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#video #film2026 #movie2026 #hot #Omg! My Snow White Is A Man - Ep ✅ FULL MOVIE - Eng Sub
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00:05You
00:06Sorry, I
00:07What's got you so focused? You forgot how to walk?
00:11Get back I give it back beg me
00:20Get off me nerd
00:28Don't laugh shut the hell up
00:40Go pick that ball up or I'm gonna make you regret it
00:50Let him go
00:51Oh come on Marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:57Only I get to bully him
01:02Touch him again
01:03And I'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:08You okay?
01:09Mind your own business
01:10He's right this is all your fault
01:12And now you're acting like some hero
01:15Marcus listen to me
01:16The person I hate most in this world
01:19Is you
01:22Lucas
01:23I bully you because
01:25I fucking like you
01:32Lucas you're home
01:33I made you your favorite hot cocoa
01:36Spare me the fake nice
01:37I know what you're doing
01:39You know?
01:41You're trying to win me over
01:42But let me make this clear
01:43You will never be the lady of this house
01:45You will never be the lady of this house
01:49What the hell is that?
01:51Were you trying to poison me?
01:59Your father won't marry me because of you?
02:02If you're alive
02:03I'll never inherit his fortune
02:04So I have to get rid of you
02:07If my dad finds out you tried to hurt me
02:09He'll never marry a psycho like you
02:12Too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:14Die
02:21Marcus
02:22What are you doing here?
02:23I came down the chimney
02:24Lucas
02:25I need to explain why I mess with you
02:42Let go of me
02:44Let go of me
02:56Okay
02:56Either I'm dead
02:58Or I blacked out
02:59At a renaissance fair
03:00What are you?
03:01A flying paper cut?
03:02Ah!
03:03Our Prince Charming is finally awake!
03:05I am the guardian sprite of fairy tales
03:07You awakened me
03:08So I brought you into this storybook
03:10Oh my god
03:14I look like a rejected Disney extra
03:18Why am I dressed like Prince Chanham's cousin
03:20Who sells essential oils?
03:22How can I leave this ridiculous place?
03:26Your highness
03:26The king commands you to depart at once
03:29To marry the Princess Snow White
03:30Of the neighboring kingdom
03:31Snow White?
03:32Absolutely not
03:33I'm gay
03:34I'm not about to drag some innocent girl
03:36Into a straight marriage starter pack
03:38That's emotional terrorism
03:41You have got to be kidding me
03:43Good morning
03:44Princess Snow White
03:46Sleep well?
03:46I'm a guy
03:47Do you see the stubble?
03:48The Adam's apple?
03:49The entire male anatomy package?
03:51Hmm
03:52Yeah
03:53That's
03:53Not supposed to happen
03:54Okay
03:55Looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:58Let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support
04:02Oh great
04:03So how long is the wait time?
04:04Three business centuries?
04:06Why won't this thing come off?
04:07I want men's clothes
04:08Pants
04:09A hoodie
04:10Literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in
04:12Can't
04:13Your character is Snow White
04:14Snow White has a dress
04:15It's in the contract
04:17I never signed anything
04:18You did
04:19You just didn't read the terms and conditions
04:21Like everyone else
04:23Look
04:24You got unlimited dresses
04:25Fresh options daily
04:27It's basically princess Netflix
04:31No
04:32No no no no
04:33Stop
04:33Alright
04:35Ready to meet your Prince Charming?
04:36He'll be here soon
04:38To marry you
04:39What?
04:40I'm straight
04:41I don't like men
04:42Tell me how to get out of this nightmare
04:43Easy
04:44You just have to truly fall in love with Prince Charming
04:47You're insane
04:49Accept reality
04:51Your highness
04:51This is the only way you can return to the real world
04:54Fall in love with a man?
04:56I'd rather be trapped here forever
04:58Princess Snow White
04:59You
05:00Inherited your father's heroic
05:03Masculinity
05:04Princess
05:06The queen requests your presence
05:09What is it?
05:11Oh my god
05:13Lucas
05:14You're Snow White
05:16This is amazing
05:18The evil queen?
05:19Yeah
05:20That tracks
05:21You're dressed like a walking jewelry store
05:23Afraid people might miss how greedy you are
05:25Oh my dear Lucas
05:28In here I'm the queen
05:30I have everything
05:31And honestly
05:33I'm in love with this place
05:35And you
05:36Are the key back to reality
05:38So if I want to stay here
05:40I'll have to kill you
05:42You're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom?
05:47Yes, your majesty
05:49He's the infamous hunter nicknamed
05:51Mr. Alpha Male
05:52I hate women
05:53Especially women prettier than me
05:55So Snow White
05:57The most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
06:02Leave your Snow White to me
06:16Die Snow White
06:18Die Snow White
06:23Snow White is a man?
06:25A man and he's hot?
06:30Who the hell are you?
