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00:08Hi, I'm Rusty Charles.
00:10And I'm Lil Pumpkin Spice.
00:12Welcome to the Gaytona 500, the next big race in the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:18It's bracket number two, and these queens are coming in red hot.
00:23From bracket number two, pulling up to the starting line.
00:27Up first, in pole position, Crystal Method.
00:31She came to us fresh from confession.
00:34Oh.
00:34Can you feel the beat of the rhythm of the night?
00:37It's Crystal Method from season 12.
00:42Look at that elder barge hairdo.
00:45Business in the front and party in the back.
00:48On my season, I was very DIY, arts and crafts, glitter all over the place.
00:54You're fucking fascinating.
00:57What in the fuck am I looking at?
00:59A little bit of humor and a little bit of meh.
01:03I just really wanted to let you all know how silly and crazy I am.
01:07Oh, we know.
01:08But I was still someone really coming into their own.
01:11Your makeup is distracting.
01:13You kind of got lost.
01:14I want to see who you are.
01:15She's hiding behind that mask.
01:17And I was holding myself back a little bit.
01:19I have a hard time showing myself and opening up to...
01:23What got you here in the first place is what you already have.
01:27I came to realize that there is no point in second-guessing yourself.
01:31The more she reveals of herself, the more we're charmed by her.
01:34And it got me far.
01:35Crystal, you're moving on to the grand finale.
01:39Making it so close on season 12 to The Crown, I think I have a lot to live up to,
01:45but I'm
01:45ready to showcase how much I've improved.
01:47By the looks of that crucifix, she's a real crossdresser.
01:50She is.
01:51Now I'm more crystallized than ever before.
01:55Oh.
01:55Well, some try method acting.
01:57Others try crystal method.
02:01She's redesigned and ready to roar.
02:04Selena S. Titties.
02:06The titties are back, honey.
02:07Selena S. Titties from season 15, the Emmy Award winning season 15.
02:15From the house of S. Titties.
02:17I don't fuck around.
02:21I'm known for being really loud and energetic.
02:24Wild costumes.
02:25A lot of ideas.
02:26And even though I didn't win, squat my season.
02:29I got to top six, thanks to my charisma and just my loving personality at the end of the
02:33day.
02:33Get this baby out of me!
02:34It really came down to, I think, the total package as a whole was a little discombobulated.
02:38I just think her drag sometimes is questionable.
02:41It's just too much.
02:41So you're sort of getting lost in it.
02:43I realized after the fact, oh, you just want me to refine, simplify, and like, be a little
02:49more cuncy.
02:50Yes, Mama Root girl, I got you.
02:51All right, baby, the titties are coming!
02:54Yes, pull up to her bumper.
02:56Which one?
02:57On my season, I was a golden boot diva.
03:00I finally won something on Drag Race!
03:02But I'm giving two toots this season, baby.
03:04Imagine the titties in the Hall of Fame.
03:05There ain't been no titties in the Hall of Fame like me.
03:08Let's go!
03:09Check out those golden headlights.
03:12She's a classic.
03:14It's vivacious.
03:16You know me.
03:16I'm vivacious from season six.
03:18Still turning heads.
03:20Break the mold.
03:21Break the spell.
03:22Mother has arrived to give them hell.
03:26I can always tell when a New Yorker walks the runway.
03:29Oh, hey.
03:29Yes, honey.
03:30She represents that really underground club storyline.
03:33This is like my 21st year doing drag.
03:36The last time I was here for season six was 13 years ago.
03:40But y'all sure as hell did not forget about me.
03:43Mother has arrived.
03:45Ornacea.
03:46Mother has arrived.
03:47We're on the list.
03:48Ornacea plus one.
03:49Mother has arrived.
03:50Mother has arrived.
03:55My visage has been all over drag race for many years.
03:59I am mother after all.
04:01Get into it.
04:02I do give her credit for staying true to who she is.
04:06That can be a hindrance if you refuse to move beyond that.
04:10I got eliminated early on in my season and I should have been eliminated because what I brought
04:14was not up to the high echelon of the show.
04:16Sachet away.
04:19This time around, I'm still bringing my club kid feel, but we've changed it from club kid
04:24to club cunt.
04:25I want to show y'all the new Vivacious, the new everything.
04:29Because Vivacious is coming back with more confidence than that stiff spray on your mama's
04:33wig.
04:33Well, if you stay Ornacea, you ain't got to get Ornacea.
04:39Up next, the Puerto Rican pussy wagon, April Carrion.
04:44Reckon.
04:45Oh, that's that reckon.
04:46Hola, I'm April Carrion, the Puerto Rican goddess from season six.
04:51Baby, I'm back home.
04:56April Carrion got me all wet.
04:59You are gorgeous.
05:00In season six, I was known for being a little androgynous, a little edgy.
05:05You did a really amazing job at taking hyper-masculine elements and making a feminine look.
05:10But it didn't always work.
05:12I've never been a fan when drag queens use a man's buzz cut back there.
05:17You don't buy it, some yuppie will.
05:19The performance was flat.
05:22I was new to drag.
05:24I only did drag for five years with my drag family.
05:26So drag race really was a wake-up call.
05:28It's like you have a beard on your forehead.
05:31So my time on my season was short.
05:34I was in 11th place.
05:35Keep calm and carry on.
05:38She's on that reefer.
05:40It's been a long time since I've been here in the competition.
05:43And I've been traveling the world.
05:45And now I've blossomed into this femme fatale.
05:48Look at that body.
05:49Okay, I'm here to show awe and to show the girls how it's done.
05:54They could never.
05:54They could never.
05:56Ay, que chimba.
05:59Up next, Ora Mayari.
06:02Ora, may I sleep with danger?
06:05Hey everybody, this is Ora Mayari, your Filipina moon goddess from season 15.
06:09Watch out, she stings.
06:10And I'm ready to take over this competition.
06:15This runway looks delicious.
06:17I'm known for my very sickening, very fierce, very edgy runways.
06:21Your runway was beautiful.
06:23I won the girl group challenge.
06:24You were fantastic tonight.
06:27Oh, she's ready to get wet.
06:28I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.
06:31And also, I'm definitely your favorite cringe queen.
06:34I accept it now, I am cringe.
06:37Oh, no flexing this time.
06:39I'm just going to flex my talents.
06:41You heard of the Beatles?
06:42Yeah.
06:42This is their cousin, Dung Beetle.
06:45Oh, wow!
06:45Calling all grannies with them bitches in the air.
06:47There's so many talented queens and big personalities.
06:50During my season, I was like, how am I going to stand out?
06:52You dumb bitch.
06:53Gather her.
06:54I was in like survival mode every day.
06:56And it really affected my performances.
06:59You didn't pop for me.
07:00I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more.
07:02It just wasn't working.
07:03I didn't get to showcase my full potential on season 15.
07:06But I've worked a lot on my confidence.
07:09And I'm so sure about myself now.
07:12That is one mighty fine exoskeleton.
07:15My aura is on full blast.
07:17And I'm coming for them.
07:19Since her?
07:20I don't even know her.
07:23And the ultimate in luxury.
