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Rivals Season 2 Episode 1
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00:00Not, but first, love and prayers from everyone at Carinium for our beloved leader, Lord Battingham.
00:08Fuck you!
00:10Everyone at Carinium has been shocked and saddened by his tragic accident.
00:19Lord Battingham, Tony, wasn't just our boss, he was our family.
00:30You follow me and you, I, I, I, oh.
00:35What did you go to do when you think he's going to die?
00:37What did you go to do when you're going to die?
00:39What did you go to do when you're going to die?
00:42What did you go to die?
00:44What did you go to die?
00:45What's happened?
00:46But it takes more than a little bump to the head to keep Tony Battingham down.
00:55Help me.
01:11Oh, my God.
01:31Oh, my God.
02:07Oh, my God.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:51Look at the size of this place.
02:59Welcome to Bella Vista.
03:02Val's had her eye on this since we moved to Green Lawns.
03:04It's nice though, being right here in Penscombe, near Rupert and you lot.
03:08We've brought our swimming costumes.
03:09Ah, well, Val's got some rules.
03:12No running, pushing, ducking, bombing or skinny dipping.
03:16What about heavy petting?
03:18Go for your life.
03:19I'll just get your cozies on.
03:27Here they are.
03:28I invited the polo team round for some swimming.
03:32Val's turned it into a bloody circus.
03:34You are, lads.
03:39Freddie!
03:40Sebby and Dom Carlisle.
03:41People call them the Heavenly Twins, although they're not identical.
03:44Sebby's taller and apparently Dom's got a big eye.
03:47Oh, wow.
03:49Where's the pool, Mr. James?
03:51Follow me.
04:00Welcome to Bella Vista.
04:02We called it Bella Vista because it means nice view.
04:07It's so wonderful to be able to stand at the bottom of one's drive and not be able to see
04:12one's house.
04:13Right, if you'd like to go through.
04:15Shoes off, everyone, please.
04:19Who's the heavenly girl?
04:21One of Bazzi's stick chicks.
04:22I'll tell you what, Patrick, I only let beautiful people play polo.
04:25What do they let you play, then?
04:26I'm the patron of the Joneses Jets.
04:29Patron?
04:29Is that polo people say it?
04:31Yeah, I just give them a load of money to sponsor the team and then they stick me on a
04:34pony and they set me up to score goals and look good.
04:37We're finally where we belong, aren't we, Fred Fred?
04:41Shall we?
04:48It's so nice to have a man around the house.
04:52Oh, so nice to have a man around the house.
04:57Someone sweet who's glad he found you, who will put his arms around you and his kisses just astound you.
05:04It's so nice.
05:06Oh, a house is just a house without a man.
05:11He's the necessary evil in your plan.
05:15There are many things about him you just cannot do without him.
05:20Though it's just a constant game of cat and mouse.
05:24It's so nice to have a man around the house.
05:36Taggy, did you make all these?
05:39Uh, yes.
05:40Hmm.
05:41Hmm.
05:44Prick me with a fork.
05:45I'm done.
05:47Right.
05:48Fred.
05:49Venture meeting.
05:50Jacuzzi.
05:51Let's talk polo.
05:56It's our first chance of making TV.
05:58We're going to film the match,
06:00plug the footage to the BBC,
06:01and show everyone the Venture can cover a score.
06:04Do people really want to watch polo?
06:06I love watching polo.
06:07It's the Russia Cup.
06:08This has been held on the estates since 1874.
06:11You sure you want me on celly on a horse?
06:13Pony.
06:13What?
06:14Anyway, there's no bloody Rupert.
06:16Our team's a manned out.
06:17Still no word from him.
06:18Or Cameron.
06:19Not even a bloody phone call.
06:20It's pandemonium at Carinium.
06:21No Cameron.
06:22Tony's still off work after his accident.
06:24I'm in charge of everything.
06:25But your Venture, what?
06:27I'm double agenting Henry, remember?
06:29Oh, yes.
06:30Sorry, Charles.
