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00:16People sometimes ask me, do sportsmen make good politicians?

00:23I say yes, if you like your politicians brave, disciplined, strong in body, mentally agile.

00:31Someone who knows how to truly commit, working night and day to make your life better.

00:37Someone who knows they're playing for the winning side, who was born to win and refuses to lose.

00:43Someone who can ride any storm and even let others take the lead without ever tiring or letting go.

00:49Someone who is flexible and used to competing in difficult positions.

00:53If that ticks all your boxes, may I invite you to tick mine?

00:59Oh, you look spectacular.

01:02That was a party political broadcast by the Conservative Party.

01:06You do know that's an antique.

01:11The mirror's pretty old, too.

01:14Helen.

01:19Helen.

01:21Helen.

01:23Helen.

01:33Helen.

01:34Helen.

01:37Helen.

01:39Helen.

01:40Helen.

01:41Helen.

01:42Helen.

01:44Helen.

01:45She is a great doiventill.

01:46Helen.

01:56Helen.

01:58Helen.

02:00Helen.

02:00She is fun for us.

02:00Now, how is wanted?

02:01Helen.

02:04Helen.

02:05Helen.

02:13So, you forgot.

02:14Not for a second.

02:15Half-term break. You'll have them till Wednesday.

02:17I've been looking for a tape.

02:18Stop it!

02:19Your poker face is terrible.

02:20More of a bridge, man. I do like a foursome.

02:23Daddy!

02:26Hello, sweetheart.

02:29Hi, Marcus.

02:33Hi, Dad.

02:33The children's bags, the clothes are all labelled.

02:35There's a list in there if you could check them all off when they come back.

02:38Tabitha came home without a single sock last time.

02:44Hello.

02:51Hi. I'm Mrs. Gordon, the children's mother.

02:53Uh, yeah. Uh, Helen, this is Cameron.

02:56I've heard so much about you.

02:59Philadelphia, right?

03:00Yes, ma'am. Well, New York by way of Philly. You?

03:03Florida.

03:05And hi. You must be Tabitha.

03:08Obviously. Who are you?

03:13Um, I'm your, uh, your father's girlfriend.

03:17You bloody nuts!

03:23Okay, I'm gonna leave you to deal with that.

03:26I'm late for my plane. My husband is waiting.

03:29Where are you going?

03:30Venice.

03:30Oh, baby. We should go to Venice.

03:33I'll waste it on Rupert, I'm afraid.

03:35Okay, kiss the children for me. I'll see them.

03:38Wednesday.

03:39Wednesday. Right.

03:40I'm sorry. I didn't know that they didn't know about me.

03:43Enjoy Venice!

03:46Don't fall in.

03:57Don't fall in.

04:06I told you you should order the beef.

04:08Luigi's is legendary.

04:09No, I'm not really enjoying red meat at the moment.

04:11Ah.

04:12Monica couldn't eat eggs for nine months.

04:14Couldn't see them in the pantry without feeling nauseous.

04:20So, explain to me how it's mine.

04:24Do you remember the day I joined Carinium?

04:26Celebration dinner at the Bear in Bisley.

04:28Two courses.

04:30Me for pudding.

04:31Forgive me, I'm not the only suspect.

04:33James and I didn't start until Miss Carinium.

04:35You knew of a husband?

04:36No, Paul lost his libido at the same time as his cabinet suit.

04:39Not something, um, you'd ever have trouble with, I imagine.

04:46You're feeling a bit pushed out since BT came on board at Carinium, am I right?

04:50You're also aware that Cameron's out.

04:52You're wondering if a little power move like this

04:57might move you into the position she vacated.

04:59Queen of Carinium.

05:01Sad to say, Sarah, we're not inviting applications at present.

05:04Nor are we looking for an illegitimate heir to the throne.

05:08Get rid of it.

05:09I know a very good chap in Harley Street

05:11had this sorted out in no time.

05:13Termination.

05:15No, not a nice word.

05:19Better to think of it as a cleansing of your soul.

05:22Be a shame if this were to hang over your blossoming career.

05:27It would hang over you too, though, wouldn't it?

05:31And Monica.

05:32Ooh.

05:39Imminently deniable.

05:42Unless that's the pearl pops out with a cigar in its mouth,

05:44you'd have a way to prove it's mine.

05:46Here you go.

