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The Boys - Season 5 Episode 1 | English Sub
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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12i'm not a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried joe ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's
00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something super
00:00:46lethal global pandemic what's in the genocide between friends just off and let me die in peace
00:00:53with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together four firecracker i am not sexually
00:00:59attracted to you it's about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest
00:01:06person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar
00:01:13like season once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i
00:01:19am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that
00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a patsy so i went another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line
00:01:35to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority veritable
00:01:40army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government and from our
00:01:45streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be kidding me this whole time
00:02:25a new age of superheroes
00:02:42Thank you, thank you, and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies, places, let's go, let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it, let's go, come on.
00:03:01Stay in line, keep it tight.
00:03:11You're a brave here.
00:03:28Starlight is running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop!
00:04:06We designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11Other heroes are proudly serving the Armed Forces,
00:04:14thanks to the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
00:04:18Their bomb is up 21%.
00:04:21G-Men, days past from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26And do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this, you can tell the most important truth.
00:04:34Is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:41Our nation!
00:04:44Yes!
00:04:46Yes!
00:04:47No!
00:04:48What just happened with that little bitch Starlight tried to do on the southern border?
00:04:52Got it!
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf...
00:04:57I'm wondering, Queen Mayhem, for the gods of theveness.
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Trust these two, please!
00:05:03No, what?
00:05:03So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07No, Mayhem!
00:05:09No!
00:05:09You stay back!
00:05:10All of you!
00:05:11Stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back!
00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17What the fuck?
00:05:18What the fuck?
00:05:22What the fuck?
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period, and the American people have the good
00:05:52sense to call out a lie when they see you.
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56You're on laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'm laser every-
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes?
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
00:06:36And no, just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to
00:06:42the U.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We'd be ready.
00:06:59In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
00:07:06their collarbone.
00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:11What's this?
00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:16You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel.
00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:36Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No.
00:07:49Everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:52Sorry.
00:07:53That he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:08:00We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:03Are you...
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28As if people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
00:08:33but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Where it counts!
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me, Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that.
00:09:07But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:11To me!
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass,
00:09:19it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:31I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:10:27I want to see you soon, I'll walk back with my고요 and wait for the rest.
00:10:33I'm talking, talking, talking about the lid of his phone.
00:10:37I don't need to know you.
00:10:40Ask your phone if you have something.
00:10:45My brother is destroyed, phone, phone, phone.
00:10:49I'm not open, no, no, no.
00:10:50I'm not open.
00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:14I'm sorry, but what do you do if you...
00:11:20Thank you. Also, tears of any exploits. Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my friend.
00:11:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:11:53No!
00:12:13Luis, drink your drink.
00:12:30And he got the Flight 37 with you out.
00:12:35Huh. Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:42No!
00:12:48No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:51Huh?
00:13:21Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Really?
00:13:33You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:36On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Before I pop in,
00:13:41say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:46Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And there you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me,
00:14:17don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them.
00:14:21What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:40Five fucking weeks, Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:00Well.
00:15:02Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times you knocked the shit out of me.
00:15:25You gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:32I'll show you.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42You wasted time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:46But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:52You don't.
00:15:53You don't gotta change nothing.
00:16:03Who says...
00:16:05I wanna change?
00:16:11Hmm.
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Don't you look bashing today.
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't had nothing.
00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies.
00:18:03Like A.I.
00:18:05Which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang fangled A.I.
00:18:11First she went and deep faked Thomas Kedalkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and A.I. this so-called Flat 37 video.
00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here, yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:18:46Yes, it is.
00:18:47That's the uncanny valley.
00:19:04Um, so-called.
00:19:07What's the thing that happens?
00:19:07No, not a potato.
00:19:09I mean, no, not a potato.
00:19:09Oh, my God.
00:19:10We're in the kitchen.
00:19:10Oh, my God.
00:19:14It's so delicious.
00:19:16No, it's a bow.
00:19:38Let's go.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him,
00:19:58Huey and him
00:19:59in simply two hours?
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got CIA at Gulfstream
00:20:13gassing up a plant now.
00:20:16Wheels up in the now.
