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The Audacity S01E08
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00:07you know carl's over the moon that you're coming out to join us today
00:12uh-huh yeah yeah i think you'll get a kick out of it
00:28well met sir well met ah i bet you weren't expecting this
00:33i was not where's your piece where get him a smelly
00:41pretty swell right we're gonna really raise some pain this time i have a new pyro guy
00:46he's got his whole kit and computer so it's gonna be really good uh-huh maybe uh maybe i should
00:51watch over there by the la place du village no no no we've got it all mapped out we're going
00:56to take
00:56a crack at musa argon 47 days of hell-fired heart attack really leveled up this time knowing that
01:02a bona fide vet would be with us today carl what do you want me to do
01:16no no no no all dies shell shock that's good that's good but you gotta get over the wall over
01:23the top
01:52now
01:56Ah!
01:56Ah!
02:01She's gone!
02:10Bruh!
02:11You're supposed to lie down!
02:13Huh?
02:14Yeah, you're dead!
02:25Okay, what are we drinking?
02:28I like to imagine that we find a bottle of cognac in a blown-up cafe, and we can't believe
02:33our luck because the bottle's impossibly intact.
02:38People say that money can't buy you perspective.
02:41I just bought the Western Front in 4D, and it was far from quiet.
02:46If that isn't what war felt like, then I don't want to know.
02:51To the ones who gave it all, may we never forget and never let them down.
03:01I want to show you something.
03:08What do we have behind here?
03:20The Battle of Austerlitz, Agincourt.
03:25Those gas masks are from the Somme.
03:30Antietam.
03:34What about this one?
03:36Does this look familiar?
03:39This is Medina Ridge, my friend.
03:43Your finest hour.
03:49And if you look over here, closely, at this band of brothers, indeed you will see.
03:53Tank.
03:54Platoon leader.
03:56Second Lieutenant.
03:57Tom Ruffage.
03:59On his M1 Abrams.
04:01I had my miniature guy make sure that he tried to capture the steely resolve that only a man born
04:07to kill like you had.
04:08Seriously, what is wrong with you?
04:11What?
04:12You go play dress up and then you come admire your toy soldiers?
04:16You got no fucking idea at all what war is.
04:20I mean, this is obscene, Carl.
04:22It's fucking obscene.
04:26Yeah.
04:28I wasn't a soldier.
04:30Yes.
04:32But I know what valor looks like, sir.
04:36And it comes in many different shapes.
04:40And in my business dealings, sometimes in deal making, the knives come out.
04:44Oh, stop.
04:45And it's been talking.
04:47God!
04:48You're insulting people you don't even know exist!
04:54Oh, the pride of the American bureaucrat.
04:57And pride goeth before the fall.
04:59And while you were pushing for regulations for the Mother May I state, I was building empires.
05:08So tell me, who is wasting their time again?
05:11You were!
05:13You were!
05:17Sorry.
05:19Carl.
05:21Maybe your heart is in the right place.
05:25But...
05:30I'm sorry.
05:57No.
05:58I never told him.
06:00I don't want to characterize his feelings towards me, but perhaps he felt I deceived him.
06:05Anyway...
06:06I can assure you, I will not be seeing him anymore.
06:11He's going to try to undermine me.
06:13He's probably more determined now than ever.
06:16Tonight is the Watch Code Forum.
06:18It's a make or break night for me, Joanne.
06:21And he's gonna be there, of course.
06:22And Xander, is it?
06:24He's not misbehaving anymore?
06:26No, it's good.
06:27Yeah, really, really good.
06:28I'm confident Xander's gonna leave people absolutely floored.
06:31I think we're about to make a few spreadsheets very, very happy.
06:34Uh-huh.
06:34Including mine.
06:35Oh, well, that's wonderful.
06:42I am so, so sorry about this.
06:44You know, it's not uncommon for people who know the same sets of people to, you know, wind up at
06:50the same therapist store.
06:52Right, I know. Same therapist, same parties, same conferences.
06:56Mm-hmm, yeah.
06:57Oh, are you gonna be at the La Salta Scala?
07:00It's just downstairs from Watch Code.
07:01I will be there.
07:03It's a small town, after all.
07:06Yes, well, perhaps I'll see you there.
