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Tfi Unplugged - Season 1 Episode 2 - Olivia Munn, Kris Marshall, Hard-Fi, Emma Laird
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00:04Hello, Michael.
00:05Hello, Chris.
00:07Are you ready?
00:08You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not, but come in anyway.
00:11I'm just about to put the kettle on.
00:12Thanks.
00:46Happy Friday! Happy Friday to you!
00:49And welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
00:53And good luck to anyone and everyone who's running the London Marathon this weekend.
00:58How about we begin with some super tips from some super ladies.
01:02First of all, Emma B.
01:04My name's Emma B and I'm running the London Marathon for the first time.
01:10And my super tip is if you're pooing your pants, it's OK.
01:13We're all pooing our pants.
01:17And I've heard that you can actually poo your pants on race day as well.
01:23It's true. That is actually true. Happens all the time.
01:26Nice one, Emma.
01:27Alright, here comes super tip number two.
01:30I'm Bryony Gordon and I've run the London Marathon four times.
01:37And my top marathon tip is enjoy the fact that the London Marathon is one of the few socially acceptable
01:43places in the world where it is encouraged to take Vaseline off a stranger.
01:48Yay!
01:50And by the way, come and see me if you need any extra.
01:54I always take loads.
01:57Super tip number three.
01:59Hi, I'm Paula Radcliffe.
02:01Yay!
02:02And I've won the London Marathon.
02:04Hooray!
02:06Three times!
02:07Yay!
02:08Big up me!
02:09Yay!
02:10And my super tip is plan the run and run the plan.
02:15Yay!
02:17Oh, yeah.
02:17And don't trust a fart after halfway.
02:19Yay!
02:20Paul Radcliffe!
02:21Yay!
02:23Thank you, ladies.
02:24What's going on?
02:24Good luck to anyone, everyone, running the London Marathon this weekend.
02:26All right, let's do It's Your Letters.
02:28CHEERING
02:30It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:34No, it's your letters, it's your letters.
02:38It's your letters, it's your letters.
02:42Well, maybe it is, maybe it is.
02:46Very good, very good.
02:49Thank you, New Order, for that, It's Your Letters.
02:51And rumours in the news this week that New Order are getting back together.
02:54The Please God Let That Happen.
02:57All right, we do have a letter here.
02:59It's a letter from Jolly Jill in Hammerhill.
03:01Yay!
03:02Jill says, hey, Chris.
03:04I love it.
03:06You should never get sick of it.
03:08You might, but we don't.
03:09Hey, Chris, Will was great last week.
03:11How about you get Will back again?
03:12Well, hey, let's do it for Jill in Hammerhill.
03:14Where there's Will, there's Wayne.
03:15Where there's Jill, there's Will.
03:16Hey!
03:17CHEERING
03:26Hey, Will.
03:27Hey, Will.
03:28Hey, Will.
03:29Welcome to our Paul McCartney and Prince special.
03:31Thank you very much.
03:31Bless you for saying that Jill from Hammerhill wanted me back,
03:34because I know she doesn't exist.
03:35No, she doesn't exist.
03:36But everybody does want you back anyway.
03:37That is a fact.
03:38Okay, what pub genius do you have for us today?
03:40Well, for that, Chris, you're going to have to wait for part two,
03:42our Paul McCartney pub.
03:44How come?
03:45How come we got away?
03:46What's going on?
03:46Because I thought first we'd play a game of our favourite old gummies to play all the
03:51time, TFI Trumps.
03:52Yeah!
03:53All right, deal, deal.
03:55All right.
03:55Okay.
03:55You do?
03:56Yes.
03:57Okay.
03:58It's you.
03:58All right.
04:01Okay.
04:01Okay.
04:01Okay.
04:01I'm going to go for Frankie Dittori's magic trick.
04:05Oh, I'm going to go for the incredibly tall old lady.
04:08Okay.
04:08I've got 88 here for fun factor.
04:1182.
04:1182.
04:11Yeah!
04:13Bring on Frankie Dittori.
04:14One more!
04:17Ready?
04:18Yeah, go on.
04:19Just go, mate.
04:20Just go.
04:20Up!
04:21Up!
04:23Up!
04:24Up!
04:24Here we go!
04:25Here we go!
04:26Here we go!
04:28Frankie Dittori!
04:29Yeah!
04:32Still pretty good, right?
04:33Yeah, pretty good.
04:33Frankie's still got it.
04:34But 1-0 to me.
04:35Okay.
04:36I'm going to go for the girl who cries milk.
04:39Oh!
04:40Very good.
04:41I'll go Noel Gallagher's mad chat in my flat.
04:45Oh!
04:46Yay!
04:46Fun factor 81.
04:4895.
04:4990!
04:50Yay!
04:52Welcome to the show.
04:52What's your name?
04:53My name's Lindsay Houston.
04:54And where are you from, Lindsay Houston?
04:55I'm from Gosport.
04:56And you are?
04:57How old?
04:58I am 15.
04:5915 years old.
05:00So it's Lindsay from Gosport.
05:00She's 15 years old, Gosport near Portsmouth.
05:02Yeah, that's right.
05:04Woo!
05:05And you brought your friends with you on a minibus of some sort.
05:08Oh, lovely.
05:09So tell us, when did you first start crying milk?
05:11What happened?
05:12About two years ago.
05:13I went round my friend Sarah's house.
05:15And we were just playing around with milk.
05:18Playing around with milk?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Cool.
05:21And I took it up my nose, she made me laugh and came out of my eyes.
