00:00Do you have any kind of idea of the bullshit that I'm up against?
00:03Do you think about that?
00:04Or do you just think about yourself?
00:05Because I got problems, okay?
00:07I got PSAT scores from last year that are in the toilet.
00:11I got the janitors threatening to go on strike again.
00:14I have ninth graders walking around with weed gummies like they're Flintstone vitamins.
00:19I am skating on thin ice here, okay?
00:20My job's on the line.
00:21It's stressful.
00:22I don't have time to deal with your bullshit.
00:25I'm busy.
00:27Busy, busy.
00:28I have called Snake.
00:30Things to do.
00:32One person, okay?
00:33Yeah.
00:34Look, you're obviously passionate.
00:36That's good.
00:36You're probably a good kid.
00:38But you're killing me, man.
00:39You cannot sext in the middle of class.
00:41Do you understand?
00:42Principal Fisher, have you ever been in a long-distance relationship?
00:46That's private.
00:46I'm not answering that.
00:47Okay, well, um, off the record, can I swear?
00:51No, you can't swear.
00:53Well, I mean, you just said bullshit.
00:54I'm the principal.
00:55I can say whatever the fuck I want.
00:56Okay, um...
00:59So, Samantha, my girlfriend, just started at Chapel Hill, and we decided that we were
01:03going to stay together, which is fine because I'm going to go meet her there in a year.
01:08Oh.
01:09The point is that I'm stuck here, and it effing sucks.
01:14I just can't stop thinking about her.
01:16I don't know what to do.
01:18Well, college is a big change.
01:21Yeah.
01:21But, you know, you're always the same person.
01:25Well, no, actually, you're never the same person because change is constant.
01:28It's just part of growing up.
01:31Yeah.
01:31I mean, that's one take.
01:33No, that's the right way of looking at it.
01:35All right, listen, I'm going to give you detention next week, Monday to Friday.
01:39Here's your phone.
01:40It was a victimless offense.
01:41Get out of my office.
01:42I don't want to hear it.
01:43Out!
01:44Get out!
01:44Get out!
01:45Get out!
01:54You
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