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00:14Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:19Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:22I can live with that.
01:27I can live with that.
01:27I can live with that.
01:29Like a backseat driver
01:30If that's what I get from what I need tonight
01:33Then watch me sit the day on fire
01:42She held my hand and led me back to the river
01:49We drowned our sins all night and howled at the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heaven
02:01With fire I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Hey!
02:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:11The preacher said I couldn't get no higher
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:17Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21If that's what I get from my desire
02:24Then watch me sit the bed on fire
02:33I tried it, I liked it
02:37No one found that surprising
02:40I fall asleep with the magic magic
02:43I sit the bed on fire
02:45I sit the bed on fire
02:47I tried it, I liked it
02:49No one found that surprising
02:52I fall asleep with the magic magic magic
02:56I set the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02Richard said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:15Watch me sit in the bed on fire
03:28Watch me sit in the bed on fire
03:34Watch me sit in the bed on fire
03:46Watch me sit in the bed on fire
03:50Sam?
03:52Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that
03:55Okay, rude, but that's not what...
03:59Mom?
03:59Are you there? I can't see you
04:01Fuck
04:02I mean, those kids are a blessing, but they're a lot
04:14You say that every year, and every year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave and the house
04:19is empty again
04:20I know
04:20What are you doing this year, honey? Are you gonna go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no, Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving, so I'm gonna stay for that
04:28Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun
04:31What are you gonna bring? You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:35Yeah, yeah, but...
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed
04:39We won't
04:40Text Garrett, ask him how many people are going
04:42Uh, hi, um...
04:46Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:49Uh...
04:51Introduce me
04:52No, Mom
04:53Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Hi, Mrs. Wells
04:58Please, call me Carrie
05:00Look at you
05:02You weren't exaggerating, Hannah
05:03He's so handsome
05:04Okay, hanging up now
05:06Hey, Garrett
05:07Hannah's dad is gonna be so jealous
05:09I met you first
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends
05:13He posted about your game last night
05:15He wanted to tag you, but don't worry
05:18I didn't let him
05:19You should just know that you have a superfan over here
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25Doesn't matter, he's proud
05:27Okay, we gotta go, we have class
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett
05:31Nice meeting you too, Mrs. Carrie
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie
05:37Miss and love you too, Mama
05:38Bye
05:41Sorry, she's enthusiastic
05:42She's sweet, she loves you
05:44Okay, are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars, Wellsy
05:48One day, Graham
05:50One day
06:14I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me
06:21I want you to come home for Thanksgiving
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you before the wedding
06:32And I would appreciate it as well
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing, but I don't
06:37It's not a game, Garrett
06:39I'm really trying here
06:41I'm a different man now
06:43And I don't expect you to understand this, but Cindy
06:48She's chosen to trust me
06:54And I want to be someone worthy of that trust
06:59Garrett, please
07:02Just think about it
07:19It's almost there, but it's like my advisor said
07:21I'm just, I'm not feeling it
07:23Not yet
07:24Okay
07:26Fine, I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break
07:28Great, yeah, thank you
07:30No worries
07:31See you, Garrett
07:32Yeah, bud
07:37Can Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin has some cool ideas for a new verse
07:42Ooh, which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving
07:46Hey, Wellsy
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:50Seems like your parents would love to see you
07:52Uh, that, that place isn't really my home anymore
07:56Because what happened here?
07:59Yeah, yeah, and what happened after?
08:02Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid
08:06People don't tend to believe you
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him
08:10Testified against me in court
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit
08:16He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah
08:20A hockey player?
08:23Yeah
08:27Ah, fuck
08:29Look, that, that's all in the past now
08:31He's in the past
08:33Indiana is just not my favorite place to go back to
08:37My parents get it
08:40Uh, what, why do you ask?
08:41Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving and meet his fiancee
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe
08:50I don't know
08:52I, yeah, things with my dad are
08:55Kinda
08:58It's complicated
09:01Yeah, well, you start your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass?
09:05When I saw him before practice, he seemed
09:08Like, different
09:10Good different?
09:11Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but
09:13But you hope so
09:15Look, I, I think people can change
09:17If they want to
09:19So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want
09:26If I go?
09:28Will you come with me?
09:31Of course
09:32Well, are you, are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do
09:37Real ones, anyway
09:45Thank you
10:02Oh, am I getting faster?
10:05Oh, I lost interest in that
10:08You look good
10:10Mean
10:10Are you tough mean or you mean?
