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00:00:08Mommy?
00:00:13What's on your face, Dawn?
00:00:15Makeup.
00:00:16I want to look nice for the first day.
00:00:19Dad?
00:00:19Yeah?
00:00:21I made sandwiches for the bus.
00:00:22Do you think I put too much ketchup?
00:00:25What?
00:00:26No, there's no such thing as too much ketchup.
00:00:28You know that.
00:00:30Snook alarm!
00:00:32Yay, waffles are ready!
00:00:36We could keep them with us for the week.
00:00:38I mean, we'd lose the money, but...
00:00:41We can't have this conversation again because the bus is coming in an hour.
00:00:44So, just a week.
00:00:47Camp is good, remember?
00:00:48Camp is good?
00:00:49Camp is good!
00:00:50Camp is good.
00:00:53And you got some t-shirts?
00:00:55Yeah.
00:00:57Good, good, good.
00:00:58Yes.
00:01:00Yes.
00:01:01You've done everything.
00:01:02I have everything.
00:01:03I already checked.
00:01:03Okay, I know.
00:01:05You doing all right.
00:01:09Undies?
00:01:10Undies?
00:01:10I'm wearing them.
00:01:12Grace.
00:01:12What?
00:01:14No, seriously, what?
00:01:18But only taking one pair?
00:01:20No, I only have one, but...
00:01:22Honey, you're eight.
00:01:24Yeah, but 14% of girls get their periods by the age of 10.
00:01:29What is in here?
00:01:31Well, not that much.
00:01:36And the youngest recorded case of a girl giving birth was a five-year-old.
00:01:41Wait, we're not done talking.
00:01:43In Peru in 1938.
00:01:47Let's just take the whole box then.
00:01:51Girls, it is totally normal to feel homesick at camp, okay?
00:01:56So, when you're away from your family, it can be hard.
00:02:00So, look, if you get that feeling in your chest and it kind of overwhelms you, it's fine.
00:02:05You just take a moment and you think of a happy memory.
00:02:08Something that we all did together as a family.
00:02:10And when that happens, you'll feel better.
00:02:13Are you crying?
00:02:15No, I'm not.
00:02:17Of course I am not crying.
00:02:19I'm a grown-up.
00:02:20It's okay to cry, though.
00:02:21Just so you know, crying is totally fine.
00:02:23Good pep talk.
00:02:25Thanks.
00:02:29Don't worry.
00:02:30You're not there for long, right?
00:02:31Hey, it's only seven days.
00:02:33What's seven days, right?
00:02:33Seven days is nothing.
00:02:34We have seven gnomes.
00:02:35Seven gnomes for seven days.
00:02:37And down the days for gnome.
00:02:38Don't worry.
00:02:38It's going to go by quick, okay?
00:02:40Take care of daddy.
00:02:41This is the camp where you met mommy.
00:02:43Yeah, a long time ago.
00:02:44Our husband's there.
00:02:45You're going to meet your husband there, okay?
00:02:47You're going to meet your husband.
00:02:48So you don't have the same husband.
00:02:49That's illegal.
00:02:51Okay.
00:02:52I love you so much.
00:02:52I love you.
00:02:53Bye.
00:02:54Bye, you guys.
00:02:55I love you so much.
00:02:56I love you.
00:02:56I'm going to think about you every second of the day.
00:02:58I'll see you in a very short week.
00:03:00Fly right by.
00:03:01Oh, God.
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:05Camp is good.
00:03:06Camp is good.
00:03:07Camp is good.
00:03:07Camp is good.
00:03:09It's not too late for me to throw my body in front of the moving bus.
00:03:12Stop this craziness right now.
00:03:14It's good for them.
00:03:16We've done good.
00:03:30So, what do we do now?
00:03:37I literally have no idea.
00:03:39I mean, we could drive to the gymnastics studio and just sit in the parents' waiting area.
00:03:46Yeah, I don't know.
00:03:47It's comforting.
00:03:48It's that sound.
00:03:48We could go for brunch.
00:03:49We used to like brunch.
00:03:50Yeah, brunch.
00:03:51Definitely.
00:03:52Oh, we could go see a matinee.
00:03:54Yeah.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:55When was the last time we went to see a matinee?
00:03:56Do they still have matinees?
00:03:57Is that still even a thing?
00:03:58Yeah, probably not.
00:04:04We could make some sex.
00:04:07Oh, yeah.
00:04:08Let's totally make some sex.
00:04:09We could make some sex.
00:04:10Yeah, this is great.
00:04:13Ha-ha.
00:04:14Found him.
00:04:16Wait.
00:04:17Hold on.
00:04:17Whoa.
00:04:18We don't have to close the door.
00:04:20We can be as loud as we want.
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:24Oh, I am going to be so loud.
00:04:36Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:37I used to like when I had the extra...
00:04:39No, no, I do it.
00:04:41I do it.
00:04:41I totally do.
00:05:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:09I just...
00:05:11I felt so asleep.
00:05:12I'm good.
00:05:17Do you want to just...
00:05:35Oh, my God.
00:05:36Oh, my God.
00:05:37I think...
00:05:38I think I'm coming.
00:05:41Oh, me too.
00:05:43I'm coming right inside you.
00:05:46Oh, my God.
00:05:47Oh, my God.
00:06:06Testicles.
00:06:07Yep.
00:06:08They're balls.
00:06:10It's the least attractive part of the male anatomy.
00:06:14Yeah, and that's saying a lot.
00:06:16I think this is the longest I've ever stared at a pair of these.
00:06:20She, I'm very uncomfortable.
00:06:23Emma?
00:06:24Emma Michaels?
00:06:25Oh, God.
00:06:26Martin.
00:06:27Oh, my God.
00:06:28Oh, my God.
00:06:28I can't believe it's Emma Michaels.
00:06:31Oh, my...
00:06:31I had, like, the biggest crush on you in art school.
00:06:34Wow.
00:06:35Well, you still have that thing where you just say things.
00:06:38What?
00:06:39Without a filter.
00:06:40No, I don't.
00:06:40I didn't do that.
00:06:41Did I?
00:06:42You just did.
00:06:42You just did it when you said you had a crush on me.
00:06:45Oh, no, it was a major crush.
00:06:46I kept a journal about it.
00:06:47You just did it again.
00:06:48Oh, no, I had photos.
00:06:49In a special binder.
00:06:50How the hell are you?
00:06:52I'm good.
00:06:53I'm fine.
00:06:53I'm great.
00:06:55Yeah?
00:06:55You married?
00:06:56Kids?
00:06:56All of the above.
00:06:58Yeah, I married Josh, actually.
00:07:00Oh, my God.
00:07:01You married your boyfriend from camp.
00:07:02Wow, that's so adorable.
00:07:05Uh, I mean, we...
00:07:06Well, we broke up on and off.
00:07:09Right.
00:07:09You know, played the field.
00:07:11Before we settled down.
00:07:12And now we have two beautiful little girls.
00:07:15Let me show you their Halloween.
00:07:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:18No, no, no, no, that's okay.
00:07:18No.
00:07:19People without kids are always pretending they care to see photos of other people's kids,
00:07:22but really, we're just being polite.
00:07:26Ah, no, no filter.
00:07:27Yeah.
00:07:29Oh, my God.
00:07:30So, is this your gallon?
00:07:32Oh, yeah, it's all mine.
00:07:33Um, yeah, I finally realized that I was far better suited to appreciate the work of others
00:07:37than to produce anything of value myself.
00:07:40Um, like these bad boys right here.
00:07:43What do you think of these testicles?
00:07:59Like...
00:08:00Really?
00:08:01No.
00:08:02Emma, what do you think?
00:08:04Honestly?
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:06I mean...
00:08:08No one really wants to look at balls.
00:08:19Oh, my God.
00:08:22You're right.
00:08:25Balls are...
00:08:27totally gross.
00:08:30Jacques?
00:08:30Yeah, can you take this one down?
00:08:32No.
00:08:33And, uh, and those two...
00:08:35You don't...
00:08:35And, um...
00:08:38Yeah, and that one over there.
00:08:41You're kidding.
00:08:42No, my apologies.
00:08:44I...
00:08:44Oh, my God, you're crazy.
00:08:48Oh, my God.
00:08:51Oh, my God.
00:08:52Sorry.
00:08:54Wendy.
00:08:54Wendy.
00:08:56My name is Wendy.
00:08:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:59I'm so sorry.
00:09:01Um, uh, Wendy, this is Marlon.
00:09:03We went to art school together.
00:09:06Wendy and I are teaching this, uh, uh, winter break art camp for at-risk youth just at the
00:09:13rec center down the street.
00:09:14The kids are amazing.
00:09:16Uh, this one girl, Aisha, has more talent at 15 than I, like, ever had.
00:09:23She, like, blows my mind every day.
00:09:25Wow. Well, I would love to come and see your work.
00:09:27Yeah, you should.
00:09:28Yeah, and that would be an excuse to come see you.
00:09:34I can't believe you're married.
00:09:35I mean, I used to fantasize about having a bubble bath with you.
00:09:38Oh, that's very specific.
00:09:39Well, not naked, though.
00:09:40I mean, you're wearing a green bikini.
00:09:42Always green, for some reason.
00:09:44You're doing it again.
00:09:45Oh, right.
00:09:46Sorry.
00:09:47Oh, no.
00:09:48Yes?
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:04I don't know.
