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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back

00:00:12i'm not a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him

00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect

00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried joe ass to the er that

00:00:33felt better

00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's

00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something super

00:00:46lethal global pandemic what's in the genocide between friends just off and let me die in peace

00:00:53with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together four firecracker i am not sexually

00:00:59attracted to you it's about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest

00:01:06person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar

00:01:13like season once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i

00:01:19am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that

00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals

00:01:30newman would have been a patsy so i went another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line

00:01:35to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority veritable

00:01:40army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government and from our

00:01:45streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today

00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be kidding me this whole time

00:02:19is

00:02:36oh

00:02:38U.S.A! U.S.A!

00:02:40U.S.A! U.S.A!

00:02:43Thank you, and welcome

00:02:44to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.

00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.

00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.

00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.

00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.

00:03:03Got them. Got them headed to the place now.

00:03:08Hey, John. Mr. Horace, you're in sight.

00:03:11You're a brave hero.

00:03:13Go!

00:03:15Go!

00:03:16Go!

00:03:28Starlight is running wild.

00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.

00:03:33But we said no. We said enough.

00:03:36We said not in America.

00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!

00:04:00Keep going.

00:04:03Stop!

00:04:06He designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.

00:04:11Other heroes are proudly serving the armed forces,

00:04:14thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.

00:04:18The minimum is up 21%.

00:04:21G-Man, days passed from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.

00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.

00:04:29But all of this is the most important truth.

00:04:35This is a safer, more God-fearing nation!

00:04:42Our nation!

00:04:45Yes!

00:04:47Yes!

00:04:48What just happened to that little bitch Starlight tried to do on our southern border?

00:04:52Got it.

00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wh-

00:04:56Homewender and Queen Mayhem are the gods of thieving us.

00:05:00Take these two!

00:05:01No, no.

00:05:02Trust these two, please!

00:05:03No!

00:05:03What?

00:05:03So they could tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?

00:05:06Come on!

00:05:07No, Mayhem.

00:05:09No, you stay back!

00:05:10All of you, stay back!

00:05:12You stay the fuck back!

00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!

00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!

00:05:16No, no, no, no!

00:05:18What the ****!

00:05:46This was an A.I.

00:05:48generated disinformation campaign, period, and the American people have the good sense

00:05:53to call out a lie when they see...

00:05:55Stay back!

00:05:56I'll laser every fucking one of you!

00:06:00Stay back!

00:06:03I'll laser every...

00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.

00:06:15Tough day.

00:06:17Sad day.

00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.

00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.

00:06:28Let's open it up.

00:06:31Chris Hayes.

00:06:32Vice President Barrett.

00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking.

00:06:36Literally.

00:06:36And no.

00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance

00:06:41to the U.S. of A.

00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.

00:06:47Honestly.

00:06:48Do better?

00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?

00:06:51The starlighter dissidents?

00:06:53More clickbait.

00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?

00:06:56And camp.

00:06:56We knew this would happen sooner or later.

00:06:59We've been ready.

00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't

00:07:05tell their clit from their collarbone.

00:07:06The share price is only down half a point.

00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.

00:07:11What's this?

00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.

00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.

00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?

00:07:19Peter Thiel.

00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.

00:07:25Everyone loves you.

00:07:27You can't really think I care.

00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.

00:07:30It's all for you.

00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.

00:07:33The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.

00:07:36Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?

00:07:41Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?

00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is...

00:07:53Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.

00:07:57That story's holding.

00:08:00We're good.

00:08:01And how about you, Sage?

00:08:03Are you?

00:08:06Good?

00:08:07I'm sorry.

00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?

00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?

00:08:16No.

00:08:17Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?

00:08:24I was humiliated!

00:08:27It's that people don't hate me enough!

00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.

00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure.

00:08:34But millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts where it counts.

00:08:38Have you seen the memes?

00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?

00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.

00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...

00:08:52Oh, you're serious.

00:08:54Uh, sir.

00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.

00:08:58It keeps people afraid.

00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!

00:09:02You promised me Caesar.

00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.

00:09:06Yeah, well, I can relate to that.

00:09:08But I need people to be devoted to me.

00:09:13May I speak freely?

00:09:14Give it a shot.

00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.

00:09:27You know what's going to make me happy?

00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.

00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days, we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.

