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ENG Campaigning For Love
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00:00:08Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:14He's so hot. I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:18Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:21I should be sick. I'm sorry.
00:00:30It's my pleasure, Mr. Stinnett. Congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:38Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:43Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:45Well, are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:57Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:10Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:15What are you talking about?
00:01:16Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:24Oh, baby. Please don't worry. I'll be in our room soon.
00:01:29Who the hell are you? Get away from me.
00:01:32Fuck out of my way.
00:01:57Hey, new intern. Are you serious?
00:02:00This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:04The side door is for the help.
00:02:06Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:09Get out and go through the back.
00:02:12I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:17Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:23I don't know how. She doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:27How garnished. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:31You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:33Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:41Excuse me.
00:02:42We grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:46And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:50Excuse me, intern.
00:02:52Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:02You've ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:05Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:10You clumsy hick.
00:03:12You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:14I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:18I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:21Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:23You dumb hick.
00:03:25This is all your fault.
00:03:27Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:30Stay out of this, maid.
00:03:32Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:40Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:42You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:46I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:51You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:53Us working-class girls gotta stick together. Right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:57You're right.
00:03:59Oh, God. I had a really tough day.
00:04:01It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:06That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:11I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:13Amen, girl.
00:04:15And...
00:04:17Look at you.
00:04:20You look like you fit right in.
00:04:26Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:32Hey, I gotta run.
00:04:34But this key works for the elevator, and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:38Call me if you need me.
00:04:40Good luck.
00:04:41Thanks again.
00:04:42See you later.
00:04:59Is somebody here?
00:05:02Is somebody in there?
00:05:11Oh, sorry.
00:05:12Oh, my God. He's so hot.
00:05:21Are you okay?
00:05:23Are you okay?
00:05:51You don't need nothing to me.
00:06:10So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:13He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:15I...
00:06:16You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:19I hired you to drug him.
00:06:22And to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:26And you...
00:06:27Returned empty fucking-handed!
00:06:30Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:33Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:38This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:44Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:06:55I can't believe we...
00:06:56I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:01I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:29Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it.
00:07:36It's right here.
00:07:38It doesn't matter.
00:07:40You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so today's your last
00:07:49day.
00:07:49A little trash girl.
00:07:51No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:52I really want this job.
00:07:57Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon,
00:08:03so...
00:08:03Be ready.
00:08:04He's never late.
00:08:06I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:09He wouldn't.
00:08:10He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:12Stop gossiping.
00:08:13Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:54You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:06I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:11Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely.
00:09:13Never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:23Something's familiar about her.
00:09:25Oh my God, he recognizes me.
00:09:27I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:36Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:41He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:43Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so...
00:09:48Don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:09:56No intern's allowed.
00:09:58Get me a coffee with nonfat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy, but I've spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:20You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a set up.
00:10:26Oh God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:42No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:45But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's gonna find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:06No one will find out.
00:11:09Senator Hester is about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:17I will protect your Second Amendment rights.
00:11:19Just have your coffee.
00:11:20Quiet in turn.
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka.
00:11:24You get a bazooka.
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:11:32Oh, shit!
00:11:36Gotcha!
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:38Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent.
00:11:41Christopher Stenton.
00:11:43Laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What?
00:11:47I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:49This indecent, immoral, and premaritable sex will have him burn in hell for all eternity.
00:11:59He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stenton, slept with the hooker last night.
00:12:11Oh, no.
00:12:12He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed.
00:12:22Oh, no.
00:12:23He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:27Oh, God.
00:12:29You useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry.
00:12:31I'll clean that up.
00:12:32And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stenton, slept with the prostitute last night.
00:12:44Thank goodness, that isn't a photo of me.
00:12:46Wait a second.
00:12:47That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:53That stupid farm girl smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:56I'll get out.
00:12:59Sir, this is bad.
00:13:00It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with the prostitute or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:11The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:28The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:31She's your one night stand?
00:13:33Please, no.
00:13:34You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:35It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:38It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:40The boss would never be with someone as lonely as you.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:45You don't belong in this high level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:53Damn.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:56Good.
00:13:57Don't talk to her.
00:13:59Your one night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:04Sir, the Senator is all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:08And they'll believe him.
00:14:09And we'll lose this election.
00:14:12Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:14But how can I if the girl I was really with won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:26Of course.
00:14:28We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:38We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:40And maybe we'll see the woman I was really with last night too.
00:14:43You'll see I knew who she was with.
00:14:49You're on your phone?
00:14:51Again?
00:14:52Go get me a muffin.
00:14:54Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:55No raisins.
00:14:56And make sure it's gluten free.
00:14:58I was just calling in your order.
00:15:00No.
00:15:01Actually.
00:15:04Stephanie.
00:15:05This is Sarah.
00:15:06We met.
00:15:07I remember you.
00:15:08What's up girl?
00:15:10Is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:16Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:19I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage.
00:15:23May I ask why?
00:15:24I know it's a lot to ask.
00:15:25I'll explain later but it's an emergency.
00:15:28Us working class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:31Staff in the security room is my friend.
00:15:33I got it.
00:15:36My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:15:37We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:40Come on Stephanie.
00:15:41Delete that footage fast.
00:15:43Or I'm in trouble.
00:15:46Hey.
00:15:47Sarah, right?
00:15:48Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you.
00:15:50It's been a crazy day.
00:15:52That's okay.
00:15:53I swear it's not usually like this.
00:15:55But I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:15:59Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:05Senator Hessler's all about the politics of anger but Topher isn't.
00:16:08He doesn't name call or put people down so you shouldn't either.
00:16:12And for the last time my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:16Bravo.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18That's the right attitude.
00:16:20Think about learning some tips from her.
00:16:22She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:25What?
00:16:28But she's...
00:16:31I would love to get to know you.
00:16:35Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:42Don't worry, sir.
00:16:43We're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage.
00:16:45Any second now.
00:16:47Go ahead.
00:16:49What?
00:16:51The footage was deleted?
00:16:52Phew.
00:16:53With the footage gone no one will find out we slept together.
00:16:56Not even him.
00:16:57I'm in the clear.
00:16:59I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:05Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:11God, he's so hot.
00:17:13But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:19No.
00:17:22Sir, she's unqualified.
00:17:25She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:17:27She's nobody.