06:31I hate to admit it,
06:31but I was under the impression
06:32we had already won the franchise, huh?
06:34We won the right to compete against Carinium.
06:37Jesus, Henry.
06:38It's a good thing I'm hiring proper staff.
06:40The Prime Minister's really quite ticked off.
06:42The general election's days away,
06:43and nobody's heard from him.
06:44Stop it.
06:44Last time Rupert got himself lost in a sex marathon,
06:46he didn't come up for after a month.
06:53Devil's egg, your holiness.
06:57Lady Hampshire.
06:58Why not, Mrs Jones?
06:59Oh, no.
07:00Please.
07:01Call me Mousie.
07:03Oh, have we told you that Wayne
07:04is starting Eton in September?
07:07We're very proud of him.
07:10How did he get in?
07:12Did Freddy donate a computer lab?
07:15Well, now he passed the exam.
07:20Woo!
07:22No!
07:25No!
07:31War Apollo!
07:33Willy!
07:57I really didn't want to see my brother
08:00completely naked,
08:01but I saw the Carlisle twins' bits.
08:03So I'm taking that for the win.
08:05I thought Sebby's really was nicer.
08:08Have you still not heard anything more
08:09from your sob, Tag?
08:10Oh, he was never my sob.
08:12His letter was lovely
08:13and his new job sounds amazing.
08:14He dumped you in a letter?
08:15Shame!
08:16Have you heard from Cameron
08:17since she's been off shagging Rupert?
08:19Dipstick!
08:24Tag?
08:25What's the matter?
08:27Um.
08:32Rupert kissed me.
08:34Fucking fuck!
08:35What?
08:36Where?
08:37Uh, in the kitchen.
08:38No, I meant where did he kiss you?
08:40Oh, uh, on the mouth.
08:42Yeah, he said such lovely things
08:43and then the next day
08:44he just disappeared.
08:45Oh, Tag.
08:47So you couldn't breathe without me.
08:51I just don't believe he would say that
08:52and they'd just disappear.
08:56Doesn't make sense.
08:58Something awful must have happened.
09:01Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
09:28ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
09:30ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
09:30ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
09:30ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
09:30ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
09:36Plenty more where that came from.
09:38I mean, bringing me here, keeping me safe.
09:41That's just good manners.
09:43Rupert, be serious for a moment.
09:47I promise I'll protect you.
09:49And I will.
09:52Say hi to me here forever?
09:53Well, we don't have to stay in Devon.
09:56We're friends all over the world.
09:58We keep moving.
10:01Stay ahead of the game.
10:02Stay ahead of the game.
10:24I don't know.
10:49You're doing really well, Dad.
10:56We thought you were dead.
10:57Look at that, Camilla.
10:58He's invincible.
10:59Thank you, Beatrice.
11:00If you packed your bolognese for school,
11:02the car will be waiting to take you back, girls.
11:04Archie will go by train.
11:06Listen to your mother.
11:09Why don't you thank you, darling?
11:12You really don't remember anything.
11:16No, I got to the police.
11:17It's a complete blank.
11:19It's extraordinary, isn't it?
11:23No, it's very kind of you.
11:24Thanks for your husband.
11:25With your blood before you ever mow again.
11:29Yes, it's certainly very nice to be home.
11:32I know, I know, I know.
11:34Quite the end of a serious cliffhanger.
11:42Thank you so much.
11:43Yes, it's splendid to be back home with the family.
11:46You too, Lady Goldstein.
11:48Good night.
11:53We should be heading up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, Tony.
11:56I'll redress your wound for you.
11:59Let me lock up down here.
12:01No cigars.
12:02Oh.
12:06Come on, dogs.
12:17Come on.
12:41I didn't clean it.
12:47Do you think she's gone back to America?
12:51She's gone to Rupert Campbell Black.
12:56Hunt the bitch down.
13:01From the moment he met Mard, he was infatuated.
13:04Words started pouring out of him.
13:06Everything he ever wrote was for her.
13:08This hugely magnetic woman who constantly rejected him.
