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The Dry S03E01-2
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00:18Okay, so before we move on to shares, just want to remind you we are still looking for
00:22a treasurer. Everyone seems happy for me to continue as chair. Not that I could ever
00:27replace Karen. And these are competitive positions, you know, essential criteria being drink problem,
00:34dysfunctional family of origin, narcissistic mother. Only messing. Narcissistic mother is
00:41not essential. Mine's just a bonus. Oh, sorry. No, come in. We've just started.
00:54It's loads of room. Right. Excuse me. Sorry for interrupting.
01:04The important thing is to be here. Right.
01:14So where were we? Narcissistic mothers? No. Shares. Let's open the floor for shares.
01:26I've been through quite a big life change recently. We sold our family home.
01:34I've moved to a different part of the city.
01:39I'm divorced. After nearly 40 years.
01:44Here you go, Valerie. That's your latte. Thanks, Tom. Looks delicious.
01:49Obviously, that's been hard on both of us. So, um, are you, are you getting any more bagels
01:53soon? Are you, Valerie? We'll get some in tomorrow.
01:58But we're coping.
02:00The kids are all grown up now, so the divorce didn't affect them at all.
02:04Anthony Sheridan. I have a 10 o'clock therapy session.
02:08My second daughter is about to pop.
02:13Is it in yet?
02:15She's the doctor.
02:16Are you sure this is safe?
02:17Yes. I can help until you sleep her.
02:20I'm afraid I'm going to hit its head or something.
02:21For God's sake, Rory, will you just frighten me? I need this baby out.
02:24Of course. I'm looking forward to having a grandchild.
02:28Still, it makes you think.
02:31I'm not the woman I was anymore.
02:33I'll never be that woman again.
02:38So, who am I?
02:43I suppose that's why I'm here.
02:46Well, I don't think you can go wrong with the leopard.
02:49It's bold. It's dramatic. It makes a statement.
02:53And it ties in with the crushed velvet floral cushions you were looking at earlier, so.
02:58I'd say there's a real identity there.
03:00Yeah?
03:01Hmm.
03:03Okay.
03:06See you next week.
03:07Okay.
03:07Take care.
03:12That was a great meeting.
03:15Oh, thanks.
03:16Oh, we'll see you last week, too.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah, I thought I recognised you.
03:21Yeah, well, I sat up the back.
03:23I'm kind of new to all this.
03:26I thought it was a total cult when I first started.
03:29Right.
03:30So, you're from Australia?
03:32Yes.
03:33Yeah, I'm...
03:33Chef, quick words.
03:36Sure.
03:39Oh, um, yeah, I might just...
03:45Chef, what are you doing?
03:48Helping a newcomer.
03:49You know those female teachers you see on the news who've slept with 15-year-old schoolboys
03:53because they said they were hot and the teachers forgot they were adults.
03:56And then they get called sexual predators and sent off to jail.
04:00That's basically you.
04:01Excuse me?
04:02Get the chair.
04:03You can't be flirting with vulnerable people.
04:05We're a safe space.
04:06Not a junkie pick-up joint.
04:08Firstly, who says I'm flirting?
04:10Secondly, don't quote people in recovery junkies.
04:13I included you and me in that.
04:15Thirdly, you're not my sponsor anymore.
04:17After the last few months of now a divorce, I've no business sponsoring people.
04:22I was just offering some friendly advice.
04:24Well, I'm fine, thanks.
04:25Seriously.
04:26You home for dinner tonight?
04:28Got a pork chop?
04:30You know, you don't have to cook for me just because we're living together.
04:33Of course I have it.
04:35Fifteen years married to a bald patch you never set foot in the kitchen.
04:39I'll get used to it.
04:41I could cook.
04:42No, you're grand.
04:43Moment's gone.
04:44Just don't give your number to the sexy Aussie, okay?
04:47Great.
04:48Bye.
04:48See you all.
04:49Bye.
04:52Bye.
04:54Bye.
04:55Bye.
04:57Bye.
05:03Is she a little scary?
05:06Karen?
05:07No.
05:07Once you get to know her, she's just terrifying.
05:10Right.
05:11Hey, um, I could probably use a little bit of guidance with all this.
05:16Oh, okay.
05:17Yeah, I could introduce you to Mickey.
05:19He's really...
05:19Could I grab your number?
05:23Yeah, sure.
