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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya, please bet here
00:24Kisne ka I love you
00:27Jiti roo khush roo
00:30Shitu bhaji, aje kul
00:31Her bhanda YouTube channel bana raha hai
00:34Aap doonoko toh patay hai
00:37Aap kisiko netflix jaysayse platform pe bhi le ao
00:40Malo, 192 country me johan pe loog dekh rey hai
00:42Phir bhanda apna YouTube channel bana ta zhurur hai
00:45Main aipni baat kar raho
00:48Acha ek ghar mein agar 4 loog rhetëe hai
00:50Toh maa ka alag hai
00:52Baap ka alag hai, bachon ka alag youtube channel hai
00:54Is bár mein aapki baat kar raho
00:57Kehna ka muntlub hai
01:27Oh
01:28The girls are coming today and giving tips to make-up, I'm crazy.
01:32First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.
01:35Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:41And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner,
01:43and your new makeup looks ready.
01:49No makeup looks ready.
01:50First, the 28 things that you put in your mouth.
01:53You've got 2 inches, and you can see like this.
01:58The small towns of small towns,
02:01they've also looked at YouTube.
02:04Hi, guys!
02:05Guys, you've got all of them like cats at home.
02:08Hi, guys!
02:09Okay, comment on them on the video,
02:11that you're very bad.
02:12Guys, I'll tell you about their own clothes.
02:17Guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:21Look, this blouse is only one person.
02:23Like this blouse, I love it.
02:24Yes, I love it.
02:29Yes!
02:51How many people,
02:53The problem is that everyone is living, everyone is living, this is a 4-day life.
03:01After the baby says, what 4-day life is, my mother is taking a name from 25 days.
03:05And how are you living?
03:09Now some people make a video of traveling.
03:12Bring your bag and take a look.
03:15The world is waiting for you.
03:17If someone is commenting below,
03:18who will you give the money?
03:23But this is the truth.
03:26Those talented people,
03:27who are their own work, their original content,
03:29and their own channel,
03:30they become a superstar.
03:31Our two of them are such stars.
03:34They come to their channel.
03:37Please welcome Mr. Samiraina
03:39and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
03:58How are you doing?
04:01Welcome!
04:02Welcome!
04:03Welcome!
04:03Welcome!
04:05Welcome!
04:06Welcome!
04:07Welcome!
04:09Welcome!
04:10Welcome!
04:11Welcome!
04:13Welcome!
04:14Welcome!
04:15What a story.
04:16What a story.
04:16What a story.
04:17How do you love you?
04:19We are happy that we are in jail.
04:20We are out of jail.
04:24You all know these two.
04:27In the last year,
04:28we have been searching for the most of the celebrities.
04:33People were searching for the internet.
04:36The police didn't search for different people.
04:40What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:43It was a strange year.
04:44There were two people in this studio
04:46who went to Supreme Court.
04:48We are out of jail.
04:50We and Mr. Sidhu.
04:58That's why I wrote you a share.
05:03Come on, come on.
05:05We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:07We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:11We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:12We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:13We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:17We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:19We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:29We will not leave one of the police.
05:33We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:34We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:40I am lost.
05:41Today, you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.
05:44The last time Ranveer and Samir were together, there was a police case.
05:48So, today, you will be together again.
05:51We will have coffee, we will have an anticipatory bail.
05:58Did you see Latent?
06:00I had a lot of episodes, but I had a phone with Samir.
06:02I said to him, and I said, why didn't the case happen?
06:05So, when my show was closed,
06:10one day ago, I called myself a call
06:12that something is going to be bad.
06:15Is it true?
06:16Is it true or not?
06:17I said, look, you've come to the eyes,
06:19let's move on.
06:21So, I'm telling you, I don't have to say anything.
06:26You say anything, you're famous.
06:28But when you're famous, then you can't say anything.
06:35But I just want to tell both of my brothers,
06:37that you don't have married.
06:39In our show, the people who work,
06:41they are two children.
06:43So, today, we will do it a little.
06:44I did it a little, sir.
06:47No, no, no.
06:48No, no, no.
06:52The people who work with our family,
06:54Today, we will stay in a family friendly zone.
06:55Today, we will stay in a family friendly zone.
06:56No, no.
06:57But Ranbir is very sweet.
06:58And these are the controversies.
07:01They come to teach you all.
07:04I'm sure you will have learned a lot of things.
07:05People, let us see you all so much.
07:06Let's see if the show closed.
07:11When the show closed, who had been phoned?
