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00:27To be continued...

00:42And on the day fourth-form pupils begin studying for their new GCSE exams,

00:48we put a group of Cotchester shopkeepers through their paces to see how much they can remember

00:53from their O-level maths.

00:56Meanwhile, here at Carinium, we are buzzing with excitement for our new live show, Declan.

01:04Declan's first guest will be Hollywood hellraiser Johnny Friedlander,

01:09one of the cinema's brightest stars.

01:11In his first interview since being the unfortunate victim of a sex tape scandal two years ago,

01:17the reclusive star is on his way to Carinium Studios as we speak.

01:23Can Declan O'Hara coax him out of his shell?

01:27And what about those James Bond rumours?

01:31That's Declan, live tonight at eight o'clock, with his very first interview here at Carinium,

01:38right after Coronation Street.

01:40I'll definitely be tuning in.

01:58Run!

01:59Run!

02:02Run!

02:03Run!

02:05Run!

02:06Run!

02:07Run!

02:08Run!

02:10Run!

02:12Run!

02:13Let's go.

02:50Let's go.

03:30Let's go.

03:36Let's go.

03:40Mr. Freelander, welcome to Carineum.

03:43Please, call me Johnny.

03:45Tony Badding, please come on through.

03:57your first live audience you're not going to wear those socks on the program

04:01we get this right jersey no one will be looking at me feet

04:17good luck that came out

04:24big night ladies

04:38show time everyone

04:46so um paddy and mick are walking to the pub and they spot a sign saying tree fellas wanted

04:51so paddy turns to mick and he says well it's dead ashamed there's only the two of us you know

04:56i can

04:56hear you brian you don't tell jokes about jews or blacks anymore so why are you picking on the irish

05:01okay mate uh can we get some level cut the fucking paddy jokes or i'll knock you from here to

05:05the

05:05irish sea is that leveling up for you yeah loud and clear story texan

05:12cameron are you there what am i supposed to do with the um cards we talked about this declin o

05:18'hara

05:19doesn't hide behind a desk if you let me see the questions i could have fed them to you

05:26just trust me will you

05:32where's johnny houston do we have a problem

05:40declin's a journalist of international stature so the fact that he left the bbc for us

05:45it's all very impressive lord b uh of course it's the wife who's the tv viewer around our

05:51well it's documentaries mostly but i do find dallas a guilty pleasure

05:54well who doesn't love dallas

05:57hi hi thanks for sneaking me

06:00some of our new programs can give jr a run for his money have you seen four men went to

06:04mow

06:04well the goose is here excuse me a minute

06:07you said

06:08betty gosling so good of you to come

06:10do you know the reverend penny

06:12my deputy on the franchise renewal committee of course welcome well looking forward to some

06:18scrupulous broadcast journalism tonight

06:20i was just remarking what were there being a set in every living room these days

06:24television companies must recognize that they are the custodians of the nation's morality

06:45i'm walking

06:52showtime mr freelander

07:01that's four men went to mow wednesday night nine o'clock

07:05oh lovely

07:07that's a very nice line

07:08how long have we got

07:12i'll get it

07:17i think we just found our fox

07:31we just pass him successful day well little fucker gave us the slip

07:36fun to interrupt us

07:39hello my name's get then how are you

07:45sit bunny girl

07:49hello you found the holy grail

07:50it is okay declan the eagle has landed

08:01we have some level please

08:03what did you have for breakfast johnny

08:05want to give me a rest

08:07declan looks nervous

08:08he cut me dead earlier

08:09it's awfully uncool to get so uptight

08:11shut the fuck up or get the fuck out

08:13run music

08:16five

08:18four

08:20three

08:23two

08:25one

08:27and in

08:31one

08:31and in

08:39why aren't you in the audience maud

08:41daddy gets too nervous if mummy's there

08:43isn't it daft

08:44it's pretty clear to what you think more than anyone in the world

08:47oh it means I miss a lot of parties good evening I'm Declan O'Hara my guest tonight is one

08:53of the

08:54world's most recognizable stars he's the star of box office smashes such as Last Man on Mars

