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Summer Situationship
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00:00You got me crazy!
00:01I got you crazy! That's funny!
00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:09or you hate their guts.
00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:13You two are hooking up.
00:14We're not hooking up.
00:16Noah's my boyfriend.
00:17To pay off my family's medical debt
00:19was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:22and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:24I need this job.
00:25You want your job back?
00:26Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:30This money will be yours.
00:32Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:36No boners.
00:37No feelings.
00:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:40Like what you see?
00:41After everything that happened between us,
00:43I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:45No one touches you with me.
00:47Get off of her!
00:48Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:50Tell him you love him.
00:52I need that money more than I want you.
00:54Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:57I'm going to make your life hell.
01:00Leah, stop.
01:01Help me!
01:03Get off of her!
01:04Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
01:06Tell me that you want to give up the money.
01:08And tell me that you love me.
01:17You drive me crazy!
01:19I drive you crazy!
01:20That's funny!
01:21You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
01:23If someone makes you crazy,
01:25you're either hopelessly in love with them
01:27or you hate their guts.
01:29For me and Noah, it's both.
01:37Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
01:39I'd like to see you on your knees.
01:41Don't tempt her, Emmett.
01:44This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
01:47The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
01:50was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
01:53and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
01:55I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
01:58Clean it up, maid.
02:00Clean it up, maid.
02:05Noah?
02:06What the hell's going on?
02:09Jules came in here to work
02:10and she started being really disrespectful
02:13and she grabbed me
02:14and then when I pulled my hand away,
02:16she just, she just fell.
02:18Destiny?
02:19Hmm?
02:19Is that what happened?
02:21That's not exactly how it happened.
02:23Shut the fuck up
02:24or you're going to end up being an outcast
02:25from the group like Jules, okay?
02:28Why do you even care?
02:30She released a video of you two having sex
02:32and I had to jump in
02:34and save your reputation
02:36before things got out of hand.
02:41Mia?
02:42Hmm?
02:42Give me your phone.
02:43What?
02:44Give me your phone.
02:45No.
02:46It's right here.
02:47I got you.
02:50I thought Noah hated me.
02:53Why is he standing up for me now?
02:56If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
02:59they'll have to speak to me.
03:01No.
03:02Open.
03:05Guys, she's not breathing.
03:07All right, somebody call the police.
03:09Dude, we can't.
03:10Yes, we can.
03:11No, we can't.
03:11This place is loaded with drugs.
03:13Why would we do that
03:13when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
03:16Wake up, slut.
03:18Show's over.
03:19Mia, if you're not going to help out,
03:20then just fuck off, all right?
03:21Fine by me.
03:21I'll be by the pool.
03:22Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
03:26I'm it.
03:30I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
03:32but she used to be my friend, too.
03:35You have to save her.
03:38Jules?
03:39Jules!
03:40Come on!
03:42Shit, shit, shit.
03:42What do I do?
03:44Mouth to mouth.
03:44Give her mouth to mouth.
03:52You okay?
03:55Thank God.
03:57All right, um, let's get you up.
04:00I don't know what the hell happened back there,
04:02but I need to get back to work.
04:04Jules, you're not going anywhere.
04:07I'm fine.
04:08Yeah, thanks to me.
04:09You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
04:11of why you came crawling back to me.
04:14What, are you a stripper?
04:16I'm supposed to be your maid.
04:18You know, last time I saw you,
04:20you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
04:22and then you told me never to talk to you again.
04:24And now you come to my summer house
04:26with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
04:29and you're wearing this little dress?
04:32What are you trying to do?
04:34Trying to stalk my friends?
04:36Trying to ruin my summer?
04:37You're trying to drive me crazy?
04:39I'm here to clean your toilets
04:40and serve you drinks, sir.
04:45You know what I think?
04:47I think you're here to win me back.
04:52Why would I want you back
04:53after everything you've done to me?
04:55Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
04:56and you're a freaky little bitch.
04:58And you know what?
04:58I didn't do anything to you.
05:00So why don't you just admit it?
05:03You still want me.
05:05Is he coming on to me?
05:07We're not hooking up.