10:14Zdenochara mean
10:15You can never pull off me mean
10:17I'll take it
10:18By these pictures, I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend
10:21Because I'm not
10:23Uh-huh
10:27Huh
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw
10:31Want me to put it on speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides
10:35She's probably having a hard time right now
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving?
10:39She did that to herself
10:40She's trying, dude
10:41She's always trying
10:45Gotta get that
10:50Hi, Mom
10:53This, gentleman, is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection
10:58It's a big-ass turkey
10:59Damn straight
11:00We're gonna kill Thanksgiving
11:01Unlike last year
11:02When everyone brought something
11:04And all we had to eat was a turkey
11:05And 300 Miller High Life's
11:06Champagne of beers
11:07I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year
11:09Which is why I've put it upon myself
11:11To handle all food preparations
11:12Because this year
11:13Is going to be the best Thanksgiving
11:15The perfect Thanksgiving
11:20Holy shit
11:20Holy shit
11:21Since I can't go home
11:22I've decided to make all my mama's greatest hits from scratch
11:25We got three kinds of pie
11:26Two kinds of cranberry sauces
11:28And more sweet potatoes than you can shake a stick at
11:31And the piece de resistance
11:34The Tucker family deep-fried turkey
11:36All rights reserved, 1985
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done
11:41No, no, no, no
11:42I'm very much not done
11:43A general is only as good as his troops
11:46Okay?
11:47Where's Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:50I'm not leaving anything up to chance
11:52This, my friends, will be a military operation
11:55Y'all have jobs to do
11:56Okay? Where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett, thank you for finally joining us
12:01You and Wellesie will handle the pie crust from Dell's back stock
12:04For?
12:05Thanksgiving
12:07Oh, right
12:07Uh, sorry, Tuck
12:08Hannah and I are going to my dad's place in Boston
12:11Can't make it
12:11What?
12:12No
12:14Okay
12:16No problem, no problem
12:17Dean, you can handle all this stuff, okay?
12:18Ah, no, I would be all over that
12:19But I am road tripping down to New York tomorrow with Beau
12:22No, no, dude
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
12:25Lock off Wednesday, dude
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here when I could be drunk there?
12:30Sorry, Beau
12:30See you next year
12:33So the friends are abandoning Friendsgiving
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here
12:38It's going to be the perfect fucking Thanksgiving
12:39What do you need?
12:42I'll send you my to-do list
12:51Damn
12:52I know
12:53It's glorious
13:00I'm so depressed you're not coming to Brooklyn with me this year
13:02Me too
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett
13:05As much as I love watching Aunt Kathy get drunk and busting out our old cheer routine
13:09God, old gals still got the splits
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving without Sean, how are you doing?
13:15Oh, honestly, I am loving my single life
13:17I'm Yasmina in season two of Anissa Alashba
13:21Doesn't she fall into a coma for most of that season?
13:23Yes, but before that she's single and thriving
13:26As am I
13:28Just not getting tied down
13:29Focusing on myself and my acting
13:32That's it
13:33Well, I am proud of you
13:34Well, you too
13:35Meeting Garrett's dad
13:37Being a good girlfriend and shit
13:40You nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no
13:42Yeah
13:44And he's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah, okay
13:47I'm a little nervous
13:48But not cause he's famous
13:50Just...
13:50I don't know
13:51The way Garrett talks about him
13:53Seems like really intense
13:54Yeah, I've seen him at games
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so
13:59Well, don't stress
14:00It's not about him liking you
14:02It's about Garrett
14:03And he already likes you
14:06Yeah, I just think it's really important to Garrett that this goes well
14:10That's what relationships are for, honey bun
14:12Supporting each other
14:13Helping each other grow as people
14:16Can all be about sex and fun
14:21Shit, bus almost here
14:22Gotta go
14:22What? No, Garrett can just drive you
14:25No, no, it's fine
14:25I love a bus
14:26You hate a bus
14:27It's fine
14:29I love you
14:29Happy Thanksgiving
14:30Love you
14:51Alright
14:51425 for how long?
