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00:02Previously...
00:03Wow.
00:04We're really here.
00:0719 celebrities arrive to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:11It's just life or death, isn't it?
00:13All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:19Something.
00:19Something is afoot.
00:21But they quickly learnt that in this game...
00:23Oh, God. Oh, no, they're all our names.
00:26There is no special treatment.
00:28Oh, God, it's disgusting.
00:30I have a shield. I have a shield.
00:31Oh, a shield. Shield!
00:34Three traitors were chosen.
00:39What am I gonna do?
00:41And an epic first mission...
00:44I've locked it in and I didn't mean to.
00:46...put players in the firing line.
00:50Claire pulling that lever is exactly what a traitor would do.
00:55Suspicions intensified...
00:56I am suspicious of Kate a little bit.
00:59With her shield, I don't think she ever, like, really had it out on show that much.
01:02No, she didn't.
01:03Niko, I think.
01:05Something about the way he looked at her body, but then...
01:07He was looking quite intense.
01:08He was looking tense.
01:09And the traitors took on a treacherous task.
01:12Tonight, you must murder in plain sight.
01:14Rub your hands with the poisoned pollen and touch the face of the faithful you want to murder.
01:20Oh, God.
01:22But who will be the first to be murdered?
01:25This is the Celebrity Traitors.
01:39What happens in the shadows?
01:44No one has to know.
01:47Tonight, they will choose who they're gonna kill.
01:49Made more difficult by today's great effort.
01:57God, this is quite hellish.
01:59This is quite scary, this is.
02:02I've got this poison pollen on my hands, but I don't know who to murder.
02:08It's not gonna be easy.
02:11Oh, hello.
02:12Does anyone want another cuppa?
02:14Oh, I might grab one in a minute, actually.
02:16I'm gonna come for a cuppa.
02:17Come and have a cuppa.
02:18Fine.
02:20I don't trust any of them.
02:21No, me neither.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:27I definitely trust you.
02:29Well, I trust you.
02:33There's something in the shadows.
02:36Claire's the biggest threat, because she's one of the most intelligent, probably.
02:41Yeah.
02:43I'm really up against the clock.
02:45How am I gonna touch someone's face?
02:52I'm just going to hand out my desserts.
03:00Do you want to go to the fire pit?
03:06Did he get that thing?
03:07Oh, God, he's out there.
03:08Why's he out there?
03:09Now, this is nice.
03:11Guys, look, I made us a little...
03:12Oh, darling.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:15The French canne.
03:16Oh, thank you.
03:17Lovely warmth.
03:18I've really...
03:20And again.
03:22Okay.
03:24Alan tipped me the wink.
03:26I might have to talk to him about keeping it on the lowdown.
03:30I'm not sure who he's killed yet, but either way, the deed is done.
03:34Look at that.
03:34I've got a button on top of a marshmallow.
03:36Who would have thought of such a delicacy?
03:40There's something in the shadows.
03:48Off I go, my darlings.
03:49Good night, dear.
03:50And let me pray that I will see you all in the morning.
03:54I'm telling you.
03:55Yep.
03:56Me, May.
03:57Me too.
03:58Jenny?
03:59Yeah.
04:00Oh, God, that's too much.
04:01I hope I'll see you tomorrow.
04:03Yeah, I hope I see you too.
04:10I hope they don't kill me.
04:12Yes.
04:12Good night, my love.
04:14Lots of love.
04:15Bye-bye.
04:15Good night, darling.
04:17If I die tonight, goodbye.
04:20I adore you all.
04:22I love you.
04:23I love you.
04:35With the faithful departed unaware that a murder in plain sight has taken place,
04:41it's time for the traitors to meet to reflect on their first kill.
04:57Oh, I am a bad person.
05:00Well, what a day.
05:00You're not a bad person.
05:02You're a good traitor.
05:05Who was it?
05:13I'm just going to hand out my desserts.
05:15We'll follow behind.
05:17Lovely.
05:17We'll come see.
05:18Look what I made.
05:19I made this earlier.
05:20It looks strange.
05:24You've got a bit of hair in your face.
05:26I'm like that.
05:27Yeah, there you go.
05:28It's gone.
05:29Fabulous, darling.
05:36Oh, no.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38Lovely.
05:39Paloma Fae.
05:40I feel awful.
05:43I didn't know what else to do.
05:45I've gone and murdered one of my best friends.
05:49I thought, shall I do it?
05:50Because I really like her.
05:51But I thought, I'm never going to get the opportunity.
05:54It broke my heart.
05:56You've got to toughen up.
05:57I don't want to hear any more of this broken heart nonsense.
06:00I know.
06:00What are you?
06:01What are you?
06:02I'm a traitor.
06:03What are you?
06:03Traitor.
06:04We've got to start enjoying this.
06:05Yeah, we do.
06:06It's going to be hard seeing Paloma's face at breakfast tomorrow.
06:10But Alan has executed that perfectly.
06:15One faithful.
06:16Down.
06:16Well done.
06:27The deed is done.
06:30Last night, the traitors murdered Paloma in plain sight.
06:33However, unbeknownst to the faithful, everyone will turn up to breakfast.
06:38As the poisonous pollen is yet to take its deadly effect.
06:42Oh, cinnamon, where you gonna run to?
06:46Cinnamon, where you gonna run to?
06:56Oh, wow.
06:58Are we the first?
06:58We're the first ones.
07:00Oh, I have survived.
07:01This is an incredible feeling.
07:02I did not sleep well last night because I thought I might get killed.
07:06Now I can take a deep sigh of relief and just enjoy the day and study everyone.
07:11Joe and I had chills, but you guys must be feeling amazing.
07:15Oh, God, yeah.
07:16Now you could actually eat.
07:17Yeah.
07:18Because you're relieved.
07:19We can, like, breathe now.
07:20It was really scary walking into breakfast because you have to play dumb, but not too dumb.
07:27So it's a real juggling act.