00:17:29This is her last day, actually.
00:17:32She's exactly what I need.
00:17:35Oh, no.
00:17:36Not me.
00:17:37For my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:39Be ready.
00:17:40We're gonna be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:44So much for staying away from him.
00:17:48You little hick.
00:17:51How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:57The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week.
00:18:00Policy positions.
00:18:01Memorize all of it.
00:18:03There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:07If anyone finds out that he is intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us.
00:18:13So, keep it professional.
00:18:15I believe in this campaign.
00:18:16I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:18That's why I stole the footage?
00:18:20Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:18:24I didn't know that it was him.
00:18:25And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:30You like him.
00:18:31I get it.
00:18:32He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:36I know.
00:18:37But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:18:40And if word ever got out that he slept with his own-
00:18:43Don't worry.
00:18:44The footage is gone.
00:18:45And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:48Crisis averted.
00:18:50My opponent, Christopher Stinnett, is a lying scandal.
00:18:54In this election, I will prove it.
00:18:57Vote for me.
00:18:58What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:00He's just making up this story about the candidate sitting with a hooker last night.
00:19:04What?
00:19:05He called you a hooker?
00:19:06No, not me.
00:19:08But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:13And it's all a lie.
00:19:15He's just framing him.
00:19:16I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:21What?
00:19:22I was there.
00:19:23And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:26You were the only one.
00:19:29Stop.
00:19:30I will.
00:19:31After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:41Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:45He's in his office.
00:19:46Go on in.
00:19:46Oh, no.
00:19:47I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:56Morning, sir.
00:19:57Your coffee?
00:19:58Sarah.
00:19:59Please, call me Topher.
00:20:03Ah.
00:20:04Just what I needed.
00:20:07Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:10It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:13May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:17You seem nervous.
00:20:19I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:20No, I, um...
00:20:23Senator Hustler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:28It's a lie.
00:20:29It's so frustrating.
00:20:30That's what my opponent does.
00:20:33He lies.
00:20:36But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:38Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:42The prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:46So all we have to do is just smile, take a breath, and it's okay.
00:20:54Perfect.
00:20:56Just like that.
00:21:02What are you doing here, farm girl?
00:21:04The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:07Senator Hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:10But there's no proof.
00:21:11Politics isn't about proof, intern.
00:21:13It's about stories, okay?
00:21:15And the senator's telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:18Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:22The senator is lying.
00:21:24Let's go confront him.
00:21:26I'll do it myself.
00:21:27No, sir. It's politically dangerous.
00:21:29I'm not worried.
00:21:31Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:36And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:40Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:43Let the adults take it from here, farm girl.
00:21:46I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:49Wait!
00:21:49Sir.
00:21:50We gotta go.
00:21:51Now.
00:21:52I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:54I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:57Come on.
00:21:58I want you with me.
00:22:08Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:12He slept with a hooker.
00:22:22Excuse me, Senator.
00:22:24You're gonna lie about me.
00:22:25Say it to my face.
00:22:27Aww.
00:22:28The immoral man who slept with a hooker has arrived.
00:22:33I did no such thing.
00:22:34A photo in the elevator is not proof, Senator.
00:22:37I think you should mention proof.
00:22:39Cause it's show time.
00:22:41Bring in the hooker!
00:22:45You screwed up.
00:22:48This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett, pays yours truly for sex.
00:22:54That door.
00:22:57She's lying.
00:22:58I didn't sleep with her.
00:22:59I was with someone else.
00:23:01Well we can't prove it.
00:23:02Damn it.
00:23:03I deleted the footage.
00:23:04That would prove it.
00:23:05I gotta do something.
00:23:06Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:09Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:10Get out, Intern.
00:23:12Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:15Christopher!
00:23:16What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:20She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:22She drugged me.
00:23:23That's a lie!
00:23:24You were sober.
00:23:26Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:31Likely story, Stinnett.
00:23:34Admit it!
00:23:35Admit you paid for sex!
00:23:37I don't lie to the public.
00:23:39Unlike you, Senator.
00:23:40I'm honest.
00:23:42Oh, baby.
00:23:43I know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed.
00:23:48Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race!
00:23:54I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:56I'm not giving up.
00:23:57Especially not because of a lie.
00:24:06I don't know you.
00:24:07Stop.
00:24:08Oh, come on.
00:24:09You know me.
00:24:10I liked that big booty last night.
00:24:13Slap it again!
00:24:15Absolutely not.
00:24:16It's a lie.
00:24:18Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:20You have been exposed as a D.N.C. dirty sex creep!
00:24:25Now drop out of the race!
00:24:27Now!
00:24:30Not so fast.
00:24:36It's you.
00:24:38Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:46You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:48I did.
00:24:49And I can prove it.
00:24:52You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:54I did.
00:24:55And I've got the proof.
00:24:56Who the hell are you, blondie?
00:24:58You're lying!
00:24:59Are you sure about that?
00:25:02Who the hell is this?
00:25:03Get her out of here!
00:25:05This is my event!
00:25:07No.
00:25:08I know her.
00:25:08She works at the hotel.
00:25:10She saw everything.
00:25:11That's right.
00:25:11I was on duty that night.
00:25:13And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stennett in the hallway, but she failed.
00:25:19He pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:22Stennett!
00:25:23How much did you pay to a random maid to testify for you?
00:25:28I told the truth.
00:25:30And your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:35Look.
00:25:36There I am in your photos.
00:25:38Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:40So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:43And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:48This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:50Shut up, Candy!
00:25:50Gee, Senator.
00:25:52You're such a moral family values man.
00:25:55Why are you on a first name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:01Screw you!
00:26:02I'm out of here!
00:26:03You get your ass back!
00:26:10Is it true, Mr. Stennett?
00:26:11You spent the night with this woman?
00:26:13You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:14I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:17I have to do something.
00:26:19I want to help you save your campaign.
00:26:21But I need you to trust me.
00:26:23Okay?
00:26:32Random stranger?
00:26:33Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:36My name is Beth.
00:26:38I'm his fiancée.
00:26:41Beth.
00:26:47Who are you?
00:26:48Where are you from?
00:26:50What's your last name?
00:26:51Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:53She's a private person.
00:26:54I'm running it for office, not her.
00:26:57Thank you all.
00:27:05Hell yes.