05:09Noah's my boyfriend.
05:12Be so fucking for real.
05:15Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
05:17It happened a couple months ago.
05:20Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
05:23How convenient.
05:26Let the girls talk.
05:34After everyone saw your tits online,
05:37I knew I couldn't be friends
05:38with such an embarrassing skank.
05:42Fire her.
05:46Do you really think firing her
05:47would be the best option?
05:49I think it'd be more of a punishment
05:51if we let her serve us all summer.
05:53Noah, she shoved me.
05:56And this is my rental too.
05:59So what I say goes.
06:10Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
06:13So you should probably go.
06:15I'm so glad you took out the trash,
06:17my little knowy.
06:19Please don't call me that.
06:23You're really proving yourself
06:24to be marriage material.
06:26I'm gonna call Daddy
06:27and have him send you some money
06:28so you can go out and buy me a ring.
06:30Mia.
06:32Slow down, okay?
06:33We've only been dating for two months.
06:37What?
06:37You still have feelings for Jules or something?
06:41I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
06:43Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
06:45Why not?
06:47That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
06:50I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
06:54What are you still doing here?
06:56You don't even work here anymore.
06:58Tell me this.
06:59Are you genuinely stupid?
07:01Or do you just not get it?
07:03Nobody wants you here.
07:05I can't back down.
07:07Not if I want to save my family.
07:09I'm not talking to you.
07:12I'm talking to you.
07:14I need this job.
07:16I need you to choose me.
07:18After everything that happened between us,
07:20I shouldn't want her.
07:22But I do.
07:24What do I get if I choose you?
07:28What do I get if I choose you?
07:30I'll do whatever you want.
07:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:35No one can make him happier than me.
07:39Tell her, Noah.
07:40Prove it.
07:42You're right.
07:44Read my lips, Jules.
07:48You're fired.
07:55You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
07:58Yeah, I know.
07:58It's part of my charm.
08:00Hey, where are you going?
08:01Jules, you can't just leave.
08:02Jules!
08:04You can't just leave.
08:07You fired me.
08:09I can do whatever I want.
08:12Oh, they're ticklish.
08:14You're so hot.
08:15You're so hot.
08:16I love you when you're ticklish.
08:21Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
08:24Does it look like she's drinking me, huh?
08:30Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
08:32Don't be prude.
08:33It's just a handjob.
08:35You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
08:39Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
08:43Call him, Malia, and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
08:57Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
09:00Play along.
09:01Why would I do that?
09:03You want your job back?
09:04You've got to earn it.
09:06Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
09:12Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
09:16Yeah.
09:17Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
09:20You fucking bitch.
09:22You can't stay here.
09:23You don't work for me anymore.
09:25Take it up with Noah.
09:28This isn't over.
09:30If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
09:37I'm going to make your life hell.
09:46You're a time to get back at Mia's cringe as hell.
09:48You know what?
09:49I should thank you.
09:50Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
09:53Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
09:55Oh, wait.
09:57I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
10:01You know what?
10:01Let's make a bet.
10:03Yeah, me and you.
10:03Let's make a bet.
10:04We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
10:07Yeah.
10:08What about it?
10:10If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
10:15Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
10:17Internship will be yours.
10:20Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
10:24house.
10:25You're on.
10:32We need to talk.
10:37Emmett, get out.
10:43Did I get my job back?
10:45Actually, you've been promoted.
10:49To be my new girlfriend.
10:53Give me that.
10:54Not yet.
10:55I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
10:59But until then, this money's mine.
11:04This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
11:09I'll do it.
11:12Great.
11:17Let's seal the deal.
11:21You don't own me.
11:23Jules, I'm being serious.
11:26While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
11:30So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
11:34Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
11:37Don't get an ego about it.
11:38Hey, my ego's doing fine.
11:43Let the show begin.
11:49Ew.
11:50I'm not having dinner with her.
11:51There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
11:54You kicked me out.
11:55Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
12:00Including your little sex tape partner over here.
12:04At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
12:09Mia.
12:12Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
12:15This is my house.
12:17And Jules is my...
12:25Oops, I spilled.
