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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 11 Episode 4
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00:00:00It's time for you to give your MVQ point to the all-star you believe is the most valuable queen
00:00:06of the week.
00:00:08Choose wisely, because your MVQ point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
00:00:16Don, with eight points, you are advancing to the semifinals in Dragulation.
00:00:22What the fuck? Thank you.
00:00:24Morgan, Akeria, you are tied for second place.
00:00:28I've made my decision.
00:00:34Akeria, you are moving on to the semifinals in Dragulation.
00:00:40Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique.
00:00:44At the end of bracket number three, Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens to be entered into the
00:00:52wildcard lottery.
00:00:53The one all-star chosen will join the competition starting in the semifinals, with a chance to win the grand
00:01:01prize of $200,000.
00:01:05Sick thing. That's crazy.
00:01:07Oh, I'm in the bucket semifinals.
00:01:09Ready for you. Bracket two, bracket three, semifinals.
00:01:13Let's go.
00:01:14Mwah.
00:01:22Hi, I'm Rusty Charles.
00:01:24And I'm Lil Pumpkin Spice.
00:01:26Welcome to the Gaytona 500, the next big race in the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:01:32It's bracket number two, and these queens are coming in red hot.
00:01:38From bracket number two, pulling up to the starting line.
00:01:42Up first, in pole position, Crystal Method.
00:01:45She came to us fresh from confession.
00:01:48Oh.
00:01:49Can you feel the beat of the rhythm of the night?
00:01:52It's Crystal Method from season 12.
00:01:57Look at that El DeBarge hairdo.
00:02:00Business in the front, and party in the back!
00:02:03On my season, I was very DIY, arts and crafts, glitter all over the place.
00:02:09You're fucking fascinating.
00:02:12What in the fuck am I looking at?
00:02:14A little bit of humor, and a little bit of mess.
00:02:19I just really wanted to let you all know how silly and crazy I am.
00:02:22Oh, we know.
00:02:24But I was still someone really coming into their own.
00:02:27Your makeup is distracting.
00:02:28You kind of got lost.
00:02:30I want to see who you are.
00:02:31She's hiding behind that mask.
00:02:33And I was holding myself back a little bit.
00:02:35I have a hard time showing myself and opening up to...
00:02:39What got you here in the first place is what you already have.
00:02:43I came to realize that there is no point in second-guessing yourself.
00:02:47The more she reveals of herself, the more we're charmed by her.
00:02:50And it got me far.
00:02:52Crystal, you're moving on to the grand finale.
00:02:56Making it so close on season 12 to The Crown, I think I have a lot to live up to,
00:03:01but I'm
00:03:02ready to showcase how much I've improved.
00:03:04By the looks of that crucifix, she's a real cross-dresser.
00:03:07She is.
00:03:08Now I'm more crystallized than ever before.
00:03:12Well, some try method acting, others try crystal method.
00:03:18She's redesigned and ready to roar.
00:03:22Selena S. Titties.
00:03:23The titties are back, honey.
00:03:25Selena S. Titties.
00:03:26From season 15, the Emmy Award winning season 15.
00:03:32From the house of S. Titties.
00:03:35I don't fuck around!
00:03:39I'm known for being really loud and energetic.
00:03:42Wild costumes.
00:03:43A lot of ideas.
00:03:44And even though I didn't win, squat my season.
00:03:47I got to top six thanks to my charisma and just my loving personality at the end of the day.
00:03:51Get this baby out of me!
00:03:52It really came down to, I think, the total package as a whole was a little discombobulated.
00:03:57I just think her drag sometimes is questionable.
00:03:59It's just too much.
00:04:00So you're sort of getting lost in it.
00:04:02I realized after the fact, oh, you just want me to refine, simplify, and like, be a little
00:04:07more cuncy.
00:04:08Yes, Mama Root girl, I got you.
00:04:10All right, baby, the titties are coming!
00:04:13Yes, pull up to her bumper.
00:04:15Which one?
00:04:16On my season, I was a golden boots diva.
00:04:18I finally won something on Drag Race!
00:04:20But I'm giving two toots this season, baby.
00:04:23Imagine the titties in the Hall of Fame.
00:04:25There ain't been no titties in the Hall of Fame like me.
00:04:27Let's go!
00:04:28Check out those golden headlights.
00:04:32She's a classic.
00:04:33It's vivacious.
00:04:35You know me.
00:04:36I'm vivacious from season six.
00:04:38Still turning heads.
00:04:39Break the mold, break the spell.
00:04:42Mother has arrived to give them hell.
00:04:45I can always tell when a New Yorker walks the runway.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Yes, honey.
00:04:49She represents that really underground club storyline.
00:04:53This is like my 21st year doing drag.
00:04:56The last time I was here for season six was 13 years ago.
00:05:00But y'all sure as hell did not forget about me.
00:05:03Mother has arrived.
00:05:05Ornacea.
00:05:06Mother has arrived.
00:05:08We're on the list.
00:05:09Ornacea plus one.
00:05:10Mother has arrived.
00:05:11Mother has arrived.
00:05:15My visage has been all over Drag Race for many years.
00:05:20I am mother after all.
00:05:22Get into it.
00:05:23I do give her credit for staying true to who she is.
00:05:26That can be a hindrance if you refuse to move beyond that.
00:05:30I got eliminated early on in my season and I should have been eliminated because what I brought was not
00:05:35up to the high echelon off the show.
00:05:40This time around I'm still bringing my club kid feel but we've changed it from club kid to club cunt.
00:05:46I want to show y'all the new vivacious, the new everything because vivacious is coming back with more confidence
00:05:53than that stiff spray on your mama's wig.
00:05:55Well, if you stay Ornacea, you ain't got to get Ornacea.
00:06:01Up next, the Puerto Rican pussy wagon, April Carrion.
00:06:06Reckon.
00:06:06Oh, that's that, Reckon.
00:06:08Hola, I'm April Carrion, the Puerto Rican goddess from season six.
00:06:13Baby, I'm back home.
00:06:14Yep.
00:06:18April Carrion got me all wet.
00:06:21You are gorgeous.
00:06:23In season six, I was known for being a little androgynous, a little edgy.
00:06:27You did a really amazing job of taking hyper-masculine elements and making a feminine look.
00:06:33But it didn't always work.
00:06:35I've never been a fan when drag queens used a man's buzz cut back there.
00:06:39You don't buy it, some yuppie will.
00:06:42The performance was flat.
00:06:44I was new to drag.
00:06:47I only did drag for five years with my drag family.
00:06:49So drag race really was a wake-up call.
00:06:52It's like you have a beard on your forehead.
00:06:54So my time on my season was short.
00:06:57I was in 11th place.
00:06:58Keep calm and carry on.
00:07:02She's on that reefer.
00:07:03It's been a long time since I've been here in the competition.
00:07:06And I've been traveling the world and now I've blossomed into this femme fatale.
00:07:12Look at that body.
00:07:13Okay, I'm here to show awe and to show the girls how it's done.
00:07:17They could never.
00:07:18They could never.
00:07:20Hey, Kate, Jimba.
00:07:23Up next, Aura Mayari.
00:07:26Aura, may I sleep with danger?
00:07:29Hey everybody, this is Aura Mayari, your Filipina moon goddess from season 15.
00:07:33Watch out, she stings.
00:07:35And I'm ready to take over this competition.
00:07:39This runway looks delicious.
00:07:42I'm known for my very sickening, very fierce, very edgy runways.
00:07:46Your runway was beautiful.
00:07:47I won the girl group challenge.
00:07:49You were fantastic tonight.
00:07:51Oh, she's ready to get wet.
00:07:53I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.
00:07:56And also, I'm definitely your favorite cringe queen.
00:07:59I accept it now, I am cringe.
00:08:02No flexing this time.
00:08:04I'm just going to flex my talents.
00:08:06You heard of the Beatles?
00:08:07Yeah.
00:08:07This is their cousin, Dung Beetle.
00:08:10Call in old granny, put them bitches in the air.
00:08:13There's so many talented queens and big personalities.
00:08:16During my season, I was like, how am I going to stand out?
00:08:18You dumb bitch.