06:32I'm your secret lover
06:35Snow White's taste is a felony
06:38I get it
06:39You're the queen's assassin
06:40She sent you to kill me
06:42She told me to eliminate you
06:43She just forgot to mention you're a man
06:46And exactly my type
06:49I've changed my mind
06:51A face like yours?
06:52I couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:56You don't come any closer
06:58The entire palace is under the queen's control
07:01She won't stop until you're dead
07:03But I can protect you
07:04Whether you come with me
07:06Is your choice
07:07You?
07:08Protect me?
07:09That's right
07:10I'm the coldest killer alive
07:12Mr. Alpha Male
07:14He actually let that little trot escape
07:18Issue a kingdom-wide manhunt now
07:21A princess with an Adam's apple
07:23Chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot
07:27For the last time
07:28I am not marrying Snow White
07:30I only want Lucas
07:31Your Highness
07:31Bad news
07:32Snow White has gone missing
07:35Missing?
07:36Perfect
07:36This Snow White has a suspicious amount of testosterone
07:40Wait
07:41Snow White is Lucas?
07:46I...
07:47I can't run anymore
07:52Hide!
07:56I'll go distract them
07:57You head east
07:59And find your fiancé
08:00Prince Charming
08:01He will protect you
08:03But what about you?
08:04Don't worry
08:05I'm a Mr. Alpha Male
08:06A few guards can't hurt me
08:09Remember
08:10Never enter the enchanted forest
08:12There are seven total psychos in there
08:14Nobody who goes in ever makes it out alive
08:20Damn
08:20He's handsome
08:22Too bad he doesn't like men
08:24Wait
08:25Does he actually like men or not?
08:28Hey
08:28You ugly freaks
08:30Come and catch me
08:33Get him
08:34Damn this dress
08:36Damn the queen
08:38Damn this fairy tale
08:43Princess Snow White
08:45Her Majesty requests your return to the palace
08:49And what if I say no?
08:51Then you'll suffer a little
08:57Marcus!
08:58What the hell is this jerk doing here?
09:00As long as I'm here
09:01Nobody can lay a finger on him
09:03Someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:11What are you doing?
09:13Stop it!
09:14Roll the unstoppable secret technique
09:16Tickle attack!
09:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha
09:24Are you okay?
09:27You're wearing a prince's uniform
09:30You're Prince Charming?
09:33No no no
09:34If you're Prince Charming
09:35I'd rather die
09:36Or stuck here forever
09:37Lucas still hates me
09:39I should hide my identity for now
09:40And give him time
09:42I'm not
09:45I'm not Prince Charming
09:46I'm his half brother
09:48Prince Charging
09:49Prince
09:50Prince Charging?
09:52What the hell is that?
09:53Look
09:53Bright enough to light a whole kingdom
09:55That's why they call me Prince Charging
09:58Even your horse looks gay as hell
10:02I'm heading to find my brother Prince Charming
10:05Why don't we go together?
10:07No thanks
10:07There are wild beasts around here
10:09It's dangerous alone
10:10Well
10:10Even if I'm wearing this stupid dress
10:13I'm still a man
10:13I'm not afraid of any beasts
10:23So
10:24Want to reconsider my offer?
10:25And just so you know
10:26There's more than one snake out here
10:29Damn it
10:30I might actually need this jerk to protect me
10:33Fine
10:34Whatever
10:39Stop
10:39In broad daylight?
10:41What are you doing?
10:43Fixing my shirt
10:44What did you think?
10:48Damn
10:48His body is actually amazing
10:51If you want to look
10:52You can be bold
10:53I'd be honored
10:55If my muscles have your approval
10:58Who's looking?
10:59Narcissist
11:01Then do you want to touch them?
11:04What
11:04What are you doing?
11:07I know you want me to
11:09I
11:10I don't
11:14Kissing a man
11:16Actually
11:17Feels pretty good
11:31Thank God
11:32It was just a dream
11:33Lucas Lucas
11:35Get a grip
11:35You're straight
11:37Stop having stupid dreams like that
11:39And the guys you hate the most
11:41I'm straight
11:42I'm straight
11:45Being queen feels wonderful
11:47Even my hair is smoother than before
11:49This is
11:53My hair!
11:54What happened to my hair?
11:56Wow
11:57This means Snow White and Prince Charming have met
12:00What?
12:01From now on
12:01Every time their relationship grows a little deeper
12:04You'll lose another patch of hair
12:06And when they truly fall in love
12:09Your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:13No!
12:14Lucas!
12:15Marcus!
12:16I'll kill you both!
12:18Spread my order
12:19Hunt down Snow White across the entire kingdom
12:22Alive or dead
12:23Your majesty
12:24Perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness
12:28Right!
12:29The all-knowing mirror
12:30It has to be able to fix my hair
12:33Go find that mirror immediately
12:35I want it brought to me within three days
12:38Lucas
12:40Once I catch you
12:41I'm going to pluck every single hair off your head
12:47Look!
12:48Is that a princess?