07:29This is all free, right?
07:31Leave a pound.
07:32Charge you later, Joe.
07:33Who do we think might be dead?
07:35So the shields were...
07:36Celia, Joe Marler, you, me, and Jonathan.
07:40We know it won't be.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43Hello. Come in.
07:44Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
07:55Good morning.
07:56I was nervous to see if I made it, you know, to breakfast.
08:01You know, it'd be pretty terrible going on an all-inclusive to the Traitor's Castle and then you don't even
08:06get a croissant out of it.
08:08The tension of waiting is just horrendous.
08:13Horrible.
08:14Horrible.
08:14I first go through the door.
08:16Oh, my God, you're still alive.
08:18You haven't been murdered.
08:19And, of course, I know none of them have been murdered.
08:21But at the minute, I'm just going to carry on what I'm doing, being super friendly, being a little bit,
08:27oh, quite divvery.
08:29I can't wait to be murdered.
08:30Just take that Ming-in photo down.
08:33Why was I staring in the sun?
08:35I think you look strangely sexy in that.
08:38Oh, thank you.
08:39Emphasis on strange.
08:43Who's not here yet?
08:46It's kind of weird at the breakfast because everyone's waiting for the end when they're going to see that someone's
08:50dead.
08:50And, of course, no one's gone.
08:52So, as long as we don't act any differently when the deed has been revealed, I think we're in the
08:57clear.
08:58So, it's actually quite a restful morning.
09:01Wolf, have you got any suspicions?
09:04Nothing solid.
09:06Who's in your...
09:07Will I give you a name and you give me a name?
09:09Okay, three, two, one.
09:11Who?
09:13There's a lot of overacting.
09:15Pretty white.
09:16Yeah.
09:17It was really different before and after.
09:21Even suspect that he's got a smile.
09:23Do you think that there's a traitor in this room right now?
09:28The law of averages says it has to be.
09:31Almost don't look at the door.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Look at whoever goes the loudest.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:37It's...
09:37Yeah.
09:38Yeah.
09:40It owns in your life.
09:42It's direct.
09:43Hey.
09:44Oh, man.
09:45So, you have a sneak here.
09:47This is special.
09:48That's my number one.
09:49It's mainly because of something I saw when we took the eye patches off.
09:53It was an overreaction to the word faithful.
09:57It was a real...
09:59It was that.
10:01Oh!
10:02Oh, hang on.
10:06Yes!
10:08Yes!
10:10Yes!
10:10Yes!
10:12Yes!
10:14Yes!
10:16Yes!
10:17You're doing it!
10:19Paloma!
10:20Paloma!
10:22Oh, my God!
10:24I was so happy.
10:26And, like, relieved.
10:28It was really nice to see the reaction of everyone who was pleased to see you.
10:32as well and i thought oh thank goodness not to be the first one dead
10:38i'm so happy to see you i'm so happy to see you i didn't avoid eye contact with paloma because
10:45i
10:45thought people are going to be looking for the any sort of changes in behaviors so i just looked at
10:52her and i was just like i'm so happy to see you and she was like i'm so happy to
10:58see you oh god
11:00i'm awful who's missing nick lucy steven and then cilia oh my god
11:14she's not seeing yet because she's got a ship it's very unlikely to be steven so it's between
11:18nick and lucy yeah no no oh god i'm taking this way too seriously
11:29oh knock on that door come on
11:43that's everybody that's everybody that's everybody is it yeah
11:52what in that's all of us oh thank goodness
11:58hey maybe someone was recruited maybe someone's been recruited hello
12:06what obviously i've murdered someone in plain sight and it's a slow working poison so i had to pretend
12:13what they're all down here but i thought someone was murdered what happened it was a stretch for my
12:22acting ability i don't know how meryl stroop does it no one's been murdered no we're all alive
12:31i feel like kate was being a lot louder than usual i just i don't i don't know there's something
12:37there's
12:37something a little bit off i never thought i'd care this much because everyone was feeling so yeah
12:43we were all building up to this horrible moment here we go here we go order oh gosh
12:55good morning players good morning claudia everyone is here present and correct
13:03it appears that nobody has died
13:08but appearances can be deceptive
13:15the traitors did strike for the first time
13:25and yesterday they murdered one of you in plain sight
13:31oh no no what no in plain sight
13:36what did i do so whilst the murdered player sits amongst you all
13:47by the end of today's mission they will be dead oh my goodness
13:53so enjoy your breakfast if you can then please put on your morning attire and meet me outside shortly
14:04what the heck morning with a u i think oh i don't like this
14:12that's quite a twist do you think somebody did something unusual it would have had to have been
14:18been unusual enough for it to feel risky wouldn't it
14:30morning loose how are you
14:32i don't like this i don't like it at all
14:35we're setting here why don't we goodness gracious me
14:42i bet you it's in a chapel
14:44what do you mean oh morning yeah yeah it's not morning attire it's more you know how do you know
14:50to mourn it's m-o-u-r and claudia didn't say it like that she said wear your morning attire
14:56yeah yeah so it could be but she didn't spell it no no so how do you know steven had
15:01the same idea
15:01and i'll believe steven because i actually yeah actually they're fair enough to actively murder
15:11something you have to give them something or we need to see who gets murdered and then work
15:17backwards and see what they were doing if they were acting weirdly if they had or who gave them
15:21that glass i feel bad i feel bad but you know rude you see roof with the marshmallow and marshmallow
15:27she came around with the marshmallow well no no that was so that was my idea we just brought it
15:33down to the fire do you remember okay yeah i'm just thinking that but you couldn't control who would
15:37eat i feel like i had so little few interactions yesterday that i don't feel like i was got
15:48every single thing that happened yesterday could have been not nico hugged me goodbye nico hugged you
15:54goodbye yeah he was like oh my one number one suspect but isn't it obvious exactly yes so maybe it's
16:03too
16:03obvious you mean i mean what else though what else could it be i'm not sure of anything and that's