05:26And now you can do it whenever you want to?
05:27I can.
05:28Okay, now I've seen this once and I saw it on Wednesday on videotape.
05:31We've rehearsed it three times and I've not been able to watch it once.
05:34So if you have a screamish disposition here or at home, don't look because it will make
05:38you chunder.
05:39Alright?
05:40Are you ready?
05:41I am.
05:41Okay, Lindsay will now cry milk.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:57Oh...
05:58That's enough.
05:59That's enough.
06:06You're all right?
06:13Oh, my gosh.
06:15The girl who cried milk, how great was she?
06:17Real name, Lindsay Houston.
06:18She lives now in Sydney and is very happily married to an Australia.
06:23All right, the decider.
06:24Are you ready for the decider?
06:25Yep.
06:26OK, my go.
06:26What about the wooden bird with purple hair?
06:29Oh, classy.
06:30Oh, I think I've nailed this one.
06:32I've got the thing that everybody wants to see,
06:34which is you being thrown out of a window.
06:37Can't argue with that.
06:39Well, there's the thumbs up.
06:40Chris will be on.
06:50All right, Will wins 2-1.
06:53Are you coming back in part two?
06:54I am.
06:55The Paul McCartney part.
06:55He's back in the Paul McCartney part with Pub Genius.
07:00Does anyone know if we're all single?
07:03We all love, actually, our next guest.
07:06So much so that it feels like he's part of my family.
07:10He's returning once again as our favourite detective in Beyond Paradise,
07:12which continues on Fridays on the BBC,
07:15because we're all partial for a bit of Chris Marshall.
07:28Are you loving this as much as you're loving Aston Villa at the moment?
07:314-3 last weekend.
07:32Yay!
07:34One more win in Champions League.
07:37The Champignons League is in the bag.
07:39Come on!
07:39Where did you watch the match last weekend?
07:41Last weekend, I watched the match in my house last weekend.
07:45Yeah.
07:46It was a seven-goal thriller, wasn't it?
07:47It was a seven-goal thriller.
07:49And you were down in the dumps.
07:52Didn't they write you a letter or something?
07:53Oh, when I had my accident?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah, yeah.
07:55I'm actually recovering from an accident right now, actually.
07:57I know.
07:57I saw you just take a sling off.
07:59It's like, is that a prop?
08:01Is that a...
08:01No, it was a slight skiing mishap,
08:03which is probably the most middle-class thing I've ever said in my life.
08:06Yeah, there are other middle-class phrases that are available,
08:09but that's pretty much up there.
08:09I've got to be honest.
08:11Broken collarbone, two places.
08:12So what happened with you and the accident and the letter from Villa?
08:15So, yeah.
08:15So I had an accident in Bristol about 20, nearly 20 years ago.
08:19Right.
08:20Got hit by a car.
08:21Yeah, these things sort of happened to me.
08:23I don't know why.
08:28And they sent me this wonderful card signed by all the players and the manager.
08:32And it was a superb thing.
08:34And I go up all the time and see them.
08:36And I just love Villa.
08:38Of course you do.
08:39It's such a lovely club.
08:40Yeah, they are a lovely club.
08:41They do so, so well at the moment.
08:42So a skiing accident, a recent skiing accident.
08:45Looks like a shoulder thing.
08:47Yeah, a broken shoulder.
08:48A broken shoulder?
08:49Yeah, I broke my collarbone, two places.
08:51Okay, two places.
08:52Have you been skiing twice?
08:57One in Maribel and one in Maribel.
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00Okay.
09:01Beyond Paradise is back.
09:02It's doing great business yet again.
09:04Here we are in season four.
09:05Come on, Beyond Paradise.
09:07I'll just clap with one hand if that's all right.
09:10Yeah.
09:11What's the sound of one hand clapping?
09:12That is actually the sound of one hand clapping.
09:15All right.
09:15So, and is it fair to say that in the most recent episode, just gone, you had the least
09:21baddie, or the least bad baddie.
09:23Would that be fair enough?
09:24Well, I'd say again, the least bad baddie.
09:25Yeah, because the mermaid.
09:28Oh, yeah, the least bad baddie.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Isn't that fair enough?
09:31That's like a, yeah, yeah, that was the least bad baddie.
09:34I would say so, wouldn't you?
09:35Yeah, the mermaid.
09:36The mermaid.
09:37They're not bad baddies, are they?
09:38Yeah, well, I'm...
09:40Well, they live in a lair.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Has anybody ever met a mermaid they don't like?
09:44I don't think so.
09:45I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:46I don't know.
09:47Mermaids, I mean, they get a good rap.
09:49Yeah, they do.
09:49They do.
09:50Beyond Paradise is all about its setting, its location, its, you know, it's sort of the weird
09:56and wonderfulness that is the West Country.
09:58Yeah.
09:58And the coast and the wild savagery of the coast.
10:01So why wouldn't you have mermaids?
10:02We have mermaids.
10:03We have green men.
10:04Yeah.
10:04We have little green men.
10:06Yeah.
10:06We have writers who are topping themselves in the bath.
10:11That's not very West Country, but, you know, I mean, we cover all bases.
10:15You've landed loose today, haven't you?
10:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:17Don't shake the arm, Chris, too much.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19It's that arm.
10:20It is the arm, yeah.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:22I'm so sorry.
10:23I'm so sorry.
10:24Someone came up to me.
10:25Oh, my gosh.
10:26Someone came up to me in the pub yesterday and they went, yesterday they came up to me in
10:29the pub and they went, oh!
