The Boys - Season 5 Episode 8 | Engsub
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00:00:07Scorched Earth, shock and awe, blood and bone, and in the end, only one of us left standing.
00:00:24To fucking Roy.
00:00:32Easter is just around the corner.
00:00:34How perfect would it be for your second coming to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
00:00:39You got the president killed.
00:00:40I didn't have a choice.
00:00:41It's over.
00:00:42You will never hear from me ever again.
00:00:45She's using you!
00:00:46You shut the fuck up!
00:00:47You're coming as a woman who picked up my bank.
00:00:50You step one foot in the water anywhere.
00:00:52We're gonna kill you!
00:00:54Why would Holander be bringing together the world's most dangerous psychics?
00:00:58Literal thawperies.
00:00:59There is no room for heresy.
00:01:01I really did care.
00:01:03I was just like you.
00:01:04Be the annoying, goody-two-shoes asshole that you are.
00:01:07What do you want?
00:01:08Your help?
00:01:09You see, Billy had no conscience.
00:01:11He will ask you to pull him back.
00:01:14But the truth of the matter is, is you are fucked when you get in his way.
00:01:17Because anyone who's ever loved you, you end up getting them killed, don't you?
00:01:20I set the Doppler system on the roof to detect unexplained objects.
00:01:26Thredgy!
00:01:27Thredgy!
00:01:28Thank you for saving me.
00:01:30Munker.
00:01:30You save me?
00:01:34No.
00:01:34No.
00:01:35No.
00:01:35No.
00:02:08I, Serge Emilien LaSante, being of unsound mind and haggard body, declare this my last
00:02:16will and testament, though I have no worldly possessions to bequeath, that as I composed
00:02:21this letter on cardstock smuggled into the freedom camp within the anus of a rotund guard
00:02:29with colitis named Burt, I am reminded that I do have something to give you, the knowledge
00:02:36that I have seen each and every one of your assholes.
00:02:39Excuse me?
00:02:42It says what it says.
00:02:44Um, Butcher, I installed the toilet cam once purely for science, long story, and it inadvertently
00:02:51captured yours.
00:02:52Huey and M.M., as we were bent over and searched for contraband in the camp, Annie, I accidentally
00:02:58walked in on you and Huey, plumbing each other's depths, but you did not notice me.
00:03:03I, I am, I'm just gonna skip ahead.
00:03:05Yeah, if that's a good idea.
00:03:06Some refer to it as a mud dungeon chestnut balloon knot.
00:03:11Okay.
00:03:13All right, he drew, he drew sketches.
00:03:15This is mostly asshole related, but, um, okay, yeah, I think he's getting to his point, um,
00:03:20we've been through so much together.
00:03:23The best and worst of times.
00:03:25And I've become closer to all of you than my own blood.
00:03:30So close that I've seen all your assholes.
00:03:34And that, to me, is a true mark of family.
00:03:38You are my family.
00:03:39I cannot know if I will have wiped my own slate clean enough to enter the kingdom of heaven,
00:03:44but fear not, I am at peace, because for a moment I knew heaven on earth.
00:03:52I am at peace.
00:03:52In your arms, Monka.
00:04:16In your arms, Monka.
00:04:18I am at peace.
00:04:19Because the ones strong enough to change the world are the ones who usually do.
00:04:24Easter Sunday, 4pm, live from the White House.
00:04:29Homelander reboots the universe.
00:04:32Streaming on Thoughtbook, Thought 2.
00:04:41It's all right.
