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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 8 Episode 21
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00:00Whoa, there's no way!
00:02Holy shit!
00:04Pauly, we've been in together.
00:05What the fuck?
00:06Not good to tell people until three months.
00:08I'm not telling any of the roommates nothing about any of this.
00:11I could definitely see myself raising a family in this house.
00:14This is the start of a new beginning for me.
00:16Pauly is a show in Boston.
00:18So then we go to Boston.
00:19I love Boston!
00:23Yeah, party!
00:25Party, pal!
00:27The situation is under construction.
00:30This might not have been the best idea.
00:32We're so classy now.
00:34On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
00:36Get the frick out of here, you crazy!
00:39On, hello!
00:41I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
00:51Sam was being a little, uh, mysterious.
00:55Yeah, she was like, you wanna come here?
00:56I was like, I hope everything's okay.
00:58Yeah.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Yo, yo, yo, what up? RSVP in the building.
01:08Yo, what up, guys?
01:09What's up, what's up?
01:09Yo.
01:10Boys, you got the memo, right?
01:11We heading to Boston?
01:12Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
01:14Now we're gonna hear everyone that talks like Pauly.
01:16Park the car.
01:16And we're gonna go to Star Market.
01:18Park the car in the bar.
01:19I gotta go to my bar bar.
01:21Wow, alright.
01:22Are all the girls going?
01:23I hope so, yeah.
01:25I mean, I know Sammy's pregnant, so.
01:26Bro, don't bring that up in front of Ronnie.
01:28It's a story, you know.
01:28Yeah, yeah, we don't wanna get him upset.
01:30It's too soon.
01:31Oh my God.
01:34Let's do it now.
01:36Hello.
01:37Hi.
01:38How are you guys?
01:40Good.
01:41How are you?
01:42I'm bumping along over here.
01:44Oh, you look great.
01:45Thanks.
01:45Yeah.
01:46So what's the news?
01:47Why did you invite us here?
01:48Is everything okay?
01:50Well, Austin, you know how we do trips.
01:51Like, there's always, like, things going on.
01:53Like, you're always moving and doing something.
01:55And I just feel like I barely walk without feeling pain.
01:59I'm just freaked out.
01:59I have, like, pregnancy paranoia.
02:02I have no idea.
02:03Yes.
02:04I've decided I'm not gonna go.
02:05I just don't feel comfortable.
02:09You're staying home because you know that you don't feel
02:12comfortable?
02:13That's a super mom.
02:14Yeah.
02:14I get that.
02:14It took me so long to get here.
02:16That's what I'm saying.
02:17I get it.
02:18I don't even wanna jeopardize it.
02:20You're already a good mommy.
02:21I love that for you.
02:21Thanks, guys.
02:22We'll have a blast in Boston for you.
02:25I wonder, Angie's gonna go, and I wonder...
02:27I haven't spoke to her.
02:29I haven't spoke to her.
02:30Have you?
02:30Oh, no.
02:32Well, she wasn't in the best mood at the movie,
02:33at your movie then.
02:35Did she say anything?
02:35In the car ride?
02:40I got the blood words on yesterday.
02:41Oh, any sense.
02:42Um, four to five weeks or something?
02:44I already knew because of the sixth pregnancy test,
02:46but, like, that was, like, solidified.
02:52She's been very short with me, so I don't know.
02:59Fuck my life.
03:16I could use a New England clam chowder.
03:23We are in Boston because Paulie has a show this weekend.
03:25Here we go.
03:26Team Boston.
03:28So why not come a few days early?
03:29Oh, I love the weather.
03:31Cozy.
03:32Sightsee a little bit.
03:33You know, just, like, enjoy Boston.
03:35Hello, Boston.
03:38How are you doing today?
03:39I'm good.
03:39Here you go, my brother.
03:40Welcome to Boston.
03:41We'll get you in a socks hat for sure.
03:43There we go.
03:44The socks.
03:44Thank you so much.
03:46I have no idea what's in store for us.
03:48Welcome to the Hotel Commonwealth.
03:49But Boston's, like, a dope city.
03:50It's just one of those places that I don't really get to go a lot,
03:53but when I do, I have a good time.
03:54There he is.
03:55So much.
03:56The guy at the front was funny.
03:58Oh, his accent?
03:58Everyone talks, like, fully here.
03:59That's what I always do.
04:01Here's some Boston trivia for you.
04:03Please name the baseball team located in Boston.
04:07Oh, my God.
04:07Okay.
04:09What is the name of their stadium?
04:11Fenway.
04:12Yes.
04:12Good news is, guys, that we are going to Fenway Park.
04:16Really?
04:17Oh, yes.
04:17I was down in Florida.
04:19I tried to get you to come to the show.
04:20But you texted me.
04:21I know your friends wanted to come.
04:22Who was going to come?
04:23The girl that I'm dating.
04:25Oh, I could have met Mrs. Ron?
04:27Oh, damn.
04:29I wanted to see a nice BBL, you know?
04:32My girlfriend, Kirsten, we've been dating for over a year and a half.
04:35Hey, baby.
04:36Hey, baby.
04:37Hi.
04:38And things are getting pretty serious.
04:40It's so nice out.
04:41It's, like, beautiful.
04:42It's like, oh, my God.
04:44We met on Instagram, and then we built a friend.
04:47I feel like I'm, like, on an island, like, right now.
04:50And then it turned into something.
04:51What time did your girl get here?
04:52Yeah, no, I'm not.
04:53Come on, bro.
04:54I'm definitely moving way slower with this relationship.
04:57I haven't told anybody yet.
04:59It's good.
05:00It should be at your own pace, you know?
05:01Yeah.
05:01There's a lot of shit you went through the last few years.
05:04I get it, you know?
05:05I realized that I can't rush into something because of my daughter.
05:08And it's like I'm not bringing somebody just into my life.