12:28Emmett?
12:29You want to help?
12:31Huh?
12:32Yeah?
12:41Look at Jules squirm.
12:45Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
12:54Noah, are you thirsty?
13:02Jules, take your shirt off.
13:15If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
13:21Choke on it.
13:27Don't run away from me.
13:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
13:34Destiny, that is your brother.
13:36Whatever.
13:37I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
13:41Mia's your best friend.
13:43Yeah.
13:44She's also a huge bitch.
13:46People contain multitudes.
13:49Don't be scared of Mia.
13:50She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
13:53And she's jealous of you still.
13:57And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do.
14:00If you know what I mean.
14:12Like what you see?
14:19What are you doing?
14:20Taking a shower.
14:25Remember.
14:26No, don't run.
14:28You wish.
14:37What's with this guy?
14:39One minute, he's ice cold.
14:41Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
14:49Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
14:56I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
15:01I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
15:07Oh, Emmett.
15:08This one's about you.
15:10Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
15:16They can?
15:17I never said that.
15:19Mia did.
15:20She's framing me with the text that she sent.
15:23Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
15:28Hey, I made good money for these.
15:32Mia, would you knock it off?
15:33Jules will never say any of those things, all right?
15:36Really?
15:37Because this one's about you, Noe.
15:39She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
15:42Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
15:48Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
15:50You said that about me?
15:53I can explain.
15:55Save your breath.
16:03You're so hard.
16:05Say that again with your shirt off.
16:07Yeah.
16:11Come on.
16:16Come on.
16:17Come on.
16:19Come on.
16:20Come on.
16:21Come on.
16:21Come on.
16:21Come on.
16:22Come on.
16:22Come on.
16:25Come on.
16:29Come on.
16:38Come on.
16:40Come on.
16:53Come on.
16:55What's wrong?
16:56I don't know what's going on.
16:57What do you mean?
16:58Dude, it's pretty fucking clear you hooked up.
17:02Fuck.
17:03Yeah.
17:04You're fucked.
17:05нормie.
17:06Stop.
17:07Fuck you.
17:08Stop.
17:13Did you post this?
17:23Jules, did you post this?
17:30I don't know
17:31Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
17:34What, are you trying to be a porn star?
17:44That feels better, doesn't it?
17:48And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
17:55Emmett, don't even think about it.
17:57Go on Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
18:00Jules, tell him to leave.
18:02We have to talk.
18:06You're a hottie, you know that?
18:09Takes one to know one.
18:11Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
18:18Is that true?
18:22It's true.
18:24I liked you.
18:26Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
18:29I mean, really.
18:32Alright, I need to see the text from your phone.
18:34So that way I can know that they're legit.
18:37Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
18:42Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
18:44You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
18:47When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
18:49She never kissed me like that.
19:15How come you do?
19:17She's never kissed me like that.
19:20My turn.
19:31No smoke.
19:32Looks like we have to kiss.
19:38Rude.
19:58Keep the circle moving.
20:00If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
20:06I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
20:08But that was well before I had feelings for you.
20:10You have feelings for me?
20:12Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
20:14You do?
20:16Yeah, I have all the feelings.
20:18Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
20:21Rude tip!
20:22Yeah, but you know what?
20:23Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
20:27Look, I know that you're hurt.
20:30I broke your trust.
20:31And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
20:35Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
20:38Ew.
20:39Why is he so obsessed with her?
20:41Doesn't he know that she's poor?
20:43I didn't know she was poor.
20:45Mm-hmm.
20:47Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
20:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
20:55money to.
20:56Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
21:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
21:02Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
21:04You should go do that right now.
21:05Yes!
21:12It's not that easy.
21:14Stop avoiding the question.
21:16I'm not avoiding it.
21:17Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
21:22What do you mean?
21:24I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
21:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
21:31She was about to answer a very important question.
21:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
21:39I don't have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt.
21:44We can talk later.
21:45I promise.
21:57The girls go shopping.
21:59Saturdays are for the boys.
22:04Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
22:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
22:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
22:16It was tailored for Sigmas.
22:18Like me.
22:19The internship is mine.