00:04:44not here to hurt you you mean like last time look at you no harm done how'd you find me
00:04:52crime analytics got wind of a young man flying outside culverade tends to draw attention i don't
00:05:00want your help i know you made that very clear but you're also the son of god and you should
00:05:08not be
00:05:08sleeping in a barn you can have a whole floor of the tower do what you want with it come
00:05:13and go as
00:05:14you please i don't want to be anywhere near you everything is different now i've ascended
00:05:24i'm immortal then why do you give a shit about what happens to me because we're family
00:05:28we have the same blood pumping through our veins yeah well you got your shitty racist dad
00:05:32so you don't need me oh soldier boy doesn't matter you and i that's all that matters
00:05:44i know you because i am you
00:05:50and you're me
00:05:57dad
00:06:05get fucked
00:06:08i am nothing like you you were already the most powerful person on earth and you were a lonely
00:06:15miserable piece of fucking shit throwing tantrums when you think of what you want
00:06:22why the fuck would more power make you any better it's just gonna make you an even more lonely
00:06:29miserable piece of shit scaring people into calling you god
00:06:36doesn't make you god
00:06:41and deep down you know that
00:06:49it's okay
00:06:57it's okay
00:06:58you don't know what's going on
00:07:00it's okay
00:07:08but you will
00:07:14she won't talk or she can't talk
00:07:17i don't know
00:07:19that girl's got a real uh i'm gonna rip your arm off and fist you with that energy
00:07:23she's been through a lot
00:07:27what's sage saying is there any sign the experiments worked
00:07:30nope
00:07:31which means frenchy died for nothing
00:07:36all right when you get to where you're going make sure you change that dress now
00:07:39okay
00:07:41when are we leaving
00:07:45it's a good question
00:07:46i told you we're not running
00:07:48i'm not asking you to run
00:07:50i'm asking you to save these people
00:07:52save them from the guy who's hogged they were drooling to suck literally yesterday
00:07:56i have a home later as a weird dick
00:07:59we can do more
00:08:00we want to do more
00:08:01saving these people is the best any of us can do
00:08:04just get them to canada
00:08:06hook up with the rest of your team and keep helping people one at a time
00:08:09while you die on some suicide mission
00:08:13do you even have a plan
00:08:14i mean suicide versus canada through a horse race
00:08:17am i right
00:08:19gotcha
00:08:20ernest o'clock
00:08:21i'll fuck myself right out
00:08:25when i joined the seven i was so excited to meet queen mave but never meet your heroes
00:08:36she was bitter she was checked out and she just she gave away so many parts of herself there was
00:08:42nothing left
00:08:43and i was such an annoying little shit just running around saying there's always something worth fighting for
00:08:51i swore i swore to myself i would never let that happen to me
00:08:57but it did
00:09:00not anymore
00:09:04i'm not on a suicide trip
00:09:06it's not a lost cause
00:09:07it's not even about winning
00:09:09it's
00:09:10it's about keeping the light burning as long as we fucking can
00:09:18so thank you for being my annoying little shit
00:09:26i don't know about never meet your heroes by the way
00:09:32it worked out okay for me
00:09:54happy anniversary mr first gentleman
00:09:59i had a custom made from turbine grade titanium
00:10:05the straps are reinforced ballistic kevlar
00:10:08no matter how much i defile you
00:10:11this one will never explode
00:10:15oh baby
00:10:18i lucked out when i arranged marrying you
00:10:30you need more time
00:10:31ain't enough time in the world for that one
00:10:33what's the problem
00:10:35oh don't get me wrong i am honored
00:10:38to be writing homelander's speech heralding
00:10:40the coming of our new lord
00:10:44what
00:10:45i guess i just didn't expect
00:10:47so many people would
00:10:51doubt
00:10:54homeland is godhood
00:10:57do you still have that 95 chateau margot
00:11:00the one you took from that pedo priest at immaculate conception
