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Transcript

00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.

00:00:14Get out of the building now!

00:00:16Let's just stop!

00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.

00:00:19And now you blink?

00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.

00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.

00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.

00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.

00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.

00:00:31Is that?

00:00:32So he's dad?

00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.

00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.

00:00:42Homelander's fuming.

00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.

00:00:47We need your help to break them out.

00:00:49You're fucking crazy.

00:00:51Oh my god.

00:00:53Frenchy.

00:01:00What was I so afraid of?

00:01:02Ha ha!

00:01:03Ha ha!

00:01:03Rrrrrr!

00:01:07That's it!

00:01:10What was I so afraid of?

00:01:11What did you say?

00:01:14What did you say?

00:01:20What did you say?

00:01:23Well, you never came up.

00:01:24What did you say?

00:01:25That's my word.

00:01:28What did you say?

00:01:29I said and said,

00:01:29Oh, yeah, I said to this.

00:01:32I was so afraid.

00:01:32I said to myself.

00:01:34I was so afraid of the other.

00:01:34the one and only a train he loved his country

00:01:40he's God but most of all his captain homelander amen

00:01:48but our martyred brother in Christ

00:01:53was struck down by that Jezebel

00:01:57that wily emissary of satan himself starlight

00:02:04now you know that ain't no figure of speech right

00:02:06it ain't no metaphors in this house

00:02:09starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons

00:02:13they spew and vomit they're eating babies

00:02:16they're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears

00:02:20lord have mercy

00:02:25we cast those demons out of this house

00:02:28we fight hellfire we're holy fire

00:02:31we fight with the ballot box

00:02:34we fight with the ammo box

00:02:36Matthew 10 34

00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace but a sword

00:02:41you are not here to be blessed

00:02:43you are here to do war

00:02:46amen

00:02:51can you feel the holy ghost power

00:02:53I said can you feel the holy ghost power

00:02:57then I need you to praise him

00:02:59praise him

00:03:00praise him for victory

00:03:02praise him for America

00:03:04praise him for our superheroes

00:03:07hallelujah

00:03:09hallelujah

00:03:10stand up

00:03:12stand up

00:03:14in the name of Jesus

00:03:15my sweet boy

00:03:20amen

00:03:21amen

00:03:23amen

00:03:24amen

00:03:25amen

00:03:26amen

00:03:27amen

00:03:41welcome to the outskirts of airy pennsylvania

00:03:43the charming little burg

00:03:45best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses

00:03:53oh and uh

00:03:54when you come in here

00:03:57keep your mouth shut

00:03:59well I'll do the fucking love of you

00:04:20you're still working on the virus

00:04:22not working

00:04:23sorted

00:04:25thanks to this diamond geezer

00:04:32Samir

00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe

00:04:40well you lot remember don't you

00:04:42on that

00:04:43cunt homelander

00:04:45brutally murdered him in cold blood

00:04:48poor sods

00:04:49didn't stand a chance

00:04:51Samir

00:04:52hi I'm Huey

00:04:53I was friends with Vicky

00:04:54I

00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss

00:05:00are you an idiot

00:05:01he cut off your leg with a hatchet

00:05:02and kept me prisoner

00:05:03so did you

00:05:04you shot me with the virus

00:05:05your leg regrew

00:05:06all right

00:05:07all right

00:05:07listen

00:05:08the only thing that matters

00:05:09is we buried said that shit

00:05:11so we could crack on with a godly work of revenge

00:05:13and

00:05:14good news

00:05:15Samir's done it

00:05:17as of last week

00:05:18that naughty little bug of his

00:05:19is finally strong enough to top homelander

00:05:22or so we reckon

00:05:23we just need a little

00:05:24dry run

00:05:26this thing kills just homelander

00:05:29or every soup

00:05:30don't know

00:05:30but we'll have a laugh finding out won't we

00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ

00:05:35will it infect humans

00:05:36well

00:05:37you know

00:05:37we gotta test it

00:05:38we're close to Cleveland

00:05:40you wish to test it on rock hard no

00:05:43I am glad you're back mate