07:26The Reverend Doctor.
07:27Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
07:31Even cowgirls get the blues.
07:32That's right.
07:34Bitch Silk with the 2% milk is back.
07:36Munch, munch.
07:37Crunch, crunch.
07:38These girls don't want me.
07:40All my lunch.
07:41I'm just playing.
07:45I love me some Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
07:48Get these cookies.
07:51I was the entertainment of season 11.
07:55You better work, bitch.
07:56Is this bitch record?
08:00I made it all the way to the finale.
08:02I was the lip sync guru of all stars.
08:06I have been the vicious competitor.
08:11But I don't have a crown.
08:14When I was on season 11, being the personality was number one for me.
08:18You've been getting by on that personality of yours.
08:21But I couldn't get over looking at how sloppy she looked.
08:23One of the biggest critiques I got was that I wasn't polished.
08:26And some people, they said Silky suck up all the air out the room.
08:30Bitch!
08:31Bitch!
08:33So, on All-Star 6, I downplayed Silky a lot.
08:36Coming back to All-Stars, I just feel like kind of second guessing myself.
08:39I felt like there was a little spark that was missing that I usually get from you.
08:43Thank you, guys.
08:45This ain't her first rodeo.
08:46Well, actually, it's her third rodeo.
08:48Since my seasons, I realized that I acted like the entertainment.
08:52And now I'm the entertainer.
08:54Being polished is the number one for me.
08:57So I'm excited to compete as a fully realized Silky.
09:00Serving Texas tea.
09:02Baby, the elevation is here.
09:04I am the big fried catfish platter with potato salad and light bread, honey.
09:09Get on my level.
09:10What?
09:10Get on my level.
09:11What?
09:11The Reverend Doctor will see you now.
09:16Welcome home, racers.
09:18Hello.
09:19Tournament of All-Stars rules are now in full effect.
09:23In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.
09:28Okay.
09:29Instead, you'll be competing for points.
09:32However, to kick this season into overdrive, only the top two queens with the most points from this bracket will
09:41advance to the semifinals.
09:42Wow.
09:43Caggy.
09:44Where they will face off with the top two All-Stars from the other brackets.
09:50Okay.
09:50That's crazy.
09:53Ponyetra.
09:55Why?
09:56Last tournament of All-Stars, they had three girls moving on.
09:59This time, there's only two bitches.
10:01So I am not happy with this.
10:03And in the grand finale, the top All-Stars of the season will battle it out for the crown and
10:10a cash prize of $200,000.
10:16To earn points, every week, the top two All-Stars will receive two points each.
10:24Those two queens will lip-sync for the win.
10:27And the winner will receive a coveted extra point.
10:31Plus, a cash tip of $10,000.
10:36Wow.
10:38But wait, there's more.
10:41No.
10:41The bottom queens will receive one point each to give away to the All-Star they think is the MVQ
10:49of the week.
10:51Okay.
10:52All-Stars, let's get this show on the road.
10:55All right.
10:56For your first maxi challenge, you'll be working in pairs as you write, sing, and perform three hot queen-on
11:03-queen duets.
11:05Oh, my gosh.
11:08You'll pair up with the queen, who's the brandy to your Monica.
11:13The Meghan to your Cardi B.
11:15The Mariah to your Whitney.
11:17The Beyonce to your Gaga.
11:19Hot, sexy.
11:20What the hell?
11:23All-Stars, start your engines.
11:25And may the best drag queen win.
11:27The tournament has begun, and I'm here to eat the girls.
11:33I'm fucking them up on sight.
11:36Ah, Dios mío.
11:40Oh, wow.
11:43Buñeta, que rico.
11:44We're back in the workroom, and it feels right.
11:48I miss you.
11:50Baby, there is a scoreboard with our bodies and the points up top.
11:53It's very exciting.
11:54LA's back to win again.
11:56Boots.
11:57Not honest, I'll do that really help.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:00The other girls are so amazed at the workroom and this.
12:04I'm trying to set up shop.
12:05I'm going over there to pick out my makeup station.
12:08Can we claim station?
12:09I claim mine, honey.
12:10They happy to be here.
12:13I'm here to compete.
12:15This is your first All-Stars, right?
12:16It's my very first.
12:17I think it's all of ours except Silky.
12:19The stomach is gone now, y'all.
12:20It's my head down there, baby.
12:22Quit bragging.
12:23Did you see when they said they're only going to have two?
12:25Okay.
12:26I was like, is my headpiece blocking my ears?
12:29What's going on?
12:30I was nervous.
12:31That's crazy.
12:32There are six queens, and only two queens make it to the next round.
12:37Two out of six, that's one-third.
12:40That's 33% chance.
12:43That's not a big number.
12:45Who do you think's going to get the golden boot?
12:49You know what?
12:50I'm here to give it back.
12:51That's what I want to do this season.
12:52You're not taking this home with you.
12:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:55Let's just leave it on someone's station.
12:57Should we do that?
12:58I don't know Crystal too well.
13:00I feel like I've done a gig or two with her.
13:02I'm very excited.
13:02You're so funny, I love it.
13:03So, I don't know.
13:04Like, what are we vibing?
13:06Are we connecting?
13:07Are we alliancing right now?
13:08Are you literally just like playing clown music in your head?
13:12I cannot read her, which makes me feel like she's someone I have to look out for because
13:18I know she's not a dumb girl.
13:20Now, you have like three heads.
13:22Three on top.
13:23One, two, three, and four.
13:26So, those are the four girls that are not advancing to the neckline.
13:30Yes, bitch!
13:30Oh my god, yeah, this is like a graveyard.
13:32Right, right, right.
13:33All right.
13:35Miss Silky.
13:36My Chicago sister.
13:38My Chicago Chicago sister.
13:40So, girls, so I started drag when Silky moved to Chicago.
13:42And she started this drag brunch that I got cast in.
13:45So, my first show was with Silky.
13:47Thanks to you, she's doing drag.
13:49This is what?
13:50Your third or fourth time back?
13:51Is that shade?
13:52No, no, no.
13:53No, no, no.
13:54So, do you think you have an advantage over the girls that haven't been here multiple times?
13:57Of course she does.
13:58She's been ganash-ing the whole time.
14:00Your big competition.
14:01Yes, yes.
14:02I like to compete.
14:03I'm a pageant queen.
14:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:04This is what we do.
14:05And that's exactly what the pageant girls do.
14:06They keep competing.
14:06They keep competing until we win.
14:07Until they win the crown.
14:08Exactly.
14:08Until we win the crown.
14:09Hashtag the ganache is a force.
14:11The girls see me as big competition.
14:13Y'all right.
14:14Thank you for knowing my resume.
14:16I always say keep an eye out for Silky ganache.
14:18But at the same time, put the eyes on another hoe.
14:23But it looked like everybody got smaller, too.
14:25Because I bet you got smaller.
14:26Lock me a honey.
14:27That's season six this time.
14:29Look at Ms. Leveson.
14:30I had to do something.
14:31The doctor said you need to fix that.
14:33So I said, and see.
14:34And so I did.
14:35You look fabulous.
14:37Yes, mama.