00:11:05let's crack it open
00:11:06great idea
00:11:13look i know you're pissed at me
00:11:15but i really need you right now
00:11:17what is he thinking
00:11:20if i press him will he flip on homelander
00:11:25oh for fuck's sake is this the eighth grade
00:11:33so all those people who are gonna doubt
00:11:35what if you did something about it
00:11:37what do you mean
00:11:40i think you know
00:11:41no i don't
00:11:43well
00:11:55i just mean how can we help homelander
00:11:58make the world believe
00:12:00i ponder that every day
00:12:14yum
00:12:27when i was a little girl
00:12:28when i was a little girl i had this dog peaches
00:12:29she died
00:12:30i was riding the school bus
00:12:32that ran her over
00:12:34so messy
00:12:37and i carried her collar with me
00:12:38for weeks
00:12:39you know anything to remind me of the pet i love so much
00:12:44that's what you're doing
00:12:45yeah
00:12:47you let everyone think that you were the stray that frenchie took you in
00:12:50when you know it was really the other way around
00:12:53he was your pet
00:12:55your lap dog really
00:12:57yeah you strung him along
00:12:58but you kept his leash tight
00:13:00because you loved using him
00:13:02oh you got off
00:13:03on his devotion
00:13:04and just when it looked like he might move on with someone else
00:13:08you finally fucked him
00:13:11anything
00:13:12to keep him from being happy
00:13:15when he would have done anything for you
00:13:18even throw his life away
00:13:25and you let him
00:13:27you wanted him to do it
00:13:43oi oi
00:13:44easy does it
00:13:45listen to me
00:13:46soldier boy has to be fucking fuming
00:13:48for his blast to work
00:13:49alright
00:13:49i thought you might be the same
00:13:51so we spilt a bit of tea on you
00:13:53but it were nothing personal
00:13:54god's honest
00:13:55oh
00:13:56now
00:13:56forever
00:13:59farewell
00:14:00farewell the
00:14:01the
00:14:01the
00:14:02what
00:14:03fuck you on about
00:14:05othello
00:14:06i knew it by heart
00:14:07but now it's
00:14:08it's
00:14:10gone
00:14:11my brain was so
00:14:13loud
00:14:14and now
00:14:15it's
00:14:19it worked
00:14:20it worked
00:14:20i'm fucking
00:14:22stupid like you guys
00:14:28thank you
00:14:29thank you
00:14:36cool
00:14:37cool
00:14:38cool
00:14:39cool
00:14:39so
00:14:39we're all getting pretty radiated right now
00:14:42which
00:14:42is fun
00:14:44what matters
00:14:45is frenchie did it
00:14:47it works
00:14:48you know
00:14:49i did
00:14:51stuff
00:14:51too
00:14:52i mean i knew you'd make a bloody good weapon but never in my wildest then i think you'd be
00:14:57this good
00:14:57so what's the plan
00:14:59homelander's using easter to announce he's god almighty so we know where he'll be and when
00:15:03and if it's anything like that vod studio shit soon as he's done he's sick and his thought police on
00:15:08america
00:15:09and he's the people are gonna die so just to state the obvious we're talking about breaking into the white
00:15:15house
00:15:15yeah
00:15:16and we have to assume homelander knows we're coming
00:15:18i got it
00:15:18you wear disguises
00:15:19you dress up like those those soldiers with the the furry hats
00:15:25shit
00:15:25that's england
00:15:27ignore me
00:15:28and how do we get in
00:15:30underground tunnel
00:15:31the after books one that jfk used to shake maryland
00:15:34we have to imagine the secret presidential fuck tunnels must be pretty secure
00:15:38true
00:15:39but i still got the blueprints from last year when we did protection for singer
00:15:42every door code every entrance smart so how about it you loan
00:15:49one last go
00:16:03i'll take that as a yes
00:16:05fuck no
00:16:06y'all are dumb as fucking shit
00:16:10homelander's gonna kill you and he'll find me so the rest of the time i got
00:16:16i'm going to harry potter world in orlando
00:16:19who's with me
00:16:23wands up bitches
00:16:25sage out
00:16:41i'm a disruptor i disrupt
00:16:44and i was thinking why can't starlighters work in my factory as non-compensated employees
00:16:51so slaves
00:16:53homelander glad you're here