22:21Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
22:23Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
22:35If it isn't my favorite customer!
22:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
22:42Oh, my God!
22:43It's gorgeous!
22:45I'm gonna go try this on!
22:54You ordered the wrong size!
22:56Uh, no.
22:57I used the measurements that you gave me.
22:59No, you didn't!
23:00That's impossible!
23:01It doesn't fit!
23:02Maybe the zipper's stuck!
23:04What are you doing?
23:06I'm shopping?
23:08Do you not remember me?
23:10I used to be in here all the time.
23:12Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
23:14She can only shop at thrift stores.
23:17Well, what Mia says goes.
23:19So your money's no good here.
23:21You know what?
23:22You're right.
23:24I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
23:28That's it.
23:29You're out.
23:31Oh, Mr. Allen.
23:33Excuse me.
23:33I'm just gonna take out the trash.
23:35Trash?
23:36Yeah.
23:37That's my girlfriend.
23:43Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
23:48See this car?
23:50Has no spending limit.
23:52My girlfriend can get whenever she wants.
23:55And I would like to try this dress on first.
23:58No way!
23:59This is mine!
24:00Are you gonna purchase it?
24:01No.
24:02Not with this janky little zipper.
24:04Great.
24:05Let's try it on, Jules.
24:20What do you think?
24:25Noah?
24:28Will you come help zip me up?
24:31Of course.
24:39You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
24:42Is it too expensive?
24:44No.
24:45It breaks our no boner rule.
24:55Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
24:59See?
24:59Told ya.
25:04Watch your mouth.
25:05Don't talk about Jules like that.
25:08Okay, dude.
25:09Jules was mine first.
25:10I dumped her.
25:11Okay?
25:13It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
25:15Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
25:19Okay.
25:20Alright.
25:21Let's add some heat to our bet.
25:23Yeah?
25:25I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back
25:30to the summer house.
25:31Hmm?
25:31Fine.
25:32And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of
25:35the summer, okay?
25:36I don't even want you looking at her.
25:39Deal.
25:44You better not make me go into that club alone.
25:47Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
25:56Eat shit.
25:58Hey.
26:23Where did Destiny and Mia go?
26:25Uh, I don't know.
26:26Jules.
26:28You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
26:31About what?
26:32The music in here?
26:34Because I think it sucks.
26:36Jules.
26:38Tell me that you want to be with me.
26:40For real.
26:41No contracts and no money.
26:42I mean it.
26:45I need Jules to come with me.
26:47Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
26:49Like I care.
26:50I need Jules to come backstage with me.
26:54I'm sorry.
26:56We'll talk about it later, okay?
26:58Have fun.
27:00Here.
27:01Put this on.
27:03I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
27:08You think you're hot shit?
27:10Well, it's time for you to prove it.
27:14Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
27:17Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
27:23The rules are simple.
27:26Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
27:31And you get to vote on who is hotter!
27:35Woo!
27:35Woo!
27:36Woo!
27:37I'm sorry for you to be a star, please.
27:40I love you to be a star, please.
27:43I love you to be a star, yeah, yeah.
27:50Come on.
27:54Come on.
27:55Come back.
28:00Come back.
28:01Come back.
28:02Come back.
28:05To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
28:09Now when you're waiting on me, anticipate
28:12Take my mind, come back, I'm jacked up
28:15I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
28:18To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
28:21Now when you're waiting on me, anticipate
28:25Take my mind, wait, wait, wait, wait, come back
28:34Top that
28:36Top that
28:57And the winner of the Laugh Dance Contest is
29:03Mia!
29:05Woo!
29:09As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
29:14I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering
29:22Jules, wait
29:27You look upset
29:31What are you, my therapist?
29:33Fuck off
29:34No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
29:39Jules
29:41I have something that can make you feel better
29:47What is that?
29:48We got time
29:50Come on, Jules
29:51You want to have some fun?
29:55What do you think you're doing?
29:57Stop denying yourself, Jules
29:59Both know you want this
30:01Be gentle
30:02Just like our first time, remember?
