00:00Seth, bro, your haircut looks like your barber sneezed halfway through the job.
00:05Joe, and your beard looks like expired grass growing out of a haunted potato.
00:10Seth, at least I can grow a beard. Your chain is so weak it needs emotional support.
00:16Joe, your jawline disappears faster than your dad when the bill arrives.
00:20Seth, you built like a before picture.
00:24Joe, you built like a wifi signal, weak and unstable.
00:27Seth, every time you speak, my IQ files a police complaint.
00:33Joe, every time you speak, YouTube recommends subtitles automatically.
00:39Seth, bro, your fashion sense screams free trial expired.
00:43Joe, meanwhile, you dress like a side quest NPC from a failed GTA mode.
00:53Seth, your selfies look like CCTV footage.
00:57Joe, your face got the graphics quality of a PS2 wrestling game.
01:03Seth, you laugh like a dying lawnmower.
01:06Joe, and you sneeze like a Minecraft villager getting attacked.
01:11Seth, bro, if laziness was an Olympic sport, you'd still come second because you wouldn't show up.
01:19Joe, if stupidity burned calories, you'd disappear overnight.
01:26Seth, your personality is loading.
01:29Joe, your brain got more buffering than hotel Wi-Fi.
01:33Seth, you look like the type of guy to shadow box in the mirror after losing an argument.
01:41Joe, and you look like the type to say, hear me out before showing the worst haircut to mankind.
01:49Seth, bro, your confidence needs to be investigated.
01:54Joe, bro, your confidence is built entirely from fake motivational reels.
01:59Seth, you definitely type alpha male sigma grindset.
02:04Unironically.
02:06Joe, and you definitely practice fake laughs before posting Instagram stories.
02:11Seth, if cringe had a CEO, you'd be employee of the month.
02:17Joe, if disappointment was a human, your school report card would sue you for copyright.
02:23Seth, your brain got airplane mode permanently on.
02:27Joe, your thoughts arrive with internet explorer speed.
02:32Seth, bro, your room probably smells like wet socks and broken dreams.
02:38Joe, at least I have dreams.
02:40You gave up after one motivational quote failed.
02:45Seth, you look like you clap when the plane lands.
02:50Joe, you look like you ask for extra ketchup at expensive restaurants to feel rich.
02:56Seth, bro, you eat pizza with a spoon somehow.
03:00Joe, and you drink water like it personally offended you.
03:04Seth, you got the posture of a dressed shrimp.
03:09Joe, you walk like your knees owe money to the mafia.
03:12Seth, honestly arguing with you feels like fighting a tutorial boss.
03:20Joe, and talking to you feels like reading terms and conditions nobody asked for.
03:26Seth, one more thing.
03:27Your barba deserves prison time.
03:30Joe, one more thing.
03:31Your mirror deserves compensation.
03:33Who wants to fix?
03:33Jesus, please.
03:34You'll see.
03:34Peace.
03:34Peace.
03:34Bye.
03:34Peace.
03:35Peace.
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