05:24Yeah?
05:25Great.
05:30I'm Darryl.
05:43Hey, Bernie!
05:45Tom!
05:46Let me give you a hand for that.
05:50Oh, thanks.
05:51I didn't realise it was so heavy.
05:54I'm, uh...
05:55I just got a permit for me kiosk around the corner.
05:59It's gonna be my new spot.
06:00Oh?
06:03How are you settling in?
06:05Grand, yeah.
06:07It's great to be near town.
06:08Ah.
06:09Just got a few things for the house.
06:13Trying to make it more homey.
06:15Yeah.
06:15Are you still sure about renting?
06:18Hmm?
06:19Hmm.
06:21Yeah, I'm not ready to buy it.
06:22Yeah, it's just the money's sitting in your account for you.
06:25Wouldn't be hard to burn through that.
06:26Yeah, well, it's not your problem anymore, Tom.
06:29You don't have to worry.
06:31Okay.
06:32Okay.
06:33Okay.
06:33Okay.
06:34Okay.
06:39What's that?
06:40A leopard?
06:43Uh, how about dinner sometime?
06:46Dinner?
06:47Yeah, my place.
06:48It'd be nice to catch up.
06:50Okay.
06:51I'll text you.
06:52Great.
06:53See you there.
07:24Well, I guess I feel like I'm in a bit of a rut.
07:26What kind of rut?
07:27Well, my career's going nowhere.
07:29I don't really have a place to live since my parents split.
07:32I can't afford to rent.
07:34I can't afford to buy.
07:35So I can't afford to quit.
07:37I feel anxious.
07:40All the time.
07:41And it's difficult to sleep.
07:45And I haven't had sex in five months.
07:47You haven't had sex in five months?
07:52Do you think I'm depressed?
07:54Probably.
07:56If my brother's the last person you had sex with.
07:59Oh, well, no, it wasn't.
08:01It was actually, um, doesn't matter.
08:08I just feel like I should be better, you know?
08:13Better at life.
08:17So I thought coming here might help.
08:20Maybe.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Might.
08:24You are qualified in everything.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Okay.
08:29Pretty much.
08:36Caroline.
08:37Up at last.
08:39Sorry.
08:40I was in the shower and getting dressed takes forever, but...
08:42There's decaf in the pot.
08:44Oh, lovely.
08:45But we're out of milk.
08:50Rory.
08:51Are you still able to come to the garden centre with me today?
08:54Oh, I don't know if I should, just with Caroline being so close.
08:57Oh, no, go.
08:58Both of you should go.
08:59But you'll be on your own?
09:00Yeah.
09:01I'll manage.
09:02The baby will come out of your time now.
09:04Well, spoiler alert, it's not going to look like you.
09:08Mum?
09:09What?
09:11I'm only joking.
09:12If I had a problem with her being pregnant with another man's child, would I have welcomed
09:15her into my home?
09:18No.
09:23Oh, it's your little gay brother.
09:25I let him in.
09:27Quite the rainbow family here, aren't we?
09:33Every day, Anna.
09:34You wear it every day.
09:37Well, it's just I'm only the temp, so I didn't think...
09:39Shiv, where's your t-shirt?
09:41Which t-shirt?
09:42Women Supporting Women in the Arts, our feminist campaign.
09:45Oh, I didn't realise that.
09:48Vulfa?
09:50Lovely.
09:50Oh, is this because of that Swedish lady who's coming?
09:53Oh, they're mad for feminism in Sweden.
09:54Sandrine Horst is Danish, and a leading artist in her field.
10:00And no, I've always given women a leg up.
10:03Look at Shiv.
10:04Came in a lowly secretary with no qualifications.
10:07Well, a degree in fine art.
10:08Now she's coordinating our new international artist in residence programme.
10:13Yeah, listen, Derville, thanks.
10:15This is massive, and I really appreciate it.
10:18You're still at reception on Fridays.
10:21Okay.
10:21Right, we need a press release saying we have an exciting new residency and something about women.
10:28I think you're going to learn a lot from Sandrine.
10:31She's a serious artist.
10:34Put on your vulva.
10:38Is it not unethical for your ex's sister to be her therapist?
10:42I don't think so.
10:43I'm hoping she'll give me some tea.
10:45Why don't you just stalk his Instagram like a normal person?
10:48He deleted it.
10:49Oh, chocolate fingers.