10:31I was like, oh, amazing.
10:33So it could have been worse.
10:35It's all good.
10:35It could have been worse.
10:36It could have been worse.
10:37You got married recently.
10:38Congratulations.
10:39Yay!
10:40Oh, in the show.
10:41Yes!
10:43I did.
10:44Yes.
10:44You're on to talk about Beyond Paradise.
10:47I'm on to talk about Beyond Paradise, not my bad shoulder.
10:49Yeah, yeah.
10:50Or my wife of 15 years.
10:51Yeah, no, no.
10:52This is a different.
10:52My new wife, my screen wife.
10:55It's a different situation.
10:56Wonderful wedding.
10:58Obviously had the wonderful Don Warrington.
11:01Yeah.
11:01As my best man.
11:02And, yeah, superb.
11:05Do you watch old cop shows?
11:06Is it true that you are huge fans of old cop shows and you try to sort of, you know.
11:12Yeah.
11:12Sow them into the tapestry that is Beyond Paradise.
11:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:16So I was a huge fan of shows growing up like The Rockford Files.
11:21Yeah.
11:21I know it's technically not a cop.
11:22He's a private investigator.
11:23But Jim Rockford.
11:25Yeah.
11:25Columbo.
11:26Marple.
11:27Barnaby Jones.
11:28Do you know Barnaby Jones?
11:28No, I can't remember Barnaby Jones.
11:29Yeah.
11:30A bit before your time, maybe.
11:33Looking good.
11:34Take that.
11:35A bit before my time as well.
11:37Oh, all right.
11:38But he, so I like to sort of like encompass, pay homages to all those cops that I loved growing
11:45up and movies I loved.
11:48You know, I put in little homages all over the place like to Withnell and I and movies,
11:53The Great Escape and stuff like that.
11:54I just love sort of imbuing my performance with those because every day you come in, you've
12:00got to try something new.
12:01Try, you want to keep it fresh.
12:03You are fresh, man.
12:04Well, I'm trying to keep fresh.
12:06You seem, you seem to be sort of relaxing into the more, the most scatty version of yourself
12:13I've ever experienced.
12:14And let's face it.
12:15Sketchy or scatty?
12:16Both in a way.
12:17Do you know what I mean?
12:18You seem to be sort of really free.
12:21I'm sort of loving where I am at the moment.
12:23Good for you, mate.
12:25Have you, have you been asked to go on Traitors?
12:28No.
12:28Come on, you must have been.
12:30Wow.
12:32Would you go on if you were asked?
12:33No.
12:33No?
12:34Have you been asked on any of those kind of shows?
12:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:37Can you give us the top three?
12:38Yeah, strictly, strictly and strictly.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Wow.
12:42Beyond Paradise is great, right?
12:44And it's, I think it's all the greater for the fact that you are like you are, right?
12:48Because it is, it's a square peg in a round hole.
12:50And that's fun, isn't it?
12:52That's punk in itself.
12:53And it's quite a mad little show.
12:55It is.
12:56And I love it, yeah.
12:57Do you think it could get a lot?
12:58I mean, we're in season four now.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Why don't, when five, six, seven, you know, that's probably where it's going to be and
13:05where it's going to go.
13:06And you'll all be happy at the end of maybe six series.
13:09Do you think they could really stir it up in season five?
13:12Just get it.
13:13Well, season five, we're about to start shooting season five.
13:15All right, put it in the neutral bullet and have all the fun with it.
13:18Go on, I dare you.
13:19Yeah, okay.
13:19What do you think?
13:20Well, I mean, how long can a marriage last?
13:23I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:26I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
13:28Absolutely.
13:28You're so not kidding.
13:30You're so not kidding.
13:30Absolutely.
13:31I'm not going to give away spoilers.
13:32I don't know.
13:33They haven't written it yet.
13:34It sounds like you do know.
13:36It sounds like they have.
13:38Do you ever get, do you ever try and wheedle things in that you like doing?
13:43I mean, like, would he go to Aston Villa?
13:47I mean, I would love to get that in the show.
13:49You've got to try.
13:50It's a long way from Plymouth, though.
13:52Well, it wasn't that far from Bath.
13:54No, no, no.
13:57Maybe geography's not your thing, Chris.
13:58No, no, no, no, it's not.
14:00Geography's not my thing.
14:02It's, I don't know.
14:04I'm always like, let's get us a surfing episode.
14:08Yeah.
14:08We haven't had one of those yet.
14:09Yeah.
14:10All right, but you're not, I mean, you've got to be careful.
14:12So you can't swim, you can't run, I would imagine, at the moment.
14:14You can't surf at the moment.
14:15Can't do anything at the moment.
14:16Can't do anything at the moment.
14:17Apart from give great interview on this show.
14:21Let's hear it with Chris Marshall.
14:25Never disappointing.
14:25Beyond Paradise continues to be on the BBC.
14:27We're on season four.
14:29It's great.
14:29People love it.
14:30People watch it in their millions.
14:31Once again, Chris Marshall.
14:33Beyond Paradise.
14:35Surfer, swimmer, runner.
14:37Just not at the moment.
14:39No, thank you.
14:40Just no skiing.
14:42No skiing.
14:44Still to come, Paul McCartney, but first some more TFI gold from NXS.
15:25In excess, wow.
15:27NXS on TFI Friday.
15:28Loads of TFI gold on YouTube, just like a TFI, and you'll see it all.
15:32And by the way, the first nine episodes of this show, TFI Unplugged, are available on YouTube.
