00:00 [silence]
00:06 [music]
00:07 [panting]
00:09 Coming through!
00:10 I'm here!
00:11 What?!
00:12 [panting]
00:13 [thud]
00:14 Oh.
00:15 [music]
00:17 Pebble Brook is threatening to sue us for mishandling his case.
00:19 What?!
00:20 Your son is on line one.
00:21 Sit down.
00:22 Hey, my love. How's your first day going?
00:24 I'm coming home.
00:25 Honey, Steiners are not quitters. We're fighters.
00:27 I'm not a fighter. I'm a daily upper-decker.
00:29 [shouting]
00:31 It was him!
00:33 Let's get him!
00:34 [music]
00:35 I don't even know what that means.
00:36 [music]
00:37 You went to undergrad at Barnett University.
00:40 You were president of your sorority and popular with all the guys, right?
00:44 I mean, yeah, a little book it, too.
00:46 My son is a really good kid, but he's a recluse.
00:49 I would like to hire you to go back, take him under your wing.
00:52 Would it pay me to go back to Barnett?
00:55 Yeah.
00:56 Holly!
00:57 I'm getting paid to go back to college, and you're going to come with me.
01:00 You know, I'm really sorry.
01:02 Get back to your station.
01:03 My apologies. Juice boxes for everybody.
01:06 We have until homecoming to get this kid from zero to a hero.
01:09 Well, how are you supposed to do that?
01:10 [crash]
01:11 This is Holly, and I'm Molly.
01:13 We're actually thinking about going to Stillwaters. You should come with us.
01:16 We could convince the girl to come with us.
01:19 I was in the neighborhood, and I just wanted to see--
01:21 [shouting]
01:23 Get out of here, bro!
01:24 [music]
01:25 Why do you want to help me so much?
01:27 We all deserve a second chance at a first impression.
01:30 I want to dedicate this shot to my boy, Elliot.
01:33 One, two, three!
01:36 [cheering]
01:39 Jesus!
01:41 You lost that foot in here again.
01:42 Care to make a wager on that?
01:44 Booze, cap, lawn.
01:45 If we win, Elliot gets a bid.
01:46 And if I win?
01:47 How about--
01:48 Keys?
01:49 Yes, the whole car, moron.
01:51 You're on.
01:52 [music]
02:09 I am paying you to help my son get adjusted to college, not ruin his life.
02:12 [music]
02:15 Just think of me as your little Jiminy Cricket.
02:18 [crash]
02:19 [music]
02:21 How do you feel it?
02:22 How do you feel it?
02:24 [cheering]
02:25 It's a Molly singer.
02:26 Hope your second time around is fine.
02:28 [music]
02:31 Give it a little spanky-spank.
02:32 [spank]
02:33 And that, son, is an important lesson in consent.
02:36 [music]
02:38 (explosion)
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