00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and that I will take care of this once and for all.

00:09:58Consider it done, sir.

00:11:11you mind being more careful

00:11:14thank you also tears of any exploits

00:11:24enjoy

00:11:36ok

00:11:37ok

00:11:48all my friends

00:11:53ok

00:11:54ok

00:11:55ok

00:11:56ok

00:12:13Luis, la bebida.

00:12:29And he got the Flight 37 video out.

00:12:33Huh.

00:12:35Huh?

00:12:36That's all you have to say.

00:12:43No!

00:12:46No!

00:12:56Ah!

00:13:20Hello, Dad.

00:13:24Really?

00:13:32You are a wanted man.

00:13:34What are you doing here?

00:13:36On a bit of a layover.

00:13:39Thought I'd pop in.

00:13:42Say hello to Lenny and Mum.

00:13:46Proof is no God, innit?

00:13:49She's dead and there you are.

00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.

00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?

00:14:06Fucking hope so.

00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.

00:14:09About the funeral.

00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.

00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?

00:14:15I paid for it.

00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them.

00:14:22What did you come here for?

00:14:24Torture old man, eh?

00:14:28Where did you find that?

00:14:30In the attic.

00:14:31Reminds me of him.

00:14:41Five fucking weeks Lenny practice that rings trick.

00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.

00:14:48So fucking chuffed.

00:14:53And then he come home.

00:14:56And you called him a little poof.

00:15:01Well, never looked at this again, did he?

00:15:04Why you here?

00:15:06Huh?

00:15:16There's no need to get angry.

00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.

00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.

00:15:22All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.

00:15:27Made me who I am.

00:15:30Made me just like you.

00:15:33Son.

00:15:33I'll show ya.

00:15:35Son.

00:15:37Please.

00:15:38I know.

00:15:40I ain't got long to go.

00:15:42You wasted time.

00:15:44I know.

00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.

00:15:50Just to hear you scream.

00:16:12What's the matter with you?

00:16:18What?

00:16:19Your heart's pounding.

00:16:22Are you scared?

00:16:24Are you scared?

00:16:25I just love being at work.

00:16:27It's exciting.

00:16:28Room temperature like you like.

00:16:34Have a good show.

00:16:41I want an eight o'clock at Jean-Georges.

00:16:43Tell him it's for me.

00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.

00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.

00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.

00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?

00:16:58Howdy there, boss.

00:17:01There's you with Bashn today.

00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.

00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.

00:17:15Why?

00:17:16What are they hiding?

00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.

00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.

00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.

00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.

00:17:36No more of me making milk.

00:17:37I do more than anything.

00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.

00:17:45They were killing me.

00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?

00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies like AI, which means artificial intelligence.

00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang fangled AI.

00:18:11First she went and deep faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.

00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?

00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?

00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.

00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called Flat 37 video.

00:18:31Oh, God, sloppy word.

00:18:32If we freeze it here?

00:18:35Yeah.

00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.

00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?

00:18:45Yes, it is.

00:18:46Which is what the most?

00:18:50How much?

00:19:06How much?

00:19:08How much?

00:19:09How much?

00:19:10How much?

00:19:11How much?

00:19:13How much?

00:19:46Oi.

00:19:50Knock it off.

00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.

00:19:54They're after Frenchy.

00:19:56What's gonna do him,

00:19:58Huey and him

00:19:59in 72 hours?

00:20:04Look.

00:20:06I know you don't trust me.

00:20:09The French is a dead man.

00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.

00:20:12I got a CIA at Gulfstream

00:20:13guessing of the plot, though.

00:20:16Wheels up in the now.

00:20:26Smile, camper.

00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance

00:20:29to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.

00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.

00:20:34Huey, none of the

00:20:35FBSA people are ever getting out.

00:20:37It's hopeless.

00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy

00:20:42who has any hope.

00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,

00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir,

00:20:46chased by sharks inside of a whale,

00:20:48shot at by Russians,

00:20:50almost blown up at hero-gasm,

00:20:51and lasered at Vodon Ice.

00:20:53Look, the point is...

00:20:54Oh, and one time I had to sit naked

00:20:56on a chocolate cake.

00:20:57It's a long story.

00:20:57The point is,

00:20:58by all sane logic,

00:20:59I should be dead.