13:12The only one would think this was your biography, Declan.
13:14That's why it has to be me who tells the Yates story.
13:17I mean, documentaries are normally so dry.
13:20No offense, Mike.
13:22Maud gone.
13:23Married someone else just to get a rise out of Yates.
13:26What does Yates do?
13:28Tries to seduce her daughter.
13:30Sounds like EastEnders.
13:32EastEnders did get 28 million viewers last month.
13:38Documentaries aren't presented by celebrities.
13:41Whatever next?
13:41Joanna Lumley on plumbing.
13:44Listen.
13:45You really do want your face back on the Beebold boy.
13:48Would you consider hosting breakfast time?
13:51Frank Bolt's on his way out.
13:52Right on to the mornings.
13:53Oh.
13:54Can I say, Jeremy, this is exactly what the BBC Documentary Department are looking for.
14:00New formats bring the wonders of the world to a wider audience.
14:03Declan O'Hara.
14:04Irish God.
14:06And British National Treasure.
14:07And who got his big break at the BBC?
14:09See, look, it's relevant.
14:11It's noisy.
14:13It's informative.
14:14But gripping.
14:15Homework becomes entertainment.
14:18A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in a most delightful way.
14:24Oh, thank you.
14:27Oh, thank you.
14:27Over here.
14:28Oh, see.
14:28You're so kind.
14:29Thank you so much.
14:31Excuse me.
14:31So sweet.
14:47We came.
14:48We came.
14:52Stick to the horror!
14:54Stick to the horror here!
15:01Your love is king.
15:04Crown you in the heart.
15:06Well, Cailin fell asleep.
15:08Patrick has script notes for Ibsen and Taggy.
15:11Well, she couldn't make head in her tail of a thief.
15:13I mean, I love the play.
15:15It's just a really small part.
15:17You might blink and you miss me, right?
15:20I mean...
15:21You don't have to be kind, Declan.
15:24It's...
15:26I really appreciate you coming.
15:31House falling apart without me, is it?
15:33It's quieter.
15:34Hey!
15:37I mean, the kids seem okay.
15:38Sure, why wouldn't they be?
15:40Hey, you're doing a play.
15:42We're all very happy for you.
15:43They've offered me the tour.
15:46Right.
15:49That's...
15:50good news.
15:54But I really want to come home,
15:56once we've finished in London.
15:58Oh, thank God.
16:01But I meant what I said, Declan.
16:04I need to keep working.
16:06Understood.
16:10Are you dancing?
16:12Are you asking?
16:15No one else is.
16:17No one else is.
16:18Never stopped us before.
16:20Your love is game.
16:22You never need to part.
16:25Your kisses ring.
16:28Round and round, round my head.
16:31Touching the very part of me.
16:33It's making my soul sing.
16:34I'm crying out for more.
16:38I'm crying out for more.
16:39Your love is king.
16:43I'm coming home.
16:46I'm coming.
16:53You're making me dance.
16:55You're making me dance.
16:58Inside.
17:03Touching the very part of me.
17:06It's making my soul sing.
17:09Tearing the very heart of me.
17:11I'm crying out for more.
17:25And this turned into a worthwhile trip.
17:29I had a meeting with Jeremy Bonington earlier.
17:33The BBC are interested in turning my Yates biography into a documentary.
17:39Right.
17:40I really want to film it in Sligo.
17:42And I'm playing more dawn, right?
17:46You're a West End star now.
17:47We couldn't afford you.
17:48Stagehands have more to do than me.
17:50Oh, my God, the Christmas tree.
17:57I like the Christmas tree.
18:02What do you think of the new ending?
18:07Yeah.
18:09I mean, it was sacrilegious, but it gave a new meaning, I suppose.
18:14You fucking bullshitter.
18:18The only thing the producers haven't changed is the ending.
18:21She still leaves her husband and children for a better life, but you wouldn't know that.
18:25Just as you didn't know, the Christmas tree fell over tonight because you didn't watch the play.
18:31Maud.
18:32Maud.