12:50Princess?
12:50That's obviously a man
12:52A man who likes wearing dresses
12:54Hey handsome cute dress
12:56Mind lend it to my big sis sometime?
13:00Just ignore them
13:01I hate this dress
13:03Oh my goodness
13:04Whose daughter is this?
13:06She's so tall
13:12Mom!
13:13That lady has stubble
13:15Don't say nonsense!
13:16Apologize to the lady
13:18Wait
13:19He really does have stubble
13:21I'm a man!
13:22A man in a dress?
13:24Sick
13:24Calm down
13:25Don't bother with them
13:32Look!
13:33There's a hot girl bathing
13:34Man, tonight's our lucky night
13:39Why does the voice sound like a guy?
13:41You know nothing
13:42Androger and your beauty is trending
13:48It's a man!
13:49My eyes!
13:49Hey!
13:50I haven't even screamed yet
13:51What are you screaming?
13:52I swear I'll never peek at bathing girls again
13:54Please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me
13:57I've had enough of this
13:59Sprite
13:59Fairy
14:00Whatever
14:01Just get out here right now
14:06I want to get rid of this damn dress
14:09Well
14:10It's not impossible
14:12Play a game with me
14:13And you can change it
14:14What game?
14:15Look
14:22No way
14:23Whatever the game is
14:24I won't play anything with him
14:25Hey
14:26What did I do to you this time?
14:28Then I guess you'll just keep
14:30Wearing the dress
14:31Honestly
14:31The more I look at it on you
14:33The better it suits you
14:35Fine
14:35What game?
14:38Blindfold feeding
14:40Lucas puts on the blindfold
14:42Marcus sits three meters away
14:44Lucas has to walk over
14:45And feed the strawberry to Marcus
14:47That's it?
14:48Easy peasy
14:49But you can't use your hands
14:50You have to hold the strawberry in your mouth
14:52What kind of perverted game is that?
14:55What's wrong?
14:56Scared?
14:56Who's scared?
14:57I'll just pretend I'm feeding a pet
15:01Okay
15:21Where are you touching?
15:22Shut up
15:34Oh my god
15:35Does this count as kissing Marcus?
15:37This is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:40His lips
15:41Are just as soft as in my dream
15:45Wait
15:45Why am I reacting?
15:47No, no, no
15:48That's impossible
15:49What's wrong?
15:50Stomachache?
15:50I'm fine
15:51Don't come closer
15:52Ho ho
15:53I see what's going on now
15:54Shut up
15:58You know
15:58I'm actually the same as you
16:02Take some time
16:04Wait
16:05Does this mean I've actually been turned gay?
16:08Finally
16:09I can get out of that damn dress
16:13I can't reveal my identity to Lucas just yet
16:16Please keep it a secret for me
16:17This is getting good
16:19This is getting good
16:19The plot just keeps getting juicier
16:21Do you think you're watching a reality show?
16:32Hungry?
16:33No, I'm fine
16:34Here
16:36Thirsty?
16:37I said I'm fine
16:39Cold?
16:40Drop it
16:41I'm not cold
16:46I've never seen such a beautiful flower
16:48This is for you
16:49Just so you know
16:50This adorable little flower
16:51Completely poisonous
16:58It has no taste at all
17:00I want juice
17:01Although there's no juice
17:03Honey water on the house
17:04And trust me
17:05We got plenty
17:06You're not trying to
17:08Watch me
17:09Marcus, don't do it
17:12This is gonna end badly
17:17Hey there
17:20Ah, they're coming
17:31It's all your fault
17:32We almost got stung to death
17:34And you're still laughing?
17:35You're still cute when you're mad
17:39No, no, no
17:40I'm straight
17:41Totally straight
17:42From now on
17:43You must stay at least one meter away from me
17:56Marcus!
17:58At your service?
17:59Pull me up right now!
18:00Didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter away from you?
18:03This pit looks at least three meters deep
18:06Which meets your requirement perfectly
18:08Marcus, stop messing around!
18:10But you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:12Asshole, just wait till I get up there
18:14I swear
18:15I'm gonna mess you up!
18:16Why don't you climb up here first
18:18Then we'll talk
18:18Marcus!
18:19Come back!
18:21Jerk
18:21All that talk about liking me was a lie
18:24Bullying me at school
18:25And now abandoning me
18:28I almost believed him
18:30Crying?
18:32Idiot!
18:32Didn't you leave?
18:33What are you doing back here?
18:34Silly boy
18:35I'd never leave you here
18:38Grab on, I'll pull you up
18:39I've got you!
18:48Aren't you the captain of the football team?
18:50How come you're so weak?
18:52Maybe because you're heavier than you look
18:54I'm literally standard weight
18:55The real problem here is you're weak
18:57Fine, fine, it's all my fault
19:01You can scoot a little closer
19:02Trust me, it's way warmer over here
19:05In your dreams
19:06I'd rather freeze to death
19:07Fine, have it your way
19:09Idiot!