05:12It's her life, too.
05:13I want you to meet everybody.
05:14They're all fun.
05:15And you're probably going to get haze, of course.
05:17It's like throwing you into, like, the wolf's den.
05:21Is she nice?
05:21Yeah, she's from Germany.
05:23From Germany?
05:24Yeah, she was born in Germany.
05:26Holy shit.
05:26She was, like, 15, 16.
05:27Is she German?
05:28Yeah.
05:29I think that that's very nice.
05:31I can't wait to meet her.
05:33Wow.
05:34Ron has a German girlfriend.
05:36I'm just picturing this, like, Instagram model with a German accent.
05:40Subscribe to my OnlyFans.
05:41Do it now!
05:42She's going to be your plus one at Sam's wedding.
05:46Here we are.
05:47Ooh, are we rich?
05:48This looks like a bougie hotel.
05:50Oh, thank you.
05:50Hi!
05:51Wicked nice!
05:52Boston, we are in the building.
05:54Oh, hi!
05:55What's up, fam?
05:56What's up, family?
05:57Hi!
05:57All right, we're in Boston.
05:59Yeah, it's going to be wicked awesome.
06:01Ronnie, you came from Miami?
06:02Miami, yeah.
06:03Ronnie's a German girlfriend.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05What?
06:06You got a German girlfriend?
06:07I can't keep anything secretly.
06:10What are you, Mike now?
06:11Wait, wait, so this is a long-distance relationship from Germany?
06:14No, she's from Florida.
06:16Oh, shit!
06:17Ronnie got secrets!
06:19How many months you been with her?
06:20Uh, it's been a while, like, almost a year.
06:22Really?
06:23Oh, my God.
06:24Wait!
06:24So, I'm not shocked that Ronnie has a girlfriend.
06:27That boy is never single.
06:29But I am kind of excited that this is the first time Ronnie's talking about his girlfriend.
06:34That means it's, like, getting serious with it.
06:36Well, Samantha's not coming.
06:38She wasn't comfortable traveling, so...
06:40Yeah, we were figuring that out.
06:41She said she's, like, definitely having FOMO, but...
06:43I'm loving Boston.
06:44Yeah!
06:45What's your favorite Boston movie?
06:47Uh, I like The Town.
06:48I like The Departed.
06:49The Departed.
06:50The Departed, yes.
06:51Oh, The Departed was...
06:52That was a legendary movie.
06:54I'm the guy that does my job.
06:56You're the other guy.
06:57That's what you say to Angelina all the time.
06:58I can't do this.
07:00I do my job.
07:01You want me to go home?
07:01I'm the guy that does this job.
07:03You're the guy that doesn't.
07:04That's bullshit.
07:05Violent.
07:05Speaking of...
07:06Why speaking of?
07:07I just noticed she's not here.
07:08Has anybody spoken to Angelina?
07:10No, I did text her she was pregnant, but she didn't answer.
07:13Oh.
07:14Oh.
07:15Oh.
07:15Well, it's all over.
07:16So, there was a picture circulating of Ange that looked pregnant.
07:21It was everywhere.
07:21No, I just think she's pregnant.
07:23Oh, she's pregnant?
07:23She's pregnant?
07:25I didn't talk.
07:26Are you serious?
07:27Yeah.
07:27Like, holy shit.
07:28She did say that she was actively trying to get pregnant, though.
07:30I'm just getting dick.
07:32Oh, shit.
07:33From who?
07:34Wow.
07:34A lot of dick.
07:35Oh, wow.
07:36Shots have been fired.
07:37Literally.
07:38She has to be pregnant.
07:39So, there is a world where she could be right now.
07:42But, you know, if she is and she's happy, I'm super happy for her.
07:47So, wait a second.
07:47You texted Ange and she didn't respond?
07:50She hasn't responded.
07:51So, I think it's safe to say that no response is...
07:54Is a silent yes.
07:55Is a response.
07:56You know there's a rumor.
07:58Running around.
08:00New kids on the block.
08:02And new sheriffs in town.
08:03Oh, I'm becoming the queen of a new hive.
08:06Topping the charts and you know why.
08:07I'm taking the crown I deserve.
08:09Haven't you ever...
08:11Hi.
08:12Hi.
08:13How are you?
08:14Good, how are you?
08:15Angelina has been radio science for a while now.
08:17So, I'm like, let me check in and just see if she's okay.
08:20Congratulations.
08:21On your new home.
08:22Do you love it?
08:22I do.
08:23It's been a lot though.
08:24Oh, I'm sure.
08:25Chill me around.
08:26Look at the backyard though.
08:27Oh my God.
08:28Wow.
08:28This is beautiful.
08:30I want to have like a party back here with everybody.
08:32This is literally like you're in a resort.
08:34This is a very beautiful home.
08:36New beginnings.
08:37I mean...
08:38Yeah.
08:38I think Angelina getting a new house is a good move.
08:41Just to get out of her old ways in that house of like negativity.
08:45I think this is a good move for her.
08:46How you feeling?
08:47Good?
08:48Pregnant, but good.
08:49How are you doing though?
08:50I'm okay.
08:50Like it's just me doing this is overwhelming like by myself.
08:53I feel like you're secluding yourself a little bit.
08:55You okay?
08:56I'm okay.
08:56I'm trying to just navigate all this.
08:58This is a lot.
08:59There's just a lot of things going on.
09:00I'm moving.
09:01Pregnancy's on my mind.
09:02You've been a ghost.
09:03You think I'm not like a ghost?
09:05Ange, I've been texting.
09:06You don't even answer me back.
09:07Plus, lately I've been feeling a little weird.
09:09Like very tired.
09:10But maybe that's a normal feeling when you're carrying a child.
09:14I don't know.
09:14You want to mend things in your life.
09:17You want to fix your relationships with people.