15:36Will Pub Geniuses burn?
15:43All right, what are you claiming to be able to do here?
15:49Well, I'm claiming I will be able to put these four eggs into those pints without touching anything with my
15:55hands.
15:55Can't be done.
16:01Oh, come on.
16:04Non-believers.
16:05Can be done.
16:07Drum roll, please.
16:08All right.
16:08Not too hard.
16:16Oh, my God.
17:06Oh, we've had a review in The Guardian.
17:07This cosy yet hectic revival just about justifies its inexpensive existence.
17:15We've had worse. We'll take it.
17:18Alright, next time for something very special.
17:21My next guest is the one and only...
17:24Paul Wigartley!
17:48Paul Wigartley!
18:01Paul Wigartley!
18:07Now, Paul, Paul, on your new album, you've played most of the instruments yourself.
18:13I play a lot of them, yeah.
18:14OK. And you're a great drummer, apparently.
18:16Well, I do a bit, you know, on the sly.
18:18Can you do this? Can you do this? Can you do this?
18:23No, no. That's not called for in many of the songs which I've been doing.
18:28Can you do it?
18:29Can I do it? No.
18:30Go on up and go.
18:32Yeah!
18:34He knew! He knew he could do it!
18:36Near it.
18:37Now, look, we've had some friends faxes with some questions.
18:40And these are the genuine faxes.
18:42We're going to show them on the screen just to prove it to you.
18:43If you want the proof, there you are.
18:45And the first question is from Bono.
18:48Bono's faxes from America.
18:50We've asked all these people, if they could ask Paul one question, what would it be?
18:52And here's the fax from Bono.
18:54It says, Paul, when I hear someone else's great song,
18:57I feel both elated and sick as a pig that I didn't write it.
19:00Do you ever feel the same way from Bono?
19:04Yeah, sometimes. Not really sick as a pig. I'm slightly jealous.
19:07And is there any one song that you thought, oh, that I'd like?
19:10Yeah, you know that Billy Joe one, don't go changing?
19:14Do-de-do-de.
19:15I thought that was very good, myself.
19:19All right, that's Bono's.
19:20Sean Ryder faxed us with a question. Sean Ryder.
19:23Sean Ryder.
19:24Sean's question is, what were you on when you wrote the frog chorus?
19:28Now, that's Sean's question, not mine.
19:30OK? Yeah.
19:31I was smoking pipes and drinking wine late at night, but, you know...
19:36No, it was inspirational, I thought.
19:39OK. All right.
19:40Well, that's Sean's question.
19:41Probably you are.
19:42Question for Sir Paul McCartney from Richard and Judy this morning.
19:45Yeah!
19:46Here it is. Genuine facts.
19:48Why are you on TFI Friday and not this morning?
19:53It's a much cooler show.
20:00But we like them, don't we?
20:02But we love them, we do love them, yeah.
20:03Now, I think this is an absolute cracker from Robert Smith of The Cure.
20:08Dear Paul, have you ever made a crop circle?
20:10I've heard rumours that you were involved.
20:13Can you pass on any tips?
20:15As when I tried to do one in Wales recently, you went horribly wrong with Robert.
20:19Yeah, well, Robert, love.
20:22What you have to do, you lie in a field, and your feet must be at the centre of a
20:27circle,
20:27and you shuffle around a few times, and then big jumps out.
20:33Huge jumps.
20:34That's how I do it, very big jumps.
20:36Skippy-like jumps.
20:36Very skippy, hippity-hoppity, out of the field, and ring the daily thing.
20:41Oh, get the photograph.
20:43Have you ever had any crop circles in your part of the world?
20:46No, we don't get a lot down where I am.
20:49Are you Sussex or Kent?
20:50Sussex.
20:51Are you short?
20:52Yeah, I'm dead short.
20:54I thought you were in Kent.
20:55I think so.
20:55George Best has faxed us.
20:59George says, I was once known as the fifth Beatle, where's my royalties percentage?
21:05You can fax, there he is.
21:07Yeah, it's in the post, George.
21:10Some delays due to Christmas.
21:12Okay.
21:13We've got another one here, and this is, oh, you'll like this one.
21:16This is from Ringo Starr.
21:18Oh, really?
21:18No, really.
21:19Oh, really?
21:20It really is, from Starling Music Limited.
21:22Rocking.
21:23Alright.
21:24Ringo's question to Paul is, who is his favourite Beatle?
21:33That's not an easy one, Rinks.
21:37There's no answer, and he knows there's no answer to that.
21:40I love you all.
21:43Ringo's playing drums on the album, isn't he?
21:44He is, and he's gorgeous too.
21:45A beautiful life.
21:46I do love him very, very much, but no favourites amongst my children.
21:50Okay.
21:52George is a bit weird, isn't he?
21:53No.
21:55No, he's very good, our George.
21:57He's lovely.
21:58He's lovely.
21:58He's out there, isn't he?
22:00No, not really.
22:01He is?
22:01No.
22:03He's done a great album with Ravi Shankar.
22:05Has he?
22:06Yeah, it's very out there, but lovely.
22:07Yeah, gorgeous.
22:08All good?
22:09Yeah, penultimate track cracker.
22:10Alright.
22:12Melinda Messenger.
22:14Yeah.
22:14Right.
22:16To Alex, she says, which is strange, but she doesn't, has requested a question for Paul
22:20McCartney.
22:20If you could be in one of the bands that are around now, which band would it be?
22:25Oh, well, um, it would have been Nirvana, but no longer.
22:31Right.
