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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 2
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00:06You
00:06You don't mention that you're hosting the Bunga competition tomorrow. I didn't get visas
00:09Are you kidding me? So why didn't they fly us out?
00:12But they did man like first class too. So then what are we doing sitting in a car at the
00:16board?
00:17We're pocketing the money, bro. Just chill
00:20All right
00:22Neil, switch with me. You're the least suspicious looking out of all of us. Okay, true
00:31Okay, ow. Put your foot on my face. Oh, fuck. I forgot my driver's license
00:37You kidding me? Well, I brought my passport. I hate having two IDs. It's like so confusing
00:42You're gonna make me talk to the border guy? Really? Just come back. Okay, switch back. Let's go
00:49Ask your foot in my mouth
00:54You guys are tripping man. Just say you go in your cousin's engagement. Bro, I use this goose all the
00:59time
01:00Oh, we should say we're shopping at the buffalo outlets
01:03Bro, what is this? 2006? Okay, yo, everybody shut up. Let me handle this, all right
01:12Hi, good evening. So, uh, uh, afternoon passports
01:23Citizenships
01:24Canadian
01:26All of you? Yep
01:29What's the nature of your business?
01:30We're going to visit my dance cousin. I'm, uh, dancing to go visit my cousin
01:35We're on a visit to visit my dance cousin to dance with him during my visit
01:41He's getting engaged
01:44I'm not getting paid
01:46Mm-hmm
01:47Nice
01:48Nice set of wheels you got there
01:51What do you do for a living?
01:52Uh, you know, uh, it's online stuff
01:55Just some online stuff, huh?
01:58You got any drugs in the car?
02:01No
02:02How about illegal firearms or explosives?
02:05What? No
02:06You sure about that?
02:08Yeah, I'm sure we don't have illegal firearms or explosives
02:12Okay
02:13I'm going to need you to, uh, pull over and head inside for further inspection
02:16What?
02:17Why?
02:18I don't need to give you a goddamn reason why
02:20Pull over now
02:21Get inside
02:25What's up with the fucking attitude, bro?
02:28You're not supposed to be a prick
02:29We don't have any rights here, man
02:30Just smile and say, yes, sir
02:32We're going to be here all day now
02:33Fuck
02:34This country is like a very masculine energy
02:37We can't get up with us
02:38And talk to God, he probably listened
02:39Yeah, I'm from Punjab
02:41But might whip that shit
02:42German
02:42Loose leaf 3-5
02:43OG with the bourbon
02:45Bird box, bird bitch
02:46Who don't let the birds in?
02:47Dance moves, Amari
02:48And then
02:49I tried picking her up
02:50And I couldn't
02:51She grew that much overnight
02:52Blows my fucking mind
02:54Wait, which daughter is this again?
02:56One of the middle ones
02:57Anyways
02:57How are things at home?
03:00Yeah
03:00You know
03:02Dad's away, so
03:03Still me doing everything
03:05What about your new girl?
03:06Uh, she got messy
03:08So I think I'm going to be
03:09Single for a while, probably
03:11You know what?
03:12You do you
03:15Oh, shit
03:15I totally forgot I have therapy in 10
03:17I gotta go, sonny
03:18Hey, yo
03:19You can use one of my spare offices
03:21I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit
03:23Because these guys watch
03:24Cracked out DC Reels all day
03:25But it should hold
03:27Really?
03:28Yeah, yeah
03:28It's right there
03:29Okay, thanks
03:30I'll be quick
03:31Yeah, no problem
03:36Yeah
03:36C'mon
03:37Yo Shinda
03:39Archibaldi
03:40Bro come on
03:41I'm back to work
03:42I need to check
03:43Well funny
03:44I just want to check
03:45Don't have time
03:46Sorry
03:47Load it in the fucking truck
03:48Go
03:49There's no bad thing
03:51I got here
03:51Just
03:52Little back problems
03:53A little break
04:10Okay, you're good to go I guess we're good to fucking go man, let's grab the seats and let's roll
04:18out
04:19Go where bro? The engine's literally on the ground
04:21Does anybody know how to put this together?
04:24Is it all-wheel drive?
04:25Yeah
04:26No, I don't know how
04:27Fuck, we're gonna be late as fuck man, like fuck
04:30Oh, I told you we should have flown man
04:32Fuck
04:34Okay, you know what? I know who to call
04:41Yo, Sonny
04:43Yeah, what's up?