00:21:02Or crazy.

00:21:03Or both.

00:21:03Then why aren't you?

00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,

00:21:06you're not going to make it.

00:21:08Hey, get down!

00:21:09Fuck you!

00:21:10Jesus.

00:21:11Hey, get down!

00:21:13Get the fuck down!

00:21:15I said fuck you!

00:21:16Come down right now!

00:21:17Hey! Hey!

00:21:19Oh!

00:21:20Jesus!

00:21:22Stay in line!

00:21:24Do not!

00:21:31Get inside!

00:21:34See?

00:21:36He gave up.

00:21:39What about you?

00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.

00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.

00:21:54No love, no sex, no problems.

00:21:57And literally, bro,

00:21:59I have never felt manlier.

00:22:01Think about this, okay?

00:22:04Romance.

00:22:04Flowers.

00:22:06Cuddling.

00:22:06Kissing.

00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro!

00:22:09Super gay.

00:22:11Who am I, right?

00:22:13Reach!

00:22:14Yes.

00:22:15And you know what?

00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,

00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering 3 out of 10

00:22:22thought she was going to do,

00:22:23it didn't work.

00:22:24Oh, bollocks.

00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,

00:22:27and you're a solid 5 out of 10 any day of the week.

00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?

00:22:35Can we go?

00:22:40Oh, wow.

00:22:41Your skin is so oily,

00:22:42like hugging a McRib.

00:22:43Did you just...

00:22:45How?

00:22:46Fucking speech therapy,

00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy,

00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.

00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.

00:22:5216-hour flight,

00:22:53and not a fucking peep.

00:22:54Because all you can say is,

00:22:55oi, oi, oi,

00:22:56cunt, cunt, cunt.

00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut.

00:22:59Where have you been?

00:23:00Bot got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,

00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.

00:23:04I tried to sneak back once

00:23:05in the wheel well of a 747,

00:23:06but I fell out at 10,000 feet.

00:23:09Oh, man.

00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.

00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.

00:23:15How did you find me?

00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.

00:23:18How many men you down?

00:23:19How many does it look like?

00:23:24It's all right, love.

00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.

00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.

00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?

00:23:32No.

00:23:33Hearty inhale.

00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.

00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.

00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.

00:23:40Was it?

00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.

00:23:43Oh, of course it did.

00:23:44Homelander's fuming.

00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him

00:23:48in about 36 hours.

00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.

00:23:54A question.

00:23:56Is what else are we gonna do?

00:23:58Science walk into it.

00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?

00:24:04Hmm.

00:24:06You want Frenchy.

00:24:07You're still working on the virus,

00:24:09and you want us help.

00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.

00:24:13And I'm Landa.

00:24:16Now, are you gonna help us save the boys?

00:24:19Or not?

00:24:33So, I have a signal.

00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?

00:24:37We are getting executed.

00:24:39What?

00:24:40So, in 36 hours, we...

00:24:45We're finally fucking doing it.

00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.

00:24:48The question to show is, why now?

00:24:55Flight 37 video.

00:24:57Offer or not type shit.

00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,

00:25:02and then they do her in.

00:25:03Fuck that.

00:25:04We're getting out of here first.

00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotov,

00:25:10so let's get going.

00:25:14How did you get these?

00:25:16Fly by.

00:25:17I took it myself.

00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?

00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you,

00:25:24but then hug you.

00:25:24So, how come you didn't spring, then?

00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.

00:25:30It's this one.

00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.

00:25:34Your perimeter's just open space.

00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.

00:25:37I'm not a bloke.

00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.

00:25:40He might be able to help.

00:25:42But even if I can get us in,

00:25:43how the fuck are we gonna get out?

00:25:45Leave that to me.

00:25:47I have someone we can call.

00:25:50All right then.

00:25:57You like croissants?

00:25:58Ugh, do we?

00:25:59Why?

00:26:03Take these two.

00:26:04No, no.

00:26:05Except these two.

00:26:06No, what?

00:26:06So they can tell you.

00:26:07Hold Lander?

00:26:07Hey, you wanna see us?

00:26:14Should we come back?

00:26:20Can you believe the gall

00:26:22cooking up these lies about me?

00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.

00:26:27Good fake garbage.

00:26:29Right.

00:26:31Oh, right.

00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.