10:54What?
10:55My water just broke.
10:58Jesus.
10:59Didn't expect a waterfall.
11:00Doesn't that mean the baby's coming?
11:03Eventually.
11:04Should we get you to a hospital?
11:06It's our first baby.
11:07It could take literally hours.
11:08Should we call Rory?
11:09Oh, God.
11:10It's the first bit of peace I've had in weeks.
11:13I'll go and change.
11:15Can you clean that up?
11:32When you leave in Europe, you've really turned things around.
11:35Well, they've always lived in Europe.
11:37They've got good taste.
11:38Just think about it.
11:39Okay?
11:48Hey.
11:50I'm Jack Cochran.
11:52I don't think we've met.
11:54Well, I'm Anna.
11:55I'm just the temp.
11:56Miss Pussy.
11:58Pardon?
12:06Oh, thanks.
12:07He's a rescue.
12:10Aren't they all?
12:18Can you believe that?
12:20He just blatantly ignored me.
12:22I mean, okay, we're not friends.
12:25And after the last time, he totally fucked me over.
12:27I think he knows exactly what I...
12:29Can we just behave like adults, please?
12:32Oh, my God.
12:32Is he your ex?
12:35I was totally getting gay vibes.
12:37No, he's...
12:39Doesn't matter.
12:43You know what?
12:44I'm going to go out there and say hi.
12:46You know, if he wants to be immature and pathetic, that's on him.
12:50I'm going to be the bigger person.
12:51That sounds really wise.
12:56Hey.
13:01Saw you inside.
13:05Didn't want it to be weird.
13:11So, how's things?
13:12How's Stevie?
13:14Good, yeah.
13:15I think.
13:17She's in Berlin now with Kristen.
13:19So, the whole custody thing?
13:20I dropped all that.
13:22This is better for stability.
13:24I know some people felt I didn't deserve her anyway, so...
13:27Well, I didn't go to Australia, obviously.
13:31Just didn't feel right in the end.
13:34Alex was pretty caught up about it.
13:38But, you know...
13:41You have to follow your...
13:42I've got to run.
13:42Sorry.
13:43Take care.
14:09Tom Sheridan.
14:12Anya Harrington.
14:13Divorce lawyer.
14:14You never called me back?
14:15Bold.
14:16Oh, Anya.
14:17Uh, yeah, sorry.
14:19We just did it simply in the end.
14:21Don't tell me you're still in that little shed.
14:24No.
14:25I thought a house, actually.
14:27Oh, a house.
14:28Get you.
14:29Smart and sexy.
14:31Is this cantaloupe dripping, or am I just pleased to see you?
14:36But seriously, though, when am I coming over?
14:42Are you sure you're going to need all of these?
14:45Where the fuck is Rory?
14:47Why is he not picking up?
14:48Maybe we should just go straight to the hospital.
14:54No.
14:57We're not one of those hysterical women who arrives at the first contraction.
15:01Doctors hate those.
15:02So what are we going to do?
15:04Ice cream.
15:25And I was out, out walking
15:29When I had two men to talk
15:32There was something in the air
15:34No, I knew it wasn't right
15:37But there was something so inviting
15:40To my broken heart
15:41Which is trying
15:43To recall what we had
15:47And I was out, out walking
16:01When I heard your voice talking
16:04I knew it was in my head
16:07No, I knew it'd be alright
16:09But there was something so inviting
16:13To my broken heart
16:14Which is trying
16:15To recall what we had
16:20If I could freeze the rain
16:25Every moment if I could freeze the rain
16:32Brainy!
16:34Oh, hi Greta
16:36I was just...
16:37I know, they're gutting the place
16:39I have some letters for you
16:41Oh
16:41I would have forwarded them
16:43But you didn't text me your address
16:45Where is it again?
16:47Town?
16:47No, it's just...
16:50Oh, sorry
16:52FaceTime with Sarah
16:53She's still in New York
16:55I'll tell her you said hi
16:57Okay
16:57Hi, love
16:58I love you
17:00I love you
17:01I love you
17:02I love you
17:39What? I got you two flakes.
17:41It's coming, the baby's coming.
17:43But I thought...
17:44The baby's fucking coming!
17:54Be careful, that woman.
17:55What?
17:56Wow.
17:57This is so weird.
17:59I've literally never come here anymore.
18:01Why is it shit?