19:10Freezing your ass off
19:11And still pretending you're fine
19:15Dammit!
19:16Why am I in his arms?
19:19Hmm
19:19No wonder he won Prom King two years in a row
19:22He really is good looking
19:24You're awake!
19:25I-I-I was just
19:34What the hell are you doing?
19:38Lucas, I'm sorry
19:38I just-
19:39Let me tell you, Marcus
19:40I'm straight
19:40I could never like you
19:42I was just being impulsive
19:43I'll never forgive you for bullying me at school
19:45You make me sick
19:47What did you say?
19:49I said, you make me sick
19:51There is no way I'd ever fall for a jerk like you
19:54You're right
19:59You're right, I am a jerk
20:01I'm such an idiot for falling for you
20:03Marcus, let go of me
20:05I'm such a fool for doing everything I could to get your attention
20:08For trying to protect you this whole time
20:11But from now on, I'm not gonna like you anymore
20:14I finally got rid of this jerk
20:16I should be happy
20:17But why do I feel so lost?
20:21We need to figure out how to get out of here
20:24Marcus!
20:25I heard you
20:31Grab it
20:43Thanks
20:44Let's go
20:51Marcus?
20:53Where are you?
21:01Marcus!
21:02Marcus!
21:05Marcus!
21:06Help!
21:08Run!
21:16I said, run!
21:17Do you hear me?
21:19No!
21:20I can't leave you to face this alone
21:27Lucas, get out of here
21:28I can't hold it off much longer
21:30But you
21:31What I said before
21:32I didn't mean it
21:34I lied to you
21:34What?
21:35I still fucking like you
21:37I've liked you since middle school
21:39And I never stopped
21:47I'm not leaving you here
22:03Are you hurt?
22:06No, I'm fine
22:07Just
22:08My legs are just a little shaky
22:18He actually risked his life to save me
22:21After I was so mean to him
22:23I said, you make me sick
22:25There is no way I'd ever fall for a jerk like you
22:28Did I go too far with what I said?
22:30If it weren't for him
22:32Those scars would probably be on me
22:42It's ready
22:42You first
22:45Marcus, I said those things earlier out of anger too
22:49I know I was way out of line
22:50I'm sorry
22:51Lucas
22:53Would you just give us a chance?
22:55I don't expect you to say yes right now
22:57I just want to know
22:59Is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me?
23:02How could I ever like a guy?
23:04It should be an easy answer
23:05So why is it so hard to say?
23:07I'm sorry
23:08I can't
23:09I'm really grateful you saved my life
23:11But I'm straight
23:13And I'll never be anything else
23:15I-I'm sorry
23:18I get it
23:19I respect your choice
23:22But I'm still gonna like you anyway
23:29I'm finally free of his nonsense
23:31So why don't feel happy at all?
23:33Get a grip, Lucas
23:34You're just grateful he saved you
23:36You're not gay
23:38A glowing flower?
23:40Never seen one of those before
23:43It smells special
23:47It's so hot
23:48What's going on?
24:06Marcus
24:09What's wrong?
24:13What's wrong?
24:14I want you
24:23You've got a fever?
24:25Why are you burning up?
24:33Lucas
24:33Are you drunk?
24:35There isn't even any alcohol out here
24:37Marcus
24:38I know you want me
24:40You're not thinking straight
24:41I'm not taking advantage of you like this
25:09Don't
25:13Don't want
25:14Don't stop
25:28Morning
25:30Don't touch me
25:32So now you're denying everything?
25:34You were pretty eager last night
25:36I don't remember any of it
25:38And if you tell anyone about last night
25:40I'll cut your tongue out
25:41This is all that stupid flower's fault
25:44I only lost control because that damn pollen
25:47Pollen can't create desire
25:48It only amplifies what's already there
25:51Admit it, Lucas
25:52You want me
25:54Do I really want him?
25:56No
25:56There's no way this bastard turned me gay
26:00Prince Charming's castle
26:01Tomorrow
26:02You'll finally meet him
26:03Great
26:03After tomorrow
26:04I won't have to see your annoying face ever again
26:07Why does it feel like my heart is breaking?
26:10That flower must have fried my brain
26:11I'm just used to having him around all the time
26:15That's all
26:16Don't worry
26:17Once I get back to the real world
26:18Everything will go back to normal
26:24The last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower
26:27Don't tell me this glowing water is some kind of love potion too
26:29Why don't you take a sip and find out?
26:33Well look who finally made it here
26:36You again?
26:36Every time you show up something bad happens
26:38Relax
26:39I'm just here for the show this time
26:41This is the spring of desire
26:43If you look into it
26:44You'll see what your heart wants most
26:46Oh yeah?
26:47Then let's see what I want most
26:49Probably a massive feast back in the real world
26:52Back off
26:53Okay
26:54Okay
27:02No way
27:03The thing I want most is him
27:06What did you see?
27:07Why are you so red?
