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00:02Delaney with the clock. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots. He scores!
00:08Friends have wins! Friends have wins!
00:14Hannah. Hannah. We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The UN has declared an international band emergency, and they say that my dad is the
00:41only man for the job.
00:42An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird. Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Ah, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet? Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me. I'm... I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The ten game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:32Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kid's fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter, nothing's getting past us.
02:41Kurwa hoshi asu zek.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys. Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:51Fuck.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right anymore.
02:55Same as Garrett.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No question, man.
03:08Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:19Yeah, you know what? Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo.
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, Bo, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I am emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie. Allie...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes? Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:18Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:30It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:43What? Bo?
05:44Uh-huh?
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader. There's an etiquette, fool.
05:47Mm-hmm.
05:48Sorry about him. I couldn't ask you to do that. It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no. Derail it. Please. Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first. Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit. Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney. Seems the new guy is fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash
06:25-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa! How is that not a penalty? Hawks regain possession. Graham strikes out from behind his own net and...
06:36Oh, it's dying. He says, nope.
06:39He shoots and beats Sen's blocker side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham. It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:53Hey, come on, bro. Shake it off. You got this.
06:58Wellzie, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:18I'm not even a long time.
07:39There's always a long time around here before I go back and I haven't eaten.
07:39I was crazy.
07:39Like a great job, Pamela.
07:40It's crazy.
07:41I'm so excited.
07:42Oh, that was fun.
07:48Do you remember all the time?
07:48Oh.
07:56Oh.
07:57Vipers are absolutely dominating the hops right now.
07:59Hops are doomed.
08:01Vipers collect the puck in the hops zone.
08:02Are you kidding? The vipers are relentless?
08:05That's a slashing penalty on Sainese 29.
08:07Just right, huh?
08:08There's Delaney again.
08:09Delaney shoots.
08:18well that wasn't the first period i was looking for graham delaney's shadowing you move the puck
08:23look at birdie and dean you got two periods left your turnovers are killing us don't worry about
08:27us we're good fuck that i'm not good let's just work as a team and try not to do it
08:32all ourselves
08:33no more one-on-one sloppiness i got it okay fine hey cut the attitude graham i mean it
08:44hey delaney's trying to take you out of the game so take the defenders out too as soon as the
08:48puck
08:48comes in you just get rid of who died and made you coach i'm out there too man okay then
08:53worry about
08:53yourself right okay fine i don't know what your problem is but i suggest you do whatever it takes
09:01to work it out fucking quick
09:15so
09:22so
09:24so
09:24so
11:07Sorry, sorry.
11:09I couldn't be in my room, so I came and I heard.
11:15Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26Kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow, you're incredible.
11:33Ah, I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:54That's a sweet compliment.
11:57I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:06It's just, I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:11Come on, that's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do.
12:18I can't do what you do, letting people in.
12:19Hannah.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:28I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But, um, I'll send you my old one.
12:36It's a Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
12:39Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here, so talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
12:59I mean, it's...
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open?
13:08Over and over again?
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you?
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth, that can even be healing.
13:30Yeah, I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love?
14:10What the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:12It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:15Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:18I'm going to...
14:23Thank you, David.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or did I do something wrong?
14:38Just, you said you were coming, and you're not here, and I really wish you were here.
14:46You always help me get out of my head, and I could just really use a Coach Welles' pep talk
14:54right now, so, yeah, just, if you could just let me know you're okay.
15:01Hey, I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with his incessant coverage.
15:17Move it!
15:18Fuck you!
15:19Fuck you!
15:21You got Logan!
15:22Come on, man, get rid of me!
15:23You got Logan!
15:24Move it!
15:24Get up, G!
15:26Can I keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Ooh, someone pulled Garrett's heart back,
15:30because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go!
15:34Delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham and breaks up the ice.
15:38No!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:41The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:49Help me!
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney
15:59and a brutal end to the second period for the Hawks.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:16I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just keep your feet moving.
16:21You want to rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:30You know exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:35Maybe we switch to a 122 trap
16:36to really cut off their outlets
16:38and put the pressure?
16:39That won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked
16:43before Birdie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, bro.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself
16:54and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not gonna let us lose this game
17:03because Phil Graham's son
17:05gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Come on, man.
