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00:13It set the whole world on fire.
00:17Oh, hell yeah.
00:21Yes!
00:25Whoa!
00:34Kira koutou, and welcome to the final episode of Taskmaster New Zealand Series 7.
00:41I think it's time to remind ourselves of what the past five weeks have been all about.
00:46Not honour, not bragging rights, but this.
00:50A 100% 24 karat gold rendition of my ageing but perfectly structured face.
01:00It's so lifelike I can use it at checkpoints to take the breathalyser.
01:04Now, please welcome, for the last time, Dave Whane.
01:11Wanehotene.
01:12Morgana O'Reilly.
01:15Rhys Mathewson.
01:16And Rose Matawhaeo.
01:22And next to me, we're two sides of the same coin.
01:25If one side had the golden head of a king, and the other the arse of a tuatara.
01:30It's Paul Williams.
01:35What's the last prize task of the season going to be, Paul?
01:38Tonight, Jeremy, we've asked our contestants to bring in the most striking piece of art made from something they have
01:46grown.
01:48Dave, what have you brought in that you have grown?
01:50Well, the funny thing is, as I took my private jet back to Samoa, as I do every night, and
01:58then I was cleaning.
02:00And I realised, as I was about to defenestrate some stuff out of the window, I realised that the striking
02:08piece of art was in my hand.
02:12And here it is.
02:14The Samoan salu.
02:17It's also a striking piece of art in the hands of Samoan women.
02:22Because it is a reminder of good decisions, bad decisions.
02:29Did you grow it?
02:31Yes.
02:32Just on the other side of Never Ever Land, my estate in Samoa.
02:38No.
02:38I grew that.
02:39Hawani, what piece of art did you bring in that you've made and grown?
02:42I have been known to be a grower.
02:46And, uh, it's...
02:51This is what they'll win.
02:55Is that it?
02:58There's actually more.
02:59Um, this is what I did with it.
03:02Whoa!
03:08I'm Mr. Lime, I'm having a good time.
03:11A fabric citrus was illegal, I'd be the king of crime.
03:14Margaritas on the table, nobody drinking wine.
03:17Commotions, ready, start a course, I mean, Mr. Lime.
03:22Ah!
03:24Yes!
03:26What did my eyes just see?
03:29Magic.
03:31Morgana, what did you bring in?
03:34What started as a simple little sperm crawling its way into my uterus?
03:40My children, I grew them.
03:42And I've used their sweet little hands as paintbrushes
03:47to paint a beautiful portrait of you, Jeremy,
03:51inspired by your frosted tip era.
03:56Gorgeous!
03:57I used their little lamb hands to paint you.
04:02You see, here we go.
04:05And then we've got...
04:06There's the frosted tips, you see?
04:07Perfect, see that?
04:10And, um, I think we're really proud of the final product.
04:14Da-da-da!
04:20I like what you've done with the frosted tips.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Skin tone's interesting.
04:26Rhys, what did you bring in?
04:27I think the most striking art affords the artist life beyond their deaths.
04:32So this is what I've grown, this is my lawn.
04:34So over seven hours I hand cut the lawn.
04:38And this is what the art is, what I cut into it.
04:43It didn't photograph very well.
04:48So we've overlaid what it actually is.
04:50A QR code.
04:52Oh!
04:53And if you scan that QR code,
04:55it will take you to a YouTube video that I have made,
04:58predicting how all five of us are going to die.
05:21You guys, I feel moved.
05:23Wow.
05:24Wow.
05:25Wow.
05:27So, without the QR...
05:29So do you have to put the QR...
05:32So what do people take home?
05:33The QR code?
05:34The QR code?
05:35They can come round and take the lawn if they want.
05:37I don't own the house.
05:39Jeremy?
05:43What is it, Rhys?
05:44What is it?
05:45Not once this season have I begged.
05:50I shaved my head, you gave me four points.
05:52Whatever.
05:55This took me so long, man.
05:59Rose, what did you bring in?
06:01Striking art.
06:02That's what I was thinking.
06:02Striking art.
06:03What is the most striking piece of art?
06:05Well, of course, the work of Edvard Munch.
06:08Yes.
06:08Striking.
06:09Yes, one fan.
06:11So, of course, the iconic scream.
06:14I thought how to combine this with something I've grown myself.
06:17So, this is what I've done.
06:18Here we go.
06:20Amazing.
06:27Really good.