09:20You don't want the negative hole to keep spiraling downward.
09:22No, I don't.
09:23You have become a bougie little shit.
09:26We've been together seven minutes.
09:27No balls in the face.
09:28Okay.
09:29Just a sausage.
09:30His videos are going to be blackmail for the rest of their lives.
09:33You're at the iconic Cheers Bar.
09:35Oh, baby!
09:38Paige, where have you been?
09:39Why aren't you here in Boston?
09:41I don't know if it's morning sickness or what.
09:43Is everything okay?
09:44No, not at all.
09:49Now, take me to the airport.
09:51What are you going to do in Boston?
09:52Have a show later in the week.
09:53And I'm going to meet the crew.
09:54Go to Fenway.
09:55Go to show them everything.
09:57Basically, show them my home.
09:58Oh, nice.
09:58Mm-hmm.
09:59Oh, no.
10:00What?
10:01My flight's delayed.
10:03What?
10:04Oh, great.
10:05Damn it.
10:06Are you serious?
10:06No, I'm going to miss Fenway.
10:08Oh, man.
10:09Come on.
10:17I know you're upset about what happened at the movie set.
10:20But who would ask somebody, like, if they're pregnant or not?
10:23Wait, Andrew, you're pregnant?
10:24Wow.
10:26Is that why you didn't go to Boston?
10:27Yeah.
10:28That's fucking absurd to me that, like, anyone would ever bring that up.
10:32Because it's like, girl, they're just asking because you've basically been implying that you could be pregnant multiple times.
10:38I mean, am I fucking other people?
10:40Yeah.
10:41Here's the other kicker.
10:42I bought sperm.
10:44So I have sperm sitting in a nitro tank.
10:47Oh, my God.
10:47So I have my pickings.
10:49Well, I was spotting.
10:50So I'm going to take a pregnancy test.
10:51I'm like...
10:52Oh, my God.
10:52Stop it.
10:53I don't know.
10:53I mean, come on now.
10:54To me, I'm like, this is an amazing thing in your life.
10:57You wanted it.
10:58It's all good.
10:59It's all positive vibes, no matter how it happened.
11:02Why not tell people?
11:03Is there anything going on that you're like, I just am...
11:06There's a lot of stuff going on, you know?
11:08And I just don't want to talk about it right now.
11:10I really don't want to talk about any of that right now.
11:13Stay tuned.
11:13Watch.
11:14Stay tuned.
11:15Stay tuned.
11:16Stay tuned.
11:17Watch.
11:25Ronnie, you see your boy on social media, man, throwing up 315, kid, for like six?
11:31Yeah, I know.
11:31I see you.
11:31Boy, kid.
11:32Mike can't go anywhere without talking about how he's benching 315.
11:36Let's all watch the 18th video of him doing the bench press.
11:39We got it the first time, okay?
11:41We don't need a weekly post of you doing six reps of 315.
11:44My morning routine is legendary.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Paulie just texted.
11:48My flight is delayed.
11:50Head to Fenway without me.
11:51Yep.
11:51You sound like a child.
11:52I'll meet up with you guys later.
11:53Learning to read.
11:55Wow.
11:56Shut up, Hick.
11:58It's fun making fun of Dina.
12:00I love getting under her skin.
12:02He's like, let's go get some corn dogs at Fenway.
12:04You've become a bougie little shit.
12:07Oh.
12:08That's a little bit of a leap, sweetie.
12:10Don't call me sweetie.
12:12Don't call me sweetie.
12:13It's Miami, sweetie.
12:14Don't call me sweetie.
12:16Okay, sweetie.
12:18Oh my God.
12:19Calm down, penis head.
12:21We've been together seven minutes.
12:23Anyway, let's go to Fenway Park.
12:24I hope they have fried pickles there.
12:26Are we going the right way?
12:27This is going up, no?
12:28523.
12:29It's going down on the right side though.
12:32That's what she said.
12:33Oh, there it is.
12:34The situation's right.
12:35Look, we're neighbors in the hotel too.
12:37Oh my God.
12:38We share a room kind of.
12:39Oh, cute.
12:41They gave us a little cookie.
12:44I hope I brought enough books.
12:47Michael?
12:48What's happening?
12:49Hey.
12:50Come on in.
12:50I just wanted to see if you brought the eggs that I asked you to bring.
12:54Yes.
12:55Yes, I did.
12:56Okay, perfect.
12:57I have a dozen right here.
12:59From Situation Farms.
13:00I'm getting eggs for Mike because I have a game that I want to do with the roomies.
13:05What did you need them for?
13:06Um, you guys talk about being healthy all the time and I just want to make sure I have
13:10a good egg while I'm here.
13:11I'm not going to tell Mike because I don't want him telling the boys and then the boys
13:14being like, I'm not doing it.
13:16So, they'll find out sooner or later.
13:19All right, I will see you in a little bit.
13:20Thank you for the eggs.
13:22Okay.
13:23You got the five hardcovers.
13:25Oh my God, my flask.
13:27Dana.
13:28Yeah?
13:29I feel like since we're going to probably be doing a lot of sightseeing, like going around
13:32the town, I want to make sure me and my meatball have our drinks.
13:35Hi.
13:37Look what I brought.
13:38So, yes, these look like hairbrushes.
13:40Okay.
13:41But they're not.
13:43What are they?
13:44Flask.
13:45Stop it.
13:46This is what I usually use at cheer comps and I always hide our drinks because they're
13:50not supposed to like carry drinks everywhere because it's a cheer competition.
13:53So, we're like pretending to brush our hair.
13:55Yeah.
13:56I mean, if I'm going to drink wine, I might as well have some nice hair while doing it.
13:59Do you want me to fill it up to the top?
14:01No.
14:02Yes.
14:03All right.
14:03Let's do it.
14:04We're going to Fenway Park.