05:47Mmm.

05:50Bon appétit.

05:53Mmm.

05:54God, it's good.

05:55Mmm.

05:58Try the beef.

06:06Come on.

06:14Don't try to play chess with me, Sarah.

06:16You're not clever enough.

06:18We both want rid of this problem,

06:19so you sort it out as quick as you possibly can.

06:22Good girl.

06:30Rupert's all over bloody everything.

06:33They've shown his party political broadcast five times this week.

06:35He's been on Breakfast Time and TV AM.

06:37Both channels.

06:38Both channels.

06:41Meanwhile, I can't even get invited on Cotswold Roundup,

06:44a programme presented by my own wife.

06:47Thank you, darling.

06:49So, listen, I've made some calls,

06:51and we're going to have a dinner party on Tuesday,

06:53see if we can't turn some local goodwill

06:55into actual television coverage.

06:57Sure, Tony Baddingham, we mean business.

07:01Dinner party here?

07:03Do you know,

07:06Winifred always used to throw me dinner parties

07:09in the run-up to an election,

07:11and I never had to suggest it myself.

07:14Oh.

07:15Good for Winifred.

07:19Yes.

07:21Perhaps you should start thinking about what to cook.

07:27Yes.

07:58You're too good to those birds.

08:00I like how busy they are.

08:02Work so hard at surviving.

08:04Morning.

08:05Aubergine's.

08:06From the market, as requested.

08:09Aubergine's in the Cotswold.

08:10Bars was in London last night.

08:12I've got to make six, um...

08:14What's that again?

08:15Moussaka.

08:16Thanks to Moussaka for the Women's Institute AGM.

08:18And I spare one for your lunch.

08:20Can't wait.

08:21Do I have a hand?

08:22I'm a decent sous chef.

08:23Oh.

08:24Okay.

08:25Morning, all.

08:26Good morning.

08:29Boss lady's here.

08:36Morning.

08:37You must be Marcus.

08:39Hello.

08:40Which makes you...

08:41Tabitha.

08:42And you're Declan O'Hara from the telly.

08:44Declan O'Telly, that's right.

08:46This is all looking great.

08:48It is, but Charles called me this morning.

08:51Turns out Carinium are also developing a series of Shakespeare plays for the school's market.

08:56Do you know about this?

08:57It's another thing from our application document, isn't it?

09:24All right, then.

09:25Where do you want this, Declan?

09:28Over here.

09:29There you go.

09:30Oh, fuck.

09:31I'm sweating carbs here.

09:33Who is this person?

09:36Good morning, Venture Television.

09:37Shelley speaking.

09:38Well, we said we needed a secretary.

09:40She prefers executive assistant.

09:41Declan, BBC for you.

09:51Declan O'Hara?

09:54Hello, Jeremy.

09:55Hi, Baz.

09:57Oh, hello, Munchkin.

09:59Oh, how are you?

10:00Is there any food?

10:01Cameron made breakfast, but it was disgusting.

10:05Which is your desk?

10:06Why?

10:07The only character in my life.

10:09I want to know everything about you.

10:11We've put you over here, Cameron.

10:12This is the driving seat.

10:13Why don't you go into the kitchen and find Taggy.

10:16She'll get you a snack.

10:18Go on.

10:18Just do that.

10:19I scrabbled some eggs.

10:20How was that disgusting?

10:21Will do, Jeremy.

10:24So, our Yeats documentary is now officially in development.

10:30Oh!

10:31Oh!

10:32Oh!

10:32I love a bit of Yeats.

10:34Oh, honey, so recently you were pronouncing it Yeats.

10:36So, what happens now?

10:37Take a trip over to Ireland, scout out some locations.

10:40We don't need to shoot in Ireland.

10:41We've got landscape coming out of our ears in Rutshire.

10:44With all due respect, Cameron.

10:46Says the man about to say something disrespectful.

10:49Fucking Rutshire looks nothing like Ireland,

10:52and it's ignorant to even suggest that we would ever...

10:54We should be trying to film wherever's least expensive.

10:56I don't want the maths club running the drama group, all right?

10:59Oh, hello, children.

11:01Uh, there's nobody in the kitchen.

11:05Okay, uh, take a seat,

11:06and we'll find you some cookies or something.

11:09Huh, Shelley?

11:12You don't want the maths club running the drama group.