08:59Highway 12 and Dog Tag 3 Voyage to Vietnam to name just a few he's been nominated for numerous

09:05awards but in recent years it's his turbulent personal life and of course finding himself

09:09the victim of a cruel honey trap which has attracted almost as much attention as his films

09:14Tony Friedlander welcome to the show what's it like seeing your ex-partner in grime route

09:18you know Johnny Friedlander well shared a few lovers back in the day yeah not silly enough

09:24to let anyone film me having sex though what a crowd people are excited to see you well I gotta

09:29say that's nice it's been a while since I've done one of these so I do this interview now okay

09:34well

09:35yeah of course I feel it's time to move on that's what we're here for now Johnny your last film

09:41was

09:42mired in controversy there were stories that you were late to set you picked fights with the

09:46director you passed out of the wheel while driving under the influence say nobody prepares you for

09:51fame you don't know how you're gonna react to being giving the keys to the candy store it turns out

09:55that I react by overdosing on candy you're doing well don't you think absolutely not sure about the sobs

10:04yep all right it's only when we're reading Jesus Christ he signed up on that

10:16and what was it like when you drove off that bridge

10:21well uh I woke up the second I hit the water but man it was uh scary I mean thank

10:26God I was in a

10:27convertible or I'd be at the bottom of the river now but yeah I had to get sober 415 days

10:35later

10:36world looks more beautiful than ever now shall we talk about the sex tape

10:54why not the elephants in the room already crapping in the corner is the girl okay miss uh miss Cortez

11:04hell I don't know you don't see her uh none of my christmas card lists no but she is uh

11:09she's an

11:10actress right I don't know uh we met a bar hope she got a lot of money into the whole

11:16thing is

11:17five thousand dollars a lot of money according to miss Cortez that's how much you paid her to have

11:22sex with you and then take the tape to the national enquirer what oh fuck you said you were the

11:30victim

11:31but in fact you paid her to video herself having sex with you as if it'd been filmed undercover so

11:38that when she took the tape to the press you could pretend that you'd been set up

11:42simultaneously getting sympathy as the victim of a honey trap while reaping a ton of publicity that

11:46made you look like a virile sex god yeah she got publicity too trust me you sat back and let

11:51the

11:51press vilify her to the extent that all her acting work dried up you could have stepped in and told

11:57the

11:57truth but you didn't the world would have believed you but your silence demolished her your stock shot

12:05up overnight while pia cortez lost her apartment five thousand dollars for a woman's reputation is

12:10that a fair price what reputation she was a porn actress I paid her to make a porno

12:30fuck we've lost him he's gonna walk out

12:45oh man I'm an ass what did you do tell two to hold on johnny stay on johnny now move

12:56in slowly slowly

13:00slowly get me the sweat beating on his brow this is the one I'd had four flops in a row

13:09and I'm scared

13:13it's the worst thing about hollywood is when you're out all you can think about is how to get back

13:18in

13:20what a mess

13:24the worst part is

13:28I really like that girl

13:31I thought she had something

13:33what would you say to her

13:36if she was here yeah she's in LA man

13:38no she might see it you never know

13:47okay um sure

13:58Tia if you're watching

14:01I'm sorry

14:03I'm an ass

14:04when you buy a drink

14:07or a car

14:09whatever you want

14:11I'm sorry

14:22man I've been sitting on that secret too long

14:25feel good to get it off your chest

14:28god the water here

14:30tastes good

14:32can I get another

14:34join us again after the break when I'll be asking johnny about james bond

14:38don't go away

14:46that was more stressful than I expected

14:48daddy always goes in for the kill

14:51he really is a master at this your deck

14:53I mean is that erotic doing a video

14:55well I think it is if you've made it for each other or you watch it when they're away