14:05We're going to Fenway Park.
14:07Tina's going to be the corn dog.
14:10Mina's going to come for you.
14:11I can't wait.
14:12When she starts.
14:13I'm just like slowly, you know, poking the bear.
14:17He's hysterical.
14:18Go see a stand-up comedy, guys.
14:21It's breezy.
14:22I'm going to have to zip this bad boy up.
14:24You feel me?
14:24You're going to be freezing.
14:25You should have brought a jacket.
14:26Nah, I'm good.
14:27I am the jacket.
14:29Who dressed you today?
14:33I can't.
14:34Don't worry, guys.
14:35We won't stand out at all.
14:36Oh, my freaking God.
14:38Oh, my God.
14:41Good thing I brought the glasses.
14:47Why do you have 20 bucks?
14:49Well, listen, enough about me.
14:51Are you a street peddler?
14:51Enough about me.
14:52Big Daddy Stitch is bringing along his best-selling novel,
14:56and I'm giving the gift of the comeback to the Red Sox today.
14:59I'm giving the gift of...
15:01Chlamydia?
15:03Oh, look.
15:04We are here.
15:05Oh, there it is.
15:06The head sucks.
15:07Oh, my gosh.
15:08Look, Circus.
15:09Look, they're juggling.
15:10Woo!
15:11Look at those legs.
15:12Wow.
15:13All legs, baby.
15:14You guys here for the tour?
15:15Whoa.
15:15Yes.
15:16I feel like Fenway Park is definitely a staple in Boston,
15:19so the fact that we're, like, getting educated on it,
15:22and we have, like, our own tour guide, and it's private,
15:24I mean, this is pretty cool.
15:26Please follow me this way, all right?
15:27Wow.
15:27You guys have a whole performance.
15:29I never know when I'm gonna run into a fan,
15:31and that's when, you know, I have these books handy.
15:33All right, here you go.
15:34Whoa.
15:34You got a situation, Xavier?
15:36I appreciate that.
15:37You use that for, like, your firewood.
15:39Firewood?
15:41That bad boy's, like, five stars, man.
15:45I really wish I was in Boston,
15:50but, like, I have literal fears about traveling.
15:53That's a lot to think about when you're pregnant.
15:55Yeah.
15:55And Angelina, she didn't go either.
15:57She doesn't want to be around me, like,
15:58she doesn't want to tell anybody.
16:00I'm just stressing out, that's all.
16:01I know.
16:02But you're having a baby.
16:03You should be proud.
16:04It's a huge blessing to be a mom.
16:06I think Angel's just too in her head.
16:08I think she's scared of everybody's reactions,
16:10scared of being pregnant in general.
16:11I just think there's a lot going on.
16:13I think once she comes out and tells everybody
16:14she'll feel better anyways.
16:15Yeah, like, just come out and say it already.
16:18And on the other hand, I'm like,
16:19it's nice to have somebody going through it with me,
16:21I'm not gonna lie.
16:22Like, maybe this is our chance to bond a little bit.
16:25You and Ange.
16:26Who would have thought?
16:27Two peas and a pod.
16:28Oh, yeah.
16:29Your kids could hang out together.
16:30I don't know about that.
16:31Like, your kid's gonna be cursing and doing bad things,
16:33I said.
16:34So are ours.
16:36I don't know if my kid's gonna go out and hang out with yours.
16:39Let's go.
16:39Thank you for showing us around.
16:41Oh, no problem.
16:42This is awesome.
16:43Over here, all the magazines do our highlights.
16:45Oh, wow.
16:46Wow.
16:47Wow, there's a lot of history throughout these walls.
16:49Fenway Park is so historic.
16:51So welcome to a little museum inside of Fenway Park.
16:54It's like one of the oldest stadiums in the country.
16:57Oh, wow.
16:58Are we allowed to touch it?
16:59That's what she said.
17:00Oh, wow.
17:01My dad will love this.
17:02Yeah, this guy's from the Bronx.
17:03I mean, I'm a New York Yankee fan.
17:05I kind of feel like I'm betraying them a little bit.
17:07Let's get a World Series trophy photo.
17:09That looks awesome.
17:10Yes, thank you.
17:11This right here are the best seats in baseball, in my opinion.
17:14I recommend going to the first level.
17:16Best view from down there.
17:17Oh, I see my name.
17:19Oh, wow.
17:20Someone take a picture.
17:21J-Wow.
17:22Oh, my God, photo.
17:23I have to say Fenway Park went above and beyond.
17:25Wow, this is awesome.
17:27I want a video of mine.
17:28I'm just like, wow.
17:29I feel famous.
17:30That one says Jersey Shore family friendly.
17:32We made vacation.
17:33Oh, did I get that?
17:34Oh, wait.
17:35So, you know, I heard you like food.
17:37Yes.
17:37I got some tendies.
17:38Ready?
17:38Let's go.
17:40Now you're speaking my language.
17:42You had me at hello, okay?
17:44Like I said, I called in a favor.
17:45I got some stuff for you guys over here.
17:47Oh, wow.
17:47I was hoping that there was a tour of the concession stand.
17:51Oh, wow.
17:51Look at this.
17:52I feel like that's a rite of passage if you go to Fenway.
17:54You got to try the food.
17:55Let's see what we got here.
17:56Oh, he's trying everything.
17:57Tendies and Fenway.
17:58Let's go.
17:58If I had to describe the tendies in one word.
18:01Oh, wow.
18:02Okay.
18:03The infamous Fenway Frank.
18:07The Fenway Frank is on another level.
18:10Quality Frank.
18:11All right.
18:12We're going to wash it down with some popcorn.
18:14Hey, I would like some Fenway Franks, but you don't need the buns.
18:18Just like a...
18:18So there's a TikTok challenge going around where basically you're throwing hot dogs at someone's
18:23face and you have to catch it in their mouth in slow motion.
