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00:00:07just putting the finishing touches to my favorite game a touch of poison in the library
00:00:20what about these two best friends outside the castle how will they fare in here
00:00:29but of course who is going to play you we're ready
00:00:4021 celebrities have been invited to play the ultimate game of deception
00:00:45oh no all in the hope of winning up to a hundred thousand pounds for their chosen charity here
00:00:54we go i'm here because i want to play hard and i want to win this is traitor's apocalypse but
00:01:00concealed amongst them are the traitors who under the cover of darkness will secretly murder their
00:01:06fellow players it's up to the faithful to work out who the traitors are and banish them before
00:01:12they become their next victim
00:01:16i am at heart quite a trusting person i was born for this anything can happen
00:01:22they may be celebrities but their fame has absolutely no power here
00:01:28this is the celebrity traitors
00:01:34so
00:01:41so
00:02:10i have no idea
00:02:13what i'm walking into i mean both literally and figuratively
00:02:22i am a huge fan of this game now it's my turn
00:02:28i feel like as an actor i'm already at a bit of a disadvantage because everyone just sort of thinks
00:02:33well they just lie for a living don't they which i don't think is necessarily true
00:02:48i was so nervous stepping into that church
00:02:53i think people mostly see a glamorous like done up tv host and actually i'm not very serious i like
00:03:01wind-ups i like taking the mickey
00:03:03yeah i'm gonna sit right next to you
00:03:06and also i can be a bit of a menace if i want to be
00:03:12this is so weird isn't it weird here comes the prize
00:03:18it's just a perfectly normal day isn't it
00:03:21right so out the front it said famous last words
00:03:26famous last words
00:03:35and i think that playing characters like i've played for many years because i'm always goodies
00:03:44could definitely stand me in good stead in the game
00:03:48and you stay over there
00:03:49i feel a bit isolated
00:03:51but i do get a little bit starstruck
00:03:55and i do get a little bit hungry for friendship with people that i know off the telly
00:04:01so i'm hoping that i can really really pull that bit of myself back
00:04:05is there anybody here you don't like
00:04:07yeah
00:04:07yeah same
00:04:11having been on television for 43 years now
00:04:14the perception of me is tv tough man
00:04:17dad is that you
00:04:19could be respectful joe
00:04:21this is completely new territory for me
00:04:25the feeling is one of fear
00:04:26anticipation
00:04:28and also excitement
00:04:30how are you
00:04:31really nice
00:04:33yeah same
00:04:37absolutely cream
00:04:46very graceful
00:04:50i've been a traitor all my life
00:04:52i'm the guy who tells everyone that they're beautiful when they're really
00:04:55they're not
00:04:59nice to meet james and julie
00:05:01this is lovely
00:05:03this is so surreal
00:05:04i know
00:05:04for once in my life
00:05:06i'd like to be a goody
00:05:07i'd like to be a faithful
00:05:09lovely to me
00:05:10thank you
00:05:12just watched all of industry
00:05:13oh my god
00:05:18oh
00:05:19here he is
00:05:21the atmosphere in the church was very somerous and respectful
00:05:27i so love this game
00:05:29i was immediately consumed
00:05:31if i've chosen to be a traitor
00:05:34that would be like winning a jackpot
00:05:37that's the whole point of it
00:05:39oh richard
00:05:41that's to me
00:05:41i'm sure
00:05:43cool
00:05:44yeah
00:05:51you've got pop stars
00:05:52you've got actors
00:05:53you've got megastars
00:05:54and then in the back
00:05:55a mathematician
00:05:56sure
00:05:57this is completely crazy
00:05:59there is something about this game
00:06:01that really tickles the logical puzzle hunter in me
00:06:05i mean ultimately what could be more up my street
00:06:08oh
00:06:08okay
00:06:10good
00:06:13twenty years in journalism
00:06:15my mates
00:06:16find it absolutely farcical
00:06:18that i'm this guy that's on the news
00:06:19kind of asking tough questions
00:06:21i'm basically a pretty nice guy
00:06:23but i'm also acutely conscious we're in game mode now
00:06:28i've got no game plan whatsoever
00:06:30someone says strategy i barely know the meaning of the word
00:06:33i'm very thrilled you're here
00:06:35likewise
00:06:36richard e grant was doing some method acting
00:06:38to my left
00:06:39being very sort of
00:06:41obedient to being in the house of the lord
00:06:43playing the sort of village parishioner
00:06:45which was a thrill
00:06:46and then i find myself
00:06:47sort of looking around for other people
00:06:51and what are we doing
00:06:52what did we sign up for
00:06:54i don't know
00:06:56hello hello hello hello
00:06:58everyone always says that i've got an innocent face
00:07:00so maybe i could just use that to my advantage
00:07:04and i need to avenge nico
00:07:05went out way too quick
00:07:07how are you
00:07:08yeah good
00:07:09i didn't even get booked
00:07:10i was just passing
00:07:12i popped in for a quick pray
00:07:17it was quite nerve-wracking
00:07:18because i had no idea what was going on
00:07:21i don't ever plan to marry
00:07:23so i walked down the aisle slowly
00:07:24with people looking at me
00:07:26i enjoyed it
00:07:27i'm joanne how's it going
00:07:29my strategy is performative stupidity
00:07:33sometimes it's real
00:07:34but other times i think
00:07:35it's a good tactic to be like
00:07:38what's a traitor
00:07:40you know
00:07:42who's not who's not here someone
00:07:43no we're all here
00:07:44everyone's here
00:07:46it's this r.i.p. v.i.p.