15:01or watch together

15:02it's a warm up

15:04yeah it can be pretty hot

15:05with the right co-star

15:07can't imagine james wanting to make a sex video with me

15:10the camera puts pounds on you and he already thinks I'm fat

15:14well he's bad

15:15yeah

15:15you're exquisite

15:20sandwich anyone

15:21yeah I'm starving

15:23oh my god you made this taggy

15:26ambrosial

15:27please

15:27please tell me you'll come and work for me

15:29Caitlin go and fetch another one of these for me please

15:31no I er I tried working in a restaurant

15:33it was just er it was too hectic

15:35well you you could do people's dinner parties and things

15:37a private chef

15:39I bet you'd get bookings

15:41I could put a word around if you like

15:42Caitlin

15:44oh daddy's back

15:52here it is

15:53your closet sir

16:05put something against her

16:06do you think Johnny Friedland maricades the door

16:12the guy he had the most stupid walk

16:17I tell you what Cubby Broccoli said when my people called up and suggested me

16:21he said he'd sooner have James Bond played by a woman

16:28ladies and gentlemen

16:29Johnny Friedlander

16:51journey well that's good job

16:53Johnny you should do fuel that company

16:55This is Ginger Baines.

16:57Hey, hey.

16:57Bastard spiked Johnny's dressing room.

17:00Gave him a bottle of vodka.

17:01Oh, no, I did that.

17:02What?

17:04Why didn't you tell me?

17:06We needed your first show to be jaw-dropping television.

17:08No way was I leaving that to chance.

17:10And you didn't tell me you were going to skewer the guy live on air.

17:13You don't think he fucks your producer of Martin O'Dell?

17:15We didn't need to push him off the wagon.

17:17I didn't need help.

17:18Yeah, you didn't need a desk either, did you?

17:22Hi, this is Esther McLeod.

17:23Hi, hi.

17:24This is Lady Gosling.

17:26Hey, how you doing?

17:27Hello.

17:27Freddie Jones.

17:28Hey, how you doing?

17:29His lovely wife.

17:30Hey, how you doing?

17:31James Orecko.

17:32Hi, how you doing?

17:33This is the backroom boys.

17:35Hey, how you doing?

17:35Daisy.

17:36Hey, how you doing?

17:37This is Deirdre.

17:38Hey, how you doing?

17:46At least he didn't film you.

17:49He's a mug.

17:50He looked like a Charlie's angel.

17:54Thanks, Ip.

17:55That's nice.

17:57He's very good, isn't he?

17:59Like the new jewel in Carindyus Crown.

18:02Extraordinary song.

18:03Oh, yeah.

18:04He has so much character.

18:05He's a breath of fresh air.

18:07It's such a shame that you couldn't get Campbell Black onto the board.

18:11Wow.

18:12Is Freddie Jones in the back?

18:13Oh, very much so.

18:14Very much so.

18:15But much more used to us.

18:17His expertise in technology, business, the real world.

18:22But I've got to say, Declan's got some brass.

18:24I thought Johnny was going to lamp him one.

18:26How do you keep it together?

18:27All that going on?

18:28Can I tell you a secret?

18:30That was my first time taking the show out live.

18:33Did you like it?

18:34Oh, my God.

18:35The adrenaline.

18:36Yes, I loved it.

18:37But please don't ask me any specifics.

18:39It's a blur.

18:39Met Cameron, then.

18:41You need people that can deliver under pressure, don't you?

18:44Diamonds.

18:45Couldn't agree more.

18:46That's why we're courting you for the board.

18:51You're getting the fuck of a lifetime tonight.

18:55Yeah.

18:56Yeah.

18:58Yeah.

18:59Yeah.

19:03Yeah.

19:09Isn't that crazy?

19:11And then the man started turning up at the house.

19:13No.

19:14And he was so in love with Mommy.

19:16But then Daddy found out about it, and that wasn't funny at all.

19:19Sure.

19:21Caitlin.

19:22Anyway, that's the real reason why we moved out of London.

19:26Daddy's new job came just at the right time.

19:44Mrs. Thatcher tells me if I want to succeed in politics, I have to keep my nose clean.

19:48No more cunnilingus, then.

19:51Maud's got a thumping crush on you.

19:54Declan looks strong.

19:56I'd watch yourself.

20:00Darling, you know I love you to bits.

20:04And never tell me what to do.

20:48I must be exhausted.