14:5230 minutes
14:53Use that time to prep the turkey before it has snow in it
14:56And don't forget to pat dry the bird
14:57Pat dry the bird
14:57I know, I know
14:59Can't be wet
15:00Unless you want a crispy turkey and no eyebrows like Uncle P
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows with sweet potato casserole
15:08Ooh, slivers, dude
15:09Dude, slivers
15:11Just easy
15:12Yes, chef
15:12There you go
15:14Just remember to drop the turkey in exactly one hour before your sides are ready
15:19One hour, got it
15:20First Thanksgiving, you're cooking all on your own
15:22It's weird doing all this without you
15:24Miss you too, JT, but I'm right there with you
15:26Yeah, I can practically smell the sweat and testosterone
15:31Fair
15:32Just don't want to screw anything up
15:34It has to be perfect
15:35No such thing
15:36Stop it
15:36It's not the food
15:37It's the comfort and love that make the food
15:40Did you just quote the Barefoot Contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:44Ah, no way no one is there
15:46Gravy, gotta go
15:47Love you, baby
15:52Perfect
15:53Yes
15:54Yes
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago, where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three
16:05They were just here
16:07What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving right now, okay?
16:13What's normal?
16:14Turkey, pumpkin pie
16:15Boo, boring
16:17Say what you will about mom, we always have fun
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting, selective memory
16:22Can't we just enjoy this, please?
16:25You are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving
16:27They were just here
16:28Marshmallows were just here in front of the cans
16:30Party people
16:32Happy Thanksgiving
16:33Birdie
16:34Nats
16:34Thank God I thought we were going to have too much food
16:37Not a chance
16:37We brought friends
16:38And we brought one
16:39Oh six
16:40Woo
16:41Six more people, I can't do great
16:42That's perfect, I can do that
16:43Yeah
16:44Hi, how you doing?
16:45Hi, Teddy, thanks for having us
16:46Hi
16:47Hi
16:48Good to see you
16:50Is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole on one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this
16:57This is a bad idea
16:58You're right
16:59Who brings a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing
17:06Or maybe I should have brought wine
17:08I met my dad, Wellesie
17:10Oh, right
17:13Hey, we can go at any point
17:16Just give me the signal and we'll get the fuck out
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah, like
17:20I don't know, squeeze my hand
17:21Or something
17:22Once means you're good
17:24Two squeezes and we're gone
17:30Or we go
17:36Or we stay?
17:38You gotta give me something here
17:40We stay
17:42Okay
17:45First step, get me out the car
17:49Yeah
17:49Yeah
17:53Garrett, you made it
17:55Dead
17:56And you must be Hannah, glad to finally meet you
17:59Hi
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand
18:01But...
18:01Well, I'll take that
18:02Oh, pie!
18:04Yeah
18:04Oh, it's key lime
18:06You love key lime
18:07He loves key lime
18:08I do, it's the superior pie
18:09Thank you
18:10Well, don't let the poor kids freeze out there
18:12Come in
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge
18:16I'll take your coats
18:17Thank you
18:21Thanks
18:25It's a nice house
18:27It's a nice house
18:31Oh, look at you
18:34It's...
18:36Oh
18:41They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah
18:44It's uncanny
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett
18:48I can't wait to hear all about how the season's going
18:52Come on, I'll put the game on
18:54It's you versus me, kid
18:55Rangers Bruins
18:56Actually
18:58Is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah
19:01Of course
19:02You don't have to ask permission
19:03This is your house, too
19:06Here, I'll give you the tour
19:08Cool
19:10Thank you so much
19:11Thank you for coming
19:12Thank you
19:12Who is that now?
19:15Can we come bearing alcohol?
19:17And...
19:17We got tiny little boxes of cereal
19:19Still up in the dining hall
19:20Oh
19:21Hey, look, Tuck
19:21More people
19:22Hannah said orphans were welcome
19:24They are
19:25They are, yes
19:26Uh, just grab a seat
19:28Jules will grab you a drink
19:30Yeah, right?
19:31Yeah
19:31Just make yourselves at home
19:33Here
19:34In the living room
19:35Okay, thank you guys
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:38Thank you
19:39Thank you
19:45Why is the stuffing not in the oven yet?
19:47Oh, because the corn pudding and the green bean casserole are already in there
19:50Here, please consult the oven schedule
19:53I did all of the math
19:54The stuffing needs to hang out in the neutral zone
19:57It only takes 30 minutes, okay?