16:10what they like to do to us there are so many possibilities of what murder in plain sight might
16:14entail whether it could be to give you a letter or oh have a look at this book what do
16:19you think it
16:19you know it could be anything you're all right i'm trying to retrieve myself for the first
16:31banishing i think you're okay i don't think anybody thinks i'm a traitor do they um your name has come
16:36up oh shut up no no it has jonathan had briefly mentioned that my name had come up and i
16:42was like what
16:43as a traitor it was um it was a surprise
16:50should we say yeah that people like nico lucy or david could fly under the radar really easily
16:56yeah they're the little sweet ones yeah because you always think of a traitor of being this cunning killer
17:05how are you guys good hello yeah we're good how are you great i love the green oh thank you
17:12it's
17:13beautiful have you noticed anything weird either of you it's so hard to tell at this point because
17:21everyone worked so well together on their mission why have you noticed anything no i'm just retracing
17:26everything that happened but one thing which i'm thinking is very smart is now we're all thinking
17:31about this instead of who the traitors are it's oh okay who's been murdered well i don't know about
17:36you guys but i am yeah totally oh that's interesting i didn't see it from that perspective yeah oh goodness
17:43fearful stuff fearful stuff oh yeah staring the part there yeah i wonder whether the traitors were
17:56also surprised when the person that they've chosen to murder walked in i wish i was looking at kate's
18:04face actually like oh wait what why are they not dead you know what i mean yeah because it was
18:08straight
18:09away kate went oh there must have been a recruitment like to try and people may think of me as
18:14just an
18:14athlete when actually i like to think of myself as somebody that is very observant and can think
18:19about lots of things all at once the clever ones we wish somebody is dead now i know walking well
18:34not
18:34wait could we be dead you can't because you've got a shield and i've got a shield i could i
18:38didn't
18:39have a shield yeah yeah you could be dead i could be dead i'm on the inside please don't don't
18:44don't
18:46who do you trust charlotte i trust yeah no well i don't you see why what she gave up her
18:53shield very
18:54quickly that would be a very good move for a traitor because she doesn't need it anyway can we just
18:58say
18:59she is a very nice person she's adorable but that's the point don't you see yeah yeah yes and she's
19:04very
19:04bright and very quick and you have to be i don't trust you you see what i'm sorry joe you're
19:11very
19:11clever you see and you would be a very unlikely choice for a traitor because you're so adorable
19:18i know you do have to watch people very carefully the traitors who are here are being so smart
19:25because i can't really tell i'm beginning to suspect everyone but you are right even though you're
19:31excuse me but yeah if you're being really clever you have to go ignore the people you think it
19:37might be and go the other way and then i reckon you've got more chance exactly i know as i'm
19:43sat
19:43here surrounded by three trainers i am in my day-to-day life very weak wills i'm a sheep um
19:51but in this
19:52game i'd like to put my best foot forward and hunt down a traitor with um such vigor that it
19:59fraudens people
20:09with the faithful still speculating about last night's murder in plain sight the players must now
20:15come together for their next mission but for poisoned paloma the end of her time is drawing near
20:31we came out of the castle to see claudia resplendent on horseback in front of a rather more
20:40worrying sight of three coffins i was just like shocked there's three coffins
20:52joe marlis not going to get in one of those is he
20:57it's all starting to feel a little bit real we actually have murdered someone
21:05dearly beloved players we are gathered here today to pay our respects to our first murdered faithful
21:13a high-profile death deserves a high-profile funeral you might be wondering why there are three coffins
21:24all will be made clear for one of you death is incredibly close
21:31now follow me we're going on a little walk
21:41oh my god it just feels very forbidding macabre morbid desperately gloomy
21:51and we know that at the end of it someone's not coming back with us
22:00wow the heart is erasing i don't usually get nervous i'm starting to get a little bit shaky
22:06okay
22:06so
22:15so
22:47Oh, my God, that's really creepy.
23:02That was cheery.
23:06Players, welcome back to the graveyard.
23:10On day one, you dug your own graves.
23:15Today, our first murdered faithful will be laid to rest here.
23:22Players, your mission today is to correctly identify which faithful has been murdered
23:28by answering a series of clues.
23:32The clues will whittle down the potential victims to three.
23:39The murdered faithful and two other players, the traitors chose to lie alongside them just
23:47for fun.
23:49Oh.
23:50Oh, God.
23:51The traitors could have also chosen themselves to lie in the coffins.
23:59Oh.
24:00Celia, Kate, Joe Marler, Joe Wilkinson, and Jonathan, you have shields so you are safe.
24:11The rest of you, thoughts and prayers.
24:17Wow.
24:18Thanks.
24:19So, to clarify, you need to solve clues to work out which three players belong in these
24:27coffins.
24:28For each player you correctly identify, I will add £3,000 to the prize fund.
24:36That means a total of £9,000 is up for grabs today.
24:43But each time you request an additional clue, money will be deducted.
24:50I will now hand over to the choir for the first clue.
24:59You chased your goals with all your might
25:06Until you kicked the bucket out of sight
25:15Has any of the actors died?
25:18Because nobody here has kicked the bucket means...
25:20Several times.
25:21Yeah, died.
25:22Kicked the bucket out of sight.
25:25Might as in strength.
25:26Yeah, but Joe's got a...
25:27Oh.
25:27Yeah, but he's got a shield.
25:29He's got a shield.
25:31Do we want to hear a second clue just in case?
25:34I think we should, yeah.
25:35We're not definitive, are we?
25:36No.
25:37No.
25:38My strategy was to act like I didn't know the answers
25:42and I was as confused as the rest of the group.
25:45OK, here is the second clue.
25:48But it does mean you'll lose £500.
25:57Ballot box.
25:58Ballot box.
25:59Oh, is it Nico?
26:00Oh, my goodness me.
26:02It's Nico.