30:05Back off
30:07Just relax, baby
30:08Let that e-kick in
30:10You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
30:13Oh
30:14I was gonna fuck you anyways
30:16Let go of me
30:17This is just gonna take a minute
30:18Noah!
30:19Help me!
30:22Emmett!
30:24Get off of her!
30:25You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
30:28What's the big deal now, huh?
30:33Emmett!
30:33She doesn't want you!
30:35What are you doing?
30:36She wants me so bad, dude
30:38Even if she won't say so
30:45Dude, I thought we were friends
30:47I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
30:52Wait, stop!
30:56Leah, stop
30:58This bitch wants to be me so bad
31:01It's fucking pathetic
31:03Emmett just tried to assault me
31:04Be so fucking for real
31:05Emmett would never want to skank like you
31:08You're just jealous
31:09Because Emmett is hooking up with me
31:13And you know what?
31:15He's coming back to the house with me
31:17Tonight
31:19Mia, sit down
31:21Emmett
31:22If you ever come near the summer house again
31:24I will kill you
31:26Okay, Noah, let's go
31:27Let's go
31:33I'm not letting you take Noah from me
31:44Thank you for getting me out of there
31:48Ow
31:49You're hurt
31:50Let me help you
31:56What are you trying to give me?
32:03Rocky Road
32:06Ow
32:07Hey, I got you ice cream
32:08And this is how you repay me?
32:10How are you capable of being an asshole
32:12Even when you're trying to be nice?
32:15I'm not an asshole
32:17No, you're the king of assholes
32:21You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
32:25But whatever
32:32I gotta show you something
32:43I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
32:51And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
32:58It worked
33:12I've wanted you all summer
33:14Stop waiting
33:16I need you
33:19Now
33:32Hey, sleepy little
33:34What are you doing up so early?
33:37I thought I wore you out last night
33:38I'm ready for another round
33:42Hey, can you knock?
33:43Can you put your boner away?
33:46Get up
33:47Get up
33:48Get up, get up, get up
33:49Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up
33:51It's worse than a fire
33:55Mom's on the way
33:56And she can't see Jules
34:04You're fucking with me
34:05What's the big deal?
34:07Uh, there's the drugs
34:07And the mess
34:08And you
34:09What about me?
34:10She like totally thinks you're a slut
34:11But like in a bad way
34:12Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
34:14And she blames you for the whole thing
34:18I need to get out of here
34:19I'll hide Jules
34:20I'll distract mom
34:24Yo, Jason
34:25I'm going to go hide Jules
34:26Do not let my mom know that we're here
34:28Alright?
34:34Tell me when the coast is clear
34:36Got it
34:45Get your brother
34:48Now
34:54Mommy!
34:55Wait
34:55Noah!
34:57Uh
35:01My baby boy
35:03Mom!
35:04Hi!
35:05Hey
35:05Mom!
35:06I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
35:09Mia called and said she needed the family ring
35:12To propose
35:18Why are you hiding in a closet?
35:23You're the girl from the sex tape
35:25Get out of this house
35:26Mom
35:27Noah
35:28A little help?
35:29Uh, Mom
35:30Uh
35:30This is Jules
35:32And she's going to be our help
35:35For the summer
35:37Uh
35:37Yes
35:38It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
35:43Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on
35:48Lisa
35:49Hi second mommy
35:52We need to talk about engagement plans
35:54Oh yes we do
35:58You're marrying Mia now?
36:00I have no idea what got into her head
36:02I am so sorry, okay?
36:03But after dinner tonight
36:04I'm going to explain everything to her
36:06Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
36:09Please
36:19My head hurts
36:21Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
36:24Yeah
36:24I have some in my purse
36:25Oh, thanks
36:32She's prepared
36:41Water
36:43Water
36:43Water, I need water
36:45Jules
36:48What did you give my mom?
36:50Aspirin
36:51Aspirin?
36:51Woo
36:53It's so hot in here
36:56Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
37:01Oh no
37:02Woo
37:03Hey
37:04I have an idea
37:05Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over
37:08I'm feeling like a cougar
37:10Wow
37:11Oh, that's enough
37:12I gotta talk to you
37:13Woo
37:15Jules, what is wrong with her?
