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00:03:45Tani, your turn.
00:03:46Get up there.
00:04:20Bullshit.
00:04:21Shut up, Kenny.
00:04:22You don't know.
00:04:26Look at me.
00:04:28Look at me.
00:04:30Look at me.
00:04:32Look at me.
00:04:33Look at me.
00:04:34Look at me.
00:04:35Look at me.
00:04:45Look at me.
00:05:05I don't want to talk to you, bro.
00:05:07A man needs to tell a woman how he feels.
00:05:09I don't want to talk to her.
00:05:11Tiny would.
00:05:12You probably French kiss her, too.
00:05:14You French kiss all the girls, eh, bro?
00:05:15Pretty much.
00:05:17Not all the girls.
00:05:18Well, here's my trick.
00:05:19I tell the girls that I'm afraid of undies.
00:05:21And when they want me to go away, they share me their undies.
00:05:25Echo, echo, here she comes, here she comes.
00:05:32Go do something.
00:05:37Hey, Charonnet!
00:05:40Wanna see some Michael Jackson dance moves?
00:05:43Loose?
00:06:03What do you think?
00:06:13He did those moves at the Grammys.
00:06:20Oh, boy's afraid of undies.
00:06:25Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts.
00:06:27Kudos, who he has had nuts.
00:06:31Hey, shut up.
00:06:34Now, who knows what disease this sheep has got?
00:06:37AIDS.
00:06:38Not AIDS, you dork.
00:06:41Yes, because it looks like Murray and he's got AIDS.
00:06:43Don't be stupid. Kids can't get AIDS.
00:06:46Only gays.
00:06:47Yeah, well, he's a gay. He gays our boy.
00:06:49Shut up, Kingy.
00:06:50Ooh, what are you going to do? Get your brother on me or something?
00:06:53That picture looks like Kingy's undies when he shatter his pants on sports days.
00:06:58Remember?
00:06:59Fuck off, boy.
00:07:00You fuck off.
00:07:01You fuck off.
00:07:02Hey, both of you fuck up, or I'll send you to the principal.
00:07:10Now, who's heard of the plague?
00:07:13He.
00:07:14He was my mother.
00:07:15Fuck you!
00:07:17Yeah?
00:07:19Hey, buddy, Chris, shut up!
00:07:21Thomas says, touch your nose.
00:07:23Now, get all your crowns.
00:07:25Haere ki tera, te saha o te ruma.
00:07:30Let's get it!
00:07:37Hey!
00:07:38Oi!
00:07:41You all right, boy?
00:07:42You want to talk about it?
00:07:43You made fun of my mum.
00:07:45He's a dickhead.
00:07:47Nah, it's just words, boy.
00:07:49People call me a dumb honky all the time.
00:07:50I don't go around punching them out.
00:07:52Why not?
00:07:53Well, because they use your children.
00:07:56That was a good speech you did.
00:07:57Looks like we might have an orato on our hands, eh?
00:08:00What's that?
00:08:01Kaiwha korero.
00:08:03Oh, yeah.
00:08:04Well, they was good at that.
00:08:05Yeah, I went to school with him.
00:08:06Yeah, he was a good student.
00:08:08Like you.
00:08:09Full of potential.
00:08:12Fished to the end here and, uh, got home, eh?
00:08:16Hey, Mr. Langston.
00:08:19What does the word mean?
00:08:20Potential.
00:08:23Uh, it's 3.30, mate.
00:08:25I'm off duty.
00:08:27Yeah, good holiday.
00:08:42Touch my brother again, and I'll kick both your nuts off.
00:08:45Then you'll have none.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:49Okay?
00:08:50Okay.
00:09:05Okay, let's go.
00:09:34This fella's all got magic powers.
00:09:37This fella can jump real high.
00:09:40This fella can run real fast.
00:09:42This fella can blow things up.
00:09:45And this fella can turn invisible.
00:09:54Rocky, you have to come home.
00:09:57But I'm drawing.
00:09:58Hurry up, fool.
00:10:00I've got better things to do than this.
00:10:03I'm gonna shut off later.
00:10:05Well, yeah, you're a nuisance.
00:10:07Making me walk all the way down here.
00:10:09Bye, Mum.
00:10:28I want you to stop hanging around down there.
00:10:30It's creepy.
00:10:32It's not being so weird.
00:10:35Where are you, pig?
00:10:37Bloody heads.
00:10:39What are you?
00:10:41Ned?
00:10:42What's the need?
00:10:43Scramble heads.
00:10:45Voiled heads.
00:10:47Coaches.
00:10:48Bloody hell.
00:11:13What's up, is that what's up, what's up, bosom?
00:11:19Let's talk here.
00:11:19Okay, an inside and an outside.
00:11:21Yes, sir.
00:11:22It's raining and mercury up north,
00:11:24and windy and wetter down south.
00:11:26So if you fellas live in the middle,
00:11:27may as well stay home,
00:11:28because nobody could anywhere else.
00:11:34What do you want to do, eh, Leif?
00:11:36I might have tried to stay here, eh?
00:11:39Ah, man.
00:11:41Had a massive day at school today.
00:11:44There was a big-ass rumble at school.
00:11:47Most of the children were involved.
00:11:50I wasn't, because I'm a good boy.