22:32Yeah.
22:32And now, who would it be?
22:35Joe Loss.
22:38I mean, no, you've got to go for it, eh?
22:40Joe Loss.
22:40Alright, okay.
22:41Joe Loss, yeah.
22:42Alright.
22:42Couple more.
22:43Ian Brodie.
22:44Ian Brodie of the Lightning Seeds, everyone.
22:46Sir Paul, he says here.
22:47Yes.
22:48Which footy team, red or blue?
22:50He doesn't know, apparently.
22:51Um, long story, long story, because I claim both of them, which isn't really allowed,
22:57I know, but my dad was born in Everton.
23:00Right.
23:01Right.
23:01So I'm officially Everton, but they don't do very well.
23:05Liverpool do, and I love Liverpool too, so I'm having both.
23:09You're having both.
23:09I don't care.
23:10Right, Liverpool.
23:11Now, this is another crack at Frank Carson, right?
23:13In Frank's handwriting, 26th of June, 97.
23:15Dear Paul, what was the ticket to ride for a bus, train or plane?
23:19And, ticket to ride, and why would you be sad if the girl that's driving you mad was
23:24going away?
23:25If she was driving you mad, you wouldn't, you'd be happy.
23:29It's very good, actually, that, yeah.
23:30That's a great question.
23:31That's a very good question.
23:32That's a cracker.
23:32Yeah, that is, yeah.
23:34It was a bus, actually, that we were on.
23:36Yep.
23:37And the girl that was driving us mad at the time, um, we were getting away from her.
23:41We were very happy to get away from her, and I don't actually have an answer to that,
23:44to Frank.
23:45But it's a good question.
23:46It's a heck of a question, yes.
23:48Okay.
23:48He knocked on my door once we were doing some show, he says, I just called to say I love
23:53you.
23:56Thank you, Paul.
23:57Our next guest, Superstar Time, is an amazing actor who's currently topping all the TV
24:02charts across the world with the number one show!
24:07The number one show in the world!
24:11Your Friends and Neighbours continues on Fridays on Apple TV, so let's have all the fun with
24:15Olivia Mark!
24:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:23That's Olivia Popper!
24:25I'm so excited to meet you!
24:27I'm so excited to meet you!
24:29Hey!
24:29What about this?
24:30Good advice!
24:31Olivia Mark!
24:32Woo!
24:33The number one show in the world right now!
24:37How does it feel?
24:38It's really great.
24:40It's so, you know, whenever you do something, you put it out there and a lot of times people
24:44say like, no, we don't want this.
24:47And now for this show to be so well-received has been so exciting.
24:51Well-received.
24:52Number one!
24:54You're in the number one show in the world!
24:57I heard that, yeah.
24:58Yeah, it's so cool, isn't it?
25:00It's so cool.
25:01So you're here, you're working because you're doing this with me, but also Hubby's here,
25:04he's working.
25:05Yeah, I'm really here because he's here and we said like, can we go and meet you and come
25:10on and do this?
25:11Oh, that's nice.
25:12So for people who don't know, Olivia's married to Tilly's favourite comedian in the world,
25:18literally in the world, John Mulaney, and he played the Palladium on Saturday?
25:22Yeah, two nights in a row.
25:23Two nights in a row.
25:23Wow.
25:24Gosh, and I'll tell you, I was there the last night and the British like audience is incredible.
25:32Like everyone is so energized and it's just, it's just an incredible.
25:36In fact, I was sitting up in one of those, what are those seats, you know?
25:39Boxes.
25:40Boxes.
25:40Yeah, yeah.
25:41Royal boxes?
25:43And there's a guy sitting next to me and he was just like slapping his knee and just
25:47laughing.
25:48And I got like a tickle in my throat at one point and I start coughing and I start coughing
25:53and I can't really stop and he just looks over and he goes, go outside.
25:59I'm so sorry.
26:00What, respect for the act?
26:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:01He was like, respect for his laughing.
26:03He wanted to just like get me out of the way.
26:04And you were sort of caught between a rock and a hard place because he was saying the
26:08right thing, but it's like, he's my husband.
26:09Don't worry, I'm respecting him.
26:11I respect him all the time.
26:12I love my husband.
26:12And I haven't seen his set yet.
26:14I haven't seen any of this tour yet.
26:16Yeah.
26:16So I wanted to be able to see every joke and I had to run out and like gag and
26:22then come
26:22back.
26:23And he's, well, he was doing the same on stage, but from a different, in a different way.
26:26Yeah.
26:27But is he still funny then?
26:28Officially your husband?
26:29He's still funny.
26:30He's still funny.
26:32John gets loads of mentions in interviews like this with you.
26:35And I love it.
26:36Of course.
26:37And also, you know, he's very well known in his own right and you're very happily married
26:40and it's all fun.
26:41But actually the person that gets the most mentions, almost more mentions than whatever
26:45you're on to talk about, like your friends and neighbours, is Malcolm, young Malcolm.
26:48Yeah.
26:49Who seems to be a 40 year old man in a four year old body.
26:54You know, so he's got this vernacular that makes me feel so insecure.
27:00Like he goes, um, like the other day he, he said, uh, he has this, the way that he phrases
27:06it is like this, I'll come in and I'll have made him something like that.
27:11I'm trying to make from scratch.
27:12And he goes, did you think I would want this?
27:16And I'm like, no, I mean, I just, I'm not, no.
27:21And he's like, and then he'll come in when we're, I'm like, sit down watching TV with him.
27:24And he'll look at me and go, did you, did you think I wanted you to sit with me?