37:17Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club
37:20No way
37:21You gave her those?
37:22I didn't give them
37:23She found them
37:24Should we call an ambulance?
37:26Oh, no fucking way, Jules
37:28She hates you already
37:29What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
37:34Where did she go?
37:50Mom, get out of the pool
37:52No way
37:53It feels so good
37:54Oh wait, no
37:59Help
38:00I'm drowning
38:03Mia, save me
38:05Absolutely not
38:07I'm not going in there
38:10Help
38:12Help
38:12Help
38:12Help
38:15Thank you
38:16For taking care of her
38:19I hope I was a good maid
38:21Yeah, I should give you a raise
38:24Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
38:27You know, maid
38:29Girlfriend, it doesn't matter
38:34I still got to pay you to hang out with me
38:37No feelings
38:39Remember?
38:45I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me
38:50I'll tear it up right now
38:51I mean it
38:55I need that money more than I want you
38:59When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
39:04If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
39:09So it was really always just about the money?
39:12Really?
39:13When I started our relationship, it was about the money
39:16But now I can't make it real because of that same money
39:28Come with me
39:34I want to give you the money
39:36Not as your boss
39:38As your boyfriend
39:40Because I want to give you everything
39:44I don't know what to say
39:49Just let me take care of you
39:56And tell me that you love me
39:58After your little sex video was released
40:01At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
40:07But after you saved me
40:10All I can say is
40:13Welcome to the family
40:18You were supposed to give me your family ring
40:22That was before you left me to drown
40:26I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun
40:31Adios
40:33Bye, Mom
40:38I'll figure out a way to break you two up
40:42Good luck with that
40:44I don't need luck
40:45I have a really big brain
40:53There must be something incriminating in here
41:00What is this?
41:03Hmm
41:08Ew, what died in here?
41:12My manhood
41:14Listen, I have something juicy for you
41:16Really?
41:20I don't like to read
41:22It's a contract between Jules and Noah
41:24They're faking their entire relationship
41:27So he can get that stupid Lehman internship
41:30That's cheating
41:31Oh, great
41:33You finally figured it out
41:34Good boy
41:37I think it's time for you to cheat too
41:45I thought this was summer vacation
41:48I know, I know
41:50But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
41:57What up, lovebirds?
41:59Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
42:01You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
42:07Who are you?
42:10I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
42:20Mr. Lehman
42:21It's great to meet you
42:22What are you doing here?
42:24Emmett called me up
42:25And told me about your summer house setup
42:28I'm a guy who likes to party
42:32The name's Andrew
42:33But my friends call me Andy
42:36I'd like to be your friend
42:39Interview starts now
42:40Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
42:45Well, I'll see you in the office
42:47Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
42:49That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
42:59That's the guy you want to work for?
43:02He's a total clown
43:04Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
43:09And if I work for him, my career will be made
43:11But don't you already have enough money?
43:14Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
43:17I was the captain of every sports team I was on
43:19And I networked like a motherfucker
43:21I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
43:24And have my own career
43:26And then our sex tape got released
43:29And all my job prospects were completely toast
43:33The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
43:36Jules, I need this internship
43:38And so do you
43:39Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
43:44I've met a lot of pretty girls
43:47There's something special about you
43:49You're so beautiful
43:53Thanks
43:54But I'm taken
43:56I'm not trying to marry you
43:58Noah
43:59Tell me
44:02Who snatched this hottie up?
44:04That'd be me
44:07You're a lucky man
44:08I know
44:13How long is he going to be here?
44:16I'll protect you
44:18Look at here
44:19The happy little couple
44:23From wholemates to soulmates
44:27What bet?
44:29I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer
44:33I would drop out of the internship
44:34Pool
44:35But that's not true
44:38Yeah, it is
44:39I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
44:41So I recorded the whole thing
44:43You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
44:47I was nothing but a bet to you
44:49I was nothing but a check to you
44:53Both of you can fuck off
44:59Chicks, dude
45:01I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
45:02I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
45:06I don't care about anybody except Jules
45:10You're pathetic
45:13Whatever, dude
45:18What were you thinking?