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey
20:01Jules
20:01I can't right now
20:03Please
20:03Please
20:04Guys, please
20:05Somebody taste this
20:06Logan try it
20:07Thank you
20:09And for the end of the tour
20:11This is me
20:21You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah
20:24It's just weird being back here
20:26After my mom died
20:27I went out to boarding school
20:28And I never really lived here again
20:31Yeah, I can tell
20:33Is your dad running a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs when he goes to mall appearances or conventions or whatever
20:43Trying to keep the legend alive
20:46His best years are behind him
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:53This is what success looks like
20:55Eventually
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow and
21:00Get stuck bagging groceries at the stop and shop
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market
21:09So
21:11Yeah, not
21:12Yeah, it wasn't really a dream either
21:13What was?
21:17I don't know, she
21:18She was a singer
21:20Her high school choir won a bunch of competitions
21:22But
21:22I don't know, she never really went for it
21:24She must be proud of you then
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy
21:30My dad
21:31He's not really like that
21:33Or
21:34I don't know about now, but he wasn't
21:36Not just with hockey, with everything
21:37He was always
21:40So
21:42Intense?
21:43Yeah
21:44Yeah
21:44Yeah
21:45Yeah, seriously intense
21:55Yeah, I don't know, it just
21:57Seems kinda sad
21:58Like you wake up one morning and can't play hockey anymore
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at
22:05That's not true
22:06That's not an answer
22:10I
22:10I think I would be
22:13Like
22:14Relieved
22:22Sorry
22:26Ali said that they wanted to wish me Happy Thanksgiving
22:29Take it
22:29You sure?
22:36Yeah, I've got this
22:38Okay
22:43Hey
22:44Oh my gosh
22:45Hi everyone
22:50Okay, we have more people here than a Walmart on a Black Friday
22:54We are going to Loaves and Fishes this whole thing
22:57I'ma go get potatoes from the extra fridge and then
23:01Patches?
23:02Patches?
23:02Yes, yes
23:03Wait, wait, wait
23:06No marshmallows on the sweet potatoes?
23:08They're already sweet
23:09Okay, that's fucking blasphemy
23:11You're a blasphemer
23:12I will die on this hill
23:13We never had marshmallows on our sweet potatoes
23:16We never had sweet potatoes
23:17I had a sweet potato taco one year
23:19Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time for tacos, honestly
23:23Especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with Taco Shack
23:27They're open on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah, they're the only place open on Thanksgiving
23:31And we learned that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken
23:35The propane tank almost leveled the block
23:37Oh
23:38It was a blessing actually
23:40Mama Logan was never known for her cooking
23:44I know
23:45We should bring mom Taco Shack
23:47Absolutely not
23:49Well, she's probably surrounded by strangers eating gross rehab food right now
23:54So?
23:54So, she needs our support
23:56Should we be here for this?
23:58I supported her the last time she went in and the time before that and the time before that
24:02Well, it's Thanksgiving and she's fucking family, John
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules
24:06Exactly!
24:08She's...
24:09She's trying
24:10Okay!
24:11New plan!
24:12We're gonna whip up some spinach casserole
24:15What?
24:17You know what? Forget it.
24:18I'll go myself
24:25Tucker!
24:26Tucker!
24:26My friend!
24:27We are here!
24:29Yes!
24:30Yes you are!
24:31I'm so sorry to be late
24:32Uh-huh
24:33So, Yanis from Latvia
24:35Hi!
24:36Charlotte from Philippines
24:38Hi!
24:38Do you know Arjun?
24:39Mm-mm
24:40Hey!
24:40And Carl Heinz
24:41Hello! Carl Heinz
24:45Sorry!
24:47You know what boys and girls?
24:49I need space to work
24:50Everybody!
24:50We are going to take this shindig outside
24:52Let's go!
24:53Outside!
24:54Outside!
24:55Outside!
24:56Get your cokes!
24:57Thank you guys!
24:58I got this one for you right here
24:59Thank you guys!
25:05Bruins started the day
25:06Three points clear
25:07Fifth place
25:08Philadelphia
25:09Fourth in the East
25:11The game is on!
25:18I heard you stopped by and saw Bruins practice
25:20Yeah
25:22You get a chance to show up?
25:24Yeah, a little bit
25:26Atta boy
25:33Cindy seems...
25:34Nice
25:35She is
25:36Knows hockey too
25:37Penguins fan, but we're working on that
25:40All right
25:41Good
25:43Mmm!
25:44Ah!
25:44There you go
25:45There you go
25:47Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble
25:50He's too fast for the D
25:51Yeah, but he's slow on the backtrack
25:53They just got to get the puck off him first
25:54Mmm
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early
25:58Huh?