00:08:19Gather her.
00:08:19I was in, like, survival mode every day.
00:08:21And it really affected my performances.
00:08:24You didn't pop for me.
00:08:26I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more.
00:08:28It just wasn't working.
00:08:29I didn't get to showcase my full potential on season 15.
00:08:33But I've worked a lot on my confidence.
00:08:35And I'm so sure about myself now.
00:08:38That is one mighty fine exoskeleton.
00:08:41My aura is on full blast.
00:08:43And I'm coming for them.
00:08:46Since her?
00:08:46I don't even know her.
00:08:50And the ultimate in luxury.
00:08:52The Reverend Doctor.
00:08:53Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:08:57Even cowgirls get the blues.
00:08:59That's right.
00:09:00Bitch, silk with the 2% milk is back.
00:09:03Munch, lunch.
00:09:04Crunch, crunch.
00:09:05These girls don't want me for my lunch.
00:09:08I'm just kidding.
00:09:12I love me some Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:09:18I was the entertainment of season 11.
00:09:22You better work, bitch.
00:09:23In this bitch record.
00:09:27I made it all the way to the finale.
00:09:30I was the lip sync guru of all-star six.
00:09:36I have been the vicious competitor.
00:09:38But I don't have a crown.
00:09:42When I was on season 11, being the personality was number one for me.
00:09:46You've been getting by on that personality of yours.
00:09:49But I couldn't get over looking at how slumpy she looked.
00:09:51One of the biggest critiques I got was that I wasn't polished.
00:09:54And some people, they said Silky, suck up all the air out the room.
00:09:59Bitch, bitch!
00:10:01So, our all-star six, I downplayed Silky a lot.
00:10:05Coming back to all-stars, I just feel like kind of second guessing myself.
00:10:08I felt like there was a little spark that was missing that I usually get from you.
00:10:12Thank you, guys.
00:10:13This ain't her first rodeo.
00:10:15Well, actually, it's her third rodeo.
00:10:17Since my seasons, I've realized that I acted like the entertainment.
00:10:21And now, I'm the entertainer.
00:10:23Being polished is the number one for me.
00:10:25So, I'm excited to compete as a fully realized Silky.
00:10:29Serving Texas tea.
00:10:32Baby, the elevation is here.
00:10:33I am the big fried catfish platter with potato salad and light bread, honey.
00:10:38Get on my level.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Get on my level.
00:10:41What?
00:10:41The Reverend Doctor will see you now.
00:10:46Welcome home, racers.
00:10:48Hola.
00:10:48Tournament of All-Stars rules are now in full effect.
00:10:52In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.
00:10:58Okay.
00:10:59Instead, you'll be competing for points.
00:11:02However, to kick this season into overdrive, only the top two queens with the most points
00:11:09from this bracket will advance to the semi-finals.
00:11:13Wow.
00:11:14Kagi.
00:11:15Where they will face off with the top two All-Stars from the other brackets.
00:11:20Okay.
00:11:21That's great.
00:11:23Why?
00:11:26Last Tournament of All-Stars, they had three girls moving on.
00:11:30This time, there's only two bitches.
00:11:32So, I am not happy with this.
00:11:35And in the grand finale, the top All-Stars of the season will battle it out for the crown
00:11:41and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:11:44Toilets.
00:11:45Yeah.
00:11:46I won.
00:11:47Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:48Win it.
00:11:48Give me my money.
00:11:50To earn points, every week, the top two All-Stars will receive two points each.
00:11:56Those two queens will lip-sync for the win.
00:11:59And the winner will receive a coveted extra point, plus a cash tip of $10,000.
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08Wow.
00:12:10But wait, there's more.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13The bottom queens will receive one point each to give away to the All-Star they think is
00:12:20the MVQ of the week.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:24All-Stars, let's get this show on the road.
00:12:27All right.
00:12:28For your first maxi challenge, you'll be working in pairs as you write, sing, and perform three
00:12:35hot queen-on-queen duets.
00:12:37Oh, my gosh.
00:12:41You'll pair up with the queen, who's the brandy to your Monica.
00:12:46The Megan to your Cardi B.
00:12:48The Mariah to your Whitney.
00:12:50The Beyonce to your Gaga.
00:12:52Hot, sexy.
00:12:53What the hell?
00:12:56All-Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
00:13:00The tournament has begun, and I'm here to eat the girls.
00:13:04No!
00:13:05We never.
00:13:12The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars will snatch an official makeup collaboration
00:13:18with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics, a coveted Scott from the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
00:13:23and a cash prize of $200,000, with our extra-special guest judge, Renee Rapp.
00:13:31New Paul's Drag Race, save the best drag queen win.
00:13:34The best drag queen win.
00:13:48We're back in the workroom, and it feels right.
00:13:52I miss you.
00:13:54Oh, baby.
00:13:55There is a scoreboard with our bodies, and the points up top.
00:13:57It's very exciting.
00:13:58LA's back to win again.
00:14:00Boots.
00:14:01No, honey, it's because you're not really here.
00:14:03Oh, my God.
00:14:04The other girls are so amazed at the workroom and this.
00:14:08I'm trying to set up shop.
00:14:09I'm going over there to pick out my makeup station.
00:14:12Can we clean station?
00:14:13I clean mine, honey.
00:14:15They happen to be here.
00:14:18I'm here to compete.
00:14:19This is your first All-Stars, right?
00:14:20It's my very first.
00:14:21I think it's all of ours, except Silky.
00:14:23The stomach is gone now, y'all.
00:14:25It's a head down there, baby.
00:14:26Quit bragging.
00:14:27Did you see when they said they're only going to have two bears?
00:14:30Okay.
00:14:31I was like, is my headpiece blocking my ears?
00:14:34What's going on?
00:14:35I was nervous.
00:14:36That's crazy.
00:14:37There are six queens, and only two queens make it to the next round.
00:14:42Two out of six.
00:14:43That's one-third.
00:14:45That's 33% chance.
00:14:48That's not a big number.
00:14:50Who do you think is going to kick the golden boot?
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55I'm here to give it back.
00:14:57That's what I want to do.
00:14:58You're not taking this home with you.
00:14:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:00Let's just leave it on someone's station.
00:15:04I don't know Crystal too well.
00:15:05I feel like I've done a gig or two with her.
00:15:08I'm very excited.
00:15:08You're so funny.
00:15:09I love it.
00:15:09So, I don't know.
00:15:10Like, what are we vibing?
00:15:12Are we connecting?
00:15:13Are we alliancing right now?
00:15:14Are you literally just, like, playing clown music in your head?
00:15:18I cannot read her, which makes me feel like she's someone I have to look out for because
00:15:24I know she's not a dumb girl.
00:15:26Now, you have, like, three heads.
00:15:28Three on top.
00:15:30One, two, three.
00:15:32And four.
00:15:33So, those are the four girls that are not advancing to the next lap.
00:15:36Yes, bitch!
00:15:37Oh, my God.
00:15:37Yeah, it's like a graveyard.
00:15:39Right, right, right.
00:15:40Right, right, right.
00:15:40All right.
00:15:42Miss Silky.
00:15:43My Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago.
00:15:47So, girls, so I started drag when Silky moved to Chicago.
00:15:49And she started this drag brunch that I got cast in.
00:15:53So, my first show was with Silky.
00:15:55Thanks to you, she's doing drag.
00:15:56This is what?
00:15:57Your third or fourth time back?
00:15:58Is that shade?
00:15:59No, no, no.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01So, do you think you have an advantage over the girls that haven't been here multiple times?
00:16:05Of course she does.
00:16:06She's been ganache-ing the whole time.
00:16:08Your big competition.
00:16:09Yes, yes.
00:16:09I like to compete.
00:16:10I'm a pageant queen.
00:16:11This is what we do.
00:16:12That's exactly what the pageant girls do.
00:16:13They keep competing.
00:16:14They keep competing until we win.
00:16:15Until they win the crown.
00:16:16Exactly.
00:16:17Hashtag, the ganache is a force.
00:16:18The girls see me as big competition.
00:16:21Y'all right.
00:16:22Thank you for knowing my resume.
00:16:24I always say keep an eye out for Silky ganache.