04:46Yeah, man
04:49Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
04:52Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend
04:55This is all that's left
05:04Yes, babe
05:06Told you I was going away this weekend
05:08Right before we left
05:10How else am I supposed to make money?
05:13Just get mom to watch him
05:15Holy fuck, relax
05:16You always do this shit
05:19Fuck, man
05:21Hey
05:23You got a lot of anger in here
05:25I can hold space if you want
05:26This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix
05:31What are you talking about?
05:32All right, good news
05:33It's got off the phone, Sonny
05:34He's got a guy coming through the border and he just hit your ride with him
05:37Nice
05:37Yeah
05:38Probably take the car too
05:39Sick
05:42No way, man
05:43Bye, bye, bye, bye, buddy
05:45Oh my God
05:46Okay, everything looks good
05:47You guys are good to go
05:48Here we go
05:49You guys have a safe trip, okay?
05:51Take care
05:53Nice car, by the way
05:54Fucking white people
05:57So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
06:01I don't know, I just, I don't
06:03I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair
06:06It was nice to be taken care of
06:07You know, I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else
06:10Especially at home
06:11I take care of my mom, my younger sisters
06:14My dad was always on the road growing up, so I didn't really have a choice
06:18Well, because you're the eldest, right?
06:20Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking
06:23True, but I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him
06:27That's just not me
06:30So anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now
06:34But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess, I don't know
06:38Tell me, Chippy
06:40Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
06:43Look, whomever you choose to date
06:45It seems like you need to get to the root cause of why you attract these dynamics
06:51What do you mean?
06:52Well, it just means being accountable for your patterns
06:56My, me, I'm the victim
06:58He's the one who needs to be held accountable
07:00Him and all the other men
07:03Right the fucking end
07:05Shut the fuck up!
07:07I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy
07:09Don't you allowed fucks have anything else to do?
07:11Holy shit!
07:14Sorry, ma'am
07:14Sorry
07:16Fuck's sake
07:17I'm sorry
07:17What were you saying again?
07:23You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit
07:28And talk about the anger
07:30What anger?
07:32Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns
07:34You can get a gun and a burger
07:36Oh, oh, my gosh
07:37I think this is our truck
07:43Oh, shit!
07:45Tilljot!
07:46Come on in, bro!
07:47What's up?
07:47Um, oh, this is my cousin, just meet
07:49And this is his, um, this is his Navi
07:54Bro, thank you so much for being a son
08:00Of course, of course, of course
08:03All you Canadian ones say bro a lot
08:04Yo bro, toilet bro, hemorrhoids bro, this thing bro
08:10Alright, we're basically just saying paaji
08:12If you think about it, our bro to paaji ratio
08:15Is the exact same
08:16Paaji this, paaji that, paaji oh, chanka paaji
08:20Paaji bro, bro, paaji
08:21Paaji bro, bro, paaji
08:22There's literally no difference, man
08:24We all have that inner drive to say that word
08:29So, you nervous to host it?
08:32Uh, not really, man
08:34I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork
08:37Too many at this point
08:39Come on, bro, a gig's a gig, you know that, man
08:42Oh, I'm sure you'll be great, paaji
08:44Thanks, man
08:45So, how long have you been driving truck with Sunny?
08:48Uh, just under a year
08:51Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
08:53Do you know what's back there?
08:54Uh, tires, you know, usually, probably
08:57You know, I had to help pay tons of debt
09:00And some medical bills back home
09:03This has been keeping me steady
09:05That's good, man
09:05As long as it's honest work, man
09:07You never know what that guy is
09:08Oh, nothing like that, paaji
09:11I'm just grateful to Sunny, paaji
09:13He's been keeping me employed
09:15As I look for a job in my field
09:16Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
09:21Yeah, I'm a farmer back home
09:23So, looking for a job in my field
09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah
09:26In his field
09:27In his field
09:28Well, you have to go back there to work in your field
09:31You're telling me to go back?
09:32No!
09:32No, I mean...
09:34Ooooooh!
09:35Man, bro
09:36Bro!
09:37Bro!
09:38Hey, yo, hello
09:40Hey, yo, bang
09:41Get up, get up
09:42Get up, posted on the block
09:43I'll lift down
09:44Man, I had your finger
09:45Man, I need you to come pull up for me
09:47Ain't no bang, no
09:48I got that fully full, pull up for me
09:50One name, man
09:51I got him
09:52I need you to go
09:52I need you to go
09:54I need you to come
09:57I need you to come
09:58Put up for me
09:58Hey, sir
09:58How are you?