00:10:04It seems a little, um, unnecessarily sexualized.
00:10:09Huh?
00:10:11How so?
00:10:12Um, well, you can pretty much see her nipple there.
00:10:18And, um, she's filleting a banana.
00:10:21And your problem with this is?
00:10:25Well, it's, it's an ad for, for fruit.
00:10:29Yeah, this is what the client wants.
00:10:31Okay.
00:10:32Have we tried to, like, gently steer the client in another direction?
00:10:39Yeah, we're going to stick with the general approach of giving the client what they want.
00:10:43Okay?
00:10:44Yeah, you're the packaging editor, Josh.
00:10:46Just focus on anything in the package.
00:10:54Hey, good meeting?
00:11:00Ah, everybody here hates me.
00:11:03Not me.
00:11:04I find you amazing.
00:11:06Kelly, what do you think of that ad right there?
00:11:08Uh, that reminds me of Gary's penis.
00:11:10Look, Gary, that's the married guy?
00:11:12Mm-hmm.
00:11:13And, and, and his penis looks like a banana?
00:11:15Yeah, like that one.
00:11:17The one on the right.
00:11:20So, how often would you say you and Emma are having an orgasm?
00:11:23A, once a day, B, twice a day, C, three times a day, or D, you're constantly in an orgasmic
00:11:29fog.
00:11:31Oral counts and anal counts.
00:11:33Well, anal definitely counts.
00:11:35So, don't spare any details on you, not squeamish.
00:11:38Wait, though, those are the options?
00:11:40I mean, the minimum in there is, is once a day?
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:45Why?
00:11:46Nothing.
00:11:47It's just, you know, when you're married for ten years.
00:11:50Uh, when you mean, no, see, this is exactly what I've been trying to tell you.
00:11:53This monogamy is just created by a patriarchal society that totally suppresses any sexual promiscuity.
00:11:59It is bullshit.
00:12:00So, what?
00:12:01Like, once a week?
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:05I mean, that sounds about right.
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:07Are you kidding?
00:12:08What?
00:12:09Oh, dude.
00:12:10I was kidding.
00:12:11You have, you have sex once a week?
00:12:13Why are you suddenly so interested in my sex life?
00:12:15Oh, don't be such a narcissist.
00:12:17I'm interested in everybody's sex life, especially married people.
00:12:20Oh, okay.
00:12:21Wait, so this is, this is research for your, for your affair with Gary, is that?
00:12:28Forget it.
00:12:29I'm going to figure it out myself.
00:12:31Oh, my God.
00:12:32What do these people want from me?
00:12:36Hello, Kelly speaking.
00:12:38Oh, no.
00:12:40Oh, no.
00:12:48Oh, no.
00:12:51Oh, no.
00:13:34So, you've gone back to layering color over text.
00:13:39But this time, some of the text is illegible.
00:13:44It's interesting choices, Aisha.
00:13:48Thanks.
00:13:49So, of all your work, is there one that you'd like to try and finish?
00:13:57No, thanks.
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:59Then they'd just be closed.
00:14:03They'd be, like, dead.
00:14:09Okay, that's it for today.
00:14:12I'll see you tomorrow.
00:14:14Everyone grab your folders on the way up.
00:14:16Aisha.
00:14:17Aisha.
00:14:18Aisha.
00:14:18This is great work.
00:14:19This is really special.
00:14:22No one else seems to think so.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25Do you care what they think?
00:14:27Trust me.
00:14:28Trust me.
00:14:28They're jealous.
00:14:38Marvlin?
00:14:39What are you doing here?
00:14:40You invited me to see your students work.
00:14:43And I came, even though the term at-risk youth makes me very uncomfortable.
00:14:48Okay, well, um, you're safe, because they're all gone.
00:14:52I'm just going to get my stuff in the staff room.
00:14:58Whoa.
00:14:59Whoa.
00:15:00What have we here?
00:15:01Oh, that's Aisha.
00:15:02That's the student I was telling you about.
00:15:04Well, you weren't kidding.
00:15:05These are terrific.
00:15:06I love the half-finished aesthetic.
00:15:08I know, right?
00:15:10She's amazing.
00:15:11You're amazing.
00:15:14That was weird.
00:15:16Yeah.
00:15:16No, this whole thing's weird.
00:15:18It's weird that I came down here.
00:15:20I should really get back to the gallery.
00:15:21You should come see me there sometime.
00:15:23It wouldn't be as...
00:15:24Weird.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:27Um, yeah.
00:15:29I'll come.
00:15:30It's time to time.
00:15:31Just stop by.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:36What?
00:15:37Great.
00:15:39Okay, I should leave, because I have an erection.
00:15:40Oh, okay.
00:15:41Don't worry, it might not be from the hug.
00:15:43It could be from senior students' great work.
00:15:45It's probably a little of both.
00:15:47But mostly from the hug.
00:15:48Bye.
00:16:08I have judo in 20 minutes.
00:16:11What?
00:16:13What are you thinking about?
00:16:19Not on the list.
00:16:20Not on the list, Nazi.
00:16:22Every time you call me a little bitch, it loses impact.
00:16:26I don't even hear it anymore.
00:16:28It literally has no effect on me.
00:16:29Oh, yeah?
00:16:30How the fucktard?
00:16:31Is that better?
00:16:32What about OCD?
00:16:33Control freak ass?
00:16:34Oh, shit tits!
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:37You do know I can smell your breath from here, right?
00:16:39What did you eat today?
00:16:41Was it somebody's ass?
00:16:42Did you eat someone's ass for lunch?
00:16:45God damn.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:48Oh, my gosh.
00:16:49It's Andrew and Janice.
00:16:50Hey, guys.
00:16:51Hey.
00:16:51Do you want to finish your thought for Josh and Emma?
00:16:53You were saying something about my shit tits.
00:16:57Oh, we're good.
00:16:58Yeah, no, I think we're fine.
00:16:58Oh, okay.
00:17:00So, guys, how's it going?
00:17:03We're separating.
00:17:06Janice is moving out tomorrow.
00:17:07I'm sorry.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:08So, well, why are we separating?
00:17:11Oh, where to begin?
00:17:13Well, you could start with the lies.
00:17:15I was going to leave with the fact that you haven't touched me in two years!
00:17:19Yeah, and why would I touch you?
00:17:20All you do is tell lies!
00:17:23I was just going to ask you why you guys are shopping together if you're moving out tomorrow.
00:17:31That's a great fucking question.
00:17:39Are you okay?
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:44Yeah, I'm okay.
00:17:46The kids are devastated.
00:17:48And, um, we're probably going to have to sell the house.
00:17:52And I'm going to die alone.
00:17:57Lean up, and I'll stick.
00:18:01They just, they seemed like the best couple.
00:18:03I know, I know.
00:18:05It's like, I guess things just turn on a dime so quickly.
00:18:09One day they've got that honeymoon glow, and the next day...
00:18:12Didn't you lie about ejaculating the other day?
00:18:14I don't know.
00:18:17Do we lie to each other?
00:18:19No, we don't lie to each other.
00:18:21We're us, all right?
00:18:22I mean, I, I, I, I, I mean, I, I, I, I don't...
00:18:25Why, do, do, do you lie?
00:18:30But, uh, I mean, I sort of faked my orgasm, too.
00:18:36What?
00:18:37You, you, you, what?
00:18:39Come on, it's totally normal for a woman to fake it for a guy.
00:18:42That's fucked up.
00:18:43That's not, no, that's, that's, like, reverse sexism or something.
00:18:48That is a double standard, and I'm not just going to stand...
00:18:50Oh, no, I think you're avoiding the question.
00:18:51Wow.
00:18:55We love each other, right?
00:18:57We're great parents together, we make a great team.
00:19:00It's just married life, you know?
00:19:02I mean, the sex becomes less important, I guess.
00:19:06Yeah, but don't you think it's weird we don't talk about it?
00:19:08Ugh, I don't, I don't know, I don't know.
00:19:11It's a can of worms.
00:19:12I mean, it's like that mango chicken stir-fry you make.
00:19:18How exactly?
00:19:20Ugh, well, you know, I don't love it, but I eat it, and I don't make a fuss,
00:19:25because that's just part of the deal.
00:19:32Maybe if I had had cashews?
00:19:34Let's not overreact, okay?
00:19:35We're not Andrew and Janice.
00:19:37We, we can figure this out.
00:19:39We've had many years of sex.
00:19:42Great sex.
00:19:43Yeah, we know how to bang, right?
00:19:46Yeah, that's never been a problem for us, right?
00:19:48I mean, you know, it's not like we haven't sown our oats.
00:19:51I had sex with a reasonable amount of...
00:19:54Okay, I know, I know, you don't have to go through the list.
00:19:55I had my fun, too.
00:19:56I had, I had my slutty.
00:19:58Yeah, can you, we talked about you not calling it that, can we not?
00:20:01Okay, everything I've ever read, the main complaint about sex is that one person thinks of it more than the
00:20:09other.
00:20:09Okay, well then that's not our problem, right?
00:20:11Because we, we have a shared disinterest in sex, like a, like a mutual apathy.
00:20:19Yeah, just, but then...
00:20:23Huh, what, what?
00:20:25I don't know, I, it's just, this is probably nothing.
00:20:30It's just these past few days, I've been thinking a lot about sex.
