00:00Hey, hey, hey, Moon Crew, what's going on?
00:03Today, we are playing something super awesome.
00:05I am so excited.
00:07We have been waiting for a long, long time
00:10for Halo Fireteam Raven to come to Techno Parrot.
00:14And people thought it would never happen.
00:16They said, oh, this game, well, we've got it as an encrypted disc image.
00:21There's no way anybody will actually get us a dump.
00:25It's a $50,000 arcade cabinet if you want the four-player version.
00:30It is massive.
00:31It is hard to get.
00:33And there aren't that many of them.
00:35The closest one to me was like three hours away up in a beach town.
00:40So I don't know how it got done, though.
00:43Done really matter.
00:44We're here now.
00:45We're ready to play it.
00:46We're Victor Ramos or Ava Long, Lang, whatever.
00:50We're ready to Spartan it up.
00:53And, man, I'm excited.
00:55We've got to get HighwarlordJC here back for the two-player co-op action
00:58when he gets back from his birthday party.
01:01So let's get it done on one player, though.
01:04You know how excited.
01:05You know how long we've waited.
01:07It's time.
01:08Here we go, team.
01:10Let's show them how we do.
01:13Let's show them how we do.
01:25Assault rifle.
01:28Grenade.
01:29The cavalry is here!
01:31Look!
01:33Man down!
01:41Look over there!
02:03Let's show them how we do.
02:28Fireteam Raven, the point defense guns are down.
02:31Find the control panel and bring them back online.
02:34Sure, AI, Wesley.
02:36Wellesley.
02:46You sons of bitches.
03:04You sons of bitches.
03:06Oh, they dead.
03:15I've overridden the controls.
03:17Use these guns to hold off the Covenant fighters.
03:20Oh, I'm going to spank them.
03:23Infinite ammo?
03:24I don't even have to think.
03:48You AI, you can't do it.
03:50You're letting me down.
04:15That's actually like a devious thing.
04:17I know I'd program my AI to not be good enough.
04:19You'd take like some small chip damage.
04:21You're in here playing alone.
04:22I'm going to eat those quarters.
04:40Oh, sure.
04:58Plasma pistol.
05:00Plasma grenade.
05:02Plasma pistol.
05:18Will we just give up, Ava?
05:20We just can't do it no more?
05:26I want my assault rifle back.
05:50No survivors.
05:54Another Spartan?
05:55What's going on?
05:56Am I not a Spartan?
05:58I'm just a dude?
05:59No, I'm a Spartan for sure.
06:03Fireteam Raven, I suggest you get to the drop pods.
06:06Captain Keyes is about to crash land the autumn into the ring.
06:10Yeah, we do that a lot, it seems.
06:28Now we're talking.
06:29Ready?
06:30Grenade.
06:31Ready?
06:33Okay.
06:34Veronique arguebuttting theannya in return?
06:41Ready?
06:51Ready?
06:59Ready?edy
07:02Let's get to those drop-pods and make landfall for-
07:14Hell yeah, I am a Spartan, what are you new?
07:27Warthog minigun.
07:28Oh yeah, look at us, we're a whole squad, Ava, you're really letting me down.
08:12Oh, those are good guys, oh shit, I'm going, uh, they're a quarter miles from me for sure.
08:25This would be an absolutely insane way to wage war, like drop, drop dudes in open air machine
08:34gun carts out of planes, yeah, I don't think so.
08:40Okay.
08:40Okay.
08:51Okay.
08:57Okay.
08:59Okay.
09:04Okay.
09:13Okay.
09:24Okay.
09:50It doesn't really hit where I'm shooting, but hey, that's alright.
09:53It's a weird little reticule.
09:56Okay.
10:06Okay.
10:08Okay.
10:26Okay.
10:26We need to prevent covenant forces from accessing the pillar of autumn.
10:39Whoa!
10:55Tank on tank action!
11:11BUUUUUUUUUUUGS!!!
11:37Alright AI, you're gonna kick so much ass, maybe you can help.
12:03You look like somebody that could use a couple of rockets.
12:13Oh they're running, the frame rate's dropping.
12:20Good work.
12:22Good work again, shame we're skipping that cutscene.
12:25Sure would be cool to see what's going on.
12:27But that's not how we get maximum speed.
12:37Oh, it's my base.
12:54Wow.
12:55Wow.
13:28Wow.
13:51I think we gotta stick to shooting on the left, let the AI try to shoot the right, even
13:55if it's slower.
14:03Yep.
14:04You got it.
14:05Oh boy.
14:24Get some, get some.
14:25Rocket launcher.
14:30How do you like that?
14:32Yeah.
14:36Yeah.
14:42Yeah.
14:44Awesome.
14:46Let's play.
14:46Yep.
14:47There we go.
14:54Yeah.
15:09There we go.
15:12There you go.
15:12Go Very deep.
15:13Doesn't count the enemy.
15:43Shame, turret.
16:21Shame, turret.
16:43Shame, turret.
17:34Fireteam Raven, you're needed elsewhere on the ring.
17:37Fireteam Raven, there's a Falcon inbound to take you there.
17:40Assault rifle.
17:54Fireteam Raven, you should trust the AI.
18:16Needler.
18:17Plasma grenade.
18:32.
18:36Let's go.
19:05Let's go.
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20:40Warning, Raven. Scans are showing they are highly dangerous.
20:43Let's go.
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