27:28And I'm like, no, I just, I didn't even see you were there.
27:31I mean, I just like, oh, you're here.
27:33Okay.
27:33Oh, Malcolm, how are you doing?
27:35Yeah.
27:35It's always like, did you think that I would like that?
27:38Wonderful to have you here.
27:39Your friends and neighbours.
27:40Let's just talk about these houses.
27:42They're mad.
27:42These houses are crazy, aren't they?
27:44There was this one home where we shot this year and it's massive and they've been trying
27:52to sell it, but they, the economy is different, even for really wealthy people.
27:56And everyone's just a bit different in how they're buying stuff.
27:59But he, it was, it was like a bowling alley and the basketball court and a movie theater.
28:05It's so massive.
28:05And they've been trying to sell it.
28:07And this owner was there on set and started screaming at everybody.
28:12He started, I was like, wait, what has happened?
28:14I came down and he was screaming and he's a really big guy.
28:17And I went right up to him and I was like, Hey, what are you doing?
28:21Stop yelling at our crew.
28:23I don't understand what's happening.
28:23And he was like, well, people are, are on my floors and, um, and they're supposed to
28:27stay on the carpets.
28:28And I was like, why did you rent out your home to us?
28:31Like you're insane.
28:32He was like, well, it's also so loud in my, my office is upstairs.
28:35And I go, if you can own this house and you don't have an office somewhere else,
28:40that seems strange.
28:42And then later, and you know, like sometimes those big guys are such like,
28:45they're just so meek.
28:47And I think that he was not ready for someone to call him out on it.
28:50It was so crazy.
28:51He was yelling at like our, our background actors.
28:54And I thought this is, this is so crazy.
28:55And then he was like, he got really sheepish and his wife came over and she's like,
28:59he wants to apologize.
28:59He's like, I'm sorry.
29:02Yeah.
29:02And, um, yeah.
29:03And you know what he was wearing?
29:04This is not a joke.
29:05He was wearing, um, keep calm and carry on.
29:08Yeah.
29:10And I was like, Hmm.
29:12Nice.
29:12Yeah.
29:13But also in those neighborhoods, we've had to, if you look at this season, we've had
29:17to like find new homes and have new reasons.
29:20Like someone sold their home.
29:21Let's move on.
29:21Because these really wealthy neighborhoods, one person is like, they, they love our show
29:25or they want to do it.
29:26So they're like, yeah, we're going to rent out our, our home.
29:28And then all the neighbors are really mad because these really wealthy people are
29:32like, we don't care that you guys are on TV.
29:34Like don't be in our neighborhood.
29:36But somebody does let us.
29:38And it creates a lot of problems for us.
29:40There's a show behind the show, isn't there?
29:42I mean, they're very mad.
29:44Does anybody do any of that kind of filming around?
29:46Yeah.
29:46You'd think that we would have thought of that.
29:49Me too.
29:50Season three, bring it on.
29:52Would you be around or not?
29:54Yes, I'm there.
29:55She's there.
29:56All right.
29:57And is it all the fun?
29:59Is it a fun gang?
30:00It is a really fun gang.
30:01It looks like you have it.
30:01It sort of comes across like you might be having all the fun.
30:04Yeah, it's really great.
30:05And, you know, last year we had James Marsden come on and this year we have Michelle Monaghan.
30:09So I'm really excited about it because I'm such a fan of hers as well.
30:12And, and the season two does end on a cliffhanger.
30:18I can say that.
30:19I can say that because I heard Jon Hamm say that on a panel the other day.
30:22And I was like, we're allowed to say that?
30:24If the Hamm can say it.
30:25Yeah, yeah.
30:26So now I'm saying it.
30:27Well, thanks for coming to see us.
30:28Is it done now?
30:28Yeah, it's okay.
30:30We do.
30:31We don't have to be done.
30:32We don't have to be done.
30:34I mean, you stole food in your career earlier on.
30:37You can steal anything from here if you like.
30:38It doesn't matter.
30:39Take home.
30:40For real?
30:40Yeah.
30:41What would Jon like?
30:42The camera.
30:42The camera.
30:43The camera.
30:44You always steal the camera when you attempt to.
30:46Yeah.
30:47Let's leave it there.
30:48Olivia Merlin's been with us.
30:50Your friends and neighbours continues.
30:51It's the number one show in the world on Apple TV.
30:53It's on all the time.
30:54Watch it.
30:55You won't regret it.
30:56Once again, Olivia.
30:59Still to come.
31:00Hard five but first.
31:01Some TFI Gold from Fritz.
31:03And buy some more.
31:04Yeah.
31:05If you want to be my baby.
31:07Have to tell me so.
31:09Overcome a little lady.
31:11Better act like you know.
31:12If you want to be my baby.
31:15Come on, take my hand.
31:18Here come the money.
31:20My gold by the ounce.
31:22Y2K, not today.
31:24I'd rather check in the bank, bounce.
31:27Superball used to be my nickname.
31:29It's about love.
31:30No money back guarantee.
31:32When I'm above.
31:33So bad.
31:39All right, welcome.
31:40My name is Prince and Pretty Man.
31:41And now from one legend to another,
31:43here's Peter O'Toole.
31:54I'll tell you what I want.
31:56What I really, really want.
31:59Tell me what you want.
32:01What I really, really want.
32:03I wanna.
32:04I wanna.
32:05I wanna.
32:06I wanna.
32:07I wanna really, really, really wanna.
32:12Zigger, zigger.
32:13Zigger.