00:07:48i'm slightly nervous that one of us is immediately for the chop
00:07:52i felt like adrenaline
00:07:53like nerves
00:07:55i can't think of the last time i felt anything really
00:07:57so it wasn't nice
00:07:59already
00:07:59like straight away
00:08:09i don't like this
00:08:10i don't like this
00:08:11i don't like this
00:08:12not a coffin
00:08:13please not a coffin
00:08:14oh god
00:08:14oh no
00:08:15oh my gosh
00:08:31i think i definitely got cremated
00:08:57happy luck
00:08:59a couple of years
00:09:02god
00:09:06mogÄ
00:09:07that was quite the nap
00:09:13quodietpatras
00:09:14welcome to the traitor's chapel
00:09:18now it doesn't matter how much of a vip you are in your celebrity lives in this game you have
00:09:27to
00:09:27avoid ending up in one of those very soon i will choose my traitors i think by now you know
00:09:40what
00:09:40the traitors like to do kill him kill him correct murder you're all in show business it is a fickle
00:09:51world full of flattery and backstabbing and i think you'll agree it's very important to know
00:10:01who you can trust so for me a little exercise i would like you to decide right now who is
00:10:13the
00:10:13most trustworthy amongst you bro just got it go
00:10:25how do we sharon oh well hi to you that's a very good oh hi to you julie you've got
00:10:32an innocent face
00:10:33julie julie julie it is you it is julie she stood up and hugged everyone hang on can i just
00:10:39we don't
00:10:40know what this means does this mean that julie goes in the coffin and we want that yeah it's a
00:10:45win-win
00:10:51players tell me who have you chosen julie oh no if no julie funest jaw for trying please come and
00:11:00join me no no no no no what does this mean so julie you have been voted the most trustworthy
00:11:09but has
00:11:10that trust been misplaced oh no we're about to find out julie i have two very special objects for
00:11:25you not one but two these for whoever has them shield them from the first murder and i definitely know
00:11:38this nobody wants to be the first to be killed no no no as the most trustworthy player you now
00:11:48decide
00:11:49who gets these you can keep one and give one to a fellow player or you can give them both
00:11:58away
00:12:09okay what would you like to do i'll have one thank you very much
00:12:16what a joy i've absolutely no idea why they think i'm so trustworthy but
00:12:21fantastic the big question who's getting this
00:12:29i am going to give the shield to the person who very very desperately did not want me to end
00:12:36up in
00:12:37the coffin joe lysett joe lysett come up here thank you julie i was in a church with ross kemp
00:12:45and
00:12:46jerry hall and then claudia winkerman climbed out of a coffin and gave me a shield that's not a normal
00:12:52sentence
00:12:56so julie and joe you are both shielded from the first murder as for the rest of you thoughts and
00:13:04prayers
00:13:06i will see you at the round table very shortly when i will choose my traitors
00:13:19it's good to be back
00:13:36julie look like a cardinal with a shield on
00:13:39thought i was in the vatican
00:13:43how do you guys feel about me having a shield you seem absolutely furious well i think you know
00:13:47having the lowest voice gets rewarded the loudest voice of justice actually
00:13:54because if two people have been shielded already means that someone's going to be murdered means
00:13:58someone's going to be murdered straight off i want to wear all my fabulous outfits at least
00:14:03well look if you go early i can i'll wear your outfit
00:14:07okay darling thank you
00:14:09i think people often underestimate me but all the men in my family were law enforcement officers and my
00:14:16uncle was a texas ranger he caught bonnie and clad beneath this dumb blonde lies a smart brunette
00:14:27yeah
00:14:30i feel like a competition winner just meeting everybody that i like watching on the telly and i've written
00:14:36can i stop you there with that competition you've been in a film with margot robbie
00:14:39yeah
00:14:40you've been in barbie you are a hollywood actress
00:14:43yeah
00:14:44i actually find that actors are terrible liars
00:14:47I agree.
00:14:48Are you lying now?
00:14:50No.
00:14:51My character on industry is pretty hardcore,
00:14:55double-crossing whoever to succeed.
00:14:57My strategy is get everyone to perceive me
00:15:01as, like, doughy-eyed, fun, and maybe a little naive.
00:15:06The subliminal messaging has begun.
00:15:11Guys, can I just say, I think we're on the driveway.
00:15:16Oh, is this the castle-castle?
00:15:19Maya.
00:15:21Are we holding hands?
00:15:21Holding hands.
00:15:22Okay, all together.
00:15:26Oh, my God.
00:15:28Oh, my gosh.
00:15:30Oh, look at it.
00:15:37Amazing.
00:15:40It's rather impressive, isn't it?
00:15:44If this is the last time we're friends, good luck.
00:15:47Peacock!
00:15:50We're in!
00:15:55Where's the food?
00:15:56That's what I want.
00:15:58God, it's so real to be in here.
00:16:00Hello.
00:16:01I haven't seen you properly.
00:16:03How are you?
00:16:03As a fan of the show, I always laugh when people play the game really strong and wrong.
00:16:09As a Glasgow girl, I'm quite good at being nosy.
00:16:12And I like to think I'm a good judge of character.
00:16:15But I think this show is going to really, really test my theories.
00:16:19Hi.
00:16:20How are you?
00:16:21Are you okay?
00:16:21Yeah, you are.
00:16:22This game is all about how people feel about you.
00:16:25I cannot believe we're here.
00:16:27It's crazy.
00:16:27I think I am quite a people person.
00:16:29So I'm hoping that people will trust me.
00:16:32Oh, my God.
00:16:33And feel comfortable around me.
00:16:35I mean, nobody wants to go out the first day, do they?
00:16:38Oh, I found the bar.
00:16:40Of course I found the bar first.
00:16:42This is nuts.
00:16:44What are you doing here?
00:16:45You already started loading up drinks already.
00:16:47How ahead are you, man?
00:16:48Really well.
00:16:49Isn't this mad?
00:16:50Aren't we lucky?
00:16:51If my 18-year-old self could see me now in the Scottish castle in this poncy suit,
00:16:56he would say, life has worked out pretty damn well.
00:16:59But, you know, the reason you're here is to play fair,
00:17:02but play hard and play to win.
00:17:05Oh, wow.
00:17:06Oh, and our faces up there.
00:17:09James Blunt looks unbelievable.
00:17:11Yeah, James Blunt looks absolutely gorgeous.
00:17:14Why is mine taken from a true crime documentary?
00:17:16LAUGHTER
00:17:20I can't believe we're in the Twitter's bar.
00:17:22It's kind of mad.
00:17:24I'm the biggest fan of this show, which no-one here knows.
00:17:28It's one of those games where you kind of have to fly under the radar at the beginning.
00:17:32So I'm hoping that the fact that I'm maybe slightly less well-known or slightly younger
00:17:38means people will have, like, less of an expectation from me, and that is great.
00:17:43And what does it say on it? Let's see.
00:17:44The eternal sleep.
