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The R.o.o.k.i.e - Season 7 - Episode 17: Mutiny and the Bounty
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00:05the ceiling leak is back oh well I can fix it again but the truth is we need a new
00:11roof
00:11that sounds expensive about 15,000 can we diy it that would be 15,000 plus hospital bills
00:18roofs are my nemeses okay sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work
00:22all right and we'll see you shortly
00:27oh hello officer john nolan what a joy to my eyes i need advice for my bestie may i come
00:33in
00:33uh well i know we're friends i think he means me what's up oh well schnooky putsy i'm struggling
00:40with a major problem one that has plagued humanity since it first emerged from the primordial ooze and
00:45ate from the pornographic apple i'm in love again this time it's for keeps she's the one the future
00:52mrs skip tracer randy that's wonderful i hope we get to meet her oh what do you already have the
00:58object of my affection is none other than the beautiful talented and unnervingly flexible
01:02chastity sneed my brother's girlfriend half-brother yes when we were having a wonderful role playing
01:07adventures together at your wedding i felt a deep and powerful connection i can no longer deny
01:11i love peter yes he's fine okay whatever but i also kind of wish he was a little bit dead
01:16well we've all been there okay well have you let her know this that is why i'm here i need
01:21your
01:21help i want to make a grand romantic gesture what do you think she would like more a giraffe
01:25or perhaps like a purple lamborghini oh well those are two very different very expensive options yes i
01:32forgot to tell you how silly of me so 10 years ago a client paid me using a pretend wallet
01:37thingy on
01:38the computer i checked it recently and it turns out randy spitz is a bitcoin billionaire a billionaire
01:44okay we're like a hundred millionaire but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way anyway
01:48let's brainstorm what is the clearest path to chastity's heart okay we actually have to get to
01:53work so maybe we can talk about this over dinner yeah perhaps i give you 100 000 for five more
01:58minutes
01:58up to time i'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee you still four cream sticks always is
02:08my mom is calling it is too early in the morning for this it might be an emergency hey mom
02:13everything
02:13okay someone's trying to get into the house lock yourself in the bathroom do not come out until i get
02:22there control i have an in-progress home invasion mom you okay yeah sorry to worry you
02:36don't you love your hair looks so cute that way thank you mrs harper mom what is going on i
02:42feel so
02:42silly it wasn't a burglar it was this nice gentleman deputy ron martin west hollywood station
02:48why were you trying to get into my mother's house i'm serving an eviction notice this must be the
02:53wrong address she's the owner that's what i was trying to tell him i checked the address multiple
02:58times ma'am your mother received several warnings that she needed to vacate did you get a notice
03:02uh i don't know i'll mostly get junk mail but i recycle it here i'll call wesley we'll get this
03:09sorted
03:09out uh mommy i'm not i got here as fast as i could mom oh hi dear are you okay
03:16yeah you sounded so
03:17scared on the phone you two are friends did you know this no best of friends is a matter of
03:23fair
03:23which you would know if you ever called i don't like any of this me neither when do they post
03:29the
03:29results from the sergeant exam today supposedly so my anxiety is at about 12 right now what no no nothing
03:35it's nothing important no nothing i what i need help okay not like in case of emergency help but i
03:41okay stop just just ask the question right what should i give raj for his birthday oh well when is
03:48it saturday okay well have you thought about just asking him what he wants no because i would undermine
03:53my whole existence what i'm an empath an intuitive a deeply spiritual person i should be able to
03:59to feel the right gift in my soul right okay and you're not feeling that with raj i'm feeling nothing
04:04and it's freaking me out because i really like him but what if it's a sign that something is wrong
04:11listen it could be or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself to get the perfect gift that
04:16you've sent your intuition into a panic spiral you think i'm spiraling
04:35couldn't talk to my favorite offices of the female persuasion randy hi nice car yes thank you i just
04:42purchased it i'm coming to you now because i need your help john and bailey's gift ideas were useless
04:47i need a young woman's perspective okay uh perspective about what i'm in love with chastity
04:54oh pete's chastity yes that's the one well since when during the wedding i pretended to be pete and
04:59things led to things and now i'm in love okay god it's great now what do i need to give
05:03her my new
05:04beloved oh we were just talking about gifts my boyfriend raj time out no no talking about me so let's
05:10focus okay what do women like yeah uh well i've always liked uh getting to know each other's shared
