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Rivals Season 1 Episode 2
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00:17You may not lie, things we do
00:21Only it hurts to know that you're true
00:26It's easy to go down and hide
00:30Where's the world without this pride?
00:35We're gonna do real good
00:36Yeah, I gotta dress so well
00:39And on the day fourth-form pupils begin studying for their new GCSE exams,
00:48we put a group of Cotchester shopkeepers through their paces
00:51to see how much they can remember from their O-level maths
00:56Meanwhile, here at Carinium, we are buzzing with excitement for our new live show, Declan
01:04Declan's first guest will be Hollywood hellraiser Johnny Friedlander
01:09One of the cinema's brightest stars
01:11In his first interview since being the unfortunate victim of a sex tape scandal two years ago
01:17The reclusive star is on his way to Carinium Studios as we speak
01:23Can Declan O'Hara coax him out of his shell?
01:27And what about those James Bond rumours?
01:31That's Declan, live tonight at eight o'clock
01:35with his very first interview here at Carinium
01:38right after Coronation Street
01:40I'll definitely be tuning in
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09:29i gotta say that's nice it's been a while since i've done one of these so why do this interview
09:34now okay well yeah of course i feel it's time to move on that's what we're here for now johnny
09:41your last film was mired in controversy there were stories that you were late to set you picked
09:46fights with the director you passed out of the wheel while driving under the influence say nobody
09:50prepares you for fame you don't know how you're going to react to being giving the keys to the
09:54candy store it turns out that i react by overdosing on candy you're doing well don't you think absolutely
10:02not sure about the socks jesus christ he signed off on that
10:15what was it like when you drove off that bridge
10:21well uh i woke up the second i hit the water but man it was uh scary thank god i
10:27was in a
10:27convertible or i'd be at the bottom of the river now but yeah i had to get sober 415 days
10:35later
10:36world looks more beautiful than ever
10:50now shall we talk about the sex tape
10:54why not the elephant's in the room already crapping in the corner is the girl okay miss uh miss cortez
11:05you don't see her uh not on my christmas card list no but she is uh she's an actress right
11:11i don't know uh we met in a bar hope she got a lot of money into the whole thing
11:16is five thousand
11:17dollars a lot of money according to miss cortez that's how much you paid her to have sex with
11:23you and then take the tape to the national inquiry what oh you said you were the victim but in
11:32fact
11:32you paid her to video herself having sex with you as if it'd been filmed undercover so that when she
11:38took the tape to the press you could pretend that you'd been set up simultaneously getting sympathy as
11:43the victim of a honey trap while reaping a ton of publicity that made you look like a virile sex
11:48god
11:48yeah she got publicity too trust me you sat back and let the press vilify her to the extent that
11:53all
11:53her acting work dried up you could have stepped in and told the truth but you didn't
11:58the world would have believed you but your silence demolished her your stock shot up overnight while
12:06pia cortez lost her apartment five thousand dollars for a woman's reputation is that a fair price what
12:11reputation she was a porn actress i paid her to make a porno
12:30fuck we've lost him he's gonna walk out
12:45oh man i'm an ass what did you do is tell two to hold on johnny
12:54stay on johnny now move in slowly slowly slowly it won't get s on the bbc
13:04get me the sweat beating on his brow this is the one
13:07i'd had four flops in a row and i'm scared
13:13it's the worst thing about hollywood is when you're out
13:16all you can think about is how to get back in
13:20what a mess
13:24the worst part is
13:28i really like that girl i thought she had something
13:34what would you say to her if she was here yeah she's in la man no she might see it
13:41you never know
13:46okay um sure
13:56pia
13:59if you're watching i'm sorry
14:03i'm an ass we buy a drink or a car whatever you want i'm sorry
14:22man i've been sitting on that seat for too long feel good to get it off your chest
14:29god the water here tastes good can i get another join us again after the break when i'll be asking