27:08Nothing
27:08I just
27:09I just saw a beautiful woman bathing
27:10A beautiful woman bathing?
27:12You really are straight
27:14You can fool him but not me
27:16I know exactly what you saw
27:19It must be because I'm Snow White
27:21Maybe this body's female hormones are messing with my head
27:24Stop lying to yourself
27:26The spring of desire is never wrong
27:29Do I really like him?
27:31What are you two whispering about?
27:32We were just talking about Lucas' deepest desire
27:36Shut up!
27:36I'm an honest elf
27:37My mother raised me never to lie
27:39Please
27:40You're just here for the drama
27:42What are you two even talking about?
27:44Why can't you tell me?
27:45I saw us kissing
27:47Really?
27:47Lucas you like me too don't you?
27:49So what if I do?
27:51I have to fall in love with Prince Charming if I want to leave this place
27:55Marcus
27:55We can't be together
27:56It's time to tell Lucas who I really am
27:59Lucas wait
28:00Lucas there's something I have to tell you
28:02I'm actually
28:10Joanna sent them?
28:12No idea
28:12But they don't look friendly
28:14On three
28:15We run in opposite directions
28:17You think you can outrun them?
28:18Pretty sure you failed PE
28:20I was the ten meter sprint champion in kindergarten
28:22Thank you very much
28:25Your Highness Prince Charming
28:26We finally found you
28:27Your Highness
28:29Your Prince Charming?
28:32Your Highness
28:33And this is
28:34He's Snow White
28:35My fiance
28:37No
28:38My fiance
28:39Not that either
28:40Whatever
28:41He's the one I love
28:42He's the legendary Snow White with the stubble?
28:44I don't care if he's a man or a woman
28:46He's the one I'm going to marry
28:48But his majesty has given strict orders
28:51He cannot accept two men marrying
28:52This Snow White is forbidden from entering the castle
28:55That old fossil
28:56People are out here falling in love with ChatGPT
28:58Lucas is at least a real human being
29:01His majesty also said that if you insist on marrying him
29:03He'll hang your embarrassing baby pics at the castle gate
29:07Your embarrassing baby pictures?
29:10Your king's got a pretty good sense of humor
29:13Wait
29:14So you were fucking lying to me this whole time?
29:17Lucas, I'm sorry
29:18I didn't mean to deceive you
29:19I was afraid that if you knew the truth
29:21I finally accepted my feelings for you
29:23And all this time
29:25You were just making a fool out of me
29:27No
29:27Lucas, I like you
29:28I would never hurt you
29:30Enough
29:30I hate being lied to more than anything
29:32Lucas, I was wrong
29:33Please, just let me explain
29:39Hey, wrong way
29:40That's the Enchanted Forest
29:41The Enchanted Forest?
29:43The one no one's ever made it out of alive?
29:46You kept saying you liked me
29:48But you were lying to me the whole time
29:59Who's there?
30:00Another stupid just wandered in
30:02Perfect
30:03It's been forever since we've had fresh meat
30:06He looks delicious
30:08Oh crap
30:09I must have stumbled into the legendary seven villains
30:13God, I'd kill for a Big Mac right now
30:18Nope, I can't hold it in
30:20Did you see his face?
30:22He went completely white
30:30You guys are the legendary seven villains?
30:33You ever seen demons this handsome?
30:35We're not demons
30:36We're victims
30:38Victims?
30:40We used to be guards for the evil queen
30:42But she wanted us to take turns being her lovers
30:44Monday through Sunday
30:46No repeats
30:47We're respectable guards, okay?
30:49Not rent boys
30:49Why would we ever agree to that?
30:51So she got mad
30:52Threw us into the Enchanted Forest
30:54And trapped us here with dark magic
30:56I can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale
30:58Actually have it this rough
31:00We've been stuck here so long
31:01We're dying of boredom
31:03But hey, now you're here
31:04At least we've got a new face around
31:06What's your name?
31:07Where are you from?
31:08Do you have a girlfriend?
31:08Please
31:09That's outdated
31:10Gay is in now
31:12So, do you have a boyfriend?
31:14Oh, so there is someone
31:15No, nothing like that
31:17Then why are you blushing?
31:18Oh, I
31:21I'm hot
31:22Okay, tell us more
31:29We have a witness who says Snow White ran into the Enchanted Forest
31:33You boys wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?
31:36Wait, is that guy Snow White?
31:38By order of the queen
31:39If you reveal Snow White's whereabouts
31:41Your freedom will be restored
31:46Are they gonna hand me over?
31:49Oof
31:49You're too late
31:50What do you mean?
31:52Snow White got eaten by a beast the second he ran into the Enchanted Forest
31:55I saw it with my own eyes
31:57It was brutal
31:58Total bloodbath
31:59Want me to take you to the scene?
32:01Though fair warning
32:02You probably won't be able to eat for days
32:04No, no, no
32:05That won't be necessary
32:07As long as I've got something to report back to the queen
32:10Head back and inform the queen
32:12Snow White is dead
32:19Hey, they're gone
32:21You're safe now
32:22Why did you help me?