07:15What happened to you?
07:16I had phoned with a lawyer.
07:18Okay.
07:20And his phone didn't feel like.
07:22Okay.
07:22Where did you go, Geranbeet,
07:23closed by?
07:24My brother came here in an audience.
07:26I went to his house.
07:29He's here for that.
07:30So the person who is going to give up is that
07:32the person who is going to give up is that
07:36I didn't have the idea.
07:38Direct one day, it was about a hour.
07:39When I came here,
07:40I said, come on.
07:41Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:44Then when you saw this clip,
07:45you said, come on, come on.
07:49Until I left my house.
07:53After this controversy,
07:55you have another phone to do live shows
07:57or the books that you said earlier,
08:00you can keep the advance.
08:01The phone is very nice,
08:03but today's comedy is very difficult.
08:05Yes.
08:06Do you know?
08:11Sir, I mean,
08:12how do you do it?
08:13I don't know.
08:14I mean,
08:14at that time, genuinely,
08:15the first call to Kapil sir came.
08:17Until I didn't know
08:18what it was,
08:19what it was,
08:20what it was,
08:20he said,
08:21whatever your good time is going,
08:23your bad time is going.
08:29We were waiting.
08:31Something will happen,
08:32but...
08:32Sir,
08:33what?
08:35At that time,
08:36Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:39Who did they do it?
08:44In two weeks,
08:45the rest of the rest of the night,
08:46then Narayan also closed the puppies.
08:47they closed the door.
08:52Yeah,
08:52Kapil,
08:54you came in 2004 or 2005.
08:562007.
08:58As I was thinking,
08:59I was thinking in 2007,
09:00this guy is the same way.
09:01Oh,
09:01lovely.
09:03It's fun.
09:03It's fun.
09:04It's fun.
09:05Ok,
09:06it's been for you,
09:07it's compliments.
09:12It's great.
09:14It's fresh.
09:15First,
09:15what I would like to say,
09:15I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:18So that's what people should know.
09:20No, don't you close the show.
09:21Then leave your life.
09:24So his heart will be clean.
09:28In the last year,
09:29our friends are very high.
09:31That's how I feel.
09:33That's right.
09:33That's right.
09:34That's lovely.
09:38That's right.
09:39That's right.
09:41That's right.
09:41You can't hear it.
09:44When you're in a hospital,
09:45you have to be able to get a little blood.
09:48Now, when you're in a comedy set,
09:51you're going to listen to your friends
09:52or your attorney.
09:54Sir, I'm just a lawyer with you.
09:57That's right.
09:59He's sitting in the table.
10:00The entire theater was broken.
10:03Sir, I have a comedy theater called Habitat.
10:07Every week,
10:09someone's call,
10:10we're breaking the venue.
10:11Oh my God.
10:14But Raj, I would like to talk to you.
10:17First of all,
10:18sorry about your venue.
10:19How many times?
10:21Sir, three times.
10:22People have been here
10:22and they've been offended.
10:24Then they have to talk about.
10:26Honestly, you've been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:30You've been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:32Thank you, sir.
10:33Thank you, brother.
10:37Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:40I'm watching you from childhood.
10:42Across various shows.
10:43It was always my dream
10:44that I'm going to come to the TV one day.
10:46I've never thought
10:47that you'll come to the TV one day.
10:56I genuinely love you so much,
10:59Archana Ma'am
10:59and Siddupa Ji.
11:00I love you guys so much.
11:22I love you guys.
11:24Love you guys.
11:25You are absolutely brilliant.
11:30Super.
11:31Sir, you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:38I was watching you and Shaker sir, you were in the comedy circus.
11:42I followed every episode.
11:45Then I didn't know what to say.
11:48Come and sit and talk. Come, please.
12:01You are too good, man.
12:03Genuinely, sir, I respect you both.
12:06But I do a little bit more.
12:08Because he hasn't been out on the zero.
12:19He has hit it.
12:21I feel like someone has hit me.
12:27His bad thing is wrong.
12:32But when we both went to the police station,
12:34there was a lot of fans of Sidhu Pajji.
12:37What?
12:37He was shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:40He said, take it, take it, take it, take it.
12:46Oh, my God.
12:52Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:55Rambir, tell me, how did the rear bicep go?
12:56How did the rear bicep go?
12:58When it started, the goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:02So I thought that it was a cool name.
13:04Like in wrestling, people's names.
13:06Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:08I thought that they would keep something cool.
13:10Okay.