05:17goals and values okay yeah let's keep thinking uh how about a house what if a man bought you a
05:22house
05:22you'd have to love him then yes i mean how big a house what what i mean real estate in
05:27the latest
05:27cutthroat randy listen if you really see a future with chastity just talk to her you know get to know
05:33her friends her life to me i think women just want to be listened to i think that's the real
05:38foundation
05:38of a relationship of friends yes your wisdom is truly boundless lucy chen i'm off to win her love
05:47with listening oh and maybe i'll pick up some diamonds on the way you know just in case
05:53that's gonna end badly isn't it 100 you're on the burns case this morning yeah yeah back to the
05:58depositions great thanks for taking that off my hands for me between the election and these college
06:03visits i barely have time to breathe any chance logo don't stay local yeah you know i'm doing my
06:08best i'm talking up ucla usc but he clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest away from us a
06:14jack slept on my head last night you know i used to want to punch people when they said this
06:18to me but
06:18you're gonna miss it when it's over i'm sure i will morning gentlemen you ready to testify yes sir
06:24and if that ain't a fact god's apostle i don't know what that means i've learned to ignore the country
06:29commentary ah but i don't hate it as long as your answers are clear and concise a little personality
06:34goes a long way with the jury but not with your training officer yes sir that is too much handsome
06:38for one hallway save the sweet talk for the jury atlas after this morning i believe you're gonna
06:43reconsider taking this to trial my client's innocent your client beat a man to death in front of officer
06:48penn guy had a heart attack i was just doing cpr
06:53i thought a junior associate was on this one she was i guess mr burns is higher up the food
06:58chain in
06:58the eastern front than we thought come on describe what you saw when you arrived at the kindred spirits
07:04bar i witnessed mr burns beating mr ashley i got between them and subdued mr burns before rendering
07:10aid to mr ashley but uh his wounds proved to be fatal were you aware of mr burns alleged gang
07:17affiliation
07:18not until i saw a tattoo on his right arm at which point i knew he was east in front
07:24this one yes sir or was it this one objection council's attempting to confuse the witness
07:30i'm simply trying to determine how observant officer penn was on the night in question
07:39it was this one thank you please enter into the record that officer penn has
07:46misidentified mr burns tattoo it's okay it's me skip tracer randy randy what are you doing here you
08:08never visit me at work i come bearing the best friend of every girl diamonds did i hear something
08:14about diamonds yes i have gifts for chastity and for all of chastity's beautiful friends that is
08:20so sweet and way too much speak for yourself this pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your
08:28eyes okay um what's going on with you with all these gifts uh i find myself suddenly shy in the
08:36face of
08:36this life-defining moment uh here have some gold stop stop spill it okay um
08:45chastity sneed marry me and i will love you forever forsaking all others for the rest of my life
08:52brandy okay oh god no i should not have just blurted out a proposal like that okay uh but i
08:56have to
08:57win your heart first it's okay it's okay but i'm with pete you you you know that yes but i
09:03was hoping
09:03that my heart and my millions could help bridge that great divide millions yes many millions many
09:10many many many many millions oh well have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation oh sugar daddy that
09:17sounds delicious what is that i would have to talk to pete though first oh so i would not have
09:23you
09:23exclusively no okay yeah i understand i will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future
09:29together while you speak to peter okay okay great to be clear you do not want these gifts i really
09:37do
09:38actually but no no no no i uh you hang on to them for now okay okay wonderful just girls
09:45no so sorry girls
09:46hi did you look at the files i said yeah briefly seems like title fraud to me just send me
09:51over everything
09:52mrs harper has regarding the house okay thanks you're the best okay
09:59don't move hey this is not a problem okay i got my keys in my wallet my jacket pocket you
10:04can have
10:05them i'm not here to rob you okay you're gonna drop the charges against colin burns
10:09no i'm i'm not but before you pull the trigger you should know that my wife is a detective and
10:14she's
10:14also a sharpshooter well i'm not here to threaten you wesley his son del monte's world will destroy
10:20this guy that angel of a kid of his turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around i'm talking
10:25ketamine coke mdma and we've got the video to prove it so check your email and drop the charges or
10:32and we'll destroy that kid's life
10:48randy yeah i'm leaving chastity's club my love story's been hiccuped but i remain undaunted