00:27:05We just dodged a scandal.
00:27:07Thanks to her.
00:27:07Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:08Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:09If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:14You're engaged now?
00:27:15As Beth?
00:27:17I didn't know what to do.
00:27:19I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:22I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:24I can't do it again.
00:27:25I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:27But it's sexy.
00:27:29And don't worry.
00:27:30The election's in a week.
00:27:31You won't have to do it again.
00:27:32You're fine.
00:27:33You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:35This filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:40There you are.
00:27:41Did you see it?
00:27:42I did see it, sir.
00:27:42It was great.
00:27:44No.
00:27:44You didn't.
00:27:45You weren't even there.
00:27:47You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth and the hotel maid
00:27:50to fix it.
00:27:53Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:55What?
00:27:56No.
00:27:56Why would he fire me?
00:27:57I'm the one who set it up.
00:27:59I called Beth.
00:28:00I mean, I didn't.
00:28:01I actually didn't.
00:28:03Sarah.
00:28:04If you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:08What?
00:28:09Sarah's lying.
00:28:10She didn't.
00:28:11No, I did.
00:28:12I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:15To help Topher.
00:28:16She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:21Oops.
00:28:28I had it all planned.
00:28:32We catched it with the hooker I hired.
00:28:35And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:40Oh, Robbie loves that.
00:28:42I want her investigated and defuckin' destroyed.
00:28:47Destroyed!
00:28:47Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:51It's like, Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:53Shh.
00:28:54That's not impossible.
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:57You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:01She doesn't exist!
00:29:03Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:05We're back in a close race.
00:29:06And if we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:11And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee, Beth.
00:29:15We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:23When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:27It was nothing, really.
00:29:30Sarah saved us all.
00:29:31I need to get him alone to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:29:34Alright, everyone. Back to work.
00:29:36Topher.
00:29:37Sir.
00:29:39Can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:42Really, Sarah.
00:29:43You saved me.
00:29:45And I'll never forget it.
00:29:46I want to personally thank you.
00:29:48Topher.
00:29:50Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancee, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:55He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:29:57We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:29:59Damn.
00:30:01Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:03I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:14She's not picking up.
00:30:16Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before. Can you try to call her again?
00:30:20Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before. Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:25No, I can't pretend to be Beth again. It's too risky.
00:30:28I'll do my best.
00:30:29She's useless.
00:30:30I told you.
00:30:31She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:33No time, Topher.
00:30:34We need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:36Give us Beth's number.
00:30:39We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:42No.
00:30:43I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:45I'm here to protect her.
00:30:46Even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:47It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:51It'll destroy it.
00:30:51Wait.
00:30:52This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:54It's mine.
00:30:56And you work for me.
00:31:07What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:09I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:13You bitch.
00:31:16I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:22It's my fault.
00:31:24I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:26You're such a liar.
00:31:28Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:33You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:38You don't know Beth.
00:31:40And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it,
00:31:44I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:49I can't be Beth in public.
00:31:51It's too risky.
00:31:53But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:31:56I cannot ruin his career.
00:31:59The center is telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:03We need her.
00:32:04She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:05Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:06She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:08As if.
00:32:12Think about it.
00:32:13How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from the Cornfield
00:32:18know a beautiful, wealthy, city heiress?
00:32:21I wonder that too.
00:32:22If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her.
00:32:25For lying.
00:32:27I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:29Beth.
00:32:35Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:37It's so great to meet you.
00:32:39May I call you Beth?
00:32:41Topher.
00:32:41I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:45I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:47Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:51You're running a campaign and I'm a private person.
00:32:54I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:32:57We need her.
00:32:59The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:01Unless you do a joint TV interview,
00:33:04this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:06You need me.
00:33:08On live TV.
00:33:10I can't do it.
00:33:11I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:14It would be a disaster.
00:33:16Beth. It's your choice.
00:33:18This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:20By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:24She's late.
00:33:25Screw it. I have to fire her.
00:33:27Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:29I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:32She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:36Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you.
00:33:40Excuse me, I-
00:33:41You heard what I said.
00:33:43Back off.
00:33:45And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:47I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:52Topher.
00:33:54If it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:33:58Yeah? I'll script the whole thing. Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:01This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:04Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:09Well, I've got a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:14See-
00:34:15Where is she always running off to?
00:34:20Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:23Me too. I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:26Good, but the interview's soon. Where's Beth?
00:34:29Mr. Sinnott, is your fiance here yet? We're live in five minutes.
00:34:32Any second now.
00:34:36I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:39Not so fast, farm girl.
00:34:40Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:42You shameless bitch.
00:34:45You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:48No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you. I just need to use the ladies for-
00:34:52Hold it in.
00:34:53This isn't your corn farm. You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:34:58You're not going anywhere.
00:34:59We're live in four minutes.
00:35:00If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:05You'll take the blame, farm girl. If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:10Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:35:18You're not going anywhere. If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're gonna be here to take the blame.
00:35:25You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:28Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:32What? Beth said that? She isn't even here. You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:39Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful. And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:47Beautiful? I-
00:35:49Go fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:53Thank you, Topher. I mean, sir. Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:00I should have said that. But yes, I do think you're beautiful. I barely know Beth.
00:36:06Posing as my fiance was just to avoid a scandal. Honestly, I'd much rather be on the interview stage with
00:36:12you by my side. Not her.
00:36:15Topher.
00:36:16I know. We have to worry about the election. For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth. After
00:36:23that, all bets are off.
00:36:25Three minutes to air. Where's Beth? I'll go get her.
00:36:34My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:43Just breathe. If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:49One minute left.
00:37:01Come on, Beth. Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:37:10My campaign manager told me exactly what to say. This will be a breeze.
00:37:18We meet the mysterious Beth. Fiance of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:26Tell us, Beth. How did you two meet?
00:37:28Okay. Just have to repeat the lines of the campaign script for us.
00:37:33Well, it's been a whirlwind. We started dating about five months ago. We met at a political event.
00:37:39That bar girl bitch intern, Sarah, disappeared again.
00:37:42Quiet. Topher and Beth are doing great. Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:37:46Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth as a person?
00:37:51Shit. I forgot to write an answer to that question.
00:37:54Come on, Topher.
00:37:56It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance.
00:37:59What do you love about Beth?
