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00:00Tonight
00:00I would give my left tit to go on this date
00:03Ok
00:04David's date goes off the rails
00:06Are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train?
00:09No
00:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:12PK has a shocker
00:14Have you ever kissed on the first date?
00:15I don't usually kiss on the first date
00:17Oh, shit
00:19And a massive plot twist
00:22Kerri Katona is back
00:24I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo
00:27I feel like I've been made love to
00:29Slow clap
00:30It's going a lot quicker than that, I think, bro
00:34As our celebs
00:35You never get spots, I never really get them, but I've got one under the skin
00:38Is this the flirting that they were training you to do?
00:40Go
00:41Have I got, like, a skin disease?
00:43It looks nice
00:45Dating
00:45Are you gonna find love?
00:47Well, that's the plan, to find the next person, really
00:49Are you?
00:49The next person
00:50The next person
01:00Welcome to Celebs Go Dating
01:02Today the agents are already in and prepping
01:05Because boy, oh boy, have we got a humdinger for you today
01:11What's that?
01:40Come on, Tom, tell them
01:41Yes
01:42They have a very unique lens to share of what it's actually like
01:46When a celebrity and a non-celebrity get together
01:49They're now approaching a year together
01:50And I think we're all very curious to know how it's working
01:53And to give us the insight on any challenges they may have had
01:57And how we can possibly help
01:58And then also coming in, earlier stages, but quite exciting
02:01Steven after his second date
02:04And then PK after a date
02:06So, they're going to have a lot to say, I'm quite sure
02:09Yeah, they've both got very different challenges
02:12Yes
02:13And Steven has been a slow burner
02:15And PK's a Brunson burner
02:17And that's why I love him
02:19Yes
02:20He's causing mayhem
02:22Oh, is someone gonna be getting a scolding from the old Brunson burner?
02:26Yes, yes
02:27P-Dog's going to be dishing out the heat today
02:32And we won't be waiting long, because here he is
02:35He was banned from Bumble
02:37It's PK Humble
02:40Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency
02:42Yes, PK
02:44Mr Humble
02:54How you been, Tom?
02:56I'm swell
02:58I'm swell, how are you?
02:59Good to see you
03:01Lovely to see you
03:02Good to see you
03:03That's a heady aroma
03:04Oh yeah, I just got a little something con
03:07That'll be the Link's lower body spray
03:09Coconut and sandalwood
03:11Ch-ch-ch
03:13Stings good
03:13You should be my wingman
03:15You should be my wingman, you know
03:15I should
03:16But I'm saying if you're my wingman and we're out
03:18I feel like I'll get even more girls
03:22I wouldn't bank on it
03:23The last time I used Tom as a wingman
03:24I ended up in the basement of a club called the Stink Bunker
03:27Sticky floors
03:29Well, I'm really excited to see PK because the last time I saw him I mean he was a total
03:34F-boy
03:35I literally said if I open a dictionary your face will be next to it PK
03:41Is he whistling?
03:43Yep, he's doing his old-fashioned policeman impression again
03:45Come on in
03:48Hello, hello, hello
03:49Hello
03:50Were you whistling out there?
03:52Yeah, I was
03:52Wow, just having a fantastic day
03:55Ooh, a sarcastic Dr T, I like it
03:58Hi
03:58It's sunny outside, hello
04:00On his last date with sheep farmer Ellen
04:02Hello
04:03Hello, hello, hello
04:04Hiya
04:05You alright?
04:06Despite a promising start
04:07You smell nice
04:08Thank you
04:09So do you
04:10Oh, do I, yeah?
04:11Yeah
04:11It wasn't long until PK whipped out his flirt
04:15Yeah, I do like that
04:16I do like that
04:18I want to share you
04:19And had everyone in the restaurant asking just what the flop was going on
04:22You're shaving the back part
04:24Right here?
04:25Yeah, and then you're going along the legs
04:27Okay
04:28I did try and do what you lot said
04:31I was very, very emotionally intelligent
04:35Not sure they're buying that PK
04:37But I just weren't that interested, that was the problem
04:39Were you physically attracted to her?
04:41I wasn't wild
04:42Alright, what do you think she thought of you?
04:45She probably thought I was attracted to her
04:48Why?
04:49Because I'm just naturally a flirt
04:50So I see, so you can't help it?
04:52Ah, flirting, no
04:54But I wouldn't say I led her on
04:55Mate, you roleplayed sheer in each other
04:58So we have feedback from Ellen
05:00Yeah
05:01Okay
05:01What did you like about PK?
05:03How confident he was?
05:05What did you not like about PK?
05:09I hope that his intentions aren't to just have a fling
05:14Mmm
05:14The biggest issue that I have with you on this date is you led her on
05:19Mhm, yeah
05:20So emotionally, she's now thinking there's something else
05:24But I feel like she's to blame as well here
05:27I feel like I'm getting too much of the blaming
05:29I think it's 50-50
05:30Now, if you are not clear about your intentions with someone
05:35And they misconstrue your intentions
05:40What kind of position does that put you in?
05:42A bad one
05:43A bad one
05:44That's why I'm always clear
05:45No, no, but see you weren't clear on this
05:47Now let me even push further
05:49Yeah
05:49This is just us talking
05:50You think as a black man
05:52Does that put you in an even further precarious situation?
05:56A hundred percent
05:56A hundred percent
05:58It is important for you to be crystal clear with your intentions
06:02You can't have anybody misconstrue anything about you
06:06Because you have greater liability
06:10I hear you
06:11That's fair
06:12Look, flirting can be harmless and fun
06:14But for PK, as a young black man, the stakes are different
06:18And I know this personally
06:20His behavior could be quickly misread and misinterpreted
06:25This is the reason why his communication needs to be incredibly clear
06:29When it comes to love and relationships
06:33I think you're a traditional player
06:36And I think until you accept the fact that you are a player
06:40You'll never change
06:41Brutal
06:43When I meet someone that I feel like I can give them that love
06:48Then I feel like I'll change a hundred percent
06:52I believe that when you are armed with the right information
06:55You will make the right decisions
06:57But I think you also need to have the right motivation
07:00To your point
07:01If I have the right person, I'll change
07:02I think you have to realize that what you're learning here is
07:06Is you are making yourself better to attract the right person
07:10So it's not like the right person shows up
07:12And then all of a sudden, boom
07:14You know, you're Superman out here
07:16It's you become Superman
07:22It's working, Paul
07:24It's working
07:29There you go
07:30There you go
07:31Are you ready?