17:10You're gonna fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass
17:22and you're not the only one
17:23who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, I'm just giving him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
17:34You're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:35and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:36and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:38and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:42and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:43and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:44and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:45and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:45and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:46and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:54and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
17:58and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
18:01and you're not the only one who's been busting your ass
18:04need a pep talk
18:06what's going on
18:08are you okay where were you
18:09I'm fine I called but you didn't
18:11no I know I'm sorry
18:13I should have texted I was dealing
18:15with something that kind of took over
18:17for a minute there but I'm here
18:19now you're dealing with what are you okay
18:21yeah I'm fine okay
18:24just
18:25you know it didn't matter as much as being here
18:27for you
18:32please just text me next time
18:34I was worried about you
18:36I know
18:37I know
18:43okay
18:44focus up Graham
18:46what's going on out there everything
18:49I'm playing like shit
18:51getting pressured like crazy
18:52making stupid mistakes
18:54everybody's counting on me to be in control
18:55but I just got in a stupid fight with Logan
18:59because
19:02your dad's here
19:06with Cindy
19:12we can't let him win
19:14it gives him power
19:15this is how we win we just
19:17we show up and we live our lives
19:19okay we can do that
19:21right
19:23yeah
19:25and as for everything else
19:26we can just start with the small stuff
19:27and work your way up
19:29small stuff
19:30yeah
19:30of whatever that means for hockey
19:33guess the small stuff could be
19:34stop playing like shit
19:36okay
19:36yeah
19:37I can do that
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass
19:40out of guys
19:41a fucking monster
19:48well Z
19:51are you sure you're okay
19:53yeah
19:54yeah
19:55yeah
19:55I'm
19:59I'm good
20:01I promise
20:05okay
20:18hey Graham
20:25I love you
20:26I love you too
20:30I love you too
20:39I love you too
20:45I love you too
20:49I love you too
20:51I love you too
20:53I love you too
20:55I love you too
20:55I love you too
20:56I love you too
20:56I love you too
20:57I love you too
20:57I love you too
20:58I love you too
20:59I love you too
20:59I love you too
20:59I love you too
21:03Graham and Delaney meet center ice ready to start the final period
21:12What? Nothing to say this to her?
21:27Hey, that hit was bullshit, man. You alright?
21:29Yeah, yeah, let's go. I got you
21:35Hawks in their own zone
21:36Becker's forecheck recover the puck and get it back to the point
21:39Clutch deflection by Tucker gets the puck back to Graham
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes, spins and drops to Tucker
21:47Tucker shoots
21:49Yes!
21:50Scores, Hawks go!
21:52Yes, Delaney!
21:55Yes, Chuck! Yes!
21:58You're past you!
21:59Let's go!
22:02Let's go!
22:03Let's go!
22:04Let's go!
22:05Let's go!
22:05Let's go!
22:05Let's go!
22:07Let's go!
22:08Let's go!
22:08I like that!
22:09I like that, Chuck!
22:10Okay, Briar, looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking
22:27And cut!
22:58Cut!
22:59I like that with my falsies barely hanging on
23:01Come on!
23:02You've got to know how cool that sounds
23:04Broadway's hard, dude
23:06It's...
23:07Like, I know I'm super lucky
23:10But, oh my god, I'm also so exhausted
23:14I don't have time for anyone
23:15My dating life isn't shambles
23:18But that I can relate to
23:20Ooh!
23:22I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department
23:25Yeah, it's like...
23:30Okay, well, can we still be peers in the industry even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry
23:39My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone and just got, like, all scrunch-faced and, like, just
23:47basically accused me of not being able to be alone
23:49Ugh!
23:50Boys are so silly
23:52So you fucked a little
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship
23:56Thank you!
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times
23:59But this isn't about him, it's about me
24:01I am capable of being single
24:03Yeah
24:04I mean, you're sleeping with other people too, right?
24:09Totally
24:15Except...
24:15Except you're not
24:17It's okay
24:17It'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time
24:21Or had, like, cute, gross nicknames or something like that
24:30Oh, no, you do
24:31Yeah
24:31So how long have you been hooking up with new guy?
24:34Like, a month...ish
24:38Bitch, I hate to break it to you, you're in another relationship
24:41Oh my god, oh my god
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused some turmoil here
24:48We need to get off campus
24:49Somewhere...
24:51Somewhere...with alcohol
24:52ID?
24:58Hey, could I do an old-fashioned?