00:38:02It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance.
00:38:05What do you love about Beth?
00:38:08My fiance is so modest. We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:13You can answer. I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:15I don't know anything about Beth. I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:21Where's Sarah?
00:38:23Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:27What do I love about her?
00:38:29She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:33She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:39She's beautiful.
00:38:41And humble.
00:38:43Sarah is...
00:38:44You're talking about me?
00:38:45Sarah. The real me?
00:38:46Sarah. Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:48Sarah's my middle name.
00:38:50That's right. Beth Sarah.
00:38:53Of course I was talking about Beth, my fiance.
00:38:56Well, same question for you, Beth. We know Christopher the politician. Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:03We know Christopher the politician. Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:10Beth is a private person. I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:13Well, this is a public TV interview. It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:17No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:20No, I don't mind.
00:39:21What do I love about Topher?
00:39:25There's something special about him.
00:39:27Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful, but unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:40He has a big heart.
00:39:42He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:49He respects and listens to everyone.
00:39:52Even his interns.
00:39:55He makes them feel good.
00:39:58We have a surprise.
00:39:59Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:40:04Senator, welcome.
00:40:06This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:08We didn't discuss having my opponent-
00:40:10What's the matter, boy?
00:40:12Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:17No. Of course not.
00:40:20Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:21Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:25I do. It's funny.
00:40:27Beth claims to be an heir as a political donor, but I've been in politics a long time
00:40:31and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:36She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:38I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:41Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:44But let's have a night where Indians live.
00:40:47There is a non-partisan charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:51I'll be there.
00:40:52Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:40:54I've never been to a black-tie event before.
00:40:57The Senator will expose me.
00:40:59Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:41:02Of course not.
00:41:04Beth will join me.
00:41:08Absolutely.
00:41:18How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:20I have never been to a black-tie event.
00:41:22It'll be fun.
00:41:23The booze is free.
00:41:25I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth.
00:41:28I won't know how to act.
00:41:29I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:33Only if you're the Queen of England or something.
00:41:35You will be fine.
00:41:37What are you so worried about?
00:41:39I just don't want to hurt Topher or his campaign.
00:41:42Wow.
00:41:43You've got a bad form, huh?
00:41:45A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:48And you get to dress up and eat caviar and finally see how the other half lives.
00:41:54I'm jealous.
00:41:56You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:00Are you serious?
00:42:02Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:04A rich guest left it.
00:42:06I got you covered.
00:42:16I got you covered.
00:42:23Topher, darling, another glass of champagne.
00:42:26Yes, girl.
00:42:27Make him work for it.
00:42:28Do you think he'll like it?
00:42:29Like it?
00:42:30He'll be drooling.
00:42:33Sarah!
00:42:34It's me, Topher.
00:42:35I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:36He's here to see me?
00:42:39But he can't see me like this.
00:42:42Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:50No, Topher!
00:42:51Hold on, please!
00:42:52But he can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:42:57I brought you something.
00:42:58I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:03I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:05Just one second!
00:43:08What has gone into you?
00:43:09I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:14Sarah!
00:43:15Oh!
00:43:16Hi.
00:43:17You're from the hotel.
00:43:19Stephanie, right?
00:43:20Yes, yes.
00:43:21Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:22I was just leaving.
00:43:24Have fun, you two!
00:43:30What was that?
00:43:31Is everything okay?
00:43:36Wow.
00:43:37I told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:39I heard a crash.
00:43:40I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:44What are you doing here?
00:43:46I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I
00:43:53don't.
00:43:54I came here to see you.
00:43:56I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:44:01Beth, wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:04You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:06I wish I could say what I came here to say, but I have a fake fiancee.
00:44:12And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:21Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:23I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:27It's a black tie.
00:44:28I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:37Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:40But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:43You're my assistant.
00:44:45I need you there with me.
00:44:46I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:50Good night, Sarah.
00:44:52Okay.
00:44:55And Beth.
00:44:56In the same room?
00:45:02Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:04Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:07Sarah, the campaign intern, and Beth, the heiress's fiancee.
00:45:11Dumb hick.
00:45:12Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:14You snuck away again.
00:45:16I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:18But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:22Nice.
00:45:23How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:26Look at this knock-off dress.
00:45:28Let me see this cheap.
00:45:30It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:32Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:35How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:39We are days out from an election, and you're stealing?
00:45:42If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:44I didn't steal it. It was a gift.
00:45:47Ha-ha. From who?
00:45:49Special man in my life.
00:45:51What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:45:53Get lost. In turn, he's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:45:59Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:02Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:06Wow.
00:46:07Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:10Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:46:14She stole that dress.
00:46:16It's not stealing if it's a gift.
00:46:21What?
00:46:23Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:26Am I not my right mind?
00:46:27I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:30What?
00:46:42Looky, looky.
00:46:44The sex creep candidate.
00:46:47Flirting with the poor young intern behind his fiancée's back.
00:46:53And speaking of your fiancée back.
00:46:55I'm gonna go change into bath, Topher.
00:46:57Just hang on.
00:46:58Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:02My fiancée will be right here.
00:47:04Isn't that right?
00:47:08Mr. Stinnock, where's your lovely fiancée?
00:47:11Yes, and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:14Yeah!
00:47:15Topher?
00:47:17Where is she?
00:47:18Your woman isn't here in five seconds.
00:47:21You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:33Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:37Only a little, darling fiancée.
00:47:40Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:47I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:47:53I think you're a fraud.
00:47:55And I'm gonna be watching you all night long like a Hulk!
00:47:59Oh, shit!
00:48:01What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:04Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:07Ladies and gentlemen, as your Senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:12For...
00:48:14For...
00:48:15My Bobby boy.
00:48:17The family community council.
00:48:18Yes!
00:48:19Family values!
00:48:21Which my opponent, Stinnock, has none of.
00:48:24First a prostitute, and then a sudden fiancée, we know nothing about.
00:48:32Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:48:34It's charity.
00:48:37Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:42I'm sorry you have to sleep without the night.
00:48:44It's okay.
00:48:45Just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:48:48Smart.
00:48:49His odors legendary.
00:48:53Beth!
00:48:55You're an heiress.
00:48:56And a political donor.
00:48:59Hmm.
00:49:00Funny.
00:49:01Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:49:06And I have never seen or heard of you until now!