18:32Get out.
18:33Listen, the meeting is ran over.
18:36I had every intention of going.
18:37Don't fucking get out.
18:37Please, Maud.
18:38Get out.
18:38Come on.
18:39Please, don't.
18:40Don't.
18:40Just get out.
18:41Just fucking get out.
18:44Maud.
18:47Maud.
18:59Ladies.
19:04Is that Terry Wogan?
19:06I'll hear you.
19:33I'll see you.
20:02CHOIR SINGS
20:22Sorry I'm late, darling. I've had a terrible headache.
20:42I've had a terrible headache.
20:52I've had a terrible headache.
20:59I've had a terrible headache.
21:06I've had a terrible headache.
21:29I've had a terrible headache.
21:38I lay in that hospital bed and wondered what this meant for our relationship.
21:45I could have you punished.
21:47Sent you to prison.
21:49I can't imagine America would want you back after that.
21:53But then I thought of the alternative.
21:55And that is?
21:56Forgiveness.
22:24Forgiveness.
22:27I can't a man have it all.
22:28Forgiveness.
22:33Forgiveness.
22:34Forgiveness.
22:38Forgiveness.
22:41Forgiveness.
22:42Forgiveness.
22:51Forgiveness.
22:52Forgiveness.
23:21Forgiveness.
23:22Forgiveness.
23:23Cameron Cook.
23:24Who's been taking time away to study the opposition.
23:28Her first-class espionage means we are now fully abreast of Venturors plans and are ready to knock them out
23:35of the competition.
23:36Thank you, Miss Cook. There are no lengths you won't go in order to keep Carinium, this franchise bid, and
23:42all our livelihoods safe.
23:52But the main mistake, we are under attack.
23:57Venturer, led by Rupert Campbell Black and Declan O'Hara, will continue to solicit employees from our ranks to elicit
24:06confidential information.
24:08Those Venturer gangsters have no scruples.
24:13So be on your guard.
24:15Trust no one.
24:18Oh, Charles, where's Charles Furman?
24:21Here, Tony.
24:22Charles has done a fantastic job covering Cameron's role.
24:25While she's been away, so thank you, Charles.
24:28Now, Beatty and Sarah's Uncensored is demolishing the competition.
24:33The teams are gearing up to shoot series three of four men went to Moe in September.
24:38Master Dog will be back.
24:40Bigger and barkier than ever.
24:42With James Verica back on presenting duties.
24:45Woof.
24:471987 is a franchise year, ladies and gentlemen, and we are at war.
24:53Now, an eye for an eye, we'll take their fucking heads off!
24:58Yes!
25:00Yes!
25:00So again, we're 도 Tucson.
25:01Oh!
25:03Oooh!
25:08Oh!
25:13Oh!
25:33I'm sorry, Tag. Not now.
25:37Battingham found out about Cameron and me.
25:39She thought he was going to kill her, so she walloped him.
25:42It was a shame she didn't succeed.
25:44That's why we had to get away.
25:45She was in danger. I had to protect her.
25:48But he found us.
25:49So why has she gone back to him?
25:51I don't know. She just got into the helicopter.
25:53Doesn't seem like Cameron.
25:55She's such a tough cookie.
25:56She was scared of him.
25:58We've got to get her out of there.
26:01Well, she's a big girl.
26:03If she's gone back to him, then maybe we've got to accept her.
26:05No, it's not like her. There's got to be something else going on.
26:08You're wrong, Rupert. She's definitely Team Carinium.
26:10She's back at Tony's side as if nothing ever happened.
26:14And there's something else.
26:16Tony says that we're now filming the polo match on Sunday.
26:19No. We're filming the polo match on Sunday.
26:22Sorry, Declan. It's all set.
26:24Carinium are filming the polo too.
26:29Well, let's get ready for a fight.
26:39Morning. Hello.
26:41Hmm.
26:42Rupert Campbell Blogg. Welcome to Venture.
26:43Mike Maples.
26:44Oh.
26:45Excited to be here.