14:38I'm actually gagged to see Vivacious.
14:40We're season six sisters.
14:41And I sent her home.
14:43Sorry about it.
14:44I've been watching you online, honey.
14:46You've been turning these kids high.
14:48Yes, yes.
14:48She's not bitter about it because she know I won.
14:50But we're good sisters.
14:52Every time we see each other, it's always good vibes.
14:54So I'm open to using the connection to my benefit.
14:57But season 15, girl.
14:59Oh, my God.
15:00I am so excited.
15:01Ow.
15:01Jesus Christ.
15:02Right away, when RuPaul said there's only two queens that are going to be moving forward,
15:06my mind was going, MVQ points are going to be very important.
15:10So what I want to do in this competition is obviously have an ally.
15:14At least one that will always have my back.
15:17Girl, this is so fucking heavy.
15:18It's crazy big.
15:20Selena is my season 15 sister that I still talk to.
15:23Hopefully, me and her will have some type of allyship.
15:27This is going to be a fun, fun journey.
15:29You sure?
15:29Because you know when I get to compete, I become a bitch.
15:31No, I like that.
15:32Please do that.
15:33I know Silky from a long time ago.
15:35She's a good sister.
15:36And I hope she also got my back.
15:38But in this group of girls, we all have great relationships with each other outside of this competition.
15:43If this ain't sisterly, love bitch.
15:44This is real sisterly.
15:45So I don't know how are we going to choose our allies.
15:48I feel like there's three Latinas, you, me, and Crystal.
15:51But each of us has so much.
15:52We're all very different.
15:54Do you think there's a possible tres leches alliance?
15:57I do feel inclined to, like, just for my Latin sister's honor.
16:02Just something innately in me.
16:05Okay.
16:06How would you play the game?
16:07Is it going to be a strategy or more of like a fair kind of distribution of points?
16:12I think that I don't know until we get into it a bit more.
16:18Oh, so you're here to read the land.
16:19A little bit.
16:20We got to strategize, girl.
16:22Especially now that there's only two moving forward.
16:24You scratched my back.
16:25I scratched your back.
16:27These girls are not wasting any time.
16:29They're really coming in scheming for these points.
16:32But I'm not really interested in alliances.
16:34I would rather just be by myself.
16:37A kayak kind of girl.
16:39I can't risk pulling someone in and flipping myself over.
16:42Do you know anybody here that you're, like, friends with that you know for a fact that you're definitely going
16:46to work with?
16:48But flying solo makes me a little nervous because I don't want to be kicked out of the top just
16:53because other girls are friends.
16:54Give it to the old folks first because they might not be around much longer.
16:58Don't make me feel that.
16:59Don't make me feel that much.
17:01All right, girls.
17:03Who's ready to sing?
17:05I don't know.
17:06Where do you want to sit?
17:07Nobody said nothing.
17:08Our first Matzi Challenge at the Tournament of All Stars is to work in a damn pair and to do
17:16duets.
17:16Let's hand out the songs here.
17:18Yeah.
17:18Can we just start?
17:18Please.
17:19Y'all know I'm about to write, sing, dance, and I'm going to give you a look.
17:24But now you want me to get paired up with somebody else?
17:27I don't know if y'all going to judge us in pairs or individuals.
17:31So now I'm a little, it's a little.
17:34Should we talk about who's like a singer, a rapper, or has no experience singing at all?
17:39I'm not a singer, so if there's a rap section that's chanting, I'll do the chanting.
17:43Well, I almost won the Rusical on my season.
17:45So you're a singer.
17:51I won mine.
17:54This challenge does not play to any of my strengths.
17:57I am not a singer, I am not a dancer, but I have my crazy, kooky, crystal personality.
18:03So my plan of attack is to get a track that will help me really lean into that crystal twist.
18:10The first one is HBF.
18:13Yeah, let's do it.
18:13Yeah, let's hear that.
18:15Oh, it's a rap.
18:16I have never done this type of challenge before because I was not in the show long enough to get
18:20to her.
18:21But that don't mean it's going to stop me.
18:23She my HBF, she make me complete.
18:26You liking this one?
18:27She's interesting.
18:29You like it because it's a chant.
18:30I can't give you no high note, so I'll stick with the HBF.
18:34So we got one for HBF.
18:36Okay.
18:36So Dreaming of Me, that's the R&B valid, right?
18:38Okay, let's see what she's giving.
18:41I kind of like it, though.
18:43I'm feeling this one.
18:43I kind of do, too.
18:45Dreaming of Me is a very R&B, like, 2000s throwback vibe.
18:49I want to show you the sexy R&B side of me, honey, because I'm not just this energetic, loud
18:53diva.
18:54I give, and I want to show that.
18:56I live for that one.
18:58That was super cute.
18:58That was cute.
18:59I like that one.
18:59Okay, let's listen to the last one.
19:01Hose Before Bros.
19:03Hose Before Bros.
19:05I love this one.
19:07It's cute.
19:08It's theatrical.
19:09I kind of have some theater background.
19:11And Hose Before Bros is giving me the vibe, girl.
19:14Hose Before Bros.
19:16I'm definitely feeling Dreaming of Me.
19:18I am Dreaming of Me, as well.
19:19I'm Dreaming of Me, too.
19:21I'm Dreaming of Me, too.
19:24Dreaming of Me is my song.
19:25R&B, like, that's what I get down.
19:28So all of you, basically.
19:31I already had my lyrics prepared when I was doing...
19:33Let's hear it go.
19:34Off the cuff.
19:35He don't want you.
19:36He want my macaroni and cheese.
19:38So should you and I do Dreaming of Me?
19:40I kind of feel it.
19:41That sounds like a nightmare.
19:43I feel like Selena, you do so good doing Hose Before Bros.
19:47I could.
19:49I see Aura looking over there at me.
19:52And I know she's a good duet partner, because Aura can sing.
19:54She won her girl group challenge, but I don't want that song.
19:57Aura wants a Hose Before Bros.
19:58And she can sing, honey, so she's going to whale at the end of that.
20:01Ooh, she's a singer.
20:02Oh, yeah, Aura sing.
20:03Honey, she know how to karaoke, bitch.
20:05I'm going to do Hose Before Bros.
20:07I decide that I should shift focus and not fight over this, and just choose my second choice.
20:12I'm looking right at Aura Mayari, because I know that she's a singer and a dancer.
20:16And what I need is someone that is able to deliver a very high-quality performance.
20:21I'm going to let you dream about winning this challenge, because that's going to be us.
20:25Because that's what we're doing, man.
20:26That's right.
20:26All right.
20:27So I'm doing dreaming of you.
20:29Who's going to be my part?
20:30Me.
20:30Let's go, bitch.
20:30I'll fight you for it.
20:31Let's go.
20:32Y'all got to fight, because I'm doing it.
20:33Okay.
20:33I think it'd be fun to have very different styles of drag, like fighting for this one man,
20:38you know?
20:39So I think we should do it.
20:40So why do you want to do it, Selena?
20:42Because I feel like that's very on brand for me.
20:43I want to fight over a guy.
20:45That's my life.
20:45But that's why you don't have a man, because you're always fighting for a man.
