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New Zealand Spy S01E03-4
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00:28The End
00:29Father, or I have sinned.
00:32Forgive me, madam, for so have I.
00:35Who are you?
00:36I have information.
00:38Pray tell.
00:39Hold on to your seat, darling.
00:41And if you're wearing a hat, I might suggest you hold on to that too.
00:45I'm ready.
00:48Yesterday's explosion was the doing of an Australian assassin.
00:51Yes.
00:58Is that it?
00:59You knew that?
01:00Yeah, I knew that.
01:02Well...
01:02So that is it?
01:04Obviously not.
01:05Okay.
01:07There's a, um...
01:09There's a man.
01:10Yeah?
01:12No, that's actually all I've got.
01:14I was just...
01:14You were going to just make something up?
01:15Yeah.
01:16Yeah, for God's sake.
01:19Lovely to meet you.
01:23Forgive me, Father.
01:24I've done something really disgusting.
01:26I'm not a priest.
01:27I'm not a priest.
01:28I'm not a priest.
01:34So I ran!
01:42Michael.
01:44Michael!
01:44Where am I?
01:45You're in the hospital again.
01:47Oh, man.
01:47I've got to stop getting in the hospital.
01:49You've got to stop getting in the hospital.
01:50My mission to hospital ratio is terrible.
01:52It was 100%.
01:53Two hospitalizations, two missions.
01:56Suaran?
01:57Dead.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:00Why'd they kill him?
02:01We don't know.
02:02But, uh, I want you to take a break.
02:04Go someplace and recuperate.
02:06I'd like to bring Magnus to justice.
02:08Sue said he's left the athlete's village.
02:09I put a tracker in his backpack.
02:10It only works for half a mile.
02:11He could be in Canberra by now, Michael.
02:13It's time for you to take a break.
02:15Fly fishing.
02:16I don't know.
02:17I don't know what you young people do.
02:24Actually, I have always wanted to go to...
03:22I don't know what you're doing.
03:22I don't know what you're doing.
03:59Great day for you.
04:00Great day for what?
04:01Espionage.
04:02In the park.
04:03What have you got for me?
04:05I expect you're wondering why I brought you down here.
04:07Well, I assume it's because you've got some information.
04:09I have some information.
04:09Yeah, well, it better be good this time.
04:11Uh-huh.
04:12The head of the Australian Intelligence Service is a man named...
04:16Dennis Green.
04:16Dennis Green, yes.
04:18And it may interest you to know that he's currently in New Zealand.
04:22We know that.
04:22Uh-huh.
04:24He is staying at the home of a millionaire by the name of Norman White.
04:28We know that.
04:29Down in Queenstown.
04:31We know that.
04:32Uh-huh.
04:33He may have ordered the hit on the Indian foreign minister.
04:36He did.
04:39Yeah.
04:39You better keep talking, I swear to God.
04:43Hello.
04:44Hello.
04:45Don't, don't, that's unprofessional.
04:48I walked for 20 minutes, then I caught two buses,
04:50then I walked for another 10 minutes
04:51to come here for you to once again tell me something
04:54I very much already know.
04:56Can I have my paper back, please?
04:57No.
04:58Can I have my paper back, please?
04:59Why do you even need a newspaper?
05:00I don't like people looking at me.
05:01Why not?
05:02Because I'm a spy!
05:02Talking you, I'm a spy in the middle of a park!
05:05Well, don't take my newspaper, I was reading that!
05:08What were you reading?
05:10Current events.
05:11Ugh.
05:12Don't contact me again until you have something
05:14I don't already know!
05:16Ah, you ripped it!
05:25What did that guy just get?
05:26That's the wine tasting board.
05:28Could I please get that, but with apple juice?
05:31We only have one type of apple juice.
05:32I don't mind.
05:33So, just to clarify, you want six glasses of apple juice?
05:36On the piece of wood.
05:37And it's all the same type of apple juice?
05:38Mm.