25:59Yeah, they don't need me yet
26:00Fontano's got a few seasons left in him
26:03Plus...
26:04I'm not ready yet
26:05I want to graduate
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial break
26:10Must a smart choice, Garrett
26:15Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro
26:1918 was...
26:21Really young for me to be thrown in the deep end
26:23He'll be better equipped to handle the pressure
26:26I'm in the fine room
26:29And we're back
26:30Base off one by Levy
26:32And the Bruins set it up
26:34The penalty kill has been outstanding
26:36In each faction in the game against the Bruins today
26:39Okay, are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:42And she goes by Kiara now
26:45It's like a whole thing
26:47Okay, wasn't she in London for like a week?
26:52Al?
26:54Uh...
26:54No, yeah, totally
26:57Uh...
26:57Okay, what's going on?
26:59No, nothing
27:00It's just like everyone's over
27:01Hey, if you're busy, I...
27:04Hey, Ally Hayes, I can hear your nails
27:05Who are you texting?
27:06What?
27:07Nobody
27:09It's Sean
27:09You're backsliding
27:11And lots
27:12Hey, it's okay
27:15It's my dad
27:16He, um...
27:18He can't find the remote again
27:19He, uh...
27:20I swear he has ADHD
27:21But his generation's undiagnosable
27:24Okay, okay
27:26Hey, I should probably go help
27:29Um...
27:30Love you, miss you, gobble, gobble
27:30I'm
27:31I'm
27:33I'm
27:45I'm
27:46I'm
28:39Happy Thanksgiving.
28:41Do you have an appointment?
28:42Hi.
28:43No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry, new intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I, um, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:57And John.
29:01Excuse me.
29:02I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, I'll bet you.
29:06Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message?
29:10Happy Thanksgiving, or...
29:11Actually, uh, contraband, please.
29:25It's a family tradition.
29:27She'll get it.
29:33It don't mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:37And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we gotta shore up our supplies if we're gonna spread the Logan love this holiday season.
29:57In that case, better hit the stop and shop, too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Come on.
30:07I'm your leader, I'm your teacher, I'm your mission.
30:11Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven.
30:13Chef.
30:14T-minus one hour.
30:15Chef.
30:16I always wanted to say that.
30:17Oh, gosh.
30:17Which means, mis amigos, it is time to deep fry the turkey.
30:21Yeah!
30:24Jules, you ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this.
30:27Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
30:36Oh!
30:38Wait, I forgot the back or the burn!
30:40Oh!
30:43Shit.
30:51Oh, my God!
30:57Oh!
31:01Oh!
31:04Oh!
31:05you guys are in for quite a treat cindy's mashed potatoes are really something and dairy free
31:18it's a happy accident hannah i asked cindy to uh make the mac and cheese with the bread crumbs
31:29like mom used to make i didn't want to overstep no no that's that's very kind thank you
31:38thanks for coming means a lot to me
31:46phil would you yes of course we should say a little grace before we dig in oh yeah
31:59lord thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us thank you for bringing
32:06us all together to enjoy this delicious meal and for the hands that prepared it
32:12we ask you to guide us towards love and understanding
32:21to experience what it means to be family
32:29in this life and the next thank you lord
32:40amen
32:58everything okay yeah i just gotta chill she's thin skin this one not billed for boston winter
33:07why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater darling
33:13no don't whoa just sit
33:19is there a problem sorry i just
33:25i need uh um i'm so sorry i'm not feeling well
33:35can we go
33:40let's go
33:44slow down garrett give me the keys i'm driving
33:48anna garrett
33:50please
33:53wait your coat
33:57thank you
34:01i'm gonna go warm up the car
34:08your wrist it was an accident no it wasn't
34:12i'm sorry i ruined thanksgiving your father really wanted us all
34:16no no you you you didn't ruin
34:21you can't stay with him look he felt awful after and and it it's just it's not who he is
34:28it's exactly who he is he says it's not gonna happen again right he makes promises he says he'll
34:34change it's a lie it's all a lie he doesn't care about you he doesn't care about me all he
34:38cares
34:38about is phil fucking graham that's it listen to me my mom didn't have the chance to get out
34:44but you do
34:44please leave please
35:01it's complicated
35:17i can't see you in myself
35:22and it's scaring me to death
35:32i can't be so now
35:37but i can't be like this
35:40among you
35:53Karen
35:54are you okay
35:56yeah
35:58yeah i'm fine
36:00no you're not
36:01And my heart just gets broken over and over again.