07:10Right, well, I'll be on the lookout then.
07:11Let's go, man.
07:12Let's go, man.
07:17See you there, go.
07:31See you there.
07:34Look back, and see you there.
07:45so did you see it did you see the trophy case no i'm not playing that game anymore
07:52come on test you you gotta see this one it's legendary
08:03what was it
08:13hey
08:25okay
08:40listen what are you uh shouldn't you be in school i couldn't i don't i don't feel good like at
08:46all
08:46and i really need to tincture gary i know you said
08:49shh shh your mother
08:50i know it's poison listen
08:54listen listen listen listen you're having some very mild withdrawal symptoms i'll call school
08:59i'll tell them you're not feeling well i'm not giving you any more of that junk
09:02the stuff that you're giving isn't doing anything
09:04shh shh aren't my head shh
09:05shaking in my mouth is so dry and i have to go on stage and perform a solo in front
09:10of hundreds of
09:10people and i'm gonna humiliate myself
09:12no you're not
09:12and i'm gonna shit myself
09:13you won't you're a little nervous yes i will no i literally had to run into a gas station
09:18on the way home it was awful
09:19besides what difference could one do us make don't be such a cock it'll be between you and
09:23me i won't tell mom
09:25here i'm just running to the dry cleaners
09:30i'll grab your suit for the gala too
09:34okay come here come here
09:37will you sit down for one moment
09:42orson
09:45you have um referred to me as a cuck numerous times
09:51oh sorry
09:52no no i mean do you know what the word means
09:54yeah it means that your wife's doing stuff like behind your back
09:57mm-hmm and see and you see me as a cuck
10:07okay um
10:12and with whom would she be doing bad things
10:17duncan park
10:19okay now come on please
10:24how do you know
10:26how do you know
10:28i need to know how you know
10:30and i need what i need
10:31so why don't we just make a deal then
10:32okay all right
10:33you tell me i will give you one dose
10:35two doses because i need another one
10:37tonight before the gala
10:39one dose
10:40and if you tell me the truth
10:41and there's no games
10:42and there's no lies
10:43i will consider
10:45a second gala dose
10:54this is unbelievable
10:56all i know is that according to your mother
10:59you've been stealing things and putting them in that very spot
11:02i didn't do this
11:03so your father didn't break the glass to get his
11:06he's cute but no
11:07he blamed it on her maid
11:08and i defended her
11:12okay
11:14okay
11:15can you call your mom
11:17i tried her but she wouldn't didn't pick up
11:20no no please
11:20please you can't tell my parents about this
11:25at stanford
11:27early decisions are coming out next week
11:30if they find out please you can
11:31one step at a time
11:33i haven't called the police yet
11:35but i have to take precautions
11:37you can't be here
11:39let's see what we're talking about
11:41well how do you know this combination
11:42is not just stick around the back of the wall
11:45yeah so if i want to listen in on your office
11:48you go right there
11:50and if i want to hear mom's
11:52i'll just go in this creepy wine cellar
11:56jesus
11:57okay listen to me
11:58you are never ever to listen to our therapy sessions
12:02ever again
12:03understood
12:04okay and you heard them discussing the affair
12:08or you heard them actually having
12:10oh christ
12:11the affair
12:13oh oh no no no they're not
12:15they're no they're not having an affair
12:17they're not
12:18no
12:18oh thank god
12:19no he's just blackmailing her
12:23okay come on we had a deal let's hurry it up
12:25hold on blackmailing about what
12:27i don't know okay i wasn't
12:29he's a tech guy he was like
12:31looking through her private files or something
12:33what's going on in her private files
12:34oh i just said that okay
12:35come on tink time let's hurry it up
12:36okay blackmailing her
12:38okay no i'm administering it
12:40dose before was three drops
12:42okay well i'm giving you one that's the appropriate
12:44one
12:44well it's one or none orson you decide
12:46we're gonna wean you off this stuff
12:48it's very powerful
12:50orson look at yourself man
12:52hurry
12:53get a grip
12:55oh my god
12:57come on