18:02No, my ex owns it.
18:04Don't worry, he's in Australia now.
18:07You don't know him, do you?
18:09No.
18:12Hey, I'm really glad you could meet me.
18:17Yeah.
18:20Yeah, listen, Daryl, I don't know if I'm being presumptuous
18:23or I've misunderstood, but just so we're clear,
18:27if two people are both in recovery...
18:30Yeah, I'm not in recovery.
18:33Okay, but even if you...
18:35I think you might have a problem.
18:37Well, yeah, I don't, uh, have a problem.
18:40I don't have a problem with drinking, because I'm not an alcoholic.
18:47So why are you coming to meetings?
18:49Yeah, well, uh, because...
18:55Well, I wanted to meet you.
18:56Okay.
18:59What's happening?
19:00Because I have a detailed birth plan, and right now I should be in...
19:03Oh, somebody likes to be in control.
19:06You're a little further along than you realise,
19:08so we're taking you straight to the birth and suite.
19:10Or for the epidural?
19:10Oh, God, no, it's too late for that.
19:13What?
19:14Here we are.
19:15Okay, so I've texted Mum and Dad and worries on wait, so I'm...
19:18Don't leave me!
19:19What?
19:20He's gonna be here literally...
19:21Please, Aunt!
19:22I gotta do this on my own!
19:26So you followed me to a meeting?
19:28No.
19:30Yes.
19:30But that...
19:31That sounds a bit stalkery.
19:33Yes.
19:34And unethical.
19:34Yeah, but I'm not a creep.
19:36I promise.
19:36Well, you're kind of sounding like one.
19:38I know, and that's...
19:39That's unfortunate.
19:41Because that's the exact opposite of how I was...
19:44Wanting to come across.
19:46Sorry, did you need to...
19:47Do you need to get that?
19:49Uh...
19:49Oh, it's just...
19:51You know, people bare their souls at those meetings.
19:53Yes, and I have huge respect for that.
19:55You can't just walk in there.
19:57No, I know.
19:57Just because you, I don't know, might have a crush on someone you saw on the street.
20:03Uh...
20:04Well, someone's really trying to get a hold of you.
20:06Did you...
20:07Oh, it's just...
20:07My mum.
20:08She's pretty relentless.
20:10You guys don't get along?
20:11She's just not someone I need to be around that much.
20:14Right.
20:15She lies.
20:16She manipulates.
20:18I can't really trust her.
20:19She...
20:20Why am I talking about this?
20:21You're the one supposed to be explaining yourself.
20:22Yeah, you're right.
20:23Okay.
20:25Um...
20:26This is gonna seem a little bit...
20:30Oh, God.
20:31Oh, my God.
20:33My sister's in labour.
20:34Caroline?
20:35Yeah.
20:36They took her to hospital.
20:37They...
20:38Do you know Caroline?
20:41Uh...
20:41Well...
20:42Uh...
20:42No.
20:43Not really.
20:44Okay.
20:44I have to go.
20:45Yeah, you go.
20:45You gotta go.
20:47Um...
20:47Well, should I just...
20:48I'll get you a call and we'll...
20:49Yeah, you gotta go.
20:50Yeah.
20:55Okay.
20:56Here we go.
20:57Ready?
20:58Oh, Jesus.
21:01Good.
21:02Nearly there.
21:03Do you want to come down for the head?
21:05No.
21:05No, I really don't.
21:06I spent all of my life avoiding vaginas, so...
21:09I'm here.
21:10I'm here.
21:10I'm here.
21:10I'm sorry.
21:11Oh, where the fuck were you?
21:13There's a sail in some of the plants.
21:15Never mind.
21:16I can see the head, okay?
21:18One more time.
21:19Ready?
21:20Ready.
21:21Breathe.
21:22Breathe.
21:22Hurry, shut up.
21:36What's happening?
21:37Where is she?
21:38Has she had it?
21:39We were ringing you.
21:40I know.
21:41That's why I'm here.
21:43Yeah, she's still in there.
21:44She's doing well.
21:45Oh.
21:51How are you, love?
21:53How's everything at Karen's?
21:55Good.
21:56Yeah.
21:56Settling in.
21:58Been chairing some meetings.
22:00All right.
22:04Your mum says they've offered you more teaching at the college.
22:09That's great.
22:11Turning over a new leaf.