06:31This is actually a new low, I think.
06:34It's really disturbing up close.
06:37And that big.
06:37Yeah.
06:38I think we're all stoked it wasn't your arsehole.
06:46Okay.
06:47Let's score it.
06:48Dave.
06:49Mm.
06:49You brought in a broom one point.
06:51Ooh.
06:52Yeah, okay.
06:53I don't understand, Rhyses.
06:55You spent a lot of time on it, Rhysa.
06:56I feel sorry for you.
06:57I felt sorry for you for years, though, to be honest.
07:01Nothing new there.
07:01So, I'm gonna give you two points.
07:03Three points for Hawane.
07:05That took me back to something that I was doing a lot of in the 90s.
07:08Four points for Rose.
07:10That's beautiful.
07:11Even if it is slightly anus-like.
07:14And five points for Morgana, because that really appeals to my narcissism.
07:18That's great.
07:19That's great.
07:22And Paul, could we please get a season score update as we head into the final episode?
07:29Incredibly close, Jeremy.
07:31Out in first, with 147 points, it's Rhys Mathewson.
07:37Really good.
07:39Alright, let's crack into a proper task, Paul.
07:41Tasks on tonight.
07:43You know my lips don't lie, and I'm starting to feel you, boy.
07:55Oh, no.
07:56There's one missing again.
07:58Oh.
07:59No, there he is.
08:00Hey, Paul.
08:01Hello, Rose.
08:02Hi, Paul.
08:03Hello, Rhys.
08:04Ooh, and the sprinkles.
08:09Okay.
08:10Okay.
08:12Read Paul's lips.
08:14If you correctly do what Paul is asking, he will turn around completely, then begin to give a new instruction.
08:21If you want to skip an instruction, you may turn around completely.
08:25You may not leave the house.
08:27Most instructions correctly followed wins.
08:30You have 16 minutes.
08:31Your time starts now.
08:33Enunciate!
08:33Oh, man.
08:35This is not going to be easy.
08:41The task looks pretty simple, Paul.
08:43I just need to read your lips and do what you tell them.
08:46Correct, yes.
08:47Up first, it's everyone except Rose.
08:51Okay.
08:53Sorry, can do over-enunciate what you're saying.
09:02Wave.
09:05Yeah, great.
09:07Wave.
09:08We'll get there.
09:10Pat your head.
09:12Face my legs.
09:14Slap your head.
09:16Oh, pat your head, hell yeah.
09:19Wave.
09:20Go again.
09:23Wave.
09:24There's no grapes here, man.
09:26Make a sandwich.
09:29Bend down and ask a question.
09:30How you doing?
09:31Make a sandwich.
09:32Okay.
09:36I made a sandwich.
09:38Alright, I'm going to do a full spin.
09:41Skip this one.
09:41Wave.
09:44Wave.
09:45Try.
09:46Hooray.
09:48Try.
09:53La.
09:57Wave.
09:59Wake.
10:04Woah.
10:05Like.
10:06A.
10:07Crab.
10:08Roothe like.
10:10Move like a crab?
10:11Ha ha ha.
10:14Pat.
10:15Your.
10:16Hit.
10:18Cry.
10:20La.
10:21Ha ha ha.
10:23Ha ha ha!
10:25Say.
10:26Your.
10:27Favourite.
10:28Color.
10:29Better's just all teeth, there is no way.
10:31Colour R. Blue.
10:34She's got... I don't think you've got faith in this one.
10:38Make a sandwich.
10:40Pee on sandwiches.
10:42Ah.
10:44Sing an original song.
10:51It's your birthday day, you get a present, a pizza.
10:55Ooh, I want to meet you on your birthday.
11:00Ah.
11:01Thumbs up.
11:03Wave again.
11:05Wave again?
11:06Show me a book.
11:10Go get a book?
11:11I'll show you a book.
11:13I have a book.
11:14Yes.
11:15It reads to me like grab my nuts.
11:17Is that it?
11:18No.
11:19Drink some water.
11:21I couldn't find any cups.
11:32Morgana.
11:36I don't know what you're saying.
11:42Were you having quite a good time Morgana when you weren't swearing at Paul?
11:46I had such a great time. Often I always thought you were saying something really dirty first.
11:53I am a little whore. And then ah, close the door.
12:00Talk us through your alternative birthday song.
12:03I truly hate the song Happy Birthday. I think it's terrible.
