Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed Season 1 Episode 1
Dive into the chaotic world where deadlines loom and life throws curveballs! Experience the whirlwind of a newsroom under pressure, where a tenacious journalist battles to meet an impossible deadline. Witness the intricate dance of personal and professional life as relationships are tested, and ambition clashes with reality.
Explore the humor and heart in unexpected places as characters navigate the complexities of love, work, and self-discovery. From the exhilaration of chasing a groundbreaking story to the quiet moments of human connection, this is a journey of resilience and the pursuit of happiness.
Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and sharp wit. Can our protagonist conquer the challenges ahead and emerge victorious?
#NewsroomDrama #DeadlinePressure #CareerGoals
Dive into the chaotic world where deadlines loom and life throws curveballs! Experience the whirlwind of a newsroom under pressure, where a tenacious journalist battles to meet an impossible deadline. Witness the intricate dance of personal and professional life as relationships are tested, and ambition clashes with reality.
Explore the humor and heart in unexpected places as characters navigate the complexities of love, work, and self-discovery. From the exhilaration of chasing a groundbreaking story to the quiet moments of human connection, this is a journey of resilience and the pursuit of happiness.
Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and sharp wit. Can our protagonist conquer the challenges ahead and emerge victorious?
#NewsroomDrama #DeadlinePressure #CareerGoals
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00:00I'm gonna murder that guy. I'm gonna chop him up into tiny little pieces, and then I'm gonna glue those
00:04pieces back together, reanimate him, and chop him up again.
00:06No, you're not, Paula.
00:08Yeah, probably not. It's, like, a ton of work.
00:10Yeah, logistically speaking, it'd be, like, a lot of work, like, bone glue and, like, those weird clamps, and...
00:17Who watches cable TV, anyway?
00:19Can you please, like, stop and just, come on, have a beer with me?
00:23I've got too much to do.
00:25I'll fall asleep. I'm old and broken.
00:28You are not old.
00:28Well, I am broken.
00:31How's this look?
00:33Trev.
00:34What?
00:35This?
00:35The goat is too small.
00:37Really?
00:38It's a small goat, yeah.
00:39Oh, okay.
00:41Small goat.
00:43I need to get this place set up, or else Carl's not gonna let Hazel sleep here.
00:48That's crazy.
00:50My ex's lawyer is, like, super aggressive, and mine got his job because he's good at softball.
00:54Relax, yeah.
00:56You're doing great.
00:57Well, that, that is untrue.
00:59No, it is true.
01:01You just have to push through this beginning.
01:03Beginnings are always the hardest part, right?
01:05No.
01:06Endings are the hardest part.
01:08Beginnings are, you know, full promise.
01:11Like, maybe, I don't know, just this one time, instead of getting fisted by the giant puppeteer
01:17in the sky, I'll, like, find love or happiness.
01:21Maybe even just a $20 bill on the ground, right?
01:24But then, if this is the good, happy part of my life, I might as well just cut it short
01:29and take a bath with a toaster.
01:32No.
01:33If I could even find it.
01:34No, no toasters.
01:36It's possible I'm being dramatic.
01:39I think so, yeah.
01:42Thank you for listening.
01:43Of course.
01:49Oh, shit.
01:50I hate to do this, but we've only got, like, six minutes left.
01:54Already?
01:55Yeah.
01:56Unless, uh, you want another hour?
01:58Can we make six minutes work?
02:00Paula.
02:01Come on, six minutes?
02:02Six minutes is, like, a lifetime.
02:05Do you know how fast I can get you off?
02:11Poor guy is suffocating down there.
02:14Better let him breathe.
02:22I'm going to make you feel so good, Paula.
02:25Because you deserve it.
02:29Hey, come on, take your clothes off.
02:31I want to see your body.
02:33Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tick, tock, tick,
02:41Oh, my God, you're so hot.
02:43Oh, you're so hot.
02:44Oh, no.
02:45You're young and strong and smooth like a dolphin, snide the clothes.
02:50Ah, you look fucking gorgeous.