20:50Unless you want to do it, the Latinas, and we fight over it.
20:52Oh, yes.
20:53Let's do it.
20:53You want to do that?
20:53Yes.
20:54Let's do it, bitch.
20:55Yes.
20:56Like hell.
20:57Yes.
20:58Let's do it.
20:58Eat my ass.
21:01This is the real Silky.
21:02The one with the conscience.
21:04Y'all going to make season 11 Silky come out.
21:06You're going to make season 11 Silky.
21:08Okay.
21:08Come out.
21:09Fuck April.
21:12It's Selena.
21:16Fuck it, bitch.
21:19HBF's the rapping one, and I'm not good at that.
21:21I have a damn list, so I never do the rap portions.
21:24I am a lonely ocean by myself with an HBF.
21:28You know what?
21:28You guys, I hope you know.
21:30No, no.
21:31Fuck it.
21:31I'm doing HBFs.
21:33I've been an all-star this many times, and when I win, give me my motherfucking $10,000.
21:37Yes, get it.
21:38Silky, that is so congenial of you.
21:40I'm not fucking congenial.
21:41If I'm really the girl that I say I am, I got to come up and step up to the
21:45challenge.
21:45Y'all done brought the fire of season 11 out in the bitch.
21:49Cause now I'm going to dog walk you bitches.
21:51You poodle, chihuahua, bulldog looking bitch.
21:57I got my son though.
21:58I'm so happy.
21:59Ditto.
21:59Yaah!
22:09Let's do this.
22:10Yes.
22:11Let's go ho.
22:13We got it girl.
22:15Probably fight.
22:16Yes, yes, we are fighting.
22:18Them shady children over there, pull a coup.
22:20They-they pulled a coup.
22:22No shade.
22:24I don't care how they do, cause we going to be in the top.
22:27Right, we ain't got no choice.
22:28I know Silky and I are gonna smash it.
22:31I have had to write and record lyrics before
22:33because I produce music, so I write my own tracks.
22:36And I know half of those girls
22:37can't write a track to save a tune.
22:41S to the I to the L-K-Y,
22:43my sister is fierce and my sister is fly.
22:45So that's where I'm starting off from there.
22:47I'm excited to work with Vivacious
22:49because you know that's my sister.
22:50So I think that portion should be something
22:52about Blocker.
22:53Blocker, I'm right.
22:54Okay.
22:55When I was getting all the hate online,
22:56after season 11,
22:58Vivacious sent me encouraging messages.
23:00I remember you were saying,
23:01block them, and then what I do is,
23:03I go down the thread and everybody that liked them
23:05get blocked too.
23:07Uh-huh.
23:07Treat them like Instagram profile blocked.
23:09Treat them like Instagram profile blocked.
23:12Silky and I are coming up real quickly
23:13with our lines because the chemistry is really good.
23:17My energy gonna be...
23:19Okay.
23:19Like, I'm ready.
23:23I don't understand why they weren't fighting over this song
23:26because I think this is a really good song.
23:27I think so too.
23:28And I'm excited because we get to sing and rap.
23:30That's right.
23:31And the other girls are just doing one or the other.
23:33Um...
23:33I am a singer.
23:34Um, I did the girl group challenge during my season
23:37and I won that challenge.
23:38But you were an old lady, right?
23:40Like I am about to die.
23:42I was an old lady, so this is gonna be different.
23:45Um...
23:45I don't know how this is gonna go.
23:47It's a little bit of a weird pairing.
23:49We're totally two different drag queens.
23:51And I'm trying to figure out
23:53how we're gonna blend together
23:55to make a good duet.
23:56Like, we can think about a setting
23:58where I'm telling you something about like,
24:00you know, screw that bitch.
24:01Like, girl, why are you worrying about that bitch?
24:03No, not the bitch.
24:03The man.
24:04Screw that bro.
24:05Pose Before Bros is all about sisterhood
24:08and saying, F you, men.
24:11So my strategy is to fill every beat and moment
24:15that I can with some humor and fun.
24:17Talk about dick and balls.
24:19Easy.
24:20Just drops of balls.
24:21Low hay fruit, literally.
24:23Just eat my balls.
24:24I think we're gonna need more time.
24:27No way.
24:28All the best decisions are made in a panic.
24:31That's right.
24:34You were not budging.
24:35You really were just gonna be with the song.
24:36Because I think this would showcase
24:38each other's personalities, you know?
24:40I'm paired with Selena.
24:42And I'm excited because she is a good performer.
24:45She does music.
24:46So this is kind of in her realm.
24:48You're the sexy bombshell.
24:49Like, this really makes sense.
24:50I'm like the hood rat.
24:52Although, her music is not really my taste.
24:56But she has experience.
24:57So that's what really counts.
24:59Your first verse, I think, has to be like,
25:01you're reading me down.
25:01I'm like, you stupid bitch.
25:03And then I'm like, well, you da da da da.
25:04And da da da da da.
25:05Oh, my God.
25:06On my season, we had to do this, but as old people,
25:08which really threw a wrench in trying to be sickening and cut.
25:11Because my heart don't need them when you.
25:14So I'm excited to serve pop star this time.
25:16Do you ever sing or do music?
25:18I've always been like a little intimidated by it, to be honest.
25:21Like, I mean, in my season, we did like a song.
25:23But I mean, it's just nothing like this.
25:26Yeah.
25:27This is a singing song.
25:29If you don't sing, bitch, don't go for this song.
25:31More than singing, I think it's about showing our personalities and like being funny and
25:35like, you know.
25:37I am gunning for a win this week.
25:39And I'm confident with my skills and my talents.
25:41I hope I don't have to pick up the slack.
25:49Welcome, all stars.
25:51Hello.
25:52Say hello to composer and music producer, Markaholic.
25:55I love your work.
25:57Stop flirting, Silky.
25:59It's time for our recording session with Miss Selva.
26:03Sorry.
26:03I, um, left my body for a second.
26:06Selena, April.
26:07Hello.
26:08Now, I know Selena's a singer because I got to see her in the Kasha Fall.
26:12You made me so nervous.
26:13I was so full out that night.
26:14That was amazing.
26:15Oh, thank you.
26:16So, Selena.
26:17Yeah.
26:17We're going to start.
26:18Here we go.
26:19Carry on.
26:20Pack it up.
26:20Find a new man.
26:22Because you can't milk him, make him jiggle like I can't.
26:26Honey.
26:27Selena has cities.
26:29Miss Theda BFA.
26:30It was great.
26:30Yeah, that was perfect.
26:32She can sing.
26:33April.
26:34Yes.
26:34You a singer.
26:35Um, I'm more of a feeler.
26:39I feel the music.
26:40I've heard that about you, April.
26:42Yes, yes.
26:43She did all that fighting that she don't sing.
26:44And I felt this song.
26:46That's why I chose it.
26:47Oh, I love it.
26:48Okay.
26:49Here we go.
26:49I heard you get around like a taxi.
26:52Is this singing?
26:54Uh, it's supposed to be it.
26:56Okay.
26:56Ha ha!
26:58It's supposed to be.
26:59No change.