05:39Okay.
05:41Can I ask you something?
05:43Sure.
05:44What was that plane spraying on the grapes?
05:46We don't have any planes.
05:48You don't use planes?
05:49Never.
05:51I have two questions.
05:53One, where is the nearest airfield?
05:55Two, can I get these last bad boys to go?
06:10No one, where is the rats?
06:13No, shouldn't we be.
06:20I have fourInt pleased.
06:23I have five Vaas!
06:30Maybe the eyes are so incredibly classified...
06:31Killed with encourage Downs!
06:32I mean why would anyone hear it?quency,
06:34do a tiny little python? I don't
06:35mind taking advantage. Are you in
06:36a mansion? Oh! What's
06:38this a
06:38giant leap?
08:37No, neither.
08:39Neither.
08:40It's just...
08:42It's just funny.
08:48It tastes like an apple.
08:52It tastes like an angel.
08:54An angel.
08:55Who is that?
08:57No, an angel.
08:58Yeah, I don't know who that is.
09:01Come.
09:01I want to try something.
09:04Okay.
09:07Okay, so I will be playing the role of an extremely wealthy woman.
09:12And you will be playing the role of my young, lowly pool boy.
09:18Okay.
09:19Okay, go out and knock on the door.
09:28Who is it?
09:30It's the pool boy.
09:32Please do come in, young man.
09:39Hello.
09:43Are you okay?
09:44No, I am extremely old and sick.
09:49I don't know about this.
09:51What?
09:51You're not attracted to me because I'm old and sick?
09:54I really don't feel that good.
09:56You don't feel good?
09:58I'm on death's freaking door.
10:06This is getting silly.
10:07I know.
10:08I can't keep flying around the country doing hospital visits.
10:11I'm sorry, sir.
10:12I spoke to the doctor.
10:13He seems to think you've swallowed quite a bit of glyphosate.
10:16What is that?
10:17Apple juice?
10:18It's a very potent herbicide.
10:19From apple juice?
10:20No.
10:21Did you drink some apple juice?
10:22Oh, yeah.
10:24Well, it's not from apple juice.
10:25It's used to kill plants.
10:26Why would someone want to kill plants?
10:28They're so innocent.
10:29Did you consume any products that might have been used to kill plants?
10:33Not that I know of.
10:35Unless it was the white powder that Magnus' plane was dropping on all the grapevines.
10:40Well, yeah.
10:40It will definitely be that.
10:41I don't know what that was, but that burn might throw something crazy.
10:45It might have been that.
10:46Yeah.
10:46It was definitely that.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Possibly.
10:49Definitely.
10:49Maybe.
10:50Definitely.
10:51It was definitely that.
10:59Right.
11:00Whatever information you're about to tell me, I swear to God, if it is something that I
11:06already know, I'm going to grab that painting off the wall and smack it down on your head
11:09so hard that you'll get stuck in there like a damn loony toon.
11:12Is that clear?
11:13Yep.
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:14Great.
11:14What have you got for me?
11:18Norman White, the millionaire who's chummy with the Australian intelligence service.
11:23Mm-hmm.
11:23Well, his birthday is the 24th of October.
11:35Did you know that?
11:36No.
11:37No?
11:38Really?
11:38Technically, I did not know that.
11:41We're in.
11:42He's done it.
11:42Fantastic.
11:43But that said, in what world would we need to know that?
11:47In this world.
11:49That's a special day.
11:50The 24th of October.
11:51It's useless information.
11:52You didn't say it had to be useful information.
11:54You said it had to be information that we didn't already know.
11:56Mm-hmm.
11:58I guess I did.
11:59I'm absolutely buzzing.
12:00I'm absolutely buzzing.
12:01Is this a date?
12:02What?
12:03Hmm?
12:04This.
12:05Is this a date?
12:05No.
12:05But they aren't a gallery?
12:06No.
12:07No.
12:09You could have told people it was a date?
12:10No, people did not.