12:59i'm changing the locks
13:12i just got her to sleep
13:14she was hysterical
13:16what
13:18did you not see my texts
13:19yeah
13:23was she gonna shoot up the school
13:24i mean that kind of drama requires flair right now
13:30she's of course denying it but it was found in that same trophy case
13:35she confessed to stealing my cube and put it there
13:38well actually no she didn't deny it so
13:42if she doesn't get into stafford early and a gun rep ends up on her record
13:46she isn't getting into any college
13:47she's copped
13:49this kid grew up with every possible advantage
13:51task force
13:52tutors
13:53the internship at wimbledon
13:54the altruism cruise
13:55none of it took she still bungled it
13:57you know how that looks
13:58yeah yeah yeah
13:58the rich
13:59white
14:00black sheep girl
14:03that's just
14:03i mean we love her of course
14:06yeah
14:06we'd do anything for her but
14:08that's the stain on us all
14:09yeah
14:16hey
14:16oh jesus
14:18yeah sorry
14:18um i need to talk
14:20well i need to get ready for the gala
14:22i know i know it's important
14:23please
14:27well you know is there anything you want to tell me first
14:34uh no
14:36don't think so
14:39can you give me a clue
14:40and fast
14:41because i need to get dressed
14:42and so do you
14:43yeah
14:43um
14:44well
14:49gary
14:49what
14:50maybe something
14:54you know about being blackmailed by one of your clients
14:58what are you talking about
15:00is that ringing any bells
15:01uh nope
15:02not hearing
15:03any bells
15:04just
15:05we're gonna be late for the gala
15:11ah
15:17spent some nights
15:20in stormy weather
15:26under clouds
15:29of my dilemma
15:33no there's nothing much to do
15:38except i'm locked in front of televisions
15:44staring back at three
15:48just
15:49go to
15:50and
15:51just
16:20They call you the Michael Baby Boat.
16:22Because of the number of kids that are all reaching college age at the same time.
16:25Or, like, nano Gen Z with it.
16:28Maybe blackmail is the wrong word.
16:31Carrie, what are you...
16:33I am not talking about this.
16:37It is Duncan Park, right?
16:39What are you doing?
16:40There is nothing to talk about.
16:43And even if there is, this is not the place to do it.
16:46But there is something to talk about.
16:49Sorry, did I hear you talking about admission rates?
16:51Oh my god, it is so brutal, right?
16:54It's more about lottery than merit at this point.
16:56Everyone goes to the best schools now.
16:58Everyone's got money to donate.
16:59Why?
17:00Why?
17:04Why?
17:08Why?
17:13Why?
17:31Everybody hates me
17:32Here
17:33On the feed
17:35I don't think I could do this interview
17:40No, don't nod
17:42How about you say everything's gonna be okay
17:44How about you do that
17:44I can't possibly know that
17:46You don't know
17:46You fake
17:49There's a very large man coming at you
17:51Right now
17:51Oh, I was wrong about you
17:54You are not typical
17:56And you are certainly not empathetic
17:59You are a fucking sociopath
18:04Spread the word
18:05Fucking sociopath
18:07Hey, Gary, spread the word
18:08Not over
18:13He doesn't know that, V.C.
18:14He loves sociopaths
18:16I'm gonna crush this interview
18:18I'm gonna stick my dick in God Mountain
18:48Turned out my radio was on the whole time
18:50Yeah
18:50Yeah, you did
18:51You did good
18:52And you're gonna do all right for yourself, too, huh?
18:54Well, they pay the shit out of me
18:56I admit it
18:57And you'll get a piece of this, too, I hope
18:59Uh, piece of
19:01I just want you to know that I
19:04I did what I said
19:05I played a part
19:06It's non-exclusive
19:07And it won't affect the work that you're doing with the Vets
19:09Okay
19:09Okay
19:10Sir, what are we talking about?
19:23I'm not your engineer
19:25You understand?
19:25I am the intellectual property
19:28Carl
19:28Martin, my love
19:29Let's not have a lot of brain thinking
19:30Hey, I sent that uniform in to be cleaned
19:33That's just your amount
19:34I'll get it back to you
19:34Okay
19:36Okay
19:37So, uh, someone wanna tell me what's going on here?
19:39Nishka?
19:40Okay, um
19:41We're not gonna be giving our presentation anymore
19:44The presentation that we came here to give?
19:46Right
19:47Okay, yeah
19:48Uh, why's that?