07:33I'm feeling like I'm ready to be responsible
07:35It's just about finding that balance
07:37Of toning it down
07:38And not being too flirty
07:41Yeah, being mature about it
07:43This is good
07:44Thank you very much
07:45Alright, we'll see you
07:52You just like can't not like him
07:54Like he's so charming
07:56He's charming
07:57But I tell you what
07:58Doesn't it feel like work?
08:01Back downstairs
08:02Oh, look at him
08:03He's been standing like that for half an hour
08:05In desperate anticipation
08:07For the happy couple
08:09Well, let's not put it off any longer, people
08:11Cue the power ballad
08:14And here they are
08:16It's Kerry
08:16Ca-flipping-tona
08:18And her tiny little lover-man, Paolo
08:22Hi, Tom
08:23It's Kerry
08:24And Paolo
08:25Hi, Tom
08:26He's not in the box, Paola
08:31Oh, I didn't believe it
08:34Oh, no
08:36Come to me, Ben
08:38Come to me
08:38Oh, no
08:40Oh, it's so satisfying to have a couple
08:43Return to the agency arm-in-arm
08:45Shrouded in a cloak of affection
08:47It reminds one that Cupid does occasionally
08:51Find his target
08:53You have never looked more beautiful
08:56I think happiness is the world's greatest beautifier
08:59I think that's what it is
09:00It is
09:00It is
09:00It's the greatest medication in the world being happy in it
09:02Oh, my God
09:04Look at your countenances
09:06They're carved of mother of pearl
09:08I feel like we've lived a whole life since we've been here
09:11So much has happened, right?
09:13So much has happened
09:13Well, it's a whole year
09:15It's a long time
09:16And normally I'm married and divorced by now
09:21We're taking this on a bit slower out of love
09:23Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?
09:24So I'm doing something right
09:26You're still doing all those wildly romantic things
09:29And leaving blooms and notes everywhere
09:31Yeah, I'm very romantic about that
09:33Very thoughtful gestures
09:34And like we've got like bracelets
09:35Because I go away on tour a lot
09:37Oh, my God
09:38So if I miss him, I press it
09:39And he can feel it
09:40And vice versa
09:41What it vibrates?
09:43Yeah, when we're far away from each other
09:45She can make you oscillate from afar now
09:47Wherever she is in the world
09:49I think he means that you can vibrate
09:49She can make you vibrate
09:50Yeah, well, I can make you, yeah
09:52Oh, wow
09:52I don't stop pressing it, do I?
09:55Tara, I love that
09:56Damn right she would
09:57She's actually on her vibrator break now
09:59Oh
10:01Because upstairs, Anna's now joined by the brun dog
10:04In preparation of the return of Kezza
10:06You're in chill mode today
10:08Yeah, I'm getting my last moments of peace
10:11Before the tornado hits the room
10:13Batting down the ashes, Paul
10:15Hurricane Katona is about to roll in
10:19Hello
10:19Hi, T
10:20Terry and Paola
10:22I never thought I'd be saying that again
10:23Send them up, please
10:25Oh, no
10:26I want permanent custody
10:28Tom
10:29Brilliant
10:31This is heaven
10:32It is
10:34Oh, my gosh
10:35Do it again
10:36Please don't
10:37Just get up those stairs
10:40Ah!
10:43Ah!
10:45Kerry Katona
10:46Now, if you had told me 12 months ago that she was going to be our standout success story
10:51I wouldn't have believed you
10:53But, lo and behold, here they are
10:56Have a seat, guys
10:56Come and take a seat
10:58And as agents matching celebrities with non-celebrities
11:01It's really important that we check in on them
11:03Just to see how merging those lives is going
11:06And what impact it may have had on the people around them
11:09We're so excited to see you, babe
11:13I mean
11:14We sort of birthed you
11:15You did?
11:16You did?
11:17You're so wrong
11:18I'm so ready to go
11:19Not since Pete Wicks and Sam Thompson have we birthed out of our fageen
11:24Another bona fide couple
11:26I knew Pete Wicks would have got inside Anna's fageen at some point
11:29Sorry
11:32Kerry got off to a shaky start last year
11:34Looking back on when we first met
11:37Until the agents paired her with spunky, peaty, toy boy, Paolo
11:42I've got to say to you, it's my favourite date to the park
11:44Who started off on the right foot
11:46Then moved up the body to lip lock after lip lock
11:51Finally making Keza feel
11:52Home again
11:54Thank you, kittens
11:55I'm just so grateful that I did this journey
11:58Yes
11:59And now I could not imagine life without this man
12:01It's been nice, hasn't it?
12:02Yeah
12:03I mean, there's just so much to unpack with you both
12:06But what has been the reaction that you've had from the public?
12:09Have they been rooting for you?
12:11Massively
12:12I found it really overwhelming
12:14Really?
12:14Yeah
12:14I think since joining the agency
12:16People seeing me for who I really am
12:18Yes
12:19Rather than just reading a headline
12:20And people actually watching me fall in love
12:24And the support I've had from people
12:27It's been so overwhelming for people to be so invested
12:30In somebody who I've chosen to love
12:34And it's been really overwhelming
12:36I'm not sure how to deal with it
12:39Because life is so good
12:42It was unexpected as well
12:43It's so unbelievable that it scares me
12:46Oh, Keza
12:47Go on, girl
12:48You deserve it
12:58Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
13:00The last celeb of the day is about to arrive at the agency
13:04It's Professor Steven Manderson Green
13:06Who's had an absolute howler with the old toilet duct this morning
13:10By the looks of that top
13:11Bleachy bleachy
13:13Hello, celebrity dating agency
13:15Hello, Steven
13:16Oh, Steven
13:17You're now with OPP
13:18Yeah, you know me
13:20You're now with OPP
13:21Yeah, you know me
13:22You're now with OPP
13:23Yeah, you know me
13:24You're now with OPP
13:25Hi, David
13:25Oh, I'm...