20:51How did I do?

20:53You were wonderful.

21:17Christ, you're wet.

21:20I've been thinking about you coming home all evening.

21:37Oh, what is it?

21:39Everything all right?

21:42Shitting awful evening, actually.

21:43Oh, I'm sorry.

21:45You should have come with me to watch a new Declan show.

21:48Oh, it was prudent.

21:59You might be a little more supportive, Lizzie.

22:15I mean, it's only my first date boarding school.

22:17It's not like it's momentous or anything, is it?

22:18I'm sorry I can't drive you there.

22:20You know Daddy needs the car this morning.

22:21I didn't mean you.

22:27Bye-bye, gorgeous, ugly dog.

22:34Is Mummy going to start one of her things with Rupert?

22:37I'm not going to keep her secrets again if she does.

22:43Mummy and Daddy are going to be okay.

22:45Keep an eye on them, I promise.

22:49Oh, I'm going to miss you.

22:51Now go.

22:52I'm going.

22:56Just you and me now, pups.

22:57Rabbit, Jabba, Jabba, Jabba, Jabba, Jabba, Jabba.

23:00Rabbit, Jabba, Jabba, Jabba, Jabba, Jabba, Jabba.

23:02Good evening.

23:04I'm Dexon O'Hara.

23:04Call your one stop talking.

23:07Get up and close if you move.

23:08Why don't you give it a risk?

23:10Take a look.

23:12You got more rabbit than Sainsbury's.

23:14This time you got it off the chip.

23:18Now you were just the kind of girl to break my heart in two

23:22I knew I'd old friend, I could split my eyes on you

23:26But how was I to know you'd been my heroes too

23:29With your incessant token

23:32You're becoming a pest

23:39Now you're a wonderful girl

23:43You've got a wonderful smell

23:46You've got a charm

23:52Get off me

23:53What the fuck off me?

23:57With your incessant token

24:00That's wonderful

24:12Oh my God

24:15Mm-hmm.

24:17Oof, look at all this.

24:19If it's a neighborhood dinner party,

24:21why didn't Valerie Jones invite you to hand me?

24:23I don't know, Mummy.

24:24She did, I said we couldn't do it.

24:27What? I've work to do.

24:28I never get to go anywhere.

24:31I mean, how can we meet anyone

24:33if you're gonna turn down everything

24:34just to prepare your stupid program?

24:36My stupid program is all just paying the bills

24:39on this rotting pile of bricks,

24:40and all you do is spend money.

24:42I mean, why the fuck do we own our harp?

24:43Oh, well, you want to take my music away from me?

24:45It's all that I have left.

24:46I have to go to work.

24:47No, no, I'm still talking to you.

24:48We can talk about a leisure.

24:50Good luck, Tag. Bye.

24:52You know, it's a good job that you bought a priory,

24:54because I might as well be a nun.

24:57No, he's still punishing me.

24:59I mean, when is it gonna stop?

25:06My congratulations, both of you.

25:0810 million viewers.

25:10I want 12 mil this week.

25:11Huh?

25:12I can't believe you got that story out of Mick Jagger.

25:14People like telling me things.

25:16Psychiatrist to the stars.

25:17So who's next on the couch?

25:18Diana.

25:19Doesn't do TV.

25:20Arnold Schwarzenegger.

25:21Jesus, he couldn't even speak.

25:23Joanna Lumley.

25:24Rupert Campbell Black.

25:25No way.

25:26Celebrity, ex-Olympian, a heartthrob,

25:28so I'm told, and now minister for sports.

25:29Surely that's an extraordinary trajectory.

25:31There's no hinterland.

25:32If I'm to interview someone whose politics I despise,

25:35I want a worthy opponent.

25:36Could you stop swinging your dick for a moment?

25:38If you stop swinging your vagina.

25:39Okay, okay, okay, okay.

25:43Declan's right.

25:44Campbell Black's an arrogant brat.

25:45Everything people hate about the upper classes.

25:48Why do you hate him so much?

25:50Because he always gets everything he wants.

25:53Joyce, Rupert Campbell Black.