22:13Well, I've had a job and been sober for well over a year, Auntie Rita, so not really a new
22:18leaf, but I take your point.
22:21You haven't invited me to the new place yet?
22:24Rita says it's not half as boxy as it looks from outside.
22:28It's a boy.
22:29It's a boy.
22:30It's a boy.
22:31Seven pounds, four ounces.
22:32Great.
22:32You.
22:37Congratulations.
22:37You guys are much more affectionate.
22:41Oh, my god.
22:45You are so much affectionate.
22:51You're much affectionate.
22:52You're much affectionate.
22:54Good boy, thank God.
23:03You're so much affectionate.
23:14uh hey shiv uh look i'm really sorry about earlier it must have totally freaked you out
23:21um to be honest i was just really nervous and yeah maybe this will be easier in a voice note
23:27i don't know um basically the reason i asked to meet you today and what i was you know trying
23:34to
23:34say is um fuck it i'm just gonna have to come out with this i'm your brother well your half
23:45brother
23:46your dad's not my dad but your mum bernie she's my mum too and uh the reason i'm in dublin
23:54is
23:56well i want to meet her draw the outline play pretend what's the difference in the end
24:11do you have any proof proof how do i know you're telling the truth
24:18yeah uh well i have this
24:28that's your mum right yeah
24:34johnny bollocks that's the guy who got your mum knocked up in 1983. his name was johnny bollocks
24:41no his name is nigel that was his stage name it was a musician um yeah that's him
24:51and could that be your mum
24:58she was a groupie yeah certainly was
25:03how did you find all this did your did your dad oh no he's dead
25:07you know my folks my adopted folks they gave me all the info they had and they actually encouraged
25:14me to write but well your mum never wrote back
25:21what is it you think i can do for you here daryl
25:25i was hoping that you could introduce me to my mum
25:30our mum
25:31oh my god okay
25:34no that is not a good idea
25:36well it's just because i don't want to ambush her
25:37i can't be involved in this i'm sorry
25:39honestly all i'm asking is
25:40listen bernie and i have a complicated relationship okay deeply complicated deeply
25:45yeah i know yeah crazy fucking complicated
25:48you know
25:49well yeah i was in the meetings remember
25:55you talk about her a lot
25:58yeah
26:04i'm never gonna get that in there
26:06turn it on inside
26:09oh the new sofa bed's here
26:11love it
26:13gotta keep it hers tonight
26:14i thought she bought a sofa bed last week
26:16they called her glass with the paperwork
26:17what so what she sent it back
26:19gave it to auntie rita i think
26:21but you mean she didn't even get a refund
26:23why are you getting your g-string and a twist
26:25do you know how much rent she pays
26:27it's literally my job to know
26:28yeah but she's gonna run out of money
26:30but it's her money
26:31yeah but aunt
26:31i thought the whole point of divorce was that
26:33you don't have to care what the other person does
26:34like ever again
26:36yeah well i worry about her
26:38then why the fuck didn't you stay married to her
27:04take it
27:05oh please
27:08morning
27:09morning love
27:10how did you sleep
27:11great actually
27:12before caroline was up
27:14all night
27:15so i heard
27:18we need to call the lactation consultant
27:20again
27:21i think she was a little annoyed last time
27:23i don't think he's latching properly today
27:24he might be starving
27:26he looks gaunt
27:28what
27:28do you think he looks gaunt
27:29he looks fine
27:32here
27:35oh my goodness
27:37i think he looks like happy
27:39i don't get all this fuss about latching
27:42it's the most natural thing in the world
27:45your monkeys do it
27:46they don't have midwives
27:47actually it's quite a common issue
27:49well rory had no problem
27:52clamped right on at the sight of my nipple
27:54he'd probably still be sucking away now if he could get away with it
27:57gross
27:59i'm gonna take him upstairs to ray again
28:01why don't you have a little rest
28:03i can give him some express milk
28:04i haven't expressed any milk
28:06why not just give him some formula
28:09formula
28:10is it really gonna cost that
28:12i'm not giving my baby formula after only a few weeks of breastfeeding
28:14what about his microbiome
28:16what about his mental health