13:27Well, it's really nice to see you
13:30Oh, lovely
13:31Oh, thank you
13:33I felt a little bit of a boy after your own
13:36Let's go into the park and get fit heart
13:40Because I did a first complete muscle-up
13:43Have you ever done one?
13:44You've done a muscle-up? I've never done a muscle-up
13:45What the hell's a muscle-up?
13:47I could only do one
13:48Fair enough
13:48But there was a Herculean trainer and he was very...
13:52Inspiring
13:53Yes
13:53His name's Willie and I like Willie's carrot
13:57My trainer's called Greg and I love his sausage roll
14:00And his thick dick
14:01And Willie just coaxes me with his giant carrot and he says
14:05You can do more, you can do more, I know you can do more
14:07Let's leave that image there and head back upstairs
14:10To the beautiful love story that keeps on giving
14:12We do this for a living, you know
14:14So everyone always is, you know
14:16Oh, you guys must have brilliant marriages
14:18You must be perfect
14:19It's hard
14:19And then you'll kind of be on a day when someone will say that to you
14:22And you know we've had a bloody good argument about something
14:25And you kind of go, oh and it's really hard
14:27But the kissing and the making up
14:29The intimacy
14:30Is...
14:31I'll be on the intimacy
14:32I'll say a bit more PG
14:34What do you want to say?
14:35Fights...
14:35Keep it clean in the...
14:37Keep the fights clean
14:38Keep the sex dirty
14:39Exactly
14:39I'm kidding
14:40The intimacy is just on another level that I've never had
14:45Oh God
14:45The sex is good
14:47It's love
14:48It's loving sex
14:49I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo
14:51I feel like I've been made love to every single time
14:54I don't feel like...
14:56Honestly
14:57Slow clap
14:58Slow clap
14:59Slow clap
14:59It's going a little quicker than the answer
15:05Oh my God you really are Carrie's perfect partner
15:09I can't even look at them anyway
15:10All I hear is
15:12Yeah, add me
15:15Oh my God
15:16That's all I can see now
15:19Sorry, got carried away there
15:21I mean it...
15:24I mean dare we even...
15:25Dare we even go there?
15:26I mean is anything about expanding your family together?
15:30I'll marry Carrie tomorrow
15:31We've already discussed that
15:32I truly believe I'm going to marry this man
15:35100%
15:36We just have one ask on that
15:40I know that Paul in particular would love to be a page boy
15:43A page three boy more like
15:45I'm a rat girls
15:46I don't have a dad so you can have to walk me down the aisle
15:48Oh my God
15:49Oh, I would do that in a while
15:51Would you?
15:52I've run out of people to ask
15:55Oh, roasted Brunson
15:56Nice
15:57Paul, Mr Brunson
15:59Yes
15:59Do you accept...
16:00Will you walk Carrie down the aisle?
16:04Come on Petey Dog, she was only messing
16:07I would do anything for Carrie Guttona
16:11What's my bloody role?
16:13Who said you're invited?
16:14You can be invited
16:15I'm so happy for Carrie
16:17She is proof that even when you think that the chance of true love is off the table for you
16:22When you truly work on what matters in life
16:25You can build personal strength
16:27And what that strength brings to a relationship is love, trust, honesty, friendship and most importantly safety
16:35Which is something that I believe Carrie has never had in a relationship
16:40Hi
16:42See you later, guys
16:42Take care
16:43Bye, darling
16:45Oh, baby, that was amazing
16:46Andre
16:47It was... I was...
16:49Yeah, of course
16:49Yeah, of course
16:50That was amazing
16:51You need to get your Father of the Bride outfit
16:53Oh my gosh
16:54You know, what is a pageboy?
16:56At last, a proper agency success
17:00Oh, they look quite cute, actually
17:03Right, that's quite enough for that soppy shit
17:05Let's move on
17:06Oh my gosh
17:07Please look at my birthday
17:11Over to the diva that is David Potts
17:14Who's winging his way across London for a paint-your-partner sexy second date with buff barber Anthony
17:20Hi, nice to meet you, I'm David
17:22Oh, good to meet you
17:22You're my first northern date
17:24Really?
17:28Is that so lovely?
17:29Oh
17:30That was easy
17:32David's now eager for a second bite of the Anthony cherry
17:35I'm actually really excited to see Anthony again
17:38We get on really well and he's sexy
17:40Like he's a bit of me, do you know what I mean?
17:42Good, because it is last agency debrief
17:44Dr T doled out some classic advice
17:47Dr Tara has told me to ask Anthony what he's like in bed
17:52How creepy is that?
17:53I'd have a long, hard think about it if I were you
17:56Yeah, that should do it
18:00Back at the agency now where love gurus Anna and Paul are prepping for their catch-up with Stephen
18:05Who's still to reach professor level when it comes to dating
18:11Hello
18:11Stephen!
18:12What's happening?
18:13The timing is impeccable, actually
18:15How you doing?
18:15Good to see you
18:16Good to see you
18:17Oh, it's so nice to see you, babe
18:19Nice to see you
18:20We know there's been a lot going on
18:22There sure has
18:23The professor was successfully matched with radio host Clara in Tenors
18:27Where they enjoyed plenty of fun in the sun at the water park
18:30Hi, how are you?
18:31But on their second date back home in London
18:33Nice to be you too
18:34As Stephen edged closer to catching some feels
18:37Um, my head's spinning a bit
18:39He then ended their date unexpectedly
18:41Just need a bit of time to think
18:46To give us a little bit more data, right?
18:49To work with, to help you
18:50Yeah
18:50What happened on this last date?
18:52I arrived with a kind of seriousness
18:55It didn't feel as playful
18:57It didn't
18:58It was quite still where we were
19:00It felt quite intense
19:01You know, we spoke about, you know
19:02Is there any alignment?