00:16:27But at the same time, put the eyes on another hoe.
00:16:31But it looks like everybody got smaller, too.
00:16:33Yes.
00:16:34You got smaller.
00:16:34Yeah, honey.
00:16:36Yes, season six.
00:16:37I know.
00:16:38Look at Miss Livaceous.
00:16:39I had to do something.
00:16:40The doctor said you need to fix that.
00:16:41So, I said, and see.
00:16:43And so I did.
00:16:44You look fabulous.
00:16:46You do.
00:16:46Yes, mama.
00:16:46I'm actually gagged to see vivacious.
00:16:48We're season six sisters.
00:16:50And I sent her home.
00:16:52Sorry about it.
00:16:53I've been watching you online, honey.
00:16:55You've been turning these kids home.
00:16:56Yes, yes.
00:16:57She's all bitter about it because she know I won.
00:16:59But we're good sisters.
00:17:01Every time we see each other, it is always good vibes.
00:17:03So, I'm open to using the connection to my benefit.
00:17:06But season 15, girl.
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:09I'm so excited.
00:17:10Ow.
00:17:11Jesus Christ.
00:17:12Right away, when RuPaul said there's only two queens that are going to be moving forward,
00:17:16my mind was going, every few points are going to be very important.
00:17:20So, what I want to do in this competition is obviously have an ally.
00:17:24At least one that will always have my back.
00:17:27Girl, this is so fucking heavy.
00:17:28It's crazy big.
00:17:29Selena is my season 15 sister that I still talk to.
00:17:33Hopefully, me and her will have some type of allyship.
00:17:37This is going to be a fun, fun journey.
00:17:39You sure?
00:17:39Because you know when I get to compete, I become a bitch.
00:17:41No, I like that.
00:17:42Please do that.
00:17:43I know Silky from a long time ago.
00:17:45She's a good sister.
00:17:47And I hope she also got my back.
00:17:49But in this group of girls, we all have great relationships with each other outside of this competition.
00:17:53If this ain't sisterly, love bitch.
00:17:55This is real sisterly.
00:17:56So, I don't know how are we going to choose our allies.
00:17:58I feel like there's three Latinas, you, me, and Crystal, but each of us has some.
00:18:03We're all very different.
00:18:05Do you think there's a possible tres leches alliance?
00:18:08I do feel inclined to, like, just for my Latin sister's honor.
00:18:13Just something innately.
00:18:17Okay.
00:18:18How would you play the game?
00:18:19Is it going to be a strategy or more of like a fair kind of distribution of points?
00:18:23Um, I think that I don't know until we get into it a bit more.
00:18:29Oh, so you're here to read the land.
00:18:31A little bit.
00:18:32We've got to strategize, girl.
00:18:34Especially now that there's only two moving forward.
00:18:36You scratched my back.
00:18:37I scratched your back.
00:18:39These girls are not wasting any time.
00:18:40They're really coming in scheming for these points.
00:18:43But I'm not really interested in alliances.
00:18:46I would rather just be by myself.
00:18:49A kayak kind of girl.
00:18:51I can't risk pulling someone in and flipping myself over.
00:18:54Do you know anybody here that you're, like, friends with that you know for a fact that you're definitely going
00:18:58to work with?
00:19:00But flying solo makes me a little nervous because I don't want to be kicked out of the top just
00:19:05because other girls are friends.
00:19:07Give it to the old folks first.
00:19:08Because they might not be around much longer.
00:19:10Don't make me feel that.
00:19:14All right, girls.
00:19:15Who's ready to sing?
00:19:17Mmm, I don't know.
00:19:18Where do you even have that?
00:19:19Nobody says nothing.
00:19:21Our first Nazi challenge at the Tournament of All-Stars is to work in a damn pair and to do
00:19:29duets.
00:19:30Let's hand out the songs here.
00:19:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:31Can we just start?
00:19:32Let's go.
00:19:32Y'all know I'm about to write, sing, dance, and I'm going to give you a look.
00:19:37But now you want me to get paired up with somebody else?
00:19:40I don't know if y'all go judge us in pairs or individuals.
00:19:45So now I'm a little, it's a little.
00:19:48Should we talk about who's, like, a singer, a rapper, or has no experience singing at all?
00:19:52I'm not a singer, so if there's a rap section that's chanting, I'll do the chanting.
00:19:56Well, I almost won the Rousical on my season.
00:19:59So you're a singer.
00:20:02Uh, oh!
00:20:05I wore mine.
00:20:07Oh, okay.
00:20:08This challenge does not play to any of my strengths.
00:20:12I am not a singer.
00:20:13I am not a dancer.
00:20:13But I have my crazy, kooky crystal personality.
00:20:18So my plan at Attack is to get a track that will help me really lean into that crystal twist.
00:20:25The first one is a HBF.
00:20:27Yeah, let's do it.
00:20:28Y'all, let's hear that.
00:20:30Oh, it's a rap.
00:20:31I have never done this type of challenge before because I was not in the show long enough to get
00:20:35to her.
00:20:36But that don't mean it's gonna stop me.
00:20:38She my HBF.
00:20:39She make me come cute.
00:20:41You liking this one?
00:20:42She's interesting.
00:20:44You like it?
00:20:44Because it's a chant.
00:20:45I can't give you no high notes.
00:20:47So I'll stick with the HBF.
00:20:49So we got one for HBF.
00:20:51Okay.
00:20:52So Dreaming of Me, that's the R&B valid, right?
00:20:54Okay, let's see what she's giving.
00:20:57I kind of like it, though.
00:20:58I'm feeling it.
00:20:59I kind of do, too.
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:01Dreaming of Me is a very R&B, like, 2000s throwback vibe.
00:21:05I want to show you the sexy R&B side of me, honey, because I'm not just this energetic, loud
00:21:09diva.
00:21:10I give, and I want to show that.
00:21:13I live for that one.
00:21:14That was super cute.
00:21:15I like that one.
00:21:15Okay, let's listen to the last one.
00:21:17Pose Before Bros.
00:21:21I love this one.
00:21:23It's cute.
00:21:24It's theatrical.
00:21:26I kind of have some theater background.
00:21:27And Pose Before Bros is giving me the vibe, girl.
00:21:32I'm definitely feeling dreaming of me.
00:21:34I am dreaming of me, as well.
00:21:36I'm dreaming of me, too.
00:21:37I'm dreaming of me, too.
00:21:41Dreaming of me is my song.
00:21:42R&B, like, that's what I get down.
00:21:45So, all of you, basically.
00:21:47I already had my lyrics prepared when I was doing...
00:21:50Let's hear it go.
00:21:51Off the cuff.
00:21:52He don't want you.
00:21:53He want my macaroni and cheese.
00:21:56So, should you and I do Dreaming of You?
00:21:58I kind of feel it.
00:21:59That sounds like a nightmare.
00:22:00I feel like Selena, you do so good doing Host Before Bros.
00:22:04I could.
00:22:07I see Aura looking over there at me.
00:22:09And I know she's a good duet partner, because Aura can sing.
00:22:12She won her girl group challenge, but I don't want that song.
00:22:14Aura wants to host before bros.
00:22:16And she can sing, honey.
00:22:17So, she's going to wail at the end of that.
00:22:19Oh, she's a singer.
00:22:20Oh, yeah.
00:22:21Aura sing.
00:22:21Honey, she knows how to karaoke, bitch.
00:22:23I'm going to do Host Before Bros.
00:22:25I decide that I should shift focus and not fight over this,
00:22:28and just choose my second choice.
00:22:31I'm looking right at Aura Mayari,
00:22:32because I know that she's a singer and a dancer.
00:22:34And what I need is someone that is able to deliver
00:22:37a very high-quality performance.
00:22:40I'm going to let you dream about winning this challenge,
00:22:42because that's going to be us.
00:22:44Because that's what we're doing.
00:22:45That's right.
00:22:46So, I'm doing Dreaming of You.
00:22:47Who's going to be my boy?
00:22:48Me.
00:22:48Let's go, bitch.
00:22:49I'll fight you for it.
00:22:50Let's go.
00:22:50Y'all got to fight, because I'm doing it.