00:17:47That means...
00:17:55In my head, I am a proper TV detective.
00:17:58I want to experience what it's like to be a faithful.
00:18:01In my one opportunity to play this game, as soon as I came in the castle,
00:18:04I started looking for patterns, looking for clues.
00:18:07And did I keep them to myself?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10See that perfume bottle there?
00:18:12Yeah.
00:18:12I think it's something that they're going to use to murder us with in plain sight.
00:18:16I just get too excited at puzzles.
00:18:19Memory, fortune, sleep in love, courage, wisdom.
00:18:21It's the one for sleeping.
00:18:23Look, there's some perfume bottles in this picture.
00:18:25Look, that same perfume bottle is in the room.
00:18:28I can't believe you're already plotting like this.
00:18:30One of those people might get made a traitor, and then they're going to go,
00:18:33Right, well, obviously, we're going to get rid of Acastle.
00:18:35No, I don't think that is the same one, actually.
00:18:38Yeah, this is not good.
00:18:43Oh, God.
00:18:44Cheers.
00:18:45Oh, yeah.
00:18:46Yeah, yeah.
00:18:47Cheers.
00:18:48Yeah.
00:18:48When we arrived at the castle, I felt like I climbed in my telly,
00:18:51and I just felt like the luckiest boy in the world.
00:18:54Have you got a game plan?
00:18:56To kill?
00:18:57Yeah.
00:18:58You really want to be a traitor.
00:18:59Oh, yeah.
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:00And if I'm not, I will try and kill people.
00:19:04Do you know what?
00:19:04I want to be a traitor with you.
00:19:06The sole point of doing this?
00:19:07Yeah, and just be absolutely ruthless.
00:19:09I think we may enjoy it too much.
00:19:12If I was lucky enough to be a traitor,
00:19:15that would be one of my dreams come true.
00:19:17In real life, you have so little control over anything,
00:19:20whereas in this game, the only vestige of control
00:19:24that you can possibly have is to be a traitor.
00:19:27If you're playing the game, you're playing the game.
00:19:29Friendships mean diddly-squit.
00:19:3821 celebrities have entered the castle.
00:19:42They're all equal now, but that is about to change.
00:19:46It's time to select my traitors.
00:19:53There's some dark horses out there,
00:19:55and there's some smart people,
00:19:56but I'm hoping that whilst there's a lot of them,
00:19:59I can just become the curtains.
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:10What is your strategy?
00:20:12Play smart when I have to, play dumb when I have to,
00:20:14but also be very trustworthy.
00:20:16I want them to think that I'm a really, really good faithful.
00:20:19Do you want them to underestimate you?
00:20:21Yes, and they already do.
00:20:23I used to be in a reconnaissance,
00:20:24and my job was to be the eyes and ears of my commanders.
00:20:26And then I suppose, as a musician,
00:20:28you're kind of sensitive to your surroundings too.
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31But this is a different ballgame,
00:20:32because people are out there to deceive.
00:20:41Players, welcome to the Round Table,
00:20:45a sacred place where traitors and faithful do battle,
00:20:52a place where your fate in the game will be decided.
00:20:57I can lie.
00:20:58I like to rummish when he comes off stage.
00:21:00Great gig.
00:21:01I think as well,
00:21:02some of them might think I'm thick,
00:21:04because of the accent,
00:21:06and my school grades.
00:21:09I know Rob very, very well.
00:21:12I mean, I've sat next to him as he's had a colonic.
00:21:14I can read him.
00:21:15Can he read you?
00:21:16Nobody can.
00:21:17I've got resting a different face,
00:21:19and that's something I've been told a lot.
00:21:21I'm unreadable.
00:21:22As a host, as you know,
00:21:23I have quite a welcoming energy, I think.
00:21:26So hopefully people will trust me,
00:21:28and actually, there's murder on my mind.
00:21:30Can you lie?
00:21:32Incredibly well.
00:21:32I've had to.
00:21:33When I'm making a documentary,
00:21:35sometimes you're looking into a cartel boss.
00:21:37You don't know whether you're going to get out of there or not.
00:21:39I'm a single woman.
00:21:40I'm dating apps.
00:21:41Do you know how much lying goes into that?
00:21:42Yesterday, I told a man I enjoyed nature and glassblowing.
00:21:46People think that I'm little and sweet,
00:21:48which I suppose I am little,
00:21:49but I don't know if people will expect me to be able to murder
00:21:54with the ease that I would be able to.
00:21:56I googled how to have a face that is trustworthy.
00:22:00You need to have big eyes and a smallish smile.
00:22:04That's lovely.
00:22:05Is that trustworthy?
00:22:06Very trustworthy.
00:22:07As a model, it can be so cutthroat.
00:22:10How will you cope in here?
00:22:12I think it'll be a lot easier than the fashion world.
00:22:17Can you murder?
00:22:19With relish.
00:22:24Look around you.
00:22:28Really look into each other's eyes.
00:22:36This is the last time you will sit here as equals.
00:22:41Would you like to be a faithful or would you like to be a traitor?
00:22:44Traitor.
00:22:45I want to kill.
00:22:46Do you?
00:22:47Really bad.
00:22:47I will be the best traitor of all time.
00:22:51I will also be the cutest.
00:22:52Traitor.
00:22:53I'd like to be a faithful, 100%.
00:22:55I can't really be anything but myself and if I imagine in my wildest dreams getting to
00:23:01the end, I would much rather be standing there and be able to say, I'm a faithful.
00:23:06Faithful.
00:23:06I absolutely believe I'm a psychological sleuth.
00:23:09Miss Marple's in the house.
00:23:11Traitor.
00:23:11I have this very soft, sweet nature that I'm going to hopefully use to fool people.
00:23:18I'm an undefeated professional boxer.
00:23:20That competitive nature, either being a faithful or a traitor, I can really take it all the way.
00:23:26I absolutely love to be a traitor.
00:23:28I would be, hopefully, an unassuming, warm, misleading, manipulative traitor.
00:23:37I think I'd make a better faithful than a traitor.
00:23:39Tell me why.
00:23:40I'm like dripping with prefect energy, you know?
00:23:44I'd like to be a traitor.
00:23:46I'm 90% that nice, warm guy who's on the news, but I'm also 10% psychopath.