00:26:33I know.

00:26:33Starlight.

00:26:35Spearless filth.

00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.

00:26:39I mean, what could she even do

00:26:40besides flash her little high beams at you?

00:26:44Am I right?

00:26:45Always, sir.

00:26:46So then,

00:26:47why'd you let her get away?

00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.

00:26:54Where the fuck were you?

00:26:55I was there.

00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.

00:26:59Right?

00:27:00Bro.

00:27:02It's been a year.

00:27:03A full lap of the sun.

00:27:06And you haven't found a train.

00:27:09Or butcher.

00:27:13Or starlight.

00:27:16It's almost as if

00:27:18you're fucking up on purpose.

00:27:20I mean, I know you're not.

00:27:22That would be suicidal.

00:27:27You know,

00:27:28I had a good chat

00:27:30with Gavin,

00:27:32our stage manager.

00:27:33And it turns out

00:27:37he betrayed me.

00:27:40He liked a couple of starlight posts

00:27:42in the past.

00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.

00:27:46It really makes me wonder

00:27:47who else is a traitor

00:27:49hiding in plain sight.

00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.

00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.

00:27:54Here, just check it.

00:27:54Look.

00:27:54That won't be necessary.

00:27:55But, gentlemen,

00:28:00do your fucking jobs.

00:28:02Yes, sir.

00:28:03What?

00:28:06How?

00:28:16Who else?

00:28:17What?

00:28:23How's it going?

00:28:31What?

00:28:31I was 1-1-1.

00:28:31How's it going?

00:28:31I was 1-1.

00:28:32How's it going?

00:28:33I'm going to show you

00:28:33bro what the hell you could have my back in there bro you're not the real noir okay you can

00:28:39talk

00:28:41look i get method okay i fuck with stella adler i just shot honey boy 2 with shia

00:28:45we literally never broke character hey but enough's enough

00:28:55bro i always thought i'd stay single but you know what they say how do you make god laugh

00:28:59make a plan ain't that the truth so there i was at the national prayer breakfast and i look across

00:29:05the table and it was it was like the lord smiled upon us talk about a match made in heaven

00:29:15amen

00:29:15amen oh father himself head pastor president and ceo samaritan's embrace ministries after

00:29:23ezekiel's untimely murder god rest his soul amen well you two are just a super able union for the

00:29:28ages we share the belief in a dream of a christian nation i think that's why i fell for her

00:29:35so fast

00:29:36for me it was love at first sight see i knew he was gonna say that try marrying a mind

00:29:43reader

00:29:46powerful now how about we switch gears like y'all's initiative to abolish dei now it's funny

00:29:52how those three little letters are all in devil people don't need a handout it's racist to give

00:29:58people a leg up based on skin color isn't white a color too let's cut excuse me but i'm the

00:30:05one who

00:30:06calls cut cut sage my sister in christ um no i don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his

00:30:16baby

00:30:16sky ghost i need a vice president give us the room fuck how is married life the power of christ

00:30:24compelling to fuck him bitch your hole still smells like deep great barrier queef touchy hey it's not my

00:30:31fault the american people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as vp maybe but still i don't see why i

00:30:38had to put take her down it was a patriotic thing to do can we hurry this along i'm about

00:30:41to kill dei

00:30:42uh not today or not he wants more starlighters arrested but everyone who smashed a window or held

00:30:50a can of spray paint is already a camp now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted

00:30:55defamatory things about homelander cyber terrorists are terrorists too

00:31:02true true true it's just that we've already purged the cia doj fbi fdc cdc epa dhs hhs and usps

00:31:12we deported the nation's nannies and gardeners we arrested chapel rowan and tyler the creator and

00:31:16they canceled coachella but now he wants to detain thousands of american citizens you know i couldn't

00:31:21help but notice you registered barrett for president dot com net and org it's exploratory

00:31:28your soup made you fucking vice president as long as you stay useful don't worry everything will

00:31:36come up ashley yeah good talk

00:31:50reacher massive enters the motel woman you're huge reacher know what they say about huge guys

00:32:07they have huge cocks

00:32:14jesus fucking crap you fucking crazy get in here hello worm yeah hi you're like america's literal

00:32:20most wanted did anyone see you come in here no are you sure because i did a deep dive on