00:11:53I don't like fighting, eh?
00:11:55Ah, a lot of things happened.
00:11:57But what else?
00:11:58Oh, yeah.
00:11:59I see my girlfriend, Sharon, eh?
00:12:02She invites me back to her house,
00:12:05and we had McDonald's to eat.
00:12:07It was yum.
00:12:10Why do you like to eat other people's rubbish?
00:12:13Hey, Leif?
00:12:20čŖč­˜ me about the Buffalo B Š¾Ń‚Š“ŠµŠ»ŃŒ
00:12:44over the house or on stage.
00:12:45I didn't want to visit those.
00:12:45You're 65 years old,
00:12:46sir.
00:12:46Oh, yes.
00:12:46Although I never think I'd great
00:12:46than somebody else walking.
00:13:06Who are you?
00:13:09Boy.
00:13:10What boy?
00:13:11Elamay.
00:13:13Elamay.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:19No, I'm your dad.
00:13:21Oh, hey, dad.
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:24Welcome back.
00:13:25Good to see you.
00:13:27Good to see you.
00:13:29How's it been going?
00:13:30Good.
00:13:31How's it been going with you?
00:13:32Good.
00:13:35Where's mum?
00:13:36My mum, your nanny.
00:13:38Oh, she's not here at the moment.
00:13:40She's at a tangi down Wellington.
00:13:43Someone passed away.
00:13:44When's she getting back?
00:13:45Sometime next week.
00:13:50Rocky! Come over here! Meet Dad!
00:13:59Dad, this is Rocky. Rocky, this is Dad.
00:14:04Yeah, Rocky. Good to see you, man.
00:14:06Too much.
00:14:08Say hello, Egg.
00:14:11Hello, Egg.
00:14:15That's Kelly.
00:14:16Yeah, niece. I'm your uncle, Ellamine.
00:14:19Oh, great. Another one.
00:14:22Well, these are my mates, Juju and Chapa.
00:14:26Yeah, basically your uncles.
00:14:37So you guys want a cup of tea?
00:14:40Oh, yeah.
00:14:43Yeah, a cup of tea sounds good.
00:14:52So you fellas want to come and serve?
00:14:57Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:58Let's do that.
00:15:12Seen E.T. yet? The movie?
00:15:15Ma, what's it about?
00:15:16Spaceman.
00:15:18Oh, space kid, really.
00:15:19He gets trapped on Earth.
00:15:21And him and this kid fly around everywhere on a bicycle.
00:15:26I've seen it four times.
00:15:30Nice house, bro.
00:15:34It's a shit hole.
00:15:36Oh, yeah.
00:15:37I don't know, bro.
00:15:38These old houses are made of native timber, expensive stuff.
00:15:42Not many people know that, eh?
00:15:44And these door handles are made of copper.
00:15:46Yeah, yeah.
00:15:48If I was a thief, the first thing I'd do is I'd take all the copper and I'd melt it
00:15:52down in a furnace or a fire and sell it to a copper dealer, eh?
00:15:59Yeah.
00:15:59All right, then.
00:16:01I guess it's time for presents.
00:16:04Go on, boys.
00:16:05Go get them presents.
00:16:06Oh.
00:16:07What presents?
00:16:08Stuff from the car.
00:16:10Oh, yeah.
00:16:28You might go give them a hand.
00:16:30I could give them a hand.
00:16:34Wait.
00:16:35Real milk.
00:16:37A new TV.
00:17:09And it's going to come to suck it out of there.
00:17:10If, go on, yeah.
00:17:10I'll see you seconds on.
00:17:11I came to protect them.
00:17:12Eat the rabbit in the next time.
00:17:12Yankee.
00:17:13Thanks, man.
00:17:13Yeah, it's restless from that.
00:17:15That's what I was the story.
00:17:15geez, man.
00:17:20I'm not sure it's a little thing.
00:17:23Interesting.
00:17:25I didn't know how it was
00:17:26It got in.
00:17:35Yeah, you can have the rest of it.
00:17:36Oh, thanks, Dad.
00:17:37Yeah, don't go burning your eyes out or anything.
00:17:41You can share them with them, too.
00:17:43You know, this used to be my room.
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:46Well, you can still use it.
00:17:49I'll sleep in the garage with my mates.
00:17:51Not a problem.
00:17:56Oh, look at that mop of hair you've got.
00:17:58I should cut your hair one day.
00:18:00Yeah, make you look like this fella.
00:18:04I've seen Thriller ten times.
00:18:14I did that.
00:18:20Don't get into the Nazi stuff.
00:18:23Night.
00:18:24Night, Dad.
00:18:27How long was he here for?
00:18:29Dunno, but we'll leave him with him when he goes.
00:18:33Why?
00:18:34Because that's the way families work, Egg.
00:18:37Is he the same as before?
00:18:38Yeah, better.
00:18:41Do you think he remembers me?
00:18:43Yeah, of course, man.
00:18:45When I was being born?
00:18:47Yep.
00:18:48I don't remember it.
00:18:49No, of course you don't.
00:18:50You're just a little baby.
00:18:52You still are.
00:18:56What was she like?
00:18:58Not this again.
00:19:00Well, she was pretty.
00:19:02She was a good singer.