00:23:51Give me three words to describe how you would behave as a traitor.
00:23:55I'm utterly ruthless.
00:23:58No guilt.
00:24:00No guilt, it's a game.
00:24:03Players.
00:24:08Please, put on your blindfolds.
00:24:23If you feel me touch you on the shoulder, it means that you are a traitor.
00:24:47My heart is gracing.
00:24:48The atmosphere was very tense.
00:24:51You can hear people, like, trying to keep their breath steady, which I was also doing.
00:24:56There was definitely a lot of adrenaline.
00:25:19I don't even know what to say.
00:25:25I'm so excited.
00:25:27I wanted to bring a different side of me out, and here she is.
00:25:31Villain era has begun.
00:25:33Growl.
00:25:54Yes.
00:25:58Absolutely thrilled.
00:26:01And I can't wait to start murdering them.
00:26:04I cannot wait.
00:26:13Players, the game is on.
00:26:17I have chosen my traitors.
00:26:25The rest of you will be known as The Faithful.
00:26:32Please take off your blindfolds.
00:27:00Traitors.
00:27:01Ladies, you will discover each other's identities tonight.
00:27:09Your task is to stay undetected and murder the faithful.
00:27:17Faithful, your job is to stay alive and hunt down the traitors and banish them before you
00:27:25become their next victim.
00:27:29Remember, if there are any traitors left at the end of the game, they take all the money
00:27:35for their chosen charity and all the glory.
00:27:41The bad news is there are now killers among you.
00:27:49But I leave you with the good news.
00:27:52There will be no murder tonight.
00:27:57And breathe.
00:28:00Oh.
00:28:02One last thing.
00:28:05The course of the game is not totally set.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:11What?
00:28:13As the traitors line up is not complete.
00:28:19It will be, though, by the time they claim their first victim.
00:28:24Good night.
00:28:35What?
00:28:36What?
00:28:36Has that ever happened?
00:28:36Oh, that's never happened.
00:28:39I'm confused.
00:28:43All right, then, who is it?
00:28:46What?
00:28:48What?
00:28:48Richard, are you happy?
00:28:51Are you happy?
00:28:51How are you feeling?
00:28:52I've asked you the question.
00:28:53Are you happy?
00:28:54I'm always happy.
00:28:57I'm always happy.
00:28:58Mate, you know what's dark?
00:28:59There's actually traitors amongst us.
00:29:01Well, this is when everyone gets nervous, and you're like, what happens now?
00:29:06Interesting.
00:29:07Very, very interesting.
00:29:10It's begun.
00:29:11My wife said to me four days before she died, she said, Richard, try and find a pocket full
00:29:17of happiness in each day, and I feel like I've got a wheelbarrow full, and then some.
00:29:30Which room?
00:29:31How's it going now?
00:29:32Cut, Lee.
00:29:35You a traitor?
00:29:36No.
00:29:36Are you a traitor?
00:29:37No.
00:29:39It's not really resolved much, is it?
00:29:41What's up, the leader of the faithfuls?
00:29:43I've deemed you that, you know?
00:29:45I'm definitely the leader of the faithfuls.
00:29:46Yeah, you.
00:29:46I'm sticking close to you.
00:29:48Do you know what the worst thing is?
00:29:49My lip got so dry halfway through, and I'm like, if I keep licking my lip, people are
00:29:53going to be like, oh, look, she's got a dry mouth.
00:29:55That's what I'm saying.
00:29:55Everyone looks like everything.
00:29:57This is just another job.
00:29:59Go to work, put on a smile, la, la, la.
00:30:03I'm happy, everything's fine.
00:30:04But secretly, I just have to hide the fact that I might kill you.
00:30:14I just don't think you're a traitor.
00:30:16I just don't think you have it in you.
00:30:18Well, look, I'm not, but I could be if I wanted to be.
00:30:20I don't think it'd be.
00:30:21I'd be really good.
00:30:22I just would, if I was Claudia, I wouldn't pick you.
00:30:24Why?
00:30:25I just don't think she'd trust you with that job.
00:30:28What does that make?
00:30:29But why would she not trust me with that job?
00:30:30I don't know, it's just a vibe I get.
00:30:32So I trust you complicitly.
00:30:34Well, what I'm getting from that is, you don't know what the word complicitly means.
00:30:41I don't know what you guys feel, but the relief that it's actually begun.
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:47What did you understand about what she said about after the murder, what's going to happen?
00:30:52Look, traitors will not be complete until the first victim.
00:30:55But then, doesn't that mean that there are two shields?
00:30:58Me and Julie have got the shields, yeah.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:00So if any of you are traitors, you can't kill me tonight.
00:31:06Never mind.
00:31:07Or you could be a traitor.
00:31:09Yeah, I could.
00:31:10Who's just got a shield.
00:31:11I could be, but I'm not.
00:31:12I'm a faithful.
00:31:14What are you?
00:31:16Traitor.
00:31:22You're what?
00:31:23Traitor.
00:31:24He's a traitor.
00:31:24Are you?
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:27Right.
00:31:30What's the point of being in the game if you're not?
00:31:33You know.
00:31:34Right.
00:31:35Yeah.
00:31:35OK.
00:31:36It's an interesting angle.
00:31:37Yeah.
00:31:39You need to be very clear that you're not.
00:31:42I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.
00:31:45I'm...
00:31:45What are you?
00:31:47What are you, Richard?
00:31:49Faithful.
00:31:51Faithful, yeah.
00:31:52I'm faithful.
00:31:54Here you go.
00:31:55Come on.
00:31:56Change your mind so quickly.
00:31:59I think you've just done something that's never happened in the game.
00:32:03Bold strategy.
00:32:04It is a bold strategy.
00:32:12It's a bold strategy.
00:32:14Cheers.
00:32:15Do I have one second chance?
00:32:16Do we have to share that, presumably, with the group?
00:32:19But then it's not...