11:14I don't want the drama group being irresponsible

11:16with Venturer's program budget.

11:22Oh, my God.

11:24You little shit.

11:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

11:27Come on.

11:27The timing was good.

11:29Cameron varticated.

11:31Ew, I can smell it.

11:32Thank you, darling.

11:33I'm just going to speak to her.

11:42Hey, uh...

11:45Why don't you take her with you?

11:47Show the landscape,

11:49make her fall in love with the place.

11:51You want me to take Cameron to Ireland?

11:54Why am I suspicious?

11:58I can really use a few days of land with the kids.

12:02Try and talk to them about this new...

12:06relationship.

12:08Help me out here?

12:12Yeah.

12:13Yeah, I'll help.

12:18Taggy!

12:20Taggy, I've got your...

12:24Dish.

12:27Hello?

12:30Freddie.

12:33You been okay?

12:39Not great.

12:42No, me neither.

12:44Bloody coffees!

12:47So, hello, Lizzie.

12:48Sorry, snatching a moment.

12:50Didn't mean to interrupt.

12:51Oh, no, don't worry.

12:52I don't know why Muggins here has been left to make the coffee

12:53while Shelley's sat on her arse with her tin of family circle.

12:57I always prefer to sit dinner biscuits.

12:59Yes, I am.

13:04How many times have you shagged now?

13:07Once.

13:08And never again.

13:10Surely not.

13:11I'd imagine Mr Jones is a very considerate lover.

13:14I'm married.

13:15Yes, to James Verica.

13:17We can't all just do what we want, Rupert.

13:20The rules are there to stop people getting hurt.

13:22That's why most of us try to stick to them.

13:24I came to give this back to Taggy.

13:27We were all quite surprised when you moved Cameron into Pensacom Court.

13:31Well, I hope it's working out.

13:45Beaver!

13:46Fetch!

13:47I'll only be a few days in Ireland.

13:50Honestly, how is he my son with an underarm like that?

13:55You won't do anything silly, will you, if Tony comes prowling around?

13:58He's in with a showjumping trophy.

14:02If he had anything on us, he'd have used it by now.

14:04Look, I said I would be here to look after you, and I will.

14:08Mm-mm.

14:09I think you like that you rescued me.

14:11What happens when I don't need taken care of anymore?

14:13Yeah, I might have rescued you the first time,

14:15but the second time you rescued yourself, and I like that very much.

14:21Well, I guess Tabitha's not coming to say goodbye.

14:23Look, I know she's been a little toad.

14:26I've never had a woman here at the same time as the children.

14:30Whatever else I've done, I've stuck to that,

14:31so of course she's rattled by meeting you.

14:33It's your own bloody fault

14:35for making me adore you enough to break the rules.

14:39You know what?

14:40I'm gonna miss you.

14:47And I'll miss you too, Blue.

14:50Bye, Marcus.

14:51Bye.

14:58Do you think she'll come back?

15:00Why wouldn't she?

15:24Are you lost?

15:26Oh.

15:28Sorry you're upset.

15:31I'm tagging you.

15:32I live in the house down there.

15:35I like your purple skirt.

15:37I always wanted one, but my knees are too knobbly.

15:41Hey, this is Gertrude.

15:43She's a good listener.

15:44I tell her all my problems.

15:45Your advice isn't very good, though.

15:47She mainly just whiffs and girls.

15:52You think you can tell her what's wrong?

15:54Daddy doesn't love me anymore.

15:59There you are.

16:04Um, darling, what did I tell you about running away?

16:06This is Taggy, Daddy.

16:08She lives down there.

16:09Yeah, we've, uh...

16:12We've met.

16:12Can she come to tea, Daddy?

16:14Please, please?

16:15Oh, um...

16:18Yeah, come and have some tea.

16:19Why not?

16:21Um, I've got to get home,

16:23but another day, okay?

16:26Come on, pup.

16:30Okay, home time.

16:34I don't think she likes you, Daddy.

16:44Good morning, Rudshaw.

16:46What a beautiful, sunny morning it is, too.

16:49With the general election only days away,

16:51this morning we'll be asking if Rudshaw will stay as conservative as ever,

16:55or if local MPs Wupert Campbell Black for Chalford & Bisley

16:59and Paul Stratton for Conchester

17:01should be watching their backs for a potential liberal landslide.