00:19:03And her and Dad were always laughing.
00:19:07How did they meet?
00:19:08At the beach.
00:19:09She was swimming.
00:19:11And Dad saved her from drowning.
00:19:13And then he did a carving of her.
00:19:14And then they had babies.
00:19:16Us.
00:19:17And he can do heaps of cool stuff.
00:19:20He can dance as good as Michael Jackson.
00:19:22And once, when he was a soldier, all these commies pinned him down to the ground.
00:19:27So he leapt out of his foxhole and just did this mean ass haka.
00:19:30And all them commies got scared and ran away.
00:19:33Hey, well, they're a soldier.
00:19:35Hell yeah.
00:19:37He's a war hero.
00:19:38He's even got a green beret.
00:19:41What's that?
00:19:43A type of head.
00:19:46Shh.
00:19:47Look.
00:19:48Look.
00:19:50There's that mental fella.
00:19:53Oh.
00:19:55Hey, where are you now?
00:19:58Come on, Rocky.
00:19:59Rocky, get him.
00:20:00Go.
00:20:01Get out of here, you weirdo.
00:20:04Did you get him, Rocky?
00:20:06No.
00:20:08Triple Greg.
00:20:25Ah.
00:20:51What's the crazy horses?
00:20:54It's my gang.
00:20:56I'm the president and founding member.
00:20:58Yeah, crazy horses.
00:21:01That's our sign.
00:21:03It would have been that, but it was taken.
00:21:05We're renegades.
00:21:07What's those?
00:21:10Someone who lives outside the law, but they're still cool.
00:21:14Like the A-10, or the Hulk.
00:21:15Gee, even these samurais, they're the meanest renegades.
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:20Who's this men carving?
00:21:22Oh, mine.
00:21:23Yeah.
00:21:24Looks just like E.T.
00:21:27It's based on one of yours, but it ain't finished yet.
00:21:30Yeah, I know, because you ain't done the ice.
00:21:33That's the last thing you do, them ice.
00:21:35Do you still carve?
00:21:36No, but you ain't got time for that.
00:21:43I'm a busy man.
00:21:52Hmm.
00:21:53Oh, Rocky.
00:21:56Hey, where you skating off to?
00:22:00What's that supposed to mean?
00:22:10What's wrong with him?
00:22:14You want to go for a ride in my car?
00:22:16Yeah.
00:22:18Cool.
00:22:19Let's go.
00:22:28Let's go.
00:23:05Hey, Uncle.
00:23:07Who's this thing?
00:23:09Moldy Smith.
00:23:17Well, see you at home then, eh?
00:23:21What?
00:23:22How you going?
00:23:23Can I go?
00:23:24I'm busy.
00:23:24I've got a few things to take here.
00:23:26Any idea with your mates, man?
00:23:29Jigsaw Fizard.
00:23:58They finally came home, eh?
00:24:00How long's he here for?
00:24:01Don't know. Not wrong.
00:24:04That'd be right.
00:24:05Has he been to see your mum yet?
00:24:06Nah, not yet.
00:24:08Fucking typical.
00:24:10Hey, auntie, can I have rice block, please?
00:24:14Oh, it's not fair.
00:24:16Get a job, man.
00:24:17Oh, there's none left.
00:24:19You got them all.
00:24:35Boys, can I have a go with one?
00:24:38Can't.
00:24:39I'm saving them.
00:24:40What a special occasion.
00:24:46Hey, was that your dad?
00:24:48Yep.
00:24:49Oh, he's got a primo car.
00:25:03How long have you stayed for?
00:25:05Not long, but we're going to be moving pretty soon.
00:25:09Where to?
00:25:10Dunning.
00:25:11Probably just because we're out on this mean-ass car.
00:25:13Now, you guys, I just got a mess with shit underneath.
00:25:16Should we go and check it out?
00:25:17Oh, yeah. I'll check that out.
00:25:20Don't touch, Falcon.
00:25:22I want the lollies.
00:25:23They're lollies for adults, not for children, Falcon.
00:25:25Pest.
00:25:26Oh, whatever you want.
00:25:28Now, Luke.
00:25:28All right, we're finished. Let's go.
00:25:58Hey, Widow, do you live here?
00:26:04Why do we have the last bath?
00:26:06Because it's dangerous on the river.
00:26:10Sorry.
00:26:12I'll leave you with my mum.
00:26:15My mum's dead.
00:26:17I killed her.
00:26:21Do you have any friends?
00:26:27Do you have a brother?
00:26:29No.
00:26:30I've got a brother.
00:26:32He's cool.
00:26:33He's hanging out with our dad.
00:26:35What's he like?
00:26:37Loud.
00:26:48Sorry.
00:26:49I think I did that.
00:26:50Eh?
00:26:52I think I made you fall over.
00:26:54Sorry.
00:26:56I have to watch out for my powers.
00:26:58They're too dangerous.
00:27:00My brother says that's how my mum died.
00:27:04Because my powers were too strong when I was getting born.
00:27:10You've got to use them to do good, eh?
00:27:12Just like in the comic books.
00:27:19What are we looking for?
00:27:21Anything.
00:27:25Quick.
00:27:26Here they come.
00:27:26Here come the cops.
00:27:27Quick, quick.
00:27:28Here, here, here.