00:22:52Okay.
00:22:52I think it'd be fun to have, like,
00:22:54come on with a very different styles of drag,
00:22:56like, fighting for this one man, you know?
00:22:57So, I think we should do it.
00:22:59So, why do you want to do it, Selena?
00:23:01Because I feel like that's very on brand for me.
00:23:02I want to fight over a guy.
00:23:04That's my life.
00:23:05But that's why you don't have a man,
00:23:07because you're always fighting for a man.
00:23:09Unless you want to do it with Latinas and we fight over it.
00:23:11Oh, yes, let's do that.
00:23:12You want to do that?
00:23:13Yes, let's do that, bitch.
00:23:14Yes.
00:23:16Like hell.
00:23:17Yes, let's do that.
00:23:18Eat my ass.
00:23:20This is the real Silky.
00:23:22The one with a conscience.
00:23:24Y'all going to make season 11 Silky come out.
00:23:26You're going to make season 11 Silky-
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:28Come out.
00:23:29Fuck April.
00:23:31It's Selena.
00:23:36Fuck it, bitch.
00:23:39HBF is the rapping one, and I'm not good at that.
00:23:41I have a damn list, so I never do the rap portions.
00:23:44I am a lonely ocean by myself with an HBF.
00:23:48You know what?
00:23:49You guys, I hope you know that.
00:23:51No, no, fuck it.
00:23:52I'm doing HBF.
00:23:53I've been an all-star this many times,
00:23:55and when I win, give me my motherfucking $10,000.
00:23:58Yes, get it.
00:23:58Silky, that is so congenial of you.
00:24:00I'm not fucking congenial.
00:24:02If I'm really the girl that I say I am,
00:24:04I got to come up and step up to the challenge.
00:24:06Y'all done brought the fire of season 11 out in the bitch.
00:24:10Because now I'm going to dog-wop you bitches.
00:24:13You poodle, chihuahua, bull-dog-looking bitch.
00:24:18I got my phone, though.
00:24:19I'm so happy.
00:24:20Ditto.
00:24:30Let's do this.
00:24:32Yes.
00:24:33Let's go home.
00:24:35We got it, girl.
00:24:36They're letting you have a fight.
00:24:37Yes, yes, we are fighting.
00:24:40For them shady children over there pulling a coup.
00:24:42They pulled a coup.
00:24:44But we make the best of it.
00:24:45No shade.
00:24:46I don't care how they do,
00:24:47because we're going to be in the top.
00:24:49Right.
00:24:49We ain't got no choice.
00:24:50I know Silky and I are going to smash it.
00:24:53I have had to write and record lyrics before
00:24:55because I produce music,
00:24:56so I write my own tracks.
00:24:58And I know half of those girls
00:25:00can't write a track to save a tune.
00:25:03S to the I to the L-K-Y.
00:25:05My sister is fierce and my sister is fly.
00:25:07All right.
00:25:08So that's where I'm starting off from there.
00:25:10I'm excited to work with Vivacious
00:25:11because you know that's my sister.
00:25:13So I think that portion should be something about blocking.
00:25:15Blocking, I'm right.
00:25:16Uh-huh.
00:25:16Okay.
00:25:17When I was getting all the hate online after season 11,
00:25:21Vivacious sent me encouraging messages.
00:25:22I remember you were saying,
00:25:24block them.
00:25:24And then what I do is I go down the thread
00:25:27and everybody that liked them get blocked too.
00:25:30Uh-huh.
00:25:30Treat them like Instagram profile blocked.
00:25:33Treat them like Instagram profile blocked.
00:25:35Silky and I are coming up real quickly with our lines
00:25:38because the chemistry is really good.
00:25:41My energy is going to be...
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:43Like I'm ready.
00:25:47I don't understand why they weren't fighting over this song
00:25:49because I think this is a really good song.
00:25:51I think so too.
00:25:52And I'm excited because we get to sing and rap.
00:25:54That's right.
00:25:55And the other girls are just doing one or the other.
00:25:57I am a singer.
00:25:58I did the girl group challenge during my season
00:26:01and I won that challenge.
00:26:02But you were an old lady, right?
00:26:04Like I am about to die.
00:26:06I was an old lady.
00:26:07So this is going to be different.
00:26:08Um, I don't know how this is going to go.
00:26:11It's a little bit of a weird pairing.
00:26:13We're totally two different drag queens.
00:26:15And I'm trying to figure out
00:26:17how we're going to blend together
00:26:19to make a good duet.
00:26:21Like we can think about a setting
00:26:22where I'm telling you something about like,
00:26:25you know, screw that bitch.
00:26:26Like girl, why are you worrying about that bitch?
00:26:28No, not the bitch.
00:26:28The man.
00:26:29Oh, the man.
00:26:29Screw that bro.
00:26:30Pose Before Bros is all about sisterhood
00:26:33and saying F you men.
00:26:36So my strategy is to fill every beat and moment
00:26:40that I can with some humor and fun.
00:26:43Talk about dick and balls.
00:26:44Easy.
00:26:45Just drops of balls.
00:26:46Low hate fruit.
00:26:47Literally.
00:26:48I just eat my balls.
00:26:50I think we're going to need more time.
00:26:52No way.
00:26:54All the best decisions are made in a panic.
00:26:57Let's try it.
00:27:00You are not budging.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02Because I think this would showcase
00:27:04each other's personalities, you know.
00:27:06I'm paired with Selena
00:27:07and I'm excited because she is a good performer.
00:27:10She does music.
00:27:12So this is kind of in her realm.
00:27:14You're the sexy bombshell.
00:27:15Like this really makes sense.
00:27:17I'm like the hood rat.
00:27:18Although her music is not really my taste.
00:27:22But she has experience.
00:27:24So that's what really counts.
00:27:25Your first verse I think has to be like
00:27:27you're reading me down.
00:27:28Like you stupid bitch.
00:27:29And I'm like well you da da da da.
00:27:31And do da da da da.
00:27:32Oh my God.
00:27:33On my season we had to do this
00:27:34but as old people.
00:27:35Which really threw a wrench
00:27:36in trying to be sickening and cut.
00:27:38Cause my heart don't need them when you.
00:27:41So I'm excited to serve pop star this time.
00:27:43Do you ever sing or do music?
00:27:45Um I've always been like a little intimidated by it
00:27:47to be honest.
00:27:48Like I mean in my season we did like a song
00:27:50but I mean it's just nothing like this.
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:55This is a singing song.
00:27:56You don't sing bitch.
00:27:57Don't go for this song.
00:27:58More than singing I think it's about
00:28:00showing our personalities
00:28:01and like being funny and like you know.
00:28:03Mm-hmm.
00:28:04I am gunning for a win this week
00:28:06and I'm confident with my skills and my talents.
00:28:09I hope I don't have to pick up the slack.
00:28:17Welcome all stars.
00:28:18Hello.
00:28:20Say hello to composer and music producer Markaholic.
00:28:23I love your work.
00:28:25Stop flirting.
00:28:26It's time for our recording session with Ms. Selva.
00:28:31Sorry.
00:28:32I um left my body for a second.
00:28:34Selena April.
00:28:36Hello.
00:28:36Now I know Selena's a singer
00:28:38because I got to see her in the Kaja Fall.
00:28:40You made me so nervous.
00:28:41I was so full out that night.
00:28:42Oh it was amazing.
00:28:43Oh thank you.
00:28:44So Selena.
00:28:45Yeah.
00:28:46We're gonna start.
00:28:47Here we go.
00:28:48Carry on.
00:28:48Pack it up.
00:28:49Find a new man.
00:28:51Cause you can't milk him.
00:28:53Make him jiggle like I can.
00:28:55Honey.
00:28:56Selena has cities.
00:28:58Miss Theda BFA.
00:28:59It was great.
00:28:59Yeah that was perfect.
00:29:01She can sing.
00:29:02April.
00:29:03Yes.
00:29:03You a singer.
00:29:04Um I'm more of a feeler.
00:29:08I feel the music.
00:29:09I've heard that about you April.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:12She did all that fighting and she don't sing.
00:29:14And I felt this song.