00:20:34Hey, that's cool, I get it, I mean, well, I've been working out more, I've been, uh, been watching what
00:20:40I eat, you know, sort of, it's really, it's about portion control, mostly, I'm, oh, shit, you're, you've been, you,
00:20:49you've been thinking about having sex with people who aren't me.
00:20:56It's just, we have this one week, this one week to, we could fuck in every room of the house
00:21:02without the kids barging in, but we're just, we're not.
00:21:11Okay, alright, look.
00:21:17We got time, right, let's not, we got like five more days, right?
00:21:21Yes.
00:21:24Okay, alright, so, like, what are we thinking, like, maybe, like, an orgy with, like, uh...
00:21:29Butter, like a vat of butter.
00:21:32Oh, now I want butter.
00:21:34Or, I could get, like, uh, that enlargement surgery for my penis, for my little tiny penis.
00:21:38Can you please stop, don't, please.
00:21:39Hey, hey.
00:21:42Whatever it takes.
00:21:47This isn't rocket science, we've, our sex has become mechanical.
00:21:51It's just, it's just, it's just unsurprising.
00:21:53Okay.
00:21:54So, let's surprise each other.
00:22:14I'm just not the right person to be giving sex advice. I'm a serial monogamous.
00:22:18Yeah, well, wasn't Tom into some weird stuff?
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:21Didn't you tell me he was into, like...
00:22:22Furries, furries.
00:22:24Then, giant animal costumes that are used as mascots.
00:22:30So, okay, so you would dress up in the mascot costume and have sex?
00:22:35No, no, he was curious and he, you know, found some websites. I think that's as far as it went.
00:22:44I just want to do something, like, surprising. Something he would never expect. Something, I don't know, like, adventurous.
00:22:55A little freaky, but sexy, fun, like, I don't know, like, like a sex swing. That's a thing, right? Sex
00:23:05swing? I mean, I've never done anything like that. That's...
00:23:08Or, I don't know, like, um...
00:23:12Like a threesome.
00:23:15A threesome?
00:23:16Maybe.
00:23:17Or not.
00:23:18I don't know. Never mind. Forget it.
00:23:20No, no, no, no, no. It's a good idea. I'm just, um, I don't know if we could actually go
00:23:25through with that.
00:23:26Uh, because who would...
00:23:31Like, Marlon?
00:23:34No.
00:23:36Obviously not Marlon.
00:23:37That would be a terrible idea, huh?
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:41A girl would make more sense, probably.
00:23:44A Marlon.
00:23:45Sure jumped the Marlon pretty quickly.
00:23:51Are you thinking...
00:23:53What?
00:23:54Wait, okay.
00:23:55We trust each other.
00:23:57So we have that.
00:23:58We're friends.
00:23:59Well, I wasn't...
00:24:02Oh.
00:24:03Oh, shit.
00:24:06Shit, no.
00:24:07I am...
00:24:08I am so sorry.
00:24:10I am so...
00:24:10No, no, no.
00:24:11Don't be silly.
00:24:11No, I just...
00:24:12That's all.
00:24:13I mean, no, I just mean, theoretically, hypothetically speaking, you would be the perfect candidate if that...
00:24:20Well, just, I mean, because with another girl, it could be weird.
00:24:24At least I know with you, Josh is totally not your type.
00:24:29No, I suppose that's a good point.
00:24:31And, uh, like, it's been a little while since you've been with Tom, right?
00:24:36Yeah, yeah.
00:24:38Have been a little lonely, I guess.
00:24:42And you've been with guys, you've been with girls.
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:46Just not at the same time.
00:24:49Oh, yeah.
00:24:51Forget it.
00:24:52I'm just joking.
00:24:57But it could be fun.
00:25:02Yeah, I mean, it's crazy.
00:25:04It's totally crazy.
00:25:06Yeah, totally crazy.
00:25:07But not completely, like, stupid or gross or, you know.
00:25:13Are we doing this?
00:25:15Are we?
00:25:16I don't know.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:17Are we?
00:25:18I don't know.
00:25:19I mean, okay, how about this?
00:25:26Um, okay.
00:25:28Uh, come over for dinner?
00:25:31Yes.
00:25:32Tonight.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:34Just dinner.
00:25:35Like, no expectations.
00:25:37And I'll see what happens.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:46Yeah.
00:25:46Yeah.
00:25:49No, no way I can't do it.
00:25:51Can you relax?
00:25:52She might not even be into it.
00:25:53We left it open.
00:25:55Wait, what?
00:25:56No, that's worse.
00:25:58What, I got to try and, like, read her signs?
00:26:01I'm not going to have a clue what's going on.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:04I think I might have diarrhea.
00:26:05Do you feel like you have diarrhea?
00:26:07No.
00:26:08I thought this was, like, every man's fantasy.
00:26:10Yeah, yeah, in theory.
00:26:13Oh, my gosh.
00:26:15I should be getting a medal for this.
00:26:16This is, like, me being the best wife on the planet.
00:26:19I'm sorry.
00:26:20It's just, it's too much pressure.
00:26:22Okay.
00:26:23Well, you don't have to worry about it because it's just dinner.
00:26:26She's probably come to her senses.
00:26:34Do you have to go to the bathroom?
00:26:36I'm good.
00:26:39Are you going to stand like that?
00:26:40I'm good.
00:26:45Oh, thank you.
00:26:46Can I take your coat?
00:26:47Oh, um, can I look out?
00:26:49Oh, yeah, it's kind of cold.
00:26:50Oh, my God, your hair looks so good.
00:26:53Oh, my God.
00:26:53Oh, my God.
00:26:55Look at this.
00:26:56Thank you so much.
00:26:57I love one.
00:26:58So, Wendy, what's up?
00:27:01I was just nervous.
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:04Just really nervous.
00:27:05I feel like I might have...
00:27:07diarrhea, right?
00:27:11Put on too much makeup.
00:27:13That's what I was going to say.
00:27:14No.
00:27:15No?
00:27:16No.
00:27:16Your eyes look amazing.
00:27:18Your skin.
00:27:19You look so pretty.
00:27:21Thanks.
00:27:24Um, so...
00:27:25Um, Emma, I should say something in the spirit of full disclosure.
00:27:32Um, when we first met, I...
00:27:38Oh, my goodness.
00:27:39I'm so scared of what this might be.
00:27:41Oh, it's nothing.
00:27:41It's nothing.
00:27:42It's nothing.
00:27:42Uh, okay.
00:27:43I just, when we first met, I kind of had a, uh, crush on you.
00:27:48A little.
00:27:49Oh, my gosh.
00:27:51I mean, come on.
00:27:53Who wouldn't?
00:27:54You're so confident and funny and sexy.
00:28:00Oh, goodness.
00:28:04I mean, you're sexy, too.
00:28:08Huh.
00:28:09I know we said we weren't gonna have any expectations about tonight.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:17So...
00:28:24I really, really want to fuck you.
00:28:28Get up, go.
00:28:29Okay, I'm gonna take your clothes.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:35Let's get this off.
00:28:38There you go.
00:28:39Oh.
00:28:47Oh, my God.
00:28:54It smells so good.
00:28:58It's my moisturizer.
00:29:02It's from Costco.
00:29:04Oh, my God.
00:29:05Oh, my God.
00:29:09It's beautiful one I've ever seen.
00:29:14Josh is cute, too, right?
00:29:18Yeah.
00:29:22Hello.
00:29:24Do I have consent to go down on you?
00:29:27No.
00:29:28Yes.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:36Oh, my gosh.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:56Oh, God.
00:29:58Okay.
00:30:00So...
00:30:03So, I'm just gonna hang back a little bit here.
00:30:07And, uh, you...
00:30:10You just let me know when a good time would be.
00:30:14Oh.
00:30:19Oh.
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:23Oh.
00:30:24Oh.
00:30:25Oh, my God.
00:30:25I'm coming.
00:30:26I'm coming.
00:30:26I'm coming.
00:30:27I'm coming.
00:30:39I'm coming.
00:30:42Oh, my.
00:30:44The way you...
00:30:46I don't know what happened to you.
00:30:48She just got really intense.
00:30:51Yeah.
00:30:51Super intense.
00:30:52I knew this was a bad idea.
00:30:53Yeah.
00:30:54You knew it was a bad idea?
00:30:55What?
00:30:56Is it my fault?
00:30:56It's not my fault.
00:30:57No.
00:30:58No, no, no.
00:30:58Of course not.
00:30:59No.
00:30:59No.
00:30:59I mean, it seemed like it was promising at the beginning.
00:31:03It seemed like, you know, something was happening.
00:31:07It seemed like you weren't it.
00:31:10Well, no.
00:31:11I mean, yeah, I was.
00:31:12I mean, because, you know, it was exciting.
00:31:14It was new, right?
00:31:15It was...
00:31:16She was very attractive.
00:31:17And it was...
00:31:17Yeah, she came to the house and washed her right now.
00:31:19Of course.
00:31:19She's trying right now.
00:31:20No.
00:31:21Okay.
00:31:23So...
00:31:26So...
00:31:26So what do we do now?
00:31:29Try something else.
00:31:31Just...
00:31:32You do the surprising this time.
00:31:34Okay.
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:40Morning, lovely.
00:31:42Morning.
00:31:42Morning.
00:32:02What's the craziest thing sexually you've ever done?
00:32:05Craziest thing I ever did?
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08I fucked a dead girl once.
00:32:10Oh, my God.