14:36johnny about james bond
14:46that was more stressful than i expected daddy always goes in for the kill
14:51he really is a master at this you're definitely i mean is that erotic doing a video well i think
14:56it
14:56is if you've made it for each other or you watch it when they're away
15:01all worked together it's a warm-up yeah it could be pretty hot with the right co-star
15:06i can't imagine james wanting to make a sex video with me the camera puts pounds on you and
15:12he already thinks i'm fat well he's bad yeah you're exquisite
15:20sandwich anyone yeah i'm starving oh my god you made this taggy ambrosio
15:27please please tell me you'll come and work for me caitlin go and fetch another one of these for
15:31me please no i uh i tried working in a restaurant it was just uh it was too hectic well
15:35you you could
15:36do people's dinner parties and things a private chef i bet you'd get bookings i could put a word
15:42around if you like caitlin oh daddy's back
15:52here it is your closet sir
16:05put something against that do you think johnny friedland maricades the door
16:12the guy he had the most stupid walk
16:17i tell you what cubby brockley said when my people called up and suggested me
16:21he said he'd sooner have james bond played by a woman
16:28ladies and gentlemen johnny friedland
16:53johnny you should do a few of our company this is ginger beans hey hey bastard spike johnny's
16:59dressing room gave him a bottle of vodka oh no i did that what why didn't you tell me well
17:06we
17:06needed your first show to be jaw-dropping television no way was i leaving that to chance and you didn't
17:11tell me you were gonna skewer the guy live on air you don't think he fucks your producer i'm not
17:14to
17:14know that we didn't need to push him off the wagon i didn't need help yeah you didn't need a
17:19desk
17:19either did you okay this is estelle mcleod this is lady gosling hey how you doing hello freddie jones
17:28hey good to meet you his lovely wife hey how you doing jones roecker how you doing this is the
17:34back room boys this is how you doing daisy hey how you doing this is deirdre hey how you doing
17:46at least he didn't film you he's a mug he looked like a charlie's angel
17:54thanks heb it's nice he's very good isn't he like the new jewel in corinneus crown
18:02extraordinary sauce yes so much character he's a breath of fresh air it's such a shame that you
18:08couldn't get campbell black onto the board wow is freddie jones in the back oh very much very much
18:15so they're much more used to us his expertise in technology business the real world but i've got
18:22to say declin's got some brass i thought johnny was going to lamp in one how do you keep it
18:26together
18:27all that going on can i tell you a secret that was my first time taking the show out live
18:32did you like
18:33it oh my god the adrenaline yes i loved it but please don't ask me any specifics it's a blur
18:39met cameron then you need people that can deliver under pressure didn't you
18:44diamonds couldn't agree more that's why we're courting you for the board
18:51you're getting the fuck of a lifetime tonight
19:09isn't that crazy
19:11and then the man started turning up at the house no and he was so in love with mommy but
19:16then daddy found out about it and that wasn't funny at all
19:22caitlin anyway that's the real reason why we moved out of london daddy's new job came just at the
19:27right time
19:44mrs thatcher tells me if i want to succeed in politics i have to keep my nose clean
19:48no more cunnilingus then maude's got a thumping crush on you declan looks strong i'd watch yourself
19:59darling you know i love you to bits
20:03but never tell me what to do
20:21so
20:29so
20:31so
20:48I must be exhausted.
20:51How did I do?
20:53You were wonderful.
21:17Oh, Christ, you're wet.
21:20I've been thinking about you coming home all evening.
21:37Oh, what is it?
21:39Everything all right?
21:42Shitting awful evening, actually.
21:43Oh, I'm sorry.
21:45You should have come with me to watch a new Declan show.
21:48Oh, it was... brilliant.
21:59You might be a little more supportive, Lizzie.
22:04Oh.
22:15I mean, it's only my first date bored in school.
22:17It's not, like, it's momentous or anything, is it?
22:18I'm sorry I can't drive you there.
22:20You know Daddy needs the car this morning.
22:21I didn't mean you.
22:27Bye-bye, gorgeous, ugly dog.
22:34Is Mummy going to start one of her things with Rupert?
22:38I'm not going to keep her secrets again if she does.
