00:14Little Lulu, little Lulu, with freckles on your chin.
00:19Always in and out of trouble, but mostly always in.
00:23Using daddy's necktie for the tail of your kite.
00:26Using mommy's lipstick for the letters you write.
00:30So the clock says 7.30, it's really after 10.
00:34Looks like Lulu's been repairing it again.
00:38Though you're wild as any, Zulu, and you're just as hard to tame.
00:42Little Lulu, I love you, just the same, the same.
00:46Little Lulu, I love you, just the same.
01:02Lulu, you'll be late for school.
01:05Lulu!
01:06Keep her back.
01:12Here, here, in, come.
01:15Oh!
01:17No!
01:19No!
01:22Yeah!
01:31No!
01:33No!
01:33Oh, my God.
02:16Why, Lulu, you're playing hooky.
02:18That's a very bad sign.
02:21Now, take a patty, sister.
02:24Fishin' for fish is her line.
02:26A line in a book is worth two on a hook.
02:30Ha, ha, ha.
02:31That's a joke, Lulu.
02:32A joke, that is.
02:34Get a load of this.
02:40Don't be tempted, Lulu.
02:42Ah, phew.
02:44If you don't go back to school,
02:46you may grow up to be a mule.
02:49Ah, you fudder's mustache.
02:52And scrying your foot.
02:55Okay, Lulu.
02:57Let us make wood efficient.
02:59D
03:21That'll save you.
03:21Ah, phew.
03:40Would you like to sing on a star
03:44Barry Moon deems home in a jar
03:47And be better off than you are
03:50Or would you rather be a mule
03:53A mule is an animal with long funny ears
03:57He kicks up at anything he hears
04:00His back is broady but his brain is weak
04:03He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
04:06And by the way, if you hate to go to school
04:10You may grow up to be a mule
04:12Would you like to swing on a star
04:15Carry moonbeams home in a jar
04:19And be better off than you are
04:23Or would you rather be a pig
04:26A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
04:29His shoes are a terrible disgrace
04:32He's got no manners when he eats his food
04:35He's fat, lazy, and extremely rude
04:38But if you don't care a feather or a pig
04:42You may grow up to be a pig
04:44Or would you like to swing on a star
04:48Carry moonbeams home in a jar
04:51And be better off than you are
04:55Or would you rather be a fish
04:58A fish won't do anything but swim in a crook
05:01He can't write his name or read a book
05:04To fool all the people is his only thought
05:07And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
05:10But then if that sort of life is what you wish
05:14You may grow up to be a fish
05:16And all the monkeys are in the loo
05:20Every day you meet quite a few
05:23So you see it's all up to you
05:27You can't be better than you are
05:30You could be swinging on a star
05:37Welcome to school, Lulu
05:39It's lots of fun
05:41Hip, hip
05:42Hooray!
05:43Hip, hip, hip
06:16Hip, hip, hip
06:23Hip, hip
06:43Stay after school and write 1,000 times.
07:05Here I come, Quincy.
07:23Are you digging for something, Missy?
07:27Yeah, I'm digging for worms. Go on, beat it!
07:38Would you like to try this one?
07:41I thought I told you to beat it!
07:56Hmm, how would you like to be my caddy?
07:59I'll give you a big, fat, juicy lollipop.
08:04A red one?
08:05Yeah, sure.
08:07Okay, I accept the job.
08:15Hurry up!
08:17Hurry up!
08:17Come, in!
08:18What?
08:18Why?
08:19Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:45Stop that noise!
08:48I'm sorry.
09:25Oh, gee, up that ball!
09:36What a shot!
09:45I'm awfully sorry.
09:48Oh, I hate children.
09:51I'll give you one more chance.
09:53Stop clowning, or you're fired!
09:58This is my last ball.
10:00Keep your eye on it.
10:12I see the ball!
10:21Hiya!
10:28Hiya!
10:30Hiya!
10:32Hiya!
10:42Hiya!
10:45Give me that ball!
10:47You're fired!
10:48But you promised me a lollipop!
10:50No lollipops!
10:52Hiya!
10:57Hiya!
11:01Hiya!
11:04Hiya!
11:07It's a half-half-happy day
11:10Since the caddy went away
11:23Give me that ball!
11:25Hurry, Quincy!
11:28Give me that ball!
11:39Hurry, Quincy!
12:00I've gotcha!
12:04I've gotcha!
12:09You've gotcha!
12:19Nice ball!
12:32You've gotcha!
12:34You've gotcha!
12:43Give me that ball!
12:50What's the matter, girlie?
12:52Are you hurt?
12:59Oh, what have I done?
13:03Here.
13:05Oh, please.
13:08Please, say something.
13:10Say just one little word.
13:18Here's your ball, mister.
13:40One second, please.
14:04Oh, thank you, Heidi.
14:05Oh, thank you, Heidi.
14:12Uh-huh.
14:12Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi.
14:17Heidi.
15:15Will the young lady please return the egg to the stage?
15:53It's a trick.
15:56I won't lead you any further. Thank you.
16:28I will now attempt to...
16:31You can go back to your seat now.
16:33My next trick will be...
16:40Making this little girl disappear.
16:59I will now make...
17:10I will now make this cute little girl float through the air with the greatest of ease, defying all existing
17:16laws of gravitation.
17:59I shall now attempt to make a huge 4,000 pound East Indian elephant appear right before your very eyes.
18:11The End
18:19I
18:49Oh, my God.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:52Oh, my God.
20:08Oh, my God.
20:13Oh, my God.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:21Oh, my God.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God.
20:42Oh, my God.
20:43Oh, my God.
21:17Oh, my God.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:33Oh, my God.
21:36Oh, my God.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:53Oh, my God.
21:56Did somebody steal you?
22:00Was it that mean old bulldog next door?
22:16Didn't he look like that?
22:56That cat will better watch you.
23:27That cat will better watch you.
24:01That cat will better watch you.
24:03Now that we're rid of that old cat, I'll put you back for a safe.
24:19Where's that cat?
24:22That cat will better watch you.
24:27That cat will better watch you.
24:29That cat will better watch you.
24:54That cat will better watch you.
25:21That cat will better watch you.
25:24That cat will better watch you.
25:43That cat will better watch you.
25:53That cat will better watch you.
26:01That cat will better watch you.
26:06That cat will better watch you.
26:17That cat will better watch you.
26:17That cat will better watch you.
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