00:20:26Mile camper,
00:20:27it's a new day
00:20:28and a new chance
00:20:29to learn the truth,
00:20:30meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey,
00:20:35none of the FBSA people
00:20:36we're ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:39Look,
00:20:40I should be the last guy
00:20:42who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir,
00:20:46chased by sharks
00:20:47inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians,
00:20:50almost blown up
00:20:50at hero-gasm,
00:20:51and
00:20:51lasered at Vodon Ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is,
00:20:54oh, and one time
00:20:55I had to sit naked
00:20:56on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is,
00:20:58by all sane logic,
00:21:00I should be dead.
00:21:01Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,
00:21:06you're not going to make it.
00:21:08Hey!
00:21:08Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey!
00:21:12Get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19Oh, Jesus!
00:21:22Stay in line!
00:21:24Do not...
00:21:31Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight
00:21:50make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro,
00:21:59I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:03Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:05Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro!
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11War, am I right?
00:22:12B-b-b-breach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little
00:22:17AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering
00:22:21three out of ten
00:22:22thought she was gonna do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:27and you're a solid
00:22:28five out of ten
00:22:29any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck
00:22:31are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily,
00:22:42like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy
00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like
00:22:51you're on TikTok.
00:22:5216-hour flight
00:22:53and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is
00:22:55oy, oy, oy,
00:22:56cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Liked her better with her mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Bok got tired of me
00:23:01ripping off their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:03I tried to sneak back once
00:23:05in the wheel well
00:23:05of a 747,
00:23:06but I fell out
00:23:07at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute
00:23:11to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole
00:23:12like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full
00:23:28of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake
00:23:35most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out here.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44I'm Landis Fumon.
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey,
00:23:47Frenchy, and him
00:23:48in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course,
00:23:53it's a trap.
00:23:54A question.
00:23:56Is what else
00:23:57are we gonna do
00:23:58science walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried
00:24:01to swing them before?
00:24:04Hmm.
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus,
00:24:09and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie
00:24:12and me and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Landa.
00:24:16Now, you're gonna help us
00:24:18save the boys
00:24:19or not?
00:24:34So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We
00:24:37are getting executed.
00:24:40What?
00:24:40So,
00:24:41in 36 hours,
00:24:42we
00:24:42are finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:47The question to show is,
00:24:49why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Half or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie
00:24:59and whoever she brings
00:25:00with her in,
00:25:02and then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more
00:25:09Molotov,
00:25:10so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait,
00:25:19you've known where the guys are
00:25:20this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry
00:25:22and want to tit slap you,
00:25:24but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly,
00:25:27they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I don't know a bloke.
00:25:38I mean,
00:25:39he's a fucking worm,
00:25:39but he might be able to help.
00:25:42Even if I can get us in,
00:25:43how the fuck
00:25:44are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:50All right then.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:06Hold Lander?
00:26:07Hey,
00:26:08you want to see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall
00:26:22cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:27Good fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:34Starlight.
00:26:36Spearless filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean,
00:26:39what could she even do
00:26:40besides flash her little
00:26:41high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then,
00:26:47why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the,
00:26:57on the other side of the stage.
00:26:58Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:02It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:05And you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:12Or starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if
00:27:18you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:21I mean,
00:27:21I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know,
00:27:28I had a good chat
00:27:30with Gavin,
00:27:32our stage manager.
00:27:33And,
00:27:34and it turns out,
00:27:36he betrayed me.
00:27:39He liked a couple of starlight posts
00:27:42in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder,
00:27:47who else is a traitor
00:27:49hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir,
00:27:51you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:53Here,
00:27:54just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary,
00:27:55but,
00:27:56gentlemen,
00:28:00do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell?
00:28:34Bro, you could have had my back in there.
00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir, okay?
00:28:39You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method, okay?
00:28:43I fuck with Stella Adler.
00:28:44I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:45We literally never broke character.
00:28:49Hey, but enough's enough.
00:28:54Bro.
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single,
00:28:57but you know what they say,
00:28:58how do you make God laugh?
00:29:00Make a plan.
00:29:01Ain't that the truth.
00:29:02So there I was at the national prayer breakfast,
00:29:05and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:29:15Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:17Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO
00:29:21of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
00:29:22after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:25Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was gonna say that.
00:29:41Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:43Yo.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish D-E-I.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color, too?
00:30:01Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:08Cut!
00:30:08Sage, my sister in Christ.
00:30:12Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost, or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:21How is married life the power of Christ compelling you to fuck him?
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:29It's touchy.
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault.
00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill D-E-I.
00:30:42Uh, not today or not.
00:30:45He wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:30:48But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:57Cyber terrorists are terrorists, too.