18:25What you got, Vinny?
18:27I wonder if we could do this TikTok.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:31I need to see this.
18:32You do it in slow motion.
18:33Oh, wow.
18:34No, I'm not doing it.
18:35I'll do it if Mike does it.
18:37I'm in if I'm in.
18:38If you film, I'll throw the hot dogs.
18:40All right, fine.
18:40I mean, honestly, this is not even a viral TikTok challenge.
18:43Come on, run.
18:44You got this.
18:44I used to be a pitcher in softball.
18:46Oh, great.
18:47His videos are going to be blackmail for the rest of their life.
18:50Here we go.
18:51Come on, run.
18:53You got this.
18:55Come on, run.
18:56You got this.
18:57Oh.
18:59All right.
18:59Mike's up.
19:03Come on.
19:04Get another one.
19:10I'm not in a sport, so I really don't know what this has to do with a fucking baseball.
19:15Three strikes and you're out.
19:17Oh.
19:22Oh.
19:26Oh.
19:28Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:31Oh.
19:32Oh.
19:33Oh.
19:34Oh.
19:34Oh, my God.
19:36Oh, my God.
19:37Oh, my God.
19:39Oh, my God.
19:44We're in Boston.
19:45All right, guys.
19:45Follow me down this way, please.
19:47Welcome to the warning track.
19:49Oh, how cool.
19:51We're in the historic Fenway Park.
19:53I'm definitely cheating on the Yankees.
19:55Being down on the field, seeing it from this perspective.
19:58It's beautiful.
19:59Is super dope.
20:00I need to take a video of this to show the boys.
20:01I threw out the first pitch at a Mets game recently, and that felt amazing.
20:06You're gonna do great, honey.
20:08I just love sports.
20:10And, like, honestly, what a great first Boston adventure.
20:13Xavier, did you see my recent post about I'm in the 315 club?
20:16This is this week's numbers, man.
20:17Damn.
20:18So that's 315.
20:19Is Mike showing this guy his workout videos right now?
20:22Here we go again.
20:23And then that's number five.
20:24Took a second break.
20:26And that's number six.
20:26Mike has something in his head.
20:29He has to say it 8,000 times to everybody.
20:32All right, guys, this is where I entered into the 315 club right here.
20:35Oh, God, no one cares.
20:36Did you see my recent post about I'm in the 315 club?
20:39Yeah.
20:40Numerous.
20:40You see your boy on social media, man, throwing up 315, kid?
20:44Yeah.
20:45Michael!
20:45We're fucking in the middle of Fenway Park, you idiot.
20:48Michael, enjoy the moment.
20:49I don't think this guy gives a shit about Mike's 315 club.
20:52Boy, that shit's heavy, right?
20:53He just wants to get this tour over with.
20:55We're over here throwing hot dogs at each other.
20:58I think he wants to go home.
21:00All right, so we have a manual scoreboard here at Fenway Park.
21:03It's actually people inside of the scoreboard.
21:05Can you make the score say 315?
21:07Oh, my God.
21:08Wow, this is cool.
21:10Welcome to Inside the Monster, you guys.
21:12All the players, first time coming to Fenway Park,
21:14they're actually coming here to sign on the wall.
21:16All these signatures are from current players, old players,
21:19the away teams, legends.
21:20Wow, this is cool.
21:21Piece of history, man.
21:22Very cool.
21:23Sharpie?
21:23We're all signing?
21:24This is cool.
21:25We're allowed to sign?
21:26I feel like that's like Katy Perry going to space.
21:29Literally.
21:30That's really good.
21:32Can you make the score say Jersey short?
21:33Of course.
21:34J-E-R.
21:35Oh, my gosh.
21:36This is so cool.
21:37Like, this will make such a good group photo.
21:39All right, we're starting Jersey right here.
21:41J.
21:42Yeah, that one.
21:44Good job.
21:45E.
21:46Yeah, we got it, sweetie.
21:48Shut up.
21:48J-E-R-E, right?
21:51Jersey.
21:51Listen.
21:52I've been drinking.
21:53When in Boston.
21:54When in Boston, right?
21:56When in Boston.
21:57Wait, stop.
21:58All of our hair's in it.
22:00So my brain isn't all there.
22:02It looks lopsided.
22:04That's what she said.
22:05All right, guys.
22:06Get out of here and look at it.
22:08Oh, wow.
22:10That looks cool.
22:10Very nice.
22:11That was a lot of work.
22:11Good job, Ben.
22:12Let's take a photo, guys.
22:13I can't believe this guy benches more than Mike.
22:16That looks amazing, guys.
22:18All right, we're going to go to the visiting team dugout.
22:21There's all the way teams sit.
22:23Is there a bar?
22:24So Aaron Judge, Derek Jeter, this is where they sat when they came to play against the Boston Red Sox.
22:30Wow.
22:30Very cool.
22:31Yeah, this is cool.
22:32Wait, Michael.
22:33What are you doing?
22:34I'm leaving signed books for the players.
22:37Oh, my God.
22:38I said no one's going to pick up your books.
22:41What?
22:41No!
22:43We're going to leave little Easter eggs so that when they get it, they have the gift of the
22:47comeback.
22:47Boston, you're welcome.
22:49We're leaving.
22:49Let's go, Michael.
22:50All right, guys.
22:50This is the end of the tour.
22:52You're the greatest tour guide ever.
22:54Where should we go to keep these vibes going?
22:56I highly recommend Cheers.
22:58Cheers?
22:58Cheers.
23:00Like the Cheers?
23:01Oh, my God.
23:02I grew up to Cheers because my dad is a super Cheers fan.
23:05So, I am so excited to keep this, like, iconic Boston day going.
23:09Don't worry.
23:10I have the transportation covered.
23:11Just follow me.
23:12Okay, let's go.
23:13Oh, my God.