00:49:10That's funny.
00:49:11I hadn't heard of you either until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:16A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:22Ha!
00:49:24Beth, are you alright?
00:49:26Of course she knows.
00:49:29It's the fork.
00:49:30Don't coach her, Stinnock!
00:49:32A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:49:37What else are you hiding?
00:49:40Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:44I may be rich, but in my heart, I'm working class.
00:49:48The kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use.
00:49:54Like Christopher.
00:49:56I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people, not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:03Ha ha ha! Nice try, girl!
00:50:06My name is Beth.
00:50:07Not girl.
00:50:09I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:11The kind of women you fear because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this
00:50:17election.
00:50:18Damn Beth, well played.
00:50:20This is outrageous.
00:50:22This is a charity event.
00:50:25This is not a woman's right, feminist, Nazi gathering.
00:50:29If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:50:34I want to see your taxes.
00:50:35I want to see your birth certificate.
00:50:37And I demand to know anything.
00:50:40Lady!
00:50:42Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:46Come on, my lady.
00:50:48Let's dance.
00:50:53Sorry.
00:50:55I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:50:59It's okay.
00:51:00I'm having fun with you.
00:51:06Is something wrong?
00:51:09I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:10I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign, but I had
00:51:16my heart set on someone else.
00:51:18Someone I have really real feelings for.
00:51:20Maybe even love.
00:51:22Who is it?
00:51:23I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:26A senator in press would devour me because she's my intern.
00:51:31I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:35Really?
00:51:41Oh, my God. He loves me. What?
00:51:43Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:48Well, I know Sarah.
00:51:50And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:51:53Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:51:55Do you know where Sarah is? I need to talk to her.
00:51:57I want to talk to...
00:52:00She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:04She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:07Perfect. Thank you, Beth.
00:52:12I'm sorry.
00:52:20He loves me. He loves me.
00:52:23But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:27Will he hate me for it?
00:52:30Sarah.
00:52:32I need to see you.
00:52:34Me, too.
00:52:35Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:36It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:41Not now, guys.
00:52:42Yes, now. The intern can wait.
00:52:44What is the intern doing here? Lonely with you?
00:52:47Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak. Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:50This is important. A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:52:55You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:52:58You're tied with Senator Hessler, and it's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:02People love her. She's our secret weapon.
00:53:05Seriously?
00:53:06People love me, but not the real me. The rich blonde I've been pretending to be.
00:53:12Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:14I see. It's good news. Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:17No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:24Wait!
00:53:26We're not doing any press conference until I have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:29Now.
00:53:30Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:32What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:42Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:45Too, Topher.
00:53:45I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but...
00:53:48I need to tell you that I...
00:53:53Wait.
00:54:02You're Beth.
00:54:04It's you.
00:54:06It's you.
00:54:08You're Beth.
00:54:09Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:11Sarah.
00:54:12Beth.
00:54:13Whoever you are.
00:54:14Why?
00:54:15I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:19But I came here because of you.
00:54:21Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:23You inspired me.
00:54:25That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:27I wasn't pretending. I was just having fun.
00:54:29I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:31But...
00:54:33Then...
00:54:33Then we had that night together.
00:54:36A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:41Then I came to the office, and you walked in.
00:54:44And I knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:54:49It would ruin my campaign.
00:54:51I had to protect you, Topher.
00:54:54So I pretended to be Beth.
00:54:59Say something, Topher. Please.
00:55:02I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:06I can't.
00:55:07If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you...
00:55:11It would ruin both of us.
00:55:13I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:16But I can't.
00:55:18I believe in you.
00:55:20Your campaign is too important.
00:55:22I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:24But Sarah, I love you.
00:55:25No.
00:55:27Now if he gets intimate with his assistant,
00:55:29it's game over for all of us.
00:55:32So keep it professional.
00:55:34Please.
00:55:36Don't.
00:55:41Hey, what's going on?
00:55:44The press is outside.
00:55:46They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:49Come on, the election's tied.
00:55:56What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:55:59It's nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:04You're so important to him.
00:56:08This is his speech.
00:56:10Make yourself useful.
00:56:11And give it to him.
00:56:13Now.
00:56:16Hurry.
00:56:20Now you'll be fired.
00:56:23Hick.
00:56:33It's just your speech.
00:56:40Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:41I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:05You know.
00:57:07I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech.
00:57:10Like most politicians.
00:57:12But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:15So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:18You ask me any question and I will answer.
00:57:22Any questions?
00:57:30This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:34But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:39Who gave him the speech?
00:57:42Who?
00:57:43Farm girl did it.
00:57:45I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:47No, that's not true.
00:57:49So you didn't give him the papers.
00:57:50No. Yes. I did give him the papers.
00:57:53Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:57:55Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:57:58I didn't do this.
00:57:59But we have to fire her.
00:58:00That's right.
00:58:01Fire the incompetent.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:06Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:10You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:12I'm not a liar.
00:58:14And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:16Enough.
00:58:18I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:22She's a good person. I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:24She gave you the papers.
00:58:26There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:28Check the printer ID.
00:58:30See who printed out these pages.
00:58:32What? But Sarah did it!
00:58:34She did it!
00:58:35Case closed! The end! Fire her!
00:58:39Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:40Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:45No. I...
00:58:47It's not what it looks like.
00:58:48This is your final warning.
00:58:50You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:58:53Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:58:55And you're fired.
00:58:58I need to speak with you.
00:59:00Alone.
00:59:00Topher.
00:59:02Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:04I can't.
00:59:06I won't be the reason you lose the election.
00:59:09So...
00:59:10To keep it professional.
00:59:12Wait, Sarah.
00:59:13Sir!
00:59:16You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign, Ed.
00:59:19Forget about the intern.
00:59:21We need to go.
00:59:22Now.
00:59:23I'm only going.
00:59:24If Sarah goes.
00:59:29Why?
00:59:31Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:59:34I mean radical ideas.
00:59:37Cut.
00:59:38Topher, what's going on?
00:59:40I'm fine.
00:59:41Let's just go for another take.
00:59:42What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:44What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:46For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:49Leave you alone?
00:59:50I don't know what you did.
00:59:52But I know that this is somehow your fault.
00:59:54You screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose.
00:59:57No, I only want him to win.
