00:24Simple Simon
00:31I'm just as plain and simple as you can plainly see
00:35That's why I'm plain and simple, as simple as can be
01:14He's just as plain and simple as you can plainly see
01:22That's why he's plain and simple, as simple as can be
01:32We're going to the fair, we're going to the fair
01:36We need a brand new penny
01:38We spend it at the fair, we spend it at the fair
01:43And then we won't have any
01:45Your arches may be falling down
01:49We'd walk ten miles to see that clown
01:52We'll dance away our care, we'll dance away our care
01:56Oh, we're going to the fair
02:07Won't you try a sample?
02:09Oh, gosh, I'm going to find it, I'll do
02:24Say, will you make up your mind?
02:28I like this for more
02:39Eh, come on, come on, come on
02:43Eh, come on
02:49Eh
02:54Eh
02:59Eh
03:03Eh
03:04Eh
03:05Eh
03:29Bar's the winner
03:35Who's the owner?
03:46Eh
03:49Eh
03:50Eh
03:51Eh
03:55Eh
03:56Eh
03:56Eh
03:56Eh
03:56Eh
03:57Eh
03:57Eh
04:19Help!
04:21Help!
04:28Help!
05:01Help!
05:16Help!
05:22Get off!
05:29Hey!
05:32Hey!
06:00A-la! A-la! A lollipop!
06:29A-la! A-la! A-la! A-la!
06:32I'm just as plain and simple
06:33As you can plainly see
06:35That's why I'm plain and simple
06:37As simple as can be
06:40A-la!
06:43A-la! A-la!
07:02A-la!
07:09A-la!
07:11A-la!
07:13A-la!
07:15A-la!
07:16A-la! A-la!
07:17A-la! A-la!
07:18A-la! A-la!
07:18A-la! A-la!
07:20A-la! A-la!
07:22A-la! A-la! A-la!
07:23A-la! A-la! A-la!
07:32Let's bury the hatch, I say, let's bury the hatchet, but not in anyone's head, boy.
07:37But hatchet, head, but that's a joke, boy.
07:40You missed it, went right past you.
07:42You gotta keep, I say, you gotta keep on your toes.
07:44But toes, that is, but the fast ones get right by you.
07:47Keep your ears open.
07:49But yippity, yippity, yippity, I can't get a word in each ways.
07:52Talk, talk, talk.
07:53But, but no wonder you're not sharp.
07:55You got a hole with heartache, you got a hole with liquor.
08:02I'm not sure, but this might be a chicken.
08:11What's the ga, I say, what's the gag, son?
08:14Gag, that is.
08:15Where are we taking me, boy?
08:17Speak up.
08:18I'm a chicken hawk, and I'm out to get my first chicken.
08:21And you're it.
08:22Ha, ha, ha, me a chicken?
08:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:29I'm no chicken.
08:30I say, I'm no chicken, son.
08:31A chicken has black fur all over them.
08:34Black fur, that is.
08:38Now, there's a chicken for you.
08:43But they're sharp.
08:45Those chickens are tricky.
08:46You got to outsmart them.
08:48Now, here's a trick.
08:49I say, here's a tricky.
08:50Get in it, son.
08:51Inside, that is.
08:53You can get right under them this way.
08:55Get right to them and get a good grip on them.
08:59Open the window, Richard.
09:01That's why it's here.
09:02Now, stop gawking and pay attention.
09:04Now, I'll put you, I say, I'll put you underneath the chicken.
09:28I say, I'll put you underneath the chicken.
09:38Now, I see you laid an egg.
09:40Wonderful thing, being a mother.
09:48Tomcats can't be mothers.
09:50Cats don't lay eggs.
09:52There's something screwy here.
10:11!
10:19I say, I'll put you under the...
10:20Nope.
10:29Who is her?
10:35Well, no.
10:35Who, who, who...電
10:37on Tryless
10:38A step and presto.
10:40I lays an egg.
10:42Presto and he lays an egg.
10:45And to think for 15 years I've been doing it the hard way.
10:53That's no chicken.
10:55There's my chicken.
11:08No!
11:09No!
11:12No!
11:33Hey!