00:16:54i'd love to bend your ear about white fertility rates
00:16:57oh why don't you wait for us in the garden we just need a moment right right this way
00:17:03who the fuck is that
00:17:04gunter van ellis world's richest man
00:17:07seventeen children
00:17:09amateur astronaut
00:17:10so
00:17:11well he represents a consortium of billionaires and they have a few requests
00:17:15i don't have time for this
00:17:16well they are the ruling class of america
00:17:19to build your church we'll need their support
00:17:26is he a believer
00:17:28or any of them
00:17:30or are they just scared of me
00:17:31even thomas doubted
00:17:33with enough time
00:17:34the
00:17:35gentlest water can wear down any stone
00:17:38patience
00:17:39wherever you're going get there faster
00:17:41i believe we should
00:17:42consider postponing
00:17:43out of the question
00:17:45you saw butcher's lab
00:17:46if he managed to figure out soldier boy's blast
00:17:49if there were even the slightest chance that he might render you powerless
00:17:52you think i'm afraid of william butcher
00:17:54no no of course not
00:17:56of course not
00:17:57we've taken the necessary precautions
00:17:59we moved to the venue here
00:18:00we just don't want any distractions
00:18:02on your blessed day
00:18:04and it will give me more time to do what i do best
00:18:08convert more souls to your righteous banner
00:18:11your eminence
00:18:15not now deep
00:18:16not your call prophet brohammad
00:18:17look you don't need the seven anymore
00:18:19genius move as always
00:18:21but i've been thinking
00:18:22what you do need is a crusader
00:18:24yeah like one of those yoke knights from the olden days
00:18:26crack some skulls
00:18:28lay down your holy law
00:18:30where did you learn about the crusades
00:18:31um the bible ever heard of it
00:18:33it's not in the bible
00:18:34uh let me guess indiana jones
00:18:37what no robin hood prince of thieves
00:18:40that's not a documentary
00:18:41no shit sherlock
00:18:47what did you
00:18:48he's an astronaut i took him to space
00:18:51now
00:18:51listen to me
00:18:52i don't need anyone anymore
00:18:54i don't need billionaires
00:18:55i couldn't agree more sir
00:18:56and i don't need perverted fish fuckers who debase themselves endlessly for mere drops of my affection
00:19:04is that what you think of me
00:19:05since the day we met
00:19:08i have never had less respect for anyone in my life
00:19:13in fact kevin
00:19:14the only reason that i haven't fucking killed you
00:19:19is that i want you to feel
00:19:21deep in your heart
00:19:23how truly worthless you really are
00:19:31are the psychics in place
00:19:34nationwide
00:19:35good
00:19:37the second the live broadcast is over
00:19:40i want the wheat separated from the chaff
00:19:43those
00:19:43that don't accept my truth
00:19:45won't be the first to burn
00:19:47in my holy fire
00:19:50smile father
00:19:52one way or another
00:19:54it's gonna be a beautiful day
00:20:18that can be come
00:20:20butcher's wrong
00:20:22you are not
00:20:23just a weapon
00:20:27from the start
00:20:28frenchie
00:20:28saw who you were
00:20:30and because he saw it
00:20:32we saw it
00:20:34just because he's gone
00:20:36doesn't mean all that's gone too
00:20:40all right
00:20:41this should be a bit of a fucking laugh
00:20:43come on in
00:21:06you know what would be super fucking helpful right now
00:21:09is if you would talk to me bitch
00:21:10what was that
00:21:14nothing
00:21:15i'm just super psyched to hear your speech babe
00:21:17i'm sure you crushed it
00:21:19we're live in five
00:21:22four
00:21:23three
00:21:28my fellow americans
00:21:34happy easter
00:21:36a day commemorating jesus who as we all know was tortured stripped of his dignity
00:21:42and killed
00:21:43and that's all well and good
00:21:45but
00:21:46you're americans
00:21:48you deserve a god who doesn't die
00:21:51a god who fights back
00:21:53a god
00:21:54you can believe in
00:21:56well
00:21:57today
00:21:59i bring you good news
00:22:01recently
00:22:03i was visited by
00:22:05an exquisite angel
00:22:07bearing the gift of revelation
