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Off Campus Ep 1
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01:30No, I'm sorry.
01:31No, I'm sorry.
02:01I can't.
02:02I need this for my major.
02:03Relax.
02:04Sure.
02:04Your coach will be missed.
02:05What do you create with your grading system?
02:08Jocks.
02:08So pretty.
02:10So entitled.
02:11Aren't you above stereotypes?
02:12Babe, I'm trying to be below with those stereotypes.
02:15I'm a little bit behind.
02:21No, I'm just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
02:27You can learn from your next assignment.
02:29Oral presentations.
02:30Okay.
02:31Yeah, definitely drop me.
02:34Perfect.
02:35I have a D.
02:36So, how'd you do?
02:39Yeah, I'm good.
02:39Girl.
02:40Really?
02:41Yeah.
02:41I wrote in like an hour or so.
02:44Fucking hell.
02:45You aced it.
02:46I mean, that show me.
02:48Do you mind?
02:48What?
02:49No.
02:50Only you get to look at things you should.
02:52Okay.
02:53Well, we got that covered.
02:53I mean, we want to hire the gases to what we will be discussing today.
03:00There goes your man in crazy dream, boy.
03:01Stop.
03:01Justin Cole's not my anything.
03:03It's not too late.
03:04It's not too late.
03:05You are intolerable.
03:07Did you do it?
03:07Did you talk to Justin Cole?
03:08No.
03:09No, she's too busy.
03:09Hiding wistfully from a thought.
03:11He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
03:12Am I supposed to just bling myself on him?
03:13Yes.
03:14Hold on.
03:14I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
03:16You love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
03:18Hold on.
03:19So on Jake's at five, you're on at nine.
03:20Okay, eight words.
03:20Ever.
03:21Hey, Mona.
03:23Who's Mona?
03:24Hey.
03:27I'm not Mona.
03:28It is an M, though, right?
03:29Not even close.
03:30What do you want, Garrett Graham?
03:32Pedals to walk on?
03:33Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
03:35is literally falling apart.
03:38So, uh, I failed that paper.
03:39Sounds like a lot of people did.
03:41And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
03:45Is there a question in there?
03:46There's a question.
03:47I don't think I heard a question now.
03:49You guys are late for seeing study.
03:50All right, go on.
03:50See you at dinner.
03:52Bye, Mona.
03:53I need your help.
03:55Wow.
03:56What?
03:56No, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't
04:00do that, so.
04:01Okay.
04:01Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that don't fail spectacularly?
04:05Better.
04:06Good.
04:07No.
04:08Come on.
04:09Do me a solid.
04:09I mean, you kind of owe me it for that sneak peek.
04:11That was an honest mistake.
04:12Was it?
04:13I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money to review you guys, so.
04:15Okay, I'll start for life.
04:16If anything, you will leave.
04:18Well, I have to ace the world presentation or I can't play.
04:20Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
04:23Find another tutor dude.
04:28I have to ace the world.
04:38I have my own priorities.
04:51I have my own priorities.
04:52I have my own priorities.
04:53I have my own priorities.
04:53I don't want shit.
04:54I don't need to taste that bad.
04:56I don't want to go to my boys because I'm rich.
04:59Oh, shit.
05:25Hey, you wanted to talk to me?
05:26If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a short bit.
05:31Oh, you have your bad news face.
05:35It's your scholarship.
05:37It's not happening this year.
05:39What?
05:39Budget cuts.
05:40Don't even get me started.
05:41No, we're three weeks into the semester.
05:43How can...
05:44No, no, they can't.
05:45No.
05:45We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
05:47They can help.
05:48No, they're just going to give me another work study job.
05:50I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:53Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:54Don't stop breathing.
05:55You need air to process and live.
05:58Yeah, I also need money.
05:59Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
06:01Another classical composition scholarship?
06:05I could switch concentrations.
06:07Performance?
06:07Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
06:10And there's no money in classical.
06:12Jazz, jazz.
06:13I could write jazz.
06:14Even less money.
06:15Right?
06:16What do I do?
06:17Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to do this.
06:20Hey, Hannah.
06:21We're going to get through it, okay?
06:26I could write pop.
06:27First place comes with a scholarship, right?
06:29Right, but...
06:30You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
06:32And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
06:37And you were worried outstanding.
06:38It's true.
06:39Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
06:44Yeah, see?
06:44Yeah, I can totally pop.
06:45How hard can it be?
06:46Really famous last words.
06:47Because the competition, it's pretty steep.
06:49No, I can do this.
06:51I will do this.
06:54Okay.