22:43Oh, Mummy and Daddy are going to be OK.
22:45Keep an eye on them, I promise.
22:49Oh, I'm going to miss you.
22:51Now go.
22:52I'm going.
22:56I'm going.
22:56Just you and me now, pups.
22:57Rabbit, jabba, rabbit, jabba
23:00Rabbit, jabba, rabbit, jabba, rabbit, yep, yep
23:01Jabba, rabbit, jabba, rabbit, jabba, rabbit
23:03Good evening, I'm Jackson Nahara
23:04Call your one step talking
23:07Why don't you give it a rest
23:10Take a look
23:11You got more rabbit than sage prince
23:14This time you got it all from shit
23:19Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart into
23:22I knew I'd hope when I first met my eyes on you
23:26But hours are to know you've been my heroes too
23:29With your incessant talking
23:32You're becoming a pless
23:34That's all we've got time to do tonight
23:35Oh, we're all next to you
23:36Bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit, bebbit
23:40Now you're a wonderful girl
23:43You got a wonderful smile
23:46You got a wonderful smile
23:51You've got a charm
23:52Get out of the way
23:55Look at the fuck off me!
23:57With your incessant token!
24:13Oh my God.
24:16Look at all this.
24:19It was a neighborhood dinner party.
24:21Why didn't Valerie Jones invite your down me?
24:23I don't know, Mummy.
24:24She did. I said we couldn't do it.
24:27What? I've work to do!
24:28I never get to go anywhere.
24:31I mean, how can we meet anyone if you're going to turn down everything just to prepare your stupid program?
24:36My stupid program is all just paying the bills on this rotting pile of bricks and all you do is
24:41spend money.
24:42I mean, why the fuck do we own our harp?
24:43Well, you want to take my music away from me? It's all that I have left.
24:46I have to go to work.
24:47No, no, I'm still talking to you.
24:48We can talk about it later.
24:50Good luck, Tag.
24:51Bye.
24:52You know, it's a good job that you bought a Priory, because I might as well be a nun.
24:57You know, he's still punishing me.
24:59I mean, when is it going to stop?
25:06My congratulations, both of you. 10 million viewers.
25:10I want 12 mil this week.
25:12I can't believe you got that story out of Mick Jagger.
25:14People like telling me things. Psychiatrist to the stars.
25:17So who's next on the couch?
25:19Diana.
25:19Doesn't do TV.
25:20Arnold Schwarzenegger.
25:21Jesus, he couldn't even speak.
25:23Joanna Lumley.
25:24Rupert Campbell Black.
25:25No way.
25:26Celebrity. Ex-Olympian, a heartthrob, so I'm told, and now minister for sports.
25:29Surely that's an extraordinary trajectory.
25:31There's no hinterland. If I'm to interview someone whose politics I despise, I want a worthy opponent.
25:36Could you stop swinging your dick for a moment?
25:38If you stop swinging your vagina.
25:39Okay, okay, okay, okay.
25:43Declan's right.
25:44Campbell Black's an arrogant brat. Everything people hate about the upper classes.
25:48Why do you hate him so much?
25:50Because he always gets everything he wants.
25:53Joyce, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:55I wasn't surprised when the wife left. He'll never settle, will he?
26:00Doesn't that make him an interesting interview?
26:02He's the only man in England who can come out of a sex scandal with a promotion.
26:06Minister for sport, for God's sake.
26:08The man plays tennis naked.
26:10He's an irredeemable shit.
26:12We needn't pour fertilizer on his already overgrown ego.
26:16Who do you want, Declan?
26:18Thatcher.
26:19Margaret Thatcher?
26:20No, Charles. Fucking Dennis Thatcher.
26:22Look, she'll never say yes anyway. She thinks I'm an eye-or-ray pinko.
26:25Well, let's see. I've donated eye-watering sums to the Tory party.
26:30It's not the public who decides which way the election goes, is it?
26:35All right. Stop staring at me. Fuck off.
26:37We've all got work to do.
26:40Declan?