19:50Uh, because what we needed to happen already happened
19:53He licensed Xander
19:55What?
19:56What is that?
19:57I don't understand
19:58Well, Tom, the tech does also have to be profitable
20:00As we all agreed
20:01Oh, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl
20:03What did you do?
20:04What did you do?
20:04What I did, Lieutenant
20:05Is I took Martin's work
20:07And I put it where it has the most value
20:08And where it will do the most good
20:09For the country
20:11Mailerton is licensing Alexander for military practice
20:13Oh, come on
20:14Now, that's a joke, right?
20:15Xander is going to sit in the cockpit
20:17He is going to help the airmen with the
20:20Killing
20:20Deadly burden
20:21With the killing
20:21With the deadly burden
20:22Of murdering
20:23Decision to fire
20:24Because the truth is
20:25He'd never quite know
20:27When a soldier might sap
20:29Right?
20:30Uh-huh
20:32And General Voorhees is
20:34Voorhees
20:35Is Malaton's man at the DOD
20:36And he has come up with the clever idea
20:38Of rebranding Xander
20:40As Xandar
20:41Oh, as Xandar
20:42Yeah, Xandar
20:43Which I think has a ring to it
20:44Yeah, right
20:44Think about this, Tom
20:45When you were attacking
20:46Those fleeing unarmed Iraqi soldiers
20:50Xandar could have spared you
20:51Your moral injury
20:52Carl, you cannot license my work
20:54Without my consent
20:54Uh, Martin, read your contracts
20:56How about my lawyer
20:57Read it to you
20:57In court
20:58Sue me, please sue me
20:59You had no right
21:00I have none
21:01Every right
21:02I always have every right
21:04Can we still use Xander for the vets?
21:05My lawyers are going to sort it out
21:07Your lawyers should have read it out loud to you
21:08They don't need to
21:09Because I can read
21:10Then you would know
21:10That a four-year 1.27 billion non-exclusive
21:14Would make you $762 million
21:17Jesus, what?
21:18I can make 10, 20 times that
21:20If I sold them outright
21:21That's a provable thing
21:22Can we discuss?
21:23We just discussed a little bit
21:24You know, I never needed you to go out and
21:25Hey, what a pimp for me
21:26Your pimps don't give their whores 60%
21:28You're calling me a whore
21:29I called you a friend right there
21:30You called me a pimp
21:31Hey, hey, damn it
21:32Come on, answer the question, huh?
21:35Can hypernosis still use Xander for the vets?
21:38Don't forget, I still have my developmental rights
21:39I will take your check
21:41I will shut Xander down
21:42I will show myself out permanently
21:44Oh, so you will take the money
21:45Oh, that was fast
21:46That was fast
21:47And you touch my land yard one more time
21:49And I will fucking knock you off this railing
21:51You understand me?
21:51I have to be clear
21:52I'll be doing whatever's in Martin's best interest here
21:55Including resigning
21:57I gotta tell you
21:57I smell a terrible green up
22:00But you do you, lady
22:08Tom
22:08Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom
22:12Okay
22:13That was a toughie
22:15Believe me, I've had my hopes stashed more times than I can count
22:17But we dust ourselves off
22:19You just made a billion dollars
22:21Well, not quite
22:23My husband did
22:24I also just lost my job
22:26On principle
22:30Okay, look
22:31This is all so new
22:32But, um
22:34What would you think
22:35If Martin and I were to start a foundation for the veterans?
22:38We could put in, say
22:40Five million
22:41Just to get it started
22:42It's so plainly the right thing to do
22:44And Tom
22:45You could lead it
22:47Hmm
22:48So, uh
22:49Sixty million vets
22:50Five million bucks
22:51That's, uh
22:52Thirty cents per vet
22:54Um
22:54Not quite enough to get them each a pack of gum
22:57But
22:57If they pool their resources
22:59They could
23:00Maybe get a stick each
23:01Okay, Tom
23:04What am I doing?
23:07Tom
23:09It's there the whole time
23:24Tell the boy
23:25Don't worry
23:26I come to peace
23:27I come to peace
23:28Just
23:28Let me guess
23:29Let me guess
23:31You're out
23:33Part of make a move
23:35Yeah
23:36Oh, gosh
23:37I knew it
23:37I knew it
23:37I was
23:38I was watching
23:38Gosh
23:39Wait, did, uh
23:41Did the data ingestion happen?