00:27:29Oh, where am I?
00:27:30Here, here.
00:27:30Dude, there.
00:27:32Out of man.
00:27:33Something here.
00:27:33It's right here.
00:27:34That's where it is.
00:27:36Not there.
00:27:37So I mean, I would have run further than that.
00:27:40I thought you knew me.
00:27:42I do.
00:27:42It's a certain number of steps from the post.
00:27:45I just can't remember the exact number of steps.
00:27:48Or the post.
00:27:49We're in a dig all year.
00:27:50Why don't you draw us a map?
00:27:51I was in a hurry.
00:27:52Cops are right behind me.
00:27:53I don't have any time to start drawing maps.
00:27:55Let's just get a tractor and dig it up, man.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:57Yeah, if I wanted to dig holes out there, I would have stayed in jail.
00:28:00You know what?
00:28:01I'm freaking sick of this shit from you pricks.
00:28:03I'm making history here.
00:28:04They're going to write about me.
00:28:05You can say I was part of that.
00:28:07You want to be part of it or not?
00:28:08If not, piss off.
00:28:09Hey, Dad.
00:28:11Hey, Uncle.
00:28:13Wait.
00:28:14Hey.
00:28:15What are you looking for?
00:28:17Something.
00:28:18What?
00:28:19Worms.
00:28:21Treasure.
00:28:25You're looking for a package of hats about this big?
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:28Covered in plastic.
00:28:32When you find it.
00:28:37Hey, Dad.
00:28:39Do you know what potential means?
00:28:40What?
00:28:41Mr. Langston says I...
00:28:42Hey!
00:28:42Cut it out, you pricks!
00:28:44Quit pissing her out!
00:28:48Dad.
00:28:49What are you going to do with the money?
00:28:51I don't know.
00:28:52What do you reckon?
00:28:54You should buy a big-ass house.
00:28:55Maybe I should.
00:28:57Maybe I should buy me a dolphin, too.
00:28:58Ride around on him all day.
00:28:59You can have one, too.
00:29:01And, Rocky.
00:29:02Yeah, all three of us aren't dolphins.
00:29:04Go anywhere.
00:29:06Do what we want.
00:29:08Be anyone.
00:29:11Dad.
00:29:13Look at this.
00:29:17Wait.
00:29:17Where'd you get this?
00:29:18Come here.
00:29:19What?
00:29:19Where'd you get it?
00:29:20Uh, I found it.
00:29:21Where?
00:29:23On the Saturday race.
00:29:26Hey, you make sure you find any more of this,
00:29:27you bring it straight to me, eh?
00:29:33Straight to me.
00:29:35Okay?
00:29:39Boy, quick, Dad's on the boat!
00:29:41Keep digging.
00:29:43Where's he going?
00:29:45You're lazy.
00:29:49It's not really a gang.
00:29:51There's only three of them.
00:29:53Hey!
00:29:54Mum, it's me, Alamang.
00:29:56I'm good.
00:29:57I'm home.
00:29:58Why, how are you?
00:30:00Hey, I got you a present.
00:30:02It's a type of oven.
00:30:03Only rich people have them.
00:30:06When are you getting home, there's all these kids here.
00:30:09Yeah, we're getting on great.
00:30:13Hey, um...
00:30:14Do you think I could borrow some money?
00:30:17I'm just a bit broke at the moment.
00:30:20Ah, it's not fair, man.
00:30:21These kids get more than we ever got.
00:30:24Oh, I know it's not a competition.
00:30:27Never said it was.
00:30:28Eh?
00:30:29You grow up.
00:30:32I will spend more time with those boys.
00:30:38Quality time.
00:31:00Good, look at the skin under here.
00:31:03Black as night.
00:31:04You must be part of her,
00:31:05because...
00:31:05Shit, everyone, I think Michael Jackson moved her town.
00:31:10quality time.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:45What's your name, Holden? Is it? Cheers.
00:32:00Man, I mean, E.T. is one of the ugliest buggers I've ever seen. Big googly eyes, long neck.
00:32:07But you know what? On his home planet, he probably looks normal.
00:32:14Hey, what's that kid doing out here?
00:32:24Rocky!
00:32:26What are you up to?
00:32:29Does he actually know how to speak?
00:32:33Rocky!
00:32:34What are you doing, you egg?
00:32:37Clean.
00:32:38Well, Rocky, come on, man. We're gonna go to the beach. Come with us.
00:32:46I'll help you, egg!
00:32:48Come on!
00:33:00Cool.
00:33:02Is this good, what we're doing?
00:33:05Quality time.
00:33:16It's nice here. I like the waves. They're romantic.
00:33:21To do my meat here.
00:33:23Nah. We met at school when we were kids.
00:33:28Well, even then, I knew she was the one.
00:33:31Oi, you got a girlfriend.
00:33:33Oh, there's this girl that really likes me a lot.
00:33:37But I don't know if I wanna, you know, get involved.
00:33:42Well, don't get her pregnant, that's all.
00:33:44It's the number one rule.
00:33:45Hey, you can show her your dick, feel her tit.
00:33:49I'd be happy if you just got a hickey.
00:33:51If you don't have a kid, I don't wanna be a koro just yet.
00:33:54Oh, hickey.