26:40Yeah?
26:41Don't go. Have a proper drink.
26:42After you.
26:46You've got viewing figures most people would sell their granny for.
26:50So, I'm just wondering why you're still unhappy here.
26:55And Cameron?
26:55No. No.
26:58I mean, she's hard work, but you're right. She knows what she's doing. I just have a lot in my
27:04mind. Money stuff. I have an unpaid tax bill following me around. 80 grand.
27:13London wasn't cheap. Not with a wife who throws her party every time someone blows their nose.
27:20All right. Well, why don't I settle with the end loan revenue for you?
27:25You can pay me back when you can. Nobody need to know about it. Just the two of us. And
27:29my accountant.
27:32That's very decent of you.
27:34Self-interest, really. You're no good to be preoccupied.
27:39Well, nothing. Cheers.
28:16Are you always this height? I can usually size people by looking.
28:20Well, I didn't think you'd want me to serve things.
28:22Well, I can't exactly do it myself, can I? And you know to go round the dinner table clockwise, don't
28:25you? Don't ping, Sharon.
28:27And I need you to write the menu out. One for each end of the table in French, if you
28:31don't mind.
28:31Hello, Taggy. Nice get up. Grub smells good.
28:34I'm still cross with you, Fred Frid. I mean, what were you thinking? Inviting a single man?
28:38I mean, what kind of a dinner party have you ever had nine guests?
28:40Ten guests now, because I've just invited a single woman. To balance her books.
28:43Fred Frid, how could you? Now I'm going to have to change the whole Plussmont.
28:51Terrific.
28:54I could help you with the menus. I'm doing French for GCSE.
29:05They're going to be here soon, Mrs Makepeace.
29:07Yes, Mrs Jones.
29:08Sorry, did you decide if you want the cheese first or the pavlova?
29:12Fred Frid?
29:13Cheese or dessert?
29:14Don't posh people say pudding?
29:16Pudding?
29:16But dessert is French.
29:18Agatha, which is it?
29:19I don't know.
29:20Pudding.
29:21They learn it at boarding school.
29:24Chin up, Marcy.
29:26We've worked so hard we can enjoy it now.
29:28I mean, who'd have thought it, you and me, and attending the Lord and the Lady, eh?
29:33Right.
29:48It's a nice, cosy dinner at Freddy's bum in a board seat at the end of it.
29:53I've rather implied to Lady Gosling he's already said yes, so we need to reel him in tonight.
29:58We might as well kiss goodbye to the franchise.
29:59No, absolutely.
30:01Operation Charm Offensive.
30:02Well, offensive is right.
30:04We'll be forced to admire the soft furnishings.
30:06Fitted carpets everywhere.
30:08Well, don't let Valerie Jones get you, darling.
30:11You know who she reminds you of.
30:13Who?
30:14Your mother.
30:16Hmm.
30:28Come on.
30:30You've got five minutes.
30:31Yeah, well, five minutes is how long it takes to do this bloody dress-up.
30:36No, all right.
30:39Um, you know I need you to, er, behave yourself this evening, don't you?
30:44Er, I want Tony to invite me onto the board at Carinium, and we need to look proper.
30:50Respectable.
30:50Darling, is this about Rupert?
30:52It was just a silly flirtation.
30:54Come on, you know I love you most of all.
30:56Besides, I thought you wanted a young wife that everyone admires.
31:00I do, darling.
31:01I just prefer they admire you from further away.
31:16So it was a considerable renovation?
31:18Yes, it was terribly pokey.
31:21Three bedrooms and only the one bathroom, so we had to extend.
31:24But once we'd rendered over the old stonework, you can't tell the joy between the old and new.
31:28I thought this was a listed building.
31:30Oh, it is.
31:31Yeah, Fred Fred has friends in high places.
31:34I mean, one needs a good-sized lounge for entertaining.
31:37Hmm.
31:38I want to behave living charming.
31:42Yeah.
31:48I think I've had this dream.
31:50Valerie made me.
31:51She's so short.