13:11But over time, I mean,
13:13I didn't drink beer.
13:16Bicep is still here.
13:18But the name was a little popular.
13:20So we've kept it.
13:21Do you have to take a liquor license for this?
13:23Or do you have to take a liquor license?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25Liquor license given.
13:26When you've watched stand-up,
13:29you're talking to your grandma's big jokes.
13:32My grandma has never told you
13:34why you're wrong with my family's family.
13:37You're talking to your grandma's jokes.
13:38Are they true?
13:38Look, sir, if I'm a cowie,
13:41then I write a cowie in my grandma's memory.
13:43If I'm a singer, then I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:46If I'm a comedian, then I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
13:50Very good.
13:50Well said, well said.
13:53And I've added awareness to my grandma's memory.
13:55Like, my grandma and my grandma attacked
13:58and I was at home alone.
14:00And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:02Oh.
14:02Okay.
14:03You guys remember the number of ambulance?
14:06Tell me, Arshana, do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:08One zero zero is the only call that night.
14:10That's the police?
14:11Yes.
14:13I didn't remember, brother.
14:14I called 102 to the door.
14:15Who's coming?
14:16Fire.
14:18He said, where was the fire?
14:20I said, the fire will be in the morning.
14:22Fire.
14:31Do I have parents?
14:33I have seen a video of my grandmother.
14:35Yes, the parents told me.
14:43My parents very much enjoy the couple.
14:47A story is actually a genuine story.
14:49Oh yes.
14:49My dadajji watched a lot. He was bedridden in his final phase.
14:54But he watched a couple sharma show a lot.
14:57So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.
14:59Thank you brother.
15:00Big, big day.
15:01Thank you brother.
15:04You're an amazing comedian.
15:06So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand-up.
15:12In this case, there is no time for this, ma'am,
15:16that India is the best comedian.
15:17In India, I will say that the world is right here.
15:20Kapil Sharma.
15:21Don't worry, bro.
15:22Lovely.
15:25Genuinely, it's a lot of difficulty.
15:28I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean, every week, show, episode,
15:34I don't know how many thousands of episodes you've done, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:38Like, it's...
15:38Here is a legend veteran's time.
15:40Thank you brother.
15:43This is what people do.
15:45When they give you love,
15:46then your confidence becomes like this.
15:48And normally, what happens is that
15:50sometimes we make scripts,
15:51sometimes we don't have any secrets,
15:52sometimes we don't.
15:53But people,
15:54giving you an applause,
15:56giving you a compliment,
15:57giving you a compliment,
15:57giving you a compliment,
15:58giving you a compliment,
15:58saying that we are with you.
16:00And this is your love.
16:05Kapil Phaji,
16:06I want to ask you a question.
16:07Bye, dance.
16:08Bye, dance.
16:09Bye, dance.
16:10Bye, dance.
16:15Yes, please.
16:17How are you in life?
16:18Like, generally,
16:19how do you feel
16:20that so many years
16:21you've played a show?
16:22And what's your perspective?
16:25What's your perspective?
16:25Like many times,
16:26when you meet with a police officer,
16:29what's your shock?
16:30I feel great.
16:31I feel great.
16:33It's a shock.
16:33It's a shock.
16:34It's a shock.
16:36It's a shock.
16:38It's a shock.
16:38It's a shock.
16:39It's a brain and butter.
16:40And there's a jam.
16:42That's right.
16:44It's a red color, right?
16:45Netflix's jam.
16:46So I feel like this is a blessing.
16:49That you're good.
16:50We are with you.
16:51We are the people who are with you
16:52who didn't get money.
16:54So I feel like you're doing your work
16:55with your heart.
16:56Then the rest of the things
16:57come to me.
16:58So I feel like a blessing.
16:59And I've seen the films in childhood
17:01that have seen actors.
17:03They come to our show.
17:04So I feel like this is a dream.
17:08It's a dream.
17:09It's a dream.
17:09It's a life.
17:10Everything happens.
17:11I'm doing a show run in childhood.
17:12Today my brother has a little bit
17:13to keep it down.
17:13It's not a death.
17:18It's not a death.
17:19It's a death.
17:21It's a death.
17:23It's a death.
17:23It's a death.
17:24It's a death.
17:25It's a death.
17:26It's a death.
17:55I feel like someone's using this.
17:58So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:01How do I give you a little example?
18:02Let me drill.
18:04Do you think about death?
18:07I didn't think about it.
18:08No?
18:08It happens to me that you see a little notice,
18:10you won't come.