12:06And a friend of mine just came out with it one day and we went, yeah, we're gonna do that.
12:10Can you do it for us again?
12:12Everybody's talking about your birthday. It's your birthday day. You get a present, a pizza.
12:18Ooh, I wanna meet you on your birthday. Your birthday.
12:22Yeah!
12:23Yeah!
12:25Juwani, you tried to pass off the national anthem as an original song.
12:29It was once quite an original song.
12:33Yeah.
12:35Dave, you thought that Paul had said that you needed to go and pee on a sandwich at one stage.
12:40I found it really difficult because those binocular things, they're broken.
12:47And now that I know it was wave, there's your wave.
12:54Yes, so in terms of saying wave, I said it once to Morgana, four times to Rhys, seven times to
13:00Juwani, and to Dave, 68 times.
13:06In terms of the correct lip readings, Rhys, 14.
13:11Juwani, nine.
13:13Morgana, 19.
13:15Ooh!
13:16Dave, three.
13:21I'm a bit jealous of everyone getting to use binoculars.
13:24So let's have a little break so I can go and see what the neighbours are up to.
13:29See you soon.
13:42Welcome back to the final episode of Taskmaster New Zealand Series 7,
13:46where Paul Williams is forcing everyone to stare at his useless lips,
13:50flailing about like two pieces of luncheon meat stuck in a hand dryer.
13:55Thanks Jeremy. To put it another way,
13:57our comedians are trying to lip-read instructions from me.
14:00Whoever reads the most amount of my instructions wins.
14:04Last, but not necessarily the worst at doing this task,
14:08it's Rosematafeo.
14:11Wave.
14:15Pat your head.
14:18Pat your head.
14:19Cry.
14:21Laugh.
14:23Make.
14:24A.
14:26Sandwich.
14:27Nah.
14:32I'm just going to put my hand in here.
14:36Oh my god.
14:38God dammit.
14:40Oh my god.
14:42Paul?
14:43Act.
14:44Like.
14:45A.
14:46Cat.
14:47Meow.
14:49I mean, oh my god.
14:51Blow.
14:51Me.
14:52A.
14:53Rose.
14:54I can't believe I didn't put my hand in the thing.
14:57Touch.
14:58Your.
14:59Nose.
15:00Nose.
15:01Say.
15:02Rub.
15:03To.
15:04Your.
15:04Middles.
15:04Name.
15:06Catherine.
15:07Get your hands.
15:09Here you go.
15:10Blow me a kiss if you feel okay doing so.
15:14Okay.
15:15Don't do a press up.
15:23Thanks Paul.
15:24Thank you Rose.
15:30Rose.
15:31You found the phone.
15:32How do you feel?
15:33I feel.
15:34I feel.
15:34I'm on fire.
15:36Can I ask you after finding the phone.
15:38Why did you continue to use the binoculars?
15:44Yeah.
15:45What an incredible combination of genius and idiot.
15:50I get you a girl that can do both.
15:53Ma'am.
15:54How did Rose go in terms of actions?
15:57The score to beat was Morgana's 19.
16:00Rose 45.
16:01Wow.
16:03Wow.
16:05That means one point for Dave.
16:07Two points for Huwani.
16:09Three points for Reece.
16:10Four points for Morgana.
16:11And five points for Rose.
16:15Would it be crazy to get some episode scores?
16:18Not at all Jeremy.
16:19In first equal both with nine.
16:21It's Morgana and Rose.
16:25Please what's up next?
16:27Our contestants have been training for this.
16:41Paul Williams?
16:42Rose Mosefeo?
16:44Oh no.
16:46What have you done?
16:48All aboard.
16:49All aboard.
16:58Build the tallest tower of blocks.
17:01Tallest tower wins.
17:03Your tower will be measured after the train stops at the next station.
17:06You cannot be touching your tower once the train has stopped and Paul blows his whistle.
17:10If you throw a ball and knock a duck off a pole, Paul will give you five more blocks.
17:15If you throw a ball and fail to knock a duck off a pole, Paul will knock over your tower.
17:20You must build your tower on the mat.
17:23You may not leave the train carriage.
17:26Your time starts on Paul's whistle.
17:28Oh no, this thing is going to move thee.
17:31Is that okay?
17:37So we are back on a train, Paul.
17:39How exciting.
17:40So they are just knocking ducks basically off poles while they try to build a tower.
17:44Someone call Cool and the Gang because it's Ladies Day and the feeling is okay.