31:54Brevity is the soul of wit.
31:57And I can almost see your brevities.
32:03In fact, it's the listed building.
32:06The rooms.
32:07What's it coming?
32:08I can't wait.
32:09I can't wait.
32:10I can't wait.
32:12I can't wait.
32:13I can't wait.
32:13I can't wait.
32:14Oh.
32:16Darling, you look ravishing.
32:18Oh, James hates this, but it's the only clean one I've got.
32:20Mm-hmm. Um...
32:22Hello, Valerie.
32:25Evening, Stratton. Listen.
32:27I think you're giving the wrong impression about the tennis game with your wife.
32:30Or quite innocent sort of thing that wouldn't bat an eyelid on the continent.
32:33Good, clean, open-air fun. Shake hands and play nicely, shall we?
32:45Freddy! Sound system!
32:48Sorry, love. Wrong will.
32:49Look, Freddy's equipment is staggering.
32:54Well...
32:57I, er, I gather you spent this afternoon on the couch with my husband.
33:01Yes. Do you mind?
33:02No. Good for you.
33:04I hope you told him it was marvellous afterwards.
33:09Thanks, Fred.
33:10Nature abhors a vacuum.
33:12Yes, so does my cleaner.
33:15That's very good.
33:16It's pretty good.
33:17Why don't you show me this sound system?
33:20I'll be back in a tick.
33:23You're ahead with the host.
33:25Bet you're next to him at dinner.
33:27No.
33:32Right, I'm off to see what decorative hell Valerie's unleashed on the downstairs loom.
33:37Cluckroom, darling. Cluckroom.
33:38Mm-hmm.
33:39Did you show me this sound?
33:40I get a little bit of help.
33:42Or is he going to perform it too?
33:43I'm just going to...
33:44It's a good thing to do, you know?
33:46Okay, the satellite has this way.
33:47Let's embrace the possibilities.
33:49Well, I think your expertise will be alright.
33:54Of course, you're busy.
33:55Well, I think you like feeling useful.
33:57We'd have fun.
33:58He's not trying to seduce you onto his board, is he?
34:01We're a viable, growing company with excellent prospects.
34:04The financial awards are considerable.
34:06Ah, must we bring money into it.
34:09Fred is a businessman.
34:10It's what we do.
34:10You ever said no to this man?
34:12Frequently.
34:13Did you enjoy the polo?
34:15Ho, ho, ho, ho.
34:16You're a very bad influence.
34:17I did ache for three days.
34:18Freddie?
34:19Mr Verica and Mrs Stratton are on the television.
34:23Oh, yes.
34:23Do you want to see this?
34:24Yeah.
34:24Okay.
34:37Sarah, welcome.
34:38Hi, James.
34:38Absolutely.
34:39There you are, Sarah.
34:41Where's Sarah?
34:41You've been married to Paul Stratton, MP for Conchester, for a few months now.
34:46How do you see your role as the wife of an MP?
34:49To support my husband in every possible way.
34:52And how do you get on with Paul's family?
34:53I mean, his children must be nearly as old as you are.
34:55Oh, very good, James.
34:56Gripping stuff.
34:57No pressure on Paul to leave his first wife.
34:59But because he eventually made that decision, you know, I'm branded a scarlet woman.
35:03So I've had to try even harder to prove myself a good woman.
35:10Cute.
35:20Engaged to be married to a busy, powerful, famous man.
35:23The one thing I'm going to say is do not let yourself go.
35:26I mean, we all know what happens there.
35:28Hello, Cameron.
35:29I'm going to get you a drink.
35:30They're all glued to the local news, I'm afraid.
35:32Well, thank you.
35:33Oh, James!
35:34Stop it.
35:36Are you 21?
35:37Oh, please.
35:38And the rest.
35:39She's a natural, isn't she?
35:41Well, it's just wonderful to see her opening up.
35:42I understand that.
36:29Don't last the seconds, alright?
36:31Is this not fishing?
36:33You cologne?
36:34I wear it all the time.
36:35I like it.