02:53Are you ready for this?
02:55Yes.
02:56Oh, fuck.
03:00Here.
03:02Oh, me.
03:04Oh, me.
03:06Oh, me.
03:08Oh, me.
03:09Oh, me.
03:44I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this, I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this, I ain't freaking, I ain't faking
03:50this, shut up and let me go, hey!
04:03There's my baby. Hi mama. Hi Hazel. I really want to sleep over at your new apartment, but dad says
04:08I can't yet.
04:09Oh, you totally can. No, tomorrow night. It's gonna be so hot.
04:14We need to do the banana dance. We need to do the banana dance.
04:17Oh my god, I was born to banana dance. You know, I can do all the tropical fruits. I can
04:22mango, I can pineapple.
04:27Oh, I gotta go.
04:29Hey P, can I please get any fact checks on that story, like, now?
04:33Oh, well, I mean, it's 3,000 words and I just, just, just got it.
04:36Yes, but somebody is always late on a deadline.
04:39Excuse me?
04:39J.K., J.K.
04:41He is on to a major story, though, so we have to move.
04:43People want to read about the senators' improprieties. They don't care about precise deeds.
04:47Okay, yeah, totally get it, but just in terms of, uh, fact-checking, there's some problematic deeds.
04:52What?
04:52Well, like, she says she took the A train to get to his office. The A train doesn't even go
04:57there.
04:57She took A train. It's truth E. Help us, Paula.
05:00She took a train.
05:01Look, Paula, I know you have the highest standards, but it's no good if we finish second.
05:04You've asked for a bigger role here, yes?
05:06Yes.
05:06We all agree this department needs a leader.
05:09And I'm totally ready for that.
05:10Yeah. Management is looking at outside candidates. I have been pushing for you.
05:15Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
05:16Don't thank me. Just show everyone you are who I hope you are.
05:20We need this article by end of day. Do you feel me?
05:22You are felt.
05:31Hey, P. You are felt?
05:35What a deeply weird thing to say.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Were you trying to be sarcastic or, like, kiss her ass?
05:40Neither of them worked, by the way.
05:42No.
05:42Because if you want to kiss her ass, you would hide your anger better.
05:45Yeah.
05:45Like, we really hope you become our boss.
05:48I don't really hope that you become our boss.
05:51And then if you would be sarcastic, you would, like, change your inflection a bit more.
05:54We really hope you would become our boss.
05:56You have to change your inflection.
05:58Could you please go back to work?
06:00Come on, Paula. We're just, uh, JK-ing.
06:03Paula, we're just JK-ing.
06:04It's Susie. It's a Susie impression because of a crash.
06:06Yeah, because of the British accent.
06:07Up yours, Rudy.
06:08Okay.
06:10Putting it up there.
06:11Love ya.
06:29Guys, I want to move my gator, but we need more cha-ching in those chats, you know?
06:35We want to see our tips.
06:36We need to see your tips.
06:38Beautifully put, Skye.
06:39We want fancy sushi for lunch.
06:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:42We want an invitation crab.
06:43We want crab crab.
06:45Guys, remember, I do private video chats as well, so, you know, you can turn your camera on, too.
06:55Just put the request in.
06:56Oh, my God.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:46Hey.
07:48Hey.
07:49Good looking.
07:50How you doing?
07:52Good.
07:53I thought we were having dinner together.
08:01My mom is the exact opposite place.
08:04Super traditional.
08:06Oh, she's like a big fan of Barbara Bush.
08:10You know, we had, like, a farm with animals and everything.
08:13Really?
08:13Yeah.
08:14You were looking at the blue ribbon winner for my pig at the county fair.
08:19No, you're fucking with me.
08:21No, you're fucking with me.
08:32It's true.
08:32Honestly.
08:33I just didn't think I'd be here, you know?
08:36Like, I'm supposed to have it all figured out.
08:40And I'm a mess.
08:42I have you and a third grader to talk to.
08:46Like, I'm barely treading water.
08:48That's good company.
08:50Also, you're saying treading water, like, like, it's a bad thing.