01:00:00Whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:02Idiot.
01:00:04Action.
01:00:05I'm Christopher Stinnett.
01:00:06Vote for me, Stinnett.
01:00:08Senate.
01:00:09Vote for the Senate.
01:00:10And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:12What?
01:00:13Love.
01:00:15Love.
01:00:16Cut! Cut!
01:00:17Topher, what's going on?
01:00:22Why are you looking at an...
01:00:25An intern?
01:00:27It's just in it.
01:00:29I'm here.
01:00:30I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:32I know you can win this, so...
01:00:35Let's see it.
01:00:36Let's go.
01:00:37Again, another take.
01:00:42Senator Hessler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:46I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:47I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:00:51Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:00:54I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:00:57whether it's popular or not.
01:01:00Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:04So, this election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:08Follow your heart.
01:01:10Vote for love.
01:01:12I'm Christopher Stinnett, and I approve this message.
01:01:15Cut!
01:01:17That was fantastic!
01:01:19Bravo!
01:01:22What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:25Let's keep filming.
01:01:27You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:29I'm tired of later.
01:01:30I want to talk now.
01:01:34Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:35Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
01:01:37To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:40Excuse me?
01:01:42Where are you going?
01:01:43That was great, sir.
01:01:47Before you say anything,
01:01:50Sarah, I want you.
01:01:52I need you.
01:01:54Topher, what about the election?
01:01:55Screw politics.
01:01:56You're more important.
01:01:57I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:00I want to be together.
01:02:01For real.
01:02:02If you do.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:24And we'll see you soon.
01:02:27We'll see you soon.
01:02:31We'll be back in the next video.
01:02:52That was so beautiful.
01:02:55Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:02:57For what?
01:02:58You've made me happy.
01:02:59Truly happy.
01:03:01I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:04I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:06I feel the same way.
01:03:08When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:13We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:18We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:22Be careful.
01:03:25Ouch.
01:03:27Are you okay?
01:03:28Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:31Don't move.
01:03:34I don't want to let you get hurt again.
01:03:37It's not a big deal.
01:03:41Don't move.
01:03:57I don't care if season's together.
01:03:58I'm still your intern.
01:04:00The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:08We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:10Damn.
01:04:11What's going on?
01:04:12Are you having an affair?
01:04:15Is there someone in here?
01:04:17I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:19Get out.
01:04:20This is a political campaign.
01:04:21There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:26Sorry.
01:04:27Beth, I...
01:04:29Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:31What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:33Can't handle all of Canada's passion in the bedroom?
01:04:35Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:36Get out.
01:04:38I apologize, sir.
01:04:40I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:43We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:47Did you hear that?
01:04:49It's a few more days without any scandals,
01:04:51and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:04:53I think that calls for some celebration.
01:04:55So, where were we?
01:05:03Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:07Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:09Excuse me.
01:05:10No, why would you fire me?
01:05:12I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:13I called Beth.
01:05:14Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:17but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:19Holy shit.
01:05:22Holy shit.
01:05:26You are Beth.
01:05:27Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:29You lying slut!
01:05:32I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:35but in the real world,
01:05:36there are consequences.
01:05:38Do you know what this means?
01:05:41A candidate for Senate
01:05:43sleeping with his intern?
01:05:46This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:48Christopher will lose the election.
01:05:51Thank you for the reminder,
01:05:52but no one will know if you don't...
01:05:54How did a dumb,
01:05:57poor farm girl like you
01:05:59seduce the hottest,
01:06:01most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:03Did you drug him or something?
01:06:05He should have been mine.
01:06:07Please keep your voice down.
01:06:09What is going on?
01:06:11I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:14I just found out
01:06:14you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:17Not only is it shocking,
01:06:19it'll end your career.
01:06:21I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:24so just dump her now
01:06:26and we'll figure it out.
01:06:28I don't care about her.
01:06:32I love her.
01:06:35I don't care about her.
01:06:39I love her.
01:06:43Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:44What's going on here?
01:06:46Topher, I need you help
01:06:47finalizing this press release.
01:06:49Let's go.
01:06:50He should be mine,
01:06:52you stupid, lying,
01:06:55slutty, corn-growing hick!
01:06:56For the last time,
01:06:58my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:00And remember what happened
01:07:01the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:03Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:05Just think what my boyfriend
01:07:06will do when he finds out.
01:07:10Oh no, poor girl,
01:07:12you should really be more careful.
01:07:19I'm fine.
01:07:21Okay.
01:07:23Did you do this?
01:07:24What?
01:07:26No, of course not.
01:07:28I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:31If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:33she's lying.
01:07:34I warned you about the name calling.
01:07:35I will not tolerate
01:07:38members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:40I didn't!
01:07:42You're fired.
01:07:43What?
01:07:45That stupid bitch lied!
01:07:48No, Topher.
01:07:49You can't fire your senior staff
01:07:50this close to election night.
01:07:52Yes, I can.
01:07:54You evil bitch.
01:07:55I'll make you pay.
01:07:58This is a big mistake.
01:08:03I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:06I know, Topher.
01:08:08But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:10that she's going to go and tell
01:08:11Senator Hustler and the media
01:08:13you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:14As long as I can be with you.
01:08:17What?
01:08:17Don't worry.
01:08:19Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:20She cares about this campaign
01:08:21too much to destroy it.
01:08:23I don't care about that right now.
01:08:25All I care about is you.
01:08:28Did you mean it
01:08:29when you said that you loved me?
01:08:32Of course I did.
01:08:34I love you, Sarah.
01:08:37I love you too.
01:08:47What do you think about this line
01:08:48for the debate tonight?
01:08:52I like it.
01:08:54Glad you like it.
01:08:59I think that's enough input
01:09:01from the intern.
01:09:03We have an election tomorrow
01:09:04in a debate against Hessler
01:09:07in a couple of hours.
01:09:08No more distractions.
01:09:10Let's go.
01:09:13Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:15Trust me, I'm all robbed of it.
01:09:17Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:19No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:20You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:22I'm not going to let the media
01:09:24see the lusty ways
01:09:24you look at your intern.
01:09:26She's not coming!
01:09:34When he goes low,
01:09:36you go high.
01:09:37In the debate,
01:09:38I need you to emphasize
01:09:39love over hate.