09:59Come on.
10:00Come on.
10:01Come on.
10:03Come on!
10:03Come on!
10:04Shidde, you were fine.
10:07How are you doing these job-for-the-day jobs?
10:09I'm sorry, sir.
10:10I don't know, but my work is quite fine.
10:12You don't know my job-for-the-day work.
10:14Brother, what is your respect?
10:16It's not that we don't respect you, it's just that.
10:20I'm just scared of this new supervisor.
10:23Supervisor?
10:24What supervisor?
10:25I didn't know Sri Lankan girl.
10:26We didn't hire them, a big deal.
10:29I'm going to bring them in.
10:31Oh.
10:32I don't want to go with her.
10:48Hi.
10:49Good evening.
10:50We checking in?
10:51Yes, we are.
10:52Great.
10:52What name is the reservation under?
10:54It should be under your name, man.
10:56You got this, right?
10:57I'm going to go get some lemon water.
10:58Okay.
10:59Hey, I saw on Yelp that you guys give a cookie when you check in.
11:04Can I get that now?
11:06Yeah.
11:07Cool.
11:12Is that gluten-free?
11:14Yes, it is.
11:15Okay, then I don't want it.
11:17Oh.
11:18Yeah.
11:18Okay.
11:19I'll be back.
11:22Yeah, sorry about that.
11:23It's okay.
11:25Anyways, the name should be under a first name just made, the last name Dutta.
11:29Okay.
11:30How do you spell it?
11:30D-U-T-T-A.
11:32Dutta.
11:34Yeah, sorry.
11:35I'm not seeing anything under that name.
11:36Could it be under anything else?
11:39Just means Swirled.
11:42Yes.
11:44Okay, we do have that.
11:45Great.
11:46Great.
11:46Mr. Swirled.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Just a government ID and credit card for incidentals.
11:51Cool.
11:51Okay.
11:56Okay.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh, yeah.
12:00Uh, sorry, Mr. Dutta.
12:02Uh, yeah.
12:03The name on the ID actually has to match the name on the room.
12:06We're looking for Mr. Swirled.
12:08Yeah, that's just my stage name.
12:10Okay.
12:11But I would, I would still need an ID saying that though, sir.
12:14Yeah, but that's me.
12:16It's, I'm Mr. Swirled.
12:17It's literally me on the flyer.
12:25Oh, yeah.
12:26You look great on that.
12:27But, um, yeah, no, I, I still would need to see ID.
12:31It's policy.
12:32Seriously?
12:34Can we get a selfie, please?
12:37Sure.
12:44Sorry.
12:45I, I already bent the rules on the cookie.
12:49Okay.
12:50Yo, Nubby.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Can you call the organizers?
12:52They booked the room under the wrong name.
12:54Yo, just check again, man.
12:55I'm sure they have been.
12:56Bro, just do your job, please.
13:00Oh, he's making me do shit, man.
13:02Like, well, I don't know.
13:04Do this and do that.
13:09Hello.
13:10Hello.
13:11Yeah, I need one of you guys to come down.
13:13Hello.
13:14I need one of you guys to come.
13:16These guys can't hear a goddamn thing, man.
13:18They sound drunk.
13:19They're partying or some shit.
13:20Here, get to me.
13:21Hello?
13:23Hey, uh, it's just me.
13:26Uh, just me?
13:27The guy that's emceeing your competition?
13:29Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:30Bro, you gotta, you gotta get your ass to the mixer right now.
13:32It's so late right now, bro.
13:34Look, uh, we're at the front desk right now,
13:36and you can't check in, because the name is...
13:38Yo, oh, shit, they're playing Roger Chacha.
13:40I'm on piano remix.
13:41Are you seriously booked it under Mr. Swirl?
13:44Yeah.
13:45Sorry.
13:46But he can change his name, right?
13:48Legally?
13:50Hello?
13:52Hello?
14:13Yo, handles.
14:14What is it, Paul?
14:17Are you kidding me?
14:18It's just me.
14:19Holy shit.
14:20Dude, what are you doing here?
14:23I haven't seen you since, like, sick camp days.
14:25This is wild.
14:26Don't you live in Jersey?
14:27Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister.
14:29She's competing.