26:02When it came out with the ballot box,
26:06I instantly knew it was Nico
26:08because he famously ran for London Mayor.
26:12Oh, my God.
26:14Are we agreed, everyone?
26:16Yes.
26:17So, Nico, please lie in the coffin.
26:20First time in a coffin?
26:21Oh, Nico.
26:23Oh, no.
26:25I can think of nothing worse than going out on the first murder.
26:30I just, like, now the fear level has gone up even more.
26:34My paranoia is spiralling.
26:36Nico, I can tell you that coffin does belong to you.
26:41Woo!
26:43£2,500 banked.
26:47If we put Nico into one of the boxes,
26:51who we know that is heat on already,
26:54then it might be enough for one of them to say his name's gone.
26:57That's what people are like.
26:58They are second-guessing.
26:59So, I think that's a really good call.
27:01And they struggle to trust him
27:02because of the videos that he makes on YouTube.
27:03His name has come up a lot.
27:08Nico, I'm afraid your time with us may soon be over.
27:13Aw.
27:13When Nico got in that coffin, he actually looked quite sad
27:17and that made me feel quite bad and a bit guilty.
27:21On to the next coffin.
27:24You filled the airways with laughter and jest
27:31Completed your task
27:34Now it's time to rest
27:42There's laughter and jest
27:44Alan's got a radio show, it's Airwaves
27:46I did Radio 2 for years
27:48I think it might be me
27:49I've got a podcast and I've done Taskmaster
27:52Oh, I haven't done that, I've...Task
27:54I haven't done a task
27:55I've had a Radio 4 series and I was on Taskmaster
27:59It had the word tasking and airwaves
28:03and I thought, could that be me?
28:07But Nick thought it was about him
28:09And was the radio show a comedy?
28:12A comedy, yeah
28:12Shall we do second clue?
28:14I think we have to do second clue
28:15Second clue, please
28:16You would like a second clue?
28:18Yeah
28:19Yeah
28:20It's me
28:21It's me
28:22To my horror, the next clue, Space Rocket, the Apollo 11, was brought out
28:27And I was like, well, that's me
28:31Oh, it's Nick
28:32Oh, it's Nick
28:34It's Nick
28:35Have you made your decision or would you like another clue?
28:39I think I've made that
28:40You've made your decision
28:41Who do you think this coffin belongs to?
28:45Mr Nick Muhammad
28:46Nick
28:47Nick Muhammad, please
28:51It was horrible getting into the coffin
28:53And, yeah, I've never got into a coffin before, obviously
28:57So it was just quite ominous and surreal
29:01If you get this correct, you will bank £2,500
29:07Before I reveal if you guessed correctly
29:11I am going to show you the third clue
29:17What's in it?
29:20It's pointing to the yellow
29:22Oh, yellow
29:23That doesn't count for me
29:24That's the whole of the bird
29:25But I've got nothing to do with
29:28Apollo
29:28It's from Hull
29:30But why a spaceship for Lucy Beaumont?
29:34Oh, it's me then
29:35I wonder if it's...
29:37I had a show called Spaceman
29:38Oh, no!
29:42So it's Lucy!
29:43That's his own song
29:44I've played at the Apollo
29:46Hi, it's me
29:47So it's Hull, live at the Apollo
29:49I was on Taskmaster
29:50And I've got a podcast
29:51It's too late
29:52It's too late
29:52It's too late
29:53Nick?
29:54Yeah?
29:54I can tell you
29:55That that is not your coffin
29:58Oh!
30:00It is not your time to die yet
30:03Oh, after all that
30:04Oh, I'm so sorry
30:06The coffin was chosen for Lucy
30:10Oh, Lucy
30:12Lucy
30:13Here's something though
30:14Is it worth putting someone quieter?
30:17Like who?
30:18Like Lucy
30:18And then we can just say
30:19You are quiet, Lucy
30:21You so far under the radar?
30:23Yeah
30:23Oh, yes
30:25I can't really compare the coffin
30:27To anything I've experienced before
30:29I once fell asleep in a wheelie bin
30:32It's about...
30:34It's about it
30:37Players, by guessing incorrectly
30:39I'm afraid you haven't banked any money
30:42For this coffin
30:44I'm sorry I got it wrong
30:45But you just airwaves
30:46No, no, I'm sorry
30:48It's you in the coffin as well
30:49We should blame the traitors
30:50Because they must have known
30:52And they could have stepped forward
30:53And steered us
30:53We knew that it was meant to be her
30:56But of course
30:56If we'd have intervened
30:57We'd have given ourselves away
30:59It's time to find out
31:00Who the third and final coffin belongs to
31:04You found your voice
31:08Mum is the big smoke
31:11Your story is done
31:15But your words still spoke
31:21It says the story is done
31:23But your words live on
31:25Is it Charlotte?
31:26I hope my story's not done
31:28My story's not done
31:30It's still worth getting another clue, isn't it?
31:33Yeah, second clue
31:34The second clue for the final coffin
31:36Here it comes
31:38A school tie
31:40It's a St Trinian
31:41Is it you, Paloma?
31:42St Trinian's?
31:43But Celia, me and Stephen
31:46Were in St Trinian's
31:47Ah, yeah
31:48Well, it could be
31:48It could be black and white
31:49And it could be Newcastle
31:51Newcastle?
31:52Yeah, which could be me
31:52I'm from Newcastle
31:54And it looked like
31:55Newcastle United colours
31:56I was convinced it was me
31:58But I think we should get a third clue
31:59We think it's David
32:00But we want a third clue
32:02So you'd like a third clue
32:03Yeah
32:04You'll lose another £500
32:10What is that?
32:11Hearts
32:11It's a heart
32:12Like heart badges
32:13Plasters on the heart
32:14Broken heart
32:14Has anyone got a song called
32:16Plaster on the heart?