18:11But you're scared that you're excited.
18:14Who's excited for death?
18:17Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:19What is this?
18:21It was a good thing. Where did we go?
18:23I'm scared of death.
18:25Let's start doing it.
18:26He asked me last year.
18:28Do you think about death?
18:30I didn't think about it.
18:30But for the whole year,
18:32I thought about death.
18:40What happened?
18:40What happened?
18:41Who's the team?
18:43Who's the team?
18:44Who's the team?
18:45Who's the police?
18:46Who's the team?
19:03Who's the team?
19:11Who's the team?
19:12Who's the team?
19:13Who's the team?
19:14Who has the team?bero
19:15plus a nutritionist. The
19:16Hi!
19:16Hi!
19:17Hello, hi, hi.
19:19Have you shaved your hands?
19:26What happened?
19:29Listen.
19:30Listen.
19:30You've got a little bit of a bite.
19:31Yes, yes, you've got a bite.
19:33You eat a bite.
19:35I'm on diet, man.
19:37No, no, no.
19:38No, no, no.
19:39I'll eat a bite.
19:40Open your mouth.
19:42Wow!
19:44You go to the house and eat it.
19:48Why didn't they eat it?
19:49Don't open your mouth.
19:56If they opened their mouth,
19:59then it's like that in their desert,
20:01we're going to close the main course.
20:05That's correct.
20:06That's right.
20:07India has got latent.
20:08India has got dilatant.
20:10India has got dilatant.
20:12Let me introduce myself.
20:14Okay, let me introduce myself.
20:14I wrote a script from Sunil Paal.
20:17Oh!
20:21I've watched your show.
20:23It's a very good show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:25Thank you so much.
20:39Guy'sนะคะ.
20:39No,
20:40yere's got след.
20:42Yes,
20:43culture has not arrived.
20:44magic is not arrived.
20:45police has not arrived, right?
20:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
20:48police is also arrived?
20:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
20:54-ha-ha-ha-ha.
21:10This is Ranveer Allahabadiyah's bag, let's see what comes from it.
21:16Oh, how to talk to aliens?
21:22Yeti's 101 stories.
21:26I have understood that you read such books, that's why you all are asked.
21:30Yeti has seen, alien has seen.
21:33Have you ever seen a podcast?
21:39India's best podcast.
21:41I've seen it.
21:43I've seen it, I've seen it.
21:44I've seen it.
21:44I've seen it.
21:45I've seen it.
21:45I've seen it.
21:45I've seen it in their podcast.
21:46A very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
21:52He was telling her that you're so cute, if I'm your cousin.
21:58What are you saying?
22:00No, you've seen the podcast.
22:01I'm not going to ask this question.
22:03I've said, I'm not going to ask you.
22:04I'm a big comedian.
22:06You've got a big comedian.
22:10You've got a big comedian.
22:12You've got the price on all the people you have.
22:16You've got 2,000,000 more than that.
22:24You've got a little details.
22:26You've got to get a video.
22:26Please, you've got to check.
22:31Who is this bag?
22:33Oh!
22:35Chess.
22:39Chess is very lucky to play chess.
22:41Yes.
22:42Let me tell you one thing.
22:44When you knew how to eat,
22:46how to eat,
22:48how to eat,
22:49how to eat,
22:52how to eat,
22:52how to eat?
22:56Let's go.
23:01Don't roast that much.
23:02It will be good.
23:03It will be good.
23:04No, it will be good.
23:05No, it will be good to Sunil Paal.
23:07Yes.
23:10By chance,
23:10if you've ever said anything,
23:12we haven't understood any jokes.
23:14So, Saturday will come to our show on Netflix.
23:17Let's watch it.
23:17If you haven't watched Saturday,
23:19you can watch it later.
23:20Lifetime.
23:21Our episodes are not deleted.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:28Thank you so much.
23:34We have some pictures.
23:36And our audience,
23:37who are looking forward to commenting.
23:39Let's see.
23:40Yes.
23:48What are some pictures of students?
23:52You has different characters,
23:55yes,
23:55people can stop them.
23:58Look at what!
24:08I am
24:12It's just a bit like this.
24:13But even if the case is more serious,
24:14he is still there.
24:17Who is still there?
24:18Look at it.
24:22Wow, what is that?
24:23Nine years of bare bicep,
24:25I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career,
24:28my mind was full of ideas,
24:29but my heart was full of...
24:31What was the need to be written?
24:33That is the samurai sword.