14:30I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you.
14:32You've accomplished so much.
14:33I'm watching you from a distance like the little stalker that I am.
14:36Really?
14:37Okay.
14:38Um, full disclosure, your videos pop up on my feed, like, all the time.
14:43Wow.
14:44Really embarrassed.
14:45Yes, I am also a stalker.
14:47I know.
14:48Also, you go by Maya now?
14:50Yeah.
14:51Yeah, it's, uh, you know, just to make life easier.
14:53And, uh, also just to remind myself that everything in life is really an illusion.
14:57Yo, just me.
14:58Okay.
14:59Yo.
14:59All right.
15:00I'll see you.
15:01Yo, bro.
15:01Okay.
15:01Hey, Ellen, they've got no rooms available.
15:04There's a motel in, like, 30 minutes down the street.
15:06They've got vacancies.
15:08All right, let me call a number.
15:09Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
15:11And you're hosting the competition?
15:13Yeah, there's some sort of name mixed up, and the organizers are all drunk, so.
15:19Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
15:21I'll crash up my sister.
15:23What?
15:23No.
15:24No, no, no.
15:25Don't be ridiculous, man.
15:25No, trust me.
15:26Just me.
15:27She would probably want that anyways, with how nervous she is.
15:30Uh.
15:33Okay.
15:34Uh, yeah.
15:36Yeah, that'd be awesome.
15:37Are you sure?
15:38I'm sure.
15:39I got you.
15:39I'll just get my stuff out of there, and you're good to go.
15:41Thank you so much.
15:42You're a lifestreamer.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:44It's nice seeing you.
15:48Damn.
15:49Gonna smash that happy chick away.
15:53What?
15:54Manager's gotta eat, too, bro.
15:56Dude.
15:57I kissed the hotel girl.
15:59Really?
16:00What's she taste like?
16:01She tastes like hotel.
16:03Okay, let's go.
16:04Get your bags, man.
16:05Let's go.
16:06Hotel?
16:06No, what does hotel taste like?
16:11Heading out?
16:12Yeah.
16:13And hey, thank you so much for letting me use your office.
16:16Sorry I was here all day.
16:17I just, I got so much work done.
16:18Not just therapy.
16:20Take it.
16:21What?
16:22Take the space.
16:24It's yours.
16:24Whenever you need it.
16:26Design work, therapy, 16 Chapel, the ceiling.
16:30I don't care.
16:31Whatever.
16:31Free of charge.
16:33Sistine Chapel, Sonny.
16:35What?
16:35And that's really nice, but why?
16:37Dude, today's been one of the most productive days here in a minute.
16:41Your presence, it's like, it's keeping my guys in line.
16:44Did you pick that shit up from your dad?
16:46Oh, yeah.
16:47You know how many of my dad's scary-ass trucker buddies I used to get to buy me candy as
16:50a kid?
16:51I was cute.
16:52Terrifying, but cute.
16:53I mean, just keep acting like the supervisor, and everything the light touches is yours.
17:00Okay.
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17:36Hi, Jasmid.
17:37How are we doing?
17:38Feeling good?
17:39No, we're not happy.
17:40Yeah, I'll take care of this, man.
17:41What the fuck was up with last night?
17:43You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man?
17:46And you out getting fucking drunk?
17:48I'm sorry.
17:49I did the party that we were at.
17:51Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
17:54Fuck, come on, man!
17:55No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern.
17:58I'm so sorry.
17:59Sorry is not good enough, Dr. Saab.
18:01And look at this green room.
18:02It's not private, and it's fucking bare, man.
18:05We have chips and water.
18:07What is this, a grade five birthday party, bro?
18:09All right, what more do you want, dude?
18:11Like, get us some fucking steak, some kebabs, some sushi, some bottles of fucking Ciroc,
18:16some crown?
18:17I don't know if I can get all that in time.
18:18No, no, no.
18:19You will.
18:21Otherwise, we're not doing the show.
18:23Jasmid is an icon, kid.
18:25House of fucking respect!
18:26Hey, I'll get right on it.
18:29Yeah, that's right.
18:31Can you believe this fucking guy?
18:32If it was all that necessary, he was like some vichata college kid.
18:36We can't keep lowering their standards, man.
18:39They'll never respect you if you let them keep getting away with this.
18:42I'm asking for Ciroc bottles in the middle of the day.
18:46Yo, manager's got to eat, too.