12:30Top of the morning.
12:33Oh, my gosh.
12:34Sorry.
12:34That's okay.
12:35I didn't feel like it anyway.
12:37Send him through immediately.
12:38Don't let him flirt with you.
12:40I'm not flirting with her.
12:41I'm not flirting with you.
12:42He can't hear you unless I press the button.
12:44Oh.
12:44Would you like me to press it?
12:46Yes, please.
12:49Hello?
12:50What are you doing?
12:52Come in.
12:54Okay.
12:58Oh, wait.
12:58Before you go, I just wanted to say something.
13:02The other day, the other day, the other day, you asked if I wanted to go to the movies with
13:04you, and I said that I couldn't because I had a boyfriend.
13:08Well, he actually broke up with me, so I'm now available to go to the movies with you.
13:16Oh.
13:17You don't want to anymore?
13:18Oh, no.
13:19It's definitely not that.
13:20It's just that there is this woman.
13:22You have a girlfriend.
13:23She said I was like an apple.
13:25It's okay.
13:25She's not like...
13:26He should probably go in.
13:28Michael!
13:30I should go in.
13:34Firstly, congratulations to Madison for winning the bronze medal.
13:38Yeah.
13:39He didn't actually help with the mission, but we're all very proud of him.
13:42Now, down to business.
13:44The Australians are poisoning our grapes.
13:46What?
13:47I know.
13:48First of all, they killed the Indian foreign minister, and now they're killing our grapes.
13:52Why?
13:53That's exactly what we need to find out.
13:54I have my man Mark on the line.
13:56He works for the New Zealand Environmental Agency.
13:59I'm going to bring him up on the picture phone.
14:02Mark.
14:07What is this?
14:08Picture phone.
14:09Sorry, what's supposed to happen?
14:10Well, it's a picture phone.
14:11Yeah.
14:12It's like a phone with a picture.
14:14Picture phone.
14:14Okay.
14:15Picture.
14:15Picture of what?
14:16Well, the picture of the person you're talking to.
14:17In this instance, it's Mark.
14:19I can't see anything.
14:20No.
14:21Oh, it has a camera.
14:22On the top.
14:23Oh.
14:24So Mark has a picture phone.
14:25Well, how is that relevant?
14:26Well, for us to get the picture, surely Mark would have to have a camera in his telephone.
14:30That's a good point.
14:32Mark.
14:33Yeah.
14:34Do you have a picture phone?
14:37Oh.
14:38He doesn't have a picture phone.
14:39Oh.
14:40Mark, can you tell me what you just told me before when I asked you who was the main importer
14:44of glyphosate to New Zealand?
14:47Norman White.
14:49Thank you, Mark.
14:50That's all I need to know.
14:52Well, I went to high school with him.
14:54Yeah.
14:56Figure skating.
14:57Oh, God.
14:58That's sad.
14:59Yeah.
15:00No, well, pass on my regards to the...
15:03Yeah.
15:03No, okay.
15:03Well, I've got to go.
15:04I've got everyone here in the meeting, but yeah.
15:07Okay, well, are you going to stop talking, Mark?
15:09Yeah.
15:10Can you shut up?
15:12Can you shut up, please?
15:14Mark, I've got to go.
15:16Do you mind shutting up, Mark?
15:18Just hang up.
15:20Thank you, Sue.
15:21That's a very good idea.
15:22Now, where were we?
15:23Norman White.
15:24Of White's Agricultural Supplies fame.
15:26Third richest man in New Zealand.
15:28We went to his house in Queenstown.
15:29Exactly.
15:29He's a Scorpio.
15:32My sources tell me.
15:33He also has a warehouse in the Bay of Islands.
15:35I want you to take a look.
15:37Tonight.
15:40No one told me you were coming down here, so I haven't prepared much.
15:46Did manage to whip these up.
15:50Jeans.
15:51Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at an incredibly durable pant.
15:57Stylish.
15:58Versatile.