26:46You ready?
26:47Well, I left behind regular hours and a BBC pension
26:50to work for my Broadcasting Heroes Renegade Production Company.
26:54I've never been so poor or so happy.
26:56I've never been so poor or so happy.
27:03Right on schedule.
27:18Okay.
27:19Mix the neck is done.
27:20Right away.
27:21Cameron.
27:25Beautiful day for it.
27:28Let's have a fair fight.
27:31May the best team win.
27:36You can make television without being a con, Tony.
27:39It's not really so much fun, though, is it?
27:41Come on, Cameron.
27:45What are you doing?
27:46Staying ahead of the game.
27:49Come on, lads.
27:50It's time for David to kick Elias' arse.
28:09Let's dance.
28:11Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
28:17Let's dance.
28:18To the song we're playing on the radio.
28:26If you say run, I'll run with you.
28:34If you say hi, we'll hide.
28:41That song we're playing on the radio.
28:42Because my love for you would break my heart in two.
28:49If you say long, enter my arms, tremble at your floor.
28:57Oh, oh.
29:02Let's dance
29:10Let's dance
29:12Fulfill the grace of all
29:18Let's dance
29:20Fulfill the grace of all
29:29You could look so sexy
29:32What?
29:33This is my new favourite sport
29:35No one's actually here to watch polo
29:38They're here to watch each other
29:42Has Rupert said anything?
29:45I don't say he wants to get Cameron back
29:48Oh, there's complicated men to fall in love with
29:57Polo polo
29:58The sport of kings
30:00Four players per team
30:01Four chuckers per game
30:03Seven minutes per chucker
30:04Look at all the pretty horses
30:05Let's horse around
30:07Horse play
30:08Par for the horse
30:09Ponies
30:10Can I get some water please?
30:12What?
30:12They're called ponies, James
30:14I thought ponies were baby horses
30:15Apparently not
30:16Stupid game
30:18Stand by to record
30:20Floor standing by
30:22Waiting for shot to clear
30:23We ready?
30:23Chukka chukka chukka
30:24Chukka khan
30:25Chukka khan
30:25Okay, on camera one
30:26And action
30:27Did you know, James
30:29That polo is the oldest ball sport in the world
30:31Dating back to 600 BC
30:33Yes, Sarah
30:34I did
30:34Now, viewers at home will be wondering
30:37Why you're wearing that
30:38Rather fetching jumpsuit
30:39Are you auditioning for
30:40Treasure Hunt?
30:46Yucky
30:46Oh my God
30:47I'm so sorry
30:48Oh my God
30:49This is polo Ralph Lauren
30:50We have Beatty standing by to take over
30:52I can feel it on me
30:53I can feel it on me
30:53Did you strip James off?
30:55Oh, she's already on it
30:57It's not on my trousers
30:58It's not on my trousers
30:59It's just
31:00Maybe in the van
31:03Ladies and gentlemen
31:04Welcome to the final of the Rutger Cup
31:06At the estate of Lord and Lady Hampshire
31:08We have four-time winners
31:09And last year's champions
31:11The Remington Steelers
31:12Playing against newcomers
31:14The Jones Jets
31:18Match is about to start
31:20Stand by
31:20Let's rock and roll
31:30And go away
31:39Lovely call
31:40For batting against the capital back
31:44Hey
31:47All the way
31:48All the way
31:48Let's go
31:49Let's go
31:50Capital back
31:51Set the pressure
31:52Ready
31:53Ready
31:54One
31:54One
31:55Yes
31:55That's a tough one
31:56Go on, Johnny
31:57Go on, Johnny
31:58Ready, go
32:00Ready, go
32:01Get ready
32:02Ready
32:03Go
32:06Go
32:06Go
32:07Go
32:10Come on, Christmas
32:12Yeah
32:21What on earth is that woman doing?