17:49It's Morgana and Rose.
17:51Train's good to go.
17:53Oh my god.
17:54Yep.
17:56Where are the ducks?
17:59Pull, pull, pull!
18:00Pull two, I'm sorry.
18:03Woohoo!
18:05Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.
18:07Pull!
18:08No!
18:11Damn it!
18:12Damnit!
18:14Why am I not doing that one?
18:16She knocked the duck off a pole.
18:19No!
18:23I can't throw!
18:28You knocked a duck of a bowl.
18:31You knocked a duck of a bowl.
18:35No!
18:39Do I have to have it built before we get there?
18:46We're almost there.
18:52When we stop, it's going to fall.
18:54We're almost there.
18:55You don't want to go a bit taller?
19:01Easy, easy boys, easy boys!
19:11Okay?
19:12Okay.
19:14Thank you, Rose.
19:15Thanks.
19:16Cool.
19:20Rose, throwing those balls from a moving train is probably quite difficult.
19:23But building a structurally unsound tower like yours, I mean, that's really all on you, isn't it?
19:28I dream big, man.
19:30You know, you see skyscrapers, they get pointy at the end.
19:33Like, it's...
19:33I want to go on record, by the way, as well, as saying girls can throw.
19:37Just not us.
19:40Yeah, Morgana, your tower didn't fall over, but that was probably because it was so low.
19:45That helps.
19:46There's a lot of buildings that are low, and it makes them safer in earthquakes.
19:49Yes!
19:50Stop!
19:51You had it high, but then you removed a whole lot of blocks to make it lower.
19:55Yeah, well, that's because I was accounting for the... eminent... what's that called?
20:01Ka-chung?
20:02Ka-chung.
20:03Oh, the Ka-chung.
20:04Yeah.
20:04So, total heights.
20:06Morgana, 36.2 centimetres.
20:09Rose, 39 centimetres.
20:14Time for an ad break, and time for you to get all your ducks in a row, if that's how
20:18you choose to arrange your ducks.
20:19I'm more of a circle guy.
20:22We'll see you soon.
20:34Welcome back to the final episode of this series of Taskmaster,
20:38where we've got our comedians doing Swiss ball drive-bys on sitting ducks from a moving train.
20:44That's right, Jeremy.
20:45Our contestants need to build the tallest tower on a moving train.
20:49They get more blocks if they knock a duck off a pole.
20:52If they miss with their throw, I will kick down their tower.
20:55Up next, it's the boys.
20:57Dave, Huwani, and Reece.
21:01Where are these ducks at?
21:05Oh, there's a duck.
21:08Great!
21:08Duck!
21:10Oh!
21:10You did not knock a duck off a pole.
21:12Oh, but it did.
21:14It did.
21:16It's actually moving at quite a pace.
21:20Great duck.
21:22Oh!
21:28Oh!
21:36Yeah!
21:37You knocked a duck on the pole.
21:39The man is crushing it.
21:45Oh!
21:46You did not knock a duck off a pole.
21:58This might be the last duck.
22:01It's a duck.
22:02No!
22:03There's a duck.
22:06There we go.
22:10Approaching the station.
22:14Get ready, get ready.
22:18Whoa!
22:21Hands off the tower, please.
22:23No, but I can touch it now.
22:24Yeah, I guess.
22:26Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:37Pretty good.
22:38Thank you, Paul.
22:39Thank you, Reece.
22:41Hey, don't disrespect the tower.
22:48Reece, you were looking the wrong way at the beginning of that.
22:51You blissfully missed three ducks.
22:53Yeah, I was enraptured by a lovely dog park across the road.
22:59Awani, you've got a great arm.
23:01And at one stage, I think the quote from you was,
23:04The man is crushing it.
23:06Yeah.
23:07And he was.
23:10How do you think you win at the end with your tower?
23:12You happy with the height?
23:13Oh, the height's great.
23:15Love the height.
23:15We're all stoked about the height of it.
23:18I think we all felt like the touch and whistle was close.
23:24I'm so worried about that.
23:26So interesting you bring that up.
23:28Yeah.
23:29So their heights were, Dave's was 68.8 centimetres.
23:35Reece's 47.2 centimetres.
23:38And Hawani, 69.8 centimetres.
23:42Nice.
23:44But there is one thing worth mentioning,
23:47what Hawani just brought up.
23:49Was there hands on the towers?
23:51You be the judge.