00:05:45rock hard

00:05:46a member of teenage kicks

00:05:48rock hard is a living mountain

00:05:50nine hundred pounds of walking granite

00:05:52hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts

00:05:55at the Lincoln Memorial no

00:05:58or he scold fucked Lincoln in the ear

00:06:00filled it with so much hot calm

00:06:01it burst out of his mouth

00:06:04which makes rock hard the perfect lab rat

00:06:08indestructible

00:06:08or nearly

00:06:09almost as strong as homelander

00:06:11and

00:06:11no one gives a fuck about him

00:06:13so

00:06:14we nip in

00:06:15twat him

00:06:16bring him back here for a dose of kill juice

00:06:18lemon fucking squeezy

00:06:21so

00:06:23let's get cracking

00:06:24we gotta stop

00:06:26the hate crimes against soups

00:06:29before they start

00:06:30with President Calhoun's

00:06:31freedom to be free act

00:06:33local superheroes

00:06:34can now apprehend

00:06:35starlighters

00:06:36before they commit any more violence

00:06:42here you go

00:06:44where'd you get these from

00:06:45just friends

00:06:47but

00:06:47they don't need them anymore

00:06:51so

00:06:53how are we gonna do it

00:06:54do what

00:06:54get the virus away from Butcher

00:06:55and kill him

00:06:56no we're not gonna kill him

00:06:57we're not just gonna go along with this right

00:07:01I'm sorry

00:07:02do we all have amnesia

00:07:04have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is

00:07:05he murdered Vicky in front of her daughter

00:07:08now

00:07:08he wants to murder every soup

00:07:10on the planet

00:07:11which includes you

00:07:12I said we take the virus

00:07:13and we run

00:07:14or kill him

00:07:15look

00:07:15it's 10,000 soups

00:07:17to save 8 billion people

00:07:19worldwide

00:07:21that's a good price

00:07:21in any war

00:07:24look kid

00:07:25it's a shit decision

00:07:26alright

00:07:26we're not denying that

00:07:28but

00:07:28they're out there

00:07:29wrangling people up

00:07:30as we speak

00:07:30we don't have a motherfucking choice

00:07:32yes

00:07:32there is a choice

00:07:33and no

00:07:33it's not yours to make

00:07:34you're not the one

00:07:35who's going to die

00:07:36right

00:07:39why do you always give in to them

00:07:44Kimiko please

00:07:44wait

00:07:58hey

00:08:00so

00:08:01it's been a tough year

00:08:03no

00:08:04no

00:08:04I mean

00:08:05I have been at Epcot mostly

00:08:07huh

00:08:07why

00:08:08do you bring it up

00:08:10just your whole vibe

00:08:11ditching Ivy and I at the camp

00:08:13you're siding with Butcher

00:08:14your hair is different

00:08:15okay

00:08:16not so much about the hair

00:08:17it's just

00:08:24Annie

00:08:25whatever you had to do

00:08:28I get it

00:08:29it's okay

00:08:31we can

00:08:33we can figure this out

00:08:34we can

00:08:36talk

00:08:37yeah

00:08:38or

00:08:41counterpoint

00:08:43not talk

00:08:45I mean

00:08:47yeah

00:08:49that's a

00:08:50that's a pretty compelling point

00:09:07you

00:09:07you stood there

00:09:08oh girl

00:09:08listen

00:09:09judoff

00:09:10sliced into my homelander

00:09:11shot here

00:09:12here

00:09:12it hurt every time

00:09:14but the virus

00:09:14that was the only time

00:09:15I wanted to die

00:09:16the pain

00:09:21and you're okay with it

00:09:23no

00:09:26on my life

00:09:27I'm not

00:09:28but this is happening

00:09:30with or without us

00:09:32so I must learn

00:09:34everything I can

00:09:36about this pestilence

00:09:37so I can protect you

00:09:42I spent every day

00:09:44of the last year

00:09:46dreaming about you

00:10:04you think that I would let

00:10:07anything

00:10:09take you away

00:10:10from me again

00:10:20your voice is even more beautiful

00:10:22than I dreamed

00:10:34close off now

00:10:45your bottom half

00:10:46is it really been grown

00:10:48my vagina is tingling and damp

00:10:50don't ask me

00:10:52what you know is true

00:10:55don't have to tell me

00:10:57I love your precious heart

00:11:01I

00:11:02I was standing

00:11:07you were there

00:11:10and they could never

00:11:13tear us apart

00:11:18I told you

00:11:22that we could fly

00:11:26but some of us

00:11:28don't know why

00:11:33I was standing

00:11:37you were there

00:11:38and they could never

00:11:42empty

00:11:43tear us apart

00:12:00God damn it

00:12:01Adrian

00:12:06didn't need to come to this

00:12:09I don't know

00:12:10you left me no choice

00:12:12I know my leadership style

00:12:14can be stern

00:12:16but

00:12:17it was for your own good

00:12:21I like to think of myself