00:33:56Well, if she ain't gonna touch you looking like that, man, you wanna dress up a little.
00:34:00Like me.
00:34:02Can I be on the crazy horses one day?
00:34:05Oh, you're a bit young, man.
00:34:08It's more of an adults gang.
00:34:10We don't muck around with toys and games.
00:34:13Maybe when you're older.
00:34:15Come on.
00:34:17Gear up.
00:34:18We're going over the top.
00:34:23Let's get a mint!
00:34:25John!
00:34:26John!
00:34:53It's buried treasure!
00:34:55What?
00:34:57Bare treasure, man.
00:34:59Like a pirate's treasure.
00:35:02Like gold.
00:35:04Yeah!
00:35:05What better?
00:35:06Money!
00:35:07How much?
00:35:08About a million dollars.
00:35:10What happens if we find it?
00:35:11Then we're out of here.
00:35:12Buy a house in the city.
00:35:15Buy a big car.
00:35:17Buy some dolphins.
00:35:19Probably just up in tuxedos all the time, too.
00:35:22But I wanna go to the city.
00:35:25I bet there's even a swimming pool.
00:35:27I can swim in the sea.
00:35:28Come on, then.
00:35:29Meanwhile, me and dad will be relaxing in our swimming pool.
00:35:33Riding dolphins and drinking cocktails.
00:35:35And you better not tell anyone or I'll knock your bloody block off.
00:35:38Come on.
00:35:58This party's dead.
00:36:00It's not a party egg.
00:36:01It's a get-together.
00:36:03There's a difference.
00:36:04Rial, what was a party you'd know about?
00:36:07Whatever.
00:36:12Rocky.
00:36:13Oh, dear.
00:36:15There you are.
00:36:16Good time?
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:20Yeah, your haircut seems to be a bit of a hit.
00:36:24You want a little sip of beer?
00:36:26Yeah.
00:36:27Little one.
00:36:29Good?
00:36:31Yep.
00:36:33Eleven, eh?
00:36:34That's pretty young for your first sip.
00:36:37Oh.
00:36:38If you find any more of that stuff, you can bring it to me, eh?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:45And...
00:36:46Can you stop calling me dad?
00:36:50Sounds weird.
00:36:51Besides, we're more like bros, you and me.
00:36:55You know, what shall I call you?
00:36:56I don't know, what do you reckon?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:01Maybe.
00:37:04What about...
00:37:05Shogun?
00:37:07I like that.
00:37:08What shogun?
00:37:09Samurai master.
00:37:10Like a commander.
00:37:12He rules the samurais.
00:37:14Like an arki?
00:37:15Yeah, but he's a samurai.
00:37:17Samurais are better.
00:37:22Shogun.
00:37:22Yeah, that sounds good.
00:37:26Someone should call me?
00:37:28I don't know.
00:37:29Little shogun.
00:37:30That'd be funny.
00:37:41Hey, boy.
00:37:45Hey, boys.
00:37:46Come in, come in, come in.
00:37:48Here, have a seat.
00:37:49I'll sit down.
00:37:50Take your food.
00:37:51Nah, nah, nah.
00:37:51Call me shogun.
00:38:04I want you that day.
00:38:06Making friends.
00:38:08I know what me.
00:38:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:38:12Hey, you know how to speak.
00:38:15Hey.
00:38:16Boy, you're gonna make dinner.
00:38:18We're hungry.
00:38:19Do I look like your bloody mother?
00:38:22Make you rain.
00:38:23Take your drink.
00:38:24Take your drink.
00:38:25I'm so full here.
00:38:26I'm sick of your kids hassling me.
00:38:30You're hurting me.
00:38:31Chill out, baby.
00:38:33Chill out, baby.
00:38:34Chill out, baby.
00:38:34Hey, chill out.
00:38:35I'm too sorry, you old man.
00:38:40Hey, come in there, son.
00:38:45Here's a real man, mate.
00:38:46This is a real man.
00:38:47I like you two eggs.
00:38:50Hey, my son, my best friend.
00:38:52My main man.
00:38:54Am I the main man?
00:38:56Who's this three main men?
00:38:58Who's that the three main men?
00:39:00Who's that the two egg men?
00:39:02Oh, that's you, man.
00:39:06Oh, come on.
00:39:07Come on, man.
00:39:13Oh, man, I wish it was my thing.
00:39:16I'm gonna be a crazy horse, too.
00:39:18I'm gonna be a crazy horse, too.
00:39:19What's my name?
00:39:20Sugar!
00:39:21I'm the sugar!
00:39:24I'm the sugar!
00:39:26I'm the sugar!
00:39:27I'm the sugar!
00:39:44I'm the sugar!
00:39:47Heidi!
00:39:48Mihaly knows you.
00:39:48I'm the butter of coffee.
00:39:53You know I'm go,
00:39:55an water,
00:40:08honey.
00:40:10The sugar!
00:40:12I'm flour!
00:40:14but I want to pesos one.
00:40:18I was just wondering if you would like to come for a ride in my dad's cool car.
00:40:26What?
00:40:27What?
00:40:29What?
00:40:32What?
00:40:32What?
00:40:32What?
00:40:33What?
00:40:33What?
00:40:33What?
00:40:34What?
00:40:34What?