00:31:01True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:04Mm-hmm.
00:31:04It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:14We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the Creator, and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:17But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens.
00:31:20You know, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:23You registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:28Your soup made you fucking vice president.
00:31:32As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up.
00:31:37Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Good talk.
00:31:39New York.
00:31:40New York.
00:31:44New York City.
00:31:45New York City.
00:31:47New York City.
00:31:49New York City.
00:31:50Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:55woman.
00:31:57You're a huge
00:31:59reacher.
00:32:00You know what they say about huge guys.
00:32:06They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ. Are you fucking crazy? Get in here!
00:32:16Hello, Wim. Yeah, hi.
00:32:18You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here? No.
00:32:22Are you sure? Because
00:32:24I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU
00:32:26spec and that shit is everywhere now.
00:32:28Fucking hell, this is a bit of a
00:32:30step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in
00:32:34the TV business. Listen,
00:32:36whatever you want, I'm not
00:32:38interested. Calm off it, mate.
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:42Pass. Well told.
00:32:45Whatever. Just
00:32:46fucking go, okay? You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them
00:32:50creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19
00:32:54at the time and I don't even work there
00:32:56anymore. Vought Studios replaced all their writers with
00:32:58AI. And yes, the audience
00:33:00scores went way up on Roddy T's, but
00:33:02it isn't art, okay? It just isn't.
00:33:05Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You ruin your appetite.
00:33:08That's right. I came
00:33:10here for an ex-soup with a certain set of
00:33:12skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that and you can stick at the
00:33:18vault for putting you out to pasture.
00:33:19How does thing a tunnel fuck
00:33:21what? You do the tunnel,
00:33:23I'll do the fucking.
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:27Be there.
00:33:28Rochester.
00:33:29Oh, Rochester's got that
00:33:31honey away soil.
00:33:32Fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower or you smell like a
00:33:39Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:40Um, thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry. Turns out talking to people's
00:33:45hard.
00:33:48Check you long
00:33:49enough? You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:34:00Thanks.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:01Where is everybody?
00:34:07I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:34:09Mm-hmm.
00:34:10Go Marie Moreau. How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but
00:34:14not nearly enough.
00:34:19So,
00:34:20what's with the 9-1-1?
00:34:21Huey, M.M. and Frenchie
00:34:23are going to be executed tomorrow,
00:34:25so
00:34:26we need your help to break them out.
00:34:28Of a Vaught prison camp?
00:34:30You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the
00:34:35extraction point. It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know,
00:34:39Homelander's gonna be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchie to do it.
00:34:46Great. Well,
00:34:47good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you gonna keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean,
00:34:51if we're gonna really take him out,
00:34:52we need your help.
00:34:53So, what?
00:34:54I'm just supposed to join
00:34:55this little fucking
00:34:56super group?
00:34:57I mean,
00:34:58we are down one asshole,
00:35:00so
00:35:01yeah, maybe.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:09I know you're scared.
00:35:11No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:14I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I get it.
00:35:23I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:30Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:35No.
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up, too.
00:35:42We're gonna need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right.
00:35:48So, we hit the east gate.
00:35:49Oui, petite,
00:35:49you and the car chain shift.
00:35:51And we go at Don.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times
00:35:56just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:56Huey.
00:35:58Take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks.
00:36:02You know what I mean?
00:36:02You know I quit.
00:36:05Leave it up to you to have your shit
00:36:06the tightest you've ever had it
00:36:07when a fucking internment camp.
00:36:08Yeah, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce
00:36:11I smuggled in?
00:36:13Mouchard's got corn in it.
00:36:20Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:25And you will be fine.
00:36:26She's strong.
00:36:31Kimiko, too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:36:39Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them
00:36:40and you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're gonna see
00:36:43Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is
00:36:46is that they're a shit ton safer
00:36:48without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know, I did two tours
00:36:57in the 3-8 in Farrah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:04And even that
00:37:05was Emily in Paris
00:37:07compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here,
00:37:11we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:28You wanna...
00:37:35Attention campers.
00:37:37Tonight's screening will be
00:37:38Dawn of the Seven.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will alter
00:37:42Dawn of the Seven.
00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day, I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash
00:38:13in the wall there.
00:38:14We've known about that
00:38:15for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to
00:38:20give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one
00:38:22who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:28Fuck you.
00:38:30Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out
00:38:34Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough
00:38:36to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:40We both know they're coming.