00:22:10ooh
00:22:11yep
00:22:11smells exactly how i thought a secret fuck tunnel would smell
00:22:14as i bathed in her light
00:22:16her heavenly lips spilled sweet truth into my ear
00:22:20and i was awakened
00:22:22to my true purpose
00:22:24not just to be the world's greatest hero
00:22:27but
00:22:28to save
00:22:29all humanity
00:22:31to be
00:22:35the second
00:22:36coming
00:22:39but in a way really
00:22:40i'm
00:22:41the first
00:22:42coming
00:22:43america
00:22:46i am the lord
00:22:49your savior
00:22:53i am your god
00:22:55and as such
00:22:56i'm going to usher this world
00:22:58into a new golden dawn
00:23:00an age in which
00:23:02your god moves among you
00:23:03seen and heard
00:23:05your prayers are truly answered
00:23:07when you visit homelander.church
00:23:09and all i ask for in return
00:23:11and a president there is a threat on the building
00:23:13a small group has infiltrated the tunnels
00:23:15it's butchering his team
00:23:17don't worry
00:23:18we're ready
00:23:19take it to the secure facility
00:23:24hang about
00:23:26there weren't no door air on them blueprints
00:23:29nope
00:23:30that's new
00:23:34fuck
00:23:37fuck
00:23:38hey hey hey
00:23:39hey hey what's going on
00:23:40fucking sick dog whistle
00:23:58fuck
00:23:59fuck
00:23:59fuck
00:23:59my fucking life
00:24:02run a prison
00:24:26right go right
00:24:28fucking finally you judgmental cunt
00:24:32what's going on
00:24:36what's going on
00:24:38what's going on
00:24:39for you to flick your clips all day
00:24:40get out of there
00:24:59homelander's in the oval office
00:25:00good lead the way
00:25:01fuck no he would rip my tits out through my vag
00:25:05but i'm sure you'll be fine
00:25:09it's that way
00:25:11break a leg
00:25:21uh
00:25:22left
00:25:27proud of you
00:25:29proud of you bitch
00:25:29proud of you bitch
00:25:55you've been crying
00:26:01no starlight it was all a test yes the universe is rewarding me for my loyalty just like sean
00:26:07connery rewarded costner at the end of robbing a prince of thieves sweet jesus you're a moron
00:26:15i'm gonna kill you and then homeowner will finally see i got him keep going
00:26:37i just want butcher and the girl the rest of you can go in peace
00:26:45no no we don't have time you have to get kimiko to home letter before he fucks off
00:26:49i got this yeah now you're gonna manage that that is an ansel igs 300
00:26:57i mean you have your thing i have mine
00:27:08boy come on this way
00:27:14boy this shot is diabolical
00:27:30why are you doing this huh we're seeing your life for a man who wouldn't even piss on you if
00:27:35you
00:27:35are on fire i'm his right hand bro he'll piss on me whenever i want listen i know you're scared
00:27:41that's good shit deep kevin i can see it in your eyes homelander terrifies you but he sure as fuck
00:27:49doesn't respect you don't you want to be free of it of him
00:27:56i fucking mouth of yours this isn't about me of course it is i used to have it all
00:28:02you know power respect top 50 star meter on imdb pro but all the bad shit started when you showed
00:28:10up
00:28:10i lost everything you made those fucked up choices you ruined your own life you're not a fucking baby
00:28:17for once take some responsibility for yourself
00:28:23no
00:28:30fuck there's no way out
00:28:33fuck
00:28:35where's butcher
00:28:50i really need a new job
00:28:53i simply ask that you open your hearts and put your faith in me those who accept my truth will
00:29:00be
00:29:00welcomed into a land of milk and honey for i am your
00:29:13i am
00:29:14i am
00:29:19but no matter what i do some of you people will never accept me into your hearts
00:29:25never love me
00:29:27never believe in me
00:29:31never believe in me
00:29:35and those who seek to destroy me
00:29:36you will die
00:29:38you will die
00:29:39the most horrible of deaths
00:29:40as befits your wickedness
00:29:42my reign will last forever
00:29:45and when this world is cold
00:29:47and dead
00:29:48i shall remain
00:29:50eternal
00:29:53god of the ashes
00:29:55in a
00:30:03and a
00:30:04Once, daddy's home.