17:12And here is the kitchen,

17:14where you'll be making all the magic happen.

17:17Cooker, fridge here, pantry, a walk-in cupboard there,

17:21that's where Paul keeps all the wine and whatnot.

17:23Um, you're happy with the recipe?

17:24It's just I know that reading's a struggle for you, isn't it,

17:27with your dyslexia.

17:29Oh, I'm fine.

17:30I've got everything.

17:32Thank you for writing it out so big.

17:35Now, I know beef, it's a bit much, isn't it,

17:37for a summer dinner party,

17:38but, well, it's his favourite.

17:40My husband's favourite, I mean.

17:42And with the election and poolies of the TV coverage you can get.

17:45Oh, of course.

17:46And you don't mind staying in the kitchen tonight, do you?

17:49It's just, it's a bit awkward, you being Ventra.

17:52Oh.

17:52Daddy doesn't know, but...

17:53He can't really complain, we need the money.

17:55Ah.

17:56Well, just don't go poisoning all of Carinium in my dining room.

18:01Seriously, though, you really mustn't let anyone see you.

18:03Oh.

18:04OK.

18:05I've rather given the impression that I'm doing the cooking tonight,

18:07so I really need everything to be perfect.

18:10Right.

18:13OK, well, I'm going to go to the hairdressers.

18:16Um, don't answer the door,

18:17but if somebody calls, just...

18:19Pretend to be the daily, OK?

18:21Oh, sure.

18:22Um, what if anyone sees me in the kitchen tonight?

18:30Just duck into the pantry.

18:36This afternoon, the MP for Chalford and Bisley

18:39was in Stroud with his children

18:40to open the newest branch of Waitrose,

18:42armed with a very large pair of scissors.

18:45And three, two, one!

18:47Yay!

18:48Well done, too.

18:49No, delighted to drop in on our walk around Stroud.

18:51Waitrose is absolutely the best place

18:53to pick up a nice hunk of Codswell bloom.

19:01No, no, no, no, no, no!

19:03God, no, you idiot!

19:08Um...

19:17Er...

19:21Er...

19:22Er...

19:22Mrs Stratton-Bishoppin, thank you very much.

19:25That's the worst Rutscher accent I've ever heard, Sarah, is Rupert.

19:29It's...

19:30It's not Sarah.

19:32Is that Taggy?

19:33Sarah said to pretend to be a daily.

19:36Um, er, I'm actually after Paul.

19:38Um, is he there?

19:39It's party business.

19:42Oh.

19:45Darling, what is it?

19:46I'm making Mr Stratton's favourite beef in the white elephant in Payne's Wig,

19:49and I've just dropped all the salt on it, and now it's ruined!

19:52Oh, Angel!

19:53Well, can you make it again?

19:55No, it's too late!

19:56The butcher shuts at four!

19:57Oh, God!

19:58Ruined everything!

20:00All right, leave it with me.

20:01Er, you get on with the starter, and I'll be there in an hour.

20:04No, you don't have to do that.

20:08But there's an awful lot to do!

20:10Sorry, Gerald!

20:11I'm rescuing a constituent!

20:12Give me back my money!

20:14Can't have it!

20:14It's free parking, not three pounds!

20:23Oh!

20:32It's got it, summer mountain tops!

20:36Running like a silver flame!

20:40The summit of beauty and love!

20:44The feet, it's, it's a flame!

20:48She's got it!

20:50Yeah, baby, she's got it!

21:06Are you nearly done? They're sitting down. Well, some of them. Nearly, nearly.

21:11Oh, quick, someone's coming. Quick, here.

21:19Gorgeous canapes, Sarah.

21:20Oh, thanks so much. I love those. Taggy O'Hara makes them.

21:26Yes! Yes, I asked for the recipe.

21:29Oh. What are you cooking us?

21:32I'm cooking Luigi's famous beef dobe. I had to almost sleep with him to get the recipe.

21:37But that's Tony's favourite. I can't wait to tell him. Can I do anything?

21:42Yes. Will you tell the men to bloody well sit down? God, it's like herding cats, isn't it?

21:46Where's your glass, Lizzie? Put it down again.

21:49Yeah.

21:54Sarah? Sorry, did I make you jump?

21:57Yeah.

21:57I'm so sorry for bringing your nemesis. Mother's not well tonight.