10:55hello potential new friends is there something i may assist you with randy what's happening oh i
11:00believe i'm being robbed randy i'm five blocks away just give them what they want so i should warn you
11:05i've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory of guam
11:11okay well i've been told to let you rob me but i do not believe that's the right thing to
11:15do so
11:15you may begin
11:34crunchy hands on your back let's go i am sorry for hurting you but i didn't want my skill level
11:41so
11:41let me guess you rolled in here started throwing the money around and they jumped you oh that's
11:46correct yes all right so here's the problem this title looks legitimate that is your signature
11:51handing over the property to someone named priscilla robbins you see i knew there was some kind of
11:57misunderstanding because priscilla is my friend and she helped me put the house into trust for my
12:03protection and and how do you know priscilla oh this facebook group we love old houses people post
12:12pictures of their homes and then everyone says how lovely they are well priscilla she dm'd me and asked
12:21if i'd ever considered putting my house into trust now that i have it paid off and it would protect
12:27me
12:28from title theft and she offered to do that for you personally now that's why i'm confused because
12:34priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign so she's my witness mom priscilla priscilla is not
12:41your witness okay she's the trustee you signed the deed over to her and she now owns your home and
12:47she is
12:48having you evicted mom did you even read this i'm sorry don't blame yourself ruth it's a mistake any of
12:57us could make hey sorry interrupt um you still my wife what's going on look something happened and
13:07i need to talk to my wife about what i should do not a cop my wife okay caught me
13:12is in the drawer
13:15i'm covering the colin burns murder case for del monte and the eastern front just leaned on me
13:21to make the charges if they threaten you caught me is coming out of the drawer look they didn't threaten
13:25me
13:26but they have video of sean's son logan buying hardcore drugs don't show me i'll have to follow up
13:32does del monte know his kid is using i can't imagine i mean he thinks he's a boy scout
13:37this this is gonna wreck him if you're asking me should you pass along this message from the eastern front
13:43the answer is is yes but not because del monte is being extorted because
13:48his child is in trouble and he deserves to hear that from a friend
13:58you okay what are you doing i'm holding raj in my mind's eye letting his energy emanate and the
14:04perfect gift will magically appear hey anything a spice rack i'm the worst girlfriend in the world
14:15okay well i mean you know let's not take it that far you know randy was right about one thing
14:23what randy you know going to a subject matter expert it's a it's a smart move oh you're saying
14:29ask the boys what a boy would want yes i am what's up hey hi uh this won't be long
14:35so it's raj's
14:36birthday and selena needs help picking out a gift and we were wondering what a guy's perspective was good
14:41whiskey and a cigar it's for her 20-something boyfriend not her father-in-law and what's his
14:46love language um music i guess i mean he's written selena like a hundred songs great write a song for
14:54him okay no no that is a big no the man's a professional you can't write a song good enough
14:57to impress him it don't have to be perfect it's just heartfelt i can do a heartfelt oh well uh
15:03do you
15:03play an instrument no let's just keep thinking maybe yeah yeah we spoke with detectives in the fraud
15:10department and priscilla has been on their radar for a while but they haven't been able to prove
15:15anything because the paperwork is legit so i won't be getting my house back we are working on it but
15:20if we can catch priscilla engaging in a similar fraud then that would go a long way with the courts
15:25so we set a sting operation posting photos of my house on priscilla's site but how would that trap her
15:32she only targets the elderly homeowners because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner
15:41oh hot damn this is going to be so much fun
15:48hey hey how's randy oh yeah he's fine thank you yeah he's uh writing up a statement as we speak
15:54good god i feel awful this only happened because he was trying to impress me yeah i know he mentioned
16:00being
16:00your confectionary paramour which i took to mean sugar daddy you think that's a bad idea i think
16:07it's none of my business but i just don't want to see anybody get hurt okay well i don't know
16:12what to
16:12do because i talked to pete and he thinks it's a great idea and he wants me to ask randy
16:16for a porsche
16:16he's not even the least bit jealous pete's very involved excuse me watch where you're going excuse me
16:23chastity hey are you okay chastity
16:33let this be one minute
16:36got a minute what's up is this about the burns case not entirely
16:45it's also personal i was just approached by a member of the burns crew
16:49they want us to drop the charges or they're going to release this video