28:17his mental health
28:18if monkeys can do it
28:20so can i
28:23i just haven't tried hard enough clearly
28:26no
28:30give the patience of a saint
28:35listen
28:35daryl i'm sorry
28:37i know this is a shock
28:38finding out your mum
28:40who you've known your entire life as a secret kid
28:42well actually that feels like just the sort of thing bernie would do
28:45right
28:46look i'm just trying to have a healthier relationship with my family
28:49and that involves not being involved with my family too much
28:57this this complicates things
29:00yeah look i get it
29:03it's okay
29:05okay
29:07it's just my mum died last year
29:11my adopted mum
29:13we were close
29:15sorry
29:15and my dad's been
29:17gone a decade
29:18and i've got a brother
29:20who lives in perth
29:21but
29:21we're not
29:23you know
29:26yeah i don't really feel like i have a family anymore
29:29and look maybe you're right
29:31maybe your mum will just turn out to be a big fucking disappointment
29:34i mean some of the things that you've said about her
29:36i didn't say them about her
29:40and i said them about her privately
29:42yeah
29:42in a private
29:44public meeting that was private
29:46yeah
29:48look
29:50just because i don't want to get involved with you and bernie
29:52doesn't mean
29:52you and i can't hang out
29:55while you're here if you want
29:56how's tonight
29:58oh no i i can't
30:00i have a family
30:02thing
30:13flat white please
30:15tom
30:17nina
30:17what are you doing in there
30:19i work here
30:20i own it
30:21you own this
30:22yeah
30:23this is my new business
30:24my clown said it's the best coffin dublin
30:27yeah
30:27well
30:28don't want to boast
30:29but yeah
30:30last time i saw you
30:31you were living in a shed
30:32well i
30:33think you'll find things have changed
30:35quite significantly
30:36nina
30:37you know i'm
30:37not the man i used to be
30:39you were hardly a man at all
30:44oh smith please
30:46oh smith please
31:33what's he doing here
31:34oh did derbler not tell you
31:37as most of you are aware
31:40our international artist in residence
31:42was supposed to be
31:44saundrine horst
31:45sadly
31:46an unfortunate horse riding event
31:49two days ago
31:49has kept her in copenhagen
31:51and a neck brace
31:52but
31:53happily
31:54jack corcoran
31:56knight in shining armor
31:58has stepped in last minute
32:06we are beyond thrilled
32:08that an artist
32:09of his caliber
32:10will be inspiring
32:11our students
32:12while creating
32:13a new exhibition
32:14for our very own
32:15o'reilly studio
32:16entitled
32:17toxic masculinity
32:18and taboo
32:20who are you fucking joking me
32:22jack a few words
32:24i don't want to keep everyone
32:26to be honest with you
32:28i'm not a big fan of institutions
32:29i've been thrown out of a few
32:30but when derbler said it was an emergency
32:33i thought fuck it
32:34art comes first
32:36huh
32:38whatever about college and degrees
32:40and all that bullshit
32:41what i'm excited for
32:42is connecting
32:44with the next generation
32:45of artists
32:46while also making work
32:47about a subject
32:48that's
32:49pretty close to my heart
32:51toxic masculinity
32:55have you a problem with that
32:57no
32:58no no
32:59i'm aware
33:00it's a confronting subject
33:04i've been a toxic man
33:08you've been a toxic man
33:09we've all been toxic men
33:11but if we don't own that
33:12and really look at ourselves
33:14well
33:15society can't move on
33:19we need to talk about men
33:20i
33:22sorry
33:23i just thought we were supposed to be talking about
33:27women
33:29is that not the whole point of this campaign
33:33women
33:34well that's not strictly
33:36look if my voice is unwelcome here
33:38your voice is essential
33:39art shouldn't be about censorship
33:40we need to engage
33:43even with unpalatable subjects
33:45that's why we're here
33:46we're artists
33:48absolutely
33:50goodness that it better
34:05so you're divorced but still married to your ex-wife
34:09what no
34:10yeah living beside her in the same street
34:12and probably paying her bills
34:16you will never move on tom
34:18actually mina i have moved on
34:20and tom
34:21sheridan we meet again
34:22oh
34:23oh
34:24oh
34:24oh i love the smell of manual labor
34:29so is this your little chaos
34:31well yes
34:32yes yeah that's
34:33the uh
34:34can i get you a nice coffee