19:04And Clara's like
19:05Well, yeah, I guess so
19:06And then I was like
19:07Oh God, pressure
19:10And I, it didn't feel great
19:11How did the date end?
19:14I, I called the date early
19:15I had to, to eject
19:19My head was spinning
19:23And erm
19:23It's okay
19:24It's just, it's hard
19:26It's so, you know
19:27This could be silly
19:28And it could be fun
19:29And I'm, I feel like
19:30I've been dull as dishwater
19:31Of course you're not dull as dishwater
19:33Stephen, stop that self-punishment
19:36You're a man
19:36That's coming through a hell of a lot
19:38Yeah
19:38But neurodivergent is very complex
19:40In the dating world
19:41It makes sense
19:42Why you feel like you do
19:44Well, we have got some feedback
19:45What did you think about Aunt Stephen?
19:47He is super honest
19:49Wow
19:50You are
19:51She goes on to say
19:52I really like
19:53That he's a bit awkward
19:54Like me
19:55And the chemistry that that creates
19:57Right
19:58Maybe it wasn't as bad as I've been thinking
20:01I mean that's very
20:02Very nice feedback
20:03Very positive
20:04So you can be in the exact same space as someone
20:06And have a completely different experience of it
20:08You can
20:09Completely, completely
20:10We've definitely taken on board
20:11What we can do
20:12Yes
20:12To adjust the environment
20:14For you
20:15Which is really important
20:16Environment is key when it comes to dates
20:19So
20:21He said he wanted an activity date
20:23He wanted something fun
20:24Giving you some kind of external focus
20:26Can I just say
20:28This bloody date Stephen
20:29Yeah
20:30I would give my left tit to go on this date
20:32Okay
20:32Is it a bottomless brunch down in your local spoons?
20:35You are going on a puppy play date
20:39Clara will be there as well
20:41She loves a puppy
20:42Enjoy the pups
20:43Will do
20:43As opposed to the pussy
20:45Here we go
20:45Are we absolutely sure he's a professor?
20:48Sorry man
20:49You set me off now
20:50Stop
20:51It's good to see you
20:52Oh love you mate
20:53Love you good to see you
20:54Oh I love you Stephen
20:55Enjoy
20:56See you
20:57See you babe
20:59Thank you
21:00Bye darling
21:02Complex guy
21:03Yes
21:04Beautifully complex
21:06But brilliant
21:07Exactly
21:07Yes
21:08And he just puts so much pressure on himself
21:10He does
21:14And the agents are all over this activity dating like today
21:18Because David's hoping for a brush of success on his painting date with Anthony
21:22Look the Kino's already sat down and ready to get this arty started
21:26Feel like I'm back at school
21:28And if you're lucky for lunch they're serving some Spotted Dick and Custard
21:32Spotted Dick
21:33David has a very very similar personality to me
21:37Very out there, very loud, says what he thinks
21:41We got him really well
21:42So I'm here for round two and let's see what happens
21:48Hello
21:49Are you okay?
21:51Are you okay?
21:51Yeah nice to see you
21:52Oh you okay?
21:53Are you okay?
21:54Yeah I'm okay
21:55Yeah I'm okay
21:55You okay?
21:56Yeah I'm okay
21:56You look lovely
21:57So do you
21:58Oh thank you
21:59Yes I put my best shirt on for you
22:01Oh this is the best shirt?
22:02The best one this one
22:03Well I've gone for a little bit of bondage
22:05I like it
22:06Bondage is working for me
22:07Yes
22:07Amazing
22:08Yes
22:09So I'm going to be your teacher today
22:11I love this
22:12So in front of you you've got three brushes
22:15You've got a pencil and a rubber
22:18Not that type
22:20Are we drawing each other?
22:21Yeah you're going to be painting each other
22:24Do you like anything to drink?
22:26Oh thought you were never going to ask
22:28Please could I get a tequila, soda, fresh lime
22:32Okay no problem
22:33Yep just like school then
22:35A smoothie with like a vodka or something
22:37Right right right
22:37Okay
22:38Have you ever done this before what?
22:39Never done anything like this before
22:41Okay
22:41I'm actually scared right now
22:42Okay
22:43Yeah
22:43Even though I'm not really into art
22:46I am definitely into Anthony
22:49He is looking so silly
22:52Cheers anyway
22:53Second date
22:54Second date
22:54You've got to look me in the eye
22:55Sorry
22:57Cheers
22:57Second date
22:58Second date
22:59Okay guys are we ready to start?
23:01Oh sorry
23:01Grab your pencils
23:02Okay
23:03Oh she's helping us
23:04I need a bit of movement I think
23:06So we're going to add a circle
23:09Like an actual circle then
23:11Yeah
23:11Not like a face shape
23:13No
23:13Mine's already rubbish
23:15Oh I'm doing it quite hard
23:16And you've got quite a light touch
23:18Does it need to be light?
23:19It doesn't
23:20Does it matter?
23:21No it doesn't matter
23:22I need a soft torch
23:23I've got such firm grip
23:26Oh look at me
23:27You won't be saying that when he's treating your old fella like the end of a tube of toothpaste
23:42Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating where PK's on his way to his date
23:46If I don't flirt it's like I'm not breathing
23:49So I'm going to be subtle with it
23:51So subtle that she's not even going to know that I'm doing it
23:54I'm leaving Mr. Wrong in this vehicle
23:57I'm bringing out Mr. Right
24:00And we're checking in on James to see what he does when he's not out dating the ladies
24:05Hang on
24:05On air signs
24:07A man twiddling knobs
24:08I'll recognise this set up
24:09He's with fellow posh boys Alex Payne
24:12And almost HRH Mike Tindall
24:15For the good the bad and the rugby podcast
24:17Who knew rugby was worth talking about?
24:20Your life is one big game of snakes and ladders
24:24I reckon that is the greatest analogy for how my life is yes
24:27You're bloody right rugby boy bats
24:30How are we champs?
24:30I'm alright how are you getting on?
24:31I'm not quite in love but we're doing alright
24:34Are you finding this is taking you to some quite uncomfortable places?