23:53Get ready, get ready.
23:55Hands away.
23:58Ah!
24:00Ah!
24:09Ah!
24:13Ah!
24:14Ah!
24:16Hands off, please.
24:18Hands off.
24:19Hands off.
24:22Arms off.
24:24Dave, step away.
24:26Step away from the tower.
24:28Dave.
24:30I need you to step away from the tower.
24:39Reece, do you have anything to say?
24:41I think I'm in the clear there.
24:42I don't think I was touching when the whistle went.
24:44I was doing that around it.
24:47I was giving it a bit of that.
24:50And the people are on my side, right?
24:56Hawani, what do you reckon?
24:58I reckon Reece totally touched it.
25:00Oh!
25:02Sorry, it's episode 10.
25:04I didn't realise this would happen, but I actually care quite a lot about the points.
25:08Go on, Hawani!
25:12And also, what do we think about Dave?
25:16No, let me speak to this one, Jeremy.
25:20That was appalling.
25:22That was blatant cheating.
25:24And, you know, kids, if you're watching, cheating never gets you anywhere.
25:30Never!
25:37Dave is disqualified.
25:39Okay.
25:41Hawani.
25:42Disqualified.
25:44Disqualified, yeah.
25:45Now, Reece, unfortunately, the index finger, in my opinion, is still touching.
25:52And so, unfortunately, Reece is disqualified.
25:58I respect your decision.
26:00It's the hardest decision I've ever had to make on Taskmaster, but I think it's a fair decision.
26:05That was brave, Jeremy.
26:06Good job, yeah.
26:10Oh, no.
26:12Oh, no.
26:13That means four points for Morgana, and five points for Rosemar de Feo.
26:18Yeah.
26:20Oh.
26:21Please tell me there's another task, Paul.
26:23There sure is, Jeremy, and it's our final filmed task of the season, and it is a masterpiece.
26:39Hello, Reece.
26:41How are you doing?
26:42Oh, good.
26:44How are you?
26:45Something better than you, it sounds like.
26:48Canvas.
26:49That's exciting. Okay.
26:51Paint an oil painting portrait of the cast of Taskmaster New Zealand Series 7.
26:56What series are you up to now?
26:57Seven.
26:58Oh.
27:02You must unveil your painting at a gallery event for Paul somewhere on the Taskmaster Ranch at the end of
27:09your last day of filming.
27:11You have four weeks?!
27:14Gorgeous. Best portrait wins.
27:17Your time starts now.
27:19Oh, I'm so bad at art, Paul.
27:21Do you do it often?
27:22It's like a New Year's thing.
27:24What do you mean?
27:24It's like, oh, man, this is the year I'm going to be, like, creative.
27:28And then, you know, it gets to, like, halfway through January, and you're like, oh, I'll keep watching TV.
27:34And you should keep watching TV, too.
27:36I've never, ever painted with oil before.
27:38Because I know it's notoriously hard to, like, paint with.
27:41In my mind, I've painted many beautiful, beautiful paintings.
27:47But outside your mind?
27:50No.
27:51I feel like I could learn how to do this really well in four weeks.
27:54Okay.
27:55Now, I reckon within four weeks, you could get the gist of anything.
27:59Brain surgery?
28:00I mean, obviously you can't do it, but I reckon you could get the gist.
28:03Tap dancing.
28:04Yeah, I reckon I could get tap dancing.
28:06Um, horse riding.
28:08Yeah, no, I reckon I could do that. Have you ridden a horse before?
28:11Yeah.
28:11I've ridden a horse before.
28:12It's like riding a horse.
28:13Yeah, you never forget how to ride a horse. It's like riding a horse.
28:16Yeah.
28:21Right.
28:22So, four weeks to paint a portrait of the other cast members.
28:26It's an exquisite final task.
28:29Thank you, Jeremy.
28:29Up first, it's Morgana and Hawane.
28:32Hello, Paul.
28:34Please take a seat.
28:37Welcome along.
28:38I know it's dark, but I'm going to give you this pair of sunglasses.
28:41What are the sunglasses for?
28:42It represents how all of us were in the darkness and then we come to Taskmaster to see the light.
28:50Light it up.
28:53Here we go.
28:58Ta-da.
28:59Wow.
29:01It's stunning.
29:02Can you see how the horizon matches?
29:04Does it match?
29:05Yeah, it's perfect.