00:12:23as

00:12:24the big brother

00:12:27that you never had

00:12:34you remember that girlfriend

00:12:36you had

00:12:38uh

00:12:40Paul

00:12:42Pop Fang

00:12:44betrayed us both

00:12:45to William Butcher

00:12:47no less

00:12:47huge mess

00:12:48your fault

00:12:48what did I do

00:12:50what did I do

00:12:52I gave you a chance

00:12:54to make things right

00:12:55I

00:12:55I reached out

00:12:57my hand

00:13:00and you

00:13:00bit it

00:13:02what did I ever do

00:13:03to deserve that

00:13:05what

00:13:06was I too

00:13:08nurturing

00:13:08too forgiving

00:13:10well maybe

00:13:10but damn it

00:13:11you weren't like

00:13:13the others

00:13:14snakes

00:13:16backstabbers

00:13:16I could count on you

00:13:18man

00:13:18I did count on you

00:13:20I loved you

00:13:23but here we are

00:13:26why does this keep

00:13:27happening to me

00:13:34I guess the strongest

00:13:35men are the most

00:13:36alone

00:13:39you wouldn't

00:13:40understand

00:13:43nobody does

00:13:47you

00:13:47I

00:14:14I

00:14:33Firecrackers Flaming Freedom Sticks

00:14:34I'm Countess Crowe, Countess of the Crows

00:14:38And we're doing a Vitality Vamp Glam tutorial

00:14:43Wankers, can't even take a shit without it being sponsored

00:14:45You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit

00:14:4950 grand?

00:14:52Dog wankers

00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Country are gonna hear

00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?

00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute

00:15:03They go out, we go in

00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year

00:15:07He might not live here anymore

00:15:08Every day Countess Crowe

00:15:10Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement

00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there

00:15:22Everything okay?

00:15:24All good

00:15:32Oi, look lively back there

00:15:35All right, nothing fancy, yeah?

00:15:37Nip in, twat in

00:15:38Bring it back here

00:15:42Keep the engine running

00:15:51Are you ready?

00:16:21Internet's down, cam's ticked

00:16:22Um, yeah, we have a problem

00:16:28Put on the man

00:16:32He really let himself go

00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here

00:16:45Oh my god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds

00:16:49My dick weighs more rich

00:16:53Well, right now, wait, we can move him

00:16:55How do you move the three of us?

00:16:57So what now?

00:17:16You

00:17:17What the fuck?

00:17:18No, no, no, no

00:17:19It's okay, it's okay

00:17:19I don't want to hurt you

00:17:21You're safe, okay?

00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again

00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ

00:17:26For how long?

00:17:28Almost two years

00:17:29In a CIA black site

00:17:31I just found out this morning

00:17:34You found out this morning?

00:17:35Yeah

00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?

00:17:42Did you fuck me?

00:17:44What?

00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?

00:17:46No!

00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?

00:17:48Look, I

00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher

00:17:53Find him yourself

00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited

00:17:56And you are the best tracker there is

00:18:00I just, I need you to find him

00:18:01And report back

00:18:02Very simple

00:18:04You want me

00:18:07To work for you

00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me

00:18:11And I can help you

00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback

00:18:15I don't need you for that

00:18:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so

00:18:22Okay

00:18:22All right

00:18:23Listen to me

00:18:25I'm no ass felch and commie

00:18:28You got that?

00:18:29I know, I know

00:18:30And listen

00:18:31I am Vought now

00:18:33Me

00:18:34So the public?

00:18:36They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are

00:18:40I can resurrect you

00:18:41I can give you back what you lost

00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven

00:18:47Number two

00:18:50Or how about I finish the job

00:18:53And blast you to kingdom fuck

00:18:57Hey, you could try

00:19:00Who knows, you might even fry the V right out of my blood

00:19:05Or you might not

00:19:07But

00:19:08I'm betting that you hate William Butcher

00:19:10More than you

00:19:12Than you hate

00:19:13Me

00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you

00:19:17Am I?