15:59Comfortable.
16:00Jeans.
16:00They're timeless.
16:02Do they do anything?
16:03I'll tell you what they won't do, is get a rip.
16:05And if they do, that's kind of cool now.
16:07Ripped jeans.
16:08I can picture you in a ripped jeans, just sort of a don't-care attitude.
16:12Yeah, not taking life too seriously.
16:14So they're just regular jeans?
16:15I've been busy.
16:16I won't make his special watch.
16:18How did it go, by the way?
16:19It was good.
16:20He loved it.
16:21I'm wearing jeans.
16:22Can I just point that out?
16:23Why would I need those jeans?
16:24I didn't know that.
16:24I didn't look at your legs.
16:26I only look at a woman's head.
16:28What about this?
16:29That's just a tranquilizer going on.
16:30Well, we'll take that.
16:31What for?
16:32To tranquilize.
16:34Probably.
16:34It's only got one dart.
16:36That, my friend, is all we'll need.
16:41At 2200 hours, aka 10pm tonight, two of us will approach the warehouse from the water
16:47in a kayak.
16:48Our getaway vehicle will be here.
16:50A third person will approach around the back, on foot, through the woods.
16:54Any volunteers?
16:55I will.
16:56Really?
16:57A nice walk through the woods actually sounds kind of good.
17:02This is not a nice walk through the woods.
17:06I never said nice.
17:08She never said nice.
17:10Shut up, Michael.
17:11This isn't even the woods.
17:12This is thorny bush.
17:38What the hell?
17:55We're in.
17:55I'm in, too.
17:57I said we're.
17:57Sorry, I forgot.
17:59I'm we're.
18:00We're, we're.
18:01That's right.
18:02Let's put up.
18:18Going inside.
18:19Get down!
18:20Don't do all the snooping without me.
18:34The Abel Tasman National Park.
18:46What brings a British spy to New Zealand?
18:49The World Unity Games.
18:51But I'm leaving for London tomorrow.
18:53Are you?
18:54Yes.
18:55What'd you tell the New Zealanders?
18:57Told them I thought the bomb was probably you guys.
18:59Hm.
19:00I think they knew that.
19:01Told them that Norman White's birthday was the 24th of October.
19:05That doesn't seem relevant at all.
19:08Well, it's his special day, so that's a bit disrespectful.
19:10What else?
19:11Told them that you were staying with Norman White in Queenstown.
19:15Just that.
19:15What do you mean, just that?
19:16That's three good bits of info.
19:18It's nothing.
19:18That is not nothing.
19:20That's good stuff, that is.
19:21You can go.
19:22I'm tying.
19:23You're just going to let me go, just like that?
19:25You're harmless.
19:25It's...
19:26I'm not harmless.
19:27Excuse me.
19:29Harmful.
19:30What a bloody harm.
19:31No way.
19:31You know what?
19:32There is a world where I punch you and shoot you.
19:36It's not funny.
19:38Unbelievable.
19:41Unbelievable.
19:44Unbelievable.
19:53The office is locked.
19:54I'm locked in a frickin' prison of trees!
19:59Ow!
19:59Zero, zero, zero, zero, enter.
20:07The 24th of October.
20:11Two, four, one, zero, enter.
20:16You son of a gun.
20:17You did it.
20:24We've got company.
21:05Sir, sorry to interrupt.
21:08Please don't shoot the messenger, but there's been a break-in' at Norman White's warehouse in Russell.
21:21Don't tell me what to do.
21:29We've got company.
21:35Party's over.
21:41Sorry.
21:43I had a guy.
21:46Party's over.
21:47I literally just hit that.
21:48Yeah, and I thought it was cool.
21:50Party's over.
22:06White!
22:07Look right there!
22:08White!
22:10Get the jeep!
22:23Look out.
22:26Get in.
22:32It's locked.
22:36Come on.
22:57Hold on, man.
22:58I'm trying.
22:59His body is all slippery.