32:24Oh, her high heels are stuck in the mud
32:26Gwendolyn
32:26She looks as though she needs to go to the moon
32:32I'll get you some shampoo
32:35It's wonderful to see you out in bed
32:37Out, Leanne, Monica
32:38Tony's accident must have been very hard on you
32:42Well
32:44We're all soldiers all now
32:46Do let Hermione and me know if we can help at all
32:48Yeah
32:49Must we come out, big girls
32:50Look out for one another
32:53Well, I must say
32:54Mrs. Stratton looks ready for action in her boiler suit
32:57Ah, Sarah has a surprise for us after the final chuck
33:00I, Reverend Penny
33:01I'll enjoy that
33:02Ooh, what's the surprise?
33:03Wouldn't be a fucking surprise if I told you, would it?
33:05Yeah
33:05Now let's enjoy these fools getting beaten
33:09Yeah
33:09Yeah
33:10Right back in it now, pushing hard
33:12Not to pay for the trades for Johnny and Sebi
33:14Parting between each other
33:16What?
33:18What?
33:18What?
33:19What?
33:20What?
33:27What?
33:28And with the score now at one goal apiece
33:31it makes it even Stevens at the end of the second chukka.
33:35My lords, ladies and gentlemen, please take to the pitch.
33:39Oh, let's give it a snap in.
33:43Oh, sorry, sorry. Come here.
33:46Sorry. He just loves telly.
33:49Which side are you on?
33:51Uh, Carinium.
33:52Oh.
33:53I'm Carinium.
33:53Ah.
33:55Is Master Dog coming back?
33:57Of course.
33:58Are you thinking of entering?
33:59Oh. David does not enjoy the spotlight.
34:02I like having my belly rubbed in front of Knott's Landing.
34:05Don't be all David.
34:07David Bow Wowie, if you please.
34:09Ah!
34:11Would you like to watch the filming with me?
34:13Could we? That's awfully kind of you.
34:16Charles, Fairbairn.
34:18Muffy, short for Caroline.
34:25Sweaty work.
34:28Might go back to mine and, um, have a long shower.
34:33Who with?
34:34Me or my brother?
34:35We know you've been bonking both of us.
34:38Don't play a player, mate.
34:47It's like West Side Story.
34:49The two different sides coming together.
34:51Yeah.
34:52I guess it is.
34:55Do you go both ways, then?
34:57Oh, uh...
34:58I just...
35:00like sex.
35:02A lot.
35:03Oh.
35:04I haven't done it yet.
35:07I really want to, though.
35:16All set for the big surprise, team.
35:18Ready for the grand finale?
35:20Mm-hmm.
35:24I can't wait to come see you tonight.
35:27Tonight can't come soon enough.
35:36James Johnson, right back in the game now, running hard.
35:43And he's caught up there.
35:44Yes, he's done!
35:56Is Rupert the Daddy, or is it James?
36:01We've been running to the ladies all week.
36:03The men around you may not have realized,
36:06but that's men.
36:07Right!
36:08Ready for launch.
36:10Sarah's so excited, she could burst.
36:12Ah, smile!
36:13We're going to be in Tatler.
36:15Okay, thank you.
36:16No, come on, crack your face here.
36:17I'm having fun.
36:19A little distance.
36:19That's enough, thank you.
36:21Let's get you out, then, Sarah.
36:23We discussed it.
36:24It's really very simple.
36:26You jump out of the plane, the parachute pops open.
36:28You just float like a little butterfly.
36:30Thrilling!
36:31Down into the field, everyone forwards, lovely, lonely.
36:35Is there a problem?
36:36No.
36:37Come on.
36:41We'll look after her.
36:43Good luck.
36:46Tony, I'm pregnant.
36:48Ah, speak up, woman.
36:49I'm pregnant.
36:53Oh, you are the face of two primetime television shows.
36:56This is hugely mean.
36:58Well, we're up to start auditioning for replacements on Monday, then, Deirdre.
37:02Come along, man.
37:03Let's get you up in the plane.
37:04No, I can't.
37:06Tony, I can't.
37:08I have four camera crews, 12 photographers, the whole of Roger waiting for a fucking surprise.