25:55I wasn't surprised when the wife left.

25:58He'll never settle, will he?

26:00Doesn't that make him an interesting interview?

26:02He's the only man in England who can come out of a sex scandal with a promotion.

26:06Minister for sport, for God's sake.

26:08The man plays tennis naked.

26:10He's an irredeemable shit.

26:12We needn't pour fertilizer on his already overgrown ego.

26:16Who do you want, Declan?

26:18Thatcher.

26:19Margaret Thatcher.

26:20No, Charles.

26:20Fucking Dennis Thatcher.

26:22Look, she'll never say yes anyway.

26:24She thinks I'm an irate pinko.

26:25Well, let's see.

26:26I've donated eye-watering sums to the Tory party.

26:30It's not the public who decides which way the election goes, is it?

26:35All right.

26:36Stop staring at me.

26:36Fuck off.

26:37We've all got work to do.

26:40Declan.

26:40Yeah?

26:41Don't go.

26:42Have a proper drink.

26:42After you.

26:46You've got viewing figures most people would sell their granny for.

26:50So, I'm just wondering why you're still unhappy here.

26:55You mean Cameron?

26:56No.

26:57No.

26:58I mean, she's hard work, but you're right.

27:01She knows what she's doing.

27:02I just have a lot in my mind.

27:05Money stuff.

27:07I have an unpaid tax bill following me around.

27:1080 grand.

27:13London wasn't cheap.

27:14Not with a wife who throws her party every time someone blows their nose.

27:20All right.

27:21Well, why don't I settle with the end loan revenue for you?

27:25You can pay me back when you can.

27:26Nobody need to know about it.

27:28Just the two of us.

27:29And my accountant.

27:32That's very decent of you.

27:34Self-interest, really.

27:35You're no good to be preoccupied.

27:39Well.

27:41Nothing.

27:42Cheers.

27:43Why don't I dress for every situation?

27:47We'll be closing the doorway of our nation.

27:51Pick me up and shake the doubt

27:54baby I can't do without

27:57Don't mess around

27:58You bring me down

28:00How you get about

28:01Don't make sense

28:03Move out

28:16Are you always this height?

28:18I can usually size people by looking.

28:20I don't think you'd want me to serve things.

28:22I can't exactly do it myself, can I?

28:23You know to go round the dinner table clockwise, don't you?

28:26Don't pick, Sharon!

28:27And I need you to write the menu out.

28:29One for each end of the table in French, if you don't mind.

28:31Hello, Taggy.

28:32Nice get-up.

28:33Grub smells good.

28:34I'm still cross with you, Fred Fred.

28:36I mean, what were you thinking?

28:37Inviting a single man.

28:38I mean, what kind of a dinner party have you had nine guests?

28:40Ten guests now, because I've just invited a single woman

28:42to Bannister Books.

28:43Fred Fred, how could you?

28:45Now I'm going to have to change the whole Plussmont.

28:51Terrific.

28:54I could help you with the menus.

28:56I'm doing French for GCSE.

29:05They're going to be here soon, Mrs Makepeace.

29:07Yes, Mrs June.

29:08Sorry, did you decide if you want the cheese first or the pavlova?

29:11Fred Fred?

29:12Cheese or dessert?

29:14Don't posh people say pudding.

29:16Pudding?

29:16But dessert is French.

29:18Agatha, which is it?

29:19I don't know.

29:20Pudding.

29:21Feeling it aboard in school?

29:24Chin up, Massey.

29:26We've worked so hard, we can enjoy it now.

29:28I mean, who'd have thought it, you and me,

29:29entertain the Lord and the Lady, eh?

29:33Right.

29:48It's a nice, cosy dinner at Freddy's bum in a board seat at the end of it.

29:52I've rather implied to Lady Gosling he's already said yes,

29:55so we need to reel him in tonight.

29:57We might as well kiss goodbye to the franchise.

29:59No, absolutely.

30:01Operation Charm Offensive.

30:02Well, Offensive is right,

30:04we'll be forced to admire the soft furnishings,

30:06fitted carpets everywhere.