00:32:21share what do you all bear witness to what just happened that he said he was a traitor
00:32:27he wanted to be a traitor so bad so he's obviously not
00:32:31i just don't believe richard's a traitor i know richard i've known him 30 years and he's my
00:32:38neighbor he says and does eccentric things he's amazing guy but i think he's like acting out
00:32:46because he's not been chosen i've got one should we try and get act tricky one night
00:32:52what happens if we get them all tonight
00:33:00statistically someone in here is traitor jesus christ i know it's a lot hello i've got news
00:33:08what's your news we've got massive news right so i just said to richard e grant are you a traitor
00:33:13and
00:33:13he went yes i'm a traitor oh my gosh definitely not a traitor surely not he said i am a
00:33:21traitor
00:33:21he's messing with us you know what's weird i actually don't think it's richard yeah i think
00:33:26it would be too obvious yeah no one can suss out richard why is he's an anomaly if i see
00:33:32him in that
00:33:33tower what kind of game is that what game is he playing richard's just got in there and just said
00:33:38i'm a traitor apparently you've just declared yourself a traitor well
00:33:53that may be the biggest mistake i have ever made in my life i was so thrilled to have been
00:34:00chosen as
00:34:01a traitor that in my unguarded excitement i said of course i'm a traitor i clearly need to diffuse all
00:34:10the heat that's coming in my direction oh brother what did you understand about when claudius said
00:34:17about how people get murdered there's at least one more traitor still to be picked yeah at least
00:34:22does that mean two people murder isn't irrelevant to the shields that's what i thought julie and joe
00:34:29joe do you think there's any possibility that they could both be the traitors and they've got
00:34:34shields yeah yeah as she came up to me in the church i thought wow if i was choosing who
00:34:41the
00:34:41traitor would be i would choose her because immediately she also won the popularity thing
00:34:46immediately my mind went back to the church something's not right about the whole shields thing
00:34:53it was just too easy something's afoot don't know what to expect my mind is racing i can barely feel
00:35:04my
00:35:04breath do you think you guys are actually good at spotting lies i'm quite good at it i feel like
00:35:11everyone sort of likes to think that they can tell when people are laying i can't and life seems to
00:35:17suggest that they can't
00:35:32good night cheers see you in the morning i would say partying is such sweet sorrow
00:35:38oh the castle clock has chimed see you guys see you later which means our players must retire to
00:35:48their individual lodgings where they can't see or speak to each other how are you feeling richard
00:35:55slightly disappointed to be honest are you yeah for the traitors it's a very important evening
00:36:02they're about to discover who they've gone to the dark side with
00:36:28you stand before the traitor's turret
00:36:33before i give you this cloak i must receive your oath do you commit to lie and deceive throughout this
00:36:42game i do are you willing to murder a fellow player every single night i am more than willing
00:36:50and do you vow to keep your identity and the identity of your fellow traitors a secret
00:36:56yes i do and yourself and myself then it gives me enormous pleasure in saying officially maya you are
00:37:10a traitor thank you you've made my year can i say already iconic inigo thank you enjoy it i will
00:37:28thank you for the relief of being here and not being one of those faithfuls it's just enormous
00:37:37i can't wait i can't wait to meet the other traitors
00:37:41i genuinely have no idea who the other traitors are naturally i was so wrapped up in the fact that
00:37:47i was one and i need to hide that that i wasn't really looking too hard i can't wait to
00:37:51share this
00:37:52experience with someone else and just be able to like with them
00:38:08did you have any idea that it would be you yeah no no that it would be me i can't
00:38:14believe you're
00:38:15playing this game that you've been saying you're a traitor you are mad it is richard it's just so
00:38:22wild he was saying i'm a traitor and he actually is you're in trouble already deep trouble yeah hello
00:38:29hello i'm well happy to see you and you maya maya she wasn't even on my radar she seems too
00:38:37nice to
00:38:37be a traitor which i suppose is the point genuinely you threw me off with running around saying you're
00:38:47a traitor that completely threw me that's gonna make me able to sleep in my bed tonight
00:38:57hello hello it's claudia look at this my traitors i can't believe it i actually can't believe it you
00:39:06are hilarious what up yeah it's new yeah you may have noticed there is only two of you yes
00:39:16that won't be for long okay i'm giving you the opportunity to choose a third traitor to join you
00:39:31tomorrow night you will invite two people to a face-to-face meeting oh my gosh they will plead
00:39:40for their chance to join you as a traitor wow they're gonna beg you will choose one of them to
00:39:50complete your trio the other one well they'll have seen too much so there's only one way for them to
00:39:58go
00:39:59murder yeah feed them to the fishes yeah they'll beg oh my god they'll beg oh there is a god
00:40:11i'll leave that with you are you happy with that power oh i'm loving it sleep well and i'll see
00:40:18you
00:40:18tomorrow thank you claudia oh gosh there's so much i think we're going to see a lot tomorrow
00:40:26we're going to know who's going to take charge yeah i also think the unassuming ones are ones we
00:40:31should look out for because we need someone that's going to slip under the radar
00:40:38if your name gets brought up defending you likewise and i will do everything to try and brush aside if
00:40:44people said yeah but you kept saying you want to be a traitor so of course yeah point of the
00:40:49game
00:40:49you're an actor practice those lines tonight and get in there and adapt to that role i am not a
00:40:55traitor
00:40:55i am not a traitor i'm not a traitor you can do it i believe in you no shame in
00:40:59just you know
00:41:00thinking of me as a pet if you have to down down boy down boy all right doggy let's go
00:41:06all right wolf
00:41:10i feel like me and richard we're in it together it's like having an unhinged uncle running wild in the
00:41:18castle that is my partner in crime
00:41:27tomorrow these two people are going to beg to be traitors and the one that doesn't make the cut
00:41:32it should be absolutely delicious
00:41:50with no murder last night the players slept soundly but this morning they'll need all their
00:41:55energy as they're heading straight off to their first mission this is a chance for both traitors
00:42:01and faithful to work together in order to win money that will be added to the prize pot
00:42:07everybody starts racing through my brain mission day guys i'm really looking forward to a mission
00:42:13in a very tight wetsuit
00:42:17the aphids would suggest some sort of scuba situation yes how was it putting yours on this