23:00I'm hot and I need cheese.
23:01Hold on, man.
23:02I just want to be in.
23:07They're getting closer.
23:09I think I'm glad.
23:10I think it just might be crazy enough to work.
23:12Haven't set the plan yet?
23:13Yeah, I'm just predicting that the plan is going to be good, but also crazy.
23:18Right, yes.
23:18Thank you for having faith in the plan.
23:19I would like to hear the plan before I share my opinion on the plan.
23:22Grab that can of paint from the booth.
23:24We're going to get this thing driving itself.
23:40Plan was good.
23:42The plan was good.
23:43We better get moving, though.
23:45That car's going to crash out of the news road.
24:03Where's Isabel?
24:04She's gone to Auckland.
24:07Forever?
24:08No, no.
24:08Just for four days.
24:10Here we go.
24:11Open the dossier.
24:14Last night, Sue snapped some documents.
24:18And one name kept coming up.
24:20Jim Marshall.
24:21He's a politician, leader slash only member of the Unite Party.
24:25Tomorrow morning on the 10.30 train from Wellington to Auckland,
24:28Jim Marshall is planning to meet Dennis Green.
24:29Next photo.
24:30As we know, Dennis is the head of the AIS, which stands for?
24:34Australian.
24:35The A stands for Australian.
24:37Australian Intelligence Service.
24:39Nice one, Sue.
24:40Jim is a trader.
24:43He's agreed to sell Dennis classified New Zealand documents.
24:46Those documents are classified.
24:48We need to find out what those documents are.
24:53Whoa.
24:55Awesome.
24:56Yeah.
24:57Why was it under the sheet?
24:58Just a little bit of showmanship.
25:00I really like it.
25:01Now, there are six carriages on the train.
25:03Jim Marshall is travelling at the front of the train.
25:05Carriage one.
25:06Dennis Green is travelling at the back of the train.
25:08Carriage six.
25:09At midday, they plan to meet in the dining car.
25:11Carriage four.
25:12You will be travelling in carriage three.
25:15Upon departure, you will convert the carriage into a fake dining carriage.
25:19At midday, Dennis Green will move through to the real dining car.
25:23At the same time, Jim Marshall will come back and hit carriage three.
25:27And think it's the real dining carriage.
25:29Exactly.
25:30Where, Anderson, you will be waiting, pretending to be Dennis Green.
25:33And you'll inset the documents from Jim Marshall.
25:36Simultaneously, Michael, you'll be disguised as Jim Marshall.
25:39You'll make your way back to the real dining car, meet the real Dennis Green, and give him fake documents.
25:44And what am I doing?
25:45You will be the waiter in the fake dining carriage.
25:54No, I do not accept.
25:55What?
25:56What do you mean, what?
25:57I always get the worst frickin' jobs.
25:59Oh, here we go.
26:00In Queenstown, I was stuck in a frickin' car all day while these two were frickin' skiing.
26:04That's, like, so fun.
26:06What's fun?
26:07In Christchurch, I was just a straight-up chef.
26:09Cooking spaghetti all day while these two were frickin' winning medals and all that.
26:14Wrong.
26:14And now you're telling me these two Muppets get to play high-ranking diplomats doing actual espionage while I'm a
26:21frickin' waitress.
26:23No.
26:23I do not accept.
26:25None.
26:29I'll go and talk to her.
26:30You stay here.
26:31Do not touch the train.
26:32Help yourself to a pistachio.
26:35You don't eat the shell, Michael.
26:43Maybe you can have a bit of fun with the character.
26:45The backstory.
26:47The complex characterisation.
26:51The thing is, Sue, they both kind of need to be men because Jim and Dennis are both men.
26:57So if you show up as Dennis, or Denise, Jim's gonna be suspicious.
27:06Please.
27:10Fine.
27:12But just so you know, I am gonna have a lot of fun with this character.
27:16Okay.
27:17Accent.
27:18French.
27:19Okay.