30:08Well, don't let Valerie Jones get to you, darling.

30:12You know who she reminds you of.

30:13Who?

30:14Your mother.

30:16Oh.

30:28Come on.

30:30You've got five minutes.

30:31Yeah, well, five minutes is how long it takes to do this bloody dress-up.

30:36No, all right.

30:39Um, you know I need you to, er, behave yourself this evening, don't you?

30:43Er, I want Tony to invite me onto the board at Quirinium, and we need to look proper.

30:50Respectable.

30:50Darling, is this about Rupert?

30:52It was just a silly flirtation.

30:54Come on, you know I love you most of all.

30:56Besides, I thought you wanted a young wife that everyone admires.

30:59I do, darling.

31:01Just prefer they admire you from further away.

31:16So it was a considerable renovation?

31:18Yes, it was terribly pokey.

31:20Three bedrooms and only the one bathroom, so we had to extend.

31:24But once we'd rendered over the old stonework, you can't tell the joy between the old and new.

31:28I thought this was a listed building.

31:30Oh, it is, yeah. Fred Fred has friends in high places.

31:34I mean, one needs a good-sized lounge for entertaining.

31:37Hmm.

31:38Lounge.

31:39Behave.

31:41Living charming.

31:42Yeah.

31:48I think I've had this dream.

31:50Valerie made me.

31:51She's so short.

31:54Brevity is the soul of wit.

31:56And I can almost see your brevities.

32:03The fact is, this is the listed building.

32:06The rules.

32:07To come.

32:08I need to be done with him.

32:14Oh.

32:16Darling, you look ravishing.

32:18Oh, James hates this, but it's the only clean one I've got.

32:22Hello, Valerie.

32:25Evening, Stratton.

32:26Listen, I think you're giving the wrong impression about the tennis game with your wife.

32:30Or quite innocent, sort of thing that wouldn't bat an eyelid on the continent.

32:33Good, clean, open-air fun.

32:35Shake hands and play nicely, shall we?

32:45Freddie!

32:47Sound distance!

32:48Sorry, love.

32:49Wrong room.

32:50Freddie's equipment is staggering.

32:57I gather you spent this afternoon on the couch with my husband.

33:00Yes.

33:01Do you mind?

33:02No.

33:03Good for you.

33:04I hope you told him it was marvellous afterwards.

33:09Thanks, Fred.

33:10Nature abhors a vacuum.

33:12Yes, so does my cleaner.

33:15That's very good.

33:16It's very good.

33:17You show me this sound system.

33:20I'll be back in a tick.

33:23You're ahead with the host, but you're next to him at dinner.

33:32Right, I'm off to see what decorative hell Valerie's unleashed on the downstairs loo.

33:37Glukum, darling.

33:38Glukum.

33:38Mm.

33:49Well, your expertise will be a lie.

33:54Of course, you're busy.

33:55Well, I think you like flipping useful.

33:57We'd have fun.

33:58I'm not trying to seduce you onto his board, is he?

34:01We're a viable, growing company with excellent prospects.

34:04The financial rewards are considerable.

34:06Must we bring money into it?

34:08Fred is a businessman.

34:10It's what we do.

34:10You ever said no to this man?

34:12Frequently.

34:13Did you enjoy the polo?

34:15Ho, ho, ho, ho.

34:16You're a very bad influence.

34:17I did ache for three days.

34:18Freddie?

34:19Mr Verica and Mrs Stratton are on the television.

34:23Oh, yes.

34:23Do you want to see this?

34:24Yeah.

34:24Okay.

34:37Sarah, welcome.

34:38Hi, James.

34:38Absolutely.

34:39There you are, Sarah.

34:41Where's Sarah?

34:41You've been married to Paul Stratton, MP for Cotchester, for a few months now.

34:46How do you see your role as the wife of an MP?

34:49To support my husband in every possible way.

34:52And how do you get on with Paul's family?

34:53I mean, his children must be nearly as old as you are.

34:55Oh, very good, James.

34:56Gripping stuff.

34:57No pressure on Paul to leave his first wife.