16:55what is that logan what is this what are they following my son now my guess is one of the
16:59dealers figured out whose father was
17:02did you know he was using no of course not he's a good kid you know he's always squared away
17:08he gets good grades not that i've been around lately i mean what kind of father doesn't know that
17:13his son is this far gone addicts have 100 tricks okay you can't blame yourself the important point
17:20is you know now you can help them how i mean first of all logan has to check himself into
17:26rehab and if
17:27it's just simple possession he will get a drug diversion program vivian wouldn't love that i mean
17:31my bid for d.a would basically be over i know no no no no okay no no no i'll
17:38just
17:39okay okay what if burns testifies that he was drunk that night it was a basic bar brawl right it
17:45was all about self-defense if he thought he was in danger if he fears for his life that's that's
17:49justifiable homicide you're not seriously considering that are you it's my son wes if you give in they
17:55will keep coming back trust me i've been there the only way out is to take away their bargaining chip
18:02i
18:02understand that but if this video gets out it's the rest of his life it'll define him you know it'll
18:10destroy him i know
18:14but if you give in they will own you five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend
18:24they call chastity my girlfriend son focus right yes if i don't send the money they will take her life
18:32in
18:32the most depraved way possible contact guys so we'll get up on your phone so we're ready for
18:37the next contact i'm going to need a list of everyone who knows about your money it's a short
18:42list i am highly discreet oh oh thank goodness you're here hi you must be randy yes brandy
18:48hello and thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities i'm sorry are you catering
18:54the hostage negotiations yes his braised ribs are to die for all right where can we set up
19:00back back the roll call i guess the glass room all right let's go
19:08uh what is happening randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations actually he will
19:14be catering the celebration i have just paid the ransom chastity will be returned to me unharmed you
19:21do what they're more likely to kill her than give her back uh tim's right you just made this a
19:27hundred
19:27times worse oh thank god okay so they are not going to kill her but they are going to double
19:35the
19:36original ransom okay that is why you never pay the ransom i'm not paying another dime until i see proof
19:43of life of life you're to make them angry the promise of your money is the only thing keeping
19:48her alive you hand it over to them she's just a witness they need to silence what we should kill
19:56her and take off we already got the five million no this guy's good for more look you saw how
20:02fast he
20:02paid us right we make him sweat it over right then we give him proof of life in the morning
20:08when he's
20:08desperate we'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her not sure which stay tuned and find
20:14out this is how am i going to survive the night without descending into madness oh no i can't
20:27fine randy you can come home with me bailey and i will keep you company thank you my second bestest
20:32friend we are almost set up where are you going oh uh a slight change of plans can you unset
20:40up and
20:40take everything to this man's home okay great i will email you a map quest link let's review i am
20:48nowhere
20:48closer getting a present for raj and i am climbing the walls because where the hell are the test results
20:53bradford hi uh-oh what'd i do nothing she's been white knuckling all day waiting for the sergeant's list
21:00to be posted oh you didn't hear what no what what what did i not hear what it got delayed
21:05should
21:06be out by tomorrow i'm sorry i know it's hard to wait no this is fine one day two days
21:11a week
21:11what does it matter it's totally fine yep dinner's almost ready thanks are you sure i can help it is
21:22all under control so just rest i can tell you're still angry with me it's just that it is a
21:28stressful
21:28situation okay but it's going to be fine i'm i'm i'm dealing with it i know i'm not as strong
21:34as you
21:34are but you don't have to treat me like a child i am not oh yes you are that woman
21:40conned me and it
21:42happens with old people all the time but this is not about you being old mom you have been like
21:47this my
21:47whole life you you trust everyone you let dad walk all over you and you you fall for every sob
21:54story
21:54you hear i happen to believe most people are good well i used to believe that and then i got
21:59out into
21:59the real world and realized that i was completely under prepared i will not make that mistake with
22:05my kids i will make sure that they are safe and that they know what is out there
22:21the guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table thank you you are the best best
22:29friend
22:29and the best second best friend a man could hope for of course and i know it's really scary but
22:34she's
22:34gonna be okay yeah i don't know if you guys know this about me but i get into trouble quite