23:14I didn't like that thing.
23:15All right, let's go.
23:16You Vinny?
23:17Hey.
23:18Hi, Jennifer.
23:19Boston Jen.
23:19Nice to meet you.
23:20How are you?
23:21Are these your schmuck friends here?
23:23So, looking up things to do in Boston, I come across the schmuck truck.
23:27A schmuck toy.
23:28Come on.
23:28Let's go.
23:29Get the schmuck on the schmuck and truck.
23:33She seems fun.
23:33A bunch of schmucks.
23:34Schmuck is kind of like an idiot.
23:36It's kind of like a chooch.
23:37Hey.
23:38This is adorable.
23:39This is cute.
23:40Mike blends in with the seeds.
23:42If it's anything like I'm envisioning, we're going to fit right in.
23:45All right.
23:45Let's go, schmucks.
23:46Book it, Allie.
23:47Easy on the bumps.
23:49That's what they used to say to Mike.
23:50Oh!
23:52Chup!
23:52Chup!
23:53Chup!
23:54Chup!
23:54Chup!
23:54Chup!
23:57What's up, Boston?
23:59I am here.
24:00It means a lot to me to come back to Boston.
24:01I'm out of Boston this time of year.
24:04Being from Rhode Island, we would always come to Boston to go out.
24:06I would DJ in Boston.
24:07It feels like home.
24:08Yeah.
24:09But...
24:10Let me see where these roommates are at.
24:12I don't need a hero, baby.
24:15Don't need to come and say that I'm just fine out here on my own.
24:22Bitch, where have you been?
24:23Are you okay?
24:24Why aren't you here in Boston?
24:26I need my dirty stay out.
24:28Tell me that.
24:29I wish I could have been in Boston, but, like, I just don't want to be questioned.
24:33And I don't really know if I'm ready to open up about this yet.
24:37I'm...
24:37It just happened.
24:39I'm not, like, so far along.
24:40Like, you don't tell people you're pregnant until you're over that hump.
24:43Come on.
24:43Let's take a nap, okay?
24:45I don't feel that good.
24:46And being pregnant, it's hard as fuck.
24:48And being sick and everything.
24:50Overall, I feel like shit.
24:52I feel so bad.
24:53I can't get back to all these people, but I just don't feel good right now.
24:56I can't talk.
25:08So here we are on our lovely way to the Cheers box.
25:11I love it.
25:11That show is iconic.
25:13It's where everybody calls your name.
25:15Everybody knows your name.
25:18Or no.
25:19It's where everybody knows your name.
25:20Goodness gracious.
25:22All right.
25:23Listen, everybody.
25:23You're at the iconic Cheers bar.
25:26This is where everybody knows your name.
25:28Okay?
25:29So let's go to the Cheers bar.
25:33I love her so much.
25:35That is awesome.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Take us everywhere.
25:38All right.
25:38Downstairs, schmucks.
25:39Go eat.
25:40Thanks, schmuck.
25:41I'll be here.
25:42The fucking Cheers bar.
25:43Is this where everybody knows your name?
25:45Oh, it's very 90s.
25:46Oh, cheers.
25:48Are we sitting at the bar?
25:49Oh, my God!
25:49I love sitting at the bar.
25:51Oh, my God.
25:52This is so cool.
25:53It's like the set of Cheers.
25:56How cute is this?
25:57I love a bar.
25:58I feel like I'm at home here.
26:00Cheers.
26:00Cheers.
26:01Cheers and Cheers.
26:04Paulie's FaceTiming me.
26:05Yo.
26:06I just got to Boston.
26:07Where you guys at?
26:08We're at the Cheers bar.
26:09Yo, soft here.
26:10Yeah, but where am I going to park the car?
26:12Uh, just park the car inside.
26:13Bye.
26:14I'm on my way.
26:14All right, bye.
26:15Hey, guys.
26:16On the show Cheers, when Norm would walk in, everybody would greet him and say, Norm!
26:22So when Paulie D walks in, we're going to yell, Paulie D!
26:25We're going to pretend like we are on the set of Cheers.
26:28All right, you guys ready?
26:30I'm ready.
26:30What's coming?
26:34Hey!
26:36Hey!
26:37Hey!
26:38Hey!
26:38Hey!
26:39Hey!
26:42What are you guys doing in Boston?
26:44Hanging out.
26:45So how was Fenway?
26:46You would have loved it.
26:47Oh, nice.
26:48You know, this is like my neck of the woods, right?
26:49The Cheers bar?
26:50Yeah.
26:52Isn't that weird because we're like a show within a show?
26:55It's like Black Mirror.
26:56It's crazy.
26:56Cool.
27:02Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
27:07Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.
27:13Wouldn't you like to get away?
27:18Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.
27:26And they're always glad you came.
27:30You want to be where you can see the troubles are all the same.
27:35You want to be where everybody knows your name.
27:40You want to go where people know people are all the same.
27:44You want to go where everybody knows your name.
27:54That was beautiful!
27:56Good job!
27:57A little more for safety.
27:59Wait.
28:00Here, take this.
28:01The roomies are all here now.
28:03I feel like it's the perfect time to kind of reveal my egg game that I want to do with
28:08the roomies.
28:09I asked Mike to bring some eggs to Boston.
28:12Those are farm fresh eggs.
28:14Yeah.
28:14Okay.
28:15The yolk is the yolkest.
28:17Mmm.
28:17Okay.
28:17I'm giving you guys a competition.
28:21Everybody is going to get an egg and whoever doesn't crack the egg the longest wins.
28:25Can't we just go someplace and enjoy it?
28:27Why's it always got to be something?
28:29We have to take care of it for the next three days.
28:31Wow.
28:32I just thought it would be funny to see who could take care of their eggs the best.
28:35I ain't trying to hold no eggs for the whole trip, right?