00:19:19I tried to kill you

00:19:21The minute I turned my back

00:19:22How do I know you won't return the favor?

00:19:25Look

00:19:26Uh

00:19:35You find William Butcher for me

00:19:39All is forgiven

00:19:50Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray

00:19:53Improve your sleep

00:19:55Strengthen your immune system

00:19:57Nourish your soul

00:19:59The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi

00:20:03Life force from leaving the body

00:20:06And invited prana

00:20:08Solar energy in

00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness

00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium by Vought

00:20:16Vibros

00:20:17For bros

00:20:18Okay, we need to abort

00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you

00:20:26Fuck it

00:20:27We'll test it here

00:20:28What?

00:20:29Test?

00:20:30Mr. Jean-Arcuteif, the virus is contagious

00:20:32As Samir says

00:20:33C'est fini

00:20:34The game is over

00:20:35No, Butcher's right

00:20:37Brockhart has seen us

00:20:38So

00:20:38We can't leave

00:20:40Virus?

00:20:41What?

00:20:42Virus?

00:20:43Look

00:20:43I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about

00:20:45Now all we gotta do

00:20:47Is seal of inhalation

00:20:48Every exit point

00:20:49Tighter than a Boy Scouts

00:20:51Asshole

00:20:52At Jamboree

00:20:52No, no, no

00:20:53It's not possible

00:20:58Maybe

00:21:02Yo

00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?

00:21:07His heart rate is 10 beats per minute

00:21:10And he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours

00:21:13Like a blue whale

00:21:14If he won't breathe

00:21:15How do we get the virus in him?

00:21:17Well

00:21:18He ain't our first whale, is he?

00:21:20You lot sort this

00:21:21I'll fetch the virus

00:21:23Can we go?

00:21:23You and me

00:21:31Oh, you two

00:21:31Leave it out, would you?

00:21:33Fucking work in here

00:21:37Hey

00:21:38Coming with you

00:21:40What for?

00:21:41I don't trust you

00:21:44Yeah

00:21:46Suit yourself

00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers

00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed

00:22:01Where's Smaar?

00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon

00:22:04Won't say where he's going

00:22:05Won't say shit

00:22:06I think he's on method

00:22:08Meisner technique

00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?

00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up

00:22:15But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President

00:22:20Good idea

00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?

00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content

00:22:27Honestly, the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us

00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user

00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder

00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all

00:22:42Love it

00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for vaults, military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks

00:22:48And for the existing freedom camps

00:22:51Treasury's running a little dry

00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors

00:22:56But they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes

00:22:58The president is thinking how insane this is right now

00:23:01He'll back you

00:23:02You can do it

00:23:04Speak up

00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers

00:23:07Won't their arrest seat into your bottom line?

00:23:11Nah

00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on vault plus

00:23:14Wow

00:23:15Amazing Ashley

00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara

00:23:17Well, all righty then

00:23:18Let me ask the most important question

00:23:22Do I got immunity?

00:23:34For fuck's sake

00:23:36Soldier boy

00:23:37This is the president, vice president of the United States of America

00:23:41They work for me

00:23:43Everyone

00:23:43Soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven

00:23:46Once he is located William Butcher and Annie January

00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir

00:23:52No, sir, I can do this

00:23:54I can bring them in

00:23:54Well, like you did with A-Train

00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep

00:23:59Competence

00:24:00Oh

00:24:01And Steve, soldier boy is going to need a full pardon

00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh

00:24:05He was guilty of

00:24:07You know, treason

00:24:11Consider it done, sir

00:24:13Terrific

00:24:13And you know what?

00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink

00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a

00:24:20Manhattan

00:24:21Manhattan

00:24:21Thanks, Steve

00:24:23Of course

00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?

00:24:28No

00:24:29Steven

00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan

00:24:35God damn

00:24:37Since what could soups teabag the president

00:24:41Since me

00:24:58Okay, what's next?

00:25:05What is it?