00:32:11Really?
00:32:11No.
00:32:12But I would if she was super hot.
00:32:15You know what?
00:32:16Forget it.
00:32:16I'm sorry I asked.
00:32:17Oh, and I went to a swingers party one time.
00:32:20Everyone was having sex everywhere.
00:32:22Yeah, it was dirty.
00:32:24Sexy, though.
00:32:25Skeevy.
00:32:27Nasty.
00:32:33Nasty lounge?
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35That's clever, right?
00:32:36I think it's...
00:32:37It's like tongue-in-cheek.
00:32:39It's gross.
00:32:41This whole thing is gross.
00:32:44Is there really nowhere else we could go?
00:32:46Babe, babe, it's something like going for dim sum.
00:32:47Okay, this is not a lot of choice here.
00:32:49There's one sex club.
00:32:51This is it.
00:32:52Come on.
00:32:52Let's go.
00:32:53Let's be fun.
00:32:59So you don't have like a daily guest pass available?
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:04Okay, then.
00:33:05I guess two one-year memberships.
00:33:08Okay.
00:33:10That will be $300 each.
00:33:12Plus a one-time initiation fee of $50.
00:33:15Oh, and there's a mandatory $27 code check fee charge.
00:33:19And, of course, the cover charge.
00:33:20I don't need to know.
00:33:22Just run that...
00:33:23Whatever you need.
00:33:24It's fine.
00:33:46Could you watch?
00:33:48Yeah.
00:33:49No, no, no.
00:33:49I think...
00:33:50I think this looks promising.
00:33:51Come on.
00:33:53Come on.
00:33:54Come on.
00:34:05Come on.
00:34:07Come on.
00:34:07Come on.
00:34:10Come on.
00:34:10Come on.
00:34:11Excuse me.
00:34:13Oh.
00:34:14Oh.
00:34:15Oh.
00:34:16Oh.
00:34:18We're very flattered.
00:34:19Oh, yeah.
00:34:20But we're...
00:34:21We're not interested.
00:34:22That's not you.
00:34:22It's not you guys.
00:34:23You'd like some cheese.
00:34:26Of course.
00:34:27Yeah, of course.
00:34:28Help yourself.
00:34:29Sorry.
00:34:30He just wanted some cheese.
00:34:33Oh, my God.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:36No, no.
00:34:36Oh, my God.
00:34:36No, no.
00:34:36What are you two beautiful people drinking tonight?
00:34:39My God.
00:34:39finally hi sorry thank you for breaking the ice it's our first time never ordered a drink before
00:34:49don't worry we could take it slow ha thank you I'll have a tomato juice please yeah me too cool
00:34:56here's a tip um find the red curtain for the higher-end members I think you might get in
00:35:14sure we tell her to bring the tomato juice in there is that I mean I feel bad if we
00:35:18run into
00:35:18her later what would we say to her the only way to save it is to rekindle our sex life
00:35:29by getting
00:35:30our trade or just in the high-end room
00:35:38do you hear that voice over there
00:35:58ready for you there you go just take your time have fun oh my god oh my god we need
00:36:05to leave now
00:36:06why because Emma no hey no I didn't see your name on any of the newsletters hey Arthur hey Josh
00:36:21hey
00:36:21hey have you heard from the girls that are they having fun at camp you know we haven't heard a
00:36:26peep but you know what they say when they're at camp no news is good news yeah yeah um are
00:36:31they taking
00:36:32the bus home or are you gonna pick them up you know I think picking up is probably the best
00:36:37it's
00:36:38part of the experience dad trust me I am way more embarrassed than you are what makes you assume
00:36:45that well for one thing this isn't real leather that's you know how it stains it's really hard to
00:36:53so um I had to use vinyl and it uh just doesn't work with my uh character does mom know
00:37:00oh oh god
00:37:02Arthur Arthur Arthur hey this is none of our business okay we're not we're not gonna say a word to
00:37:08to Marge we promise oh go ahead she's right over there oh my god this is not happening this is
00:37:18not
00:37:18happening well I guess now you know um what we were doing when we said we were playing bridge with
00:37:27the
00:37:27Wassermans but to tell you the truth we haven't actually seen them since the 80s oh my god dad
00:37:33why are you acting so casual is this not the most mortifying experience of your life I've had worse
00:37:40worse I don't know how we're ever gonna talk again what am I gonna come over and bring the kids
00:37:49and
00:37:49have lunch this is it this is we have to part ways just hang on there judgy judgerton you've seen
00:37:58me
00:37:58naked millions of times not since I was six Emma can we please talk please please huh please please
00:38:05hi oh my god Wendy I have not stopped thinking about last night okay I don't know what you think
00:38:12happened but something happened and we need to talk about it alone it's you and me what's going on
00:38:17with you what are you doing here this giraffe don't don't be Tom don't be Tom Tom are you serious
00:38:25that you followed me here that isn't that is a blatant violation of privacy uh I'm sorry didn't
00:38:30you follow us here Wendy follow them I'm sorry is this your new girlfriend don't stole you away
00:38:35from me oh wait tell me I didn't steal anyone I'm not her girlfriend I broke up weeks ago and
00:38:41I told
00:38:41you I am free to fornicate with whomever I choose okay wait is it a guy this is the one
00:38:48you had a
00:38:48threesome with whoa no excuse me we didn't even touch each other that I swear to god that was not
00:38:53you watched I'm gonna use my thumbs to crush your eyes into their socket no back away from her
00:39:01bubbles oh no that was that was crazy that was my dad yeah I know I know did you pick
00:39:22up on what he
00:39:22was saying about us going up to camp on Sunday to pick up the girls he's planning a surprise
00:39:27anniversary party for us I know you we had issues before but I don't know how we're gonna process
00:39:34this your dad no listen it's I think it's good your mom and dad have an active sex life after
00:39:39all
00:39:39and what have we done to Wendy wait wait that's is that our fault I mean she was a relatively
00:39:44normal
00:39:45person before last night I just know before we ran into your parents I think things were
00:39:48we're we're going okay right there was stuff happening there don't you see our plans keep
00:39:53getting messed up by external forces last night it was Wendy tonight was your dad we need something
00:39:59that's just us yes something private right like intimate yeah maybe we should do ecstasy
00:40:12yeah right cuz I'm so great with the drugs you know I get all in my head and I messes
00:40:17with me and
00:40:17there was the time when we took the mushrooms and we were camping at rolling river and I got poison
00:40:22ivy on my butt yeah because you took off all your clothes and you ran through the forest naked it
00:40:27was
00:40:27very freeing well I don't want to be free I don't ever want to leave the house again after what
00:40:31I saw
00:40:32tonight okay okay let's let's try the ecstasy you know where to get the ecstasy like ready even like
00:40:47a rave parties party like a dark alley you're gonna have to get it in an alley in the dark
00:40:55I got this
00:41:02how do you got it yeah you don't I got this okay hey oh yo you you look shifty no
00:41:22I'm not I'm not
00:41:23what do you want ah I was wondering if uh if you could score me some neck X are you
00:41:31a nerd
00:41:32what sound like a really bad narc from the 90s why did I say it wrong whatever can you hook
00:41:44me up
00:41:47what makes you think I have it what I don't know I don't know cuz you're like a young person
00:41:53you're
00:41:54like you're like a like a modern woman and you like to have a good time what so you think
00:42:01I just
00:42:01carry around MVMA on my person at work on a Thursday ah God now when you say it like that
00:42:10realize it was stupid ah I'm an idiot I'm sorry forget it so what so all that then was that
00:42:21was just you
00:42:21busting my balls like you're torturing me yeah amusement yeah your eyeballs were twitching it was gross
00:42:26but I kind of liked it bye Natasha bye Keanu okay shading see you tomorrow
00:42:41I'm sad because you said you'd come by the gallery and you never came oh shit okay I'm sorry I
00:42:47just
00:42:47said things have been kind of crazy with okay that's enough small talk I mostly came back for
00:42:51these I want these in my gallery now the artist I was showing came by the gallery today and saw
00:42:57that
00:42:57I I took down his scrotums he wasn't happy so he pulled everything now my gallery is empty I desperately
00:43:04need something to show I you'd be saving my ass are you kidding you're serious I mean this is incredible
00:43:13I'd have to check with Aisha but I'm sure she'd be thrilled yes oh my god you have no idea
00:43:20what kind
00:43:21of impact this could have on her okay we'll bring them by tomorrow and I'll use as many as I
00:43:28can fit
00:43:28you're serious oh my god hello yeah no I understand I had an epiphany though open Saturday no no ball
00:43:39so
00:43:40she's a child is all the water really necessary well yeah if you don't want to die because I read
00:43:48that
00:43:48most MDMA related deaths are caused by dehydration so if we're all splayed out on the floor all whacked
00:43:54out on drugs and we can't make it you're kind of ruining the fun oh okay okay okay okay sorry
00:44:02there you see that you see how quickly I forgot everything that I've read about how
00:44:06ecstasy depletes spinal fluid and increases all right here cheers cheers good luck
00:44:37how about now
00:44:40yeah yeah I think I'm I'm feeling I'm starting to feel something new yeah I'm pretty sure I feel
00:44:46something I think it's working yeah do you believe we thought that was it back on the couch
00:44:54oh my gosh I feel like we're we were not high at the house oh god and this whole sex
00:44:59thing I mean
00:45:00right we're fine we'll figure it out we're not gonna like sell a house and traumatize our kids
00:45:06oh my god we're not gonna like wake up and like hate each other that's not who we are god
00:45:10that's so
00:45:11really good right now good at figuring things out like I know I feel like I could do anything
00:45:15oh my god I feel like we could do anything I feel like everything we you know what we just
00:45:21made
00:45:22everything so I mean we like to see what's working I don't even feel like we're too serious about the
00:45:26sex stuff and we were in university we said it fucked everywhere we like had sex in my car oh
00:45:31my god my
00:45:31parents at the parents the parents at the parents the parents at the parents the parents kitchen
00:45:32whenever they were sleeping oh and we pretend you were a girl guide and that I was huh
00:45:37for lunches oh then I wasn't oh yeah no you kissy oh we're
00:45:41getting you stick you I used so love you you always said you enjoyed my physique
00:45:46even though I wasn't huge I have a slim vagina you have a slim vagina you've
00:45:50ridden you have so much vagina thaton has ever since you know I wore a perfect fit
00:45:54There's like puzzle pieces that fit together.