36:36You sure the lighting wasn't a bit hard?
36:38It was brilliant.
36:40What the hell are you doing here?
36:41Freddie called after you left.
36:43I couldn't say no to him, could I?
36:44Well, don't do anything outrageous.
36:45Stay out of my way.
36:48Well, I clearly drew the long straw.
36:53Good.
36:54Are we all here with you?
36:56Yeah.
36:58I love it.
36:59Ah, Cavendish.
37:00We've never really had a proper chat, have we?
37:02No, we haven't, Lady Betty.
37:03I'm Monica, please.
37:05We're all friends here.
37:14Rupert Campbell Black.
37:18I presume since we're the only people here without partners that we're being set up with each other.
37:22And just so you know, I am perfectly comfortable with them.
37:25Do you have a boyfriend?
37:28Kind of.
37:30Kind of?
37:31Mm-hmm.
37:32Best kind.
37:37Sorry, I think, uh, someone's been playing with the, um...
37:41Anything all right, Valerie?
37:42Yes, yeah.
37:44Quite, quite all right.
37:45Do you work with Cavendish, Jane?
37:48Her name's Cannon.
37:49No, I promise it's not.
37:52No, Cavendish.
37:53See?
37:54James thought you were called Cameron.
37:56Yeah.
37:57It's Cameron.
37:58Yeah.
37:59But this beautiful was answered to Cavendish, so why didn't you say anything?
38:03What?
38:03Near my boss's wife.
38:06But...
38:06Silly girl.
38:08There's no need...
38:09Honestly, what peculiar behaviour?
38:16Salon moves.
38:17Do you like salmon moves?
38:19Sir, what have you got?
38:21Chinged French peasant cravat sauce.
38:25Desert chateau.
38:26Do you think it's garnished from actual sand?
38:28Garnished with leftover peasants?
38:32Not frequently, no.
38:34Not quite, Agatha, please.
38:36Sorry.
38:36I didn't tell her.
38:37I didn't tell her.
38:55Oh.
38:57Taggy.
38:58I have to go with that.
38:59It's...
39:02It looks amazing.
39:03I've got two lovable, a pheasant.
39:04It looks delicious.
39:05Thank you, Margaret.
39:06And how'd you get on with Declan on it?
39:08Well, I'm his producer, which gives him license to be obnoxious.
39:11God knows how his wife puts up with them.
39:13Well, you could ask Taggy here. She's his daughter.
39:16Oh, God, I'm sorry.
39:19It's all sport with you, isn't it?
39:21Blood sport, mostly the chase.
39:23Oh, but if you caught something, I don't think you'd know what to do with it.
39:27She's quite the ball breaker, your new producer. Where'd you find her?
39:30Hunted her down in New York.
39:31Ah, blood sports again. You guys go to school together or something?
39:34Oh, no, no, no, no.
39:36And that's funny. Why?
39:39Because, as it happens, no, we didn't.
39:42Rupert went to Harrow.
39:44I went to grammar school.
39:46And you'll never let anyone forget it, will you?
39:48I wasn't going to say anything of the sort of you that won't let anyone forget it, Battingham.
39:54Tony was quite different as a boy.
39:58Billy Bunter, weren't you?
40:00Okay. What's grammar school and how is it different from where you went?
40:04Well, it's increasingly hard to say.
40:06Rupert's school cost a lot more, but they didn't spend any of it teaching him manners.
40:12Very good, Lady Battingham.
40:13I can't imagine you, fat Tony.
40:15Swear I got my drive to succeed.
40:17I wish Fred Fridge had a drive like that. We can't budge his cows at all.
40:21Ha!
40:22Be careful what you wish for, Valerie. It might drive him to some dangerous places.
40:28I've been meaning to say, Tony, we've found a presenter for our Caring for the Elderly segment.
40:32She's a Jamaican lady living in Cotchester, a 70-year-old widow with an adult daughter,
40:37which makes her a black single mother. Box tape.
40:40I was brought up by a black single mother. Can't wait to tune in.