00:30:13William.
00:30:17I was starting to think you weren't going to hold up your end of our deal.
00:30:21Ah.
00:30:26Scotch d'oeuvre.
00:30:30Shame about the French one.
00:30:34How's your little science experiment going without him?
00:30:37Let's find out.
00:31:13Ah!
00:31:15Ah!
00:31:20Ah!
00:31:30Ah!
00:31:31Ah!
00:31:32Ah!
00:31:50Oh
00:31:52My god, oh my god, I said I'm so sorry. Oh fuck stay away from me
00:32:02Say her name
00:32:07I'm sorry
00:32:10Shit
00:32:40Varsakan
00:32:43No, no
00:32:45No, no
00:32:46No, no
00:33:02No
00:33:26You little piece of shit
00:33:41Everyone dies starting with you
00:33:54The fuck you waiting for now goddammit
00:34:10What is wrong?
00:34:11What is wrong?
00:34:28Why not?
00:34:56Why not?
00:34:59It has never been more girl
00:35:02It has always been yours
00:35:29Oh
00:35:29Oh
00:35:29No
00:35:32No
00:35:33Oh, my God.
00:36:11Oh, my God.
00:36:51Oh, my God.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:37:08Shock and all, my son.
00:37:14Blood and fucking bone.
00:37:36This is for Frenchie.
00:37:39Oh, my God.
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:47Oh, my God.
00:37:51Oh.
00:37:55Stop.
00:37:58You owe me all the times I could have killed you,
00:38:02and I didn't.
00:38:03I let you live.
00:38:06I'll give you thought.
00:38:08I'll give you thought.
00:38:11You can do whatever you want with it, okay?
00:38:14Okay. I'll...
00:38:16Becca! You want your wife back.
00:38:20I'll have a shapeshifter. Be her.
00:38:24Just tell me.
00:38:26I'll fucking suck your dick, please.
00:38:28I'll do anything.
00:38:30You want me to eat shit, Ollie?
00:38:31You fucking shit.
00:38:33I'll eat your fucking shit, Ollie.
00:38:35I'll eat your fucking shit, Ollie.
00:38:38What is this?
00:38:43Madeline, you promised me.
00:38:45It's not me.
00:38:48You can't fucking do this.
00:38:50You can't fucking do this.
00:38:52I am the homeland.
00:38:56No.
00:38:58No, you ain't nothing.
00:39:02And this...
00:39:05This is for my Becca.
00:39:07No. No.
00:39:10No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
00:39:23No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
00:39:23No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
00:39:23No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
00:39:25No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
00:39:27No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No
00:39:43I don't know.
00:40:29I got you, kid.
00:40:33Easy.
00:40:34All right?
00:40:39Just take it easy.
00:41:09I don't know.
00:41:10Confirmed that the shocking footage out of the White House is legitimate.
00:41:14Homelander, the world's most prominent superhero, was killed today after proclaiming himself a so-called god.
00:41:25And Homelander was deeply unwell.
00:41:28I would like to thank the brave men and women of the CIA who, on my direct orders, dealt with
00:41:33this terrifying threat to democracy.
00:41:35And to those of you speculating, I want to say no.
00:41:40I am not going to resign.
00:41:42I did absolutely nothing wrong.
00:41:44That was former President Ashley Barrett, who, by an unprecedented unanimous vote in Congress, was impeached this afternoon and immediately
00:41:53removed from office.
00:41:54So ends the scandal-plagued tenure of America's first female president.
00:42:00Here you go.
00:42:03My brother.
00:42:05Oh, nice one.
00:42:07Ooh.
00:42:08Can I try that?
00:42:09You did good today, kid.
00:42:11Here you go.
00:42:13I just wish Frenchy could have seen you.
00:42:18He did.
00:42:22Oh, it tastes like dirty cock.
00:42:27Is this so rich men can taste dirty cock?
00:42:44Listen, mate, huh?
00:42:49There ain't nothing I can say to to make this any easier.
00:42:54But you've done what you had to do.