27:00Okay.
27:01I heard you get around like a taxi.
27:04Can you hear that pitch?
27:05I heard.
27:06I heard.
27:07I heard.
27:08I heard.
27:11Hold on.
27:12April, I know you did not fight me to come over here and sound like this.
27:21Okay, so pitch is a thing.
27:22Yeah.
27:23You sound like two cats fighting.
27:25They both ready to die.
27:27Find your own man.
27:28That's my poppy.
27:29Find your own man.
27:30That's my poppy.
27:31Go up.
27:41Girl, get on pitch.
27:43But she's like, and I'm like, no.
27:47Girl, find it.
27:48Because he wants my coochie.
27:51Where the fuck are you going?
27:52I don't know.
27:53Everywhere.
27:55I think I sound divine.
27:57Okay.
27:58Kids, thank you very much.
28:00Thank you, Michelle.
28:01Thank you, Michelle.
28:02Everybody has different tastes, I guess.
28:05Host before bros.
28:06Hello, hello.
28:07Yes, Michelle.
28:08Okay, let's try the verse.
28:10I know the jaws are going to be stuck on the floor.
28:13When we walk in, they're stuck and crawling.
28:15Ew, sister.
28:16Is that your ex?
28:17That sounded beautiful.
28:19I won Girl Group Challenge my season, so the judges know this is something that I do.
28:24But also at the same time, on season 15, I didn't go that far.
28:27Let's go to your rap.
28:29Oh, crap.
28:30Right?
28:30Okay, let's try that.
28:31I'm not experienced rapping, but I feel like now, in this all-star season, I need to show
28:36them something different and that I am a competitor, girl.
28:40When the bros think they the shit, I've seen you stick and it ain't that thick.
28:44Have you seen my thighs and jigs?
28:46Don't touch, I'll break you freaks.
28:47Who is this person you just turned into?
28:50I have no clue, Michelle.
28:52I don't rap.
28:53Okay.
28:54Chris, so we're going to start.
28:56I've had enough of dirty misters.
29:00Giving me blisters.
29:04Ow.
29:05Lovely.
29:06Big balls, nice and tall.
29:08Boy, I don't care.
29:09Let's go to the mall.
29:12Yes.
29:13Thank you very much.
29:14Take a seat.
29:15Or it can sing, or it can dance.
29:17And Crystal's definitely a star.
29:19I ain't no hatin', bitch.
29:20We got to hit it out the park.
29:23I'm going to give it all to you.
29:24I know you will, Miss Silky.
29:25Better than collard greens and cornbread defense.
29:27Go crazy over a mother's head.
29:30I can let you in my mini-me.
29:32Sweet tea gets sour if you're talking about me.
29:34I love it.
29:36Yes, Silky.
29:36I love it, Silky.
29:38Miss Silky said she wasn't a rapper.
29:41And I think the lie detector has determined that...
29:44Do-do-do.
29:44Beep, beep, beep.
29:45De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de.
29:46Liar.
29:47Five, six, seven, eight.
29:50S-I-L-K-Y, Miss Silky.
29:52Sister is sweet.
29:53My sister is milky.
29:54Give us some ups and downs.
29:56Sister is fierce.
29:57My sister is milky.
29:58My sister is fierce.
29:59My sister is milky.
30:00That last line is not sitting with me.
30:02She be turning it and you just can't take it.
30:05Turning out the man and no move faking it.
30:07Don't drop it on the last line.
30:08Don't drop the energy.
30:10Okay.
30:10Eat the keys, mother.
30:11You got it.
30:12Let me tell y'all.
30:14Drag Race is a beast and Vivacious has not in a very long time fought with this beast.
30:20Turning out the man and no move faking it.
30:22Don't drop.
30:23Mother has arrived.
30:25I want to feel it.
30:26Give us that attitude.
30:27The beast is kicking her ass right now.
30:29Like, don't say, but mother, if we're going to have any chance of winning, I need you to come on.
30:36Make sure you throw all the order to in my way.
30:38She don't need it.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:45Hello.
30:47It's performance day.
30:47How are you, honey?
30:48How is it?
30:50Today, we are going to perform for the first time in front of RuPaul on the main stage.
30:54And I feel good.
30:55Selena and I worked so hard going over choreo together.
30:59They're not ready for all this Latina-ness.
31:01It's going to be great.
31:04I like that.
31:05Okay.
31:06She shook her booty and that's a move.
31:07Yes!
31:09Look up her asses, girl.
31:10Let me see.
31:11Let me, let me.
31:12Silky, that's hard.
31:13Wait, that's a pie.
31:15It's real.
31:16It's real, y'all.
31:17It's real.
31:18She out of the path there.
31:19No, no, no, baby.
31:20Uh-uh.
31:20I just want you to know when they get on the runway and RuPaul tell the truth, we had to
31:24hire somebody to come in and re-theme the vocals.
31:27Worry about your choreo, okay?
31:29No.
31:30I was a little frustrated with these vocals for Miss April.
31:32But you know what?
31:33April's got charisma.
31:35She's going to sell it.
31:36So, plan of attack here is to just make lemonade out of lemons.
31:40We're going to have to pull together and really sell this with the acting and the performance
31:43and the choreography.
31:46I'm so excited for ours.
31:48Yeah.
31:49Because I feel like we're two different queens.
31:51Were you channeling your kooky side?
31:53I was.
31:53I was very motivated by you.
31:55That's so nice.
31:55I'm so excited.
31:58I'm so happy that you're here too.
32:00And we only have three weeks.
32:02So, I have a question.
32:03Like, when it comes to the point system, if we are not top two, how are you doing this?
32:08I'm so proud of what we've done.
32:09Yeah.
32:10So, we really need to pull this win out.
32:12And I'm hoping that they pick a team and then it can just be the two of us.
32:16I need our points over on that little sexy body of mine over there.
32:21Ugh.
32:21She is back again.
32:23Get me out of here.
32:24I'm a competitive person.
32:25I'm definitely here to win.
32:26But when it comes to my strategy about giving my points, I think it's important to keep your
32:30cards close to your chest.
32:31I don't need everyone knowing what's going on in my mind.
32:34Half the time, I don't even know what I'm thinking.
32:36For this round, I will definitely give you my point.
32:40Aw.
32:40Thanks, sweetie.
32:41I think that's what I'm going to do.
32:45Oh, wow.
32:46Crystal is, like, dead in the eyes.
32:48She goes.
32:50She's not giving me a lot of anything right now.
32:54So, I don't know who to count on at this point.
32:59Okay, I got to go start my makeup.
33:00All right.
33:01You better hurry, girl.
33:02Girl, you know it only takes me 20 minutes.
33:04I'm a woman.
33:05Some people got hard work to do.
33:07Yes, like me.
33:09Now, keep quiet so I can get it done.
33:11Aura.
33:12Yeah.
33:12You speak Tagalog, right?
33:13I do.
33:14Does Silky give peck peck?
33:16Bitch, how do you know that word?
33:19No.
33:19In Tagalog, I don't give peck peck.
33:21I give kiki.
33:22Wait, what's kiki?
33:22It's a way to say pussy, but is she giving peck peck, though?