29:06It's the five of us looking at our biggest goal, which is the Taskmaster head.
29:12And it's actually overwhelmingly bright.
29:14So, even when you look at it, it's best to wear sunglasses.
29:17Who are you most proud of?
29:19I really enjoyed doing Dave's beard and hair.
29:24Are you guys naked?
29:25Yeah.
29:26Okay.
29:27You happy with that?
29:29Yeah.
29:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:31Yeah.
29:32Thank you, Morgana.
29:37Yes.
29:38Beautiful.
29:39Can I say, that seemed really mean to put me up with Morgana there.
29:45You're gorgeous.
29:46I think they were seriously, they were both good.
29:48Different vision, different idea.
29:50Morgana obviously going for more realism.
29:53Yours was slightly more abstract, but I thought they both had merit.
29:56Now that you say it, I'm like, actually that was a really good painting.
30:00That was, yeah.
30:01I think our artists should be very proud.
30:03Let's have a break now before one of them cuts their ear off.
30:06We'll see you soon.
30:19Welcome back to the final episode of Taskmaster New Zealand Season 7,
30:23where five comedians are competing tooth and nail for an old broom,
30:27a stomach painting and a music video that might trigger an epileptic fit.
30:32Where were we, Paul?
30:33Our contestants had four weeks to paint a painting before presenting it to me
30:38in a gallery of their own making.
30:40Our next showing is from the esteemed artists Leonardo da Vinci
30:44and Rose Matisse-Feo.
30:47Hi.
30:48Hello, Dave.
30:50I've got an art piece I want to show you.
30:53Come in.
30:56Darling, where have you been?
30:58Go.
30:59Drink quickly.
31:00It's just coming from Berlin.
31:02It set the whole world on fire.
31:04Yeah?
31:05Okay.
31:10What do you think?
31:11Come on.
31:15Wow.
31:16Yeah, it's a pretty inspiring piece.
31:19Starting with the earth palette is a homage to Tony Formerson.
31:24And then I quite like the cubist nature of Rita Angus.
31:30Which one is new?
31:31Is it not clear, darling?
31:35Is it not clear?
31:36I don't know.
31:37I would go the...
31:38No, no, no.
31:41Yes.
31:42Okay.
31:43Fabulous lightness, don't you think?
31:45Mm-hmm.
31:46Oh, these are words you've used so far in Taskmaster.
31:50Just Taskmaster.
31:51Just Madness.
31:52Just Badness.
31:53Just Relief.
31:55Just Zebra.
31:57When did you start running out of words?
31:59Was it Zebra?
32:00No.
32:01Okay.
32:01Way before the end.
32:04Was I supposed to do like a whole character?
32:06Did everyone else do it?
32:06No, you don't.
32:07You don't have to.
32:08Oh, gosh, yes.
32:09Damn it.
32:12Thank you, Dave.
32:13Bless your heart.
32:13Bless your heart.
32:14Bless your heart.
32:16Bless your heart.
32:17No, your heart first.
32:18No.
32:18Bless your heart.
32:19Your hat.
32:20Your hat's better.
32:21Bless your heart.
32:22Bless your heart.
32:24Yeah, I got the last one in.
32:25Are you still talking?
32:26Bless your heart.
32:27Nah.
32:27Bless your heart.
32:29Bless your heart.
32:30Bless your heart.
32:31Bless your heart.
32:32Bless your heart.
32:33Bless your heart.
32:33I said bless your heart.
32:35Bless your heart.
32:36Bless your heart.
32:42Bless your heart, Dave.
32:44You were using earthy tones a la Tony Fommerson.
32:48Yeah.
32:48There were some Richard Killeen-style shapes in there.
32:51There was the Nigel Brown-style writing around the outside.
32:54No, there was more an ode to McCann.
32:58You know, I started with a blank canvas,
33:00and I was there for days just looking at the thing,
33:02thinking, what the f*** do you do?
33:05Because I didn't want to paint people's faces.
33:07I thought, no, that's too weird.
33:10They're all representative of their own person.
33:13The square was a New Zealand quarter-acre dream.
33:18You know, the funny thing was, it made me love art.
33:22Some serious depth to that work.
33:24Yeah.
33:25Can I ask, is this task the reason I got a text from you
33:27out of the blue asking if I was a white guy?
33:29Yeah.
33:30Yeah, right.
33:33Okay.
33:35Rose, I enjoyed your gallery.
33:37Was it a toilet?