34:36or
34:36yeah yeah you certainly can
34:40i uh
34:40i just came from pilates
34:44gotta keep it tight
34:45and i have
34:47i'm told
34:56well you look fantastic
34:57i bet you say that to all the girls in the higher tax bracket
35:00so uh
35:01when are you coming over
35:02i thought you said you were doing building work
35:05no no that's all done
35:06yeah you can come anytime
35:07in the right hands yes
35:10yeah
35:11tuesday
35:11give you the grand tour
35:12yeah i'd love to see all your nooks and crannies
35:14yeah i don't like
35:15certainly show your crannies
35:18i'll bring the starter
35:20oysters
35:20champagne
35:21pleather
35:22whatever tickles your tip
35:23and what's your whistle
35:24mr sheridan
35:27right
35:37right lads
35:38an announcement
35:41most of you know we've had a pretty fucking choppy year
35:44now we may not have hit the iceberg
35:46but our arses are definitely in the water
35:48and desperate times
35:49sorry i'm late
35:51parking wasn't there
35:55what is that smell
35:57everyone this is vicky
35:59hi
35:59i work for skiing
36:01and we rescue trouble businesses
36:04and we bought the majority share in applebees
36:07just think of me as your new boss
36:09co-boss
36:11i still have a stake
36:13and listen i'm really sorry about the layoffs
36:16layoffs what layoffs
36:17well we haven't gotten into
36:19the numbers aren't great
36:20i'm afraid
36:20so some of you
36:22probably you
36:24will be leaving us
36:25but that's a conversation for next week
36:27what's your name
36:29me
36:31anthony
36:31aunt
36:32not the aunt who
36:34made his quarterly numbers by selling his family home
36:37and flogging his dad a place in the inner city
36:40and around to his mom
36:41now that is the sort of personal commitment i'm looking for
36:47serious
36:48dedicated
36:48willing to take his work home
36:51i like it
36:52come with me
36:59i love your shoes
37:01thanks
37:03so aunt
37:06tell me about yourself
37:09i'm really sorry if i spoke out of turn
37:11there were press in that room
37:13i did say it could be tricky
37:15which if
37:16excuse me
37:17you and i are contemporaries
37:19we were at college together
37:21we studied together
37:22not like i can exactly teach you anything
37:24well no that's true
37:26and we were lovers
37:29in the past
37:30absolutely
37:31but it is a complicating factor
37:33and if i'm going to take this position
37:35we need to be transparent
37:36with the college
37:37with human resources
37:39so that the boundaries are completely
37:41i agree
37:42you do
37:43totally
37:44big fan of boundaries
37:45so you agree that it's inappropriate for you to coordinate my residency
37:49yeah
37:50yes probably
37:51or run my seminar groups
37:55uh-huh
37:56or for us to be alone together in a professional setting of any kind
38:00what
38:02okay it's not like i'm the only person you've been involved with here jack
38:05it was christmas
38:06i'm just trying to be clear on the parameters here
38:10seem pretty clear to me
38:12you two just won't be working together
38:13thank you
38:15but if i'm not coordinating the artist in residence program
38:19or running the seminar groups
38:20what exactly am i doing here
38:23tutoring the second years
38:25but i was pretty much doing that last term
38:27what about career growth
38:29what about women supporting women
38:30we're not doing that anymore
38:32right
38:33if everyone's agreed
38:34i'll print the contracts
38:35and you can both sign them asap
38:38maybe just leave the door open
38:42safeguarding
38:59can i help you
39:07how are you doing
39:08great
39:09i wasn't sleeping
39:18all up on down
39:19really
39:20it's just that every time i do he starts crying
39:22so i think it's probably best if i just
39:23mom said he needs to learn to self-soothe
39:27come on
39:41okay
39:43rest
39:43your family will be here soon
39:45my family
39:47yeah we invited them remember
39:49why
39:50caroline
39:51they haven't seen him since the hospital
39:52you want him to bomb don't you
39:53oh
39:55possibly
39:56rest
39:57come on
40:01he's fine
40:07so
40:07where exactly did you used to live
40:11oh
40:11just a few doors down
40:13so you know the people we bought from
40:16oh
40:16yeah
40:17very well
40:19wonderful family
40:20they might have been wonderful
40:21but i don't think they've redecorated since the early 90s