00:45:56I want to kiss you.
00:45:57I want to kiss you.
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:00Oh my god.
00:46:01Oh my god, you taste so good.
00:46:02That's my winter mint gum.
00:46:17What?
00:46:20You done?
00:46:21I can't believe I just did that.
00:46:22Oh my god.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:31It's okay.
00:46:34We could just recharge the batteries.
00:46:36No, everything I read said, you know, there's erectile dysfunction issues on ecstasy.
00:46:40I mean, we were lucky to get one erection.
00:46:42We're not going to get two.
00:46:43I'm sure we can try.
00:46:44No, please don't do that.
00:46:45Please don't.
00:46:46Okay, sorry.
00:46:47Just don't.
00:46:48Just don't think about it.
00:46:49I'll wait.
00:46:55Oh my god, please don't apologize.
00:46:58Oh, really?
00:47:00So you're not like totally frustrated right now?
00:47:03No.
00:47:04I mean, I'm a little frustrated.
00:47:06Oh my god, you are frustrated.
00:47:07I knew this.
00:47:08I fucked the whole thing up.
00:47:10We can still do this.
00:47:12No, see, that's pressuring me.
00:47:14That's putting pressure on me and I don't function well under pressure.
00:47:17You know what?
00:47:17Can you stop yelling at me?
00:47:19And you know what?
00:47:19I can't stop thinking about that comment you made earlier about my penis.
00:47:23When I compliment it?
00:47:25Uh, by calling it not huge?
00:47:27Oh my god.
00:47:28Oh no.
00:47:29What?
00:47:29No, I'm leaking.
00:47:29What?
00:47:30I'm leaking spinal fluid.
00:47:33It's semen.
00:47:34Oh, I don't feel right.
00:47:35It's not spinal fluid.
00:47:36I don't, I, I, I, my head hurts and I'm, I, I, I'm having like a fucking back spaz.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:40Can you just calm down?
00:47:41We're not the couple that yells at each other, okay?
00:47:43Right.
00:47:44Just calm down.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:45When we have a problem, we fix it.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:48Or we compromise.
00:47:51I know what that is.
00:47:52I know what, I know what you're doing there.
00:47:54If you want to say something, just say it to me.
00:47:56And when you say that, it's like you're saying, I know what you're saying.
00:47:58It's like you think that you're the only one of us who compromises.
00:48:00That's not what I meant.
00:48:01Mm-hmm.
00:48:02Okay.
00:48:03But maybe we should stop playing games.
00:48:05Maybe we should just speak our mind.
00:48:07Great.
00:48:08You want me to speak my motherfucking mind?
00:48:09Speak my mind?
00:48:10Calmly.
00:48:11Speak my, I'm losing my fucking mind, Em.
00:48:14I'm losing it because the kids are coming home from camp.
00:48:17And then we're back to like our normal routine.
00:48:21And then this was our one chance, you know?
00:48:24Our one chance to prove that we could do this.
00:48:26That we're not, I don't know what, like sexually incompatible or something.
00:48:29You think I'm not terrified?
00:48:30You think I'm not lying in bed at night worried about why we're not fucking?
00:48:35That we're going to end up like Andrew and Janice in the goddamn grocery store?
00:48:39You think it's just you?
00:48:44Do you not see that my heart is breaking just a little more every single day?
00:48:57We're great parents together.
00:49:00Right?
00:49:01And we got the friendship thing down.
00:49:03It's just, it's this one piece.
00:49:07I don't know, I think maybe we made a mistake.
00:49:16Yeah, maybe we did.
00:49:19Wait, what are you, what are you doing?
00:49:23What are you, what are you doing?
00:49:25I don't know, I just gotta clear my head, get my thoughts together.
00:49:30I'm gonna go to the hotel.
00:49:31You can, what are you, you're gonna, why, why, why, why, why?
00:49:36I don't know, I don't know what the fuck to do.
00:49:38I don't know, I don't think we're gonna,
00:49:40I don't think we're gonna get anywhere here tonight with both of us just confused and paranoid.
00:49:51Paranoid?
00:49:52Is that what you think?
00:49:52You're talking about me, right?
00:49:53You said we, but you meant me.
00:49:55You think that I'm being paranoid?
00:49:55Is that what you're saying?
00:49:57Please don't go, okay?
00:49:59There was a mis-
00:50:00We're not the couple that does that.
00:50:02We don't like walk out on each other in the middle of a fight.
00:50:05No, no, we're not.
00:50:06We're not the couple who invites their friend to a fucking threesome.
00:50:09And we're not the couple who take ecstasy to try and have sex.
00:50:14I know.
00:50:15Or have crushes on people the week we're supposed to have.
00:50:21Wait, wait a second.
00:50:23I'm sorry.
00:50:24Did you just say that we have crushes?
00:50:26I'm, I don't, I'm, I don't.
00:50:28It's nothing.
00:50:29It's just a stupid fucking crush.
00:50:31It's just this timing that obviously is saying something.
00:50:35It's just freaking me out.
00:50:38Whoa.
00:50:39Who is it?
00:50:44It's Marlin.
00:50:45Marlin?
00:50:46Marlin from art school?
00:50:48Marlin the gallery thing you got?
00:50:50Yes, it's stupid.
00:50:51Oh, okay.
00:50:53So what, you guys, all week you guys have been like flirting and stuff?
00:50:59No, I mean, a little.
00:51:05Maybe.
00:51:06Okay.
00:51:07Can I get some details on that?
00:51:09Just like details about what that means?
00:51:13No, cause that's a really bad idea.
00:51:15I think it's actually a really good idea cause I need to hear it.
00:51:18And you just said you were a crush on Marlin.
00:51:18Well, I don't know what you're gonna hear cause there's also no details.
00:51:20I had, you want the details?
00:51:22Yes.
00:51:22I had a, a daydream about him.
00:51:28Daydream.
00:51:28That's it.
00:51:29That like, that code for like a sex fantasy?
00:51:36Uh, yeah, I guess, I guess that's what it is.
00:51:40Wow.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Wow.
00:51:41Okay.
00:51:42So.
00:51:43Now you know.
00:51:43In this like fantasy, did he like kiss you?
00:51:49In the fantasy.
00:51:50Yeah.
00:51:50Inside the fantasy, did he kiss you?
00:51:52Yes.
00:51:53Wow.
00:51:53He did.
00:51:54Right.
00:51:55Like a, was it like a very, like a, tonguey hot kiss?
00:52:01Well, it was in a fantasy.
00:52:03So it was like a, you know, my fantasy, it was a pretty hot kiss.
00:52:09With Marlin.
00:52:10And what else did he do, did he do to you in the fantasy?
00:52:13I don't think you really want to know this.
00:52:14No, I definitely want to know and I want you to tell him.
00:52:17I just want to know.
00:52:17It's cool.
00:52:18Just tell me what he did to you in the fantasy.
00:52:19What he did to me in the fantasy.
00:52:21Yes.
00:52:21He, uh, he lifted me up on the desk and he took my panties off.
00:52:27I, they were much nicer than I was actually wearing.
00:52:30You're right.
00:52:30And then he came and he.
00:52:33Stop it.
00:52:33It's good.
00:52:34It's good.
00:52:34I get it.
00:52:35You're right.
00:52:35That was a really bad idea.
00:52:41And, and you were right that we are not going to figure this out tonight.
00:52:44Josh.
00:52:45No.
00:52:46And you were right that we need space.
00:52:47So I'm.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:48I'm giving us some space.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:53Josh.
00:53:05My fucking nose.
00:53:36Oh, dude, you partied on a school night.
00:53:40Wow.
00:53:42Oh, you look really creepy.
00:53:44Super fucking sketchy.
00:53:45It's actually really embarrassing.
00:53:47Hey, Josh, I need you to clean that up and go home.
00:53:50Ugh.
00:53:52Yeah, well, there it is.
00:53:55Fog of the morning after.
00:53:57You know, I should have warned you.
00:53:58That's what happens when you have an evening of euphoria
00:54:01and crazy sex.
00:54:03Would you stop at the sec?
00:54:05There was no sex, okay?
00:54:07Emma and I, we took the ecstasy because our relationship
00:54:09is falling apart because our sex life is a shambles.
00:54:12Right? There. Set it.
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:18Okay. Uh, well, first of all, it's called Molly.