00:42:21morning i'd like to say it was a three-man job but it was a lot worse than that
00:42:27i'm concerned about the chafing but i have greased my nipples have you yeah with what i i ordered um
00:42:35bread and butter this morning and i used the butter to grease my nipples are you actually serious
00:42:39and you didn't
00:42:45i seem to remember richard last night telling everyone he was a traitor you don't want to listen
00:42:48to richard i thought there was like 10 i am spartacus moments yes i know people would fall on down
00:42:53i am
00:42:53spartacus but no one's doing richard you were left hanging yeah yesterday was a big dipper ride
00:43:00i'm trying to make a plan to recruit the person that is the most on my case about being a
00:43:06traitor
00:43:06that would be the person to get on side i'm already stressed out and the table hasn't come
00:43:12yet if it had to happen now i'd just put richard his is the biggest change from before the round
00:43:16table and then after in the car i told everyone that i'm pretty sure it's richard because i really
00:43:22want us to just hone in on like as close to facts as we can get you said it was
00:43:26a traitor don't you
00:43:27said it out loud i don't know i think everyone's going to ignore it because they're going to go
00:43:30well it's just richard maybe this is all part of his twisted plan of being like i'm a traitor no
00:43:35i'm not and he just wants entertainment i really really genuinely do not think he's a traitor i don't
00:43:42either i think he's too smart for that i'm enjoying the traitor yeah me too i now feel with total
00:43:50clarity
00:43:50it would be great to catch those little rascals you too let's raise some money guys oh why did i
00:44:01say
00:44:01that oh my gosh oh it's a boat oh this is so cool it's pirates of the highlands oh look
00:44:17at that
00:44:21i don't like boats let alone the ones on fire wow
00:44:29players welcome to your very first mission if you like your first voyage into banking some gold
00:44:39as you can see not all voyages are successful here lies the traitor's ship it ran into a bit of
00:44:51bad luck
00:44:52but that misfortune could mean a huge fortune for you scattered all around the wreckage
00:45:02there are crates once you found a crate bring it to shore and open it with that crowbar
00:45:09most of the crates they hold nothing important however three of them contain precious treasure
00:45:21chests each containing three thousand pounds worth of gold each of those three chests contain part of a
00:45:31code if you crack that code then you can open the captain's safe
00:45:39inside there is six thousand pounds
00:45:44so if you are successful in this mission you could add fifteen thousand pounds to the prize fund
00:45:53do you understand yes yes but as you will learn there is always more that ship
00:46:00is rammed to the rafters with gunpowder oh wow what
00:46:10those explosives will blow in about 25 minutes
00:46:20so this is your first mission who would like to add 15 000 pounds to the prize fund yes
00:46:28i would love to help but i don't believe in cold water that's fair enormous luck please go and get
00:46:38yourselves ready i was like you're actually on the train to do your first mission focus manda
00:46:45i felt very excited and desperate for a wee
00:46:49your first mission then it starts in three two one go listen four teams of five people each two teams
00:47:04over that side i'd suggest a near team and a far team tallest go far shortest go close
00:47:11better shortest go this way who were the two commanders with instructions at the front james
00:47:16blunt former military man and ross kemp professional hard nut which as it happens we were very happy to
00:47:23follow lift it lift it lift it are we getting nearest first ross no furthest first furthest first i've got
00:47:29the
00:47:29crowbar i was manning the crowbar but go boy that way you know in texas we are pretty good with
00:47:36our
00:47:36tools so i knew all the techniques you got it yeah nothing look look look look no no no that's
00:47:47nothing
00:47:47are you sure this is nothing oh i've been looking for my wigs oh maybe i need to hold on
00:47:53to you hold on to me
00:47:54you got me move this one and bring that one here well done everyone let's take lunch rocks rocks rocks
00:48:02there just watch your feet there's nothing in here okay get it out of the way sorry rob that's okay
00:48:07i
00:48:08love swimming i love the sea but we are in scotland so it's absolutely freezing oh my gosh i was
00:48:14in half
00:48:14a mind to wee a little bit in my wetsuit just to warm it up keep going it was hard
00:48:20work and there was
00:48:21no way that the rest of us could drag one of those crates out by themselves unless you ross kemp
00:48:27well
00:48:28done ross you are very strong okay go move it move it come on quick guys come on very very
00:48:37bossy
00:48:38jerry hall these graves my way you go that way stop hurry up get over here stop lollygagging i don't
00:48:46know
00:48:46she said that but this is all the thing she would say okay oh we must have some gold oh
00:48:53this is gonna
00:48:53get out of there guys you've had half your time we went through so many cakes with nothing in it
00:49:02but
00:49:02random gubbins nada oh none of these crates have got anything in guys there's three here three it's gotta be
00:49:11in
00:49:11here we've got so many oh yeah oh they found one they found one they got one x marks the
00:49:19spot has
00:49:20anyone seen an x we find the crate with the treasure chest and the treasure chest itself holds the clue
00:49:27telling us how to open it has anyone seen an x look for an x
00:49:33what the hell any x's in here okay there's no x up here we're looking everywhere for the x
00:49:42wait wait where was it and the spooky little cherub at the front of the ship go go go go
00:49:48go go all right let's get these crazy come on babe come on you got the key yeah please
00:49:57go go go go go go go go go yes well done rob
00:50:02three thousand pounds added to the pot okay oh yeah it's a bird it's a bird guys oh yeah when
00:50:12someone said a bird i just looked and i saw something on the ship and i just started running
00:50:17towards it uh brilliant brilliant brilliant yes nice one hurry up get it get it springer what are they
00:50:29doing can everyone just please stop shouting this is very stressful i've got it's a key throw it
00:50:35i just logged it to james blunt whoa and it somehow made its way to him go on okay now
00:50:44it's open yeah
00:50:44thank you darling guys six thousand pounds added to the fund one more treasure chest this way okay
00:50:56no don't do it yeah okay go jerry
00:51:01yes yes get it grab it they got the last twist i open on the sailor's touch i open on
00:51:07the sailor's
00:51:08touch like a skeleton hand i was in the water and someone went skeleton's hand skeleton hand yeah and
00:51:15i thought i know where to find a skeleton's hand then was looking at the skeleton's hands being like
00:51:22what's what's happening like what's on the hand there's nothing there what you only have five minutes
00:51:27left let's go with some hands there's this there's this maybe we need to take it to the box eventually