33:26I think she's giving chupacabra.
33:27That's chupacabra.
33:30No, that's your back before you shave it.
33:32That's a lot of TMI, ain't it?
33:40I appreciate you.
33:41I love you so much.
33:43I'm glad I'm doing this with you.
33:44Yeah, me too.
33:45It's cool that we're the only two from our season two, you know what I mean?
33:48Like, there's a lot of girls our season.
33:49But I feel like there's only two girls moving forward.
33:52It's going to be a little bit tricky.
33:56Should we call it?
33:58Punani peck peck.
33:59Punani peck peck alliance.
34:01Punani peck peck.
34:03Punani peck peck.
34:04Okay, nobody heard that.
34:05My strategy is coming together, honey.
34:07I currently have my peck peck alliance with Miss Aura Mayari, my season 15 sister.
34:11I have a tres leches with my Latina girls, April, and potentially Crystal.
34:15We're working on that.
34:16I'm playing 3D chess.
34:18These bitches are playing checkers.
34:21Today I want to put on a glitter lid, and I have no glitter.
34:25What color you need?
34:26Oh, I have some, sister.
34:28Oh, everybody want to get some out now.
34:29They want some MVQ points.
34:33Children, what do you think this MVQ means?
34:36Well, is everyone just going to give it to their partner?
34:39I want to give it to the person that did a great job in this challenge, you know?
34:43I think that's how I'm feeling as well.
34:47Although, if that's the person that wins the lip sync, is that that kind of changes things?
34:51That does change things.
34:52Because that's so many points.
34:53Like, don't get greedy.
34:54I don't feel anybody's going to be shady.
34:56I could see the shade coming in from some people.
34:58Say their names.
34:59Say their names.
34:59I'm not saying any names.
35:01Come on, baby.
35:02Just say it.
35:02In the words of the spirit, they will reveal themselves in time.
35:07I'm scared.
35:09It's not going to be Kumbaya the whole time.
35:11And guess what?
35:11The shade does not come from the person who you think it might come from.
35:15It's the quiet and unexpected queen.
35:18And that's the one you got to watch out for.
35:20I'm going to do a little bit of the mess in this because, you know, that's just so fun.
35:24Back on season 11.
35:25I was amping it up, bitch.
35:26Watching your season, I found that you're so annoying.
35:30I hated you.
35:31I was like, shut this bitch up.
35:34Bye.
35:34Girl.
35:35I didn't realize April was going to be the shade.
35:38I told you I called you the shade.
35:39Did I not say the shade will reveal itself?
35:43To the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
35:47She's the salt to my pepper.
35:50It's Michelle Versailles.
35:51Girls, what's my weakness?
35:53Men.
35:53Okay, then.
35:55He puts the D in duet.
35:58It's my HBF, Jamal Sims.
36:01Now, this ain't RuPaul's hot best friend race.
36:05It is now.
36:07And she's our queen bee, the ravishing Renee Raff.
36:11Now, Renee, is it really hoes before bros?
36:14I've never met a bro.
36:15I only know the hoes.
36:18Well, you've come to the right place.
36:20This week, we challenged our queens to perform as duos.
36:24And I've got exciting news.
36:25All three songs have been nominated for Best Duet at this year's Shablammy Awards.
36:32And tonight, on the runway, category is You Butta Ask Somebody.
36:39All-Stars, start your engines.
36:41And may the Best Drag Queen win.
36:51Welcome to the 69th Annual Shablammy Awards, brought to you by Stop That Train, the first feature film from the
36:59Drag Race universe, in theaters June 12th.
37:02And now, the nominees for Best Duet.
37:07First up, HBF by Vivacious and Silk and Nutmeg Ganache.
37:13The duo you didn't know you needed with my hot best friend.
37:45She my HBF, my number one squeeze.
37:47My number one squeeze.
37:49She like to call me comer and she Louise.
37:51She my HBF, she made me complete.
37:53She call me dojo girl, she's such a sweetie.
37:56HBF, my brother I'm cheap.
37:58We winnin' just like Terry Kit and Ashley.
38:00She my HBF, I know she got me.
38:03We Sizin' Sisters and we have an Akiki.
38:05I'm from Jamaica, known for a jerk chicken.
38:08Mississippi girl and a fiend deletion.
38:10Haters gonna hate, we gonna be on top.
38:12Treat her like Instagram, profile box.
38:16Ooh, ain't nobody better than my sister.
38:18My sister, all that in a bag of chips.
38:20And together, we so hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
38:24She my HBF, my number one squeeze.
38:26She like to call me comer and she Louise.
38:29She my HBF, she made me complete.
38:31She call me dojo girl, she's such a sweetie.
38:34HBF, my brother I'm cheap.
38:36We twinnin' just like Terry Kit and Ashley.
38:38She my HBF, I know she got me.
38:41We Sizin' Sisters and we have an Akiki.
38:46I'm so sorry to meet you.
38:47N.A.M.
38:50Oh my God.
38:52Next, Dreamin' of Me by April Carrillo and Selena Estides.
38:59Hello, is this Estides?
39:01Which flavor of the month is this?
39:03June?
39:03May?
39:04It's April and I'm no fool.
39:06Stop sleeping with my man.
39:08Girl, I'm not sleeping with your man.
39:10He's sleeping with me.
39:11I smelled your rotted tights all over him last night.
39:15Well, take a big whiff, cause I'm not going anywhere.
39:18I heard you get round like a taxi.
39:23With that face, you can only do his doggy.
39:25Woof, woof, because of you I got an STD.
39:27Carry on, pack it up by the new man.
39:30Cause you can't keep him home at night.
39:32You can milk him, make him jiggle like I can.
39:35You can have him for now, but his head is not free.
39:39Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
39:43He might answer your calls, but you know what he needs.
39:48Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
39:52He might answer your calls, but you know what he needs.
39:53He's sleeping with me.
39:53I keep him fed.
39:54I'm always playing psycho-donut.
39:56Got him screaming as titties when I get him on his knees.
40:03Find your old man, that's my coffee.
40:05But his hands are all up on my body.
40:08Cause he wants my cool jeans.
40:11You can have him for now, but his heart is not free.
40:15Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
40:19He might answer your calls, but you know what he needs.
40:23Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
40:28I'm sorry.
40:29The mailbox you're trying to reach is full, bitch.
40:42And our final nominee, Hose Before Bros by Ora Maiori and Crystal Method.
40:49Please stand by for this important message about hoes.
40:53Take some advice from a queen that knows when it comes to meds.
40:59It's Hose Before Bros.
41:02Hose Before Bros.
41:04Hose Before Bros.
41:06Hose Before Bros.
41:06Hose Before Bros.
41:08I know that y'all some can't be stuck on the floor.
41:10When we walk in, they stuck in crawling.
41:12Ew, sister, is that your ex?
41:15I've had enough of dirty misters.
41:19Giving me blisters.
41:21You better get that check, sis.
41:23Take some advice from a queen that knows when it comes to meds.
41:35It's Hose Before Bros.
41:41Hose Before Bros.
41:41Have you seen my thighs and cheeks?
