00:00Hey guys, I'm sorry in advance that I look like a complete trash goblin.
00:04I've just been home all day writing scripts and being a ghoul.
00:10Joe Biden posted this little blog he wrote.
00:14I'm guessing he wrote it.
00:15The other day I was accused by one of my opponents of running in the wrong primary.
00:21Pretty amazing.
00:22On one level.
00:24It's kind of funny.
00:25This is so sassy.
00:26You know what?
00:27I think it's pretty funny that...
00:29That's Joe Biden.
00:32I have fought for the Democratic Party my whole career.
00:35I know what we stand for, who we stand with, and what we believe.
00:40Who we stand with.
00:41Corporations.
00:42What we believe.
00:44Bombing brown people.
00:46And it's not just policies or issues.
00:48It's in my bones.
00:50Like, there we go.
00:51It's not something everyone in this primary can say.
00:53This whole thing is just a subtweet to Bernie.
00:56That's what I feel like it's gonna be.
00:57But at another level, these kinds of attacks are a serious problem.
01:00Don't criticize me.
01:02This is a problem.
01:03They reflect an angry, unyielding viewpoint.
01:06It has crept into our politics.
01:08If someone doesn't agree with you, it's not that you disagree.
01:12That person must be a coward or corrupt or a small figure.
01:16So this is Joe seeing all the criticism he's getting by, like, young people who are actually
01:22politically active and are tired of this, these dusty, crusty-ass establishment Democrats.
01:28And he's like, why can't we just disagree peacefully?
01:31Joe, you're running to rule the country.
01:33I made a video about this.
01:34Joe, like, can't take criticism, which is very weird for a presidential candidate who
01:41is going to be going up against Trump, who is going to be throwing really harsh criticism
01:46and insults at you, whatever.
01:48Some may call it the my way or the highway approach to politics, but it's worse than that.
01:53It's condescending to the millions of Democrats who have a different view.
01:56So this is just Joe being very confused why there's so many Democrats that hate him.
02:02He doesn't understand that the world is different than it was in, like, 2008.
02:08It's representative of an alienism that the working class and middle people do not honor-
02:13Oh, shut up.
02:14We know best, you know nothing.
02:17I'm sorry, aren't you literally the man who was like, shut the fuck up, millennials, I don't
02:21care about your issues?
02:23I'm pretty sure you are.
02:25This is no way to get anything done.
02:27This is no way to bring the country together.
02:30This is no way for the party to beat Donald Trump.
02:32There it is.
02:33There it is.
02:34Vote for me.
02:34I'm the only one who knows how to beat Donald Trump.
02:36Stop being mean to me because we need to beat Donald Trump.
02:38There are a lot of ways, a lot of progressive ways, to fix our healthcare system, to make
02:44our tax system fair, and to address the challenge of climate change.
02:47I believe that I have proposed the most progressive ideas in this ca-
02:54Okay, boom.
02:55My healthcare plan expands coverage, lowers costs, blah, blah, blah.
02:59I think it's the best plan.
03:01That doesn't mean I think those who disagree with me are cowards or small thinkers.
03:07That doesn't mean someone else doesn't have good ideas.
03:10I just think it's the best way.
03:12Yeah, you think it.
03:13You think it's the best way.
03:15Do the people think it?
03:16Apparently, according to the polls, but Joe can't even get-
03:21Apparently, he can't even get like 500 people to one of his rallies.
03:25And his funding is so low that he has to get a super PAC.
03:28Like, I don't know.
03:30The polls, these early polls are not reliable at all.
03:33And I swear to God, the polls are just like people who are apolitical, like boomers or
03:37whatever, who see Joe Biden's name and are like, oh yeah, that was the vice president.
03:40So I guess I'll vote for him.
03:43That's why Joe is so high in the polls.
03:45To get anything done in this country, we need to persuade, to compromise, to reach-
03:52Compromise.
03:53That is a big one with Joe.
03:54His wife literally said, his wife literally said, my husband sucks, but you know, he's
04:00the best bet, so compromise and swallow it.
04:04This whole like, compromise, I'm the only one who can beat Donald Trump is so cringe.
04:09It's bad.
04:10Stop.
04:10It's bad.
04:11Stop.
04:11I stand with the Democratic Party of Barack Obama.
04:14The party that fought and passed for-
04:17Oh fuck, yes, we remember, we remember Obama.
04:20Joe, let go of Obama.
04:22He won't even endorse you.
04:23This man that you were constantly kissing the ass of won't even endorse you.
04:27That is so sad.
04:29Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi, oh fuck, this is just, this is just DNC ass kissing.
04:35Hardcore.
04:36So let's stop these kind of attacks.
04:38Let's keep our eye on the ball.
04:40Above all else, we must defeat Donald Trump.
04:44These people act like nothing was bad before Donald Trump.
04:48That if Donald Trump is defeated and Joe Biden becomes president, suddenly the world would
04:52just be like rainbows and unicorns and everything will be fixed.
04:57It's literally, this is fear-mongering.
04:59Trump is bad.
05:00Don't get me wrong.
05:01Orange man bad.
05:02We gotta do more than that.
05:03It can't just be defeat the orange man and then everything is good.
05:06I'm the only one who could defeat Donald Trump so you can't, so stop criticizing me, please.
05:10Please stop criticizing me so I can defeat Donald Trump because I'm the only one that could
05:14do it.
05:14He needs to go home.
05:15He needs to retire.
05:16He needs to enjoy his life.
05:18He needs to watch Jeopardy and play crossword puzzles for the rest of his life.
05:22He needs to relax.
05:23He needs to go home.
05:27That's it.
05:28That's the video.
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