34:59But because he eventually made that decision, you know, I'm branded a scarlet woman.

35:03So I've had to try even harder to prove myself a good woman.

35:10Cute.

35:28Hello, Cameron.

35:29Let me get you a drink.

35:30They're all glued to the local news, I'm afraid.

35:32Oh, James.

35:34Stop it.

35:36What are you, 21?

35:37Oh, please.

35:38And the rest.

35:39She's a natural, isn't she?

35:41Well, it's just wonderful to see her opening up.

35:42I understand that.

36:11I understand that.

36:29Don't last for seconds, all right?

36:31Is this not fishing?

36:33You cologne?

36:34I wear it all the time.

36:35I like it.

36:36You sure the lighting wasn't a bit hard?

36:38It was brilliant.

36:40What the hell are you doing here?

36:41Freddie called after you left.

36:42I couldn't say no to him, could I?

36:44Well, don't do anything outrageous.

36:45Stay out of my way.

36:49Well, I clearly drew the long straw.

36:54Are we all here, yeah?

36:55Yeah.

36:59Ah, Cavendish.

37:00We've never really had a proper chat, have we?

37:02No, we haven't, Lady Betty.

37:04Oh, Monica, please.

37:05We're all friends here.

37:14Rupert Campbell Black.

37:18I presume since we're the only people here with our partners that we're being set up with each other,

37:22and just so you know, I am perfectly comfortable with them.

37:25Do you have a boyfriend?

37:28Kind of.

37:30Mm-hmm.

37:32Best kind.

37:37Sorry, I think, uh, someone's been playing with the, um...

37:41Anything all right, Valerie?

37:43Yes.

37:43Yeah.

37:44Quite, quite all right.

37:45Do you work with Cavendish, James?

37:48Her name's Cannon.

37:49No, I promise it's not.

37:52No, Cavendish.

37:53See?

37:54James thought you were called Cameron.

37:55Yeah, it's Cameron.

37:58Yeah.

37:59But this beautiful was Hans to Cavendish, so why didn't you say anything, ma?

38:03You're my boss's wife.

38:05Well, silly girl.

38:08There's no need.

38:09Honestly, what peculiar behaviour?

38:16Salon mousse.

38:18Do you like salmon mousse?

38:19Sir, what have you got?

38:21Chinged French peasant, cravat sauce.

38:23Yes.

38:24Desert chateau.

38:26Do you think it's garnished from actual sand?

38:28Garnished with leftover peasants?

38:32Not so frequently, no.

38:33Er, clockwise, Agatha, please.

38:36Sorry.

38:36I didn't tell her.

39:01It looks amazing.

39:03I do love a bit of pheasant.

39:04It looks delicious.

39:06And how'd you get on with Declan on it?

39:08Well, I'm his producer, which gives him license to be obnoxious.

39:11God knows how his wife puts up with them.

39:13Well, you could ask Taggy here.

39:14She's his daughter.

39:16Oh, God, I'm sorry.

39:19It's all sport with you, isn't it?

39:21Blood sport, mostly the chase.

39:23Oh, but if you caught something, I don't think you'd know what to do with it.

39:26Hmm.

39:27She's quite the ball breaker, your new producer.

39:29Where'd you find her?

39:30Hunted her down in New York.

39:31Ah, blood sports again.

39:32You guys go to school together or something?

39:34Oh, no, no, no, no.

39:36And that's funny.

39:37Why?

39:39Because, as it happens, no, we didn't.

39:42Rupert went to Harrow.

39:44I went to grammar school.

39:46And you'll never let anyone forget it, will you?

39:47I wasn't going to say anything of the sort of you that won't let anyone forget it, Battingham.

39:54Tony was quite different as a boy.

39:58Billy Bunter, weren't you?

40:00Okay.

40:00What's grammar school and how is it different from where you went?

40:04Well, it's increasingly hard to say.

40:06Rupert's school cost a lot more, but they didn't spend any of it teaching him manners.

40:12Very good, Lady Battingham.

40:13I can't imagine you fat, Tony.

40:15That's where I got my drive to succeed.

40:17I wish Fred Fridge had a drive like that.