28:37I have $500 here.
28:38I am going to give an award.
28:40I have $500 for the winner.
28:43I feel like it'll give them a little more oomph to be involved.
28:46What if three of us don't crack the egg?
28:48And then we just got to split the $500.
28:49That's like $5.
28:50But I'm like, you know what?
28:51It doesn't matter.
28:52I'm going to win.
28:53Basically, they're your kid.
28:54I left my kids to be a degenerate.
28:57Give me my child.
28:58Now I got to be responsible for a goddamn egg.
29:00Does anybody else want an egg?
29:02You do?
29:03Oh my God, Vinny wants an egg.
29:05Hey, it's not a stupid t-shirt.
29:07You can do whatever you want to make your egg last.
29:10They're not hard boiled, so you have to be careful.
29:13Yes.
29:14Big Daddy Cinch is a chicken tender.
29:17I take care of eggs all day long.
29:20We got a situation.
29:24This is liquid gold right here.
29:25This is going to be the easiest $500 that I've ever won.
29:28I'm putting rims on mine.
29:30Oh, shit.
29:30Also, if you want to make a face, I have little clothes and I have a hat.
29:33Oh, give me one of them mouths, man.
29:35Look at me.
29:35This is me in pictures.
29:36Yes, all the time.
29:38Oh, she's fabulous.
29:39Look at me, man.
29:40Ooh, nice.
29:41Look at my egg in the hat.
29:43Mine's got my mouth.
29:43Yes.
29:45All right, we have to name them.
29:46This is Ashley.
29:48Hi, Frankie.
29:49Oh, Vinny, yours looks like you.
29:51Yo's got pink eye.
29:53Oh, this is Katie.
29:54She's at Coachella.
29:55Oh, nice.
29:56Um, this is Stefano.
29:58Stefano.
29:58He's a supercar enthusiast.
30:00Nice.
30:01Nice.
30:01Mine is named Sev.
30:02He likes sneakers.
30:03He's into fashion.
30:05And he doesn't like skinny women.
30:08We're not just making an egg.
30:10We're making a member of the family.
30:13This is Frankie.
30:14He doesn't like rude people.
30:18Like, they have a back story.
30:20They have history.
30:21This is Esteban.
30:22Why is that so far apart?
30:23Esteban went to prison for financial crimes.
30:28Esteban is a little cockeyed.
30:30He's really good at bocce ball and scrabble.
30:31And loves Spanish rice.
30:33This is Chelsea.
30:34She's my Long Island queen.
30:36She's living her best life.
30:38Wow, look at you guys.
30:39I'm so impressed.
30:41Everybody is so into it.
30:43I knew they would come around.
30:44I knew it.
30:46Whoa, I almost just dropped it.
30:48I can't believe no one cracked the egg yet.
30:49Yeah, we have to make bets.
30:51Who's going to ruin their egg first?
30:53And who's going to ruin their egg the last?
30:55The last is probably Dina.
30:57Yeah, Dina's going to take it home.
30:58Listen, I'm a mom, so like,
31:00I think I have this one in the bag.
31:02I want to make Ashley look pretty.
31:04Oh!
31:05You!
31:06Ow.
31:07Oh, my God.
31:09Oh!
31:10Oh!
31:10Dina!
31:12Oh!
31:12Meatball down!
31:14Oh!
31:15You lost 500.
31:16This is your game.
31:17What just happened?
31:18Jesus.
31:19No, he cracked.
31:20That doesn't count.
31:21RIP Ashley.
31:29Well, Ashley's dead.
31:32I don't know if it's morning sickness or what, but being that Sammy is the only one that knows my
31:36secret.
31:36Is everything okay?
31:37No, not at all.
31:39She's definitely the one I'm going to lean on here.
31:40All right, I'll see you in a little.
31:41All right, I'll see you in a little.
31:44Let's go.
31:45Let's go.
31:46Party don't start till I walk in.
31:48I took the valet, no parking.
31:50You lost 500.
31:51This is your game.
31:52What just happened?
31:53I'm just going to make a new egg.
31:55No way.
31:56Why do you still have an egg?
31:57This is your game.
31:58It's going to take a couple days for this L to sink in for dinner.
32:02She seems okay.
32:03Screw it.
32:04I make the rules.
32:05I made this competition.
32:07I'm making a second Ashley.
32:09I just want an egg.
32:10So what else is going on?
32:11Ronnie has a German girlfriend.
32:13Really?
32:14Yep.
32:14Good for you, man.
32:15Let's meet Ronnie's girlfriend.
32:18I'm like, oh, here we go.
32:19Thank you, Vin.
32:20You want to show us a picture?
32:21You want to show her a picture?
32:22Oh my God.
32:23I've been begging to see Ron's girlfriend.
32:25You were supposed to show me a picture.
32:27I'm going to go.
32:28Can I see a picture?
32:29You said that last time.
32:31I know, show you later.
32:31Like, bitch, just show me your girlfriend.
32:33Like, what do you think I'm going to do?
32:34Stalk her?
32:35Ooh, Ronnie's in a relationship.
32:36Hold on.
32:38I definitely want my girlfriend to meet all the roomies.
32:40But we both agreed that we would definitely take things slow.
32:44And I think by doing that, we built something that I never had with my significant other,
32:48which is a healthy relationship.
32:49So what else?
32:50Angelina's not here because she's pregnant.
32:52Yes?
32:53Yeah.
32:53Are you the father?
32:54I know I heard that rumor.
32:56I didn't want to ask it.
32:57Didn't show up.
32:57No call, no nothing.
32:58No call, no show.
32:59No one mentioned anything.
33:01She must be pregnant.
33:02She must be.
33:03Well, damn.
33:03I don't know what's going on with Angelina.
33:06What?
33:06If she's pregnant, who's the father?
33:08Ronnie has a German girlfriend.