00:51:33i thought oh maybe it's just the actual hand there wasn't a number on it you got it bring it
00:51:38come on
00:51:39throw it throw it come on throw it and i'll track it on he said to touch we were so
00:51:43desperate to get
00:51:45the gold bring it guys bring it the hand was brought out come on it had to go on to
00:51:50the actual
00:51:51imprint of a hand and once we work that out then we were able to open it that's it that's
00:51:57it they've
00:51:58done it another three thousand pounds what's the number five five five it's one five and eight five
00:52:06thank you maya thank you michael well done romish it could be eight one five with the numbers all the
00:52:11ways they're now trying to get into the captain's safe but what they don't know is when they open the
00:52:16safe they will have to run try all the numbers he's trying he's trying guys guys guys guys do it
00:52:23systematically or you'll miss one i'm not the strongest i'm not the fastest but i am i am a
00:52:29numbers gal yeah you shout them out what they can be then come on one eight five now do you
00:52:33one five
00:52:33eight you got it oh we've got it we've got it you dare to open my safe and steal my
00:52:40gold this boat
00:52:40will now explode in 19 seconds come on it's gonna blow come on guys we have got what we need
00:52:48we need
00:52:48to get the hell out of there get to the car run it's gonna blow come on we have no
00:52:56time
00:53:01we can smell flames and gunpowder and we are fighting our way out as fast as our little legs can
00:53:07take us
00:53:11we are fighting our way out as fast as we have to go out as fast as possible
00:53:11oh my god we need to go out and get a nice fight by the way out of there get
00:53:40a nice fight and get a nice fight
00:53:40that we got all the money because it did seem pretty impossible at one point all of you were
00:53:47utterly brilliant did just kill me did you no you acted beautifully as a team and 15 000 pounds added
00:53:56to the prize fund and i really want you to revel in that because tonight the traitors will carry
00:54:04out their first murder so go back to the castle get warm and think about what you did today off
00:54:15you go
00:54:15well done 15 000 pounds smashed it i'm so trust that we did it we smashed the first time you
00:54:28got the hat
00:54:29yeah yeah we're talking of the hat killed in plain sight do you think by who wait what by bella
00:54:37interesting no so there i am feeling chuffed with myself because i think i've done a good job in the
00:54:43mission and then bella comes up and puts the hat that was on top of the skeleton skull on my
00:54:51head
00:54:51and i just go they've just killed me in plain sight surely there is one comedian in the traitors
00:55:00there has to be a comedian traitor right it's probably jealous i mean he'd make a good traitor
00:55:05he'd make an amazing traitor if it's you rubbish yeah after all this oh we're gonna have a serious
00:55:12problem it's over if you're lying to me agreed if you're lying this is awful mate i need to be
00:55:18emphasized right if you're lying i am too hungry to try and work out who's a traitor i've actually
00:55:37noticed across because i've watched and studied all of the previous series of there and people who tend to
00:55:42be traitors tend to have less carbs so i think we should go around and just have a look potato
00:55:48pasta i'm double carb oh dear look what we've got here
00:55:57good evening sirs so we me and richard have been in a car together all day so we've been
00:56:02talking about all kinds of stuff whatever who was in your coming up in your car leanne
00:56:08maya and james acaster okay i'll be honest with you richard yeah
00:56:13your name got brought up after last night hardly a surprise i'm just being honest your name did get
00:56:20brought up so where i'm from you got to respect your elders but this is a game where emeralds are
00:56:25eradicated so i kind of have to come out of my comfort zone and just talk this is a game
00:56:30of
00:56:31gathering information yeah kenny's just been telling us the lowdown of your deductions uh-huh
00:56:36and he's already told me that i'm in trouble yeah you're in big trouble yeah you better believe it
00:56:45i do not understand what game richard is playing right he was just disappointed
00:56:52because i think i mean me too but don't you think that if he is a traitor
00:56:56we would all be so stupid not to just like be banishing yes but don't you think it's too obvious
00:57:02i think he and i both were too too eager as a faithful i really believe that there's something
00:57:10cool about being part of a bigger team trying to snuff out the bad guys who are lying to us
00:57:15and you know i know how to ask annoying but useful questions and then keep chasing an answer
00:57:24i'm feeling so relieved to have feeling in my toes again after this afternoon how are you feeling
00:57:32i'm feeling very excited to chat to you okay what happened last night you are the lord of chaos
00:57:41well the game had actually started was i was so relieved that it started because i had been so
00:57:48blatant about saying that i came into this thing and it's called traitors because i wanted to be a
00:57:54traitor so when i walked into the barn somebody said so are you a faithful traitor i said i'm a
00:57:59traitor
00:57:59of course when you did it i was like this is so funny no i'm i am absolutely convinced i'm
00:58:07going
00:58:07home right now i do slightly think you're a faithful now richard e grant is confounding suddenly he went
00:58:15kind of more real and went no i'm actually just disappointed and i'm like okay miss marple
00:58:22psychological sleuth is lost i've got a list of people that i'm absolutely certainly faithfuls
00:58:30tell tell us one of them is ross thank you one of them is sharon sharon one of them is
00:58:37bash
00:58:37if you're a faithful and you put that hat on my head i needed it because i got the money
00:58:41ross suddenly had a moment of thinking that maybe i'd like murdered him put the hat on the head
00:58:47i didn't even think that that would be suspicious anyway ross is quite worried he thinks that bella
00:58:55touched him and gave him the hat so they could be a traitor any name will do as long as
00:59:00it takes the heat
00:59:00of me and richard are you that cold i'm a little bit cold yeah it's cold in here i don't
00:59:22want to be
00:59:24i'm going sparkling well boys another weird one's just happened what's happened just had my arm
00:59:30rubbed it so cold just rubbed me on the arm who did a man came up and rubbed you did
00:59:35run my rub
00:59:35you on the arm i'm just gonna go and ask you fight fight fight did you just rub me on
00:59:46the arm like
00:59:47that because you were cold oh my gosh what so paranoid i'm so paranoid like this i'm cold i'm so
00:59:58paranoid can you not get it can you not get it it's going to be more than a rub on
01:00:02the shoulder no it
01:00:03can't you just be that oh don't my guard is very much up anybody touching me offering me a drink
01:00:10talking to me in a slightly odd way that could be me gone so at the moment i am feeling
01:00:16pretty