23:43All the vets
23:44Personnel files?
23:45No
23:45Oh, okay
23:46Okay
23:47Now all of them belong to him
23:50Wow
23:51And Bardoff
23:52He's
23:53He's no patriot
23:55He's a businessman
23:56He's gonna do what I was gonna do
23:58Just rent it out to
23:59Form a lobbyist insurance
24:02And you
24:02And that
24:03Civil servant faith of yours
24:05Made it all possible
24:08Mission accomplished
24:09There you are
24:11Hi
24:11Hey
24:12Hi, Ruffage
24:13Um, sound check
24:14Good
24:15Yeah
24:15Hey
24:16Showtime
24:34Want to introduce these six
24:36Five
24:38Scholar-athletes
24:40Who will directly benefit
24:41From our new stadium
24:42And sports complex
24:43Captain of the tennis team
24:45Curtis Loomis
24:48Where's Jameson?
24:49Bitch never misses a chance
24:50To get her flowers
24:52I heard she got suspended
24:53Actually
24:55Jameson?
24:55For what?
24:57I don't know
24:57Her mom picked her up
24:58Her school best
24:58Eighth place finish
24:59At the Menlo Park
25:00Interschool Fall Classic
25:01Give it up for Curtis
25:17To get her home
25:58Hey, guys, stop.
25:59Um, let me just...
26:02I've got to get rid of the name.
26:04Tang.
26:06Shit.
26:07That's worse.
26:08Okay, just no name.
26:08Go.
26:10And field hockey co-captain, Mary Carl.
26:15Mary just found out in our senior, rudy, decision, pool athletic scholarship at Stanford.
26:22Yes!
26:23Thank you very much.
26:24Congratulations.
26:27Hey, Jameson should be out there.
26:30Not the time.
26:32Regardless of whatever you may think of me personally, Beatrice, don't punish my daughter.
26:35I assure you, she is not dangerous.
26:39She's a genuinely mid-person.
26:41You told me she was stealing things and displaying them in the trophy case.
26:44Duncan said that.
26:45And he's wrong.
26:46Often.
26:47Lily.
26:48Mm?
26:48Jameson may have done something inexcusably stupid.
26:51And if so, my hands are tied.
26:53Okay, then you need to know.
26:54Under this fabulous dress, I'm wearing a suicide vest.
26:56Oh, are you upset?
26:58Well, I'm sure you have pills to help with that.
27:01It doesn't change how on Monday, if the police can't place evidence to exonerate Jameson,
27:05I will have to suspend her.
27:07We will make it to Monday, Beatrice.
27:09None of us will.
27:10Oh my god.
27:11Lily, please.
27:12Other things other than you need attention right now.
27:16Pippa Ting.
27:16Oh my god.
27:18Pippa Ting.
27:19Pippa Ting.
27:20Pippa Pippa Ting Ting.
27:22Don't give this your attention.
27:23I swear to you, I will go on that stage in front of everyone who matters and declare
27:27I hired the wrong black woman because I couldn't tell the difference.
27:31And she, meaning you, went along with it.
27:37You destroy my daughter's future, I will end us all.
27:40Oh my god.
27:41It's going to be the gala to end all galas.
27:44Possibly the end of Los Altos.
27:46Probably.
27:47Definitely.
27:48And you know what?
27:49I'm going to enjoy it.
27:51Oh hey, you want to hold hands and go out there together?
27:53No?
27:54Okay.
27:55Well, you do want to be in the blast radius.
27:57If you can.
27:57Not on the run.
27:59Like an escaped fugitive.
28:00Oh, just stop.
28:01Lily.
28:02I'm about to be destroyed publicly.
28:04All without your help.
28:05Okay?
28:06Huh?
28:07Pippa is backing out of the stadium.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Yeah.
28:12She said I booked us in the shadow of a tacky ass tech bro trade show.
28:18Strongly suggested I wasn't born with the right instincts to plan an event of this magnitude.
28:24She also said you hiring me was a quixotic aspiration.
28:30She said that.