22:42often
22:42i know i know yes no but it's true i don't think things through i'm very impulsive you know people
22:48are always telling me randy you're so handsome and brilliant but you know you're not cautious enough
22:53but i didn't listen and now chastity is in danger and it's because of my foolishness well it's not
22:59entirely your fault and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight so you should get some rest
23:04and it'll feel more manageable in the morning yes you are very wise like an owl in a cartoon
23:11okay yes
23:16well did you hear back yet from pete uh yeah he was uh trying to get on a plane but
23:21no surprises he's on
23:22a no-fly list so he's taking a bus i'll tell you this our lives are never boring no they
23:28are not
23:32john nolan he did what what's happening you kidnapped the love of my life sweet chastity so
23:40here is the ransom except you will never see one dollar of this money because no ransom will ever
23:44be paid for her life instead i'm offering this as a reward on your heads brandy what are you doing
23:51turning the tables
23:56this will let us listen in on your conversation with priscilla mija i've seen the sopranos i know
24:01what a wire is hey when's the last time you had a manicure priscilla made contact last night
24:08oh amelia you look so nice thank you it's my undercover outfit
24:13oh you go girl anyway i set up a meeting this morning with priscilla at my house my mom will
24:20pretend to be interested in putting it in trust we need priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork
24:25i know otherwise you can't prove it's fraud i'm wearing a wire
24:37mrs lopez are you sure you want to do this
24:40do what have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house mommy we just need to know that
24:45you understand the risks listen this puta messes with my friend and thinks i'm not going to do
24:50something about it priscilla better hope that she understands the risks all right let's do this
25:02hey hey you tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid
25:07sean i don't know shut up
25:11it is taking every ounce of willpower i have not to put you in the hospital right now
25:16the da's office will not be dropping charges against colin burns in fact
25:20i'm gonna make prosecuting the eastern front my own personal mission
25:24they're all going down i'll get the hell out of my face walk
25:31hey is everything okay no no it's not okay i just proved my son's life you had no choice
25:39yeah well that doesn't make it sting any less look i'm gonna be offline for the rest of the day
25:45there's
25:46a bed open at a rehab out in the valley and they said if i can get my son there
25:50before noon it's his soul
25:54you cover for me today yeah of course
26:00thanks wes
26:05mommy say something to test the microphone all that money and you and wesley can't hire a cleaning lady
26:11you don't need to yell and we have one well the microphone works
26:21it's showtime mommy put your game face on i never take it off
26:28you must be priscilla yes come in anything i can get you oh no thank you wow what a beautiful
26:35home
26:35well it's not what i would have done but i guess it works really mommy my husband he made all
26:42the
26:42design choices bless his soul and you uh own the house outright oh yes paid it off last year oh
26:48she's
26:49doing so well took me 32 years and two jobs but i did it oh good for you so here
26:56is the paperwork we
26:57discussed oh i'm sorry i forgot my glasses can you just explain to me what this document says
27:05smart move amelia so signing this will put the house into a trust and what that'll do is make
27:10it so your family can forego the whole probate process after you're gone saving them all kinds
27:14of time and money while they're still mourning you and i still get to live here until i die
27:19of course there it is oh that must be my daughter oh i i didn't know you were expecting company
27:28i'll
27:28get out of your hair oh no no that's fine she wants to meet you
27:34hi priscilla detective angela lopez lapd you're under arrest for fraud
27:43guy was driving down wilshire with an rpg in the gun rack of his pickup truck this is the second
27:47in the
27:48job we've arrested this morning they all came to la to collect on randy's crazy bounty which means
27:53there's probably five times more still out there you need to get randy to call it off oh i tried
27:58but
27:58randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball and i don't know that he's wrong which
28:03is weird because really randy is so wrong they made contact my pressure campaign it worked are you
28:13ready there tracy yeah we'll mirror their video on that monitor okay and and i will stand in front of
28:18this background so they don't know where i am oh places everyone they'll bounce a signal around
28:24several ip addresses so keep them talking got it yes i'm skip tracer randy i have the gift of the
28:29gab
28:33hello skip tracer randy here how i hope you enjoyed your little start last night the price has tripled
28:42fine i don't care just show me she's okay i want to know she's all right she's fine you got
28:47one