00:32:25surveillance

00:32:25tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now fucking hell this is a bit of a step

00:32:30down from

00:32:31that brownstone you had in it yeah it's not my fault there was a contraction in the tv business

00:32:35listen whatever you want i'm not interested come off it mate you ain't even heard the pitch yet

00:32:42pass well told whatever just fucking go okay you don't have anything on me anymore

00:32:48well i still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't i miranda cosgrove was 19 at the time and

00:32:55i

00:32:55don't even work there anymore vod studios replaced all their writers with ai and yes the audience scores

00:33:00went way up on roddy tees but it isn't art okay it just isn't

00:33:06you ruin your appetite

00:33:08that's right i came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills

00:33:14i need us a tunnel duck

00:33:16you do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture

00:33:19how does this thing a tunnel fuck what

00:33:21you do the tunnel i'll do the fucking

00:33:25twenty miles out of rochester be there

00:33:28rochester

00:33:30oh rochester's got that honey away soil

00:33:32fucking delicious

00:33:37you need a shower or you smell like a wing stop bathroom

00:33:41thanks was that bad sorry turns out talking to people's hard

00:33:48check you long enough you slowing down in your old age

00:33:51fuck you john bonnet

00:33:54you guys are friends

00:33:55you talk

00:33:58reggie has been helping us out for a while

00:33:59thanks

00:34:01where is everybody

00:34:07i heard about the pittsburgh raid last month

00:34:10go marie moreau how's your team doing

00:34:12yeah they're scoring a few wins but

00:34:14not nearly enough

00:34:19so what's with the 9-1-1

00:34:21hughie mm and frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow so

00:34:26we need your help to break them out

00:34:27of a vault prison camp

00:34:30you're fucking crazy

00:34:32listen you don't have to fight okay

00:34:33we just need you to run them to the extraction point it's easy

00:34:36easy right

00:34:38you know homeland is going to be waiting

00:34:42i can't

00:34:43we know how to kill him okay but we need frenchie to do it

00:34:46great well good luck with that

00:34:48hey are you going to keep running forever

00:34:50i mean if we're going to really take him out we need your help

00:34:53so what i'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group

00:34:57i mean we are down on assholes so

00:35:01yeah maybe

00:35:04no

00:35:05why not

00:35:07i said i can't

00:35:09i know you're scared

00:35:11no i'm not fucking scared

00:35:14i got a family to protect

00:35:19i can't

00:35:22i get it i do

00:35:25me too

00:35:30keep him safe

00:35:34we shouldn't have let him go

00:35:35no

00:35:38homelander fucked him up

00:35:40fucked me up too

00:35:42we're gonna need an exit plan b

00:35:47all right so we hit the east gate

00:35:51and we go at dawn

00:35:54i know i just want to go over it a few more times

00:35:56just so i can get it in my head

00:35:56hughie

00:35:58take a fucking drink will you

00:36:00no thanks

00:36:02you know what i mean

00:36:02you know i quit

00:36:04leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it when a fucking internment camp

00:36:08what about you

00:36:09have you been eating the fresh produce ice magdalene

00:36:13moonshine's got corn in it

00:36:25and you will be fine and you will be fine she's strong

00:36:30you have to give it to you

00:36:36now

00:36:36all motherfuckers are tripping

00:36:38y'all know what the fuck's going on with them and you don't even know where kamiko's at

00:36:42what so you don't think you're gonna see janine and monique again

00:36:44Is that it?

00:36:45What I know is, is that they're a shit-ton safer

00:36:48without me making a mess out of their lives.

00:36:50M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.

00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.

00:36:56You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah Province.

00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.

00:37:05And even that was Emily in Paris

00:37:07compared to the shit that we looking at here.

00:37:10And even if we make it out of here,

00:37:11we ain't surviving this fucking war.

00:37:13We are dead men walking.

00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.

00:37:23We need more resin.

00:37:24Yeah.

00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.

00:37:28You wanna...

00:37:35Attention, campers.

00:37:37Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Feather.

00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will alter.

00:37:42Dawn of the Feather.

00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.

00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.

00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.

00:37:57Every day I see people giving up.

00:37:59But not me.

00:38:00Because I have you.

00:38:02It's very, very sweet.

00:38:04They were innocent.

00:38:06Oh.

00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.

00:38:10They lied to me.