27:20Personality.
27:21Crazy.
27:22Not a problem.
27:23She'll also have a very nice hat.
27:26Okay.
27:26We'll get you a hat.
27:27A nice one, though.
27:29Yeah, but I'll get you a really nice hat.
27:32Okay, I'm in.
27:37What the hell?
27:39You ate all the pistachios?
27:41You said we could.
27:41I said eat a pistachio, Anderson.
27:44One pistachio!
27:44Pistachio!
27:46Those are imported from Iran.
27:47They were really Moorish.
27:49I was gone for two minutes.
27:50How did you even eat that many pistachios in two minutes?
27:53I love pistachios.
27:54Should we just get back to the mission?
27:56Um, yes.
27:58Intercepting the documents.
28:00There is one problem with the plan.
28:02We tried to book all the seats in carriage three, the fake dining carriage, but three of
28:05them had already been booked.
28:07By who?
28:08What?
28:09Okay, if you're not going to go, we're going to need you to cooperate with us.
28:12We're spies.
28:13We're not supposed to say that.
28:14These are not our regular clothes.
28:16Shut up, Michael.
28:17But spies?
28:18You're not real spies.
28:19Are you real spies?
28:21Not so much, X.
28:22We're going to need you to play along with something.
28:25Performance.
28:26A performance?
28:27Yes.
28:27Oh.
28:28In 18 minutes, a man will enter this carriage when he opens the door.
28:33It's showtime.
28:35Oh.
28:36Okay.
28:38Okay.
29:07You ready?
29:08You've not given us any lines.
29:10You don't have to say anything.
29:11Just be yourself and act natural.
29:13I take acting classes.
29:14That's perfect.
29:15We're not doing it unless we get lines.
29:16Yeah, and motivation.
29:17Like, what's my motivation?
29:19No way.
29:19I'm with them.
29:20What?
29:20As someone who is overlooked and is playing a waiter, I think they should get lines.
29:24Far.
29:24Yeah.
29:24I perform better with catering.
29:26Jesus Christ.
29:27You have cheese and crackers right there.
29:29The hot food.
29:30I think we need hot food.
29:31Yeah, we need hot food.
29:33Hot food.
30:16It's a dog eat dog world.
30:18It's a dog eat dog world.
30:21It's dog eat dog.
30:22It's dog eat dog.
30:25Yeah, that's what I said.
30:26That's what I said.
30:27Sounded like you said doggy dog.
30:29It sounded like you said doggy dog.
30:31Well, I didn't.
30:32Well, I didn't.
30:33Okay.
30:34Well, maybe start again.
30:36Okay.
30:37It's a dog eat dog world.
30:40It's a dog eat dog world.
30:43Luckily, I like the taste of dog.
30:45Luckily, I like the taste of dog.
30:48Good.
30:48Jim Marshall.
30:50Jim Marshall.
30:51Dennis Green.
30:53Bonjour, messieurs.
30:55Welcome to the, um, how you say, um, restaurant.
31:00Have you dined with us before?
31:02No.
31:03No.
31:03First time?
31:04Well, that is fine.
31:06Do not worry, because all the meals are written out on this, um, here, uh, how you say, an English
31:12paper.
31:12Menu is a French word.
31:13Um, what would you recommend?
31:17Fantastic question.
31:19Um, I personally love the, that one.
31:25The side salad.
31:27Well, oh, I love the side salad.
31:29I think we'll get the steak.
31:30Rare.
31:31Fantastic choice, sir.
31:33Uh, for you?
31:34I'll have the chicken parmigiana.
31:36Chicken?
31:36And would you like that rare as well?
31:38Won't rare chicken make me sick?
31:40It 100% will.
31:42Why would you want it rare, then?
31:44I am from French, and so I, my English is not so good, so I will now, I say, take
31:51those
31:51orders to the kitchen and put your orders in, so au revoir, thank you.
31:57I highly recommend the leg of lamb.