32:15Zigger.
32:15Zigger.
32:17Zigger.
32:21Zigger.
32:22Zigger.
32:23Zigger.
32:24Zigger.
32:25Zigger.
32:25Does anyone know what F stands for in TFI?
32:28BEEP.
32:30Oh my god, that's naughty.
32:33Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our first guest
32:35of the year 2000 and what a great start to the year.
32:38Here's Mariah Carey.
33:07This is Toby
33:09Well, there's a big fan of yours huge fan of yours. Yeah. Yeah loves you to death
33:14I mean, I love it, but he's madly in love with you. Well, it's very nice to meet you
33:21Okay, listen before we get any further okay, and can I see can I ask you will you come out
33:25with us like for a beer because you look a right laugh?
33:29Look at right left. Yeah, you do might as well if you got lots of beer in the back anybody
33:33drinking it
33:34Yeah, so no seriously will you come out with me in words for a pint tonight?
33:37Well, I have to do a little taping actually it'd be great if you would join me for it. What's
33:42the taping?
33:42Mm-hmm. Is it in the pub?
33:44Okay, well
33:45It was actually we're thinking about doing it in a pub to be honest
33:48Well, it's sort of this wacky little thing
33:50I have going on and I can tell you about if you want okay, what is it okay?
33:53I have a tour which begins on February 14th Valentine's Day and
33:57And um did you see the video by any chance where I'm fighting the black-haired evil bad evil twin
34:03that I have?
34:03We've got it. Do you want me to play it for you?
34:05Oh, sure.
34:06We've got it.
34:06That way we can explain what we're talking about.
34:07Yeah, okay. Well, watch this. We've got this for you right now.
34:20Okay
34:26Right now we know about that.
34:28Okay, so thank you very much. I did all my own stunts and I was very bruised the next day,
34:34but that's besides the point.
34:34Okay, now that we know about that what I'm taping tonight is footage for my
34:39Tour which includes that girl the evil Mariah who is called Bianca. She's from Britain actually
34:45And she doesn't like me at all. She hates me.
34:48But if she's played by you though.
34:49Well, I mean that's a minor detail, but she is hosting my tour.
34:54So I don't know what's gonna happen because she's very temperamental, you know, she has a lot of um issues
35:00Does she want to come on the lash with us?
35:01I think you might like Bianca better.
35:03Okay, better than you you might okay. Well, I can have Bianca where this can have you okay
35:09But there'll only be three of us
35:17Probably okay, so you can't come out. Well, we might maybe we can stop by where you're gonna be well
35:21You can't say that can you we're just around swarmed. No, we never get swarmed people don't like us very
35:26much
35:28So you're here for how long in Britain?
35:30Oh, probably another a few hours so I get on the plane and go somewhere else. I don't even know
35:34where I'm going
35:34But I thought you were you're Germany. Are you not staying here for a while for your tour?
35:37I'm not I'm coming back for the tour first. I have to go oh all over
35:41Yeah, L.A.
35:43What promoting or touring um getting ready for the tour, but prior to getting ready for the tour working out
35:47no rehearsing
35:48I don't even know what I'm doing yet. You don't know that's another minor detail. When is the tour?
35:52It's February the 14th. Yeah, and you've not figured out. I like to wing things. We like to wing things.
35:57Don't we?
35:58We're spontaneous
35:58Oh
36:00So when you come back here for the tour how many nights will you be here for?
36:03Uno just one yeah
36:05Yeah, it's kind of called one night only well the reason is because I'm filming a movie in
36:10May yeah, because you're an actress now aren't you well darling. I think I always have been haven't I
36:15How are we all I suppose
36:19So when you come back for that one night have you got anywhere nice to stay?
36:25Um like someone's house? Yeah, it's always better to stay at a friend's house than in a hotel
36:29It is more comfortable
36:30It is more comfortable at home, but I don't have anyone who's offered me their home. Well
36:37Never mind I'll stay in a hotel then. Okay
36:39What are you gonna do? You seem to me like nowadays when you started off
36:43Uh-huh. You didn't take yourself very seriously, but I'm not saying that but you did you were different
36:47And now you seem like you're just having good fun. Would that be right? That would be an accurate observation
36:52Yeah, in fact, so where was the fun hiding then? Oh, it was hiding inside me, but I was not
36:56allowed to let it out
36:57You see by whom oh certain people
37:01Any one particular person? Oh, well, I shouldn't say that because it would be politically incorrect your ex-husband. Oh,
37:07I wouldn't go that far
37:10Oh, I still have a few more singles to put out
37:11Oh, okay, because he was the boss of the company wasn't he? Well, he still is
37:15Is he? Is he? Oh god, I'm sorry
37:22Our next guest is your new favorite actor and she really is she's starring in the new drama mint
37:26Which is out now on BBC one and also on the BBC iPlayer, so let's get prepared for the amazing
37:31emma lynn
37:43Congratulations emma, you're so good. Oh stop it. How good is emma?