32:24Because we hate that old witch of a queen
32:26The enemy of our enemy is our friend
32:30Your majesty
32:31Word from the guard
32:32Snow White is dead
32:35Finally
32:36That little noose is dead
32:38So my hair should grow back now, right?
32:41Oh!
32:42Oh!
32:47I thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died
32:51That's because Snow White isn't dead
32:53Who are you?
32:54I'm the all-knowing magic mirror
32:56Oh wow, your majesty
32:57That hair is a bold choice
32:59Shut up!
33:00Just tell me how to get my hair back
33:01As long as Snow White and Prince Charming never fall in love
33:05Your hair will grow back
33:06I'm going to the enchanted forest and killing him myself
33:09Your majesty
33:10Those three hairs of yours would be gone in one gust of wind
33:12Shut up!
33:13Let me do it
33:14I hate couples more than anything
33:16The second I see them acting all sweet
33:17I want to lose it
33:18All he has to do
33:20Is take one bite of this apple pie
33:22And it's over
33:25It's been days
33:26And that bastard Marcus still hasn't come looking for me
33:29Figures
33:29You can't trust a word men say
33:34Who are you?
33:36I'm the little match girl's sister
33:37The little apple pie girl
33:39Sister?
33:40With those wrinkles you look more like the little apple pie grandma
33:43Oh, I have never seen such a handsome man in my life
33:46Apple pie handsome?
33:49Wow, it smells incredible
33:51Go on, it's free
33:52Wait
33:53Apples in fairy tales are always poisoned
33:55You're not Joanna, are you?
33:59In
34:00Fairy tales
34:01The evil queen dresses up as an old woman
34:03And tricks Snow White into eating a poisoned apple
34:06Joanna
34:06Stop pretending
34:08I'm not her
34:10I'm just the little apple pie girl
34:12I know that's your disguise, Joanna
34:14And your makeup is terrible
34:16Hey
34:16You can question my character
34:18But not my makeup skills
34:20Come on
34:21Let's rip the mask off her
34:27No, no, stop
34:29So
34:30You really aren't Joanna
34:31I told you I wasn't
34:33And you still ripped my clothes off
34:34Sorry
34:35I got it wrong
34:36I offered you free apple pie
34:38And somehow I'm the bad guy
34:40Okay, okay
34:41Don't cry
34:41I'll eat it
34:42I'll eat it
34:45Lucas
34:46Lucas
34:47Lucas
34:48What are you doing here?
34:50I've been looking for you this whole time
34:52Looking for me?
34:53What, so you could keep lying to me?
34:55Lucas, can you stop being impossible for one second?
34:57I'm impossible?
34:58You're the one who's heartless, shameless, and impossible
35:00How am I heartless?
35:01How am I shameless?
35:01How am I impossible?
35:02How are you not heartless?
35:03How are you not shameless?
35:04How are you not impossible?
35:05Fine
35:06Even if I am heartless, shameless, and impossible
35:08What are you two doing?
35:09Practicing a damn tongue twister?
35:12Handsome
35:13Want some apple pie?
35:14Might help you calm down
35:15I'm not hungry
35:17Come on
35:17Eat a little
35:19You need energy if you're gonna keep arguing
35:21I said I'm not hungry
35:22Just one bite
35:24God, you're annoying
35:25Can't you see we're in the middle of something?
35:27Fine
35:27I'll eat it
35:28Happy?
35:35Get it out!
35:36Do you have any idea how hard that was to make?
35:37I pulled three all-nighters on that pie
35:41Let go
35:42What are you doing?
35:43Let him go
35:44So you do still care about me?
35:46God, I hate couples like you
35:48Will you two die if you stop acting lovey-dovey for one second?
35:52God
35:52Calm down
35:53Don't do anything stupid
35:54You can always make another one
35:57Seriously?
35:58It was just an apple pie
35:59That was my masterpiece
36:01I spent forever perfecting that poison blend
36:04Wait
36:05So you really were sent by Joanna?
36:06Well, obviously
36:07Why else would I drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie?
36:12As long as we're here
36:13You're not hurting Lucas
36:14I wasn't even planning to hurt him
36:16A man that handsome is practically in danger
36:18But the queen gave me orders
36:21No matter what it takes
36:22I have to keep him and Prince Charmin apart
36:25Help!
36:25He's trying to stab me!
36:26I'm not!
36:28I was just...
36:35As long as I'm here
36:36You're not laying a finger on Lucas
36:38I...
36:39I wasn't trying to hurt him
36:41I was going to kill myself
36:43I failed my mission
36:45If I go back, the queen will punish me anyway
36:47Might as well end it myself
36:49Oh!
36:50Sorry
36:51My bad
36:52Well
36:52Be our guest
36:55Wait
36:56Your job is to keep Snow White and Prince Charming from ending up together, right?