00:54:21When you say the ecstasy, it's very embarrassing for both of us.
00:54:24And I'm guessing it's still in your system
00:54:26because it's doing something that was surprisingly, uh, honest.
00:54:30I'm sorry.
00:54:32Come on. Tell me what happened last night.
00:54:36Okay.
00:54:38It was...
00:54:39It was really bad.
00:54:40It was a disaster.
00:54:41She told me that she has a crush on this old flame of hers.
00:54:45Okay.
00:54:45It's totally normal. People have crushes all the time.
00:54:47Yeah, but she's been working with the guy all week,
00:54:48and now she's worried that she's gonna maybe, like,
00:54:50do it with him or something.
00:54:53Oh.
00:54:53We spent the night at a dingy motel room.
00:54:56Yeah.
00:54:57It's pretty fucking tragic.
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:59It's the first time since I met her.
00:55:02I just have no clue what's going on in her head.
00:55:05Yeah.
00:55:06Well, you should probably do something about that.
00:55:10I know. That's what I was thinking.
00:55:12Yeah, maybe like a romantic gesture or something.
00:55:13Hey, you think I should make her jealous.
00:55:17Uh, no. I don't think you should do that.
00:55:18Yeah, because she's never been jealous before.
00:55:20She's not only the jealous type.
00:55:21That's just because I've never posed a threat.
00:55:23Okay, what you're suggesting is juvenile, manipulative, and mean-spirited.
00:55:26Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna work.
00:55:28No.
00:55:28Look, I happen to be a master at romantic manipulation, okay?
00:55:31I am not proud of it.
00:55:32Oh, my God. I am so proud of it. I'm just kidding.
00:55:34And...
00:55:34I know what I'm saying sounds totally crazy.
00:55:36I recognize this is an unconventional approach.
00:55:38It sounds crazy coming out of my mouth.
00:55:39What are you doing with that phone?
00:55:40But I really think that this is gonna work because, yeah, I feel her slipping away.
00:55:43You know, and I gotta do whatever it takes to get her back, right?
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:45It doesn't make me a bad person.
00:55:46Does that make me a bad person?
00:55:47It doesn't make you a bad...
00:55:48Oh, my God, Josh. Josh, listen to me.
00:55:50Every single person born after 1990 is trained in these very arts.
00:55:54Tender, please just put the phone down. Put it down.
00:55:56Hang up the phone.
00:55:59I need you to do this for me.
00:56:01What?
00:56:02No.
00:56:03I'm not touching the phone.
00:56:04Nope.
00:56:05I think it looks really good.
00:56:07I'm sorry.
00:56:08Just one second.
00:56:10Thank God you called.
00:56:12Look.
00:56:13I don't wanna...
00:56:13Hello?
00:56:14Oh, sorry.
00:56:16Who is this?
00:56:17This is Emma.
00:56:19Who's this?
00:56:21Oh, jeez.
00:56:22I'm so sorry.
00:56:22I think I might have asked...
00:56:23Who is this?
00:56:28It's Kelly from Josh's work.
00:56:30Josh.
00:56:31Oh, my God.
00:56:31Come here.
00:56:32I think I might have asked Emma on your phone.
00:56:35I'm so sorry.
00:56:36I'm such a dumb slut sometimes.
00:56:38That's good.
00:56:39That's good.
00:56:40Hey.
00:56:41Sorry about that.
00:56:43Hey.
00:56:45Um...
00:56:47How are you feeling?
00:56:49After...
00:56:50Last night?
00:56:51Uh...
00:56:51I don't know.
00:56:52I've been better.
00:56:54What I said about Marlon?
00:56:57I just...
00:56:57I really don't wanna hear about Marlon right now.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00I'm sorry.
00:57:01I...
00:57:02It was a mistake.
00:57:02I didn't mean to call you.
00:57:03I, uh...
00:57:04I gotta go, um...
00:57:07We're just gonna go grab some dinner.
00:57:08Oh.
00:57:11Okay.
00:57:12You...
00:57:12You have dinner plans?
00:57:13It's like a...
00:57:14Private work thing.
00:57:17So...
00:57:18Um...
00:57:19Anyway...
00:57:20I gotta go.
00:57:21Bye.
00:57:27Well...
00:57:27That's done.
00:57:34I feel dirty.
00:57:37What did I just do?
00:57:38I believe my words were mean-spirited, juvenile, and manipulative.
00:57:42How could you let me do that?
00:57:45I...
00:57:45I actually warned you.
00:57:46I have a gift.
00:57:47It's guided by a higher power.
00:57:48There's nothing I can do about it.
00:57:50The situation is 100% on you.
00:58:01Like, it's-it's looking pretty good, right?
00:58:03I mean...
00:58:04We can come back tomorrow and make some last minute adjustments if we want to, but I don't
00:58:08know.
00:58:08I think we're pretty much...
00:58:10We're ready to go.
00:58:13You got any dinner plans?
00:58:15You know I'm married, right?
00:58:18So what the fuck is wrong with you?
00:58:20I-I-I thought the three of us could grab some dinner.
00:58:24You, me, and Josh, if you don't already have plans, but uh...
00:58:29Really, forget it.
00:58:30I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
00:58:31No.
00:58:32You know what?
00:58:34I don't even want to have dinner with you.
00:58:35Either of you.
00:58:36Because I-I hate dinner.
00:58:38I, uh, totally was-was joking.
00:58:41I don't even eat.
00:58:43So that's...
00:58:43Whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
00:58:45I'm truly sorry.
00:58:46And please, don't be mad at me.
00:58:48No, it's not you.
00:58:50I'm really sorry.
00:58:52I just made everything really awkward.
00:58:55Well, welcome to my world.
00:58:58The-the world of awkward.
00:59:00Awkward world.
00:59:01The wonderful world of awkward.
00:59:04Awkward.
00:59:04Just stop.
00:59:04Look, Josh and I just have...
00:59:06We're just going through something right now, so...
00:59:09We can't go for dinner.
00:59:12It's just we've always been able to talk it through.
00:59:15Always.
00:59:16Yeah, I believe it.
00:59:18You can eat that.
00:59:20And, but...
00:59:22I...
00:59:23He screwed up.
00:59:24I told him I had a crush.
00:59:27Ugh.
00:59:27You have a crush?
00:59:28I told him I was having intense sexual fantasies about you
00:59:31when we were in an ecstasy-fueled meltdown,
00:59:34teeming with paranoia and anxiety.
00:59:38I was just a horrible person.
00:59:41Stupid person.
00:59:42Well, he's not exactly being a saint.
00:59:44You know, trying to make you jealous
00:59:46with that phone call tonight?
00:59:49With that girl from work?
00:59:50No.
00:59:50Wait.
00:59:51When you say...
00:59:52Wait, you think he was trying to make me jealous?
00:59:56Like, on purpose?
00:59:57Yeah.
00:59:58Seemed pretty obvious from what you were saying.
00:59:59But when you say sexual, what exactly are we...
01:00:04Oh, my God.
01:00:05...doing?
01:00:06That is so unlike him.
01:00:09That's...
01:00:09I can't believe he would do that.
01:00:12I mean...
01:00:13That's something I did in eighth grade when I was an idiot.
01:00:18It's so mean.
01:00:20Oh, my God.
01:00:23I...
01:00:25Oh, my God.
01:00:26Am I...
01:00:28Is he an idiot?
01:00:29Am I married to an idiot?
01:00:31Have I been married to an idiot for, like, ten years
01:00:33and didn't know it?
01:00:34I mean, all is fair in love and war.
01:00:36Or so they say.
01:00:37I mean, I...
01:00:38I personally don't advocate for...
01:00:41How could...
01:00:42Idiocy in love or...
01:00:45Or...
01:00:45I mean, I don't know how I could have not seen that, though.
01:00:48You could fight fire with fire.
01:00:50You know?
01:00:53Make him jealous, too.
01:00:55Oh, my God.
01:00:59I'll be...
01:00:59I'll be back.
01:01:01Hey.
01:01:01Was I wearing anything specific in the...
01:01:04In the...
01:01:06It's a lesson here.
01:01:08But, you know, I'm just so good at it.
01:01:09I look so cute doing it.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11Oh, shit.
01:01:12She looks good.
01:01:14Uh...
01:01:14Okay.
01:01:14Well, I'm gonna...
01:01:15I'm gonna hang back.
01:01:16Honey, look.
01:01:18I know.
01:01:19Oh!
01:01:20Ow!
01:01:21You slapped me?
01:01:22She's with a mitten.
01:01:23What is wrong with you?
01:01:25Trying to make me jealous?
01:01:27Ah...
01:01:28Is that...
01:01:28That's what we are now?
01:01:29No, look.
01:01:30Like 12-year-olds?
01:01:31I regressed.
01:01:32I did something stupid.
01:01:33I know that.
01:01:34But it's because I'm out of my mind.
01:01:35And I didn't know what to do.
01:01:36But don't you see?
01:01:37You saw through that bullshit.
01:01:39You're...
01:01:39You know me better than anybody.
01:01:40You saw right through it.
01:01:41You're still kidding.
01:01:41No!
01:01:42But I didn't.
01:01:43I never would have known if Marlon didn't say that you were doing this stupid thing.
01:01:48Marlon.
01:01:49So are you...
01:01:50So you're just with Marlon now?
01:01:52I was at the gallery setting up for the show.
01:01:55You know, don't turn this into...