37:48Oh my gosh, you're in everybody's favorite things all the time. Stop being in all the best stuff
37:53Give somebody else a chance emma. I know I don't stop. All right, so mint. I've seen all of them
37:58You know, it's crazy. My team have not even seen it all
38:03Frankie works and she says i've seen three well, I've seen eight frank all right
38:06I've seen all that it's eight three to me to the old guy
38:08Also, this is crazy because I used to listen to you every morning when I went to school
38:14So overstimulating and I just keep looking at this desk with all these like
38:18Signatures which keep getting rubbed off
38:19We're gonna get we're gonna sort we're gonna sort this out
38:22You'll sign this in a bit emma if you don't mind oh my god, I'd love to
38:25So I mean for lots of people, you know, you you you was it variety magazine
38:28He said you want you're a brit to watch in 2021 or 20. Oh, I didn't say well
38:32I probably said that no no variety. I think right
38:34I mean somebody said it and they were right and we're still watching you
38:38You know and as always the best is yet to come from the best no matter how good they've done
38:42It the best is always yet to come with you and I just suspect and I don't know
38:46I don't know you that you you're probably quite good at a lot of things and you've just landed on
38:50acting
38:50I do you know, you know, I mean I wanted to be a musician when I was a kid
38:53I knew that I knew this
38:55I purposely haven't checked
38:57I just knew like through and through I'm a I was like an indie. Oh, I'm an indie rock and
39:03roll girl
39:03Like I just I grew up having jobs so that I could go and watch like reverend and the bakers
39:08in sheffield, you know
39:09Do you sing and play guitar?
39:12I do a little bit. I play guitar quite poorly and I always I'll always write
39:16Maybe I'll do something with that, but I you know
39:18I was in bands when I was a teenager and I played the lead mill in sheffield and then I
39:23which was a massive moment
39:25It sounds cool
39:26And then I realized that I just found my footing with acting. I think I tried
39:30I think I was all right at a lot of things. Yeah, yeah
39:33So we haven't really said what the show is about. Oh go on. No, you go off you go
39:37Oh, um, well, it's I describe it as like a glaswegian romeo and juliet modern day
39:44Um, but also like it's a bit of a shocker when you watch it because it's just
39:48What charlie's done with the editing it's super nostalgic and beautiful and weird and there's really nothing nothing quite like
39:55great cars in it
39:55Um, some great cars or yeah. Oh, is there? Yeah. Oh, yeah, like the old range rovers
39:59Yeah, well the one you drive the mercedes
40:01That's like where's that all like all I can think about is how difficult those cars are to drive
40:06Yeah, it's it's you it's not like my wife would agree with you, which is why i'm not allowed to
40:10have one anymore
40:11An old car so so this there's this how many how much should we give away how much we say?
40:15I suppose it is among I mean, that's what all the gang said. It's romeo and juliet
40:19That's what it is. Yeah, it's like a love story
40:20It reminds me of twilight of when I don't know if you ever saw the twilight film
40:24I didn't to be honest as a as a teenage girl. I'm sure there's many girls listening that can relate.
40:29It's like yeah
40:30Yeah, twilight
40:32Twilight was so important to so many girls and and it's funny because it's a girl boy divide. It's all
40:38girls in control
40:39I know boys here. It's so good
40:41And I just hope that mint is what twilight was for me to for some people, you know
40:46And and why is mint coming because that's the only thing I'd I have no idea
40:49I was scared to ask you
40:52Yeah, I think charlie in an interview last week was like I just like the word mint
40:57Like it's like when people use it as slang issues like it makes me think of green and I like
41:02green
41:02So I'm not sure but I reckon it's in the it's in the pipeline. We're going to find out
41:07Yeah, maybe there's a true hidden meaning 100% well congratulations to you. Thank you
41:11It's absolutely brilliant a part tv series mint episode two out 9 30 p.m
41:15Next monday, but of course all episodes as I know because I've watched them all
41:19Available on the bc i play and that has been emma
41:21There
41:24Still to come apart by playing friends live, but first some tfi gold from brian adams
41:41If you want to stop me baby, don't even try
42:05All right, just before we go it's time for this week's star of the week
42:09If you're watching the marathon this weekend, then I want you to wave your hands in the air
42:12Like you just don't care and give all the support to poor to the polar bear
42:28Tell us what you've been up to jill if you don't mind for nearly 30 years
42:32I've been raising money for cancer charities and i'm four thousand pounds short of two million pounds
42:38Oh
42:40We'll sort that out for you. We'll sort the foreground out for you
42:45You've also won the chance to tell us all what's on next week's tfi
42:53Oh
42:54We have absolutely no idea
43:01Yeah
43:09I've been working a week i'm tired yeah i'll be working a week
43:15And i'm living for the weekend
43:21Hey hey i got some money i just got paid
43:28I got money and i can't wait
43:31It's six o'clock i'm out of here
43:37I've been tonight there's a night all my life got my name on
43:44I've run down my street out of dust i'm a bit i'm all crying
43:51Working out the time working such a fine got some money to spend
43:56I'm living for the weekend when it gets too much i live for the rush
44:02Got some money to spend i'm living for the weekend
44:06Oh man i've been working a week i'm shocked
44:11I've been working a week for a while
44:16I've been working a week for a while
44:17I'm living for the weekend
44:20I
44:21I
44:22So my clothes are a counterfeit
44:26So my name is on the list
44:30I know you're coming to count on boys
44:36I
44:36Slip down the back looking back there's a crack
44:40Toilet window
44:43I try to see the floor cold as ice
44:46Through the door i'm all
44:48For you
44:50Working out the time
44:51Working such a bad
44:53Got some money to spend
44:55I'm living for the weekend
44:57When it gets too much
44:59I live for the rush
45:01Got some money to spend
45:03I'm living for the weekend
45:05And now we're coming down
45:13Can you feel it?
45:15Feel the pressure
45:17Pushing down
45:21Pressure
45:22Pressure
45:26Pressure
45:28Pressure
45:29Pressure
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46:41That's 60 minutes of my life that I won't get back.
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