00:29:15That's why I chose it.
00:29:17Oh I love it.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:18Here we go.
00:29:19Heard you get around like a taxi.
00:29:22Is this singing?
00:29:24Uh it's supposed to be it.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:26Ha ha.
00:29:28It's supposed to be.
00:29:29Don't change.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:30I heard you get around like a taxi.
00:29:33Can you hear that pitch?
00:29:35I heard.
00:29:36I heard.
00:29:38I heard.
00:29:41Hold on.
00:29:43April.
00:29:43I know you did not fight me to come over here and sound like this.
00:29:49I heard.
00:29:49I heard.
00:29:51Okay so pitch is a thing.
00:29:53Yeah.
00:29:54You sound like two cats fighting.
00:29:56They both ready to die.
00:29:58Find your own man.
00:29:59That's my poppy.
00:30:00Find your own man.
00:30:01That's my poppy.
00:30:02Go up.
00:30:03Ah.
00:30:10Okay.
00:30:12Girl.
00:30:13Get on pitch.
00:30:14But she's like.
00:30:16And I'm like no.
00:30:18Girl find it.
00:30:19Cause he wants my coochie.
00:30:22Where the fuck are you going?
00:30:23I don't know.
00:30:24Everywhere.
00:30:27I think I sound divine.
00:30:29Okay kids.
00:30:30Thank you very much.
00:30:31Thank you Michelle.
00:30:32Thank you Michelle.
00:30:34Everybody has different tastes.
00:30:35I guess.
00:30:36Host before bros.
00:30:38Hello.
00:30:39Hello.
00:30:39Yes Michelle.
00:30:40Okay let's try the verse.
00:30:42I know the Joss are going to be stuck on the floor when we walk in.
00:30:46They're stuck and crawling.
00:30:47Ew sister.
00:30:48Is that your ex?
00:30:49That sounded beautiful.
00:30:52I won girl group challenge my season.
00:30:54So the judges know this is something that I do.
00:30:56But also at the same time on season 15.
00:30:58I didn't go that far.
00:31:00Let's go to your rap.
00:31:01Oh crap.
00:31:02Right.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:03Let's try that.
00:31:03I'm not experienced rapping.
00:31:05But I feel like now in this all-star season I need to show them something different and
00:31:10that I am a competitor girl.
00:31:13When the bros think they do shit.
00:31:15I've seen you stick and it ain't that thick.
00:31:17I've seen my thighs and jigs.
00:31:19Don't touch I'll break you freaks.
00:31:21Who is this person you just turned into?
00:31:23I have no clue Michelle.
00:31:25I don't rap.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:28Crystal we're gonna start.
00:31:29I've had enough of dirty misters.
00:31:34Giving me blisters.
00:31:37Ow.
00:31:38Lovely.
00:31:40Big balls nice and tall.
00:31:41Boy I don't care.
00:31:42Let's go to the mall.
00:31:45Yes.
00:31:47Thank you very much.
00:31:48Take a seat.
00:31:49Or it can sing or it can dance.
00:31:51And Crystal's definitely a star.
00:31:53I ain't no hating bitch.
00:31:54We got to hit it out the park.
00:31:56I'm gonna give it all to you.
00:31:57I know you will Miss Silky.
00:32:00Better than collard greens and cornbread.
00:32:01The fans go crazy over mother's head.
00:32:04I can let you in my mini me.
00:32:06Sweet tea get sour if you're talking about me.
00:32:09I love it.
00:32:10Yes Silky.
00:32:10I love it Silky.
00:32:12Miss Silky said she wasn't a rapper.
00:32:15And I think the lie detector has determined that.
00:32:18Do do do.
00:32:19Beep beep beep.
00:32:19Beep beep beep.
00:32:20Liar.
00:32:22Five, six, seven, eight.
00:32:24S-I-L-K-Y Miss Silky.
00:32:27Sister is sweet.
00:32:28My sister is milky.
00:32:29Give us some ups and downs.
00:32:30Sister is fierce.
00:32:31My sister is milky.
00:32:33My sister is fierce.
00:32:34My sister is milky.
00:32:35That last line is not sitting with me.
00:32:37She be turning it and you just can't take it.
00:32:40Turning out the mess.
00:32:41And no move faking it.
00:32:42Don't drop it on the last line.
00:32:44Don't drop the energy.
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:46Eat the key and smurve.
00:32:47You got it.
00:32:47Let me tell y'all.
00:32:49Drag Race is a beast.
00:32:51And Vivacious has not in a very long time fought with this beast.
00:32:55Turning out the men and no move faking it.
00:32:58Don't drop.
00:32:59Mother has arrived.
00:33:00I want to feel it.
00:33:02Give us that attitude.
00:33:03The beast is kicking her ass right now.
00:33:05Like, don't say.
00:33:06But mother, if we're going to have any chance of winning, I need you to come on.
00:33:12Make sure you throw all the order to in my way.
00:33:15She don't need it.
00:33:20Oh, my God.
00:33:22Hello.
00:33:23It's performance stage.
00:33:24How are you, honey?
00:33:25How are you?
00:33:25How are you?
00:33:26Today, we are going to perform for the first time in front of Rupaul on the main stage.
00:33:31And I feel good.
00:33:32Selena and I worked so hard going over choreo together.
00:33:35They're not ready for all this Latina-ness.
00:33:37It's going to be great.
00:33:39Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:33:41Like that.
00:33:42Okay.
00:33:42She shook her booty and that's a move.
00:33:46Look up her ass.
00:33:47Let me see.
00:33:48Let me, let me.
00:33:49Silky, that's hard.
00:33:50Wait, that's a pie.
00:33:52It's real.
00:33:53It's real, y'all.
00:33:54It's real.
00:33:55She out of the passion.
00:33:56No, no, no, baby.
00:33:57Uh-uh.
00:33:58I just want you to know when they get on the runway and Rupaul tell the truth, we had to
00:34:02hire
00:34:02somebody to come in and re-scene the vocals.
00:34:05Worry about your choreo, okay?
00:34:07No.
00:34:07I was a little frustrated with these vocals for Miss April.
00:34:10But you know what?
00:34:11April's got charisma.
00:34:12She's going to sell it.
00:34:14So plan of attack here is to just make lemonade out of lemons.
00:34:18We're going to have to pull together and really sell this with the acting and the performance
00:34:21and the choreography.
00:34:24I'm so excited for ours.
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:27Because I feel like we're two different queens.
00:34:29Were you channeling your kooky side?
00:34:31I was.
00:34:31I was very motivated by you.
00:34:33That's so nice.
00:34:36I'm so happy that you're here too.
00:34:38And we only have three weeks.
00:34:40So I have a question.
00:34:41Like when it comes to the points system.
00:34:44If we are not top two, how are you doing this?
00:34:47I'm so proud of what we've done.
00:34:48Yeah.
00:34:48So we really need to pull this win out.
00:34:51And I'm hoping that they pick a team and then it can just be the two of us.
00:34:55I need our points over on that little sexy body of mine over there.
00:35:00Oh, she is back again.
00:35:02Get me out of here.
00:35:03I'm a competitive person.
00:35:04I'm definitely here to win.
00:35:05But when it comes to my strategy about giving my points, I think it's important to keep your
00:35:10cards close to your chest.
00:35:11I don't need everyone knowing what's going on in my mind.
00:35:13Half the time, I don't even know what I'm thinking.
00:35:15For this round, I will definitely give you my point.
00:35:19Aw, thanks, sweetie.
00:35:21I think that's what I'm going to do.
00:35:25Oh, wow.
00:35:26Her story is like dead in the eyes.
00:35:28She goes, she's not giving me a lot of anything right now.
00:35:34So I don't know who to count on at this point.
00:35:39Okay, I got to go start my makeup.
00:35:41You better hurry, girl.
00:35:42Girl, you know it only takes me 20 minutes.
00:35:44I'm a woman.
00:35:45Some people got hard work to do.
00:35:48Yes, like me.
00:35:49Now keep quiet so I can get it done.
00:35:52Aura, yeah.
00:35:53You speak Tagalog, right?
00:35:54I do.
00:35:55Does Silky give peck-peck?