45:20That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
45:24I've been waiting all day to get you alone
45:28You're a sexy girl
45:31We could have a lot of fun
45:33I don't have time for that shit
45:34Then make time
45:36There's a tradition at Lehman
45:38The boys share their toys
45:41And I want to play with you
45:44I don't want to be played with
45:45If you play nice
45:46I'll give your boyfriend the little job
45:49The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
45:53Even if this guy is an asshole
45:55I should hear him out
45:57What do I have to do?
46:00Let me borrow you for the night
46:04Mia
46:05You know where Jules is?
46:07You're still caught up on that skank?
46:10Maybe this outfit would change your mind
46:13Mia
46:14A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
46:16Get it through your head
46:17I want to be with Jules
46:20Why do you like her so much?
46:22I don't like her
46:25I love her
46:29You know
46:30I feel sorry for you
46:32For falling in love with such a liar
46:34You know she planted that sex tape, right?
46:36Yeah, well she said she didn't
46:39Found your girlfriend
46:51If I do what you say
46:53Then you'll give Noah this job
46:55Yes
46:56And it's the only way you'd get in
46:58We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
47:02My company looks down on sex tapes
47:05Wait
47:07Now I know where I recognize you
47:09Damn
47:10You were great
47:12Just one kiss
47:14That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
47:21Get off of her
47:23Let me have my fun
47:24Then you can take your turn
47:26If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers
47:28You wouldn't dare
47:32You little shit
47:33You'll never work for Lehman
47:35Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
47:36Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
47:39Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
47:42You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
47:44You want to mess with me?
47:46You want to mess with me?
47:47Yeah, why don't you sue me
47:48And we'll let all the papers know
47:49That you're a sleazy dirtbag
47:51Who's chasing young girls around
47:53You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
47:55Please, don't tell my wife
47:57Get out of my face, old man
48:09How could you do that to me, Jules?
48:13How could you do that to me, Jules?
48:15It wasn't what it looked like
48:16Don't lie to me
48:18I saw you kissing back
48:25You're gone for good, bitch
48:31You never belonged with us
48:33And now, it's your turn to go
48:38I played you, and I won
48:41This has nothing to do with you
48:44Oh, honey
48:45This has everything to do with me
48:53I planted the camera in your room
48:55And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah
48:59And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see
49:08You thought you were better than me
49:11But I always win
49:13All I fucking do is win
49:19Mom
49:20I saved the house
49:23It's too late
49:30Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
49:34Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
49:38That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
49:40You lose everything
49:43Oh, God
49:56Karen, can I help you?
49:58What are you doing in that uniform?
50:01My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship
50:04I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so
50:10Getting anything?
50:13Miss me?
50:16He's proposing to you?
50:18When did you two get back together?
50:20Well, it's not official yet
50:22But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
50:25And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
50:29I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
50:33Noah decided it was time to be with the best
50:39Mia, Jules
50:40I am so happy that both of you were here
50:42Why did you invite me here?
50:44To watch you propose to Mia?
50:47Propose?
50:48Who said anything about proposing to you?
50:50Oh, please
50:51The big question
50:54Yeah, I do have a big question
50:57Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
51:01Uh
51:03How did you know about that?
51:05Well, because I made a huge mistake
51:07And when you were leaving the summer house
51:09I heard you're in Jules' fight
51:10You know
51:11The one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
51:14Okay
51:16Fine
51:17Yeah
51:18I planted the camera
51:19And I uploaded the video to the internet
51:21But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
51:25What are you going to do?
51:26Arrest me?
51:27Actually, that's my job
51:28Oh, hi
51:29Mia, Matthews
51:29You're under arrest
51:30What?
51:31For revenge porn
51:32What?
51:32You're not actually doing this, are you?
51:34These are not what they're for
51:36Call my dad
51:37Oh, daddy
51:39Bye, ma'am
51:42If you invited me here to watch that
51:45I appreciate it
51:47That's not why I invited you here
51:53Everybody
51:55What is he doing?
51:57That's not something
52:00That's not why I'm like
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