08:53But, I mean, treading water is what you do to keep from drowning.
08:57I did get a certificate in Girl Scouts for treading water.
09:01You are so smart and funny and sexy as hell.
09:10Yo.
09:10Uh, coming!
09:13Uh, hold on one second, okay?
09:15Wait, who did somebody just-
09:15I don't know.
09:17Door.
09:21Help me!
09:28Go away!
09:31Get the fuck outta here!
09:33Get the fuck out of here!
09:34Get the fuck out!
09:35Stop!
09:36Hey God!
09:36Oh my god!
09:38All right, help me!
09:40Hey, leave him!
09:45Leave him alone!
09:47Leave him alone!
09:50Oh my god!
09:51Uh, I'm filming! I'm filming!
09:54Stop it!
09:55Leave him alone!
09:57What do you want?
09:58Oh, my God!
10:03I'm filming you, motherfucker!
10:07Go see me.
10:13Leave him alone!
10:17Stop it!
10:18Go see me.
10:23And, just to clarify, this was all during an internet sexting, ma'am?
10:29Uh, what does that have to do with anything?
10:31Respectfully, I'm only asking because I think it may be fake.
10:34What do you mean it's fake?
10:36Fake, like, not real.
10:40But I don't want to diminish your experience.
10:44Let's play it out, say it happened.
10:45Sure, why not? For a goof.
10:47Do you know where he lives?
10:48No.
10:50No.
10:52Okay, so he could be in Romania, for all we know.
10:55No, he's in America.
10:58Uh, East Coast time, because we would make plans and just say one, not, like, one East Coast time.
11:04And, uh, uh, and North East, because we had the same weather.
11:10I feel like he's local.
11:12Okay, sure.
11:14Still, if he was assaulted, um, we wouldn't know where exactly to send police officers.
11:22And, uh, uh, another possibility is that, as I said earlier, this could be fake.
11:26A scam.
11:27Scan.
11:30You said you had your camera on. You could see him?
11:32Yep.
11:33Okay, so he could have recorded you.
11:36So, are you married?
11:41I'm divorced.
11:43Me too.
11:44Love isn't about getting yelled at all weekend.
11:47Assuming he did record you, he could blackmail you.
11:51No, he wouldn't do that.
11:52Okay, um, and maybe, maybe you didn't know him.
11:59Maybe it was all an act.
12:01I mean, you pay a fee, you get some tenderness.
12:04Just because he does this kind of work doesn't mean he's a bad person.
12:07It's not.
12:09But, still, this isn't the first time we've seen this kind of scam.
12:13And if it's that, tonight, maybe, tomorrow, you're gonna get a call.
12:18Does he have your number?
12:19Yeah.
12:20May want to change that.
12:21Anyway, he's gonna tell you a sob story.
12:23Like, he's in debt to some bad dudes or something like that,
12:27and if he could get ten, maybe twenty grand, he can be free.
12:30If he calls, hang up.
12:31Don't engage.
12:32These people are very good.
12:34They know how to pick their marks.
12:35Well, either you're wrong, or I'm a fucking idiot.
12:39No, no, you're a human being.
12:42A lot of garbage out there trying to make money off that.
12:45Good people, they're like magnets.
12:52And sometimes, they attract trouble some things.
13:01Help! Help! Help!
13:03Help!
13:03Help! Help! Help! Help!
13:13Jesus.
13:20Hello.
13:21Hey, Paula. How are ya?
13:22Yeah. Uh, you're my lawyer. You tell me.
13:26Ah, you've been better.
13:27Looks like Carl's team now wants to see Hazel's bedroom.
13:31Really?
13:32Nah, it'll be fine. Nothing's gonna be easy with these guys.
13:34It all boils down to Carl wants to move. You don't want him to.
13:36Well, I'm seeing Hazel this afternoon, so I can get the whole story.
13:40No, you won't.
13:41Avoid conflict. Let me handle it.
13:43Hazel's friends are here. Her school's here.
13:45What's going on with the promotion?
