00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the biggest IPL roast battle ever.
00:05Today, Yellow Army vs Red Army, CSK fans and RCB fans.
00:10Bro, being an RCB fan before 2025 was like ordering food from Swiggy.
00:15Your happiness is arriving in 5 minutes and then cancelled automatically.
00:20At least our team needed only one trophy to break the internet.
00:24CSK won 5 trophies and still have the fanbase only.
00:28Posts Dhoni edits with sad flute music.
00:31Brother, Dhoni's calm face has more aura than your entire franchise history.
00:38And still your team treats retirement announcements like Marvel post-credit scenes every year.
00:43Dhoni may retire, Dhoni may continue, Dhoni's breathing retentive.
00:48RCB fans after 2025 IPL win behaved like they conquered Earth, Mars and Jupiter together.
00:55Bro, my neighbor burst more crackers than Diwali.
00:58Obviously, after 18 years of suffering, even Wi-Fi reconnecting feels emotional to us.
01:04CSK fans are loyal.
01:06Loyal?
01:08Half your fanbase supports whichever team Dhoni walks into.
01:11If Dhoni joins chess tomorrow, suddenly Chennai people will scream.
01:15From Thala for a reason.
01:17RCB bowling in old seasons look like they selected players using lucky draw coupons.
01:23And CSK fielding nowadays looks like Windows XP trying to load Chrome.
01:29At least our captains are calm under pressure.
01:31Bro, your entire betting order runs like they are carrying grocery bags.
01:36Ha ha ha.
01:36Still better than RCB's old strategy.
01:38Rad bhai, please save us.
01:40Oh.
01:41And CSK strategy?
01:42Dhoni bhai.
01:43Please finish at age 44.
01:45You know what's funny?
01:47RCB fans used to celebrate qualified for playoffs.
01:51Like it was Independence Day.
01:54And CSK fans celebrate every helicopter shot like NASA launched the rocket.
01:58Little kid or Trophy speaks.
02:01Yeah, but in 2025, the Trophy final set.
02:04Can I visit Bangalore once?
02:05MS Dhoni build an empire with calmness.
02:09And Virat Koli build an empire with aggression.
02:12One looks like a monk.
02:13The other looks like ready to fight for the empire.
02:17Dhoni fans trust destiny.
02:19Virat fans trust gym motivation ruins.
02:23Ladies and gentlemen, we are at the final round of this roast battle.
02:26Okay, jokes apart.
02:27IPL without RCB vs CSK feels incomplete.
02:31Facts.
02:32Yellow and red together creates the biggest chaos in cricket history.
02:36At the end of the day,
02:38we all scream at TVs together.
02:41Cricket first, rivalry second, one heart union forever.
02:45Well, yeah.
02:46CSK gave IPL consistency.
02:48RCB gave IPL entertainment.
02:50And together they gave Indian parents one comment, one sentence.
02:54Stop shouting, the neighbors are sleeping.
02:58That was the entire roast battle.
03:00Now let us know who won the roast battle.
03:02So it's you, the audience, who is gonna decide the winner.
03:05So decide.
03:06Now we shall meet in the next future battles.
03:08Re Salutations.
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03:09You
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