24:36It is quite uncomfortable yeah
24:37Meeting the experts and then sort of dismantling your dating style
24:41And then obviously hearing what the datees think of you
24:43Yeah
24:44It's pretty pretty terrifying
24:45So they are in full control
24:46Full control
24:47So where does it go from here?
24:49Where are you going to end up?
24:50Well
24:50Are you going to find love?
24:51Well that's the plan to find the next person really so
24:53Are you?
24:53The next person?
24:54Well the one
24:55The one
24:56The next person
24:57Yeah the one
24:57And what's on the CV of the one?
25:00What are you actually looking for?
25:01Well someone with good level of intelligence
25:02Good chat
25:03Allows you to do whatever you want to do
25:04I've got to make some changes myself Michael
25:06That's what we're finding out
25:08What's on the list of your changes?
25:10Probably
25:11Well
25:13Be less selfish
25:13It's only an eight part show
25:15You're going to need a little bit longer to go through all of those I think
25:18We would both love you to settle down a little calmer
25:20We would like you to find someone very special
25:23Cheers lads
25:23Thank you
25:24Thanks for tuning in and we'll catch up with you for the main show later on
25:27Bye
25:27Bye
25:29And if you want to listen to a proper podcast
25:31Tune in to Parenting Hell
25:32Which drops twice weekly across all good platforms
25:35Thank you
25:41Across town now to the man who puts the B in bronzer
25:44David Potts is on his arty date with potential Mr Right
25:47Anthony
25:49Do you know about like mixing colours together?
25:51Because how do we do this?
25:52Yes
25:52How do we do this?
25:53What colour are you looking for?
25:54Fifty shades of orange
25:55I'm looking for a really nice brown tan colour
25:58I think it's red green and white
26:00Yeah these are primary colours
26:02How do people even learn this thing?
26:04Because I've never learnt
26:04Skidwall
26:05Just a thing called skidwall
26:06It was a long time ago since I went to skidwall
26:08Oh my god it was
26:09What year did you go to school in?
26:11About 95
26:13I was two then
26:16I was two when you went to high school
26:18I know
26:19Oh gosh
26:20I love that
26:20Yeah
26:21Red
26:22That looks like your skin tone
26:24What shit
26:26This is going really well
26:28And auntie's fantastic company
26:30Even though he is a little bit older than me
26:32I really enjoy the idea of being with a more mature man
26:35Do you like younger?
26:37Yeah I do
26:37I would never go out with anyone my own age or older
26:39Oh really?
26:40Like my mum said to me like
26:41Why do you go out with someone older?
26:42And I was like what?
26:43From like the care home down the road
26:44Like I'm not
26:45Don't knock it till you tried it mate
26:47Last time I visited my nan at the care home
26:49The day room was worse than the stink bunker
26:52Jigsaws and jizz everywhere
26:53Because I've got like a younger energy about me
26:55Yeah
26:56I'd have to be with someone younger
26:58Definitely
26:59I'm done
27:00I'm done
27:01Oh shit
27:02I don't think David's going to like that
27:04I want to do mine first
27:05Because I feel like mine might not measure up
27:08Well it might at primary school
27:10Are you ready?
27:16Actually I'm starting to see the likeness
27:19Have I got like a skin disease?
27:21It looks nice
27:22It looks nice
27:24Am I expected to like yours now after that?
27:28All I'm seeing is axe murderer
27:30Oh my gosh
27:33Yeah
27:34It's nice
27:35Is it?
27:36I would say it probably looks like someone who's about 80
27:41Not far off
27:44Thank you
27:45From me to you
27:46Thank you so much
27:47Are you having yours?
27:48I would love mine
27:49Yeah
27:50Yeah
27:50Yeah that's going straight in the bin
27:55I'm just going to pop out for a second
27:57Okay
27:57I need a little tinkle
27:58I won't be long
27:59See you in a sec
28:00See you in a sec
28:00I'm not running off
28:01Don't worry
28:03Oh my god
28:04Oh my god
28:04This day is so good
28:07This is absolutely fantastic
28:09Brilliant amazing sunning sleigh
28:11Sensational
28:12So, so far so good
28:14But the experts have told me to ask him a question
28:19What he's like in bed
28:23The work, the sweat, the blood, the tears, I'm cooking off a fire
28:27Meanwhile on the other side of London
28:29A self-proclaimed newly responsible and toned down PK
28:32Is on his way for his date
28:33I'll give it less than five minutes
28:35So the things I'm going to find out tonight is her interest
28:39Yes
28:39What she likes to do
28:40Great
28:41Her values
28:42Even better
28:43Probably tell her to open up her internet banking
28:46Shit
28:47I want transparency today
28:49Starting with her mum's maiden name and the first road she lived on
28:54If I like her
28:55I will definitely kiss her
28:57I'm in her mood
28:57I'm going to
28:58I need to buy some mint though
29:00Well, you'd better hurry up
29:02Because speaking afresh
29:03Here comes your date
29:05Hold up, she looks familiar
29:07Is the agent's database running a bit low or something?
29:10It's DJ Viv
29:11Who dated Steven
29:14There was literally a dog doing a wee upper tree behind you, sorry
29:17Nice
29:18It was a lovely date
29:19I think he's a really nice guy
29:21But it was definitely more, I think, friendship vibes
29:24What? Chatting about pissing dogs? Not your thing? Weirdo
29:28So I know I'm going on a date with PK Humble
29:31He looks like a fun guy from what I've seen
29:33So I'm hoping that this date is a little bit flirty
29:37Well, maybe, but you're dating PK 2.0
29:40He's matured, he's responsible
29:42And he wants to know your net worth
29:43I mean, values
29:48Hello, hello, how are you doing?
29:49I'm good, I'm Viv
29:52Nice to meet you
29:53Nice to meet you
29:54Nice to meet you, too
29:54Sorry, let me, let me push
29:56Oh, look at this gentleman
29:58This is very unlike me, by the way
30:00Is it? Oh, no
30:01Are you introducing me to a vibe you can't continue?
30:04Oh, damn, babe
30:04Is that what's happening?