13:47They haven't said anything official, but it seems good.
13:50Okay. Stable job. Newly promoted.
13:52Role model for Hazel. I wish you were my mom.
13:54Uh, anything else going on?
13:56Nope.
13:59Coming!
14:00Hey.
14:01Hi.
14:01Hazel will be right down. She's just watching Human Centipede.
14:04Or is it Minions? Minions is the one where they're sewn together, right?
14:07Uh, I think that's the stigma of me.
14:10Do you want to come in?
14:11Mm.
14:13It'll be just a minute.
14:13Okay.
14:14You can stay out here if you want.
14:15I don't care. It's up to you.
14:16It's hot.
14:17Yeah.
14:17She told you she wants to try, uh, ice hockey, co-ed.
14:20I said, no.
14:21Oh.
14:22It's not gonna happen.
14:22Good, good.
14:23Well, practice is at 5 a.m.
14:25Five.
14:25Yeah.
14:26Who does that?
14:27Oh, I don't know. Like, way better parents than us.
14:30That's why our class is great, because we get to sleep in and she doesn't have her teeth knocked out.
14:35Yeah, art is better than hockey.
14:37That's right.
14:39Ooh.
14:40Hmm.
14:41A little early, huh?
14:42Oh, we're celebrating. Now I just signed a new client, so it's good news.
14:45Yeah, but that's also really lovely of you to comment on my behavior.
14:48I'm not commenting.
14:50There's no comment.
14:52Hazel! Let's go, bud.
14:57Nice.
15:00Carl, does it have to be Boise? I'm not moving to Idaho.
15:03You might like it.
15:04Oh, yeah. I'll grow the county's biggest potato and I'll become mayor by accident.
15:09Come on.
15:11I'd vote for you. I like a big potato.
15:13You're making it ugly and it doesn't have to be.
15:17Like, can you just think about it, please, for one second?
15:21Let's not do this right now like this, please.
15:24Think about her for one second.
15:27How's the house?
15:29You know it's an apartment. And it's fucking dreamy.
15:32Great.
15:33Yeah, it's...
15:36Hey, look, I'm not saying this to start a fight, but I know how bad you want to see Hazel
15:39over the holiday.
15:40It's just impossible and it's not going to work.
15:42You can't do me one favor?
15:44I can't do you this favor.
15:49I'm gonna, uh, wait in the car until her movie's done, okay?
15:53Okay.
15:53Just send her out when she's done.
15:55You got it.
15:57Squeeze that lemon and make that juice.
15:59Take it up, you got no excuse.
16:01Hands up high.
16:03Move your body now.
16:04Don't be shy.
16:06Oh, wow.
16:07I'll make them go bananas.
16:09I'll make them go bananas.
16:11I'll make them go bananas.
16:15Yeah!
16:16We did it.
16:17That one was really good.
16:19Can I post it?
16:20I don't know.
16:21Are you ready to be super famous?
16:23I only have three followers, Mom.
16:25You, Dad, and Mal.
16:26Okay.
16:27I've got takeout pizza, but I could also make you a pasta with bolognese.
16:33Pizza.
16:34Pizza!
16:35Okay, but I am getting way better.
16:38I promise you.
16:40Okay.
16:40Okay, less watching and more making pizza into energy.
16:46Do it now!
16:50Mom?
16:51Yeah?
16:52You got that dumpling?
16:53Oh, I won't know for a bit, but thank you for asking, dumpling.
16:58I think you're going to get it.
16:59No.
17:00I know you're going to get it.
17:02Thank you so much.
17:07Hello!
17:08It's Paula.
17:09Paula, Paula, it's me.
17:11It's a trout.
17:15Paula?
17:16Just a sec, Hazelman.
17:18Yeah, you tell him, you know, because he didn't kidnap me.
17:20Seriously.
17:21My mom gave me all the money in the...
17:24She said, I'm sorry.
17:27I'm sorry.
17:28Not enough.
17:29No.
17:30Bummer.
17:30No, they're going to kill me.
17:35Please.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:46I'm sorry.