24:34Yeah, that samurai sword is called katana, so...
24:38After having a joke, he's still standing in the house.
24:43Look at the comments below.
24:45I don't think anyone has commented on the caption.
24:48Okay.
24:49What?
24:50Swinney Niveden is that you can write the caption as a caption,
24:53but it doesn't look like a caption.
24:55Look at that.
24:57And look at that.
24:59You can see in the sky, where the sun will not open.
25:04Ha ha ha ha!
25:07Let's see.
25:08This is a beautiful place.
25:10If you do the right speech,
25:12then the right speech doesn't have the right to say.
25:16Let's see.
25:19Hey, this is Scotland's photo.
25:22Sir, what have you put in?
25:24What's your back? Stretching?
25:26Sir, it was before my show,
25:27there was a muscle in your back.
25:28That's how you put it.
25:29Yes, that's how you put it.
25:30Yes.
25:31So, he was doing a guy,
25:57My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the
26:03way.
26:11It's a good feeling, like a therapy.
26:16I was on the beach, and a dog came out before I came out, and he came out of my
26:24work.
26:24and I was going to run away from the police.
26:29And see...
26:32The fear of the police is under-ground.
26:37And see...
26:38Oh, oh, oh.
26:42Look at the comments below.
26:45Longest and shortest running shows together.
26:54And see...
26:56Show stopper with show stop.
27:00The public is also creative.
27:02And see...
27:04Done.
27:06Shithubhaji.
27:07Today is a special guest.
27:10His name is Charles.
27:11He is a great, great and delicious person.
27:13He is a great guest for Charles.
27:16Come on.
27:20Come on.
27:21We have had a chance in the event.
27:23Yes.
27:24And Charles was hosting that event in the office.
27:28Brilliant host, Charles.
27:30And what...
27:31Kamal did that person.
27:34Charles...
27:34I would like to tell you something about your friends.
27:38And then what are your delicious things.
27:41So, first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:44Yes.
27:44So, Archana, madam.
27:45The same thing.
27:46I love you.
27:49So, my name is Charles Rao.
27:51And I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
27:54So, we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India.
27:58Which works from the cradle to the grave for the community.
28:03And what do you know my story?
28:04I am not born blind.
28:06From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:09Someone asked me outside.
28:11When are you doing comedy?
28:12When are you doing comedy?
28:13I said, when I was born, it's going to be comedy.
28:15Aww.
28:17And I want to tell you something.
28:18Archana, ma'am, it's for you.
28:20Do you know what is the difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:23Today, I had to come to the show.
28:24And I was standing on the platform.
28:26To cross the road.
28:28A person came.
28:29He was running in his own way.
28:31And I was running away.
28:32He was running away.
28:32He was running away.
28:33And he was running away.
28:34And he was running away.
28:35I just asked me, no, no, no.
28:36I'd have to come to the show.
28:38And I went from there.
28:40I went through there.
28:41And left him by,
28:41And ran away.
28:42It was disappeared.
28:43And left him along.
28:44I pulled and left him.
28:46Last time I found,
28:47I took a platform number.
28:48And I was running away from one to two to one.
28:50Because people will be running away from sin.
28:53Oh.
28:54Yes, so that story says can up other life make a because you know sympathy retina to the pure empathy
28:59Kesa trakega or I say he nahi key bus music which car night is he got short man
29:05Charles wave it podcast and now because our guys are the rules are no open interview
29:10I can look like a couple sir. I have brought something which is made by my hand my friend profile
29:19So he's here beautiful. Thank you
29:24So Charles, you are so loved and you get to go IBBO for a foreign trip
29:30You go to Bali, go to Bali, go and go and visit
29:33So proud of him, thank you
29:35Thank you very much for coming to the show, thank you brother
29:38Thank you
29:39Charles, thank you very much for coming to the show
29:41Thank you very much
29:42The time and Ranveer are here
29:44Now we call a stand-up comedian who is a senior
29:49And they have named the first season in Indian television
29:52And they have won their name
29:53And they have won all of us
29:55Please welcome Mr. Sunil Paal
29:58Thank you very much
30:11Thank you very much
30:11Thank you very much
30:11Sunil wrestlers
30:12Thank you very much
30:25jurisdictions
30:27Okay.
30:28How are you, Sarjee?
30:30I was just watching how I'm wearing shoes today.
30:36Sunil, you're very happy.
30:38Sunil, when you go to Munch, you always say,
30:40I'm Sunil Paal, comedy-ca-lal.