00:25:23Almost got you fuckers

00:25:27Ha, ha

00:25:28Oh, shit

00:25:31No

00:25:33At least that explains how he's groomed

00:25:37From bashing his bishop

00:25:39Gross

00:25:50Now that's what I'm talking about

00:25:53Oh, God

00:25:57Fucking unsanitary

00:26:27I'm sorry

00:26:29Most trusted

00:26:30Next step

00:26:31Next step will be to apply

00:26:32My fave foundation

00:26:33From my

00:26:34Vitality collab

00:26:36Velvet Ember

00:26:37It doesn't fade

00:26:37Even after a long day

00:26:38Of shoving starlighters

00:26:40Into police fans

00:26:43We talked about this

00:26:44I don't have a choice

00:26:45They make me do this

00:26:48There we go

00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look

00:26:53So we're going to be using

00:26:54Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner

00:26:56Because it is the

00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain

00:27:02I am Countess Crow

00:27:04Countess of the Crows

00:27:06And I shall make you do the day

00:27:08That you decide

00:27:09Fuck it

00:27:17Fuck

00:27:18Fuck

00:27:19C'est ça

00:27:21It's like each layer of cum

00:27:24Represents a slow passage of time

00:27:26It's like a metaphor for life, no?

00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls

00:27:38What more is it, Lonnie?

00:27:39What is the matter?

00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided

00:27:43So they're all gone

00:27:45Just like the one in Portland

00:27:48And Sacramento

00:27:48And Boise

00:27:49I guess we can add a train to that list, right?

00:27:55You

00:27:57Didn't kill them

00:27:59They chose to fight

00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them

00:28:03I told them

00:28:04That we were going to make it out

00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say

00:28:09I'm bulletproof

00:28:12Have you told Petit U.E. any of this?

00:28:14No, no

00:28:15Because he'll say it wasn't my fault

00:28:17So

00:28:17I can't

00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you

00:28:26I led them

00:28:27To a shallow grave

00:28:32So

00:28:33I just get a fucking white micket fence

00:28:36And cherry pie

00:28:38No

00:28:38I can't live like that

00:28:40If I follow them

00:28:41It's the only thing that makes sense

00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost

00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt

00:29:04What the fucking shit

00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going

00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead

00:29:15Great

00:29:16Let go

00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me

00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today

00:29:21Oh shit

00:29:23Starlight

00:29:23Oh my god

00:29:25You guys are terrorists

00:29:29What do we do with her?

00:29:31Same as rock hard

00:29:35You don't have a choice

00:29:40Alright

00:29:41Come on

00:29:42No

00:29:43What?

00:29:44Let me go

00:29:49Baby killer

00:30:03Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood

00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty

00:30:11Turbo rush

00:30:12The drink of heroes

00:30:14Only 15 calories

00:30:17Cut

00:30:18That was a good take

00:30:20No please

00:30:21This is a mistake

00:30:22I am not starlighter

00:30:23Only 15 calories

00:30:25Yeah

00:30:26Now

00:30:26With acai

00:30:28And maca roots

00:30:30That's better than that

00:30:31Mom

00:30:31No, Cory

00:30:32Go back inside, please

00:30:33Yo

00:30:34You stay back

00:30:35Because if you ruin my shot

00:30:37It's on site, bitch

00:30:39Okay, let's go again

00:30:40And fix your tits

00:30:42They're lopsided

00:30:42Okay, come on

00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so

00:30:47Thirsty

00:30:48Turbo rush

00:30:49Now with acai

00:30:51And maca roots

00:30:53That's fucking perfect

00:30:54Okay, great

00:30:55Okay, have fun and camp

00:30:56No

00:30:57No

00:31:02Mom

00:31:03All over

00:31:04Not a chance

00:31:05We have to help them

00:31:06Help them and every soup

00:31:07With them 500 miles

00:31:08I'll be up her ass

00:31:09Within the hour

00:31:10We stayed a course

00:31:12Mine's on a fucking job

00:31:13Fuck the job

00:31:17Come here

00:31:18Come here

00:31:18Down

00:31:43Homelander

00:31:47Homelander

00:31:55Sage

00:31:55I was just

00:31:57Um

00:31:58What can I do

00:31:59For you

00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise

00:32:03Today

00:32:03Are you sure waking him

00:32:05Was the right call?

00:32:06Yes

00:32:06Did you tell soldier boy

00:32:08About the virus?

00:32:09No

00:32:10I did not

00:32:11Of course not

00:32:14Well, what am I going to say?