18:48Plus, it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters.
18:50You know what I mean?
18:52Damn.
18:53Good luck, guys.
19:02Bro, it's a full house.
19:05There's got to be, like, 100 people out there.
19:07This is a 1,400 seat theater, bro.
19:10I don't have my glasses.
19:12Okay.
19:13Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the massive internet sensation
19:17and one of the funniest voices of our generation,
19:20the heartthrob himself.
19:23Give it up for...
19:25Friend!
19:27Hey, y'all.
19:28Congrats for 25 years of the North American South Asian Talent Competition.
19:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge.
19:35And I would have loved to be there in person to celebrate this milestone with you guys.
19:39But your boy is guest judging the Masked Singer this week.
19:43I know.
19:44Womp womp.
19:45And I'm still hosting popular competitions.
19:47Just get out there and do me your job, bro.
19:49Just focus.
19:50Love you all.
19:51Make sure you kill it.
19:53And you know what they say.
19:54Bram means love.
19:55Bram, out.
19:58All right.
19:59Now give it up for our host of the night, Jazby Dutta.
20:04All right.
20:05Woo!
20:06Yes.
20:07Give it up for me, that idiot that came out way too early.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:12The way less successful in that guy, that's not as hot as him.
20:17I'm here with you tonight.
20:19Isn't that fun?
20:21I'm excited.
20:25I just ran into one of the Bhangana teams backstage.
20:28We've got to talk about your names.
20:30First of all, they're way too long.
20:31Okay.
20:32The team I ran backstage, Soni, Gabru, Mitre, Punjab, Nachi, Hassi, Papa, Johani, Sheradi, Toronto Division.
20:40Like, that's way too long, okay?
20:42You don't have to just, like, hold a Jumby dictionary into your days.
20:46Don't even do that.
20:46You all right, man?
20:47You seem stressed.
20:49So, Janani's brother is always freaking tripping, man.
20:52Oh.
20:53Well, as a recent survivor of an unconscious uncoupling, I can tell that you're brushing
20:58me off because you're avoiding your emotions.
21:01But I'm here for you, man.
21:04Bro, go and take some pictures, man.
21:06Aren't you the social media guy?
21:08I don't even have my phone.
21:10What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
21:12Well, I've got to take this phone call, man.
21:14Just...
21:14God.
21:15I got you.
21:16Oh, man.
21:19We've got the music, man.
21:20It's an interesting pocket, man.
21:21It feels like we've just now entered our 2000s era.
21:25We're still, like, 20, 25 years behind.
21:27I mean, everybody's wearing baggy jeans now.
21:30They got them wearing track suits.
21:33Jundi's walking around in a pink fur coat.
21:35Like, bro, you're not Cameron.
21:37You know what I mean?
21:39Honestly, the only thing we're missing is John Rule, the real John Rule, not Dr. Seuss's
21:44bootleg John Rule.
21:45I hope he's doing well wherever he is.
21:46But the real John Rule, hopping on a track and just being like,
21:49New Yorker, don't care, murder.
21:51That's the only thing.
21:53But we're going to have fun regardless.
21:55So let's give it up for our first team.
21:58I'm not saying their name.
21:59We're going to talk about this.
22:00Put your hands together.
22:02Let's do it.
22:08Killed it.
22:22Why is this guy who's on his phone?
22:24He must be using so much data.
22:26He's using my hotspot.
22:44Yo, shout out to my boy, Jesse, for killing it tonight.
22:50And all you sexy fucking girls.
22:52I fucking love fun at our competition.
22:55Woo!
22:56Shots, baby!
22:59Woo!
23:01Yeah!
23:02Shots!
23:03Yo, can you tell your manager to be careful?
23:06The deposit in this room is really steep.
23:08Woo!
23:09Shots!
23:14Shit.
23:15Yo, it's for one thing.
23:15Everybody shut the fuck up!
23:19Hey, babe.
23:21Yeah.
23:22No, I'm just here with the boys.
23:24We're just about to go to sleep.
23:27No, there's no one in the room.
23:29Yo, shut the fuck up!
23:33Yeah.
23:34No, I didn't put it on mute.
23:37What are you talking about?
23:38Hey, let me go to a better area, okay?
23:41Yo, man.
23:42Take care of the girls, okay?
23:45Yeah.
23:45Yo, why are you always tripping?
23:47Like, seriously.
23:48What the fuck?