30:06Yeah, normally you'd have got you between your legs
30:08And pretended to shear you by now
30:10You smell amazing, by the way
30:12Thank you
30:12So what?
30:13What made you choose going on a date with me?
30:16Did they show you a picture of me?
30:17Yeah
30:17Oh, look at all you're smiling, you're blushing
30:20Am I not supposed to smile?
30:21No, I thought you were interesting
30:24And obviously, like, nice to look at
30:27So I thought...
30:28You think I'm nice to look at?
30:29I thought I can be free
30:30The pleasure's all mine
30:31Vivi's looking good
30:32Ten out of ten
30:34This is going to be interesting
30:37Have you been on other dates then?
30:39I've been on a few dates
30:41How have they been?
30:42Move on quickly, PK
30:44Erm...
30:45I've been getting in trouble quite a bit
30:46Oh, no
30:47What have you done?
30:48I've flirted too much
30:50I wouldn't say I'm not trying to do that today
30:52But I'm trying to get to know you before I flirt so hard
30:58Why do I get the feeling it's not flirting he's thinking of?
31:01I will say you don't make it easy for me
31:02I believe in you, don't worry, you can do this
31:04So it's, what, serious questions today?
31:06Yeah, like, I'm trying to get...
31:08I'm trying to find out what's going on inside
31:10Okay, hit me
31:12Ask me a question
31:13What are your values?
31:14Ooh
31:14Yeah, you see, we're getting deep
31:16This is good
31:17My values
31:19Kindness is a big one
31:20Honesty
31:21Mmm
31:22How honest are we talking though?
31:24Because honesty hurts, you know
31:25Classic player line there
31:26So just white lies here and there?
31:29Mmm, we'll try and avoid lying if we can
31:31Okay
31:32Yes, Viv
31:32Sorry
31:33Okay, so what are your values?
31:34Let's bring it back
31:37Do you want me to be...
31:38I was just about to lie
31:39I was going to lie
31:40No, you don't have to do that over here
31:41I don't have to lie
31:41Because we said we're going to be honest
31:43I think so
31:43My values are...
31:46Family
31:47Good PK
31:49Happiness
31:49Well done
31:50Mmm
31:51Also I just...
31:52This is a bit off topic but...
31:54I'm looking for someone that's like emotionally intelligent
31:57Is he just freestyling this shit or has he got the agent speaking to him in an earpiece?
32:02Either way, it does look like PK is finally showing a different side to himself
32:06Thanks to the agent's advice
32:11But over on his arty date with Anthony, unless I've missed something, David still hasn't dropped Dr T's killer question
32:17to help them connect deeper
32:19Stink bunker
32:21Right
32:22I've got a question for you
32:24Okay
32:25Are you ready?
32:26Okay
32:26I am kind of cringey
32:28Mmmmm
32:29One second
32:30Am I going to cringe you asking me this?
32:31Oh God
32:32No, don't say you're going to cringe
32:34I know I'm going to cringe
32:36Oh, I feel cringey already
32:38I'm not asking
32:38No, no, go under please
32:39I can't
32:41Right
32:42You know when I told you I went into the agency the other day
32:45Yeah
32:45Okay
32:45I was sat with Dr Tara
32:47Like Dr Tara's like a sex expert
32:50Oh, okay
32:51And Dr Tara gave me a question to ask you
32:55Come on DP, spit it out
32:57I can't believe I'm going to get asked a question from a sex expert
32:59Sorry, I'm cringing
33:01I actually feel sick at the thought of asking
33:03One minute, I'm actually just looking over here
33:05I can actually directly look you in the eye whilst I'm saying it because I'm cringing
33:11So no, she basically told me to ask you
33:14Yeah
33:15Potsie, you can do this
33:19Come on David, spit it out
33:21What you like in a bun cup?
33:23Rigid as a board or a sexy little fish?
33:32Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
33:34Where we've just left David Potts squirming like a freshly sorted slug
33:38As he's yet to ask the question on everyone's lips
33:41Well, Dr T's lips at least
33:43I'll prepare just to clarify, not the pum pum
33:45What are you like in bed?
33:49Finally, let's get comfy for this
33:51No, no
33:52Um
33:57That's just such a broad question though isn't it?
34:00I think I'd go for
34:01Yeah
34:02Punctual
34:04Are we trying to figure out who's a tunnel and who's a train?
34:08No
34:09No
34:09No, no, no, no
34:11Too much
34:13No, no, no, no, we're not doing that
34:15Oh okay, I thought that's what we were doing
34:20Sorry it's just got really warm
34:26İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
34:53Um, yeah.
34:54Thank God he wasn't put off by Dr. Tara's question.
34:58It's just a bit cringey.
35:00Like, this is too much for a public setting.
35:03I'm paying this time.
35:04No, no, no, I paid last time.
35:06I should have paid.
35:07Okay, that's amazing. Thank you so much.
35:08Thank you.
35:09Do you know, we actually had aprons that we never put on.
35:15Well, I've had a fantastic time.
35:17Yes.
35:17This looks promising.
35:19And excited for date three?
35:21Yes.
35:21Pucker up, baby boy.
35:23What are you waiting for?
35:25Ooh, he looks like he's enjoying that.
35:27I will see you soon.
35:28I'll see you soon.
35:29Get home safe.
35:29I will.
35:30Take care.
35:31Bye.
35:32See you later.
35:33Go on, Potsy.
35:34Oh, my God.
35:35He went so amazing.
35:40So, my first time around at the agency,
35:42I did make it to, like, third, fourth, fifth day,
35:45but it was with one person.
35:47This is my only worry.
35:48I don't want to repeat what I did last time.
35:51Get too impulsive.
35:53Jump in too quick.
35:54But then at the same time, I loved seeing Ant again.
35:57I feel like we're just going from strength to strength to strength.
36:00And you never know.
36:02This could be the one.
36:04Yes, David.
36:05As long as your next date is better than your artwork,
36:07you could be on to a winner.
36:13Speaking of third dates,
36:15Professor Green has somehow bagged himself a third outing with Clara,
36:19despite doing a runner the last time they met.
36:21And the agents have arranged a doggy cafe date.