33:10Angelina's pregnant.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:12Bunch of wieners to the face.
33:14That's all that happened today.
33:16All right.
33:16So the usual.
33:18Tuesday.
33:19Guys, don't worry.
33:19It'd be great.
33:20It's a career suicide.
33:21You'll love it.
33:23What a good time.
33:24Shall we?
33:25Oh, we're going?
33:26Let's go.
33:26Bye, guys.
33:27Bye, thank you.
33:28Bye, thank you.
33:29Everybody make sure you have your egg.
33:31Mine's in my titties.
33:31Oh, I'm going through the back.
33:33That's what she said.
33:34Hey, Jen.
33:35Oh, it's my new bestie, Jen.
33:37I like the schmuck truck.
33:38Do you?
33:38I love it.
33:39I'm a fan.
33:40Mike, where's your egg?
33:42Oh, it's going to break in your pocket.
33:44Vinny, where's your egg?
33:45I got it, right here.
33:46My eggs are on the inside.
33:48I never thought that I would ever be taking an egg home from the bar.
33:52That's a first for me.
33:54Ron, can you show me now?
33:56Why are you so secretive?
33:57Was she in the fucking CIA?
33:58I don't understand.
34:00They're not letting up about my girlfriend, so here, look.
34:03I want to see.
34:06Do we know she's faithful and a good girl?
34:08Yeah.
34:09How do you know?
34:09Because I've been talking to her for a year, and I've been making sure.
34:12Ronny, let me see, brother.
34:14Oh, she's pretty.
34:15Oh, this is Ronny's type.
34:16Yeah, she's your type.
34:17She's a good person.
34:18Good for you, man.
34:19She's good to me.
34:20She takes care of me.
34:21She's good with the baby.
34:23Yeah, she's really good with Ariana.
34:24I need to meet.
34:25Yeah, one day we will.
34:27I think that when they do meet her, they're going to love her.
34:29Let me see.
34:29Let me see.
34:30Be careful.
34:31He's going to slide in the DM.
34:33I'm already subscribed, you idiot.
34:35I've been taking it slow with her.
34:37Good for you, Ron.
34:38You're going to like her.
34:39Yeah.
34:39We're happy for you.
34:40We just want him happy.
34:41Well, I am.
34:41I am.
34:42I'm just hoping it works out for Ron, because he does deserve, like, a good girl, and like,
34:46to be in love, and just to have, like, a stable relationship.
34:48So I hope this one works out.
34:50Here we are.
34:52All right.
34:53Up in the back, please.
34:54That's what she said.
34:55See you schmucks later.
34:56See you.
34:56Hi, Jen.
34:57I'm sure we'll see you tomorrow.
34:58Oh, yeah.
34:59Jen, I'll text you tomorrow, okay?
35:00All right, Vinny.
35:01Don't go too far.
35:02I won't go too far.
35:04Woo!
35:04Welcome home, Pauly.
35:05Good night.
35:05Good night, Boston.
35:07Good night, Boston.
35:09What happens in Boston stays in Boston.
35:11Unless you're Mike with a hot dog.
35:13I can't.
35:14I'm putting my egg to bed.
35:15I got to put Sam to sleep.
35:17I know.
35:17You're choking.
35:18Good night, guys.
35:20Good night.
35:20Mike, don't snore.
35:22Oh, my God.
35:23I need to not drink anymore.
35:26I just hit my stuff in the head.
35:28All right, Ash.
35:29I'm going to get you settled.
35:31I'll sleep right here.
35:32I'm supposed to.
35:34Ooh, yep.
35:35Lock it into place.
35:36You feel me?
35:37Trying to get that 500, man.
35:39Don't move.
35:40All right, my guy.
35:42It's kind of creepy if you look at me while I'm sleeping.
35:43Look over there.
35:45All right.
35:46All right.
35:47Good night, Frankie.
35:50We're going to bed.
35:51Overall, first day in Boston.
35:53Freaking loved it.
35:54So much fun.
35:55Now, I'm just glad that Kitty is safe and sound in my room.
35:58Kitty is fine.
35:59Kitty, you are fine.
36:01I have three children.
36:02You're not going to die.
36:04Gina fucking killed her child right away.
36:06So, just saying.
36:08I'm hoping that my egg survives this Boston trip.
36:11But, you know.
36:12Well, if it dies, it dies.
36:13Whatever.
36:15Good night.
36:16C'est la vie.
36:31I don't know what's going on with my body.
36:33It's like fucking not feeling good.
36:36I felt like utter shit last night and into the morning.
36:39I don't know if it's stress, but the pregnancy's on my mind.
36:41And this is making me nervous.
36:44Hey.
36:45Hey.
36:46How's it going?
36:48You know, feeling a little weird.
36:50Really?
36:51Is everything okay?
36:52No, not at all.
36:54I'm not actually far from you.
36:56I want to just ask you what you think, your opinion on stuff.
36:58Yeah, why don't you stop moving?
37:00Okay.
37:00All right.
37:01I'll see you in a little.
37:01All right.
37:02See you in a little.
37:02Bye.
37:02Bye.
37:03Bye-bye.
37:04I don't know if it's morning sickness or what, but being that Sammy is the only one that knows
37:08what I'm going through, she knows my secret, she's definitely the one I'm going to lean
37:14on here.
37:21Jesus.
37:27Welcome to Tender Town!
37:29Oh, wow.
37:30I'm pretty sure I can make a horror movie out of this.
37:32We got the keys to the city, baby.
37:34Tina's like, when I want to be healthy, I eat one biscuit.
37:36Leave her alone.
37:37I'm not taking any more of this nonsense.
37:39You fucking little ass.
37:41Oh, you little ass.
37:42You think something's wrong?
37:43I don't know.
37:44Go to the ER.
37:45No.
37:55Nothing.
38:13Go to the eternal world.
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