22:01Beatty overheard me on the phone and insisted she come along with me instead.

22:05I couldn't stop her.

22:06Don't worry. I put her next to James.

22:08Oh, actually, you can take this in for me.

22:13I need no second bidding.

22:23Now, can I take these? Are these ready to go?

22:25Oh, I'm not really ready.

22:26Well, they look ready.

22:27Actually, yes, they're ready. Sorry.

22:29Wow.

22:30And just remind me again, what are these?

22:33It's trout mousse with a cucumber salad and Melba toast.

22:36And did it take me long to make it?

22:38Not really, because we're very good at cooking.

22:46Beef daub for eight, direct from Luigi at the White Elephant.

22:49Oh, my goodness. You're a lifesaver. Thank you.

22:52Oh, look, it's the same dish.

22:53Do you mind?

22:58Does your father know you're cooking for the enemy?

23:00This is the strangest job I have.

23:03Look, it's Sarah. Quick.

23:05Really?

23:09I knew Sarah wasn't cooking.

23:11Oh, my God, please don't say anything.

23:12I'll be in such trouble.

23:13I said I was going to the loo.

23:16Why don't you use the upstairs one?

23:17Well, I don't need the loo.

23:18That's okay.

23:19Okay.

23:23What are the herbs on top? Monica's asking.

23:25Oh, and dill.

23:26Dill?

23:26No.

23:27Paul wants horseradish.

23:29Oh, Sarah.

23:29No, no, not in there.

23:33What the hell are you doing here?

23:35I just popped round to see Taggy.

23:37Sarah?

23:38Wait.

23:42I have to speak to you.

23:43I'm hosting a dinner party, James.

23:45It can't wait.

23:46I'm sure it can.

23:47I am going crackers.

23:48Apparently, you are pregnant.

23:49Look.

23:52Why did you hear that?

23:53Audrey told me at work.

23:54Is it true?

23:55Is it mine?

23:56No.

23:57I'm getting rid of it, all right?

23:59Just...

23:59Please, don't say anything.

24:02Sarah, you're in the kitchen.

24:03I'm getting it off.

24:06I'm fine.

24:11Everything all right, darling?

24:12Yes.

24:12What?

24:13Why?

24:13Well, so do you.

24:16This is terribly important.

24:18I know.

24:18Oh, my insides are not right at all.

24:21Oh.

24:21It's probably just nerves.

24:23Yeah.

24:23Go upstairs.

24:24It looks like someone has pectivism.

24:25It's all right.

24:27Oh.

24:28Oh.

24:31Someone was in the other Lou, so I went upstairs.

24:33Oh.

24:33No problem.

24:34Very good.

24:35Go and sit down.

24:37Have a drink.

24:38Another drink.

24:50Get back in there before Lizzie sees you're gone.

24:51God, Sarah, I can't tell you the relief.

24:54Oh.

24:58It's not mine, is it?

25:00No.

25:00Fuck off.

25:01Get me the horseradish.

25:02Middle shelf.

25:02I know what the horseradish is.

25:05Get me.

25:05Oh, God.

25:06Oh, just a second.

25:08Oh, God.

25:10What does a girl have to do to get a proper drink around here?

25:14Murderous Scotch.

25:16Are we alone?

25:17Looks like it.

25:19Our plan is coming together deliciously.

25:22I genuinely think it might lose a particular unlovely person their particularly lovely job.

25:27Beautiful music to my ears.

25:29Hmm.

25:29You just need to keep a certain person out of my way.

25:36Oh.

25:37Hello, you two.

25:38Talking shop again, are we?

25:40Well, you really are the most attentive host.

25:42Every time I turn around, there you are.

25:44Well, actually, I was just popping in for this cheeky little burgundy to go with the beef.

25:48What do you say, Tony?

25:49Shall we, er, rip our knickers off?

25:50Oh, God.

25:51Absolutely.

25:51Excuse me.

25:52It mustn't be Monica.

25:53I...

25:54Oh, did I mention what a wonderful job you're doing on the election campaigns?

25:57Sarah has learned so much from you.

26:00Well, she had a great deal to learn.

26:02Indeed.

26:03Very good.

26:09Right.

26:10This is my very important dinner party.

26:13All right?

26:13So I have to go back in there because people are going to start asking where I am.

26:17Please, get the main course ready and try not to do anything more to fuck up my night.