37:14Who's going to jump out the bloody plane, then?
37:24Oh, we have to go on to go through.
37:26It's the final chuckle.
37:27Camber James just beat off the Remington Steel.
37:29Good win.
37:30It is Camber Black.
37:31Come on.
37:31That's a lovely bit of work by him.
37:34Look at the time.
37:35Mind him all.
37:35They can't do it.
37:36They're struggling to get hold of him.
37:39And he's still there.
37:40Camber Black going.
37:41Right, man.
37:41And he's going to have the points on the goal.
37:44He's going to score for the win.
37:46It's the winner of the Roger Cup.
37:47And that's a goal.
37:52Yeah.
37:56The Jack Jets are winners of the Roger Cup.
38:16And a lager for Mr. Jones, please.
38:19He looks thirsty.
38:21Can you put it in there for me?
38:27I can't stop thinking about you.
38:32Me too.
38:36It's like a beautiful dream in my head.
38:53Fred, Fred.
38:56Didn't he do well?
38:58He was wonderful.
38:59Well played, Freddy.
39:00Oh, I'm worried he was too tubby for polo.
39:03Hey, that poor horse.
39:05Could you take a picture of us?
39:07Can't give the camera to Mrs. Vericath.
39:09Okay.
39:09I'm not great, but these...
39:11No selection, Sharon.
39:13Er, say cheese.
39:14Cheese!
39:17I love flirting.
39:19Come on, you've got...
39:19Sharon.
39:20You're nice.
39:21Do you like to stand up, Sharon?
39:23Okay.
39:23Lovely.
39:30Lizzie.
39:31No, no, Freddy.
39:32You've walked off of Lavelle's camera.
39:35Oh, God, sorry.
39:43I think it's best we keep away from each other.
39:49It's going to be quite hard.
39:51Must be in neighbours now and everything.
39:54It's hurting my heart.
39:56It's hurting my heart.
40:07My lords and ladies and gentlemen.
40:10Some quiet, please.
40:11We are delighted, as ever, to host you all here in the grounds of our humble home.
40:17And this year with even more joy in our hearts than usual, because...
40:21The day Hermione and I thought would never arrive is finally on the horizon.
40:25After her sterling work for the Spazdicks and rebuilding that school in Ghana.
40:30Oh, Ghana.
40:31Yeah.
40:31Our beloved Caroline is getting married.
40:36We are delighted to announce the engagement of our daughter, Caroline Margaret.
40:43Yes.
40:44Yes.
40:45To Mr. Gerald Middleton.
40:48Come up, Gerald.
40:53To Gerald and Muffy, everyone.
40:56To Gerald and Muffy.
41:17To Gerald and Muffy.
41:19My little adventure.
41:20Ah, yes.
41:21And before Carinium's big surprise today, just to confirm for some concerned viewers at
41:26home, this was an accident.
41:29It wasn't due to any foul play.
41:31I slipped on the steps outside Carinium and Tyler Manfall.
41:34Perhaps I should wear trainers instead of brogues.
41:37Thank you for putting all our minds at rest.
41:39Welcome.
41:40And cut.
41:41Terrific, Tony.
41:41Well done.
41:42Excellent.
41:43Thanks, Tony.
41:45Glad we got the truth on record.
41:49No threat of police for me.
41:50No public scandal for you.
41:52Win-win, right?
41:59Hold on, guys.
42:17You stayed ahead of the game.
42:19I did.
42:33Mikey, Mikey, shoot it.
42:35Okay, okay.
42:36That's right.
42:37Okay?
42:37Follow the parachute.
42:42I had a try.
42:51I had a try.
43:14And finally, to today's Rukshire Cup in Hampshire Estates
43:18with this exclusive footage brought to us by Venturer Television.
43:28The match was won by satellite technology mogul Freddie Jones' Jones Jets
43:32with Mrs Thatcher's Minister for Sport, Rupert Campbell Black, back in action
43:36helping to score the winning goal.