30:43And this is comedy-ca-an-tak-waadi.
30:47How did you see them with a grenade grenade?
30:50Do you want to follow some thoughts?
30:52Sir, they've asked us so much about it, but...
30:58I love you.
31:02Kapil bhai, if you kill this grenade from your mouth,
31:05it was good.
31:07But the ones who kill them,
31:10they don't get out of it.
31:13The ones who don't understand, they don't understand.
31:17And the ones who don't understand, they get out of it.
31:22What do you tell Kapil bhai?
31:25You've got to see this in the moment.
31:29You've got to see this in the moment.
31:30Sir, what's the matter?
31:30Sir, just one second.
31:32I've done so much love with you.
31:34I mean, they don't have so many difficulties.
31:36I'm going to shoot a grenade from my mouth.
31:39What else?
31:41I don't do any difficulties.
31:44I don't do any difficulties.
31:46I don't do any difficulties.
31:48It's just one thing.
31:50Why don't you brush yourself?
31:51Why don't you brush myself?
32:05Why don't you brush yourself?
32:07Why don't you brush yourself?
32:21But I want to ask Sunil, what have you done at the time?
32:24I would say that if you have an adab,
32:26then remember to be a galib.
32:28And if you have an adab,
32:30then only to be a galib.
32:32Where there is a galib,
32:35whatever I've learned about the galib,
32:37I've learned from Sunil Pahal Ji's videos.
32:44They've never given a galib.
32:45No, it's not.
32:45I've learned from their comments.
32:50I feel like they have comments.
32:54Sunil Pahal Ji,
32:55I genuinely like one number,
32:57from 10,
33:00and...
33:00Thank you very much,
33:05Kapil Saab.
33:06Thank you very much for such a great mehfil,
33:08which is Jengiz's mehfil.
33:09And these are Jengiz's two superstars.
33:12What did I say about them?
33:14They got a new name, Showstopper.
33:16Showstopper!
33:17Nice.
33:18This is a cool life moment for me,
33:21that this generation of goat comic
33:23and the last generation of goat comic.
33:25They've cut so much of the shit
33:27that they got out.
33:28Sir...
33:29They've been giving you.
33:30Sir, you...
33:33Thank you very much.
33:36Thank you very much.
33:37Thank you very much.
33:39Sir...
33:40Don't stay in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:45Love you...
33:46Love you.
34:08Love you.
34:09What is it?
34:10I thought that one of the biggest people will come.
34:16I don't think I'm so handsome, I don't think I'm so big.
34:19What are you doing, sir?
34:20He will just fly in the camera.
34:22So I thought that I'll do something like that.
34:25That it's different.
34:27Seriously?
34:28Yes.
34:29So I thought that maybe you were playing somewhere.
34:31You can see that it's light white, so you can go there.
34:34Where is it?
34:35Yes.
34:36They fly in the chapel.
34:37They fly in the chapel.
34:38They fly in the chapel.
34:43Sorry.
34:52Sir.
34:54They've said so much.
34:57My mother will be happy.
34:59I remember one thing.
35:02We came to a laughter challenge.
35:04His name is thenderdaosh.
35:04My mother, Shanul, is a legendary comedy.
35:08He told the fact that it's competition.
35:11The film star and heroine,
35:13he's wearing this, I'm wearing this.
35:14What does have you go when you are crying?
35:16You're.
35:16Often you're crying.
35:17We're also crying out.
35:18You're getting talking to people in the face.
35:21You're taking away with laughter.
35:22None of the difference is that you're working.
35:24But the matter is that you're working,
35:25it's a noble job.
35:26Sunil.
35:27We love you in our hearts.
35:29You also remarked them.
35:30Yes, no, no. I just request that I've never done such a thing.
35:37No, I've downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian, genuinely, I feel very bad that when we are angry,
35:47when comedians are angry, the whole world is attacking us.
35:49In the media, everyone comes.
35:51There is a time when we expect that our industry will support us.
35:55So, in that way, then...
36:00It feels a little full.
36:04Now...
36:05Let's do a job. Let's keep a debate in this world.
36:07Yes.
36:08Debate?
36:09What should happen in comedy or what not?
36:10This is the debate.
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir. Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Tijik's News Debate.
36:35Now, tonight, in the debate.
36:39Debate in the tonight.
36:44Here, you have to say what you have to say.
36:46What you have to say doesn't matter. Just say.
36:48Noise pollution has to be there.
36:52A good noise pollution.