01:01:57Hold on.
01:01:57I'm just trying to understand how that conversation must have played out.
01:01:59So you would have had to have, like, told him about our issues.
01:02:02About our private personal sexual issues?
01:02:05We were having dinner.
01:02:07I was upset.
01:02:08I had to talk to somebody.
01:02:09I see.
01:02:11I get...
01:02:12I get what this is.
01:02:13You, uh...
01:02:16You...
01:02:17I made you jealous and so now you're making me jealous.
01:02:19Oh my God!
01:02:22Seriously?
01:02:24This is crazy.
01:02:25That was Marlon's suggestion.
01:02:27Why does every man suddenly think that that's a good idea?
01:02:32Oh, Marlon...
01:02:32Marlon suggested that you should make me jealous, right?
01:02:34That's what you're saying?
01:02:35He suggested that you make me jealous.
01:02:37Can we have a conversation like a normal human conversation?
01:02:41Uh-huh.
01:02:41When did we transform into crazy people?
01:02:44Ugh!
01:02:45And by we, I mean you.
01:02:47What is...
01:02:47Can I say something?
01:02:50Tell me the truth.
01:02:50Did Marlon come over to the house after I left last night?
01:02:53Oh my God.
01:02:55Did he, like...
01:02:57Did he kiss you?
01:02:57Did he...
01:02:58What was it?
01:02:58Did he lift you up on the desk and pull off your panties and...
01:03:01Yes!
01:03:01Yes, he did.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03We had angry, angry sex on our marital bed.
01:03:06And he...
01:03:07He drilled me...
01:03:08Oh, you think...
01:03:08So hard.
01:03:09And I got hungry.
01:03:11No, no, then I ordered pizza.
01:03:12Yeah, yeah, this is...
01:03:13I banged the pizza guy too.
01:03:15And then there was also a plumber.
01:03:18And the plumber did that thing, that...
01:03:21Thing that they do in the pornos where all the jizz all over my...
01:03:26I couldn't even see.
01:03:28And it was like all the things in all the pornos.
01:03:32Wow.
01:03:33Are you seeing...
01:03:34Of course I didn't do anything!
01:03:36I don't know.
01:03:37I don't know...
01:03:38I don't know what to think.
01:03:41You're walking away?
01:03:44You're getting in your car?
01:03:47You're starting your car?
01:03:52And you're driving away?
01:04:17Jesus, fuck.
01:04:19What are you doing here on a Saturday?
01:04:21Hmm.
01:04:24Don't you have your wife's gallery show-y thing tonight?
01:04:28You're going to that right?
01:04:29No.
01:04:30Tell me you're going to that.
01:04:33Okay.
01:04:33So, if you're not gonna go see your wife tonight...
01:04:36What are you gonna do?
01:04:39Oh, I think I'd order Indian food, watch some TV, possibly kill myself.
01:04:44Alright, you're coming to a party with me. Come on.
01:04:48There's no way that that is happening.
01:04:51Yeah, you need the distraction.
01:04:52Yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna stick with the suicide plan.
01:04:56I think so, they're offering.
01:04:58It's gonna be fun.
01:04:59Yeah, a bunch of millennials posting photos of themselves? No thank you.
01:05:04No, it's actually gonna be a bunch of hipsters drinking craft beer out of mason jars.
01:05:08Oh my god, that's so much worse.
01:05:12You got your car with you?
01:05:16Yeah, why?
01:05:17Great. You're gonna take me to the party.
01:05:20Come on, you're not gonna get these back until you come with me.
01:05:26See where it's going? Let's go.
01:05:30It's really gross.
01:05:32You can just keep all that stuff. I don't need those things.
01:05:35Let's go, Josh.
01:05:39Do I have to?
01:05:46Josh, where the hell are you?
01:05:48You're not at the motel. You're not at home.
01:05:51Your car's not in the driveway. I need to get back to the gallery.
01:05:55Just can you please call me back?
01:05:58Shh.
01:06:12Ah, okay. You're her husband. Congratulations.
01:06:15Another new husband. You want some art to celebrate.
01:06:18I always, always appreciate it when you buy something with each.
01:06:21Because I think we've still got a couple paintings.
01:06:23That one might be available. I'm not sure.
01:06:25This one I just sold for an exorbitant amount of money.
01:06:28That guy did not seem to come.
01:06:33Nobody believes the artist is 15.
01:06:35She's selling, like, hotcakes.
01:06:38Which is a very confusing expression,
01:06:41because I don't know about you, but after, like, one hotcake,
01:06:45I'm totally full.
01:06:51I'm so sorry. I have to get out of here.
01:06:56Yeah, I'll walk you.
01:07:07Okay, look, I got you here safe. I'm gonna go now, okay?
01:07:11Okay, I can't put your arm around me.
01:07:13What?
01:07:13Just put your arm around me.
01:07:14Why are you doing that?
01:07:15Also, because...
01:07:16He just...
01:07:18He's a married guy.
01:07:20Stop staring.
01:07:21Oh.
01:07:22Jesus Christ, stop staring.
01:07:24What?
01:07:25Okay, I just need you to keep your eyes on me, all right?
01:07:27Okay, I just need you to keep your eyes on me, all right?
01:07:27Keep your eyes on me.
01:07:28All right.
01:07:29Keep your eyes on me and just look at me as if I'm, like, I'm super hot.
01:07:31Oh, my God.
01:07:32Just do it.
01:07:33Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:34After all the shit you gave me about playing games, what the hell?
01:07:38Because you are old.
01:07:39Then you should know better.
01:07:41Oh.
01:07:41But then, God, please, Josh, come on.
01:07:44It's about damage control tonight.
01:07:46I really need your help.
01:07:48Things all of it rock you with Gary,
01:07:49and I just need to nudge back in there.
01:07:52I thought your generation was supposed to be, like, evolved and, like, woke.
01:07:55Don't say woke.
01:07:56Oh, my God, you are so embarrassing.
01:07:57What?
01:07:58God.
01:08:01All right, game one.
01:08:02What?
01:08:02Grab a tip.
01:08:04No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing this.
01:08:06No way.
01:08:09Fine.
01:08:11I'll do something.
01:08:30No way.
01:08:36No way.
01:08:36Is that真 when I'm home?
01:08:37She saw me.
01:08:42Is this one way?
01:08:46No?
01:08:47I saw me.
01:08:48Do something.
01:08:49Okay, wait.
01:08:49You never fucking listen to me!
01:08:51This is what I fucking hate about you! Get the fuck out of my life!
01:09:08Hey, Callie, wait.
01:09:10I'm fine.
01:09:10Just hold up.
01:09:11No, it's fine, Josh. Leave me alone.
01:09:13Okay, just take a breath.
01:09:20I just wish we could go back to the way we were a week ago.
01:09:24I mean, sex was non-existent, but we didn't care.
01:09:33I mean, it wasn't perfect, but at least I was happy.
01:09:37We were happy.
01:09:40Every relationship I've ever had ended because the passion fizzled out.
01:09:44I mean, sex always suffers.
01:09:46Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
01:09:51I've never been able to make it stick.
01:09:54Look at me.
01:09:56I'm alone.
01:10:00What?
01:10:01You want more?
01:10:02No, no, I've had enough.
01:10:04Trust me.
01:10:05No, you need more.
01:10:06No, don't do that.
01:10:07Oh, that's...
01:10:13Oh, God.
01:10:15Hang on.
01:10:20Hey, stop texting.
01:10:23Stop texting. I'm right here.
01:10:32I'll take that.
01:10:37Here's some shit.
01:10:42I'm sorry.
01:10:44I'm...
01:10:45I'm not good at this sort of thing.
01:10:47Is that...
01:10:48Is that a, like, maybe...
01:10:50Are you thinking of...
01:10:51You're not thinking of kissing me, are you?
01:10:55Just...
01:10:56Uh...
01:10:57Maybe I am.
01:11:00Oh, my God.
01:11:01You are...
01:11:02I mean, I...
01:11:03Uh...
01:11:04Wow, that's...
01:11:04No, I...
01:11:07Why?
01:11:09Wait, did you want to kiss me?
01:11:12No, you are...
01:11:14Why not?
01:11:14Because you're clearly not in the appropriate head space to kiss anybody right now.
01:11:19What are you trying to say?
01:11:20And...
01:11:20Well, neither am I.
01:11:21I mean, I'm not in that space either, okay?
01:11:23Neither am I.
01:11:24I'm having a pretty good argument.
01:11:30Well, any woman...
01:11:32Or man...
01:11:33Would you love...
01:11:48Okay.
01:11:50Wow.
01:11:51That was...
01:11:54Wow.
01:11:57Thanks.
01:11:58I took an online course.
01:12:00If that's any indication of what sex would be like with you, it would be like that.
01:12:09Yeah, of course it would be.
01:12:11Of course, because I'm in a vulnerable place, and everything's raw, and, um...
01:12:18And, of course, it's great right now, right?
01:12:20Because you're new, and things with me and Josh are...
01:12:25It's probably this really distorted filter.
01:12:31So...
01:12:32No more kissing?
01:12:35Oh, sorry.
01:12:36Yep.
01:12:37Oh, gosh.
01:12:40Oh, gosh.
01:12:54Oh, gosh.
01:12:58Oh, gosh.
01:13:06Good morning, sexy.
01:13:10Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:13Would you relax?
01:13:15We made out, and you filled me up a little.