25:03Thank you
25:05Nice fake
25:07Excuse me?
25:09Just saying, it's not the worst one I've seen
25:12Oh, no, no, this...this is real
25:15No
25:15Please, I work at a bar
25:16I can spot one, like, five booths away
25:18Well, maybe you need new glasses, cause...it's definitely not fake
25:26Your name is Carter St. James?
25:28The Fifth
25:31Hmm...yeah
25:33Nobody's named that
25:34That's a name from Glee
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky they don't ask too many questions here
25:39Yeah, there you go
25:41I guess I am too
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you
25:53So?
25:55Look, you wanna prove you're not in a relationship?
25:59Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new who you'll never see again
26:03I don't think, uh, hopping to yet another man is the answer
26:06You're a relationship girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun
26:12But there legit has to be no strings
26:14And that guy has no fucking strings written all over him
26:24I don't know, having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all
26:28Like, does that feel a little...
26:31Slutty
26:33Yeah, that's part of it
26:34I was gonna say meaningless
26:36Ally, you're in college
26:38You have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex
26:41Don't you wanna know what being single and slutty has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you, with the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have really hot, meaningless sex with you
27:04But the only caveat was that you couldn't learn anything about each other
27:07And you had to promise not to call her after
27:10Would you be cool with that?
27:12Oh, yeah, most definitely
27:15Great, buy her a drink
27:17This one's mine now
27:24What do you say?
27:25Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight
27:28Tonight, tonight, tonight
27:30Coming out of the last time out with two minutes left
27:32It's looking real good for the Hawks
27:34Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there
27:36We love that for them
27:37And more importantly
27:39We love it for me
27:53That's what I'm talking about. Let's fucking go baby. Can you find the words of wisdom cap? Let's win this
27:56fucking thing. Let's go
27:59This is it folks. It's looking like the last face-off of the game
28:03Hey, man
28:05Everything they say is true
28:07Playing against you has been really fun
28:10Yeah, all right
28:15Graham, you know, it's gonna be even better than me beating you. What's that?
28:27Beating you in front of that lying slut
28:56Yeah
28:57Yeah
28:59Yeah
28:59Yeah
29:00Yeah
29:01No!
29:52What are they gonna do the NCAA guess we'll find out
30:01aren't you gonna yell at me or something why would I yell at you if I need you to actually
30:05hear me
30:09coach Garrett you're on the brink of greatness
30:13but I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons
30:18and after that hot-headed bullshit not sure that you are
30:26either way I won't condone that kind of behavior on my ice
30:31as of now you're suspended for four games
31:10Garrett no we have an agreement I don't win you don't talk to me
31:13all right clearly this is an exception move no hang on just listen
31:19I'm proud of you
31:29what that was some tough old-school hockey
31:34I just got suspended four games yeah that is not ideal but hey it happens right you get worked up
31:43you lose your cool part of the game but shit will rain down though NCAA will be on your ass
31:49but don't worry I'll call the Bruins I'll take care of this no one will keep Phil Graham's son off
31:56the ice
31:59so that's it huh
32:03excuse me as long as I have Graham on my back
32:07I can just beat people up with no consequences for the rest of my life
32:14like you
32:17I don't know what you're talking about
32:20yes you do
32:25you know I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham when you landed the best coaches
32:29when you got on the best teams with the best equipment the best bruises
32:35right easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport I did what I had to
32:39that's
32:39fucking bullshit and you know it I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you
32:44tough
32:45for wanting you to have the best oh fuck you you don't want the best for me it was never
32:49about me
32:50of course it was you're about to play for the Bruins I made that happen you can hate the name
32:56on the
32:57back of your jersey all you want but it doesn't make you better than me
33:02it just makes you ungrateful I will never be like you
33:10you already are
33:15stay the fuck away from me
33:19stop calling stop coming to my games we're fucking done
33:49what the hell Garrett I really can't do this right now can you please just get in the car
33:53no what was that are you serious you're mad at me
34:00you lied to me Hannah I didn't lie to you you did you looked me in the eye and you
34:05told me you're
34:05okay you promised me you were okay you just had to make it through one game oh my god one
34:11hour
34:11that's it I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit do you not trust
34:18me or
34:19what Garrett you lost your shit on him you didn't hear what he said I know what he fucking said
34:27what did he call me a whore a liar that I wanted it who cares I heard it every day
34:33in
34:33high school I wasn't just gonna stand there and listen I was fucking defending you well I didn't ask
34:39you to do that I didn't want you to I didn't want anyone to
34:46people in ransom didn't just turn on me Garrett they turned on my family my parents lost friends
34:52my dad got fired you want to know why I didn't tell you it's because every time I tell someone
34:58the
34:58truth it fucks everything up it ruins people's lives and it happened again no my life isn't no tell
35:05me you didn't just put your season at risk your future with the Bruins how do you think that