36:25Because nothing says romance like a sausage dog locking eyes on you
36:29while squeezing out a little chocolate Mr Whippy.
36:33I'm looking forward to seeing Clara.
36:34It ended a bit weirdy last time.
36:36I was completely out of sorts that day.
36:38Hey, come in.
36:39You know, I wasn't hiding from the fact that I didn't feel myself.
36:42Today will hopefully be a bit easier.
36:44A bit more relaxed, less intense.
36:46Famous last words, isn't it?
36:47Yeah, it should be fine.
36:53Oh, my God.
36:54Let's hope cat lover Clara feels the same way.
36:57On our last date, I'm not entirely sure exactly what happened.
37:01I know that Stephen felt quite overwhelmed and quite emotional
37:04and that he wanted to take some time to kind of think about things
37:08and process things.
37:09That's as much as I kind of know.
37:11Going on the third date with someone,
37:13I think it's obviously because you like them.
37:15And maybe there is potential for a fourth date,
37:17but I think today will kind of give both of us more clarity on that
37:21and I'm hoping that by the time I leave this date
37:24that maybe I have a little bit more clarity about where he's at.
37:28Yeah, maybe.
37:28I just hope you've brought some poo bags.
37:30For him, not the dogs.
37:32Hi.
37:32Hi.
37:33I would get up to say hi, but...
37:36You can't right now.
37:36I've been commandeered.
37:38Hello.
37:38How are you doing?
37:39You all right?
37:39You're not too sure about me.
37:41Yeah, I'm good.
37:41Yeah, I am.
37:42Not too bad.
37:43You're more of a cat person than dogs, aren't you?
37:44Yeah, I am, but I do like dogs.
37:46Yeah?
37:46This little guy's...
37:47Jump ship.
37:48Oh, he's jump ship immediately.
37:49That's it.
37:49I think it might be time for me to discuss the elephant in the room
37:52given the abrupt ending the last time I saw Clara
37:55and so I think it's best that I bring it up
37:57with the hope that all goes smoothly
38:00and I can keep my shit together.
38:03How have you been?
38:04I'm good.
38:05Yeah?
38:06You?
38:06Yeah, I've been all right.
38:07A bit better than I was the last time I saw you.
38:08Yeah.
38:09Good.
38:09Yeah.
38:10It was quite intense.
38:13Do you think this is a bit more relaxing?
38:16Not for little Coco there.
38:18Angry little shit.
38:19How did you feel after we last saw each other?
38:21You all right?
38:22When you were like, oh, I just, I feel like I just need a bit of time.
38:25I didn't know that you meant you were leaving right then
38:26so I was like, okay.
38:28Obviously, I was worried about you
38:29and I wanted to know that you were okay.
38:30But I think it's like one of those things
38:32where I've really had to, I know it's not about me.
38:35Yeah.
38:36You can see that someone's not okay.
38:37You want to make sure that they are.
38:39That's kind of how I felt when I left.
38:41I wanted to know that, you know, that you were okay.
38:43Because it did feel abrupt.
38:45Afterwards, I was just like, God, why did that get so intense?
38:47It is quite an intense process.
38:48It is intense, isn't it?
38:51And it was so quiet and still...
38:54And it feels quiet and still, again, now the dogs have stopped barking.
38:58Oh, no, it looks like we're losing him.
38:59Quick, someone get a yappy little furble in there, quick.
39:02Thank you.
39:07Across town, the newly improved PK is all in with his date, Viv,
39:11and seems to be winning her over.
39:13I haven't asked you much about your date in there.
39:15When's the last time you went on a date?
39:17So, the last time I went on a date was...
39:20It was a couple of weeks ago with someone else from the agency.
39:25Ah!
39:26You're all right, PK.
39:27Don't do that.
39:30Don't do...
39:32Don't do that.
39:35I went on a date with Stephen.
39:39But it was definitely more friendship vibes.
39:43And that's why I'm here today.
39:44Yeah, that's a rant.
39:46What's a rant?
39:46Me and you, are we done?
39:48That's a rant.
39:48Really?
39:49Why is that, then?
39:50That's a rant, I love.
39:51Mate, she went on a date and nothing happened.
39:53What's the problem?
39:55Why?
39:57Because I feel like transparency.
39:59She's being more transparent than a nudist in a greenhouse, mate.
40:03Get over it.
40:04You're probably aware that I know Stephen, no?
40:06No.
40:07You didn't think...
40:08You didn't think...
40:08I'm not supposed to say, hi, VK, lovely to meet you.
40:11I went on a date with Stephen.
40:12You could have just slipped it in.
40:14I don't think it matters who we've dated before.
40:16I'm willing to overlook the fact that you're dating other people right now.
40:20And I think you should give me a pass as well, because I went on a date.
40:24He doesn't go on dates.
40:26Didn't work out.
40:27So I'm here with you.
40:28Oof.
40:28PK humbled.
40:36Over at the Doggy Café, Professor Green is blissfully unaware of the grief he's causing
40:41PK, because he's finally turning on the charm for Clara.
40:45You ever get spots?
40:46I never really get them, but I've got one under the skin, and it's so painful, and it's
40:49making my nose itch.
40:50Oh, Prof.
40:51Mate, this ain't good chat.
40:53Is this the flirting that I were training you to do?
40:57Did I just say that?
40:58Yes, you did, Stephen.
41:01I wanted to ask you, or tell you how I kind of feel about you, and then see if you're
41:08kind of feeling the same.
41:11So I think, for me, obviously, I like you.
41:14I find you attractive.
41:15I find you interesting.
41:17Even the kind of, like, the little rollercoaster bit.
41:20Yeah, I guess that's where I'm at.
41:24I like spending time with you.
41:26I like you.
41:27I think you're attractive.
41:28Come on, Steve-o.
41:29You can do this.
41:32That wasn't me.
41:33Pipe down, Fritz.
41:34It's crunch time.
41:36I mean, if you're happy with the pastings, I'm, you know, I would like to see you again.
41:42Yes!
41:42Well done, mate!
41:43I just want to do things differently.
41:45The one thing that I definitely need is, is, is patient.