00:40:34What?
00:40:37What?
00:40:41What?
00:40:44What?
00:40:46What?
00:40:46What?
00:40:48What?
00:40:48I'm bored.
00:41:02Well, you can see my dick, but I need to learn to get you pregnant, you fucking asshole.
00:41:27I got a hooky.
00:41:29I got a hooky.
00:41:31Rain.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I got a hooky.
00:41:36Rain.
00:41:36I got a hooky.
00:41:42I'm not by, I'm over.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:49What?
00:41:52Missed away, bro?
00:41:54Go boy.
00:41:54That's it, that's the one.
00:41:56Find my shit so I can get the hell out of here.
00:41:59Good slave.
00:42:05I wasn't really expecting a hickey.
00:42:08Oh, well, it just came.
00:42:10Saw my neck.
00:42:12Happened.
00:42:13So you know the problem.
00:42:15You know, I'm blocking.
00:42:19Oh, no.
00:42:24You know, I'm blocking.
00:42:32You know, I'm blocking.
00:43:09Stop waiting, man.
00:43:10Just so stupid.
00:43:11It's as hot.
00:43:15Fuck.
00:43:16Mean ass tits.
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:21And now it's your turn.
00:43:23What?
00:43:24Don't worry, man.
00:43:26You'll get the kids' version.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34No more.
00:43:35Oh my God.
00:43:36Oh my God.
00:43:37Oh my God.
00:43:38Oh my God.
00:43:39Oh my God.
00:43:43Oh my God.
00:43:50No way, poor Javimus.
00:43:54Probably can't even drive anyway.
00:43:55Because if you can, egg.
00:43:57What happened to your head?
00:43:59It's a haircut.
00:44:01It's the latest style.
00:44:03It's late, all right.
00:44:05All right, come on in then.
00:44:08This car smells like marijuana.
00:44:11You shouldn't smoke that.
00:44:12You'll end up like all the rest of them dopeheads around here.
00:44:15Laughing at nothing and crying at everything.
00:44:18Where you been anyway? Ain't seen you in ages.
00:44:20Hanging with the old man.
00:44:23So who are you here with?
00:44:24My mum.
00:44:25She's playing the pokies.
00:44:27She wouldn't earn anything.
00:44:28Nah.
00:44:29She reckons it's better to risk your money on something big.
00:44:32Be real poor.
00:44:33Instead of sitting around being a bit poor.
00:44:37Far, you'll be missing out on all the fun.
00:44:40We pushed Murray off the wharf yesterday.
00:44:42Didn't got time for that good stuff.
00:44:45I'm working.
00:44:45Trying to get out of this dump.
00:44:49When are you guys leaving?
00:44:52Dunno.
00:44:52When my dad's free, I guess.
00:44:54But he's a busy man.
00:44:56They always are.
00:45:00Oh, well.
00:45:01Looks like we lost.
00:45:03How do you know?
00:45:04Because we're going home.
00:45:09See ya.
00:45:10Dope head.
00:45:17Weirdo.
00:45:18Do you feel sleepy yet?
00:45:21No.
00:45:26My powers must be stink.
00:45:29Maybe powers don't work on everyone.
00:45:33Well, who then?
00:45:38Well, please, Mum.
00:45:39I just need a little bit of money till I find my money.
00:45:41I can't wait for you.
00:45:42I've got places to be.
00:45:43And don't expect me to take them kids.
00:45:45They're too young to be crazy horses.
00:45:48My gang.
00:45:50Me and my two mates.
00:45:52But that's not the point.
00:45:53We're renegades.
00:45:54Strictly no kids allowed.
00:45:56Well, yeah, well, you obviously know nothing about gangs.
00:45:59So this conversation's over, OK?
00:46:00I won't be here when you get home.
00:46:19Joseph!
00:46:20Joseph!
00:46:21Take me with you!
00:46:29Joseph!
00:46:38Hey, where'd he go?
00:46:40Is he coming back?
00:46:42I don't want to live here.
00:46:56Can I have a gun?
00:46:58No.
00:46:59You need muscle to do this.
00:47:00And anyway, this is a man's way.
00:47:04You're not a man.
00:47:06Technically, I am.
00:47:07And you are not.
00:47:09Go on!
00:47:10Piss off!
00:47:16Piss off!
00:47:21Thank you!
00:47:22I am.
00:48:42Bye.
00:48:43Bye.
00:48:43Bye.
00:48:43Bye.
00:48:44Bye.
00:48:45They're a rat.
00:48:46A rat!
00:48:49Potential not now manifest or showing signs of existence or activity.
00:49:04What the hell?
00:49:10Watch out, young girl!
00:49:34Let's go.
00:49:36Here we are, you're supposed to be.
00:49:48Now, how many hospitals can I get for $5, eh?
00:49:52$5 in the real world or Monopoly land?
00:49:58Thanks, boy.
00:49:59Don't call me that anymore.
00:50:00What, boy?
00:50:01Yeah, I don't like it.
00:50:03What about Fonzie?
00:50:06Just call me Little Shogun.
00:50:09Thanks Little Shogun.
00:50:10Thanks Little Shogun.
00:50:11Thanks Little Shogun.
00:50:12Thanks Little Shogun.
00:50:12Thanks Little Fonzie.