35:12makes me feel you blow this all up for me what do you want me to say Hannon do you
35:15want me to apologize
35:16say I'm sorry I'm not I could face that asshole a hundred times in 100 fucking times I would beat
35:21the shit out of him again yeah well that scares me Garrett it scares me that you would risk everything
35:28for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want I worked so fucking hard to put it all
35:33behind me
35:38I scare you
35:41what what no what of course not that's what you said Garrett you're not listening to me
35:47fuck
35:51my dad was right you're what this is who I am Hannah
35:59this is just how I'm programmed no you're not you're not Phil I am I fucking am
36:06do you think I like being like this
36:15oh you know maybe not right now but someday
36:19you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at me
36:25and that would kill me Hannah
36:30Garrett Garrett no no I'm not good for you
36:37you shouldn't be this is over
36:46this needs to be over
37:21it's over
37:31it's over
37:33it's over
37:33it's over
38:02Just hide, Hannah.
38:07No, no, no, no, no.
38:41I just want you to write down what happened in your own words, okay?
39:11I just want you to write down what happened in your own words, okay?
39:39I just want you to write down what happened in your own words.
39:49Mom.
39:52Hannah?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike.
39:59My bike is wrong.
40:02Okay.
40:03We can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10She okay?
40:16Okay.
40:17Tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all
40:47my fault and now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay, okay.
40:50Breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up, okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be a Breyer next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives and I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it exactly?
42:09I should have...
42:11You went to a party, Sweet Pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives.
42:37I am fine and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at Euchre.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:20Good.
43:20So how was your ice?
43:22Oh, uh...
43:23Yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:34Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything.
43:45Right?
43:45You know.
43:47It's really not you.
43:49I, you are very charming.
43:51And have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59Okay.
44:02It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist.
44:07Um, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And, and I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:14Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my God.
44:22No.
44:22No.
44:22Can you imagine?
44:24But we are, at the very least, something.
44:28Like, some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God, now I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and
45:06I can't be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:18Pull my hair.
45:19Just really sell it.
45:20And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot and meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:42Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
46:05Well, a lot of mon impressive ones.
46:10Yes!
46:10Yeah!
46:11A lot of mon even muster playing a lot of hours.
46:16I'm hoping to have to do my 30 years.
46:20It's going to be a vibe.
46:21Nice to meet you!
46:22Well, and me happy meeting you with a minute.
46:28I can't make you love me no.
46:31I can't make you love me, baby
46:33I can't make you love me
46:35I can't make you love me
46:37Go the fuck off!
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
46:42Who is she?
46:43I am she. She is me.
46:46I'm actually so proud I could cry.
46:48You have to admit, you had fun.
47:25I'm out of four games.
47:31Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe...
48:04You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
48:20I don't like it.
48:21When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts
48:25Now I always ask what it was
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray
48:34That's still propped up on your bar cart
48:39Couldn't make the grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite Batman
48:53I'll think of you and say Christian Bale
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite
49:04Beers when you're in your games
49:07The look on your face when you turn 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's gonna stick
49:16You broke me to pieces
49:19But I root for you even
49:21Though everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I bloomed for your gaze
49:31To your wall of guitars
49:33All your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases
49:47Now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:54I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59Anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker so I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12Oh, as long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
50:22The look on your face when you turn 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces
50:34But I root for you even
50:37Though everything went up in flames
50:40I'll never forget how I bloomed for your gaze
50:46At your wall of guitars
50:48All your video games
50:50All your video games
50:54All your video games
51:23At least I'm treading water
51:26You're not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you
51:31Baby, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me
51:35Are you even now?
51:37Even now?
51:39Even now?
51:41As long as I live
51:43I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You said the bar
51:58You're gonna stick
52:52Um, I'll never forget why
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