01:00:16paranoid good night kenny oh i'm not going to shake your hand i can't touch anyone i've already been
01:00:38touched too much kenny please sleep well if you can that's the maniana tell you whose name hasn't
01:00:45come up at all maya bye bye bye good night she'd be a great traitor she'd be an amazing traitor
01:00:53the castle clock has chimed which means the faithful must return to their individual lodgings
01:01:01but for the traitors well they need to head to the turret as they have a huge decision to make
01:01:15never watch your back
01:01:21never watch your
01:01:26richard
01:01:27hi how are you feeling
01:01:30firing squad it seems like because of that traitor thing that you said yesterday
01:01:35people don't have a lot to go by and that is all they're clinging to right now understandably yeah
01:01:40we've got a big decision to make tonight yeah we basically all work out how to save you
01:01:45we've got invite two faithful one to join our traitor clan and the other to kill i think we need
01:01:55to get
01:01:55someone that is your main accuser okay on side the biggest rot fella on me is amon it would take
01:02:05the
01:02:05heat of me for having been such a plonker he also could defend you and switch completely would that not
01:02:14be very suspicious if he suddenly did that he'd have to play it really really smartly okay so who'd be
01:02:19a
01:02:19good person to recruit in your opinion remesh and then there's bella
01:02:27james acaster is laser-eyed in his conviction that i am
01:02:35traitor he would make a good trainer though he'd make a very good traitor
01:02:40he's super smart and the way that he discusses things he's very careful but then again he's
01:02:46after you i know i'm absolutely in his sights yeah there's a lot of things going on but we're
01:02:52so early in the game we have to be so careful so what do you advise our mission tonight is
01:02:58basically
01:02:58get the heat off you because you've digged yourself a humongous hole there's not enough
01:03:04the best dose left in england we've got to try our best
01:03:13are we agreed who we're going to lock in yes i think we just see how they plead their case
01:03:28the time i have left is entirely dependent on choosing who the best person is to recruit and deflect
01:03:44it is time for you both to choose the two players you would like to invite to a face-to
01:03:54-face meeting
01:03:55one of them will join you in here as a traitor the other well they'll be dead
01:04:02okay have you reached an agreement we have reached an agreement yes thank you i will organize the
01:04:11arrangements good luck thank you
01:04:22what are you richard faithful there you go so you can do it
01:04:32it is kind of stressing me out that they're gonna see your faces and have to plead i have no
01:04:36stress
01:04:37about that whatsoever none
01:04:42i am hoping that i can turn this around for you you've got it in you
01:04:47okay it's a final push final push
01:05:12a mole
01:05:14your presence is required at a secret meeting please make your way to the chapel immediately
01:05:28oh my days what even is this game
01:05:42oh my word
01:05:54the two coffins
01:06:09you're kidding me
01:06:11it's not me
01:06:13i've been called here as well oh god it's you and me and two coffins i mean that's not great
01:06:21is it
01:06:22this is so stressful man
01:06:26oh god here we go here we go this is not a good sign is it
01:06:34amon james
01:06:35welcome back welcome back to the chapel you must be wondering why you've been brought here in the dead of
01:06:43night
01:06:45well i can now reveal that you've been invited here by the traitors
01:06:51one of you will be recruited as a traitor tonight
01:06:57the other well
01:07:04the traitors will decide who lives and who dies
01:07:12but you have the opportunity to influence their decision
01:07:17a lifeline if you will
01:07:20to survive this first murder you will have to convince them that you are the best recruit
01:07:31if you are selected you will join them as a traitor immediately
01:07:37of course if you don't want to be a traitor you can make that known but you know how that
01:07:45will end up
01:07:45and one more thing you will each plead for your lives to the traitors face to face
01:08:02oh two of them
01:08:10oh my
01:08:18oh my god
01:08:21oh yeah no yeah
01:08:36no
01:08:38richard were you double triple bluffing or what maya i should have seen that all along the sight of
01:08:45the two of them puts down united in evil i don't think i will ever forget well faithful now you
01:08:53know
01:08:53who you're at the mercy of it is time to make your pleas who would like to go first after
01:09:01you mate
01:09:03james
01:09:07i think currently pretty much everyone's convinced i'm a faithful
01:09:11also i've been pushing your name really really really hard everyone knows that about me
01:09:16if i go tonight the first person they're looking at is you you need help getting the heat off of
01:09:23you
01:09:24and right now everyone believes me because i've just gone in
01:09:28head first into being a faithful so all i have to do is keep that up
01:09:35and we were in the car together today we got on you know that we work well as a team
01:09:40i'm pretty confident on the right decision
01:09:45amal
01:09:46amal it is now your turn to plead for your life
01:09:51i genuinely have absolutely no heat on me whatsoever nobody in there thinks i'm a traitor that's going
01:09:57to be useful the second thing is i have established some really good relationships
01:10:04i know that they'll believe what i say and that is why the third pillar
01:10:09which is relevant to you richard is i do think i am uniquely placed to take the heat off you
01:10:15i'm here because i sniff out liars for a living
01:10:19and the faithful think i will identify the traitor by doing my job really well
01:10:25and if i'm on your side i'll throw him off the scent
01:10:31go and each lay in a coffin while you await your fates
01:10:43oh dear
01:10:48ah lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy
01:10:55ah i'm too young for this traitors you must now choose who you want to join you and who you
01:11:05want dead
01:11:08it's literally a decision of life and death
01:11:20i'm torn between both of them i feel like they were both very good arguments
01:11:27i'm kind of 50 50. i think they both could bring something i've got it wrong completely so i'm going
01:11:33with what you say the two faithfuls we've invited to the chapel are our only hope of saving richard's
01:11:41name it's such a hard decision because it could change the entire game
01:11:52yeah okay it's a risk i agree with you okay
01:12:01have you made your decision
01:12:03have you made your decision
01:12:05so
01:12:06the decision that maya and i have made
01:12:36is monumental for my survival i genuinely heartfeltly hope i don't live to regret it
01:13:01the celebrity traitors is back with a bang and another insane cliffhanger
01:13:06and uncloaked is on bbc one right now where i'll be joined by traitor cat burns
01:13:10faithful kate garraway and series four winners steven and rachel don't go anywhere
01:13:17whatever you're into there's always something worth watching on bbc
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