06:55Bring some ideas into class.
06:57We'll talk.
06:57Okay.
07:06Dean!
07:09Dean!
07:13Do not give me the silent treatment.
07:15He's taking the world's longest shower.
07:17Still.
07:17At least the door's shut this time.
07:19Logan!
07:21Train's clogged again.
07:22No shit.
07:22Finish your fucking shower.
07:23I'll come fix it.
07:25Dean!
07:26Come help with the case.
07:27Told you.
07:28I'll be right down.
07:29Can't believe!
07:32You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
07:34It's all good.
07:34You sure will!
07:35Never mind.
07:36Forget I am.
07:39Baby, Garrett will help.
07:40Where the fuck is Garrett?
07:43Guys?
07:48Hey, what's up, man?
07:49What's up, dude?
07:51Hey.
07:53Go, Garrett!
07:54What's up, buddy?
07:55Go in for the camera.
07:56Get the phone out.
07:58Hey.
07:59Hey.
08:00Get in.
08:07Smells good, Tucker.
08:11Dean?
08:11Dean?
08:12Can't you see I'm cooking that?
08:14Say it, bro.
08:15Just fix the shower again.
08:17Give me one guess.
08:18Oh, jeez.
08:19Well, that could be any.
08:20Fuck, dude.
08:21It's obviously yours, bud.
08:22Look at me.
08:23What?
08:24Any shower sex is on it?
08:25What's the next time a drink gets clogged in this house?
08:26You can take it.
08:26Yeah, like, do you ever snake a drink?
08:28Have you ever snake a drink?
08:29I don't know what snake a drink is.
08:31Come back to us, right?
08:32Hey, what are these damey fucking sandwiches you make to talk to?
08:33It's our party.
08:34We need dippables.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:36Did you just...
08:36Yeah, you just said, uh, dippables?
08:38Dippables.
08:39Dippables.
08:39Dippables.
08:40Dippables.
08:41Dippables.
08:41Yeah, okay, okay.
08:42I'm good at all.
08:43I'm good at all.
08:44I'm good at all.
08:44But I'm good at all, man.
08:45I'm good at all.
08:47I'm good at all.
08:47This thing, too.
08:51There we go.
08:55Hey, can you play something for me, please?
08:57This is a glass of...
09:03Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
09:06Kendall?
09:07Grant?
09:10Roger, we go.
09:11One's my max.
09:13Like a four-day.
09:14Still strict?
09:16Are you also strict about non-alcoholic?
09:21Like what?
09:30I'm so in here like a bout in me.
09:34I don't know what you do for me.
09:38I'm so in here like a bout in me.
09:42It's a mirror just a play.
09:44So where are your pop show piece tour de force?
09:46Are we feeling vocal vibes?
09:48I don't know.
09:49I feel like I'm more to Taylor than a girl.
09:51You haven't thrown in heaven?
09:52I've thought I was to be a Taylor.
09:53Yes, I have.
09:54With who?
09:56Okay, fine.
09:57Sadly, you never have crushes.
09:58The fact that you are a gown bad for Justin Paul is totally a sign that he's special.
10:02So, hey, Taylor, do something about him.
10:12Have you seen him?
10:13He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
10:16Hi, just because he can play the guitar and he has a tiny tattoo doesn't make him some untouchable rock
10:20god.
10:21What do you want to do, Alex?
10:24I don't know.
10:24Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly or he's just not
10:30interested.
10:30And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
10:33Or maybe, or maybe, I'm not you, Ollie.
10:41I can't just find a husband day one of college.
10:43I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
10:45I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
10:48You did what?
10:49I don't want to talk about it.
10:49You saw Garrett Graham naked?
10:52What did he look like?
10:53He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
10:56I can't do this.
10:57Okay, I have an idea.
10:59Literally everyone's going to block my car in the aisle, including Justin, probably.
11:02It's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party.
11:03Well, I don't like parties.
11:05I'm lynching movies.
11:06No, I need to work on my showcase, huh?
11:08That's an excuse, if you know it.
11:10No, it's not.
11:10I want to present a demo in my closet next week.
11:12No, hold it all nighter.
11:13Stop spending a night at shows anyway.
11:15You'll have to place yourself.
11:16No, Hannah, I'm not letting you know it this time.
11:18If you want to be the tailor, you have to take the rest.
13:29Hey, but, you know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
13:32My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
13:35The whole team has practice, Garrett.
13:37Can't they sell lives?
13:38Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
13:41So you're special.
13:42That's not, no, I was just made captain.