32:00We've already ordered.
32:08You don't do milkshakes, do you?
32:10Ah, no, sorry.
32:11That's okay.
32:12Tap water is fine.
32:13Okay, so that's one lobster risotto with a glass of red wine, and one oodles of noodles
32:17with tap water.
32:18But an adult-sized oodles of noodles.
32:20Yes, an adult-sized oodles of noodles.
32:22Correct.
32:26You're younger than I was expecting.
32:28You're looking good as well.
32:30You bring the documents?
32:31Mm-hmm.
32:32Big time.
32:33You bring the money?
32:3435,000.
32:35That's all it takes for a man to betray his country.
32:38That's a lot of money.
32:46This train is weird.
32:51So that's one steak rare and one chicken parmigiano.
32:54Well done.
32:54Well done to you as well for getting my order, right?
32:57Okay, buddy.
32:58Good luck, sir.
32:58I appreciate it.
33:00That's all I appreciate.
33:07What?
33:08Bonjour.
33:09It is I here with a meal.
33:12Daddy?
33:13What's wrong with him?
33:14Oh, my God.
33:15He's panicking.
33:16He's panicking because you told him he was a spy.
33:20I did not.
33:21I did not do this.
33:22Okay, we're going to move through there, I reckon.
33:23Stop, stop.
33:24You must stay seated.
33:25I unlock it in here.
33:27There's a bit of ambience.
33:32Australia, thank you.
33:34Do I mention it?
33:35Australia.
33:36See you tonight.
33:37Absolutely.
33:38Wait, what is happening tonight?
33:40Party.
33:41At the Australian Beef Board is throwing.
33:43You RSVP.
33:43I can't wait for the party tonight.
33:48Stay seated, please.
33:49No, this is crazy in here.
33:50We're going to move.
33:51I cannot let you do this.
33:52I cannot let you do this.
33:53Move.
33:54Do not be rude.
33:56Oh, my God.
33:57He's mad.
33:58He's violent.
34:07I said do not be rude.
34:19It's boring as hell out here.
34:21I just looked at the top-secret documents we intercepted,
34:24and it's just a list of every farm in New Zealand.
34:29How's Jim?
34:31I'm still out cold.
34:32Good.
34:33Don't let him out of your sight.
34:41Michael, you need to track down Dennis Green and find out what he wants with those documents.
34:46Magnus is here.
34:47He knows what I look like.
34:48I told you you should have worn those glasses.
34:50Yeah, well, they hurt my eyes, and they made me look like that politician.
34:53That's the point, Michael.
34:54Find Dennis Green, say hi, and let's get out of here.
34:58We'll give a look out for Magnus.
35:01Okay, Dennis Green, where are you?
35:06Oh.
35:08Great party, huh?
35:10You can say that again.
35:12Great party, huh?
35:16Yeah.
35:17Can you hear me?
35:18Yes, I can hear you.
35:19I'm responding.
35:20Oh.
35:21Yeah, I'm...
35:22I'm, uh...
35:24Jim Marshall.
35:25I'm a politician.
35:26Nice to meet you.
35:27I'm Robert.
35:29Do you live in Auckland?
35:31Yes, but I am from Uganda.
35:33We came here two years ago as refugees.
35:36Oh, wow.
35:37Dad, these two men are from the group I was telling you about.
35:40The Dorian Society.
35:42New Zealand's first organisation for gay men.
35:44Oh, I see.
35:45Very, very cool.
35:47Who's your friend?
35:48Name's Jim Marshall.
35:50The politician?
35:50The very same.
35:52Wow.
35:52You know my work.
35:54Of course I do.
35:55You campaigned to stop New Zealand from accepting refugees with disabilities.
36:01Did I?
36:03Yeah.
36:06Sorry.
36:07You also killed the Crimes Amendments Bill, which would have legalised being gay.
36:12What the hell, man?
36:13What's your problem?
36:14I...
36:15I just...
36:16You just what?