00:35:57Bitch, how do you know that word?
00:35:59No, in Tagalog, I don't give peck-peck.
00:36:01I give Kiki.
00:36:02Wait, what's Kiki?
00:36:03It's a way to say pussy, but is she giving peck-peck, though?
00:36:06I think she's giving Tupacabra.
00:36:08That's Tupac.
00:36:11No, that's your back before you shave it.
00:36:13That's a lot of TMI, ain't it?
00:36:21It's a lot of Tupacabra.
00:36:21I love you so much.
00:36:23I'm glad I'm doing this with you.
00:36:26Yeah, me too.
00:36:26It's cool that we're the only two from our season two, you know what I mean?
00:36:29Like, there's a lot of girls our season.
00:36:31Right, right.
00:36:31But I feel like there's only two girls moving forward.
00:36:34It's going to be a little bit tricky.
00:36:38Should we call it?
00:36:45Okay, nobody heard that.
00:36:47My strategy is coming together, honey.
00:36:49I currently have my peck-peck alliance with Miss Ora Mayari, my season 15 sister.
00:36:53I have a tres leches with my Latina girls, April, and potentially Crystal.
00:36:57We're working on that.
00:36:59I'm playing 3D chess.
00:37:00These bitches are playing checkers.
00:37:03Today, I want to put on a glitter lid, and I have no glitter.
00:37:08What color you need?
00:37:09Oh, I have some, sister.
00:37:10Oh, everybody want to get some out now.
00:37:12They want some MBQ points.
00:37:15Children, what do you think this MBQ means?
00:37:19Well, is everyone just going to give it to their partner?
00:37:22I want to give it to the person that did a great job in this challenge, you know?
00:37:27I think that's how I'm feeling as well.
00:37:30Although, if that's the person that wins the lip sync, that kind of changes things.
00:37:34That does change things.
00:37:35That's so many points.
00:37:36Like, don't get greedy.
00:37:37I don't feel anybody's going to be shady.
00:37:39I could see the shade coming in from some people.
00:37:42Say their name.
00:37:43I'm not saying any names.
00:37:44Come on, baby.
00:37:45Just say it.
00:37:46In the words of the spirit, they will reveal themselves in time.
00:37:51I'm scared.
00:37:52It's not going to be Kumbaya the whole time.
00:37:54And guess what?
00:37:55The shade does not come from the person who you think it might come from.
00:37:59It's the quiet and unexpected queen.
00:38:02And that's the one you got to watch out for.
00:38:05I'm going to do a little bit of the mist in this because, you know, that's just so fun.
00:38:08Back on season 11.
00:38:09I was amping it up, bitch.
00:38:11Watching your season, I found it to you so annoying.
00:38:14I hated you.
00:38:15I was like, shut this bitch up.
00:38:18Bye.
00:38:19Girl.
00:38:19I didn't realize April was going to be the she is queen this season.
00:38:24Did I not say the shame will reveal itself?
00:38:48Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
00:38:53She's the salt to my pepper.
00:38:55It's Michelle Versailles.
00:38:57Girls, what's my weakness?
00:38:59Men.
00:38:59Okay, then.
00:39:01He puts the D in duets.
00:39:04It's my HBF, Jamal Sims.
00:39:07Now, this ain't RuPaul's hot best friend race.
00:39:11It is now.
00:39:13And she's our queen bee, the ravishing Renee Rapp.
00:39:18Now, Renee, is it really hoes before bros?
00:39:21I've never met a bro.
00:39:22I only know the hoes.
00:39:25Well, you've come to the right place.
00:39:27This week, we challenged our queens to perform as duos.
00:39:31And I've got exciting news.
00:39:32All three songs have been nominated for best duet at this year's Shablammy Awards.
00:39:40And tonight, on the runway, category is, you butter ass somebody.
00:39:46All-Stars, start your engines.
00:39:48And may the best drag queen win.
00:39:59Welcome to the 69th annual Shablammy Awards, brought to you by Stop That Train, the first feature film from the
00:40:07drag race universe.
00:40:08In theaters, June 12th.
00:40:11And now, the nominees for best duet.
00:40:15First up, HBF by Vivacious and Silken Nutmeg Ganache.
00:40:21The duo you didn't know you needed with my hot best friend.
00:40:26She my HBF, my number one, Steve.
00:40:29She like to call me Plummer and she Louise.
00:40:31She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:40:34She called me Doja Girl, she's such a sweetie.
00:40:36S-I-L-K-Y, Miss Silky.
00:40:39Sister is fierce, my sister is milky.
00:40:41She be turning it and you just can't take it.
00:40:44Turning up the vent and no move, faking it.
00:40:46Better than collard greens and Plummer and the fans go crazy over mother's head.
00:40:51Legend icon, my mini-meat.
00:40:53Sweet Peejit, sorry if you're talking about me.
00:40:55She my HBF, my number one, Steve.
00:40:58She like to call me Plummer and she Louise.
00:41:00She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:41:03She called me Doja Girl, she's such a sweetie.
00:41:06HBF, I rather than she.
00:41:08We're winning just like Berricade and Ashley.
00:41:10She my HBF, I know she got me.
00:41:13We Scissor Sisters and we having a Kiki.
00:41:15I'm from Jamaica known for a jerk chicken.
00:41:18Mississippi girl and a finger nixion.
00:41:20Haters gonna hate, we gonna be on Fox.
00:41:22Treat her like Instagram, profile Fox.
00:41:26Ooh, ain't nobody better than my sister.
00:41:28My sister, all that in a bag of chips.
00:41:30And together, we so hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:41:34She my HBF, my number one, Steve.
00:41:37She like to call me Plummer and she Louise.
00:41:39She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:41:42She called me Doja Girl, she's such a sweetie.
00:41:45HBF, I rather than she.
00:41:47We're winning just like Berricade and Ashley.
00:41:49She my HBF, I know she got me.
00:41:52We Scissor Sisters and we have an RTT.
00:41:56I'm so sorry to meet you.
00:41:59A-A-A.
00:42:01Oh my God.
00:42:03Next, Dreamin' of Me by April Carrillo and Selena Estiris.
00:42:08Titties.
00:42:10Hello?
00:42:11Is this this, Titties?
00:42:12Which flavor of the month is this?
00:42:14June?
00:42:15May?
00:42:15It's April and I'm no fool.
00:42:18Stop sleeping with my man.
00:42:20Girl, I'm not sleeping with your man.
00:42:22He's sleeping with me.
00:42:23I smelled your rotted pipes all over here last night.
00:42:26Well, take a big whiff, because I'm not going anywhere.
00:42:30I heard you go around like a taxi.
00:42:35With that case, you can only do it for me.
00:42:37Whoa, whoa.
00:42:38Because if you are going to press T.D.
00:42:39Carry on, pack it up, find a new man.
00:42:42Because you can't keep him home at night.
00:42:45You can't milk him, make him jiggle like I can.
00:42:47You can't help him for now, but his heart is not free.
00:42:52Because when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:42:56He might answer your calls, but you're not what he needs.
00:43:00Because when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:43:06I keep him fed, I'm always slings like a donut.
00:43:09Got him screaming as titties when I get him on his knees.
00:43:15Find your old man, that's my copy.
00:43:17But his hands are all up on my body.
00:43:21Because he wants my coochie.
00:43:24You can touch him for now, but his heart is not free.
00:43:28Because when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:43:33He might answer your calls, but you're not what he needs.
00:43:37Because when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:43:42I'm sorry, the mailbox you're trying to reach is full, bitch.
00:43:56And our final nominee, Hose Before Bros, by Ora Maiori and Crystal Method.
00:44:04Please stand by for this important message about hoes.
00:44:08Take some advice from a queen that knows when it goes to medsets.
00:44:14Hose Before Bros.
00:44:17Hose Before Bros.
00:44:19Hose Before Bros.
00:44:21Hose Before Bros.
00:44:23I know that Joseph can't be stuck on the floor when we walk in.
00:44:26They stuck in crawling.
00:44:28Ew, sister, is that your ex?
00:44:30I've had enough of dirty messengers.
00:44:35Give them in blisters.
00:44:37You better get that check, sis.