13:44So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
13:48I can't lose focus.
13:49So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
13:52Well, I don't want that anymore.
13:54Hey, I want to be your girlfriend.
13:57Hey, I mean, like, what I mean is, what's my favorite band?
14:04My major.
14:05How do I like my coffee?
14:07What's my mother's name?
14:10Look, I don't know any of those answers about you either.
14:12So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL, or you've deluded yourself into thinking
14:18that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
14:19But, um, either way, you deserve better.
14:24Fuck you, Garrett.
14:30Yeah, fuck me.
14:41All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
14:43We're going to put a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
14:46He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
14:49Wow, really?
14:49Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity.
14:52But I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
14:54If you, that lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts.
15:00You can't imagine that you're not in a dance.
15:03I'm trying to suck.
15:05For me, I'm a hitter, baby.
15:08Come back, come back.
15:12Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:14Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:16Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:19No, I take him back.
15:20...and a thunder treat.
15:23...and a thunder treat.
15:25Oh, come on, come on.
15:28...and a thunder treat.
15:34...and a thunder treat.
15:39...and a thunder treat.
15:42We weren't dating.
15:43We kind of were.
15:44Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
15:46How it says?
15:47Hey!
15:48Matthew!
15:49Hey, okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
15:52You know, I don't have to take this time.
15:54I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
15:56Dean.
15:59He'll be ready in 30 minutes.
16:0130 minutes?
16:02Maybe an hour?
16:02That's ambitious.
16:03He gets a half hour.
16:04If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
16:05Thanks, sir.
16:06Thanks, sir.
16:09Is he done?
16:11Yeah.
16:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
16:17That's inevitable, right?
16:23Look, I know he can be a dick.
16:25He's more than a dick.
16:26Okay.
16:27But he's still your dad.
16:31All he cares about is hockey.
16:33You know, I only matter because I am him.
16:36I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
16:37Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two,
16:41spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian, and...
16:43Man, yeah, you're just like him.
16:45Hey.
16:47Your dad was great.
16:48Everybody knows it.
16:50But no one is expecting you to be him.
16:54He is.
16:55All my parents have expectations, gee.
16:58Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
17:01All right?
17:02But we're not doing this for them.
17:05We're doing this because we love it.
17:07All right?
17:13Deal.
17:15Thanks, man.
17:15Take a shower.
17:16It really should.
17:17It's all right.
17:38Hi, I'm not here.
17:39I can't pull an all-nighter in my room, I'll fall asleep.
17:42Fair enough.
17:43How's it coming?
17:44I have a melody.
17:45No lyrics, though.
17:46Well, that's great. That's, like, halfway done, right?
17:48No, not really.
17:49The lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
17:51That's why classical is easier.
17:52Dude, I have senior series, like, classical is not easier.
17:56Definitely is.
17:58Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
18:00Uh, not since high school.
18:02I'm coming back to you.
18:03I'm writing a break.
18:05Yeah, maybe.
18:06Hey.
18:08You're nice to meet you, friend, Hannah.
18:09You just started writing.
18:11These things take time, right?
18:14What if I can?
18:15Oh.
18:16What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
18:20next semester?
18:21You know, like, what if you're right?
18:23If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
18:27life and heartbreak.
18:28Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
18:30I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
18:32Someday.
18:33Maybe it'll be with Justin.
18:35Maybe it's someone else.
18:36I don't know.
18:37I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what
18:41it should be about.
18:42What did you write about in high school?
18:43What?
18:44You said you wrote in high school.
18:46What did you write about?
18:51Yeah?
18:53Nothing.
18:55It's dumb.
18:59Something will come to you, okay?
19:00Just get in time.
19:02Yeah.
19:04Hey, on curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up a lot today, right?
19:11Shit!
19:30There you are.
19:32Sorry, Bella.
19:32It's a long time.
19:33Being as young as I fucking used to be.
19:35I know.
19:36I can't handle this all on my own yet.
19:37No, no, I'm sorry.
19:38I'm sorry.
19:38Hey.
19:39Hey.
19:39Hey.
19:41Hey.
19:46Hey.
19:49Hi.
19:50Hi.
19:51Can I take a away order?
19:53Justin called?
19:54Yeah.
19:55No, I know who you are.
19:57You smell good, kind of.
19:59Your band is really good.
20:01Yeah, thanks.
20:03I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
20:05I work here, so I've heard you.
20:07Take it.
20:08The uniform.
20:09All right.
20:11Carried a watermelon.
20:13What?
20:15Dirty dancing.
20:16Jennifer Gray has this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
20:20Sorry, never mind.