17:48Please.
17:48Please, Paula, help me.
17:50He's wired $50,000 or they're going to kill me.
18:06Trevor, just don't.
18:07Just stop.
18:08OK?
18:08Oh, listen up.
18:09You need to send $15,000 or he's dead.
18:12You hear me?
18:13He is dead.
18:15Ma!
18:17That's why I shot me!
18:19No!
18:23Detective Gonzalez.
18:25Hi, it's Paula Sanders.
18:26Um, we called her asking for money.
18:28What do we do?
18:29We ignore him.
18:30This is a nuisance, not a real crime.
18:32Uh, besides, we have nothing to go on.
18:34That's it?
18:35Listen, I'm sorry this happened to you.
18:37I have to run.
18:55Mom?
18:57Mom!
18:58They're going in the shower.
19:00Mom, somebody's calling you.
19:01Hazel.
19:02Hazel, don't answer it.
19:05Don't answer it, honey.
19:08Hello?
19:11Hazel!
19:12He said his name was Trevor, and he said he could call back.
19:15Why did you answer?
19:16I told you not to.
19:18Right?
19:21Hey, what did you do?
19:23Shh.
19:24It's OK.
19:24I'm sorry.
19:25It was my fault.
19:26My fault.
19:27Shh.
19:31She was really crying, Mom.
19:34Really?
19:35Yeah.
19:36It's a big cry.
19:38She's probably watching Bambi.
19:41No.
19:43No.
19:50I love you.
19:52Have so much fun.
19:54And remember, do not poop your pants.
19:56OK.
19:56No promises.
19:57I love you.
19:58Bye.
19:59Paula.
20:00Paula.
20:01So, I know you said no, but the soccer team still needs a second coach.
20:05Uh-huh.
20:05I do it, but I ran out of Xanax.
20:07Just kidding.
20:07I have so much Xanax.
20:09But I'm already organizing a dance fundraiser, and it is sapping my will to live.
20:12Uh, uh, I...
20:14I never said no.
20:15Oh.
20:16No.
20:16Carl said you weren't interested.
20:20Well, I am interested.
20:22Wait, really?
20:23Yeah.
20:24I'm so interested.
20:25I love...
20:26Soccer's my thing.
20:27Really?
20:27Yeah.
20:27Yay!
20:28Yeah, that's so fun.
20:29Thank God.
20:30Thank God.
20:30Thanks for asking.
20:31Yeah, yeah.
20:32So, the other coach is a dad, Steve.
20:34But don't worry, he's not a Steve.
20:36I'll grab the equipment for you.
20:38I'll be right back.
20:40Hey.
20:43Well, I heard everyone's downsizing their fact-checking departments.
20:46Thank you, AI.
20:48So, how's your link been?
20:49Tight as fuck.
20:50You?
20:50Oh, I don't have that shit.
20:51I deleted mine.
20:53Why?
20:54I'm gonna stand out by being harder to find.
20:56You know, like...
20:57Elusive.
20:58Kinda exclusive.
20:59Let me stop you there.
21:00That is...
21:00That's a terrible idea.
21:02Is it, though?
21:03Think about it for a second.
21:05Mmm.
21:06Still terrible.
21:09I just...
21:10disagree.
21:11We're fine.
21:11They'll never get rid of us.
21:18Hello.
21:19Paula.
21:21Paula, it's...
21:22It's me.
21:23How the fuck did you get this number?
21:27How the fuck did you get my fucking work number?
21:30Please.
21:32Please.
21:33Stop.
21:33Stop.
21:34Stop it.
21:35Okay?
21:36She's gonna kill me.
21:37I know it's a scam.
21:39Okay?
21:39I know it.
21:41After all the time we spend together, after everything that I shared with you, just admit it, Trevor.
21:47If that's even your real name.
21:48What does it matter?
21:56Either way, you need to pay.
21:59We know everything.
22:01Your job.
22:02Your ex's job.
22:03Cute little Hazel.
22:05We can destroy your life.
22:08I don't want that for you.
22:09I like you, Paula.