33:38It was a toilet.
33:40Well, I saw that light in the toilet, in the dressing room,
33:43and I thought that was the perfect, you know,
33:45gallery-esque, you know, painting light.
33:49Well, it's tight squeeze in there, but we made it.
33:51So you were the one on the left.
33:53Who was the fish one?
33:54Juani.
33:54Could you not tell?
33:56I could tell.
33:57I actually could tell.
33:58That was me.
33:59Yeah.
33:59I was like, it's got my nose.
34:02Well, there is just one left,
34:04and it's the guy who thinks it only takes four weeks to learn something.
34:08That's right, Jeremy.
34:09It's the artist formerly known as Rhys,
34:12and currently known as Rhys.
34:13It's Rhys.
34:17Welcome to House of Gist, New Zealand's hottest new art gallery.
34:21Can I interest you in a welcome drink?
34:24Okay.
34:26The House of Gist is a multi-room, multi-experiential art gallery.
34:31Are you excited?
34:32Very.
34:33Wonderful.
34:35Oh, my God, we're losing him, we're losing him.
34:38What's going on?
34:39Oh, yeah, all right.
34:41So just cut that, and then push that bit in there,
34:43and his brain should be sweet as.
34:45Okay.
34:48Well done.
34:51I might have slept with every doctor in town,
34:53but God damn it, if Rhys isn't the best brain surgeon
34:55this side of the Mississippi River.
34:59Wonderful.
35:00Crazy.
35:00Hi, Paul.
35:02How's the surgeon?
35:05Oh, Paul, there's something I must attend to,
35:08but please make your way to the balcony.
35:10Oh, yeah?
35:40You can truly get the gist of anything.
35:42Come with me.
35:45We have one last work to show you.
35:48It's a debut into oil medium from an incredible new painter.
35:51Are you ready?
35:52I'm ready.
35:56Pretty powerful stuff.
35:58I started at Dave and worked counterclockwise.
36:01Okay.
36:02I feel like I really hit my stride around Rose,
36:04and then I had to go back and redo Dave.
36:07There's another Dave under there
36:09that is borderline racist.
36:13You happy with that?
36:15Truly so deeply happy.
36:19Thank you, Rhys.
36:29The house of gist strikes again.
36:31Only four weeks to get the gist of something.
36:34I've never painted.
36:35I didn't do art at high school or anything like that.
36:37That took me 48 hours.
36:41I was counting, yeah.
36:43And honestly, I loved every moment of it.
36:46This task has given me a new way of seeing the world.
36:55Wow.
36:55I enjoyed the performance pieces.
36:58I feel like Guy Williams being there
37:00would have been more impressive
37:01if he hadn't been in the audience
37:03and talking the whole show.
37:06All right, should we have a look at them all?
37:08Yep.
37:08So obviously we've got a bit of Tony Fommerson
37:11up on the left there with Dave.
37:12I like the use of charoscuro, Hawane.
37:14What does that mean?
37:15Going painting from dark to light.
37:17Okay.
37:18There's beautiful naive realism
37:20about Morgana's painting.
37:22Rose, interesting abstraction,
37:23a touch of Joan Mero.
37:25And Rhys, beautiful likeness in the portraiture.
37:29And people are going to hate me
37:30for some of this judging,
37:31but I'm just going to have to say what I think.
37:32So I'm going to go with Dave with one point.
37:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:37As I said,
37:37someone has to get one point.
37:39No, no.
37:40This is the colonial way.
37:41Take the point.
37:43This is the land in which we see things.
37:46That is the best one.
37:47Someone has to get one point.
37:50Hawane, two points.
37:52Rose, three points.
37:54Morgana, four points.
37:56And Rhys, five points.
37:58CHEERING
38:00That was hard, all right?
38:01That's hard to do that.
38:02It's really hard and you did a great job.
38:05Thank you, Dave.
38:05And you've survived.
38:07Thank you, Dave.
38:07And that's all you can do.
38:09That's right.
38:09Is survive this tough game we play.
38:12Good luck.
38:14Just one more part to go, Paul.
38:16When we come back, this will be it.
38:28APPLAUSE
38:31Good arno.
38:32Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster.
38:37One of these lucky comedians
38:39will get to take my gilded mug home.
38:42There is still one more task to complete,
38:45but before we get to that, Paul,
38:47can we have a school board update for the episode, please?