23:52It's trippy.
23:54All right, I'm going to take care of the girls.
23:56Okay.
23:58Hello?
23:59Uh, hi.
24:01Do any women here need water?
24:04No?
24:05Just let me know if any of the guys are acting aggressive or inappropriate.
24:11I'm here.
24:12Yo, how'd it go?
24:14Uh, I don't know, man.
24:15I just feel like I'm on autopilot at these things.
24:17So then why do you still do them?
24:19So nobody can get away from his wife for the weekend?
24:21Like, what else am I supposed to do?
24:22Put yourself in new places, you know?
24:26Sometimes you might find a creative spark in the random spots.
24:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
24:31Oh, dude.
24:33Guess who I ran into?
24:34Who?
24:35My first kiss.
24:36Where?
24:37At the competition.
24:38Isn't that crazy?
24:39And I think she might be single.
24:41So what are you doing still talking to me, loser?
24:42Go, find out.
24:44All right, I'm going to get out of this black-ass after party.
24:45I'll talk to you later, eh?
24:46Peace.
24:49Okay, bye.
24:52Shit!
24:54I might just have to make official uniforms for my guys.
24:56These designs are sick.
24:57Yeah?
24:58Thanks, honey.
24:58Okay, well, look, I'll send you an invoice to get the work started.
25:01Yo, I give this girl a free office and somehow I'm getting charged?
25:05Is that what you're learning in therapy?
25:07Some reverse psychology shit?
25:09I like this.
25:27Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me.
25:30Like, I just want to live and enjoy life.
25:33I probably don't even love her anymore.
25:35She probably doesn't even love me.
25:38We were never fucking compatible.
25:40I am so proud of you for opening up to me.
25:44Only stayed together because of the kids.
25:46That's the way I was raised.
25:48You know, we don't divorce, you feel me?
25:51But I feel so trapped, man.
25:53So alone.
25:55Yeah.
25:56Yeah.
25:56This is a huge first step.
26:00Okay?
26:01You can't heal what you can't name.
26:04Fuck.
26:06You're so chill or whatever, man.
26:08Like, thank you, bro.
26:09Here.
26:12One sec.
26:13One sec, man.
26:13I gotta do this.
26:14Hey, get the fuck out.
26:16He's having a breakthrough, man.
26:21Hey.
26:22I love you.
26:25Don't say that, man.
26:27I barely know you.
26:40Wow.
26:41Look who it is.
26:43Hiding out from your rabbit pen?
26:45Uh, I'm seeing a little break.
26:47Enjoying the view.
26:48Mmm.
26:49So, how did you like it?
26:51It was good.
26:52It was good.
26:53Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, so fresh.
26:56Oh, my God.
26:57I didn't know you were going to torture me.
27:00Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
27:03Sure.
27:04I feel like you have funnier stuff you could be doing.
27:09Wow.
27:10Yeah, no, you're right, but it's just, it's in the right crowd.
27:14Okay.
27:15Well, when you find the right crowd, let me know.
27:17I'll come watch.
27:19You're going to come all the way up to Toronto?
27:21Yeah.
27:22Really?
27:23Yeah.
27:23You know, Toronto's actually next on my list.
27:27Okay.
27:28Well, if you ever need a place to crash, I can return the favor.
27:34Oh, okay.
27:35Well, I might actually take you up on that.
27:38Okay.
27:42It reminds me of when we, uh, snuck out to watch the stars that night.
27:47Oh, my God.
27:48Wow.
27:49That was crazy.
27:51Yeah.
27:53You know, that was actually my first kiss.
27:57Mine, too.
27:58Really?
27:59Yeah.
28:01Hmm.
28:03Also, I totally didn't apologize for how much spit and slobber and untrouble I got all over
28:09your face, so I was new at it, actually.
28:11All good.
28:12And I'm way better now.
28:14Oh.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Hmm.
28:16Well, I'll be the judge of that.
28:19Yeah.
28:20Mm-hmm.
28:37Well?
28:39Oh.
28:40It's like, uh, 10% less wet.
28:43Okay.
28:44That's an improvement.
28:45Maybe if I keep practicing, I'll, uh, I'll get there.
28:48Oh, you want to keep practicing?
28:50Yeah, practice makes perfect.
28:51Oh.
28:53Yeah.
28:53It's the only way to perfection.
28:57You're right.
29:05Yeah.
29:46Ah
29:47Oh
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