22:10You know that.
22:11Pay the money.
22:13Do it now.
22:18We can destroy your life.
22:21This is a lot of bread.
22:22This is an aggressive amount of bread.
22:24I wonder if too much bread is as annoying to, like, starving kids in Appalachia.
22:30Really?
22:31Because I don't want a loaf so big it looks like I have itty bitty baby hands.
22:35You're gonna food shame me?
22:35Do you guys ever watch porn?
22:40Did I hear- that was- that's a big change of subject from Paula.
22:46Like on the internet.
22:47As opposed to in a movie theater.
22:49I just read this really weird story where they said that they can scam you.
22:56Yeah, those sites have a lot of malware.
22:58Um, porn is kind of gross.
23:00Well, sex work isn't gross.
23:02I mean, people need to make a living.
23:03No, bro, I know.
23:05Hashtag sex work is work.
23:06We are all allies.
23:07But, like, the industry itself is pretty abusive.
23:09I don't know.
23:10I mean, my roommate has an OnlyFans.
23:12It's no big deal.
23:12Oh, you're a roommate now.
23:13Not your girlfriend.
23:14Oh.
23:15Well, we're just room-mixing them.
23:17Right.
23:17Because it's cooled off.
23:19If I only sleeps with you when it's thawed out.
23:21Just a room with air conditioning.
23:22You can be for free on.
23:29Are you okay, Paula?
23:30Yeah, fine.
23:33That's a lot of bread.
23:35Fuck.
24:02Alright, take a look at your fucking game.
24:12Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.
24:44Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
25:041, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 5, 6, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
25:25How come we never see the stars?
25:27Sorry, what's that?
25:28There's no stars.
25:29You can see the moon, but, like, that's it.
25:33Oh, yeah, it's because it's too bright.
25:36We have all these cars and street lights and stuff.
25:40Sometimes it just doesn't get dark enough to see the stars.
25:44That really sucks.
25:45Hey, watch it with the S-word.
25:47That is not the S-word.
25:50It's shit, right?
25:53Shit, shit.
25:55You know, I'm gonna take you camping one day.
25:57You won't believe how many stars you can see.
26:00Yeah, you can see so much more in the dark.
26:15I can see so much.
26:16I know it's great in the dark.
26:17Oh, God.
26:22Yeah, man.
26:23Mm-hmm.
26:27I can see so much as you can see.
26:27Well, I can't see so much of our colors and so much.
26:28It is so much.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:29This is hilarious.
26:29Oh, my God.
26:30Oh, my God.
26:31Oh, my God.
27:00I think I found him.
27:03Oh, Paula.
27:04No, no, no, no. You don't understand.
27:05No, I do.
27:07As we thought, it's a scam.
27:09He recorded you. He has your info.
27:12Okay? He can CSI, enhance, and use it against you.
27:15Exactly. And that's what I did to him.
27:17So he lives in Harding Park.
27:19He's in one of three houses across from Mr. Crabbe on Craft Avenue.
27:22It's right by the airport.
27:24See? So now what do we do?
27:26We continue to investigate.
27:28We're already doing everything we can, given the facts.
27:30You're doing everything you can.
27:32I just gave you exactly where he is.
27:37Can't you go check out the houses?
27:40Can't you do fucking anything?
27:42I am trying to explain to you how the system works.
27:47I am an officer of the law.
27:49I am not your gal, pal.
27:51This is the real world.
27:52I will continue to look into it.
27:56But as I've told you, change your number.
27:59Put one more barrier between you and him.
28:05We have three major stories in the coming weeks.
28:07So these are going to be really interesting.
28:09Can I just take that?
28:10Sorry.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Hello.
28:12Hey.
28:13How are you?
28:15Hey, I talked to Mallory.
28:17And if you want Hazel over the holidays, we're okay with it.
28:20We can make that happen for you.
28:21Really?
28:22Yeah, really.
28:23I think you guys will have fun.
28:24Oh, yeah, yeah, we will have fun.
28:26That's great.
28:27That's awesome.