20:21Obviously, I work here.
20:23Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
20:24Can I...
20:24Oh, my God.
20:25Yeah.
20:25Yeah, sorry.
20:26Yeah.
20:28Hi.
20:28Hey.
20:29Smooth.
20:30I carried a watermelon.
20:32Anyone ever told you that beef stomping is rude?
20:34Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
20:35It's a classic.
20:37I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
20:39Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
20:40He'll be right with you.
20:43You know how you shouldn't fawn over him?
20:44What?
20:44That guy.
20:45You're too available.
20:45Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
20:47That's a different scenario.
20:48I don't do girlfriends.
20:49They know there.
20:50Okay.
20:50Well, congratulations, Casanova.
20:51But I don't need your help.
20:52Refill.
20:53Yeah.
20:53Yeah.
20:55Thanks.
20:55What if I paid you?
20:57I was to take your dating advice.
20:58It's a tutor, me, nerd.
20:59You could just ask my name.
21:01Usually, girls just tell me.
21:03Come on.
21:04I'll pay you anything.
21:04You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
21:06So?
21:07So?
21:07I need to play.
21:08Why?
21:09Because you get off on beating people up?
21:10What?
21:11Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't adapt its players for fighting.
21:14It celebrates it.
21:15When a team is down and points an actual strategy is to pick a fight for morale.
21:20Sorry.
21:21Sure, you're not a bad guy.
21:22I just don't like hockey.
21:24Yeah.
21:26Yeah.
21:39Hey.
21:40Just talk to him.
21:41You're all right.
21:45Papa Graham.
21:46De Laurentiis.
21:47Green hit a McManus last week.
21:48Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
21:50You know, can I keep up my boy's back?
21:52I like it.
21:52Tucker, you're looking good out there.
21:54You're really finding a rhythm with the line.
21:55Thanks, Mr. Graham.
21:56We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
21:57Wouldn't miss it.
22:00Mr. Graham.
22:01Logan.
22:02Looking handsome as ever.
22:03You too, man.
22:04Good to see you.
22:06Oh.
22:10Saw that you made captain.
22:12About time.
22:14I'm a junior.
22:15Ah.
22:16Better late than never.
22:18Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or made me feel like I fucked up somehow?
22:21Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
22:24I'm not here to fight.
22:25Can we just go inside?
22:27No.
22:27No, thanks.
22:29Garrett.
22:29Dan.
22:30Fine.
22:32Cindy and I are getting married.
22:36You've been dating for like two seconds.
22:38Six months.
22:39That's not any better.
22:39Does she even fucking know you?
22:41Watch it.
22:41I don't have any time for this.
22:43We have a game today.
22:43I know.
22:44Eastwood.
22:44Our biggest rivals.
22:45She wants to meet you.
22:46Your timing is fucking shit.
22:47If you would just say anything.
22:48I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
22:50You told me your news.
22:51Congratulations.
22:51I'll see you at the wedding.
22:52I don't know.
22:53I don't know.
22:54Boy.
22:54Drew.
22:55Oh, I know.
22:56I'm staring at me.
22:57I'm in the lead.
22:58I'm breaking away.
22:59Please welcome your very own.
23:02Ryan.
23:04Oh.
23:07Oh.
23:23I can't wait to hear what y'all has to say about that.
23:28This game is a bigger player.
23:43I think they can play that mean physical game.
23:50Come on, bro.
23:51Get your head in here.
23:58Phil Grant's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the workout.
24:01You're making Daddy proud, Grant.
24:03Take a shit while I want to go.
24:05Fuck!
24:19I am curious to see what kind of player, Derek Grant,
24:22and I'll tell you what you're talking about.
24:23I can't fuck you with me, bitch.
24:28He said that.
24:29You know, Derek doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
24:31He also doesn't do the repeat hook-up thing.
24:32He's been cooking up since summer.
24:33Whatever.
24:34And honestly, he's playing with shit.
24:36Yo, Graham's playing with shit.
24:37I told you they're fucking losers.
24:39Let's hope they keep at it.
24:40We'll destroy them.
24:41Hell yeah.
24:42Let me get some of that, the lady.
24:43That's your problem.
24:52Let me get some of that.
24:52Let me get some of that.
24:54Let me get some of that.
25:24Let me get some of that.
25:27Hey, Derek!
25:29Hey, the game's not over!
25:33Sorry, Derek!
25:41How are you?
25:42How are you?
25:43How are you?
33:53Yeah?
34:23Well, it's nice to meet you.
37:39Oh, yeah?
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