28:31And she called me a left over legacy of Lily.
28:43So, the rich bitch in your corner never liked you.
28:50And Beatrice, you can't afford not to have a rich bitch in your corner.
29:03Do you remember?
29:03Did you meet my friend Ike?
29:06Yeah.
29:06I met Ike at that conference on forensic psychology and academics and...
29:12Well, I recently talked to him because, you know, Ike does some work with law enforcement.
29:17And, well, you know, I wanted to get his advice about you and theoretically about next best steps.
29:25Were you being blackmailed by a client?
29:27Why?
29:28Well...
29:30Why would you do this?
29:31Because I was concerned.
29:32Because I am still very, very concerned.
29:34You...
29:34What?
29:36Law enforcement?
29:37Yes.
29:41Yes.
30:01Who is this person that you talked to?
30:04Ike.
30:04He's a psychiatrist.
30:06Uh...
30:06I always forget his last name.
30:08It doesn't matter.
30:08Sometimes he consults and sometimes he testifies.
30:11But it's Ike.
30:12He's a friend of mine.
30:13Oh, he's such a good friend, but you can't remember his last name.
30:15We talk to each other about cases sometimes.
30:17He's very discreet.
30:18Yeah, and you think that he's going to be loyal to you or to his pals in blue?
30:21Professional call.
30:22Why would loyalty have to...
30:23Okay, sweetie, have you done something?
30:26Or...
30:26I mean...
30:32You fucked it!
30:33You fucked it, Gary!
30:35What did you tell him?
30:36What's happening?
30:37What's happening right now, Joanne?
30:38What did you do?
30:39I...
30:39What did you...
30:40Okay, Joanne, listen to me.
30:42Look...
30:42Okay, was there a professional lapse?
30:46Was it Duncan Park?
30:48Okay, great.
30:50Look, sweetie, just tell me what it's all about.
30:52What is he having you do, and what does he have on you?
30:55Nothing.
30:57Nothing.
30:58Barely a thing.
31:00Look, I could...
31:01I could explain it all.
31:03But, Gary, if you could just believe me, it would make things a lot easier.
31:10Okay.
31:10Okay.
31:11Look, I'm not the enemy here.
31:13I'm with you, okay?
31:15And you will tell me when you're ready to tell me.
31:20I have been buried.
31:22Hello?
31:23I'm sorry.
31:26I'm here.
31:27I hate him.
31:29I hate him so much.
31:32There are no words.
31:34How much I hate him.
31:37Okay.
31:38He...
31:39He's going to be interviewed.
31:41Oh.
31:41In just a few minutes.
31:42Mm-hmm.
31:43Upstairs.
31:43And I...
31:44I need to go see him be humiliated.
31:46Okay.
31:46I'm sorry.
31:47No, honey.
31:48I'm...
31:48Listen, listen.
31:49You know, your countertransference is...
31:51It's really off the map here, so maybe don't go.
31:54I have to.
31:56Think of it as reconnaissance.
32:05He was the co-founder of Fafa, and then Hypernosis.
32:11And now he has a new company.
32:14Privacy is not a thing anymore, or Pinada.
32:18Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage, Duncan Park.
32:35Many would accuse you of recklessly toying with millions of people's private data,
32:42offering to swing the door open to creeps and stalkers for a monthly subscription fee.
32:51You want to talk about reckless?
32:52Plus, Silicon Valley uses people's private data the way the computers in the Matrix use humans as batteries.
33:00I mean, if Congress passed a law barring companies from collecting millions of data points on people's private lives,
33:08privacy was a right and not a polite suggestion.
33:13I'm sorry.
33:13This entire industry would fall on its collective dick.
33:16But until that point, I'm going to exploit the situation and make money.
33:21Oh, no, no, listen.
33:24No, hey, no.
33:26Your outrage is fake.
33:28You just don't like seeing your reflection in my business model.
33:32The data that Pinada uses, which launches in the new year, by the way, the data is out there.
33:37It is vulnerable and not because of me.
33:39No, the people in this room and the companies they represent have taken it and sold it and are doing
33:46it a billion times per second as we speak.
33:49Okay?
33:49I'm just the conduit.
33:57Well, there are also rumors that you have acquired the genetic data of millions of Mixi customers.