28:28All right, I got to go.
28:29I'm on the Peloton.
28:30I'm about to puke all over northern Italy.
28:34Hey, do you know what I want to do tonight?
28:36What?
28:37I want to go buy a bunch of gifts that we totally don't need.
28:40And then maybe have a bunch of chocolate syrup just in a bowl.
28:43And you can eat it with a spoon.
28:44Or a straw if you want to.
28:46Maybe watch that movie that you really want to watch.
28:47Oh, yeah.
28:48Yeah, homework?
28:49No.
28:50You said homework?
28:50No, I didn't.
28:51You want to do homework instead?
28:52No.
28:52No.
28:55I can't twist your arm, you know?
28:57If you love homework so much, then I guess that's what we're going to have to do tonight.
29:01You don't want to have the best day ever?
29:03Yes, I do.
29:03You don't?
29:04Yes.
29:04You don't want to do homework?
29:05No.
29:06Boo-hoo.
29:07Boo-hoo.
29:12Back of my head.
29:13No.
29:15And like some of it got in my hair.
29:16And that's how I got the ear infection.
29:19Rafa?
29:20Otis put hot tamales on my ice cream.
29:24And I was really not going to eat it anyway.
29:25You did?
29:26Yep.
29:27Do you want some hot tamales on this?
29:29No.
29:29Why?
29:30No, because it was gross.
29:31Oh.
29:32He's like getting, but ten times bigger.
29:34Whoa, really?
29:35Roscoe was showing me how to like, like, a defeat tamale.
29:40Yeah.
29:40You're the best sleeper from the town.
29:43Come on.
29:48Yeah, I'm a T-Mobile customer and I'm thinking about changing my number.
29:53Yeah, no, not yet.
29:55But how would that work with my contacts and stuff?
29:57Anybody who wants to grab a bag, it's time to wake up.
29:59I want pop star.
30:02Hey.
30:03Hi, honey.
30:04You're seven minutes late.
30:05Hey.
30:06How many seconds?
30:06Hi, mommy.
30:07Get fun?
30:07Bye, baby.
30:08You going inside?
30:09Yep.
30:09I'm going to talk to mom for a second.
30:11I'll see you right in there, okay?
30:12Okay.
30:14Okay.
30:18What the fuck are you doing, Paula?
30:21What?
30:22There's some guy named Trevor FaceTiming me and he's desperate to talk to you.
30:26Who the fuck is Trevor?
30:28He looked about 20 and strung out.
30:30Is that who you're fucking now?
30:31You fucking midnight cowboy?
30:32You know what he said to me?
30:33He said that I needed to get your attention or he was a dead man.
30:38What the fuck does that even mean?
30:42Please, what does it mean?
30:46But how the fuck did he know about Portland?
30:50Why would you tell him about Portland, Paula?
30:53Why would you tell fucking anyone?
30:55Come on.
30:58Answer me, please.
31:00I'm lost here.
31:02What is wrong with you?
31:06You know what?
31:07Actually, I'm calling my lawyers and I'm telling them this.
31:09And I'll tell you, Paula, you can forget about seeing Hazel over the holiday.
31:12That's not going to happen.
31:13And if you are acting erratic again, I don't think it's safe for you to be around Hazel unsupervised.
31:19I'm sorry, but it's fucking not.
31:22I need it.
31:24I need that.
31:25I need to see that.
31:25I knew something was wrong with you.
31:27You can't do that.
31:27But what the fuck is wrong with you?
31:29You can't do that.
31:30I can't fucking do that.
31:31No, you can't do that to me.
31:33Tighten your fucking shit up.
31:53Tighten your fucking shit up.
31:57Enough!
31:58I'm ready.
32:09Stop fucking calling me.
32:16I'm not.
32:17I'm not.
32:18I'm not.
32:18I'm not a goddamn car.
32:20Come on.
32:20No, no, no, no, no.
32:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
32:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
33:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
33:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
33:02no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
33:02no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
33:02no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
33:21I don't know.
34:03I don't know.
34:12Hello?
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