32:17Only love hurts like this
32:18Yeah
32:19Oh, yeah
32:20Yeah, but I don't understand
32:21Why the type
32:23It could be St Trinian's
32:25And then
32:26You found your thing in the big smoke
32:28But you're a Londoner
32:29I am from London
32:29What's the stories done
32:30And a word still spoke?
32:33But that is only love can hurt like this
32:35Right
32:35And that looks St Trinian's-y
32:37It is me, I think
32:39It's a St Trinian's tie
32:40It has to be Paloma
32:42Have you made your decision?
32:45Paloma
32:45Me
32:46Paloma
32:46Yeah
32:47Step forward
32:48Oh, no, don't say that
32:52God, what a grim day
32:54I've no idea what's going on right now
32:56All I hear is the rain
32:58And my heart beating really, really fast in my chest
33:02It might, it's one of you
33:03It might not be you
33:04It might not be you
33:05There's only one
33:07I feel so bad seeing Paloma get in the coffin
33:11I mean, she actually looks at me
33:13And I look at her
33:14And she's like, ooh
33:15And I'm like, yeah
33:16I popped you in that coffin
33:18I can now reveal
33:19That the third coffin belongs to
33:25Paloma
33:25Yay!
33:27Congratulations
33:28You banked £2,000
33:30Well done, everyone
33:31You correctly guessed two players
33:35You've won £4,500 for the prize fund
33:39But that's horrible, though
33:40Because that means one of the three are going
33:42I was terrified for whoever was getting murdered
33:45But there was a part of me
33:47That could just have a little sigh of relief
33:49Because it wasn't going to be me
33:53There is one last question to answer
33:57And it is a big one
33:59Oh
34:00Oh
34:02As a group, you must now decide
34:05Who of these three
34:08Did the traitors murder in plain sight?
34:12Oh, God
34:14If you guess correctly
34:16I will give you an extra £4,000
34:20£4,000
34:21Once you've decided
34:23You must place this wreath
34:25At the foot of their coffin
34:27You may start your discussion now
34:30OK, vote, vote
34:32Put it to a vote
34:33Right
34:33That's the fairest way to do it
34:35We've no clue
34:36OK, yeah
34:37Yeah, I think Ruth is right
34:38We should vote
34:39OK, hands up for...
34:42Paloma
34:43I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place
34:45Obviously, I know the answer's Paloma
34:48But if I say it's Paloma
34:50Then I'm going to have heat on me
34:55One
34:56OK, hands up for Lucy
35:02There's no point in taking a vote for Nico
35:07I think it's me, though, I do
35:09Tell me who you're locking in
35:11Lucy
35:15Oh, Lucy
35:17Thank you, Mark
35:20According to you
35:22Lucy has been murdered by the traitors
35:24If you are right
35:26£4,000 will be added to the prize pot
35:32But have you guessed the murder victim correctly?
35:37We are about to find out
35:47This is really sad
36:15Oh, no!
36:19Oh, Paloma, you were right
36:22That is flabbergasting
36:27It was Paloma
36:32Bye-bye, Paloma
36:39Paloma
36:40Paloma is dead
36:41Rest in peace
36:45We love you, Paloma
36:47What you know is true
36:50I thought I wasn't going to get emotional
36:53But I feel really sad
36:54I love your precious heart
36:57Oh, my God
37:00Goodbye, sweet Paloma
37:02It's been really a wonderful experience
37:05I just wish it had been longer
37:07But I guess that just leaves me to say
37:09That this is now
37:10Goodbye
37:12And they could never tear us apart
37:18I'm feeling really sad, actually
37:20Truthfully
37:21She was such a joy
37:24Our sunshine's gone
37:26Would anybody like to say a few words?
37:29Alan, you knew her the best
37:31Why don't you say something about her?
37:33Yeah
37:34Oh, well
37:35Well, I think we're all going to miss her, really
37:38The biggest irony is
37:40For someone who was so full of life
37:42And then turned like this
37:44It just doesn't feel fitting
37:45And I think we're going to miss her
37:47And we will avenge her death
37:49Yes!
37:51We're going to get some traitors, aren't we?
37:53Yes!
37:53Yes!
37:54Yes!
37:55It's been a dramatic day
37:56I have to tell you
37:58It might also be
37:59A dramatic night
38:03Now get back to the castle
38:05I'll see you later
38:10Paloma, I'm sorry we killed you
38:12It was absolutely nothing personal
38:15For you, it was wrong time
38:18Wrong place
38:19Wrong game
38:30You, Alan, were really close to Paloma
38:33Yeah
38:33So how are you feeling?
38:34We really did have a bond
38:36And obviously, you know, I hate goodbyes at the best of time
38:39But what a goodbye, you know
38:42I think Paloma's murder has thrown everyone off my scent
38:46I'm getting a lot of sympathy
38:47Are you all right?
38:49I know Paloma was close to you
38:51Paloma's murder's my shield
38:53Because people just say
38:54Oh, Alan wouldn't do that to his good friend
38:58If you were a traitor, right
39:00Who's the least likely person to have killed Paloma?
39:04Someone she's close to
39:05Yeah
39:05Exactly
39:05Oh, you're talking about Alan?
39:07I'm talking about Alan
39:08So you're suspicious of Alan, right?
39:10No, I'm just saying
39:11That's the least likely person to have killed her
39:13But it's also, therefore, something you have to consider
39:16Yeah
39:18If a traitor's name comes up
39:19I will defend them as much as I can
39:22But not to my own detriment
39:27Any thoughts?
39:30I hate to say it, but I think Claire and Kate
39:34Claire?
39:35Let me tell you about Kate
39:37I feel Kate is a traitor
39:38Really?
39:39Kate's a traitor
39:40I see it and I feel it
39:43I watched everybody
39:45To see people's reactions
39:47The person that I had in my head
39:49Was Tamika
39:51Oh, that's interesting
39:53Tamika and Kate both sort of did a
39:55Oh, you know, thing
39:57I'd already started my narrative about Tamika
39:59So I thought, well, that fits
40:01That fits
40:04I just don't think I'm going to go
40:06First
40:06No, to the round table
40:09I'm going to hide under the round table
40:16There's 18 of us now
40:19Oh dear
40:21My gosh
40:23Let's go in the library
40:25Or the bar
40:26Maybe in the bar
40:30Poor Palermo
40:31Yeah
40:32It was really shocking, wasn't it?