36:55Add a big noise pollution to the debate.
36:57Make a debate.
36:58Yes.
36:59Let me introduce.
37:03My bear's hands.
37:07Two dogs, one dog.
37:10Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:13Two dogs, one dog.
37:15Sunil Palsar.
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:42Relax, relax.
37:43Let's sit here and sit here.
37:49What's your name, brother?
37:53Look, I can't tell my real name for security reasons,
37:57but my social media name is Bihsi Darinda.
38:01Bihsi Darinda?
38:02I'm going to talk a different place,
38:04and I have a card called Bihsi Union.
38:08So, where have you been talking about Bihsi?
38:10You don't believe me, I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:15I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:16I've been talking about Bihsi.
38:18And the wife's wife came and I was married.
38:21And my wife was married.
38:22And I'm going to sit alone in a place.
38:26I said, you're going to sleep, and your wife.
38:28I said, you're going to go to our marriage.
38:31So, I've been talking about comedy today.
38:34When we start the debate, first of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:38Yes.
38:39In some shows,
38:40if you're married and married,
38:42do you want to wear clothes for comedy?
38:44Yes.
38:44I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me.
38:48I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:50Excuse me.
38:51I want to know that.
38:54Can we avoid this topic?
38:55No, we cannot. Sorry.
38:57No.
38:59It will work today today.
39:02It will work today.
39:02Today it will work today, because I forgot my сейчас.
39:05It is going to talk about this topic today.
39:11One minute.
39:13Are there a lot of people ?
39:19Uncle, please, can you shut up?
39:21Uncle, uncle.
39:22Uncle.
39:22Uncle is your mother.
39:26I would like to give this answer.
39:29There is no gender of the character.
39:33The character can also become a girl, a head, a generator, something.
39:39A character can become a white canvas from his house, that can also become something.
39:49You have said a lot of great things.
39:52I am sorry to say, but I was going to direct say that I am going to become a white
39:55canvas.
39:58Don't forget the last time I was sitting there, my mouth is absolutely right.
40:03I am sorry to say.
40:05I am saying that my mouth is on YouTube and then delete it.
40:12Let me ask, can you just shut up, please, two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:18Yes.
40:20Sunil Palji's saying that they don't like the girls in the show.
40:24They don't like the girls in the show.
40:27Sunil Palji, do you want to say this again or change?
40:30I would like to say this.
40:32I am from Naqpur.
40:33I am from Naqpur.
40:34I am from Naqpur.
40:34I am from Naqpur Santranagiri.
40:36I will not be in the sense of Santranagiri.
40:38I will not be in the sense of Santranagiri.
40:42But our Santranagiri is not the same.
40:45I will not be in the sense of Santranagiri.
40:48We are not from this.
40:48We are here from the dark.
40:52If not, we do not have any plans.
40:52Now we have no plans.
40:55There is no fear from you.
41:17Mr. Anbeer, what do you think about this?
41:32foreign
41:32foreign
41:32foreign
41:32foreign
41:32foreign
41:50I support it I support it I'm a mindset
41:53set me so I'm fluid.
41:55First, tell me what you're saying.
41:58I don't know how many years I'm talking.
42:02Like the son of Benji is being the same.
42:05Okay.
42:06You tell me, what are you saying?
42:12Sir.
42:13You're a girl.
42:14You come here.
42:16Come here.
42:17Come here.
42:19Come here.
42:19Come here.
42:20Come here.
42:25Sir, I think that a girl has become a girl.
42:31People just see that they are becoming a girl, but they don't see it behind them.
42:36Like now, Kiku Sir and Krishna Ji are back.
42:39They are going to become a girl for 35 minutes.
42:42And Archana Ji took a half an hour, right?
42:56So once upon a time, Victor said, laughter, I don't know who.
43:04But he just said that and I heard it.
43:07Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:11I don't know what Victor said but what I am sure is to say, I care.
43:18I say comedy in small things, what is the truth?
43:22I also think that it is in small things, in naughty naughty things.
43:26Sometimes it is in a dhoti dhoti.
43:29If someone is up with a dhoti, I am so happy.
43:33For example, this is a dhoti.
43:35That's a dhoti dhoti dhoti dhoti dhoti dhoti.
43:51I get this, I get this.
44:06I respect that in their wordplay, the class of their wordplay,
44:13No, I've never seen such people.
44:15One person says, Sunil Gawaskar,
44:18Sunil Gawaskar, tell me why?
44:21No, uncle, uncle, uncle.
