00:00I'm the smartest guy you're ever going to meet.
00:06And don't you want to have a smart person as president?
00:10You want to have a smart person.
00:13In fact, I took the cognitive test. I'm the only one.
00:17You know, they called me originally, they said,
00:20he's brilliant, he wants to take over the entire country.
00:24Then they said, no, no, he wants the world, he doesn't want the country.
00:29That's why he's in Iran. That's why he's in,
00:31hey, by the way, how do we do in Venezuela? Not bad.
00:34That's why he's in.
00:35You know, we've taken out so much oil in Venezuela.
00:39We paid for the cost of the war about 25 times over.
00:42When did you hear that last?
00:44You know, it's a one-way street.
00:46But no, no, the doctor, I said, doctor, let me ask you a question.
00:51They called me genius and that didn't work.
00:53Then they said, he's totally brilliant.
00:54He's a vicious dictator who wants to take over. That didn't work.
00:57And then they called me this.
00:59And then they said, they hit me with a bad one.
01:01He's a dumb person.
01:03D-U-M.
01:04Not the B.
01:06He's a dumb person.
01:08It's enough.
01:08Most people don't know it has a B.
01:11He's a dumb person.
01:12I said, doctor, I don't mind being called a brilliant,
01:16total tyrant dictator,
01:18but I don't want to be called dumb.
01:20What do I do, doctor?
01:22Is there some kind of a test I can take?
01:24He said, actually, sir, there is.
01:26It's a cognitive test.
01:28I said, how many presidents have taken it?
01:30None.
01:31You know this story.
01:32No people have taken it.
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