40:34It was
40:35I feel like
40:38I have to defend myself properly now
40:40Because I think there's now a lot of eyes
40:42On me
40:43Yeah, that's what you mean
40:45The one thing which the traitors will do
40:48Is plant seeds
40:49Whoever is being brought up into the conversations
40:53Continuously
40:54That's probably the traitors who have done that
40:56Who can we put in the coffin
40:58Who everyone's going to look at
41:00And then I feel like that's where I was then put forward
41:03Which is a bit of a problem
41:04But I think everyone's on tenderhooks
41:07You think?
41:08Yes, I do
41:11I will see
41:16Oh
41:17I just noticed that they've already crossed out her face
41:21Oh my God, they have
41:22That makes you final
41:23Oh
41:24That's awesome
41:26It'll be weird now without her
41:28Yeah
41:30Weirdest of all for Alan
41:32Yeah
41:32He's lost his buddy
41:34Taking out someone as big and loud and wonderful as Paloma
41:37That's a bold move
41:40And obviously Paloma and Alan
41:41I mean, they are like best mates
41:43But could it be Alan?
41:45Could Alan have actually done in Paloma
41:48Straight off
41:49Sent her home
41:51Knowing that nobody would ever think he would do that
41:58Let's go down the road that they have picked one of themselves to go in
42:02It wasn't Paloma
42:03I just can't see Lucy putting herself through that
42:06No
42:06Okay, but that doesn't mean Nico is
42:08It just means that if we were going down that route, you would choose
42:11He's very worried now
42:13Who, Nico, because of that
42:15He's very worried
42:16Now he's done a very good convincing on me that he absolutely isn't
42:21I do think putting yourself in the coffin is a bit nuts at this point
42:26He does draw attention
42:27That's what he thought
42:29And he thought
42:30And he has a point
42:30If I was a traitor, I wouldn't put myself in the
42:35Because you've got to keep a low under the radar
42:37You just want to be in the mellow
42:39Personally
42:40I don't think Nico was a traitor
42:43I'm looking at someone who hasn't really been accused yet
42:47So I've narrowed it down to myself or Tom
42:50I'm leaning towards Tom
42:51His sweetness and light
42:53Well, he's diving, isn't he?
42:56But imagine that
42:57Callously picking us off
43:00I'd watch that
43:09Hello, guys
43:10The thing is
43:11Room for one more
43:12Yeah, absolutely
43:12Come and take a seat
43:13Pick the traitors off
43:15One by one
43:16That's what you've got to do
43:17Little them into a false sense of security
43:19And then bang
43:20Get them
43:21Yeah
43:21How are we feeling?
43:23Pretty good
43:23I want to avenge Paloma's death
43:25Yeah
43:26Yeah
43:26What's your feeling with Nico?
43:27I personally
43:29I don't feel like
43:31He's a traitor
43:35I sort of was looking at
43:37People who would kind of
43:38Be like overcompensating
43:40And being super like
43:41Exaggerated with
43:43Just their responses to things
43:46Go on
43:47Well, like
43:48Kate, for example
43:50I said Kate
43:52Oh my gosh
43:53I'm flabbergasted
43:55Who uses that word?
43:57You can't
43:59Just call someone a traitor
44:00Because they have a better vocabulary
44:02Than you
44:03Flabbergasted is like saying
44:04Whoopsie-daisy
44:05Is it not?
44:07You know when you just get a vibe
44:08From someone?
44:10I do think the round table
44:11Might be a bit intense
44:14I don't feel like
44:15I'm going to have a problem
44:17Writing a name on a board
44:18I'll keep Paloma in my heart
44:20Let's do it for her
44:22Yeah, absolutely
44:31It's been a traumatic day
44:33As we laid poor Paloma to rest
44:36But now it's time for the faithful
44:38To avenge her murder
44:40As they gather at the round table
44:43And start the eternal debate
44:45Who is a traitor?
44:48Get comfy
44:49It's time for the first banishment
44:54Heading into the round table
44:56My heart is just in my mouth
44:59To be honest
44:59We've just seen Paloma murdered
45:02No one expected that
45:04So now you're thinking
45:05Anyone could go
45:09People are coming for me
45:11There's no doubt about that
45:12But if you think
45:13I'm not ready for it
45:14You lost your mind
45:16I have no idea
45:17In which direction
45:18This round table's going to go
45:19When it's the first banishment
45:21You have to make a decision
45:22Based off so little data
45:24So I just have to stick
45:25With what I think
45:26And hope that no one comes for me
45:29My game plan at the moment
45:31Especially around the round table
45:33Is to just lay low
45:35Stay quiet
45:36Just kind of fly under the radar
45:39We know how ruthless they are
45:42These dastardly traitors
45:44They're clever
45:45So we've got to find them
45:54Players
45:55Welcome back to the round table
45:59And your first banishment
46:04Congratulations
46:05After today
46:06Your prize fund
46:08Currently stands
46:09At 19,500
46:11Half thousand pounds
46:14Here's the thing
46:16One of the skills
46:18You need
46:19To be good at this game
46:20Is to know
46:21When somebody is lying to you
46:25You are famous
46:27People lie to you
46:29All the time
46:33I love that show
46:36It's a great jacket
46:40It's a great jacket
46:41I listened to that particular podcast twice
46:46Lies
46:49So how on earth
46:50Are you going to tell
46:52If somebody is lying to you
46:56Let me tell you how this works
46:59Whoever receives the most votes
47:01Will be banished
47:04And will reveal
47:05If they're a traitor
47:06Or a faithful
47:07As they leave the castle
47:12So then players
47:13For the first time
47:16The floor
47:17Is yours
47:26Can I start just by
47:29Reiterating
47:29That we have to write a name down
47:31And we have very little to go on
47:33And that whatever name we write down
47:34It isn't because we dislike someone
47:36Or we think they should leave the game
47:39The greatest detective there ever was
47:41Sherlock Holmes
47:42Said
47:43It is a cardinal error
47:45To theorise without data
47:47And we have almost no data to go on
47:52We are, as Corley said
47:53Going on instinct
47:55I've got to ask a question
47:57Which sounds a bit sidebar
47:58But a couple of people have mentioned
48:00That my name has cropped up
48:02Right, in conversations
48:04If anybody has been part of those conversations
48:07Can you say what came up?