00:38:42Do you remember...
00:38:43when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:46Believe Festival.
00:38:48We tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:50I remember thinking...
00:38:54Why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see
00:38:57in this gangly simp
00:39:00that reeks of fear
00:39:01and strawberry smoothie
00:39:03kids shampoo?
00:39:04You know,
00:39:05William and Victoria Newman
00:39:06love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it.
00:39:09From your perspective,
00:39:11you're punching up.
00:39:12Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they
00:39:14so hopelessly devoted
00:39:16to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight
00:39:23and Butcher
00:39:24piss away their lives
00:39:26to try and rescue
00:39:28you?
00:39:32Because I do it for them.
00:39:35I do it for them.
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you
00:39:53to swing through Austin
00:39:54and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:56Some came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby, bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:01Thanks.
00:40:03Well, Raina made you
00:40:04a favorite corn salad.
00:40:05Oh, my bad.
00:40:06Uh, Salade Leme.
00:40:09I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been slacking
00:40:11on my Duolingo.
00:40:12You ain't got to do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17Would it have been, like,
00:40:18a year, some change now?
00:40:20Are you still acting like
00:40:20this is some chill family vacation
00:40:22instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine.
00:40:25You're a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you over.
00:40:31So, please,
00:40:33stop trying to make me
00:40:33feel better about it.
00:40:35You remember when we got into it
00:40:37at the park that day
00:40:38and I told you
00:40:39that you had never really
00:40:41saved anyone?
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:47And Raina, your nephews,
00:40:50I mean, yeah,
00:40:51moving around constantly.
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:57It's good to see you
00:40:58like this.
00:41:01Mom will be really proud
00:41:02of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg.
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16A-Train.
00:41:17That was your fucking
00:41:18phone-a-friend.
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How are you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out
00:41:23one by one.
00:41:24Oh, that'll take
00:41:24all fucking night.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28Just as long as we're
00:41:29on the same page here.
00:41:31Frenchie goes first.
00:41:32Yeah, all right.
00:41:32Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and M-M?
00:41:34We will get him.
00:41:35But nothing is more important
00:41:37than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:42:00Shit, go ahead.
00:42:02You've been whining
00:42:02like a little bitch
00:42:03since the Azores.
00:42:14They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:26Yeah, exactly.
00:42:27Right now it's you
00:42:28coming after me.
00:42:29Then it'll be
00:42:30Noir coming after you.
00:42:32New Noir
00:42:33because Homelander
00:42:33killed the first one.
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people
00:42:37end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:40Always thought you were
00:42:41better than me, didn't you?
00:42:42Jesus.
00:42:44What?
00:42:44It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000
00:42:46octopus fleshlights.
00:42:48What, you think
00:42:49I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:52Look at you.
00:42:53On the run
00:42:54like a little bitch.
00:42:55And then I'm
00:42:56with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified
00:43:01you are.
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the lord
00:43:06of the seven seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about
00:43:09that Sigma life.
00:43:10I ain't terrified
00:43:11as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared
00:43:13of Homelander
00:43:13you don't even
00:43:14see what it's done to you.
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:23Yeah, I said
00:43:24the same thing.
00:43:28It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:35Sooner or later
00:43:35I'm gonna get to your family.
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave
00:43:49when I say we'll leave.
00:43:52God.
00:43:52When I wrote
00:43:52the series finale
00:43:53of Triple C
00:43:54that's Crimson Counts Capers,
00:43:55it was impossible
00:43:56to like,
00:43:57tick every box
00:43:59and tie up
00:43:59every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean,
00:44:01just try making
00:44:02everybody happy.
00:44:03You can't do it.
00:44:04Finale's at the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me
00:44:07want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10What's that bad?
00:44:10How many times
00:44:11did you come here
00:44:12thinking I should just
00:44:13blaze on in there
00:44:13and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that
00:44:16Oh, come off it.
00:44:17Don't give me that
00:44:18Huey safe in his playpen,
00:44:19bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there
00:44:22because you don't want
00:44:23to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth
00:44:25of deep dark shit
00:44:26you've done.
00:44:27Let me give you
00:44:28a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:33Ain't nothing
00:44:34to feel guilty about
00:44:36because that shit
00:44:37is going to get us
00:44:38all killed.
00:44:39I mean,
00:44:39it is thankless
00:44:40and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey,
00:44:41what did you guys
00:44:42think of the Lost Finale?