00:50:14Oh, you look like Michael Jackson in that jacket.
00:50:17Yeah, bro.
00:50:18School from the old man.
00:50:20There's Holden and Chardonnay.
00:50:21They're going out now.
00:50:22They've been French kids singing everything.
00:50:24Yeah, they've been passing at the beach, on a horse, at the back of the shop.
00:50:28Well, I heard they were passing at the dump too.
00:50:31So?
00:50:32Passions for kids.
00:50:34Anyway, I'm not here for long.
00:50:36I'm gonna be moving soon.
00:50:38Hey, boy.
00:50:39Well, well, well.
00:50:40Look at this cheeky fella.
00:50:42Fah, you got your patch already?
00:50:45Of course, of course.
00:50:46Shogun sees after drinking a gumboot full of beer before I can get one.
00:50:49He doesn't want you in our gang no more.
00:50:51He pissed them off.
00:50:53What did I do?
00:50:54I don't know.
00:50:55But don't come back to the clubhouse or he'll kill you.
00:50:59How's Sharon A?
00:51:00She's cool.
00:51:01I know she is.
00:51:02Cause I already wrote to them.
00:51:03What?
00:51:04Bull.
00:51:05Straight up.
00:51:06My dad's car.
00:51:07Fah, she was gone.
00:51:10Are you lying?
00:51:11I wanna ask her then?
00:51:12Go on then.
00:51:13She's a liar anyway.
00:51:14And if I sit around my pad again,
00:51:17I'm gonna make you drink a gumboot full of knuckles and sandwiches, boy.
00:51:24Oh, shit.
00:51:31Oi!
00:51:33Just take him.
00:51:36Regan.
00:51:36He came back.
00:51:37Look.
00:51:38Look what I found.
00:51:40Take it off.
00:51:42Take it off.
00:51:43Take it off.
00:51:46Who said you could steal my jacket?
00:51:48Nobody.
00:51:49That's right.
00:51:49Nobody.
00:51:49Now, where'd you get that ice block?
00:51:51Eh?
00:51:52Where'd you get the money for the ice block?
00:51:53Answer me.
00:51:54Where'd you get that ice block from?
00:51:55Tell me!
00:51:57What the hell is your problem, bro?
00:51:59What's wrong with you?
00:52:00I'm teaching him a lesson.
00:52:02Well, he's fine.
00:52:03You're the one who needs to sort it out, bro.
00:52:04He needs to learn about not stealing.
00:52:07You are such a frickin' egg.
00:52:08Oh, you are.
00:52:09You are a major egg.
00:52:10The hell did she see in you, eh?
00:52:12I shot your face.
00:52:13Still a bloody nuisance.
00:52:14I know you are.
00:52:15I said you are.
00:52:16What am I?
00:52:20How do you get that ice block from home?
00:52:27No, I'm asleep.
00:52:35Come.
00:52:35Oh, boy.
00:52:36Come here, I've got my ass block.
00:52:42There you go.
00:52:43Let it go.
00:52:43O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.
00:56:56Hey!
00:56:59Hey!
00:57:03Hey!
00:57:04Where are the doorknobs?
00:57:14Al, stop cooking the doorknobs.
00:57:17Shush.
00:57:19Oh, I'm telling.
00:57:29What's going on in me?
00:57:30What's their smell?
00:57:32Doorknobs.
00:57:32Bacon.
00:57:33Bacon.
00:57:35Even though he's hideous as, he's still got some cool powers.
00:57:38He's got this light in his stomach.
00:57:41I don't really know what it's for.
00:57:43But when he's happy, it gets bright as.
00:57:46And the best thing about him is his finger.
00:57:49And it can heal all wounds.
00:57:51Be it a gash or a cut on your neck.
00:57:55Heartache.
00:57:57He's really good.
00:57:59Well, he'll fix that up.
00:58:00No problem.
00:58:03Want anything to mute?
00:58:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:58:05We're just digging for fun now, eh, Rocky?
00:58:12Hey, um, Shagan.
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:14What if it's gone?
00:58:16What?
00:58:17The, um, treasure.
00:58:18What if someone's taken it?
00:58:20Who?
00:58:21Who?
00:58:24Who, man?
00:58:24I'll fucking kill them.
00:58:25I don't know.
00:58:26Where's my money?
00:58:34It's not fair, man.
00:58:36It's not fair.
00:58:39It's a K-Shagan.
00:58:42We can't find it.
00:58:44We just need some time.
00:58:48No more time, mate.
00:58:49Let's go.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:59:16You can't.
00:59:38Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, hurry up, move it, fucking
00:59:42move it, come on.
00:59:57Come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:00:05Any bags we're going to need?
01:00:06When he attacks me, hold up.
01:00:13Good to go.
01:00:22Come on in.
01:00:30What are you doing here?
01:00:32I'm a liar.
01:00:33He's my dad, too.
01:00:35You see?
01:00:36You should have stayed at home.
01:00:37But I want to get to know him.
01:00:39Why?
01:00:40Because he's here.
01:00:43I'm like him.
01:00:44I'm like him more than you.
01:00:45Me and him have the most potential.
01:00:48What's that?
01:00:49If you don't know it, you ain't got it.
01:00:52That's what makes me cool and you an egg.