43:38And the behind-the-scenes fiasco Tony Baddingham didn't want you to see
43:42as a Carinean employee humiliates himself after crash-landing his parachute into a tree.
43:49Poor chap. I hope he's all right.
43:51In the ICB franchise battle between television titan Carinean
43:56and the newly formed Venturer Television, it was Venturer who won the day.
44:01What?
44:03May I speak with you, Tony?
44:05Oh, this is getting extremely dull, Sarah.
44:08If you want to keep your job, your little inconvenience needs to be flushed away.
44:12It's yours.
44:12It's yours.
44:17It's your baby, Tony.
44:33Long day, darling.
44:35What's for dinner?
44:39I have to admit, today was embarrassing.
44:42No, darling, I'm sorry.
44:43Not for me.
44:44For you.
44:46You let her humiliate you in front of our friends, in front of your children.
44:54I defied my father and my whole family when I agreed to exchange this house for your surname,
45:00Tony.
45:01There will be no more lies.
45:04Or I will hurt you.
45:06Far more than any mistress ever could.
45:10You want to win so badly.
45:14You make yourself very easy to beat.
45:19Come on, darling.
45:21Come on.
45:30Why didn't you tell me you were Jerry's chum?
45:33I just can't believe it.
45:34You're going to be a proper little gang, the three of us.
45:37Well, the four of us.
45:39This must be what love does to you.
45:40I'd completely forgotten about David.
45:42I'm just not mounting Gertrude in the garden.
45:45Oh, sorry.
45:48Oh.
45:50You should have told me she was Henry's daughter.
45:53Sorry, Charles.
45:54I wanted to speak to you first.
45:55Then tell me you're into Muffy.
45:59I like her.
46:02Do you think it'll work?
46:04Our plan.
46:05Worth a try, isn't it?
46:07I mean, they were exciting last two chakas.
46:09Well...
46:10I played some chakas in my time.
46:11Sure.
46:12Thank you, Angel.
46:15We did it.
46:17You did it.
46:19Where did you manage to hold your nerve?
46:22Oh, I held on to Rupert and waited until Tony publicly absolved me.
46:27If he goes to the police now, he'll just look foolish.
46:29Tony would never let that happen.
46:31We'd better be careful.
46:32He'll be out for blood.
46:34Glad you got out alive, though.
46:36Well, I got out alive, but without my car or my apartment.
46:40Well, you're coming to live with me.
46:44Pensacola called.
46:45You mean that?
46:48Of course.
47:08No, I'll just, um, be back in a sec.
47:23Hey.
47:25I need to explain.
47:32Cameron came to me for protection.
47:35I had to get her away quickly, keep her safe from Tony, do the right thing.
47:43I'm trying to behave honorably.
47:48Did you sleep with her immediately or did you honorably hold off for one night?
47:52I was already sleeping with Cameron before I kissed you.
47:54Well, then you shouldn't have kissed me.
47:55No, I shouldn't have kissed you.
48:02It's true.
48:03What everyone says about you.
48:07You aren't capable of love.
48:13Ty.
48:14Please.
48:14Get out of my kitchen.
48:19Ty.
48:36People say that life isn't a fairy tale.
48:40That happy ever after doesn't exist.
48:43But what if you just haven't found a person who'll give you your happy ending?
48:48It's up to you to give yourself the love you deserve.
48:55However, be prepared.
48:58With love may also come war.
49:00And every war has its casualties.
49:06Welcome home.
49:17That's peculiar.
49:21Dogs?
49:30Get the fuck out of my house.
49:34You know it's only a matter of time before he did sushi Cameron.
49:38Six days.
49:39Six weeks.
49:41He might even keep you six months to venture a find me.
49:44Don't get the franchise.
49:45Then he'll kick you out like all the rest.
49:47Why are you here, Tony?
49:49Oh.
49:53I brought you a housewarming present.
49:58I don't need evidence to punish you.
50:02The retribution I have planned will be far more painful.
50:10This is going to be fun.
50:24The retribution of all...
50:27I will not let you
50:33I will not let you
50:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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