01:09:41Hate, right here.
01:09:42Get that?
01:09:43Yeah.
01:09:44Where's Sarah?
01:09:54Hi, I'm Sarah
01:09:55from the Christopher Stinnett campaign.
01:09:57He's expecting me.
01:09:58Sarah, yes.
01:10:00Here you are.
01:10:02Hmm?
01:10:03His campaign manager
01:10:04specifically told me
01:10:05to keep you out.
01:10:06Go away.
01:10:08But...
01:10:17Hi, I'm here for my fiancee's interview.
01:10:19My name's...
01:10:20I know you are.
01:10:21You're Beth.
01:10:21Please.
01:10:22Go right in.
01:10:24Oh, good luck tonight.
01:10:28Sarah,
01:10:29I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:30You're my good luck, Joe.
01:10:37Sorry.
01:10:38Beth,
01:10:38I...
01:10:39What?
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41Sarah?
01:10:41You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:49Oh, my God.
01:10:50Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:52It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:10:54Calm down.
01:10:56I ordered you not to come here.
01:10:58You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:01We're in love.
01:11:01He wants me at this debate.
01:11:03You stupid.
01:11:04Hey!
01:11:05That's my girl.
01:11:07Your girl?
01:11:08Jesus, Topher.
01:11:10This is a disaster.
01:11:11You've let this little farm girl
01:11:13hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:16Dump her now
01:11:18and kick her out
01:11:19or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:23Sarah,
01:11:25the election is in two days.
01:11:27I can't do this without
01:11:28a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:30Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:31You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:33What?
01:11:34Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:38Good luck winning without me.
01:11:44Listen.
01:11:46Go out there.
01:11:48Kick Senator Hussle's back.
01:11:55Hey, warm slut.
01:11:58Becca,
01:11:59Topher fired you.
01:12:00What are you doing?
01:12:01Oh, you didn't hear?
01:12:03I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:05And I told him everything.
01:12:07How Topher is sleeping with you,
01:12:09his intern.
01:12:13This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:21Becca,
01:12:21I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:23because you hate me that much.
01:12:25You really are spineless.
01:12:27What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:29Try and fight me?
01:12:32No, I don't fight.
01:12:34I go to war.
01:12:37We are live for the Senate debate
01:12:39between Senator Hussler
01:12:40and his challenger,
01:12:41Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:45That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:46We saw you fire a gun
01:12:48indoors at a press conference.
01:12:50We all saw the video.
01:12:51What video?
01:12:54If there was a video
01:12:56with an AI fake,
01:12:59whew,
01:12:59you are really getting nasty
01:13:01in the dirt
01:13:02like a farm girl.
01:13:06You and your boyfriend
01:13:08are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:10And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:13you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:16Sten,
01:13:17are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:21You are having
01:13:24an unethical,
01:13:26immoral,
01:13:28disgusting,
01:13:29torture affair
01:13:32with one of your employees,
01:13:33your intern!
01:13:35I...
01:13:36Hang on.
01:13:38No.
01:13:39This.
01:13:44What are you smiling about?
01:13:47Your boyfriend
01:13:47is about to be destroyed.
01:13:51Topher sees the best
01:13:52in people.
01:13:53But on the farm,
01:13:54I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:56I knew you would do
01:13:57something desperate
01:13:58when he fired you.
01:14:00So I prepared for this.
01:14:03You rang, Sarah?
01:14:04How the hell
01:14:05can a maid help you?
01:14:08All you have to do
01:14:09is tell the truth.
01:14:19Candy?
01:14:20I mean,
01:14:21who are you?
01:14:22You've spent your entire campaign
01:14:24mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:26Now it's time for me
01:14:27to give you a taste
01:14:28of your own medicine.
01:14:30Oh, come on,
01:14:32Senator H.
01:14:33You know me.
01:14:35I didn't sleep with your opponent
01:14:37like you paid me to.
01:14:39But I sure did sleep with you,
01:14:42big boy.
01:14:45I am a religious,
01:14:47moral family man,
01:14:48and I did not have sex
01:14:51with this woman.
01:15:01Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:03We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:06Topher is not only screwing
01:15:08his intern,
01:15:10his fiance isn't real.
01:15:12He lied,
01:15:14he lied,
01:15:14he lied.
01:15:15He slept with his intern,
01:15:19then he lied to all of you
01:15:20to pretend that his fiance
01:15:22was a social liar.
01:15:29After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:31you'll have no choice
01:15:32but to run home
01:15:33to your little corn farm.
01:15:35I, I, I, I,
01:15:37you lied!
01:15:38Admit it!
01:15:39And then drop out
01:15:40of this race in disgrace.
01:15:42You fool!
01:15:50You're right.
01:15:52I wasn't honest
01:15:53about my personal life.
01:15:56You all deserve
01:15:57the truth
01:15:58straight from me.
01:15:59Scandal!
01:16:01Godless,
01:16:02unethical,
01:16:03immoral,
01:16:04lying!
01:16:05S.O.B.
01:16:07I did lie.
01:16:09But the difference
01:16:10between us,
01:16:12you lie for cruelty
01:16:13and power.
01:16:15I did it for love.
01:16:19Sarah,
01:16:20I love you
01:16:21and I want everyone
01:16:22to know it.
01:16:23I care more about you
01:16:24than I care about
01:16:25winning this election.
01:16:28Will you please
01:16:28come on to the debate
01:16:29stage with me?
01:16:30He wants me
01:16:31to go on national TV?
01:16:33Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:34I can do this
01:16:35for Topher.
01:16:42What in the hell
01:16:43are you doing?
01:16:45This is a TPD,
01:16:47a televised political debate.
01:16:49You can't bring props.
01:16:50You think all women
01:16:51are objects?
01:16:53Sarah
01:16:54is not
01:16:55a prop.
01:16:57This is highly
01:16:58irregular.
01:16:59This is cheating.
01:17:00This is rigging
01:17:01the election.
01:17:02And this girl's
01:17:03got no...
01:17:04No.
01:17:05My name is Sarah,
01:17:06not girl.
01:17:08You want to talk
01:17:09about rights?
01:17:10You've been fighting
01:17:12to take away
01:17:12women's rights,
01:17:13Senator.
01:17:14You've demeaned
01:17:15and degraded women
01:17:16for far too long.