38:50Out in first, equal, both with 17 points,
38:53it's the gals, Morgana and Rose.
38:56Oh, yes!
38:59All right, everyone, please hit up the stage
39:01for the final task of the season.
39:05APPLAUSE
39:10OK, Paul, who's reading up the final task of the season?
39:13David Fane, please.
39:16It will be my honour to read the final task.
39:20Deliver the pizza through the wall.
39:23You must toss the pizza from the spot.
39:28If you fail to deliver the pizza through the wall
39:31two times in a row,
39:32you will be eliminated.
39:36Each round, the spot will be moved back 50 centimetres.
39:42Last person standing wins.
39:47Ooh!
39:48Dave Fane, our first tosser.
39:51I'm going to give it a toss.
39:56All right, Dave, Dave.
39:58One more miss and you're out.
40:00Oh!
40:01You just want to sit down!
40:03You just want to sit down!
40:04You just want to sit down!
40:11OK.
40:12A successful delivery.
40:14Oh!
40:16Oh, that's so humiliating!
40:19No, you can do it.
40:21I'm at the beach.
40:23Oh!
40:25Unlucky.
40:25I hate that game.
40:28Reece Matheson.
40:32That's one miss.
40:33Come on, Reece.
40:34Come on, Reece!
40:35Come on, Reece!
40:37Come on, Reece!
40:37Come on, Reece!
40:38Yes!
40:39Nice!
40:45We're moving back 50 centimetres.
40:47Hawane.
40:51Yes!
40:52God damn it!
40:54Yeah!
40:55Yeah!
40:58Yeah!
40:59We're moving back 50 centimetres.
41:04Hey!
41:06Ooh!
41:09Ooh!
41:09Come on, Reece!
41:14OK.
41:15Getting his eye in.
41:1650!
41:1750!
41:1850!
41:19Oh!
41:25Oh!
41:26So graceful.
41:29Oh!
41:30Yes, Rose!
41:31We're moving back 50 centimetres again.
41:33Cool.
41:34How many more centimetres can we do?
41:39Ooh!
41:41That's one fail.
41:42You can do it!
41:44Thanks, Guy Williams.
41:45It's perfect!
41:46It's perfect!
41:47It's perfect!
41:48It's perfect!
41:49It's perfect!
41:50Yeah!
41:52No!
41:54You're leaving yourself!
41:56Oh, God!
41:57Shut up, Guy Williams!
42:00Oh!
42:02Oh!
42:03It's the power!
42:04Warm-up!
42:08Oh!
42:11Rose, you are eliminated.
42:16Come on down, everyone!
42:18And we'll add up the scores, find out the winner of the episode and season seven!
42:26Let's score that final live task.
42:28Feel free to sit down.
42:35I enjoyed that.
42:38So, one point for Dave, one point for Morgana,
42:41three points for Reece, four points for Rose,
42:43and five points for Huwani.
42:44Here we go.
42:48Congratulations to Huwani for winning the final task,
42:51but Paul Williams, who has won the episode?
42:55The winner of episode 10 with 21 points is Rose Matafeo.
43:01Congratulations, Rose.
43:03Please go up and enjoy your freshly grown-up.
43:12Janet! Janet!
43:19Right, this is it.
43:20The moment of truth.
43:23It's time to announce the winner of season seven.
43:25And what a season it's been.
43:28We've celebrated Christine Mass.
43:30We've defenestrated Bibcocks.
43:33We've fallen out of a horse.
43:34We've watched death push a man down the stairs
43:38and struck a bad, bad, naughty gong.
43:42And it's all led to this.
43:44Paul, would you please read out the scores
43:46and announce the official winner of Taskmaster season seven.
43:51in fifth place with 126 points,
43:55Dave Fahne.
43:56Yay!
43:58Yay!
44:00All right!
44:01In fourth place with 149,
44:04Morgana O'Reilly.
44:09In third place with 151, Hoani Horteni.
44:14Hoani Horteni.
44:15Hoani Horteni.
44:17Hoani Horteni.
44:21Hoani Horteni.
44:24Hoani Horteni.
44:32Hoani Horteni.
44:34That's very well.
44:37Congratulations.
44:38Oh, wow.
44:40Wow.
44:42Please join me in offering a huge congratulations
44:45to the winner of this season.
44:47Rose Matafayo.
44:50Thank you so much for joining us.
44:53And look after yourselves.
44:54Ka kite ano.
45:00Let's go.