34:05Is that true?
34:06And will you likewise make the DNA of these people publicly accessible?
34:10Oh, excuse me, to your platinum subscribers.
34:14Guilty.
34:15It is true.
34:17Well, it's one thing to peddle individuals' predilections, but it is another more nefarious thing to traffic in what runs
34:26through our veins.
34:28Was there a question there, Nana?
34:30No, I'm sorry.
34:31I'm sorry.
34:32I'm just trying to understand what it is that you plan to do with this very private and sensitive information.
34:41People in the audience, dating men, wouldn't you like to know if that guy's going to go bald or if
34:48he's going to have a coronary or having kids with this guy?
34:51What does that mean?
34:52I mean, probability for things like intelligence, physical stamina, drug addiction.
34:58What if there's schizophrenia in the family?
35:00How about if you're hiring this guy, or insuring this guy, or admitting him to your college?
35:07How about admitting him to your country?
35:14Well, now that sounds like you're describing eugenics or some fascistic plan.
35:21Okay, now this is going to be harder for you to boo at.
35:24With Panada, you're able to target people prone to gaining weight, alcoholism, bad breath.
35:30You already do it.
35:31I mean, you track women and their menstrual cycles.
35:33You know when to sell them stilettos and when to sell them sweatpants.
35:37This is just the natural progression of what happens when capital rewards immersive data.
35:43All right.
35:44You make some points, Mr. Park.
35:46Some?
35:46Some points.
35:47But sophistry, dressed as brutal honesty, is the kind of rhetoric that paves the way for nihilism in business.
35:55If not, politics.
35:56That's entertainment, Nana.
35:59Yes.
36:00Yes, it is.
36:16And to speak to that, you did promise us a demonstration of Panada in action.
36:21Yes, I did.
36:21I did.
36:21And for that, I would like to bring out my partner at Panada, Harper.
36:27Harper, come on out.
36:28Come on out.
36:29Yes, Harper.
36:30Um, although I would like to take a moment to praise the engineers who are the real geniuses among us.
36:36Right?
36:37Like Harper, like my old partner Hamish.
36:39We never give them enough credit, do we?
36:41Well, let's hear it for them.
36:44So, um, yes.
36:46Nana did spill the beans.
36:48I did acquire Mixi.
36:50And I want to show you how it is the tiger in our Panada tank.
36:56In combination, we will be able to give our subscribers a full picture.
37:00So, at this point, I'm going to, I want the audience to shout out someone that you want to get
37:05to know better.
37:05Let's say the Pope, uh, their, their kids, uh, tutor with weird tattoos.
37:09I don't know.
37:09Someone in the room?
37:10Want to volunteer?
37:11You want to volunteer?
37:12How about Duncan Park?
37:14Yep.
37:16Very funny.
37:18Yes, Carl.
37:19Carl Bardoff, everyone.
37:22Wow.
37:26Dinosaurs still do exist, right?
37:28But seriously, let's, let's shout out a name.
37:31Duncan Park!
37:34Duncan Park.
37:35Duncan Park.
37:37Duncan Park.
37:38Duncan Park.
37:39Duncan Park.
37:40Duncan Park.
37:42Duncan Park.
37:43Duncan Park.
37:44Duncan Park.
37:46Duncan Park.
37:47Duncan Park.
37:47Duncan Park.
37:48I do have to admit, I've always wanted to hear you people chanting my name, but, uh, not quite like
37:53this.
37:54Um, uh, hey, listen, uh, we're not going to do my data.
37:58Absolutely not.
37:58But we'll do the DNA part.
37:59Okay?
37:59Right?
38:00Yeah?
38:00Follow my name.
38:01Great.
38:01Good fit.
38:01Okay, okay, the mob has spoken.
38:04Well, do me.
38:04Unfortunately, I wasn't foolish enough to give my DNA away, but the interconnectivity of our very genetic code might lead
38:12us to some of my idiot cousins, right?
38:15Harper!
38:16How about you show me Derek Park of Toledo, Ohio?
38:19Come on down!
38:22There he is.
38:22Look at him.
38:23Okay, see, with Panada, we are able to blend all our data with everything Mixy knows about your DNA, but
38:30never, never used to show you.