48:08Because I feel like then
48:10That might help us to understand
48:11What people are thinking of
48:13I mentioned your name
48:16Why did you think that?
48:18Because I think in
48:20I'll say the mission today specifically
48:23Okay
48:24I didn't know whether
48:25Your sort of larger response
48:28To Paloma's coffin being closed
48:32Was an overcompensation
48:35Or whether it was a genuine
48:37Right
48:38Sort of fear
48:39Well, first of all
48:41I'm a massive ham
48:42That's the first thing
48:43So my reactions are always massively over the top
48:46About everything
48:47But genuinely
48:48I was flabbergasted
48:50And I'll own up as well
48:52Exactly the same thing
48:53When we were here
48:55Yeah
48:55And we took the masks off
48:57Yeah
48:57The overreaction wasn't to the word traitor from you
49:00It was to the word faithful
49:01When you went faithful
49:04But it's exactly the same thing
49:05It's the ham
49:07It's the ham
49:08I am a ham
49:09I'm terrible ham
49:10Yeah
49:11I just have a question
49:13When we were doing the challenge
49:14A lot of people were very
49:17Forthcoming with their shields and stuff
49:19I just didn't
49:20Maybe I didn't hear you
49:21But I didn't notice you
49:22Once offered up
49:25I didn't know that Charlotte offered it
49:27That's how out of it I was
49:29I actually didn't know you'd given it up
49:30I was in a blur
49:31But also isn't that evidence I'm a faithful
49:34It means that I was more keen
49:36To hang on to the shield
49:38One thing we might consider of course
49:40Is that Claudia asked us all
49:42Whether we wanted to be faithfuls
49:43Or traitors
49:45We might consider amongst ourselves
49:47Who we think is the kind of person
49:48Who would say
49:49Yeah I'd love to be a traitor
49:51On that basis
49:52I felt
49:53And again don't take this personally
49:54That Nico was the kind of person
49:56Who might say
49:56I'd love to be a traitor
49:58Okay well I'm actually glad
50:00That I've got this opportunity
50:01To speak and defend myself
50:02First off I am a faithful
50:04I actually asked to be a faithful as well
50:06But what I will say is
50:08Today
50:09Obviously rest in peace to Paloma
50:11But I believe that I've been set up
50:14I believe that when the traitors met up
50:17They were like
50:18Well let's put Nico forward
50:20Because Nico
50:21Has come up in conversation
50:23And if he's in there
50:25He's going to get brought up at the table
50:26It's going to be a reason
50:27That's used against me
50:28But with that being said
50:30Does anyone have any rebuttal
50:32As to why I would as a traitor
50:34Put myself into the coffin
50:36Where everyone's eyes would be on me
50:39I think there's a case of
50:41Double and triple bluffs here
50:42Yeah
50:43I mean and there's other reasons
50:45That I've been also thinking about you Nico
50:47And one of them being
50:49At the round table
50:50Before and after you had
50:52An impeccable poker face
50:54Yeah
50:54And you were like
50:55Completely expressionless
50:57And that made me wonder
51:00Nico can I add something
51:01Because first of all
51:02I really like you
51:03And I really admire you as well
51:05But I also was someone
51:07Who raised your name earlier on
51:07For the same reason
51:09That Charlotte's just said
51:09And I thought there was a change
51:11In your behaviour
51:11That's why I thought
51:12There was a chance
51:13And that's why
51:13I am one of the people
51:14Who did mention your name
51:16All I can say
51:17Because if I am a traitor
51:18Why would I put myself
51:20Into a coffin
51:21It doesn't make any sense at all
51:24It does feel risky
51:26Extremely risky
51:26And I think
51:27I mean the proof of that
51:29Is in the fact
51:30That we're all talking
51:31About it now
51:32Exactly
51:34Just actually
51:35In Nico's defence
51:36As far as
51:38You know
51:38Being a traitor
51:38Is concerned
51:39That jars in my head
51:41The changes in behaviour
51:43That I've noticed
51:44For the person
51:44That I've observed
51:46Over the last two days
51:48And it's really hard
51:49And I'm sorry
51:49But Tameka
51:52When we came out
51:53Of here
51:54The other night
51:55After the traitors
51:56Had been chosen
51:57I thought I sensed
51:59A real change
52:00In your behaviour
52:01You seemed quite
52:02Withdrawn
52:04Jittery
52:05And then today
52:06I watched
52:08When Claudia was pacing up and down
52:10Those coffins
52:11Before she slammed Paloma's lid shut
52:14I didn't want to watch that
52:15I wanted to watch the crowd
52:17To see everybody's reaction
52:20Your reaction didn't ring true for me
52:22It was over the top
52:24Today I was really shocked
52:26Because I thought it was you Lucy
52:28And I really didn't want it to be you
52:30So when Claudia shut the coffin
52:33Yeah
52:33On Paloma
52:34I was genuinely shocked
52:36And then I was just trying
52:37To just think my way through it
52:39Yeah
52:39And I actually noticed you
52:41Walk away
52:42And was looking back
52:43Because it was almost as if
52:46You were looking at
52:46That's happening over there
52:48But what are other people looking at?