44:23He didn't say that.
44:26Sometimes it happens.
44:27No, I don't.
44:35Okay, my personal question was,
44:39as you say,
44:40comedy galal, Sunil Pal.
44:43Which comedy did you say?
44:47Tell me what you said.
44:53What did you say?
44:55No, I don't know.
44:59I want to say that.
45:01The comedy is comedy.
45:05And I want to say something.
45:08Sunil Gawaskar is better than him.
45:12That was mine.
45:14That was mine.
45:16I'm following them all for 15 years.
45:18This is the first joke in which Archana is not us.
45:24Let me move on to the next topic.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass over here.
45:51It's fart.
45:52It's fart.
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed fart.
45:56I'm not.
46:01I'm not.
46:02I'm not.
46:03I'm not.
46:04I'm not.
46:12I'm not.
46:16No one.
46:22I'm not.
46:36Can I move on to the next topic?
46:38Yes.
46:39The next topic is,
46:40Because we use words in the comedy, in the comedy, in the comedy, in the comedy, in the comedy.
46:49Why?
46:50Look at it.
46:52Look at it.
46:53Because they don't have voice.
46:56Why?
46:58Why?
46:59Where are you talking from?
47:00Why do we do that?
47:02Why do we do that?
47:04Look at it.
47:05What we want to say, say it with my mouth.
47:09Why do we do that?
47:10Why do we do that?
47:13Why do we do that?
47:14Why do we do that?
47:14I say that the bulls also don't have to say.
47:16We have a bulls in the bulls.
47:19We have a bulls in the bulls.
47:20They have a bulls in the bulls.
47:22They have a bulls in the bulls.
47:22Without their figures.
47:25We make a joke.
47:26If the bulls asked for the bulls,
47:27I'm telling you the bulls,
47:29we will not give more than two.
47:33I disagree.
47:36But you say that it's two andes.
47:38Yes.
47:39I can give three andes.
47:40Who is the third?
47:41Look at it.
47:44One.
47:45Two.
47:47Three.
47:48Wow.
47:48I felt a lot of pain.
47:50Two yellows.
47:53I have three andes.
47:54I have three andes.
47:54Two rupees.
47:55This is an airport.
47:56800 rupees.
47:57Why do I have 800 rupees?
47:58Why do I have 800 rupees?
47:59The bulls said that the bulls has given me.
48:05This feels like the lamb,
48:07and the homelette's wanted toING.
48:10Lots Gelders.
48:12Carry on hot bread.
48:13If that's how muchriver it will have to come,
48:14It would not be asaaaa brothers.
48:19throughout.
48:20It's white.
48:20Next move.
48:21Ah Allah.
48:22What would you like in comedy
48:22body shaming is my question?
48:25What do you want to say about this?
48:33The nation wants to know.
48:35Give me a question.
48:43Look.
48:45I want to say that
48:47If you want to hear the young people,
48:49you are getting a big number.
48:55What should someone else have to know?
48:58Why should someone else have to know?
48:58According to my opinion,
49:00there is no problem.
49:03Come on.
49:05You tell me something on this.
49:06I think it depends on
49:09how far the young people stand from you.
49:13If you stand in the past,
49:14you shouldn't say anything.
49:17But if you're far away,
49:20you can run and run away.
49:22Correct.
49:23And if you don't say the young people,
49:24you don't say the young people,
49:25and if you say the young people,
49:27it's a lot of fun.
49:29That's right.
49:30Come on now.
49:38This guy is so good.
49:40You all have really motivated me.
49:44I want to ask you something.
49:46Your face is like a cycle.
49:48Why are you talking to me?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:53Okay.
49:53Your fingers will go out.
49:54You look like a cycle.
49:57Your face is like a baby.
49:59Your face is like an athlete.
50:03Your face is like an athlete.
50:03These are all examples.
50:04Example, example.
50:05Your face is like a chair.
50:07So all these examples,
50:09Your face is like a chair.
50:11Is that comedy?
50:16Is this the comedy?
50:19Is this the comedy?
50:35Is this the comedy?
50:39Let me tell you something. Is this the news?
50:54Oh my God.
50:57Tell me, is this the company?
50:58Is this the company?
50:59Is this the company?
51:01Is this the company?
51:02What?
51:05What?
51:07This company?
51:10This company, it doesn't have been bad for us.
51:11I don't think they are sick.
51:14This company.
51:17This company.
51:22This company.
51:25This company.
51:30Oh
51:44Are you sitting there?
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