40:24late 90s
40:26probably
40:27we're doing a complete overhaul
40:29top to bottom
40:30and staying in our place in france
40:34i'm just here taking measurements
40:39didn't some tragedy happen here
40:42the old owners
40:43their son
40:47yeah
40:50and their daughter was an alcoholic
40:52oh god
40:53and then
40:54there was that dreadful murder across the street
40:58pan
41:00yes
41:01awful
41:02almost like
41:03the place is cursed
41:04well that's what i said to my husband
41:07when we heard there'd be a delay in the planning permission he wanted to rent it out
41:10i really don't like leaving it empty
41:12but honestly
41:13with that history
41:15and this day of core
41:17who would take it
41:18yeah
41:29yo
41:31oh
41:32i have had the most insane day
41:34oh
41:34aye aye aye
41:39miss daryl
41:40update
41:41no
41:42don't read my texts
41:43is it a secret
41:44not mine
41:48hey
41:49oh hi
41:51how are you
41:51fine
41:52how are you
41:53fine
41:54what were you up to today
41:55nothing
41:56why
41:57what were you up to
41:58nothing
42:00okay weird
42:01give us a hand to these bags will you
42:18rory
42:24rory
42:25rory
42:47hey guys
42:51hey rory
42:52hey rory
42:54oh you're a good boy
42:56you're so hungry
43:01what's going on
43:02caroline
43:03how could you do this
43:04he was hungry
43:05i was letting you sleep
43:06i don't want to sleep
43:07what's happening
43:08she gave him formula
43:13formula
43:13is that poisonous
43:15oh for god's sake caroline
43:17what's the big deal
43:18thank you
43:19i didn't breastfeed all my babies
43:21didn't you
43:22of course not
43:23didn't do them any harm
43:24now where's the kitchen we brought nibbles
43:27through here
43:37so you didn't breastfeed all your babies
43:39oh maybe we should stay after subject
43:43i'm just curious
43:44which ones didn't you breastfeed
43:45was it all of us
43:46or or
43:47the first
43:48i don't remember
43:49people weren't so neurotic in those days
43:51it's gone mad
43:54there are actually a lot of studies
43:55about the long-term benefits
43:56of breastfeeding
43:58firstly it's been proven
43:59did you breastfeed carol
44:00for example
44:01i really think
44:02no
44:02i didn't breastfeed you either
44:04because you were tricky
44:06oh i did breastfeed caroline
44:08for six months
44:10but i don't think that's why she's successful
44:13did you breastfeed me
44:14oh god no
44:15i was exhausted by then
44:18so um what about names
44:20made any headway
44:21we still can't decide
44:22i like augustus
44:24i like gus
44:25i don't like either
44:26what about aunt
44:28hero of the labor ward
44:29no
44:30what about tom
44:30what about daryl
44:33daryl
44:34very popular these days
44:36i'm not sure
44:36well you gotta call him something you know
44:38you can't be calling him the baby when he's 45
44:40it has to be right though
44:43in our day people were much more relaxed about these things
44:46what things
44:46parenting
44:47well yeah
44:48i mean the way people go on nowadays
44:51you swear it was
44:51the hardest job in the world
44:53all children need is love
44:55food and
44:57honesty
44:58absolutely
44:59wow
45:00okay
45:01well you know what i mean chef
45:03we don't need a family meeting
45:05i wasn't suggesting a family meeting
45:07thank god
45:09i think it's pretty simple
45:11don't
45:12all kids really just need
45:13a family
45:16somewhere to belong
45:24what's with her
45:42hey daryl
45:43it's me
45:44shiv
45:45um
45:45we're at this family
45:46thing
45:47and i've
45:48been thinking you should come
45:50i'll introduce you to everyone
45:53i'll send you the address but just come now
45:55okay
45:55before i change my mind
45:58yeah
46:02i'm gonna change too close
46:07come on
46:08oh fine
46:10okay tom you're up
46:11all right
46:12there you go
46:13nice
46:14thumbs
46:15jack
46:16back to me
46:18fucking hell
46:19i was always very honest with rory growing up
46:24except about santa
46:25and sex
46:34i'll get it
46:42shiv
46:43yeah
46:44yeah sure
46:45who's at the door
46:46uh it's for shiv
46:48shiv
46:49yeah
46:51hi
46:55hello
46:59uh
47:02i'm daryl
47:04oh
47:05oh you're a daryl
47:07that's mad
47:08we were just talking about a daryl
47:09weren't we
47:11yeah
47:11how do you two know each other
47:15um
47:15women
47:16i'm
47:17you
47:18you
47:21you
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