37:01Then wouldn't Poisoning Prince Charming work just as well?
37:04Huh?
37:09Let...
37:09Let go!
37:11Poisoning Prince Charming works just as well!
37:14Serves you right for being greedy and snatching someone else's food
37:17That's what you get
37:18Alright
37:19Mission accomplished
37:21What?
37:23You do realize that pie you just swallowed was poisoned, right?
37:27Right
37:27The pie was poisoned!
37:32Water!
37:34Somebody get me water!
37:38I think I'm dying
37:42Marcus actually took the fall for you
37:44That is so moving
37:47Is this what true love looks like?
37:49If somebody did that for me, I'd marry him on the spot
37:51I don't care if it's a man, a woman, a cat, or a dog
37:54He didn't even know the pie was poisoned
37:56What's so moving about that?
37:57Yeah, but before that
37:58He jumped into that pit for you
38:00He fought a beast for you
38:02Keep going and I'm going to fall for him myself
38:04Lying to you was wrong
38:05But his feelings for you are real
38:07Lucas, just forgive him
38:08Yeah, come on, just forgive him
38:09Alright, alright, I get it, okay?
38:11Marcus, we just did you a huge favor
38:13So how are you going to thank us?
38:14Me?
38:15I'm poisoned!
38:16I'm dying here!
38:17Maybe help me first?
38:19Right, he's poisoned!
38:20Come on, think of something!
38:22Hmm...
38:22But you actually look pretty good
38:24Your skin's kind of glowing
38:25Maybe it was fake poison?
38:27Worst case, he gets diarrhea for a couple days
38:29Okay, that's a relief
38:33Marcus!
38:35Marcus!
38:36Okay, we know you hate him
38:38But this is a little much
38:39He really is poisoned
38:40He really is poisoned
38:41Come on, think of something!
38:42I heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once
38:45Hot oil
38:47Heat kills poison
38:52This kind of worm feeds on toxins
38:54If we put it inside Marcus
38:56It'll suck all the poison out of his body
39:02It says the best way to get poison out
39:04Is to literally beat it out of him
39:06Watch this
39:10You didn't just break his ribs, did you?
39:16I've got another idea
39:18Enough!
39:18At this rate, the poison won't kill him
39:20You too will!
39:22Maybe there is one thing that might work
39:24What?
39:25True love's kiss
39:26In fairy tales, Snow White eats the poisoned apple
39:29And Prince Charmia's kiss wakes her up
39:31Yeah, but that's a fairy tale
39:33This is the real world
39:34You wouldn't get it
39:35To me, this is the fairy tale
39:37This isn't just an excuse to kiss him, is it?
39:39Like I need an excuse?
39:40We've kissed plenty of times already
39:45I'm only doing this to save him
39:49And he still says he's not gay
39:55Why didn't it work?
39:57Maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough?
39:58Shut up!
39:59I'm trying to save him!
40:00Kiss him again!
40:01Kiss him again!
40:04I refuse to believe I can't kiss you awake
40:10Lucas, it's no use
40:11He already missed the golden seven-hour window for antidotes
40:15He's not breathing anymore
40:16Lucas, I'm sorry
40:18We should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest
40:22How could you just die like this?
40:25You said you'd protect me forever
40:26If you're dead, who's supposed to protect me now?
40:29Marcus, you asshole
40:31I never got to tell you
40:33I fell for you a long time ago
40:35Lucas, the grave's ready
40:37It's time
40:38I love you, Marcus
40:43I love you too
40:45You're not dead?
40:46I woke up the first time you kissed me
40:48Then why were you playing dead?
40:49Because I wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times
40:51Marcus!
40:52You were messing with me again!
40:55Lucas, thank you
40:57You've made me the happiest man in the world
41:04So this is what love looks like
41:06We're leaving Lucas with you
41:07You better take good care of him from now on
41:11Thank you
41:13For taking care of me all this time
41:16Wait!
41:17I just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest
41:21The way is...
41:27Lucas!
41:28Lucas!
41:28AHHHHH!
41:30You didn't finish your words!
41:32What was the way out?
41:33Lucas, come back!
41:35Wait
41:35Could Lucas' method be
41:37True love's kiss?
41:40Look in your dreams!
41:41I am not kissing you!
41:43I mean
41:43It wouldn't hurt to try
41:57Your majesty!
41:58Good news!
41:59Well, out with it
42:00Mission accomplished
42:01Prince Charming is dead
42:03There's no way those two can end up together now
42:05Really?
42:07I saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes
42:09He dropped dead right after
42:12Excellent!
42:13If I can't poison that fish Lucas to death
42:15Then poisoning his Prince Charming works just as well!
42:19So my hair should grow back now, right?
42:24What?
42:26AHHHHH!
42:26What is going on?
42:28Didn't you say Prince Charming was dead?
42:31I saw him eat the pie myself!
42:33Then why is my hair still falling?