00:32:15I, uh, uh, uh

00:32:16Yeah, hey

00:32:17I really want you to do this job for me

00:32:18But

00:32:19Careful

00:32:20Because there's a soup-killing virus out there

00:32:22And you may die screaming

00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that

00:32:27Oh, you have a lot to learn

00:32:28About managing big personalities

00:32:30Young lady

00:32:33Well, besides

00:32:34If there is a virus out there

00:32:37The better you take the risk than us, right?

00:32:39Ah

00:32:40Well, it's tactical

00:32:41Exactly

00:32:42Because for a moment

00:32:43I was afraid

00:32:44You'd only woken him

00:32:45Because he was your dad

00:32:49So when he gets infected

00:32:50And he dies

00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen

00:32:52When it does

00:32:53You won't go to pieces

00:32:55Because it was tactical

00:32:56Right?

00:32:57Mm-hmm

00:32:58Mm-hmm

00:32:58Right?

00:33:34Testing a biological weapon

00:33:35In an uncontrolled environment

00:33:36Is dangerous enough

00:33:38Transporting it

00:33:39Without the necessary precautions

00:33:40All right, all right

00:33:41Less talking

00:33:42We'll give in

00:33:45I'll take it

00:33:52So how fragile is this?

00:33:54Very

00:33:56Very

00:33:56Very fragile

00:33:57If it broke on the way?

00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth

00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance

00:34:04It could wipe out every human

00:34:06On Earth

00:34:08Hmm

00:34:09Well

00:34:12Best not drop it, eh?

00:34:17Thank you so much

00:34:27Breathe, putain

00:34:28Breathe, putain

00:34:39You get him to breathe yet?

00:34:41What?

00:34:42Did you get him to breathe yet?

00:34:45I'm too late

00:34:46I'm too late

00:34:46No, le conard is in Paris

00:34:48Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon

00:34:50Merde alors

00:34:51We're doing everything we can, huh?

00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier

00:35:05We're not terrorists

00:35:06Oh, God

00:35:07When everyone comes back

00:35:08Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass

00:35:11And Sheila

00:35:11Is gonna take a shit

00:35:13In the gaping hole that's left

00:35:14Look

00:35:15You being here was not part of the plan, all right?

00:35:18It's just a shitty situation

00:35:20Yeah

00:35:20The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here

00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be

00:35:30All we need is to get rock hard to breathe

00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?

00:35:41I got a teenage daughter

00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me

00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?

00:35:50What's it called? A murder?

00:35:52Oh

00:35:53Let me guess

00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?

00:35:57Damn

00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you

00:36:00Or the two crows you have left

00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron

00:36:04Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither

00:36:07They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?

00:36:10It's ridiculous

00:36:12Oh

00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit

00:36:17Prozac

00:36:18Welbutrin

00:36:20Lexapro

00:36:20Great, great

00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?

00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?

00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got

00:36:29And then sell you out in a heartbeat

00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?

00:36:39Please

00:36:40Please don't kill me

00:36:41I just want to go home

00:36:44I miss my mom

00:36:45And my dad

00:36:48Please

00:37:01Careful

00:37:08Boy, fucking smart, are you, I know you're a little glad Atrian's dead?

00:37:16No

00:37:16I'm not glad he's dead

00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives

00:37:21And he died a hero

00:37:22A real hero

00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either

00:37:27Listen

00:37:28I know you've just done it here in the gulag

00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so

00:37:34I'll give it to you straight

00:37:36You've got to knock this wet-gaping pussy shite on the head, mate

00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors

00:37:42Especially your girl

00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving the cold shoulder

00:37:45Talk to me about Annie, you don't know what's going on with her

00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score

00:37:50And she knows that you

00:37:51Ponsing about with this

00:37:53Jiminy cricket

00:37:54Listen to your heart bollocks

00:37:56She's gonna get her killed

00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?

00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me

00:38:10But I won't let you do it

00:38:15Know it

00:38:29You're eating the vial

00:38:33It's good

00:38:37Wait, is that?

00:38:42Well, well, well

00:38:44He's dead, right?

00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?

00:38:48Supposed to be

00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit

00:38:55You're telling us this now?

00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate

00:39:00In what fucking way?

00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig

00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?

00:39:09New plan

00:39:12Oi

00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant-arse duda?

00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?

00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T.