00:44:43Get to work,
00:44:44asshole.
00:44:44Great.
00:44:45I'm fucking starving.
00:44:46Where do you want
00:44:46to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:52Wait,
00:44:53that's a Vaughn
00:44:54Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no.
00:44:56You said I got
00:44:57to stick it to Vaughn.
00:44:58That gets fucking
00:44:58lasered in half.
00:44:59Well,
00:45:00that's how worms
00:45:01get their rocks off,
00:45:01isn't it?
00:45:02It's complicated
00:45:03and I don't want
00:45:04to get into that
00:45:04right now.
00:45:05I'm fucking out.
00:45:05Hey,
00:45:05our friends
00:45:06are about to be killed.
00:45:07So you're going to
00:45:08dig us a hole
00:45:09or I'll bury you
00:45:10in one.
00:45:18Drive the action
00:45:19to the climax.
00:45:20Drive the action
00:45:20to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are going to want
00:45:33to stay back.
00:45:33to the climax.
00:45:47Oh, no.
00:45:49No.
00:45:50No.
00:45:52No.
00:45:53No.
00:45:54No.
00:46:04Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:05Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:48Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the Reacher's pack I'm working
00:47:01on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02I'm taking that as a guess.
00:47:25What?
00:47:26Oh, fuck.
00:47:31Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick!
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:02Hmm?
00:48:04Hmm!
00:48:10Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:39what you've become.
00:48:41And you did all that for me.
00:48:46Huh?
00:48:49No, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say,
00:49:03you are the only one that's ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:35Come on.
00:49:37Body's gonna fly us out.
00:49:41Hanukkah.
00:49:42Hanukkah.
00:49:46Hanukkah.
00:49:53Henny.
00:49:53Annie!
00:50:00Shit!
00:50:02What the fuck?
00:50:03Huey!
00:50:15Get down!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:23Oh my god.
00:50:25Angie.
00:50:37Hey, hey.
00:50:39Hey.
00:50:40It's okay.
00:50:41It's okay.
00:50:42Just stay there, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, so...
00:51:11Ugh!
00:51:29Don't you fucking move!
00:51:32Get your hands up or I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up or I can see them!
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50Look at where she's going!
00:52:06Stunden!
00:52:08Help!
00:52:09Oof.
00:52:25Agh!
00:52:26Ugh!
00:52:30Argh!
00:52:32Argh!
00:52:33Ugh!
00:52:33AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
00:52:35AAAAAAAHH!!
00:52:36OOH!
00:52:38OOH!
00:52:39ARGH!
00:52:48OOH!
00:52:50OOH!
00:52:51OOH!
00:52:52OOH!
00:52:52OOH!
00:52:52OOH!
00:52:53OOH!
00:52:53OOH!
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go.
00:53:06We have to go now.
00:53:07Stay there.
00:53:07She's coming back.
00:53:08She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:15Just...
00:53:22DILLIAAAM!
00:53:23DILLIAAAM!
00:53:55I don't know.
00:54:23I don't know.
00:54:45I don't know.
00:54:53Friends here in a van?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:57Come on in.
00:55:00You hurt?
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:05I don't know.
00:55:07I don't know.
00:55:24I don't know.
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:37I don't know.
00:55:37Yeah, I know.
00:55:38And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:41I don't know.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:55:44I don't know.
00:55:44I don't know.
00:55:45I don't know.
00:55:45I don't know.
00:55:45I don't know.
00:55:47I don't know.
00:55:48I don't know.
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:15It's the A train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:38What was I so afraid of?
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:43I don't know.
00:56:56I don't know.
00:57:02I'm afraid of these powers.
00:57:04And what are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:13Sniveling...
00:57:14fucking loser.
00:57:15Sir.
00:57:45Sir.
00:58:15Sir.
00:58:45Sir.
00:59:15Sir.
00:59:45Sir.
01:00:15Sir.
01:00:40Sir.
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01:00:45Sir.
01:00:45Sir.
01:00:45Sir.
01:01:15Sir.
01:01:45Sir.
01:02:15Sir.
01:02:45Sir.
01:03:15Sir.
01:03:15Sir.
01:03:29Sir.
01:03:30Sir.
01:03:31Sir.
01:03:31Sir.
01:03:32Sir.
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01:03:33Sir.
01:03:33Sir.
01:03:34Sir.
01:03:34Sir.
01:03:42You
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