28:48hour to send us 15 million in bitcoin or she'll stop being fine i understand i will send as quickly
28:53as i can chastity my love i don't understand
29:04was that long enough no i'm sorry what was that she was doing at the end with her her right
29:10hand i think
29:11she signed something can you can you play it back
29:19mall it can't be a functioning mall that place looked abandoned my business stonefield mall that
29:24place has been shut down for a year perfect place to go around with a hostage right okay uh
29:30you wait here we got this
29:37you're doing the right thing buddy listen to me i'm proud of you low your mom and i are going
29:43to be
29:43with you every step of the way no matter what yeah all right yeah but i'm thinking this is a
29:48mistake
29:48though pops you know i don't really have a problem i've just made a few bad decisions but uh i
29:54could
29:54totally get better on my own without rehab so i don't know hey hey listen to me we talked about
29:59this all right this place is going to make you better i promise you stay strong keep your head
30:05game you're gonna be fine okay okay you got this okay get down
30:19control this is seven out of 19 we hear gunshots north of sunset
30:29stay in the car stay in the car stay now let me see your hands freeze that is shandamonte
30:42drivers down passengers on foot logan it's okay buddy we're good
30:55oh that's right come on get out we're good hey
31:01my son's been shot get an ambulance second the money lands we drop the girl and take off
31:06the money's going to be automatically split up into three fresh accounts one for each of us
31:10then we go our separate ways
31:26all right we need to establish a perimeter while swat does their initial recon get the full triage
31:30kit ready in case it's bad hey hi those are glad to be randy's vigilantes
31:36they must have heard about our operation on the police radio
31:43but we gotta stop them they're gonna get chastity cute hey wait is that oh my god
31:50chastity you're kidding me how did you get away oh they were too busy patting themselves in the back
31:55about being geniuses that they totally forgot about me so i rescued myself yeah you did where
32:01were they holding you in the back of an old department store mid-mall grand level there's
32:04three of them i've been waiting in that ox i'm so glad you're okay i'm fine oh how's randy he's
32:10worried sick let's get you in the ambulance and we'll call him yeah this is now a cleanup operation
32:14no friendlies left inside
32:41why aren't we shooting
32:42The shooting policy's clear.
32:43Only probable cause, they might commit a felony.
32:45And the machine guns on their back don't give us that?
32:47No, it's not illegal to make a citizen's arrest,
32:50nor to use reasonable force to make that arrest.
32:53That includes using their weapons.
32:55So shooting armed civilians is not company policy.
32:59We are interfering with police operations.
33:01They come at us. All bets are off.
33:08Target now.
33:15Police, get off the bike!
33:17Take cover.
33:31Cut from boot.
33:35Jesus, let's get out of here.
33:36You were supposed to be watching him, man.
33:38Police, show me those hands.
33:39Go, go, go, go, go, go.
33:43Go, go!
33:52Cut that one-two boot.
33:54Cut that one-two boot.
34:04Go left.
34:06Roger.
34:34Come on.
34:49It's over!
34:52Clearly, you are trapped.
34:53Otherwise, you wouldn't be hanging around to look at me.
34:55Which means you want to get out of here, you've got to go through me.
34:58Now, you listen very carefully.
35:00I have logged hundreds of hours at the firing range, and I am sighted on your position.
35:04Which means if you decide to fight your way out, your chances of getting shot are 100%.
35:09So throw out your gun, get on the ground, arms and legs spread.
35:27Do not move.
35:29Control, suspect, and custody.
35:30Code 4.
35:32I am not going to lie.
35:33I am super surprised that worked.
35:39Hey.
35:40I came as soon as I heard.
35:42Is-is-is...
35:43No, he's going to be okay.
35:45Christina's in there with him now.
35:46The bullet just grazed his neck.
35:48But if it had been a half an inch to the right, you know...
35:51But it wasn't.
35:51You protected him.
35:54And now the LAPD is going to come down on the eastern front like an avalanche.
35:58Yeah.
35:59Look, Wes, I'm-I'm dropping out of the DA's race.
36:02There's going to be a press conference in the morning.
36:04I just wanted to give you the heads up on that.
36:07I think right now I just need to stay out of the spotlight, you know.
36:12You're making the right call, Sean.
36:14I know.
36:20You're a good dad.
36:24Thank you both for everything.
36:27Oh, please.
36:28Honestly, you did all the work.
36:30Very impressive.
36:32Randy, you seem distracted.
36:34Yes, I'm trying to remember the password for my Bitcoin wallet.
36:38You forgot the password?
36:40Today was very stressful.
36:41Sorry.
36:43Snuffleupagus?
36:45Chastity.
36:45Would it be possible to remain your sugar daddy without having any actual, uh, sugar?
36:51No.
36:52I'm sorry.
36:53No, I completely understand.
36:55In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
36:56Being wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body.
37:00Yes.
37:01Why don't we let her get some rest?