00:39:20Be a cunt

00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm

00:39:22Well, oldie better goodie

00:39:29No, mate

00:39:30Just you

00:39:31And me

00:39:41I guess it's true

00:39:43You're one of us now

00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him

00:39:47Then fuck it, beat him

00:39:48Being super is not gonna save you

00:39:50That don't stop us helping each other

00:39:53Homelander's double the cunt now

00:39:54If that's even possible

00:39:56He needs doing more than ever

00:39:57You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?

00:40:00Fuck you

00:40:00We had a deal

00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain

00:40:04And you sold me out

00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box

00:40:07And for what?

00:40:09Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?

00:40:11A kid is your grandson

00:40:12Well, was it worth it?

00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?

00:40:17Where is that fucking brat?

00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate

00:40:20Or did he mention

00:40:21That we've got an ubervirus

00:40:23Strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?

00:40:27Bullshit

00:40:27God's honest

00:40:28The things this virus can do

00:40:33Fucking die, Bullshit

00:40:34Why do you think he sent you here?

00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?

00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt

00:40:41Again

00:40:43I guess we'll see

00:40:45You don't get it, do you?

00:40:48Me?

00:40:49Homelander?

00:40:50Your old crew?

00:40:52Everyone fucks you over

00:40:54Do you wanna know why?

00:40:57Cause you

00:40:58Are a dumb fucking twat

00:41:07What the fuck was that?

00:41:18Hey!

00:41:20You two fucktards of local soups?

00:41:22Holy shit

00:41:22Soldier boy

00:41:24What?

00:41:25You're a dead socialist

00:41:28The fuck?

00:41:30This was being stupid

00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen

00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east

00:41:35Find them and kill them

00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes

00:41:38And tie them together like shoelaces

00:41:42Move!

00:41:45Fuck

00:41:46Fuck

00:41:51Fucking figures

00:41:57Hey man, get ready

00:41:58We're coming in

00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa

00:42:00Slow down, kid

00:42:02Soldier boy

00:42:05He's alive?

00:42:07Fuck that

00:42:07Just how long do we have?

00:42:09Just

00:42:09Huey

00:42:10Huey

00:42:13We gotta move

00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way

00:42:17Shit

00:42:18Shit

00:42:22Ah

00:42:23Shit

00:42:42Oh, shit

00:42:45Shit

00:42:48Go!

00:43:15It's the fuck!

00:43:17Oh my god!

00:43:28That's good!

00:43:30Whoa!

00:43:31I gotta drop the dookie!

00:43:33Get it?

00:43:34That's you!

00:43:35Bro!

00:43:37You're the dookie!

00:43:39Yeah!

00:43:42Kill it!

00:44:00I got you.

00:44:03I know.

00:44:17Oh my god!

00:44:18Are you okay?

00:44:18Is the virus?

00:44:20It's good, I think.

00:44:20Okay.

00:44:23Oi!

00:44:25Pants!

00:44:26Oh shit!

00:44:27Move!

00:44:28Go!

00:44:35You with me?

00:44:38Hey!

00:44:48Huey Campbell.

00:44:49How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?

00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.

00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.

00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?

00:45:02The so-called soup killer?

00:45:04Huh?

00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.

00:45:07What?

00:45:14No virus, Rich.

00:45:16I will shoot.

00:45:18Hot.

00:45:19Come in.

00:45:20Your face.

00:45:21Not right now.

00:45:30What the fuck?

00:45:53No.

00:45:56No.

00:45:57No.

00:46:08Oh, my God.

00:46:37Let's go.

00:47:07Well, I did?

00:47:09Very.

00:47:10Oh, fuck. I wish I would have seen that.

00:47:12No, you don't.

00:47:16Come on. Let's leg it.

00:47:19No, no, no, Monker.

00:47:20And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.

00:47:30Leave.

00:47:58Yes.

00:48:01May I have a word?

00:48:03Wait out there.

00:48:07What are you doing?

00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.

00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.

00:48:11No, thank you.

00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme?

00:48:12Cheesy Gordy to Crunch?

00:48:13No.

00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?

00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.

00:48:17Okay.

00:48:17Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.

00:48:22Clearly the right call.

00:48:23He's not in the building.

00:48:24Thank fucking God.

00:48:26What the fuck?

00:48:27Why are we doing this?

00:48:29Doing what?

00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.

00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.

00:48:35I just execute.

00:48:36That's bullshit.

00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.

00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.

00:48:41My angle.

00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground,

00:48:47tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a knee replacement.

00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.