01:17:18Shut up.
01:17:19Sit down,
01:17:20woman!
01:17:21No.
01:17:22I'm showing you
01:17:23what it's like
01:17:24to finally have
01:17:24a powerful woman
01:17:25stand up to you,
01:17:26you sexist woman.
01:17:29Give him hell, babe.
01:17:31I'm not his intern.
01:17:33I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:37What?
01:17:37When I first met
01:17:38this woman,
01:17:39it was a case
01:17:40of mistaken identity.
01:17:42I didn't know
01:17:43she was my intern,
01:17:44and she didn't know
01:17:45I was her boss.
01:17:46Topher thought
01:17:46I was a socialite
01:17:47named Beth.
01:17:48And because
01:17:49Senator Hesler
01:17:50is a psychopath
01:17:51who was stalking Topher
01:17:53in an attempt
01:17:54to bring him down,
01:17:56I was afraid
01:17:57to create a scandal.
01:17:58So yes,
01:17:59I pretended
01:18:00to be Beth
01:18:01in public.
01:18:02But I didn't
01:18:02fall in love
01:18:03with Beth.
01:18:04I fell in love
01:18:05with Sarah.
01:18:07Some things
01:18:07are more important
01:18:08than elections,
01:18:09than politics.
01:18:11But I love you,
01:18:12Sarah.
01:18:14Win, win,
01:18:14or lose.
01:18:15I want to be
01:18:16with you.
01:18:17O-M-G!
01:18:18Gee, I am
01:18:19so confused.
01:18:20Is it Beth?
01:18:21Is it Sarah?
01:18:22Is it Clark Kent?
01:18:23Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:24Either way,
01:18:25you guys had
01:18:25an illicit affair
01:18:26and you lied
01:18:27about your engagement.
01:18:28For once,
01:18:29Senator,
01:18:30you're right.
01:18:32We're not engaged.
01:18:34But I'm here
01:18:35to correct that.
01:18:45Sarah,
01:18:46I love you.
01:18:47Whether I win
01:18:48or lose this election,
01:18:49I don't want
01:18:49to lose you.
01:18:51Will you marry me?
01:18:53Yes,
01:18:53of course
01:18:54I'll marry you.
01:19:06I will have you
01:19:08criminally investigated.
01:19:10I've done it before.
01:19:12I've stolen so much money
01:19:14from the Senate.
01:19:15I'm rich
01:19:16and I'll use this money
01:19:17to destroy you
01:19:18and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:20to investigate you.
01:19:22Ha!
01:19:24No!
01:19:25Senator,
01:19:25stop talking!
01:19:28It's about time
01:19:29you admitted to your crime,
01:19:30Senator.
01:19:31Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:34It's all taken
01:19:35out of context.
01:19:36If you see a clip of me
01:19:38on some video
01:19:39admitting crimes,
01:19:40it is a fake AI video
01:19:43of cheap fake fake news.
01:19:45Do commercial!
01:19:46No!
01:19:47What?
01:19:47What?
01:19:58Senator,
01:19:59we can figure this out.
01:20:01Silence,
01:20:02you incompetent woman!
01:20:03Go!
01:20:04Talk to the media!
01:20:06Get them
01:20:07to report
01:20:08Senate
01:20:09scandal!
01:20:10I tried.
01:20:11They don't care.
01:20:12They love him
01:20:13and his farm girl
01:20:15love story.
01:20:16Farm girl?
01:20:16Ooh,
01:20:17that is kind of hot.
01:20:18I can't lose
01:20:20this election!
01:20:20Election!
01:20:22Oh,
01:20:23Oh,
01:20:23shark!
01:20:24I've made
01:20:25a huge mistake.
01:20:27You should have
01:20:28a nicer decision.
01:20:30The volcano's erupted.
01:20:31No matter what happens,
01:20:33we ran a good campaign.
01:20:35I'm forever grateful
01:20:36for all of you
01:20:37who have helped.
01:20:39No regrets.
01:20:41You crushed
01:20:42Senator Hessler
01:20:42in the debate,
01:20:43but he has
01:20:44a big base of support.
01:20:46This will be
01:20:47an extremely close election.
01:20:4950-50 coin toss.
01:20:50You need to relax.
01:20:52Come with me.
01:20:58As your campaign manager,
01:21:00I disagree with the staff.
01:21:02The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:04They want hope.
01:21:06I think you'll win
01:21:07in a landslide.
01:21:08I hope so.
01:21:10But if I lose,
01:21:12it's not your fault.
01:21:13No matter what,
01:21:14I still love you
01:21:15and I can't wait
01:21:15to marry you.
01:21:17Me too.
01:21:18But you won't lose.
01:21:20An election this close
01:21:21will take hours
01:21:22for the results
01:21:23to come in.
01:21:24I think I will know
01:21:25what we can do
01:21:26to kill some time together.
01:21:29They're about to call it.
01:21:35Senator Hessler
01:21:36has been defeated.
01:21:38It is a landslide
01:21:40for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:41our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:45Yes!
01:21:46Yeah!
01:21:49Yes!
01:21:52Mr. Senator-elect.
01:21:56Sarah,
01:21:58he won because of you.
01:22:00You were right.
01:22:02Congratulations,
01:22:03both of you.
01:22:04Great victory
01:22:05and a great victory.
01:22:10Woo!
01:22:11Yes!
01:22:12Oh!
01:22:12Yeah!
01:22:13Yeah!
01:22:15Yeah!
01:22:18Senator,
01:22:19she's coming.
01:22:29I'm the luckiest man
01:22:30in Washington
01:22:31because I have you.
01:22:33Pardon me.
01:22:37I'm the lucky one.
01:22:38When I left the farm,
01:22:40I wanted to help
01:22:41change the world.
01:22:42But I never imagined
01:22:43I would end up here.
01:22:45Okay,
01:22:46let's get to the end.
01:22:47And now I pronounce you
01:22:48Senator and wife.
01:22:57Yeah!
01:23:01Mrs. Senator,
01:23:03the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:04First,
01:23:06let's change the world.
01:23:08Get us a copy
01:23:09of our women's right amendment.
01:23:11Let's make this thing
01:23:12into law.
01:23:13Yeah!
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