42:36Maybe
42:36Maybe killing Prince Charming doesn't work the same way
42:39AHHHHH!
42:40I'm gonna kill you!
42:41AHHHHH!
42:44Your majesty?
42:46Your majesty!
42:47Where are you?
42:48I haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is yet!
42:56Obviously me
43:04I'm back!
43:09was was all of that just a dream
43:13if all of that was just a dream then marcus and i you damn bald woman get away from me
43:23honey you can't throw me out you said you were going to marry me i like women with hair i
43:30do
43:30not want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking i'm holding a man my hair will grow
43:34back the doctor said it's hair loss from stress stress you use my card every day to buy bags
43:40shoes and makeup what exactly are you stressed about if i were still queen i'd have your head
43:45chopped off you old fool queen so it wasn't a dream it was real i wasted years of my youth
43:54on
43:55an old fossil like you you owe me a huge settlement joanna you tried to poison me and you still
44:00think
44:00you deserve a payout want to see how fast i call the cops bitch if it weren't for you i'd
44:05still
44:05be the mighty queen joanna don't forget in fairy tales the evil queen never gets a happy ending
44:11in the fairy tale snow white falls for prince charming what about you did you fall for your
44:16prince charming too snow white your father's such an old fossil there's no way he'll accept the
44:22whole lgbt thing he'll definitely throw you out queen snow white are you two doing cosplay or
44:27something if i can't inherit your father's money then you don't get to inherit it either
44:33lucas is my son he's my only heir what happens in this family is none of your business oh yeah
44:38what if your only heir is gay you're gay i'm not not because i heard you and that boy marcus
44:47were
44:47all over each other hugging kissing the whole thing shut up dad yeah i
44:57dad you're not mad truth is i had a boyfriend when i was younger too what his name was tom
45:03six foot three eight pack abs blonde hair blue eyes insanely hot
45:09anyway that's all in the past as long as you two really love each other i don't care if it's
45:13a man
45:14or a woman wow i had no idea gay was hereditary instead of stirring the pot maybe you should
45:21focus on fixing that bald head of yours shut up
45:27so what was that boy's name again marcus i have to go find him
45:37hey nerd lend us some money get lost i don't have time for this you know who we are and
45:42you still
45:43talk to us like that i've dealt with the seven bullies what are you two supposed to be if you're
45:48not going to hand it over don't blame us for what happens next
45:53try touching him see what happens if you run now you might still make it
45:58come on let's go he's the football captain
46:03you okay marcus i missed you lucas what are you doing
46:11weren't we together together since when were we together that's news to me you you don't remember
46:16prince charming the enchanted forest the seven boys lucas what are you even talking about you ate the
46:23poisoned apple pie i kissed you you told me you loved me you seriously don't remember any of it
46:28lucas have you been reading too many fairy tales or something was it all just a dream it wasn't a
46:33dream marcus think we went through all of that together lucas i have no idea what you're talking
46:38about and i've never liked you
46:43then why did you save me just now if i see anybody getting bullied i step in it had nothing
46:48to do with
46:49you what the hell happened why doesn't he remember any of it damn you marcus you turned me gay and
46:58now you don't remember any of it
47:12your highness snow white i'm back in the fairy tale world again you're not back i just moved
47:19the fairy tale world into your house for now wasn't all of this supposed to be over what do you
47:24want
47:24now relax snow white and prince charming story still hasn't reached the finale the finale
47:31come on let's see the first ending you're gonna love this one
47:37guys thank god you guys made it out of the enchanted forest
47:42that's thanks to you lucas me but i didn't even finish what i was saying you and marcus gave us
47:47hope
47:47you made us believe true love really can break any curse so we tried the true love's kiss thing too
47:53and the curse broke that's amazing i'm so happy for you guys first ending the seven boys break the
47:59evil queen's curse and win back their freedom hold on we're not done yet there's still the second
48:04ending second ending joanna got exactly what she deserved mrs joanna based on your test results
48:11your hair is never growing back no that's impossible your scalp is severely inflamed you need to stop
48:16wearing wigs immediately what am i supposed to go out without a wig are you saying i'm supposed to
48:20spend the rest of my life as a bald beauty bald yes beauty not exactly she'd be bald and alone
48:28for the
48:28rest of her life and now for the third ending the final ending prince charming is about to officially
48:35confess to snow white that ending's probably not happening marcus doesn't remember any of it are
48:40you sure he doesn't remember anything marcus i thought you didn't remember any of it idiot i was
48:48messing with you and you said you didn't even like me i just wanted to make sure i needed to
48:53know if
48:53you really liked me or if you were just moved because of everything that happened in the fairy tale
48:57world asshole do you know how miserable i was i'm sorry lucas i promise i'll never make you feel
49:03that way again lucas i love you will you be my snow wife forever
49:11final ending snow white and prince charming finally get there happily ever after
49:18all right i'm off to mess with the next fairy tale see you in the next story
49:25come on
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