00:48:55Nicer than I expected.

00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.

00:48:58She's got to listen to reason.

00:49:01Look, I've been there.

00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.

00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.

00:49:07It's a chopping block.

00:49:10And I can help you.

00:49:11But you've got to talk to me.

00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.

00:49:20You know you can't.

00:49:21You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.

00:49:30Wow.

00:49:31You're unbelievable.

00:49:32Ashley, that was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.

00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.

00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.

00:49:41I need a minute.

00:49:49From back here, I see a spine.

00:49:51Fucking use it.

00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?

00:49:52No.

00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.

00:49:54This is junior year all over again.

00:49:56Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because

00:50:00he had Jamiroquai tickets?

00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?

00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.

00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.

00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.

00:50:11At least he had a shred of decency.

00:50:13That's why he's dead.

00:50:13First, they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.

00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.

00:50:19You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.

00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.

00:50:26What happened?

00:50:27I tried.

00:50:28I tried.

00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.

00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.

00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.

00:50:38I'm not a leader.

00:50:39I'm vice president.

00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.

00:50:43We can still do some good.

00:50:44Just shut up, or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.

00:50:48You want that?

00:50:50You're better than this.

00:50:51You are better than this.

00:50:53No.

00:50:56Ow!

00:50:56So, we're clear.

00:50:58You're absolutely sure?

00:50:59Triple check the results.

00:51:00None of you are carriers.

00:51:02Humans are immune.

00:51:03Oh, chance, mercido, man.

00:51:18God damn.

00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.

00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop war house on that 23.

00:51:27Sold your cunt down.

00:51:29Homeland did it go.

00:51:30We fucking did it.

00:51:32About time.

00:51:45Let's run away.

00:51:50What?

00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.

00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.

00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.

00:52:02You were right.

00:52:05This virus.

00:52:06There is no contain in it.

00:52:08No stuff in it.

00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.

00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.

00:52:32Mon amour.

00:52:34You did not see its carnage.

00:52:36It's too dangerous.

00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.

00:52:39Innocent people are being wound up.

00:52:41No.

00:52:43Don't ask me to watch you die.

00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.

00:52:50For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...

00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.

00:53:04We...

00:53:08Is this all?

00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?

00:53:27This virus...

00:53:30This virus...

00:53:31It's fucking brutal.

00:53:32I don't know.

00:53:34For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.

00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.

00:53:42Neither of us is fine.

00:53:45And we shouldn't be.

00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.

00:53:50Puber.

00:53:51Thanks.

00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.

00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.

00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.

00:54:06But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?

00:54:25Anna.

00:54:27I'm late.

00:54:32I'm late.

00:54:34I'm late.

00:54:43All right, Sarah.

00:54:47Time for your meds.

00:54:59He's a good boy, aren't he?

00:55:15Whoa, hey, be careful, sir, there's a viral contagion.

00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard and I locked shit down.

00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.

00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.

00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?

00:55:28I told him to report back.

00:55:31I told him not to go in alone. Why would he do that?

00:55:34Well, it's more like soldier doy, am I right?

00:55:37Leave.

00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.

00:55:41Should've been you.

00:55:42Oh, hey.

00:55:44I'm sorry, leave.

00:55:51I was swimming.

00:56:09No.

00:56:14No.

00:56:16No.

00:56:17No.

00:56:20No.

00:56:23No.

00:56:25No.

00:56:26No.

00:56:27No.

00:56:28No.

00:56:30Why does everyone keep leaving?

00:56:35I'm sorry.

00:56:38No.

00:56:47No.

00:56:58I'm sorry.

00:57:01I'm getting lost now, I'll hang it up again

00:57:03You're the heaven, don't keep me down

00:57:07It's in the night away

00:57:12It's in the night away

00:57:14He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink

00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink

00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times

00:57:26Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy

00:57:30Danny boy

00:57:33I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:57:36You're the heaven, don't keep me down

00:57:53It's in the night away

00:57:58It's in the night away

00:57:59It's in the night away

00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink

00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink

00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

00:58:12Don't cry for me, ex-born neighbor

00:58:19I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:24I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:29I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:33I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:41You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:42I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:45You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:47I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:50You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:52I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:58:54You're never gonna keep me down

00:58:56I get no doubt, but I get up again

00:59:27I'll see you next time.

The Boys - Season 5 Episode 2

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