00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.

00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time.

00:38:17But I just wanted to give you a little hope.

00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.

00:38:23Ooh.

00:38:24I like internment camp Huey.

00:38:27She's zesty.

00:38:28Fuck you.

00:38:30Do it.

00:38:31What?

00:38:32Kill me.

00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.

00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?

00:38:38Let's not insult each other.

00:38:40We both know they're coming.

00:38:41Do you remember when we first met?

00:38:45How could I forget?

00:38:47Believe Festival.

00:38:48They tried to cleanse your soul.

00:38:50I remember thinking, why him?

00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear

00:39:01and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?

00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.

00:39:07I mean, I get it from your perspective.

00:39:11You're punching up.

00:39:12Good for you.

00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?

00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives

00:39:27to try and rescue you?

00:39:33Because I do it for them.

00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?

00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.

00:39:56Something came up.

00:39:57So I'll be in, baby bro.

00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.

00:40:00Thanks.

00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.

00:40:05Oh, my bad.

00:40:06Uh, Salade Leme.

00:40:09I think that's it.

00:40:10I've been slacking on my Duolingo.

00:40:12You ain't gotta do that, bro.

00:40:14What?

00:40:16I mean, come on.

00:40:17Would it have been, like, a year, some change now?

00:40:20Are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation instead of on the run?

00:40:23It's fine.

00:40:25You're a shitty liar.

00:40:28I know I fucked you over.

00:40:31So please, stop trying to make me feel better about it.

00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day?

00:40:38And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.

00:40:43You were right.

00:40:44Not anymore.

00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?

00:40:47And Raina, your nephews.

00:40:49I mean, yeah.

00:40:51Moving around constantly.

00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.

00:40:56But it's worth it.

00:40:57It's good to see you like this.

00:41:01Mom will be really proud of you, man.

00:41:06Dad!

00:41:07Dad!

00:41:08Uncle Reg.

00:41:09Why are they doing that?

00:41:16A-Train.

00:41:17That was your fucking phone-a-friend.

00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.

00:41:21How you gonna get us out?

00:41:22I'll fly us all out.

00:41:23One by one.

00:41:24Well, that'll take all fucking night.

00:41:26All right.

00:41:27Fine.

00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here.

00:41:31Frenchie goes first.

00:41:32Yeah, all right.

00:41:32Frenchie first.

00:41:33What about Huey and M-M?

00:41:34We will get him.

00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.

00:41:38Frenchie first.

00:41:39You sound like Maeve.

00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right.

00:42:00Shit, go ahead.

00:42:02You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.

00:42:12Shit, go ahead.

00:42:14You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.

00:42:15They're already gone.

00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.

00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro.

00:42:23Homelander's orders.

00:42:25Only one way this ends.

00:42:26Yeah, exactly.

00:42:27Right now it's you coming after me.

00:42:29Then it'll be Noir coming after you.

00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.

00:42:34Remember?

00:42:36That's how people end up around him.

00:42:38You smug dick.

00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?

00:42:43Jesus.

00:42:44What?

00:42:44It's true.

00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights.

00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?

00:42:50Suck my balls.

00:42:51You're the fucking joke.

00:42:52Look at you.

00:42:53On the run like a little bitch.

00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander.

00:42:58You know, I can see it.

00:43:00Look how terrified you are.

00:43:03Fuck you.

00:43:05I'm the lord of the seven seas, baby.

00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.

00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit.

00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander

00:43:13that you don't even see what it's done to you.

00:43:15I am not fucking scared.

00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing.

00:43:28It's pathetic.

00:43:32You're pathetic.

00:43:35Sooner or later I'm gonna get to your family.

00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.

00:43:52God.

00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C,

00:43:54that's Crimson Count as Capers,

00:43:55it was impossible to, like, tick every box

00:43:59and tie up every little storyline.

00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.

00:44:03You can't do it.

00:44:04Finales are the worst.

00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.

00:44:09Oh, sorry.

00:44:10What's that bad?

00:44:10How many times did you come here thinking

00:44:12I should just blaze on in there and save the day?

00:44:15No, I already said that...

00:44:16Oh, come off it.

00:44:17Don't give me that Huey safe in his playpen bollocks.

00:44:20You left him in there

00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye

00:44:24after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done.