36:18I guess I just...
36:19Don't like...
36:20Yeah?
36:23People who are different to me.
36:24Like who?
36:25Specifically.
36:29Gay people and disabled refugees.
36:32Whoa.
36:32My goodness.
36:33You are a piece of shit.
36:36Get me away from this scumbag piece of shit.
36:45Michael?
36:47Isabelle.
36:48I'm undercover.
36:49My name is Jim Marshall.
36:51Oh, sorry.
36:53Why Jim Marshall?
36:55What are you doing here?
36:56Oh, my boyfriend got an invite.
36:59Oh.
37:01Sorry if it's not appropriate, but I thought you guys had broken up.
37:04We had, but then I apologised about the whole shoes in the bed thing, and now we're back together.
37:10He sounds amazing.
37:12Where is this incredible guy?
37:14Oh, that's him over there.
37:16I'm not getting it until you get in.
37:19Okay?
37:20It's warm.
37:21It's good.
37:22Isabelle!
37:24It's me, huh?
37:25He looks awesome.
37:27He's drunk.
37:30I should probably go get him out of the fountain.
37:33Well, a pleasure to see you, Mr. Jim Marshall.
37:37You too, Mr. Jim Marshall.
37:39You're Jim Marshall.
37:41Oh, yeah.
37:42I'm Isabelle.
37:43Sorry.
37:44From the office.
37:45I remember.
37:46See ya.
37:47Bye.
37:47Bye.
37:48Bye.
37:49Bye.
37:53Bye.
37:55Bye.
37:55Michael.
37:57I found Dennis Green.
37:58Find out what his plan is.
38:10Oh.
38:11Uh, crap.
38:13Sue, we may have a problem.
38:26Jimmy boy.
38:28Dennis boy.
38:30Glad you could make it.
38:31Of course.
38:33What do you mean he managed to do?
38:36Well, he can't have gone far.
38:38Probably.
38:40Jim?
38:42Jim?
38:46You really helped the cause today.
38:48And if I may be so bold, what is the cause?
38:52You're on the right side.
38:53That's all you need to know.
38:55Really?
38:56New Zealand is dying.
38:57And a golden dawn is coming.
39:00A green and golden dawn.
39:05Can we help you?
39:07My name is Jim.
39:11Why'd you do that?
39:12He was weird.
39:12And you had me on edge by talking all scary.
39:16I'm going to go now.
39:17But it's great seeing you again.
39:23Jim?
39:23Where are you, mate?
39:25Oh, my gosh.
39:26Wow.
39:28You really scared me.
39:30Oh.
39:31Oh.
39:32Wow.
39:33That was crazy.
39:34What are you doing here?
39:36Why are you...
39:47Oh.
39:48Oh.
39:49Sorry.
39:51Hi, Jim Marshall.
39:53What's wrong?
39:55Ricky broke up with me again.
39:58And this time it's forever, I think.
40:00Oh, no.
40:01Oh, I'm so sorry.
40:02I know.
40:04There's plenty more fish in the sea.
40:06No, I wasn't going to say that.
40:08There are plenty more fish in the sea, but every fish is different, and you like that fish.
40:13Do you have a tissue?
40:15No, but you could use my bow tie.
40:18Oh, it's okay.
40:21Here.
40:23Thank you, Michael.
40:25You're a good fish.
40:28Hey.
40:31Are you the guy who hates gay people and disabled refugees?
40:36Yes.
40:37What?
40:37See?
40:38You've got ten seconds to get out of here before we kick your ass.
40:41Ten.
40:42Okay, I might have to go now, but please know that I don't hate gay people or disabled refugees.
40:46But you just said that you do.
40:48I don't have time to explain, but you were one of the most wonderful and most beautiful fishes in the
40:52whole ocean,
40:53and anyone would be so unbelievably lucky to catch you on a hookah, and then...
40:57Okay.
40:57Get.
40:57I got go.
40:58I got go.
40:59I got go.
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