00:44:38Ow!
00:44:39Take some advice from a queen that knows when it comes to medsets.
00:44:44Hose Before Bros.
00:44:46They'll love and leave you, cause that's how we go.
00:44:49When it comes to medsets.
00:44:51Hose Before Bros.
00:44:53When the bros think faith is shit.
00:44:55I've seen your stick and it ain't that thick.
00:44:57Have you seen my thighs and cheeks?
00:44:58Don't touch, I'll break you free.
00:45:00Do I look like a booty call?
00:45:02I'm tired of men, get rid of them all.
00:45:04Big balls, nice and tall.
00:45:05Boy, I don't care, let's go to the malls.
00:45:07Oh, you broke-ass trashy bitches.
00:45:11Please don't call me crying.
00:45:15I've locked your number, you're cheating and lying.
00:45:19I'm totally trying.
00:45:21Take some advice from a queen that knows when it comes to medsets.
00:45:27Hose Before Bros.
00:45:29They'll love and leave you, cause that's how we go.
00:45:32When it comes to medsets.
00:45:34Hose Before Bros.
00:45:37Hose Before Bros.
00:45:44The all-star duets are available right now to stream and download.
00:45:53The category is, you butter-ass somebody.
00:45:57Up first, Vivacious.
00:46:00Ooh.
00:46:01Gorgeous.
00:46:01So pretty.
00:46:02The story that I am telling is a futuristic butter-yellow alien.
00:46:07Photo has arrived.
00:46:09My headpiece is cropped up and I am giving you a neckline that goes all the way down to the
00:46:15back.
00:46:15I want them to feel drama.
00:46:17I want them to see something so unexpected and so grand-dome that they'll be like, oh, I didn't know
00:46:22Vivacious was capable of that.
00:46:24Ooh.
00:46:25Work, bitch.
00:46:26It's not nice to fool mother nature.
00:46:31Bitch, get back when I step on the runway.
00:46:32Up next, silky nutmeg ganache.
00:46:36Ooh, that Jiffy Pop's about to blow.
00:46:39Baby, take me to a crab bowl.
00:46:42Dip your crab lids in me, honey, cause the butter is melted and it got some seasoning.
00:46:47It's big silk with the buttermilk.
00:46:50Yes, honey, I'm taking her to lobster fest.
00:46:53Look at my body, baby.
00:46:56The shape is proportioned.
00:46:58I feel delicious.
00:46:59I look delicious.
00:47:01The butter stick is oozing and goozing all over me.
00:47:06Get into it.
00:47:09Up next, April, carry on.
00:47:11Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco.
00:47:13Vegigante come Coco.
00:47:16Ah.
00:47:17I am un vegigante.
00:47:20A very iconic character in the Puerto Rican bomba, which is a very traditional Puerto Rican
00:47:26dance.
00:47:26Nobody does it butter.
00:47:29And with this look, I am really doing a marriage of two things I love, which is Puerto Rican
00:47:33culture and queerness.
00:47:35And I want to invoke that happiness and freedom that there is in that bomba dance scene.
00:47:41She got me all horned up over here.
00:47:44More like grease does.
00:47:47Up next, Selena Estidis.
00:47:50She likes to spread them.
00:47:52Yes.
00:47:52So my butter runway, you know, I was going to go the obvious route with doing something
00:47:55with butter.
00:47:56But I was like, let me dedicate this runway to my mommy.
00:47:58So I have this giant tulip, her favorite flower.
00:48:01My titties are showing, very sexy-like.
00:48:03I got this sickening wig.
00:48:05I look glamour-puss.
00:48:07You butter work.
00:48:09I feel my mommy with me in this moment.
00:48:12I know she's saying, I'm so proud of you, baby.
00:48:14Even though my titties are showing, I know she loves it.
00:48:17I like big butter, then I cannot lie.
00:48:20Let's get back when I step on the runway.
00:48:23Up next, Ora Mayari.
00:48:25It's raining butter.
00:48:27Mmm, all that butter.
00:48:29I am this beautiful Filipina from maybe the 50s, maybe the 60s.
00:48:35It's giving very traditional Filipino attire.
00:48:38On Wednesdays, we were on butter yellow.
00:48:41I have butterfly sleeves, which is a very formal wear for women in the Philippines.
00:48:46It's giving so dainty and so feminine.
00:48:49See, I can be a lady and I can be dainty.
00:48:52She made her butter the old-fashioned way.
00:48:55How's that?
00:48:55She churned it.
00:48:59Up next, Crystal Method.
00:49:01This is Homer Simpson's cousin, Butter Simpson.
00:49:05I am a stick of butter fresh from Crystal's Creamery.
00:49:09I'm wearing a full vinyl gown.
00:49:11I really wanted to mimic the shine that a stick of butter has.
00:49:16I can't believe that ain't butter.
00:49:19It's sleek and kind of like reserved for me.
00:49:24I'm just ready to melt on your tongue.
00:49:26Shout out to all the cows.
00:49:29Without you, there would be no butter.
00:49:30There'd be no butter.
00:49:41Welcome, Queens.
00:49:43Tonight, Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
00:49:48I'll name the top two All-Stars of the week, and each will receive two points.
00:49:53Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win 10,000 doulas and one coveted extra point.
00:50:02Remember, at the end of this bracket, only the top two Queens with the most points will continue on to
00:50:09the semifinals with the chance to ultimately win $200,000.
00:50:15Now it's time for the judges' critiques, starting with HBF.
00:50:20First up, Vivacious.
00:50:22Welcome back.
00:50:24Season 6, 13 years ago.
00:50:26Oh, my God.
00:50:27So this is kind of like a bat mitzvah for you.
00:50:31A bat mitzvah, a quinceanera, a reunion.
00:50:35This look tonight is amazing.
00:50:37But that lip does not work for me because that's all I see.
00:50:41Maybe like a liner just blending into it would make it a bit more subtle so we can see more
00:50:45of your face and not just, bah, it's my lip.
00:50:47You have such a strength about you when you perform.
00:50:51You're very grounded in your body, which is really, really fun to watch.
00:50:56I did sense a little bit of nervousness in the beginning.
00:50:59You were a little stiff tonight.
00:51:01What was that about?
00:51:03Don't tell me osteoporosis.
00:51:05Well, child, you know, when your mother dusted, it might show up one day, so here I am.
00:51:09Yes, I know.
00:51:10It's knocking on everybody's dope.
00:51:12Knock, knock, honey.
00:51:14I still got my AARP card.
00:51:17Get those discounts.
00:51:18Yes, honey.
00:51:20Up next, the Dr. Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:51:23Big silk with the skim milk.
00:51:25Oh, it's the 2% milk.
00:51:27Oh, okay, there we go.
00:51:28We ain't a skim yet.
00:51:30It's 2% baby.
00:51:33This look is gorgeous.
00:51:34I love this bodysuit and I love that you came out in the big thing of butter.
00:51:38It's so silky.
00:51:40You're so over the top and it's so drag.
00:51:42You stole the show a little bit.
00:51:44Not mad at you.
00:51:45It is a duet, but I wish you would have figured out the hair in front of your face and
00:51:48the
00:51:49lipstick situation in front of the fan, but all in all, I loved what you did and your
00:51:52energy was amazing.
00:51:53Tonight, you are delivering on all levels.
00:51:56One quick question, Marmaru.
00:51:58Is it crown worthy?
00:52:04Give me my points, mother.
00:52:06Don't leave it in these girls' hands.
00:52:07Give me my points, mother.
00:52:11Next, Dreaming of Me.
00:52:13Let's start with April Carrion.
00:52:15This outfit, I'm assuming, has something to do with Puerto Rico?
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:20It's representing a camp figure for a dance called Bomba, but it's not very queer friendly.
00:52:27So I decided to take that and make it my own.
00:52:29I love that.
00:52:30Also, this headpiece is stunning.
00:52:32I guess, yeah.
00:52:33It's so, so beautiful.
00:52:35The thing that I remember most about your performance, your lines are really clean.
00:52:39You understand your body as a performer so well.
00:52:43I think one of my favorite verses tonight was, I heard you get around like a taxi, with
00:52:49a face like that, you can only do a doggy.