52:50You separated yourself
52:52To look at everybody else
52:54On that
52:55Because I want to know
52:56Who the traitors are
52:56But it's very interesting
52:58You're talking about
52:59People's
53:00You know
53:00Looking different
53:01I felt
53:02After the selection
53:04I felt that
53:07Yourself Kate
53:09Had changed
53:10Really?
53:11Yeah
53:11I'm sorry
53:12I absolutely promise you
53:15I'm a faithful
53:18Let's imagine
53:19That we were traitors
53:21What would
53:22Inspire us to choose
53:23Paloma as our first victim?
53:25Well Paloma's own theory
53:26Was that she was
53:27Such a big character
53:28Yes
53:28It was a way of shocking
53:30Would you have said
53:31Let's get Paloma
53:32Because she's a big character?
53:33I don't think I would
53:34I think I would have done
53:35Something more
53:36Closer to what
53:37Nico's describing
53:38I would have worked out
53:39Who the heat was on
53:41Yes
53:41In the first day
53:42And think who would
53:44Who would easily be banished
53:45It's a cruel touch of genius
53:48There
53:48It is
53:49I actually have a question
53:50For Alan
53:53You would have talked
53:54To Paloma the most
53:55Yes
53:55Was there anyone
53:56That she kind of
53:57Openly suspected?
53:58She had two names
54:01And I couldn't get them out
54:03And she went
54:03If I die
54:04There's two names
54:07Next thing you know
54:08She's shoved in her coffin
54:10And the thing's gone
54:13It was very frustrating
54:15Can I say something?
54:17I've hung
54:18We've hung around quite a lot
54:20And you've been really nervous
54:22About being
54:23Murdered
54:24Murdered
54:25Yeah
54:25So I personally
54:27Don't think it's you
54:29Who do you think it is?
54:31All right
54:31This hurts
54:32But I was worried about Tom
54:36Only because
54:37When I started this
54:39I thought
54:39Who would I
54:41Think
54:41I'll be honest
54:43This is probably
54:43It's going to backfire
54:44But I thought
54:45You and Paloma
54:46Are the two people
54:47If I was
54:48In control of this thing
54:49And that's the only reason
54:51I think it's you
54:52I've had no other
54:53Proof
54:54Like
54:55Nico's come up a lot
54:56And I don't believe
54:57What's been put in front of me
55:00Thank you
55:01I feel like the evidence
55:02Which I've given
55:03Makes it quite clear
55:04That it's not me
55:05I personally believe that
55:07The decision is up to you
55:08And I respect that
55:09But
55:10If you
55:11If you do not think it's me
55:12Do not vote for me
55:13Because you could be killed next
55:15Oh god
55:16Players
55:17The time for talk
55:19Is now over
55:20Oh hell
55:21Oh god
55:22Please write down
55:24The name of the person
55:26You believe
55:27Is a traitor
55:32This is awful
55:50Are your names locked in
55:52Yeah
55:53Thank you
55:55Ruth
55:55We'll start with you
55:57Who do you believe
55:58Is a traitor
55:59And why
56:01I wrote it for Kate
56:04I just found
56:05That your behaviour
56:06Changed
56:06And became
56:07Slightly more
56:08Animated
56:09Any time
56:10Traitor talk
56:11Came about
56:15Tameka
56:15I have voted
56:18For you
56:19Kate
56:20I'm just going by
56:22How you were
56:24Reacting
56:25Alan
56:26I'm going for Nico
56:27Erm
56:29I've got to
56:30Go for my friend
56:31Who I lost today
56:35Mark
56:36I'm sorry Tameka
56:38But I'm going for you
56:39Erm
56:39Just inconsistencies
56:40In behaviour
56:41And overcompensation
56:43Enemy
56:43Yeah
56:45Nico
56:46I've gone for
56:47Tom Daley
56:48The UK's
56:50Golden boy
56:51Might have a good
56:52Traitor streak
56:53About him
56:54You could have
56:54Definitely pulled off
56:55The whole master plan
56:57Of setting me up
56:59So a vote count
57:01Two for Kate
57:02One for Nico
57:04One for Tameka
57:05And one for Tom
57:09Kate
57:10Who do you believe
57:11Is a traitor
57:11And why
57:12I'm going to go
57:13For Tameka
57:15Because
57:16I was very convinced
57:18By Nico
57:19That it wasn't Nico
57:21Joe Marlow
57:22Didn't have a lot
57:23To go on
57:23So I went with my gut
57:26Nico
57:28Lucy
57:29I kept scribbling
57:32Names out
57:33And Nico
57:34I've wrote your name down
57:35It's awful
57:36It's awful
57:39Kat
57:41I vote for you
57:42Kate
57:43It just felt like
57:44In the mission today
57:45Your sort of
57:48Loudness
57:48Could have been
57:49An overcompensation
57:50So a vote count
57:52Three for Kate
57:55Three for Nico
57:56Two for Tameka
57:59One for Tom
58:03I'm very nervous
58:04The reality
58:05That I might be gone
58:07At the first round table
58:08Is starting to set in
58:12My biggest fear
58:14I could be out the game
58:16They've got it so wrong
58:18This could go
58:20Any way
58:22Stephen
58:23Who do you believe
58:24Is a traitor
58:24And why
58:34Murdered Paloma
58:34Fate rises from her coffin
58:36To join me on
58:37The Celebrity Traitors
58:37Uncloaked
58:38Starting right now
58:39On BBC Two
58:40Paloma finds out
58:41Who the traitors are
58:42For the first time
58:43Plus traitor Linda
58:44Is on the show
58:45And faithful Frankie
58:46Is back
58:46Switch over now
58:48At the Celebrity Traitors
58:50Back on Wednesday
58:51At nine
58:51For the drama
58:52Faithfuls Among Us
58:53Your next obsession
58:54Has already landed
58:55To watch now
58:56On iPlayer
58:57falling
58:59On It
59:01I do't do this
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