41:42Don't touch, I'll break you free!
41:44Do I look like a booty call?
41:46I'm tired of men, get rid of them all.
41:47Big balls, nice and tall.
41:49Boy, I don't care, let's go to the mall.
41:51Oh, you broke-ass trashy bitches.
41:55Please don't call me crying.
41:58I blocked your number, you're cheating and lying.
42:03I'm done with trying!
42:05Take some advice from a queen that knows when it comes to meds.
42:10Hose Before Bros.
42:12They'll love and leave it cause that's how it goes.
42:15Leave it close to meds.
42:17Hose Before Bros.
42:20Hose Before Bros.
42:27The all-star duets are available right now to stream and download.
42:36Category is, you butter-ass somebody.
42:40Up first, vivacious.
42:42Ooh.
42:43Gorgeous.
42:44So pretty.
42:44The story that I am telling is a futuristic butter-yellow alien.
42:49Butter has arrived.
42:51My headpiece is quaffed up and I am giving you a neckline that goes all the way down to the
42:56back.
42:57I want them to feel drama.
42:59I want them to see something so unexpected and so grand dame that they be like,
43:04Ooh, I didn't know vivacious was capable of that.
43:06Ooh.
43:07Rock, bitch.
43:08It's not nice to fool mother nature.
43:12Just get back when I step on the runway.
43:14Up next, silky nutmeg ganache.
43:17Ooh, that Jiffy Pop's about to blow.
43:20Baby, take me to a crab bowl.
43:23Dip your crab lids in me, honey.
43:25Cause the butter is melted and it got some seasoning.
43:28It's big silk with the buttermilk.
43:30Yes, honey.
43:31I'm taking her to lobster fest.
43:34Look at my body, baby.
43:36The shape is proportion.
43:38I feel delicious.
43:39I look delicious.
43:41The butter stick is oozing and goozing all over me.
43:46Get into it.
43:49Up next, April, carry on.
43:51Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco, Coco.
43:54Vejigante come coco.
43:57I am un vejigante.
44:00A very iconic character in the Puerto Rican bomba,
44:04which is a very traditional Puerto Rican dance.
44:06Nobody does it butter.
44:08And with this look, I am really doing a marriage of two things I love,
44:12which is Puerto Rican culture and queerness.
44:15And I want to invoke that happiness and freedom that there is in that bomba dance scene.
44:21She got me all horned up over here.
44:24More like Grease does.
44:27Up next, Selena has titties.
44:29She likes to spread them.
44:31Yes.
44:32So my butter runway, you know, I was going to go the obvious route with doing something with butter.
44:35But I was like, let me dedicate this runway to my mommy.
44:37So I have this giant tulip.
44:39Her favorite flower.
44:40My titties are showing.
44:41Very sexy-like.
44:42I got this sickening wig.
44:44I look glamour-puss.
44:45You butter work.
44:48I feel my mommy with me in this moment.
44:50I know she's saying I'm so proud of you, baby.
44:52Even though my titties are showing, I know she loves it.
44:56I like big butters and I cannot lie.
45:02Up next, Aura Mayari.
45:03It's raining butter.
45:05Mmm.
45:05All that butter.
45:07I am this beautiful Filipina from maybe the 50s, maybe the 60s.
45:13It's giving very traditional Filipino attire.
45:16On Wednesdays, we were on butter yellow.
45:19I have butterfly sleeves, which is a very formal wear for women in the Philippines.
45:24It's giving so dainty and so feminine.
45:26See, I can be a lady and I can be dainty.
45:30She made her butter the old-fashioned way.
45:32How's that?
45:32She churned it.
45:34Oh, yeah, she did.
45:37Up next, Crystal Method.
45:39This is Homer Simpson's cousin, Butter Simpson.
45:42I am a stick of butter fresh from Crystal's Creamery.
45:46I'm wearing a full vinyl gown.
45:48I really wanted to mimic the shine that a stick of butter has.
45:53I can't believe that ain't butter.
45:56It's sleek and kind of like reserved for me.
46:01I'm just ready to melt on your tongue.
46:03Shout out to all the cows.
46:05Without you, there would be no butter.
46:07Turbino Butter!
46:08Ha ha ha!
46:18Welcome Queens!
46:19Tonight tournament of All Stars rules are in full effect.
46:24I'll name the top two all-stars of the week, and each will receive two points.
46:29Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win 10,000 doulas and one coveted extra point.
46:37Remember, at the end of this bracket, only the top two queens with the most points will continue on to
46:44the semifinals.
46:45With the chance to ultimately win 200,000 doulas.
46:51Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
46:53Starting with HBF.
46:55First up, Vivacious.
46:58Welcome back.
46:59Season 6, 13 years ago.
47:01Oh my God.
47:02So this is kind of like a bat mitzvah for you.
47:05A bat mitzvah, a quinceanera, a reunion.
47:09This look tonight is amazing, but that lip does not work for me because that's all I see.
47:16Maybe like a liner just blending into it would make it a bit more subtle so we can see more
47:20of your face and not just,
47:21Oh, it's my lip.
47:22You have such a strength about you when you perform.
47:25You're very grounded in your body.
47:28Which is really, really fun to watch.
47:30I did sense a little bit of nervousness in the beginning.
47:33You were a little stiff tonight.
47:35What was that about?
47:36Don't tell me osteoporosis.
47:38Well, child, you know, when your mother dusted, it might show up one day, so here I am.
47:43Yes, I know.
47:44It's knocking on everybody's dope.
47:45Knock, knock, honey.
47:47I still got my AARP card.
47:50Yes.
47:50Get those discounts.
47:52Yes, honey.
47:53Up next, the Dr. Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
47:57Big silk with the skim milk.
47:59Oh, it's the 2% milk.
48:00Oh, okay.
48:00There we go.
48:01We're not skim, yeah.
48:02Yeah, I'm working on it.
48:03It's 2%, baby.
48:05Okay.
48:06This look is gorgeous.
48:07I love this bodysuit, and I love that you came out in the big thing of butter.
48:11It's so silky.
48:12You're so over the top, and it's so drag.
48:15You stole the show a little bit.
48:16Not mad at you.
48:17It is a duet, but I wish you would have figured out the hair in front of your face and
48:21the
48:21lipstick situation in front of the fan, but all in all, I loved what you did, and your
48:25energy was amazing.
48:26Tonight, you are delivering on all levels.
48:29One quick question, Mama Rue.
48:30Is it crown worthy?
48:36Give me my points, mother.
48:38Don't leave it in these girls' hands.
48:40Give me my points, mother.
48:43Next, Dreaming of Me.
48:45Let's start with April Carrion.
48:47This outfit, I'm assuming, has something to do with Puerto Rico?
48:51Yeah.
48:52It's representing a camp figure for a dance called Bomba, but it's not very queer friendly,
48:58so I decided to take that and make it my own.
49:01I love that.
49:02Also, this headpiece is stunning.
49:04Aignaz, yeah.
49:05It's so, so beautiful.
49:06The thing that I remember most about your performance, your lines are really clean.
49:11You understand your body as a performer so well.