01:00:57How did you get it?
01:00:59You get it when you're born.
01:01:00It's too late for you.
01:01:02Sorry.
01:01:03I'm like, oh my god.
01:01:15I'm so crazy.
01:01:16I'm not really a god.
01:01:16YouSa Waitice I had no idea.
01:01:17You're a good.
01:01:20You're a good.
01:01:21Hey.
01:01:21He's got it.
01:01:22I've had to catch her.
01:01:23I won't eat you.
01:01:24You're a good.
01:01:24You're a good.
01:01:24You're a good IL.
01:01:29More expensive.
01:01:31You're like, ah.
01:01:33Let's go.
01:02:01Let's go.
01:02:36Let's go.
01:03:01That was cool.
01:03:04Hey, I mean, that's what it's all about, eh, boys?
01:03:07What's what all about?
01:03:08We got our asses kicked.
01:03:09What fight were you in, man?
01:03:11We landed some good hits.
01:03:12Like when you smashed his boot with your nose.
01:03:15Oh, you focus on the negative then?
01:03:16Hey, boy, you saw?
01:03:18It was a good fight, eh?
01:03:19Go on, tell them who won that fight, boy.
01:03:22I don't know.
01:03:23What do you mean you don't know?
01:03:24What do you know?
01:03:26Nothing.
01:03:27We'll get more members.
01:03:28Hundreds.
01:03:29We'll come back.
01:03:31Smash no more.
01:03:32What do you mean, miss?
01:03:33The three of us couldn't smash anyone.
01:03:35This game's all shit.
01:03:36You're out of a gang.
01:03:38I don't want you in a gang.
01:03:39That'd only be you.
01:03:40That's not really a gang, bro.
01:03:41That's all I need.
01:03:42Me.
01:03:43I am the crazy horses.
01:03:45I'm the shogun.
01:03:47I'm all alone on this planet.
01:03:49Shit, man, I'm eating.
01:03:50Put your eyes on the road.
01:03:51You're not like me.
01:03:52All right?
01:03:53Everybody blaming me for some shit.
01:03:55This is not a man's shogun.
01:03:57Jesus.
01:04:03What the fuck was that?
01:04:04Fuck, bro.
01:04:05Well, it was a dog, wasn't it?
01:04:06He nearly fucking killed us.
01:04:07What was that?
01:04:08I don't know.
01:04:09I think it was a dog.
01:04:10It wasn't a dog.
01:04:14Oh, you stop right there and get back in this car.
01:04:17It's just a stupid dog, man.
01:04:19Oh, come on, man.
01:04:20Someone just let a dog out and just got on the road and nearly killed us.
01:04:22It was your dangerous driving, man.
01:04:23Shut up.
01:04:25Oh, come on, man.
01:04:27Get back in the car, eh?
01:04:28Shit, we've got to go.
01:04:29We've got to pack, man.
01:04:30We're leaving tomorrow.
01:04:32Yeah, we're going to the city.
01:04:34It's your whole first thing when we get there, too.
01:04:36I'm taking you to see Michael Jackson.
01:04:38I'm taking you to see Michael Jackson.
01:04:39Why?
01:04:43Come on, man.
01:04:47No.
01:04:48It's just this stupid dog.
01:05:11I don't know.
01:05:37You're welcome.
01:05:49You say thank you, Leif.
01:05:51You say thank you.
01:05:56You're all right, Leif.
01:06:29You say thank you.
01:06:40Are we going to the city now?
01:07:22No.
01:07:24No.
01:07:25No.
01:07:25No.
01:07:37No.
01:07:38Oh, you're just chopping me.
01:07:39Oh, shit.
01:07:41Shut up!
01:07:42What do you mean, man?
01:07:43I don't know.
01:07:44I don't chop as well I did for you.
01:07:46I am a friend.
01:07:48Huh?
01:07:49Hey, Chuck, you think you're doing this?
01:07:50Fuck!
01:07:52You pissed me all the way!
01:07:53Fuck you!
01:07:54Come on, come on, Ken, son.
01:07:55Hurry up!
01:07:57Fuck you, everybody!
01:08:00You're not crazy, awesome, friend!
01:08:05Stop!
01:08:10No, don't wanna die!
01:08:14Get down!
01:08:16Come on!
01:08:17Don't!
01:08:19Fucking fudge!
01:08:22Uh...
01:08:23Steve!
01:08:24Oh, shit!
01:08:30Shit!
01:08:31You're running away!
01:08:35Oh, shit!
01:13:00That's enough, man.
01:13:02Okay?
01:13:03Okay.
01:13:05Okay.
01:13:14I thought I was like you.
01:15:39Did he really go to Japan?
01:15:42Yeah, he's trying to be a samurai.
01:15:44They don't just let anyone in either.
01:15:47You've got to be one of them true professionals.
01:15:56Chere, boy.
01:15:58Hey, Rocky.
01:16:00Chere, babe.
01:16:01Chere, Elmari.
01:16:02Chere, Baba.
01:16:03Tane.
01:16:04Chere.
01:16:05So what have you guys been up to?
01:16:07Just our mahi.
01:16:08We're self-employed now.
01:16:09What's our dog?
01:16:10Chuck your mother, those cows.
01:16:34We're going.

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