40:19We can't budge those girls at all.

40:21Ha!

40:22Be careful what you wish for, Valerie.

40:25It might drive them to some dangerous places.

40:28I've been meaning to say, Tony, we've found a presenter for our Caring for the Elderly segment.

40:32She's a Jamaican lady living in Cotchester, a 70-year-old widow with an adult daughter,

40:37which makes her a black single mother.

40:39Box tick.

40:40I was brought up by a black single mother.

40:43Can't wait to tune in.

40:51She's so exotic, isn't she?

40:54Where's she from?

40:54America, I think.

40:56Wayne likes black girls, don't you, Wayne?

40:57What? Shut up!

40:58You've got a picture of Grace Jones when I close on.

41:00I saw it in your pants drawer.

41:02Oh, it's going so well.

41:04The pheasant was divine.

41:05Everyone's saying so.

41:07Oh, I knew you'd be wonderful at this.

41:10I'm sorry I should put you in that thing.

41:11It was me.

41:12You were at the menu's out.

41:13That's why the spelling's so bad.

41:15Oh, God.

41:16You're dyslexia.

41:19I'm so sorry.

41:21We thought we were taking the mickey out of...

41:24Someone else.

41:26Well, you cook like a dream, even if you can't spell for shit.

41:33Oh, my God.

41:36Oh, my God.

41:37Curl a vote.

41:38Bravo.

41:42Closed Captionseer

41:54what's your favorite thing about your job well what a lovely question

42:04space up there most british satellites use my computers now and sometimes

42:12i look up at the night sky and i see a little star winking back at me

42:17and i think i've made that happen and it blows my mind

42:31chateau ghetto this looks divine well done angel

42:52you stupid bitch what the fuck are you doing i'm so sorry i'm sorry

42:58oops fetch a cloth agatha don't fetch a cloth

43:01it's armani i'll pay for it oh you couldn't begin to

43:05needn't be a bitch about it

43:10come on this this can't get you tidied up come with me

43:15rupert how could you

43:20god that is exactly the kind of crass

43:25i thought she'd like it god knows her mother would have

43:27come in home just a buffet laid out for you to snack on

43:30perhaps she's not as innocent as you think she is and that's a very cheeky little dress

43:34valerie made her wear it to do the job not that you'd understand with looks like hers i wouldn't have

43:40thought a career was that important

43:41honestly rupert this was badly done

44:06i thought you wanted me to

44:12why on earth would you think that

44:14well you like to watch

44:16well you might be grown up enough to play too

44:18you're disgusting and i want nothing to do with you

44:24why on earth do you want nothing to do with you

44:30there's no reason there's no reason he wants it

44:33why you mean the truthcej

44:35NESS

44:39rather dramatic enter the evening

44:42with these sobbing women

44:46Valerie all right she's chuffed to bits that you're going to dinner so thank you so

44:56this board thing my vow she just came for me again to something more cultural

45:04so why don't you send me over to business plan I'll look over it I'll give you a call on

45:10Monday

45:27last night was humiliating I don't know if I can do this anymore you and me what why

45:41you're at Valerie Jones dinner party yeah I gather you got pudding tipped all over you

45:48by my daughter I'll pay for the cleaning bill wouldn't Rupert do that it was him who made

45:53tag he dropped the pudding when he groped her he what oh yeah no no it's more than a pinch

46:01on

46:01the bottom I didn't see it at the time but group sounds right I'm sorry he he fucking what yeah

46:07he's a promiscuous libertine in a fumbles of every likes wait wait wait bastard Jesus when I catch him

46:20up interview him to death you know that's an idea think about it you go over there and

46:27thump him who gets to see it one housekeeper and a gardener at best have him on the show you

46:33can flay him in front of 16 million people oh but you already said you didn't want him right no

46:39hinterland I didn't want him either I didn't want to give him the exposure but exposing him come on

46:44that's a whole different show isn't it that's where you destroy him and it lasts a fuck of a lot

46:50longer

46:50than a black eye revenge is a dish best served on television

47:26the

47:32you

47:57It's

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