37:02Oh, yes, of course.
37:03Good news is I already paid for Sergeant Bradford's special thank you surprise, so...
37:07Yippee-ki-yay!
37:09Bradford, got someone here to see you.
37:10Says he knows Randy.
37:13Perfect.
37:15Hey, Kiki Hernandez.
37:18Whoa!
37:19I'm a huge fan.
37:21I'm a...
37:21What are you doing here?
37:22Some German guy paid $100,000 to charity for me to hang out with you for a few hours.
37:27Guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend.
37:29Okay, I take back almost every awful thing I ever said about the guy.
37:32Well, you got me for the next three hours, so, uh, what are we doing?
37:36I got a mitt in my truck.
37:37Uh, you want to play catch?
37:39Like, we're in Field of Dreams or something?
37:42Uh, well, I mean, yeah, if you don't mind, I can probably get someone to let you borrow a glove.
37:47Never leave home without one.
37:49Let's do it.
37:51Ooh, Leah is finally out.
37:54Ooh, that child is like you at night.
37:57Don't want to miss a thing.
37:59Oh, believe me, I am aware I am reaping my karmic reward with that child.
38:06And, Mom, I know that I have been hard on you these last few days.
38:12So you and I see the world very differently, but that does not mean that you are not strong.
38:19It is a superpower to still see the good in people, even after they have taken advantage of you.
38:25Well, it's a certain kind of superpower to see all the darkness and evil in the world and choose to
38:35still try to make a difference.
38:39I admire that in you, Naila.
38:42Thank you, Mom.
38:45And I am grateful that you are you.
38:48Mm-hmm.
38:53Okay.
38:55So, I, um, I wrote you a song for your birthday.
38:59That's amazing.
39:00How did I not know you played guitar?
39:02I don't.
39:02So, it's going to be rough.
39:04Like, really rough.
39:05Okay.
39:05And it's in Spanish.
39:06It's already my favorite song.
39:21Let me start all over again.
39:23It's, um...
39:27Sorry, I really tried.
39:29And I just learned these chords last night, so it's not even finished.
39:31It's beautiful.
39:33You're beautiful.
39:34How about we finish it together?
39:36Maybe I can play it on tour.
39:39Wait, you're going on tour?
39:40Europe and Scandinavia just got confirmed.
39:42That's, that's so exciting.
39:45Are you playing in Paris?
39:47Please tell me you're playing in Paris, because I will totally come visit.
39:49We will not be in Paris.
39:51We will be in Kiruna.
39:53It's a wonderfully charming small town in northern Sweden.
39:56How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
39:58Bright.
40:00Yeah.
40:01I'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets, and we can figure out when you're
40:04coming tomorrow.
40:05But right now, we have a song to finish.
40:08So, tell me about it.
40:09What was it?
40:10It's, uh, well, it's, uh...
40:11Here first?
40:11Para.
40:12Para.
40:12Para.
40:13Para.
40:14Para.
40:16Para.
40:17Estrellas.
40:40Estrellas.
40:41Taking so long.
40:42I mean, Gray should have posted the list, like, like, minutes ago.
40:45Okay.
40:46Oh, God.
40:47Okay, you know this, but it's going to be okay, no matter what that piece of paper says.
40:51I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now.
40:54I just really need to know.
40:55Oh, my gosh.
40:55Hi!
40:57Breathe, Chip.
40:58Yes.
40:58Sorry.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:08I can't...
41:08I don't think I can look.
41:10Do you want me to look for you?
41:12Yes.
41:14No, um...
41:15Yeah.
41:16Yes, please.
41:25Lucy.
41:26Yeah?
41:27Look.
41:38Typical A student.
41:41Nervous you're going to fail even when you're top of the class.
41:46I did it.
41:47Of course you did it.
41:49Congratulations, Jen.
41:51You'll be able to use those new credentials right away.
41:54What?
41:55A sergeant position is open?
41:57Um, here?
41:58On the night show.
41:59Oh, that...
42:01That...
42:01Okay.
42:02That's great.
42:03Is it possible to trade or...
42:05No.
42:05Yeah.
42:06Again, congratulations, sergeant.
42:10Thank you, sir.
42:23Thank you, sir.
42:28Honey, please.
42:29Hey, man.
42:29I'll see you there.
42:29Bye.
42:29Hey, man.
42:33Bye.
42:35Bye.
42:56Damn it.
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