41:49Yeah.
41:51Oh, is he?
41:52Oh, is he?
41:54Don't lick my mouth.
41:56Should we get out of dog land?
41:57You, to be fair, you were more involved with the dogs than me.
42:00You're more hands-on.
42:01On our date today, Stephen seemed really chilled, really relaxed, and, yeah, just, like, in a
42:08really, I don't know, like, in a good place.
42:11And, yeah, it just, just felt easy.
42:14And I know, yeah.
42:15You're right for both of our drinks, Stephen.
42:16Absolutely.
42:17Did you enjoy your session?
42:18Yeah, it was great.
42:19Did indeed.
42:19Yeah.
42:20Lovely.
42:20Very cute.
42:20There you go.
42:21Very cute.
42:21Thank you very much.
42:22Thanks very much.
42:23Thank you.
42:23See you later.
42:24Day was fun.
42:25Clara said she likes me.
42:26She finds me attractive.
42:27Those are very nice things to hear.
42:29Which way are you walking?
42:30I'm going that way.
42:30Go on then.
42:31Let's go.
42:32It was nice being a bit more relaxed and being able to lean into the fun side.
42:36Dare I say the fun side of things a little bit more?
42:40Hard not to when you've got dogs jumping all over you, trying to bite your fingers off for
42:43snacks.
42:45So Stephen's as happy as a dog with two dicks.
42:48But back with Pekan Viv and her previous professor date is causing a mid-date stumble.
42:53Can Pekan put it behind him?
42:55Sort of works.
42:57I'll be honest with you.
42:58I do probably think I'm top five best looking in the UK.
43:02Rate yourself.
43:03I love that.
43:03Yeah, GQ.
43:04Back yourself.
43:05All of that good stuff.
43:06Mm-hmm.
43:06So when I come on a date, it's hard for a girl not to be attracted to me.
43:10I'm in great shape.
43:11Okay.
43:12I'm in great shape, but apart from my belly.
43:14I'm pretty sure that's what Elvis said just before he died having a shit.
43:18I've got a bit of a belly.
43:19I've got like an uncle boy.
43:21Not my uncle.
43:22Poor bastard had to be craned into the ambulance.
43:24No, you haven't.
43:25Took the wall out.
43:26Yeah, I do.
43:26But I am smoothie.
43:27I can still move and stuff.
43:28Okay.
43:29However, I'm not just like...
43:30You've got stamina.
43:32I've got stamina.
43:33I'm talking about sport.
43:34What were you talking about?
43:35I didn't say anything.
43:35Why are you smiling at me?
43:36I just smiled.
43:37Okay.
43:38I kind of smiled at you.
43:38No, you can.
43:39You've got a lovely smile.
43:40You think so?
43:40You should do it more often.
43:41Is it?
43:42Damn.
43:43We should do this more often.
43:45Yeah?
43:45Oh, I think Viv's getting the PK date train back on track.
43:49Okay, deep, deep.
43:51We're going deep, remember?
43:52Yeah, we're going deep.
43:53Actually, I had a question for you.
43:55Have you ever kissed on the first date?
43:56You were supposed to be going deep.
43:58So, I don't usually kiss on the first date.
44:00Shit.
44:04Only because it gives you something else to look forward to.
44:07So, if we don't kiss tonight, are you done with me?
44:10Is that it?
44:12Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
44:15It's very high-pitched.
44:18A salt on the spicy mug.
44:20Got me.
44:21Okay.
44:21Um, you should try it.
44:22You should bite it.
44:23I do like a spicy margarita.
44:25It's my favourite cocktail, so...
44:27Do you want to try mine?
44:28Go on, then.
44:29Go on, then.
44:30Try mine.
44:35So, I've kind of kissed you.
44:37Yeah, you've kind of kissed me.
44:38Yeah.
44:39You've used my straw.
44:40I have.
44:41You sucked on my straw.
44:42Easy, mate.
44:43You were doing so well.
44:44I had to make it weird.
44:46So...
44:46Oh, shit.
44:47No, it's fine.
44:47Sorry.
44:48It's fine.
44:48So, we basically kissed.
44:50We have.
44:51Damn.
44:51On the first date.
44:53On the first date.
44:54See?
44:54It happened.
44:55It happened.
44:56Ask and you shall receive.
44:57You might not want to say shit like that round PK.
45:00I can't wait to kiss him for real, though.
45:08Should I get the building?
45:09Let's do it.
45:10Let me do that.
45:12Do you want to split seats?
45:15Look at that face.
45:16You guys all right?
45:17You're a Nigerian girl.
45:18You've never split anyone.
45:20I think the date today went really, really well.
45:23I feel like I got his banter and when it went a little bit too far to the left, I
45:26was just
45:27kind of like, yeah, let's bring it back.
45:29Let me get the door.
45:30Thank you.
45:34Well, it's been a pleasure.
45:36I had a really good time.
45:37Second date, I get my kiss.
45:38We'll see.
45:39All right, then.
45:40Goodbye.
45:41Goodbye.
45:41Take care.
45:42At the start of the date, I made it clear that I'm not going to flirt with her unless I'm
45:47actually interested with her.
45:48So, as the date went along and I started flirting, she knew what time it was.
45:53See you soon.
45:53See you soon.
45:54He kind of got a kiss because we swapped drinks.
45:57So, you know, he should be happy with that because I don't swap drinks willy-nilly.
46:01See you later.
46:03See you later.
46:05See you later.
46:08See you later.
46:09Tomorrow night.
46:10Oh, there you are.
46:10There you are.
46:10There's ax wounds.
46:12Yes.
46:13Big balls.
46:14Oh, I see.
46:15It's big and it's smooth and it's all yours.
46:19Killeen.
46:20Got a bit of a salty rim.
46:23And plenty of tongues.
46:25Mm.
46:26As our celebs.
46:28Would you see me again?
46:29Go.
46:30Woo-hoo.
46:30Dating.
46:33Oh.
46:34Spicy.
46:34Yes.
46:34Well, I don't know.
46:34Yes.
46:34Yes.
46:34Yes.
46:35Yes.
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