00:42:56Well, you've done the right thing, Ryan.
00:43:06Anyway.
00:43:08We can put all this shite behind us now.
00:43:11We ain't got no powers no more.
00:43:13We're just ordinary blokes.
00:43:17They can find somewhere quiet.
00:43:20Start again.
00:43:21Just you, me, and Terra.
00:43:24I reckon your mum would like that.
00:43:30I know what my dad was.
00:43:33And it's better that he's gone.
00:43:37But you're not a good person, either.
00:43:42I didn't choose you over him.
00:43:47I chose myself.
00:43:50I'm sorry, but I don't want a fresh start with you.
00:43:55I want this to be the end.
00:43:57I want this to be the end.
00:44:26Yeah.
00:44:32So...
00:44:34I...
00:44:44I don't know what it is.
00:44:46I don't know what it is, don't you care to me.
00:44:47I don't have to do that with the back of her.
00:44:52Tyra?
00:44:53Shh.
00:45:25for too long the worst behavior of superheroes has gone unchecked if my months of imprisonment
00:45:31at homelander's hand has taught me anything it's the need for a complete rethinking of our
00:45:37relationship with superheroes that's why i've agreed to return to vaught as its interim ceo
00:45:45is just what our shareholders need in a time of crisis to start the process of rebuilding
00:45:51i believe vaught's greatest most profitable days are ahead of it it's time for vaught to do some
00:45:58listening hey butcher i
00:46:16sorry buddy
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00:58:11vaut
00:58:11is a clusterfuck
00:58:12right now
00:58:12all those
00:58:13beat up
00:58:14nut jobs
00:58:15they cooked up
00:58:15are running loose
00:58:16doing god knows what
00:58:17so we're putting the bureau of soup affairs back on its feet
00:58:21we need someone to run it
00:58:22so what do you say son
00:58:24you'll be reporting directly to me
00:58:26that's
00:58:27wow
00:58:28that's uh
00:58:30that's an honor sir
00:58:31it's just um
00:58:34no thank you
00:58:35no thank you
00:58:37I really appreciate the offer
00:58:39it's just I actually have my own
00:58:41startup venture
00:58:42I'm working on
00:58:43fucking private sector
00:58:46offer stands if you change your mind
00:58:55okay
00:58:56got you ginger beer
00:58:59ginger candies
00:59:01and
00:59:03saltines
00:59:04saltines
00:59:04give me the saltines
00:59:05so
00:59:06what'd I miss?
00:59:09I puked
00:59:09um
00:59:10and then I had to pee
00:59:11but I got there a little bit too late
00:59:13and then I puked again
00:59:14and then
00:59:15my mom called
00:59:16and I assume
00:59:17that was the worst part
00:59:18she spent 30 minutes straight
00:59:20just bitching about us not getting married
00:59:21look
00:59:21we can go down to the courthouse
00:59:23right now
00:59:24if that's what you really want
00:59:25no
00:59:25no I can't
00:59:26because these are the only shoes that fit me
00:59:30hey
00:59:32I would
00:59:33100%
00:59:34marry you in those
00:59:41there's construction on the parkway
00:59:42backup's gonna be a minute
00:59:43you feeling up to it?
00:59:45yeah
00:59:46but I'm not changing my shoes
00:59:56take care of your mom Robin
01:00:00sing us a song
01:00:03you're the piano man
01:00:04sing us a song tonight
01:00:08well we're all in the mood
01:00:10for a melody
01:00:12and you've got us feeling alright
01:00:35she says
01:00:36I'm okay
01:00:37I'm alright
01:00:40don't you have gone
01:00:42from my life
01:00:44you said that it would
01:00:47now everything should
01:00:49be alright
01:00:53she says
01:00:55I'm okay
01:00:56I'm alright
01:00:58don't you have gone
01:01:01from my life
01:01:03you said that it would
01:01:05now everything should
01:01:07be alright
01:01:11yeah
01:01:12it should be alright
01:01:32I'm okay
01:01:33I'm okay
01:01:40I'm out
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