11:34What's the big idea?
11:36here now don't you give me any trouble chicken chicken i'll show you a chicken a rooster in fact
11:47rooster if i'm a rooster i say if i'm a rooster i hope to be struck by
11:54well let's put it another way way that is i'm not a rooster
12:08who are you hey roosters have to crow at dawn suppose we wait and see who crows
12:15you guys game okay okay that is
12:45you gotta i say you gotta keep on your toes toes that is
12:59uh
13:00Ahhh!
13:03Ahahahaha.
13:06Ahahaha!
13:09Ahahahahaha!
13:12Ahahahaha!
13:14Ahahaha!
16:28Hey, whoa!
16:50Squatching, squatching, squatching.
16:53One more scratch and I'll give you a bath.
17:01No, no, no, no, no!
17:04Oh, please, no!
17:06Oh, one more scratch.
17:09Cross my heart.
17:19Oh, there's food around the corner, food around the corner, food around the corner for me.
17:36Oh, dee-doe.
17:38Oh, dee-doe.
17:40Oh, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe.
17:44Oh, dee-doe, dee-doe.
17:45There is food around the corner.
17:47Oh, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee
18:03-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee
18:07-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee
18:08-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe, dee-doe
20:05Hey, I better cut this out.
20:06I may get to like it.
20:19Oh, no.
20:24Oh, no.
20:24Oh, no.
20:26Oh, no.
20:27Oh, no.
20:30You're going to get a puppy.
20:32And get it right now.
20:33Oh, no.
20:34Oh, no.
20:35Oh.
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22:17Oh, I don't think I can take another day with that Huey.
22:23Your son Huey has been expelled from kindergarten.
22:29He is a dope.
22:34Did I get promoted, Ma?
22:37No, but don't worry, dear.
22:40I'll get you a private tutor.
22:46Oh, so, from you, baby Huey, I make a genius.
22:51And now, Huey, school has commences already.
22:58Dear, goodbye, Huey.
23:02And now, baby Huey, attention, please.
23:05Arrhythmic will be the first lesson to be the tackle.
23:09To tackle? Oh, boy, tackle.
23:13Fifteen, twenty-five, fourteen, thirty-two, and eighteen.
23:19Fire!
23:26Uh, Mr. Tudor, where are you?
23:29Hey, everybody!
23:32Get me out!
23:35Don't go away, Inspector. I'll save you.
23:38Uh, do I get promoted, Mr. Tudor?
23:45Nay, you stupid duck-dub.
23:47You're going to break it in the head.
23:53Oh, now to music lessons.
23:56Let me see you play firemen on the piano.
23:59Play firemen on the piano?
24:01No.
24:01Boy, try, try, choo, choo.
24:03Now for the pirates, and here comes you with a fireman.
24:07Try, try, choo, choo.
24:19Help!
24:19Help!
24:20Somebody!
24:42Do I get promoted now, Mr. Tudor?
24:46Don't go stupid fooling around, but I try to take it.
24:51And now the next subject is chemistry.
24:56Yes, yes, yes.
24:58So what's closing?
24:59First, I spin these chemicals into two glazes.
25:06How cool!
25:07Throw them fast!
25:09And now, there's a moment we will test it.
25:13Here, I taste it.
25:15Why, why?
25:16Test it, not taste it.
25:19Hmm, that was delicious.
25:37Hey, Mr. Tudor!
25:39What's where that is, Tudor, from?
26:01I can't do it, Tudor!
26:04I can't do it, Tudor!
26:12Oh, please!
26:15I'll save you!
26:34I'll save you!
26:39Oh, Mr. Tudor, now do I get promoted, sir?
26:43Do I, sir?
26:43Now, now, now, sir?
26:45Now, sir?
26:47Baby Huey, because you were smart enough, but you saved my life, I give it to you, a diploma.
26:56Good, good, good.
26:57Gee, thanks, sir.
27:00I'm so proud.
27:03Hey, boss.
27:10Listen, I hang my diploma.
27:41I hang my diploma.
27:42I hang my diploma.
27:42I hang my diploma.
27:42I hang my diploma.
27:43You're right.
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