38:32Harper, hit that.
38:34Hit that.
38:34Deep dive.
38:37Okay, here we go.
38:38Derek.
38:38Derek is in debt.
38:40Oh, my gosh.
38:41He is colorblind.
38:42He has bacne, yummy.
38:43Three DUIs and ladies.
38:45He is single and looking for love, but mostly on gamblesluts.com.
38:50And that's just the tip of the iceberg for what we got on Derek.
38:54Harper, let's see some of Derek's closest relatives.
38:59To the Valley of Hearts Delight.
39:01That's me right there, obviously.
39:03You can see the resemblance.
39:04But as you notice, there is no deep dive option because I'm a Platinum member and you could be too.
39:10You can.
39:11Let's hit the family tree, Harper.
39:13Here we go.
39:14Oh, there's my sweet girl right there.
39:17And then my better half, Lily.
39:19No deep dive there, Harper.
39:20Don't want to show you that.
39:21We just want to say hi.
39:22Let's click on Jameson's family tree.
39:24My wife's side.
39:25She has some real mutants.
39:28This is going to be fun.
39:30As you see, you can now click through the list of things.
39:33There's cousin.
39:34Harper, let's click grandparents.
39:37Let's see if they have a favorite porn site.
39:40Uh-oh.
39:41Where to now?
39:42Where in the world are we going?
39:44We are going to Wichita, Kansas.
39:46Who's in Wichita?
40:01Kill it, Harper.
40:02Kill it.
40:04Sorry.
40:05Sorry.
40:05So sorry.
40:06As you know, still, we might have some bugs to squash.
40:10But fortunately, I know this crowd understands beta.
40:13But still, how embarrassing.
40:16But I think you're able to see the power that we have here.
40:22So we launch in the new year.
40:25And if you like what you heard and saw today, please join our Panada family.
40:29Go to privacyisnotathinganymore.com and subscribe.
40:35This was wonderful.
40:57Wasn't our wonderful orchestra wonderful?
41:07Now, we have been listening to what you, the parents, have been asking of us.
41:12And this year marked Los Altos' moment in becoming the athletic powerhouse to the same degree
41:19we're already an academic powerhouse.
41:21The Roman poet Juvenal extolled.
41:25I fixed it for Jamie.
41:28And I would only add if I had spoken of Latin.
41:31What?
41:32A healthy school understands the value of the athletic department.
41:37Is it true?
41:40Is it true?
41:41What are you talking about?
41:41Is it true, Lily?
41:42Duncan, I'm about to go on stage.
41:47You.
41:48You and Hamish.
41:51While continuing to increase our acceptance of you.
41:55Okay.
41:57Is James in line?
42:00May I ask you a question?
42:02I am so pleased to call my friend.
42:05Duncan.
42:06Please.
42:06In an act of generosity.
42:07Please.
42:08Please.
42:10Please.
42:11Please.
42:11Please.
42:12Please.
42:12The philanthropist behind the entirety of our new stadium,
42:17Lily Park Hofstetter!
42:20Please.
42:29Thanks.
42:31Bye.
42:32Bye.
42:33Bye.
42:52Duncan barked just the man I was looking for
42:56what do you want for it for Panada
43:09Cupertino wants to acquire Panada
43:11if the terms are right
43:16hey hang on hang on hang on
43:17I just spoke with Big Tim
43:19and he's motivated okay
43:21how much was you say it's worth
43:22a billion
43:22come on that's aggressive for an opening
43:25you haven't even launched yet
43:26why don't you just come in tomorrow morning
43:28350 million dollars
43:29that's how much Cupertino was going to pay for hypnosis
43:31until you killed it
43:32so that's how much it's worth
43:34350 million dollars
43:35wait wait
43:39I can't make that deal myself
43:40but after that speech
43:43everyone in there is a little bit afraid of you now
43:45okay so you got leverage
43:47then why am I talking to you
43:50350
43:51talk to your boss
44:00I can't make that deal
44:08thank you
44:24I'm sorry
44:27really I'm really sorry
44:29thank you
44:30thank you
44:30thank you
44:30thank you
44:32thank you
46:33Jamie?
47:51We're right back.
50:01Hey, I'll be right back.
52:58We're right back.
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