00:52:50I mean, from the top, it was on and popping.
00:52:55You're not a singer, singer.
00:52:57But anything I threw at you, you tried.
00:52:59And you know what?
00:53:00It ended up just fine.
00:53:01It ended up being where it needed to be.
00:53:05Up next, Selena X Titties.
00:53:07First thing, not to objectify you, is titties are here.
00:53:11I'm seeing them.
00:53:12I'm loving them.
00:53:13Our nipples are actually looking at each other right now.
00:53:15They're on tan.
00:53:16Both headlights.
00:53:17This right here is gorgeous to me.
00:53:21It looks like a sculpture.
00:53:23Every flower perfectly placed.
00:53:26I love that you did this updo with the half moons.
00:53:29It's perfect.
00:53:31And then the performance, you killed it.
00:53:33Selena, what I noticed recording with you is the growth in you.
00:53:38There was a calmness.
00:53:39There was a happiness.
00:53:40There is a lightness to you this time around.
00:53:43You know, when I left for season 15, my mom, she had beat cancer twice at that point.
00:53:48And she was like, I'm good.
00:53:48I'm fine.
00:53:49But she was dying.
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:51You know, so that was really, I think, why I was so discombobulated.
00:53:54So tonight, this, my mommy loved tulips.
00:53:58So this is for my mom.
00:54:01Next up, hoes before bros, starting with Aura Mayari.
00:54:07Aura, bitch, you can sing.
00:54:09Oh, thanks.
00:54:10The texture and the restraint and how you navigate and maneuver that voice was very impressive
00:54:16in this number.
00:54:17I thought you were so good when you were being a bro, when you were rapping.
00:54:20That was so fun and refreshing to see.
00:54:23When y'all came through that door, the energy blew me back.
00:54:28Like, y'all started at a high and went higher.
00:54:30What's your dance band range?
00:54:32I just grew up dancing for fun, but never had any type of training.
00:54:35You're so fucking clean.
00:54:37Like, it feels intoxicating to watch.
00:54:39And tonight, you look absolutely stunning.
00:54:42This kind of traditional Filipino butterfly sleeve.
00:54:45And you've got the parasol.
00:54:46The whole dress is absolutely gorgeous.
00:54:48Really well done.
00:54:49Thank you so much.
00:54:51Well, here she is, y'all.
00:54:53Crystal Method.
00:54:54Hello, Rue.
00:54:55Oh, my gosh.
00:54:56This look is so chic.
00:54:58It looks like Jeremy Scott from Moschino.
00:55:00It has the humor, but it also has the high fashion silhouette.
00:55:04Very sophisticated.
00:55:06Very Crystal Method.
00:55:08I'm going to be honest.
00:55:09The performance, you blew me away.
00:55:12You stood right there, neck to neck with Aura.
00:55:15Performing on set pieces that move.
00:55:18You know, a lot of core.
00:55:19More than you think.
00:55:20Believe you me.
00:55:21I'll figure that out.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:23So, kudos to you both.
00:55:25On your season, you weren't the strongest dancer, if I remember correctly.
00:55:29No.
00:55:29It was wonderful to see.
00:55:31It was like, whoa!
00:55:32I didn't see it coming, but I'm sure glad it did.
00:55:36Thank you, all-stars.
00:55:37I think we've heard enough.
00:55:39While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:55:43You may leave the stage.
00:55:48Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
00:55:52Now, we are looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
00:55:56First up, Vivacious and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:56:00First of all, it's so great to see Vivacious back.
00:56:03However, I think she was a little stiff and a little bit nervous.
00:56:05But then it's starting to loosen up through the performance, and it's not easy to step up to Silky's level.
00:56:11They're sort of like playing into each other's maybe strengths and weaknesses, which I love when somebody 50-50s the
00:56:16other one out.
00:56:17But I think that Vivacious could have tried a little harder.
00:56:20Next, April Carrion and Selena Estides.
00:56:23I thought it was a good night for both of them.
00:56:25I was so happy to see them connect.
00:56:26They really complement each other very well.
00:56:28You know, I could hear in some of April's vocals where it was a little, you know, she was pushing
00:56:33it, but it actually ultimately worked out.
00:56:35They looked good.
00:56:36Their choreography was tight, and they both looked adorable here on the main stage.
00:56:40I thought they were wonderful together.
00:56:42Aura and Crystal.
00:56:43They really, really complemented each other well.
00:56:45And I also think they were really very strong movers, if not dancers, which I really liked.
00:56:51I agree.
00:56:51They were like, okay, Mel and Kim.
00:56:54Okay, Bardot.
00:56:55Like, it was actually a duo.
00:56:58Do you know what I mean?
00:56:59Felt like a modern-day Weather Girls, you know, because they came out here with such a purpose and such
00:57:04an objective that I was buying it from the very beginning.
00:57:08Absolutely.
00:57:09Silence.
00:57:11I've made my decision.
00:57:12Bring back my all-stars.
00:57:15Welcome back, queens.
00:57:17Now, based on your duet performances and your runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
00:57:25This year, the Shablammy Award for Best Duet goes to...
00:57:35Aura, Mayuri, and Crystal Method.
00:57:40Congratulations.
00:57:42You're the top two all-stars of the week, and you've each earned two points.
00:57:47Will the rest of you please step to the back of the stage?
00:57:58Aura and Crystal, this week, you made beautiful music together.
00:58:05Tonight, there can only be one winner.
00:58:09Two all-stars stand before me.
00:58:12Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point in the Tournament
00:58:22of All-Stars.
00:58:24The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy!
00:58:36I'm going to do whatever it takes.
00:58:38I don't care if I'm doing a split, which I can't do, but I'm going to do it just to
00:58:43show to the judges that I deserve that extra point.
00:58:46Although Aura has quickly become one of my close sisters in this competition, it's time to put her in her
00:58:53place.
00:58:54Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:58:59Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:59:31Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:59:32Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:59:40If you've had enough, you don't wanna take this off.
00:59:43Don't you do it.
00:59:46If you've had your fill, get the check,Оз then you can't do it.
00:59:54Tell him to just get out
00:59:57Let him laugh and talk about
01:00:00Back his wrinkles, show him out
01:00:03Just look him in the eye and simply shout
01:00:09Enough is enough, you can know
01:00:11I can't go on, I can't go on
01:00:14No more love, enough is enough, you can know
01:00:18I want him out, I want him out
01:00:21Let's go now
01:00:22I know I have no choice from the start
01:00:31I've got to get sent to my heart
01:00:36Tell him not to go on
01:00:38Turn it up, bitch!
01:00:40Turn it up, bitch!
01:00:46Come on, give it to us, baby, give it to us!
01:00:50Alright!
01:00:50Hey, hey!
01:00:52You can't get sent to my heart
01:00:54Come on, give it to us, baby!
01:01:01He's had it!
01:01:04He's had it!
01:01:06He's had it!
01:01:06He's had it!
01:01:06He's had it!
01:01:07I'm not what he is!
01:01:29All stars, I've made my decision.
01:01:38Crystal Method, congratulations.
01:01:41You are a winner, baby.
01:01:45You've earned a cash tip of $10,000.
01:01:48Perfect.
01:01:49Plus, tickets for you and your friends to see Stop That Train.
01:01:53In theaters June 12th.
01:01:55Plus, an extra point, which gives you a total of three points.
01:02:00Just the amount of legs I have.
01:02:04Vivacious, Silky, April, Selena.
01:02:09Please step to the front of the stage.
01:02:19All stars, with great power comes great responsibility.
01:02:24Each week, the bottom four queens will each receive one point.
01:02:29But you cannot keep the point for yourself.
01:02:33You must give it away to the all-star you believe is the MVQ, the most valuable queen of the
01:02:42week.
01:02:42Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket, the two queens with the most points will move on to
01:02:49the semifinals.
01:02:51The other queens will be eliminated.
01:02:56Condragulations, all stars.
01:02:57And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:03:02Can I get an amen up in here?
01:03:04Amen.
01:03:05Alright, now let the music play.
01:03:07We'll see you next time.
01:03:11Bye.
01:03:14Bye.
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