36:10Garrett, talk to me.
36:24I couldn't.
36:26It's okay. You're okay.
36:29I couldn't protect her.
36:33My mom should...
36:36I tried, but...
36:41I couldn't fight back.
36:45Garrett, did he hit you?
36:58What if I...
37:03What if I'm just like him?
37:04Hey, you're not.
37:07You...
37:09You would never hurt someone like that.
37:12She was scared of me.
37:14Cindy?
37:15The way she looked at me.
37:17That wasn't about you.
37:19She doesn't know you.
37:23Hey.
37:40How do you feel?
37:49I'm sorry.
37:50But you didn't know you were giving me.
37:52It's a very good thing.
37:54Oh, I'm sorry.
37:58I'm sorry
37:59I should have told you everything
38:06I should have told you the truth
38:07You did
38:08You did
38:24What do you, what do you need?
38:32Let's just go home
38:35Yeah, let's go home
38:36Okay
38:42I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today
38:46But I want to thank you all for coming together
38:49To enjoy this once proud bird
38:53So without further ado
38:55Let's play
39:26We'll be right back
39:26It doesn't count
39:27What?
39:29Yes it does
39:30I hear a voice
40:00It's a Logan Thanksgiving
40:02Motherfucker
40:09Country Road
40:11Country Road
40:24Take me home
40:26To the place
40:28Take me home
40:30Cause you won't
40:33Yeah
40:34Yeah
40:43This might be the best sandwich I've ever had
40:46There's something about cold turkey just tastes better
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it
40:51It's cold turkey
40:53Not going anywhere
40:54It's reliable
40:59Well Z
41:01Yeah
41:02Thank you
41:04It's just a sandwich
41:07Still
41:09Thank you
41:24Oh wait
41:25I forgot
41:29It's not mac and cheese
41:31With breadcrumbs
41:37But
41:39My therapist used to say
41:41That you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones
41:45It seemed like a good one
41:48It was
41:53The cake was still so frozen that we couldn't cut into it
42:04Here we go
42:07Hey lovebirds
42:08Glad we got you
42:09Happy Thanksgiving
42:09Happy Thanksgiving
42:11Here wait let me add Dean
42:12We gotta get the whole fam here
42:15Hello
42:15Hey what
42:17Are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan motherfuckers
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York
42:23On Thanksgiving
42:25Yankees suck
42:27Yankees suck
42:28Yankees suck
42:30Yankees suck
42:31Okay well at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink
42:33I don't know
42:34Last time I checked my ass was perfectly intact
42:36Ew
42:37Okay confirm
42:38You guys are so dumb
42:39Dean do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Well Z
42:43Don't stoop to the level
42:44Happy Thanksgiving
42:45Good night
42:46Happy Thanksgiving
42:47Yes happy Thanksgiving dorks
42:57They didn't see you
42:59They didn't see you
43:14Not that it matters
43:15But I'm breaking patterns
43:16I'm getting so good at Pilates
43:18Broke up with you in November
43:20Sorry I know you remember
43:22Are you depressed or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's a ladder
43:26I've been so careful with you in your day
43:29I'm out late
43:31And being a saint is exhausting
43:34See me I wanna be wanted
43:36See me I wanna be wanted
43:38See me I wanna be
43:39See me I wanna be
43:56Just me or does he look amazing
43:58When he's all in his innocent faces
44:00Let's rip him off, talk to God
44:03Let's walk
44:05Suddenly all the lights are on
44:07Taking it as a sign from God
44:09And I'm saying it over and over again
44:13I've been so careful with you, babe
44:16Your lines, babe
44:18So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it
44:21Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:22Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:24Sue me, I wanna be
44:26Sue me, I wanna be
44:27Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:28Sue me, I wanna be toxic
44:30Gonna blow up your life like it's atomic
44:32Sue me, I wanna be
44:34Sue, yeah, I wanna be
44:35Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:36Your face, my face
44:38It's kissing, babe
44:41And I won't make it late
44:42Cause I know that you want it
44:44Your face, my place
44:46It's business, babe
44:49And your roommate is here
44:50So it's me, I should try it
44:52Sue me, I wanna be
44:54Sue me, I wanna be
44:56Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:07Sue me, I wanna be
45:36Sue me, I wanna be
45:36Sue me, I wanna be
45:36Sue me, I wanna be
45:36Sue me, I wanna be
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