00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice.

00:44:30Please don't.

00:44:33Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.

00:44:36Because that shit is gonna get us all killed.

00:44:39I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.

00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the, uh, last finale?

00:44:43Good to work, asshole.

00:44:44Great. I'm fucking starving.

00:44:46Where do you want to pop out?

00:44:47Bunk 19.

00:44:52Wait, that...

00:44:54That's a Vaught Freedom Camp.

00:44:55Is it?

00:44:56No, no, no, no, no.

00:44:56You said I got to stick it to Vaught

00:44:58and that gets fucking lasered in half.

00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, isn't it?

00:45:02It's complicated

00:45:03and I don't want to get into that right now.

00:45:05I'm fucking half...

00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.

00:45:08So you're gonna dig us a hole

00:45:09or I'll bury you in one.

00:45:18Drive the action to the climax.

00:45:20Drive the action to the climax.

00:45:32You guys are gonna want to stay back.

00:46:04Have fun in the shithole.

00:46:05Ladies first.

00:46:07Fuck you.

00:46:11I got myself...

00:46:18You half an hour?

00:46:27You got?

00:46:30I got myself...

00:46:33You got yourself...

00:46:34I'll do it all.

00:46:35I hit this video...

00:46:36I hit this video soable.

00:46:37There you go, man.

00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?

00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.

00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A story and the, uh, reach respect I'm

00:47:01working on?

00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.

00:47:02Take that as a yes.

00:47:27Oh, fuck.

00:47:31Surprise.

00:47:33Welcome, William.

00:47:34And you.

00:47:35The gang is almost all here.

00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.

00:47:50Okay.

00:47:52So, what's the big plan?

00:47:54What, are you going to sandbag me with the Gedulcan virus?

00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.

00:48:00Suck my fat dick!

00:48:01Hmm?

00:48:02Hmm!

00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?

00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.

00:48:21Jesus Christ, William, you've got a viper's nest in there.

00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.

00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's, it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself, what you've become.

00:48:41And you did all that for me.

00:48:49You know, that, that, that is devotion.

00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you are the only one that's

00:49:04ever challenged me.

00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.

00:49:36Come on, Brody's going to fly us out.

00:49:38Come on, Brody's going to fly us out.

00:49:46Come on, Brody's going to fly us out.

00:50:12Come on, Brody's going to fly us out.

00:50:15Get down!

00:50:17Don't you move.

00:50:23Ramen.

00:50:24Gah, Angie.

00:50:37Hey, hey, hey.

00:50:40It's okay. It's okay.

00:50:42Just stay there, okay?

00:50:58What are you doing?

00:51:02Hey, Dick.

00:51:05I've been waiting for this.

00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, so...

00:51:29Don't you fucking move!

00:51:32Get your hands up or I can see them.

00:51:35Get your fucking hands up or I can see them!

00:51:42Get your fucking hands up or I can see them!

00:51:44Hold her tight.

00:51:50Where is she going?

00:51:51Where is she going?

00:51:54Uh!

00:52:08Uh!

00:52:09Uh!

00:52:10Uh!

00:52:11Uh...

00:52:12Uh!

00:52:14Uh!

00:52:15Uh!

00:52:37Oh, my God.

00:53:03Fuck this! She's not coming back!

00:53:05Huey, we have to go! We have to go now!

00:53:07Hey, I'm Steven! Steven! She's coming back!

00:53:08She can't! She's coming back!

00:53:20Kill him!

00:53:56I don't know.

00:54:22I don't know.

00:54:45I don't know.

00:54:53French hit the van?

00:54:54Yeah.

00:54:57Come on in.

00:55:00You hurt?

00:55:01Where the hell were you?

00:55:37Yeah, I know.

00:55:38And that's what I said.

00:55:40Yes, exactly.

00:55:42I don't know.

00:55:44I don't know.

00:55:47I don't know.

00:56:13Looks like someone can't catch the A-Train after all.

00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.

00:56:34That's so funny.

00:56:38What was I so afraid of?

00:56:41You are fucking nothing.

00:56:49Really?

00:56:57You're just an empty fucking suit?

00:57:01You take away these powers.

00:57:05And what are you, huh?

00:57:07Pathetic.

00:57:11Weak, sniveling fucking loser.

00:57:43And what are you, sir?

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