40:52She's so exotic, isn't she? Where's she from?
40:54America, I think.
40:56Wayne likes black girls, don't you, Wayne?
40:57Watch out!
40:58You've got a picture of Grace Jones with no clothes on. I saw it in your pants drawer.
41:02Oh, it's going so well. The pheasant was divine. Everyone's saying so.
41:06Oh, I knew you'd be wonderful at this. I'm sorry I should put you in that thing.
41:11It was me. You were at the menu's out. That's why the spelling's so bad.
41:15Oh, God. You're dyslexia.
41:19I'm so sorry. We thought we were taking the mickey out of someone else.
41:26Well, you cook like a dream, even if you can't spell for shit.
41:33Oh!
41:34Oh!
41:35Oh, my God. Bravo!
41:37Bravo!
41:38A plover.
41:38Bravo!
41:53What's your favourite thing about your job?
41:56Well, what a lovely question.
42:03Space.
42:05Up there, most British satellites use my computers now, and sometimes, I look up at the night sky and I
42:14see a little star winking back at me, and I think, I'll make that happen.
42:21And it blows my mind.
42:23I look up at the night sky and I see a little star.
42:28I see a little star winking back at me, and it's a fantastic little star.
42:29Oh, I have a good hand, and I know what was that too bright.
42:31I'm a little star winking back at me.
42:31Chateau Ghetto.
42:33Mm.
42:34This looks...
42:35Divine.
42:38Well done, Angel.
42:39Mm-hmm.
42:52you stupid bitch what the fuck are you doing i'm so sorry i'm sorry oops
42:58fetch a cloth agatha don't fetch a cloth it's armani i'll pay for it
43:02oh you couldn't begin to needn't be a bitch about it
43:10come on this this can't get you tidied up come with me rupert how could you
43:21god that is exactly the kind of crass i thought she'd like it god knows her mother would have
43:27come in home just a buffet they'd have for you to snack on perhaps she's not as innocent as you
43:31think she is and that's a very cheeky little dress valerie made her wear it to do the job
43:36not that you'd understand with looks like hers i wouldn't have thought a career was that
43:41important honestly rupert this was badly done
44:08i thought you wanted me to why on earth would you think that
44:14you like to watch or you might be grown up enough to play too you're disgusting and i want nothing
44:20to do with you
44:24taggy hang on
44:40well the traumatic ends of the evening all these sobbing women valerie all right she's chuffed
44:49winter bits that you're going for dinner so thank you so this bald thing she just came for me to
45:02get into something more cultural
45:05So why don't you send me over the business plan I'll look over it. I'll give you a call on
45:11Monday
45:28Last night was humiliating. I don't know if I can do this anymore
45:34You and me. What? Why?
45:41You were at Valerie Jones' dinner party?
45:45Yeah. I gather you got pudding tipped all over you by my daughter. I'll pay for the cleaning bill.
45:50Wouldn't Rupert do that. It was him who made Taggy drop the pudding when he groped her.
45:56You what?
45:57Oh yeah, no, no. It was more than a pinch on the bottom, wasn't it?
46:02I didn't see it at the time, but groped sounds right.
46:05I'm sorry, he fucking what?
46:07Yeah, he's a promiscuous libertine, isn't he? Fondles of whoever he likes.
46:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
46:16Wait, wait, wait, that bastard!
46:18Jesus, when I catch him up.
46:20Interview him to death?
46:23You know, that's an idea.
46:25Think about it. You go over there and thump him, who gets to see it? One housekeeper and a gardener
46:29at best.
46:31Have him on the show.
46:33You can flay him in front of 16 million people.
46:37Oh, but you already said you didn't want him, right? No hinterland.
46:39I didn't want him either. I didn't want to give him the exposure, but exposing him.
46:44Come on, that's a whole different show, isn't it? That's where you destroy him and it lasts a
46:49fuck of a lot longer than a black eye. Revenge is a dish best served on television.
47:06Oh, no.
47:09Oh, yeah.
47:20Oh, no.
47:31We'll go to work with you!
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