01:13:16That was it.
01:13:17Oh, I'm...
01:13:19I'm...
01:13:19I'm a monster.
01:13:20I'm a horrible person.
01:13:21I've done a very, very, very bad thing.
01:13:24Dude, you were trying to cheer me up, okay?
01:13:27I was all conflicted over the Gary thing, and you were just helping me move on.
01:13:31You're a good friend.
01:13:32I've ruined everything forever.
01:13:36Um...
01:13:37And...
01:13:38I'm in love with you.
01:13:47Oh.
01:13:52Hey, Kelly, I'm...
01:13:56I don't know what to say.
01:13:58I had no idea.
01:14:01Well, things between you and Emma look like they're falling apart, so...
01:14:06I just wanted you to know I'm here.
01:14:09I mean...
01:14:10We have fun together.
01:14:11We get along.
01:14:14I'm super fun.
01:14:17I think you could do a lot worse.
01:14:20Oh.
01:14:21God, no.
01:14:22I mean, of course.
01:14:23Worse.
01:14:24Look, you're...
01:14:25You're amazing.
01:14:26I know.
01:14:30So...
01:14:34I'm...
01:14:36I'm in love with Emma.
01:14:37She's the love of my life.
01:14:38I'm sorry, what was that?
01:14:41She...
01:14:42She's the one.
01:14:43She's always been the one for me.
01:14:45I'm...
01:14:46I wanna be with her...
01:14:48Forever.
01:14:49I mean, no matter what.
01:14:50Tell me again.
01:14:56Oh my God!
01:14:57You...
01:14:58You're fucking with me!
01:14:59Again!
01:15:00Oh!
01:15:00It worked!
01:15:01You know what?
01:15:03You...
01:15:04You know you have a problem?
01:15:05You have a series of problems.
01:15:06You're disturbed.
01:15:08Um...
01:15:08I just saved your marriage.
01:15:09So you're welcome.
01:15:10Please, you don't even believe in marriage.
01:15:12No, just because I think monogamy is a fundamentally flawed and antiquated construct doesn't mean it's bullshit for everyone.
01:15:19You have to go pick up your... offspring.
01:15:23Hey, is this room on your credit card?
01:15:25Yeah, why?
01:15:26Great.
01:15:27I'm gonna order room service.
01:15:30Oh, hey.
01:15:31Hey, psst.
01:15:32Huh?
01:15:33Happy anniversary.
01:15:37Oh, shit.
01:15:39Right.
01:16:16Josh?
01:16:18Josh?
01:16:28Get quiet.
01:16:33Joe?
01:16:33Tim, why don't you shut your eyes off?
01:16:34It wasn't, you know?
01:16:54Wendy, what the fuck?
01:16:58Where's Josh?
01:16:59I'm sorry, I just, I didn't mean to trick you.
01:17:02I just didn't know how else to get you alone.
01:17:03I needed to talk to you.
01:17:05Now? In a motel?
01:17:07Well, you said you'd never had sex on a swing before, right?
01:17:14Oh my God, Jesus.
01:17:15That I, Wendy, I was just, like, spitballing.
01:17:21You had said you wanted to try a swing,
01:17:24and Josh had never done that for you,
01:17:27and I think, I think things between you are broken.
01:17:30Actually, my relationship with Josh
01:17:33is the only thing that isn't broken.
01:17:36Wendy, I'm so sorry
01:17:38for fucking everything up between us, okay?
01:17:41I'm really sorry.
01:17:42You came alive that night, and you woke me up,
01:17:45and I know you felt something, too.
01:17:47Just give me one more chance.
01:17:49I didn't, I was faking.
01:17:52I'm sorry.
01:17:53I didn't.
01:17:54And we already tried that,
01:17:56and look where it got us.
01:17:57Look at this.
01:17:57This is weird.
01:18:00Okay, so, fine.
01:18:02So you just want to make out a little, or?
01:18:04No!
01:18:04No!
01:18:05Well, what about the sex swing?
01:18:09You have no idea how hard it was
01:18:10for me to put up that thing.
01:18:12I don't, I don't want to make out.
01:18:14I don't want to have sex on the sex swing.
01:18:16Oh, I just want,
01:18:17I just want to erase everything
01:18:20and have my friend back.
01:18:22Okay?
01:18:24Can I please have my friend back?
01:18:25Like, without the sex stuff.
01:18:28Please.
01:18:32Yes, you can have your friend back.
01:18:36You know, it was maybe once in a while.
01:18:39Down the road.
01:18:41We're really drunk sometime in the vibe, is right?
01:18:44No, no.
01:18:45Not gonna happen.
01:18:46Not gonna happen.
01:18:50If I go to leave,
01:18:52you promise you're not gonna punch me in the throat?
01:18:55Yeah, I promise I will not punch you in the throat.
01:19:00To really push.
01:19:02Tricky one.
01:19:15Dawn!
01:19:18Gracie!
01:19:25Daddy!
01:19:26Hey!
01:19:27Happy anniversary!
01:19:29Were you surprised?
01:19:30Yes, I was surprised.
01:19:31Where's Mommy?
01:19:33That's, I'm gonna tell you in one sec.
01:19:37So just hold, hold on.
01:19:39Wow, Arthur.
01:19:41Worth a surprise.
01:19:43Well, I thought it'd be good for you guys to come back here.
01:19:46Old memories.
01:19:49So, where's my Emma?
01:19:53Right, I will get to that.
01:19:55Hi, everybody!
01:19:56Hi!
01:19:57Thank you for being here.
01:19:59Oh, hello.
01:20:01Oh, that seems unnecessary.
01:20:04Um, so it's really, uh, it's unexpected to see you all here.
01:20:09This is, uh, it's been a long time since I've been in this room, and, um, you know, seeing all
01:20:14your familiar faces here, it's weird.
01:20:16It's like, because it's out of context.
01:20:18Dad?
01:20:19Yeah?
01:20:20You're being super awkward.
01:20:23Yep.
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:24Seriously, where's Mom?
01:20:27Mom.
01:20:28Where's Mom?
01:20:29Mom.
01:20:30So I bet you're all wondering where Emma is.
01:20:33Funny story.
01:20:39You know how sometimes when you wake up, right?
01:20:43So Emma, so this is, this is a good one.
01:20:47So when Emma, well, she wakes up, and, I, look, she's here.
01:20:56She just pulled up.
01:20:57I'll grab her.
01:20:58Everybody, wait, here.
01:20:59Oh, good time.
01:21:02Mom's here.
01:21:02Party begins.
01:21:03Yay!
01:21:10Hey.
01:21:10Hey.
01:21:11I went by the house to pick you up.
01:21:13I know, it's a long story.
01:21:15I'll tell you later.
01:21:16Okay.
01:21:17Mom.
01:21:19Wendy told me that all our friends and family are in there.
01:21:23I guess you were right about my dad's big plan.
01:21:28I have to tell you something.
01:21:31I made out with Kelly last night.
01:21:37I might have touched her boobs a little.
01:21:41different Kelly.
01:21:42Oh, but I only did it because I thought that you slept with Marlon.
01:21:46I didn't sleep with Marlon.
01:21:48Yeah.
01:21:49I know.
01:21:50I know.
01:21:50I know that now.
01:21:52Of course you didn't sleep with Marlon.
01:21:55Idiot.
01:22:00I'm so sorry.
01:22:01Just shut up.
01:22:02I love you.
01:22:09We really messed things up there, didn't we?
01:22:12That was all crazy.
01:22:13We saw my parents having group sex.
01:22:17That's a metaphor.
01:22:18Yeah.
01:22:18The sex club that we went to.
01:22:21That weird room.
01:22:23Oh my God.
01:22:23That was so weird.
01:22:24The bunny lady.
01:22:25Yes.
01:22:26And those horse guys.
01:22:28Oh, yeah.
01:22:28Oh, by the way, they're here.
01:22:31Your dad must do.
01:22:33For the love of God, why is no one turning this off?
01:22:36Do you know where we are?
01:22:38Yeah.
01:22:39This is the exact spot.
01:22:42This is the spot.
01:22:42Oh, God.
01:22:43Yeah, it was disco night.
01:22:46Mm-hmm.
01:22:46I was so...
01:22:47You went back to your cabin.
01:22:49You were walking back.
01:22:50And then you tapped me on the shoulder, and I turned around, and you beamed in with this confidence.
01:23:07Martins.
01:23:09Twenties.
01:23:10God.
01:23:11We're not those people anymore.
01:23:14No.
01:23:16We're not.
01:23:18Mommy!
01:23:19Mommy!
01:23:20Hey, you guys!
01:23:23Oh!
01:23:29Oh!
01:23:31Oh!
01:23:32Oh!
01:23:34All right.
01:23:34Just go.
01:23:35Let's go.
01:23:35We're waiting.
01:23:36Come on.
01:23:36Guys.
01:23:38Daddy, can you just stop saying that words, because we can hear everything you say.
01:23:43Oh, dear.
01:23:44That, no, that's not, that's not good.
01:23:47What's a sex club?
01:23:48What's a sex club?
01:23:50What's a sex club?
01:23:51What's a sex club?
01:23:52What's a sex club?
01:23:53What's a sex club?
01:23:53What's a sex club?
01:23:53What's a sex club?
01:23:53What's a sex club?
01:23:53What's a sex club?
01:23:53What's a sex club?
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