49:14I think one of my favorite verses tonight was, I heard you get around like a taxi, with
49:20a face like that, you can only do a doggy.
49:22I mean, from the top, it was on and popping.
49:25You're not a singer, singer, but anything I threw at you, you tried, and you know what?
49:31It ended up just fine.
49:32It ended up being where it needed to be.
49:34Thank you, thank you.
49:35Up next, Selena S. Titties.
49:38First thing, not to objectify you, is titties are here.
49:42I'm seeing them.
49:43I'm loving them.
49:43Our nipples are actually looking at each other right now.
49:45They're on tan.
49:46Both headlights.
49:48This right here is gorgeous to me.
49:51It looks like a sculpture.
49:53Every flower perfectly placed.
49:56I love that you did this updo with the half moons.
49:59It's perfect.
50:00And then the performance, you killed it.
50:03Selena, what I noticed recording with you is the growth in you.
50:07There was a calmness.
50:08There was a happiness.
50:09There is a lightness to you this time around.
50:13You know, when I left for season 15, my mom, she had beat cancer twice at that point.
50:17And she was like, I'm good, I'm fine.
50:18But she was dying.
50:19Yeah.
50:20You know, so that was really, I think, why I was so discombobulated.
50:23So tonight, this, uh, my mommy loved tulips.
50:27So this is for my mom.
50:30Next up, hoes before bros.
50:33Starting with Aura Mayari.
50:36Aura, bitch, you can sing.
50:38Oh, thanks.
50:38The texture and the restraint and how you navigate and maneuver that voice was very impressive in this number.
50:46I thought you were so good when you were being a bro when you were rapping.
50:49That was so fun and refreshing to see.
50:51When y'all came through that door, the energy blew me back.
50:56Like, y'all started at a high and went higher.
50:58What's your dance background?
51:00I just grew up dancing for fun but never had any type of training.
51:03You're so fucking clean.
51:05Like, it feels intoxicating to watch.
51:07And tonight, you look absolutely stunning.
51:10This kind of traditional Filipino butterfly sleeve and you've got the parasol.
51:14The whole dress is absolutely gorgeous.
51:16Really well done.
51:17Thank you so much.
51:19Well, here she is, y'all.
51:20Crystal Method.
51:22Hello, Rue.
51:23Oh, my gosh.
51:24This look is so chic.
51:26It looks like Jeremy Scott from Moschino.
51:28It has the humor but it also has the high fashion silhouette.
51:32Very sophisticated.
51:33Very Crystal Method.
51:35I'm going to be honest, the performance, you blew me away.
51:39You stood right there, neck to neck with Aura.
51:42Performing on set pieces that move.
51:45You know, a lot of core.
51:46More than you think.
51:47Believe you me.
51:48I figured that out.
51:49Boy, I didn't expect.
51:50So, kudos to you both.
51:51On your season, you weren't the strongest dancer, if I remember correctly.
51:55No.
51:55It was wonderful to see.
51:57It was like, whoa!
51:59I didn't see it coming, but I'm sure glad it did.
52:02Thank you, all-stars.
52:04I think we've heard enough.
52:05While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
52:09You may leave the stage.
52:14Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
52:18Now, we are looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
52:22First up, Vivacious and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
52:26First of all, it's so great to see Vivacious back.
52:28However, I think she was a little stiff and a little bit nervous.
52:31But then, it's starting to loosen up through the performance, and it's not easy to step
52:35up to Silky's level.
52:36They're sort of like playing into each other's maybe strengths and weaknesses, which I love
52:40when somebody 50-50s the other one out.
52:42But I think that Vivacious could have tried a little harder.
52:45Next, April Carrion and Selena Estidis.
52:48I thought it was a good night for both of them.
52:50I was so happy to see them connect.
52:51They really compliment each other very well.
52:53You know, I could hear in some of April's vocals where it was a little, you know, she's
52:57pushing it, but it actually ultimately worked out.
53:00They looked good, their choreography was tight, and they both looked adorable here on the
53:04main stage.
53:05I thought they were wonderful together.
53:06Aura and Crystal.
53:08They really, really complimented each other well, and I also think they were really very
53:11strong movers, if not dancers, which I really liked.
53:15I agree.
53:16They were like, okay, Mel and Kim, okay, Bardot.
53:20Like, it was actually a duo.
53:22Do you know what I mean?
53:23Felt like a modern-day Weather Girls, you know, because they came out here with such a purpose
53:28and such an objective that I was buying it from the very beginning.
53:32Absolutely.
53:33Silence.
53:34I've made my decision.
53:36Bring back my all-stars.
53:38Welcome back, queens.
53:40Now, based on your duet performances and your runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
53:49This year, the Shablammy Award for Best Duet goes to...
53:58Aura Maiori and Crystal Methic.
54:03Condragulations.
54:05You're the top two all-stars of the week, and you've each earned two points.
54:10Will the rest of you please step to the back of the stage?
54:21Aura and Crystal, this week you made beautiful music together.
54:27Tonight, there can only be one winner.
54:31Two all-stars stand before me.
54:34Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000,
54:39and earn a coveted extra point in the Tournament of All-Stars.
54:46The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy!
54:57I'm going to do whatever it takes.
54:59I don't care if I'm doing a split, which I can't do,
55:02but I'm going to do it, just to show to the judges that I deserve that extra point.
55:07Although Aura has quickly become one of my close sisters in this competition,
55:11it's time to, um, put her in her place.
55:14Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
55:24There's nothing left for us here
55:31And we won't waste another time
55:59If you've had enough, don't want to finish up, don't you do it
56:05Now, if you've had your fill, get the check, have the fill, you can't do it
56:13Tell him to just get out
56:16There's nothing left to talk about
56:19Get back his wrinkles, show him how
56:22Just look him in the eye and simply shine
56:27Enough is enough, is enough
56:30I can't go on, I can't go on
56:33Don't want enough, enough is enough, is enough
56:36I won't hear him out
56:38I won't hear him out that door now
56:41I know I had no choice from the start
56:48I know I've had to look at my heart
56:52I know I'm tearing up my heart
57:05Come on, give it to us, baby, give it to us
57:07All right
57:08That person's pretty cool
57:18He's had enough, is enough, is enough, is enough
57:45All-stars, I've made my decision.
57:54Crystal Method, congratulations.
57:57You're a winner, baby.
58:01You've earned a cash tip of $10,000.
58:05Perfect.
58:05Plus, tickets for you and your friends to see Stop That Train.
58:09In theaters June 12th.
58:11Plus, an extra point, which gives you a total of three points.
58:16Just the amount of legs I have.
58:20Vivacious, Silky, April, Selena.
58:24Please step to the front of the stage.
58:34All-stars, with great power comes great responsibility.
58:39Each week, the bottom four queens will each receive one point.
58:44But you cannot keep the point for yourself.
58:48You must give it away to the all-star you believe is the MVQ, the most valuable queen of the
58:57week.
58:57Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket, the two queens with the most points will move on to
59:04the semifinals.
59:05And the other queens will be eliminated.
59:10Condragulations, all-stars.
59:11And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
59:16Can I get an amen up in here?
59:18Amen.
59:19All right, now let the music play.