:49Oh, yeah
33:02Come on
33:02Come on
33:12Okay
33:15Where are we going?
33:16Is he serious?
33:17And he has
33:17You got him interested
33:19Now we gotta go
33:22Nobody's talking to someone
33:27Hey
33:27Watch the player
33:29From the punk
33:30We'll see
33:30What the hell does that mean?
33:32It means
33:33Trust me
33:46This is the part
33:49Where I tell you
33:50Where do I tell you
33:50All the things I want to do to you
33:52When we're alive
34:00Now
34:02You can push
34:29Oh, thank God
34:30Thank God I'm exhausted
34:36You're not letting me take the bed
34:40You're not letting me take the bed
34:41I'm sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:43I'm sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:44Apology accepted
34:45I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:49Well, it really sounds like a pickle
34:52You can't just decide
34:53It's funny
34:54Seems like I just did
34:55Oh my God
34:56You're so stubborn
34:59You know the bed
35:00You know the bed is big enough for two
35:03Absolutely not
35:04Get your loss
35:09Whoa
35:10You're pizza shit
35:11Am I?
35:14Yeah, I guess I had
35:15No, this
35:17No, okay
35:18You're right
35:18You should take the bed
35:23Wait, no
35:24No?
35:25No, you're just giving me the bed
35:26Because you feel bad for me
35:28Get back on the bed
35:29I'm taking the floor
35:30I don't need your pity
35:31It's all you ever see in the morning
35:32You just collapsed on it
35:33Two seconds ago
35:34Take it
35:34I am perfectly capable
35:35Of sleeping on the floor
35:36So am I
35:51What?
35:53I'm loving
35:54You can't actually laugh out loud
35:56And I'll share the goods
36:17Impressive
36:18Bruins should hire him
36:19To be their mascot
36:21Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:25Nah
36:25You get used to it
36:27Hurt more when I was starting out
36:29How old were you?
36:31When I started playing
36:32Hmm
36:34I don't know
36:35As soon as I could walk
36:36My dad put skates on me
36:38That's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:42Skating was the fun part
36:47Pressure was
36:50Getting measured once a week
36:52To make sure that I was
36:53Growing fast enough
36:56Chugging
36:57Protein shakes
36:58And
37:00Lifting weights
37:02Missing birthday parties
37:04Because my dad
37:06Wouldn't let me skip practice
37:10And his
37:10Fucking
37:12Whistle
37:13Whenever I
37:15Made a mistake
37:17Why do you still do it?
37:23I guess
37:28I wouldn't know
37:28Who I am without it
37:32Spent my whole life
37:33Training for a dream
37:34And I'm so close to it
37:35If I stopped
37:36I
37:39I don't know
37:41It makes sense
37:43Seems like you never really had a choice
37:48Yeah
37:48Right
37:50Fuck that
37:53Yeah
37:55Yeah
37:55Fuck that
38:01You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:05And they let me run a drill
38:07For fun
38:08Wasn't that big of a deal
38:09You stalker
38:18Oh my god
38:19Turn that off
38:20That's so embarrassing
38:47Did you write this?
38:49It's incredible
38:50In high school
38:52Now it's a love star
38:56Of epic proportion
38:58The likes of which
39:00Never's been told
39:02They're really good
39:03Two hearts beating as one
39:07Run right into the sun
39:11Oh what would I give to go back
39:17Back to page
39:25I gotta tell you something
39:28The other night
39:30At the Eastwood game
39:32I was
39:35Struggling
39:37And then
39:39I heard someone singing
39:42Elton John
39:44Right?
39:46I followed your voice
39:48Through the tunnels
39:51I saw you in the green room
39:56Saying it out loud
39:57I realized that sounds creepy
40:00But
40:02You were
40:03So
40:05Like genuine
40:06You know
40:10Free
40:15You centered me
40:16You centered me
40:24Jules posted us
40:26Wait what did they say?
40:29Actually
40:29Hang on
40:30Let me see
40:37We did it
40:39Yeah we did it
40:42Wait I have just a thing
40:43Have you heard
40:43Miley's cover of
40:44The Bitches Park?
40:45Yeah of course
40:45I'm a man of taste
40:46Well see
40:47Okay well what about
40:48Billy Porter's for shit?
40:50Who's Billy Porter?
40:53Did I pretend
40:54You didn't just say that?
40:55Come up here
41:03Will you show me
41:04Something of yours?
41:06Like a classical piece?
41:08Yeah like the one
41:08On your Instagram
41:10Um
41:11No
41:11I
41:12I don't write like that anymore
41:15That's
41:15Crazy
41:17Why not?
41:21It's like scary
41:24Telling the world
41:25Something I'm not ready
41:26For it to know
41:28Uh
41:28That I
41:29I am working
41:29On something
41:30At the moment
41:31For the pop showcase
41:32But it's not there yet
41:34The lyrics are
41:35Hard for me
41:37That'll get there
41:39It has to
41:40I need to win
41:42You hate losing
41:43That badly huh?
41:44I do
41:44When it means
41:45That I can't afford
41:46To go to Briar anymore
41:48Which is what'll happen
41:49If I don't get a scholarship
41:51And the only way
41:52To get a scholarship
41:52Is to win
42:05Do you have to write
42:06The lyrics yourself
42:06Like can you collaborate?
42:08Yeah
42:09Sure
42:09So this is still mine
42:29I mean
42:30There's your answer
42:32It's just him
42:34Yeah
42:34I mean just asking for help
42:35Pretentious douches
42:36Love that shit
42:38He is not a pretentious douche
42:42I'll get here
42:43Whatever he's at
42:54Oh wait
42:56Have you heard of the beaches?
42:58Their Coachella set
42:59Will change your life
43:01He's not a pretentious douche
43:19He's not a pretentious douche
43:19He's not a pretentious douche
43:19He's not a pretentious douche
43:20He's not a pretentious douche
43:20He's not a pretentious douche
43:21He's not a pretentious douche
43:21He's not a pretentious douche
43:21He's not a pretentious douche
43:22He's not a pretentious douche
43:23He's not a pretentious douche
43:24He's not a pretentious douche
43:30He's not a pretentious douche
44:39Anna.
44:42Hi.
44:43Hey.
44:44Justin.
44:45Yes.
44:46This is C-T.
44:48No.
44:49Yeah.
44:49Cool.
44:51Hi.
45:03Hi.
45:10Hi.
45:12Hi.
45:17Hi.
45:20And I don't really know what that means
45:22I'm a cool guy
45:24And I wanna be close to the heat
45:26I don't want to get burned
45:29I don't want to play like that
45:31But I can't go any further
45:33Till I start calling back
45:35I'm a rock star
45:37And I'm never around when you need
45:40Like a race car
45:42Driving away from the sea
45:44Does she want me to stay?
45:47Does she want me to pack?
45:49You can't push me any further
45:51Till I start calling back
45:53Turn me around
45:56Right side down
45:59Spin me like a bird
46:01Drop your finger on me
46:03I feel so cold
46:06You're hot
46:07I'm a rock star
46:08Spin me like a bird
46:10Drop your finger on me
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