26:21Fine.

26:22Oh, Jesus.

26:23Okay.

26:25What can I do?

26:26Can you take this one with you?

26:28Oh.

26:31Hide the evidence.

26:32Of course.

26:32And this is definitely the salty one.

26:34Yes.

26:34Thank you so much for tonight.

26:37Wish I could pay you back.

26:39I mean, return the favour.

26:44Well, actually, there is one thing you could help me with.

26:49Hey, yeah?

26:49One to an escape from cold it.

26:52This is just you.

26:53Has Tony said anything to you?

26:55About what?

26:56The entire purpose of this evening.

26:58Getting my face on Corineum television.

27:01No.

27:01But he can't, whilst you're still in here, can he?

27:04Oh, do me a favour.

27:05Crack open another bottle of red.

27:06Liz is really ploughing through it.

27:08Yeah, Roger Bulkin.

27:12All aboard.

27:21Oh, God, she took it.

27:22What do we do?

27:22Oh, God.

27:24You'll have to go in there.

27:25I can't go in there.

27:25Well, I really can't go in there.

27:27Oh, Roger.

27:27Oh.

27:28It's the wrong beef.

27:30What?

27:30You'll regret it if you argue, darling.

27:32Just run and get the beef.

27:33What?

27:44What the hell is going on?

27:46Everyone in there thinks I'm Batty.

27:47Just say you forgot to garnish it.

27:49Sarah!

27:50Oh, dear.

27:51Oh, my God.

27:55Is everything all right, Tom?

27:58Sarah?

27:59What is the daughter of Tony Battingham's greatest enemy doing in our kitchen?

28:03Oh, please, God, don't tell me she cooked the dinner.

28:08It's no good.

28:10It's no good.

28:11I'm never going to be able to cook like Winifred.

28:13Darling, I just wanted your night to be perfect, so I got Taggy to come and help me.

28:17I've been in the pantry.

28:19Sarah's done most of it.

28:21You want to find out, Paulie.

28:23Come on, nobody's seen her.

28:24Huh?

28:25As long as there's absolutely no chance of Tony finding out.

28:28Absolutely none.

28:30Yeah.

28:32Come on, darling.

28:32Why don't you go back in there and top up everyone's wine?

28:36Could have been worse, you know?

28:37Could have been Rupert Campbell fuckface in this kitchen.

28:45I'm so sorry, but the Royal Luigi cooked this one.

28:48It's really good.

28:50Yes.

28:51So I hear.

28:54Good luck in there.

28:56Come on, guys.

28:57Out.

28:58Hey, what the hell are you playing here?

29:00What?

29:00It's been around the whole party.

29:01Apparently you've got a secret.

29:03If I hear so much as a whisper about it.

29:05I haven't told anyone.

29:06I can't help it if you have.

29:07Sarah?

29:08What?

29:09Get in.

29:10Get in.

29:12Darling.

29:13Huh?

29:14I can't seem to get Tony on his own.

29:16Now I'm chatting up B.T. Johnson only.

29:19I may have done too much.

29:19I made her think that I'm up for a clinch in the cloak.

29:21Oh, God.

29:22No, I'm still looking into my skin.

29:23Oh, God.

29:24Hide me.

29:25Hide me.

29:28There's bugger all in the sideboard.

29:30In the wine pantry.

29:31Wine pantry?

29:32Aren't we posh?

29:33Oh, no.

29:38Don't hear you.

29:39Don't hear you.

29:39Paul.

29:43So, listen, while I've got you, um, I wonder if you might see fit to get me on the Cotswold

29:48round-up sofa this week, hmm?

29:49One final push before the election, you know?

29:52Win it for the blues.

29:55No, yes, no.

29:56No.

29:56Yeah.

29:58I'm not sure when I do that.

29:58I'm sure we can make that happen.

30:00Lovely.

30:03Thank you so much.

30:04Um...

30:05After you.

30:09Ah!

30:10Oh!

30:11There you are.

30:13And you found Tony.

30:14Good.

30:15Good.

30:16Um, darling, Peter wants a scotch.

30:18So, would you take that in for me?

30:19My joiner in one, actually.

30:21Yeah.

30:22Tony.

30:23Thanks.

30:26I'm seeing the Harley Street doctor next week.

30:28Right?

30:28So, what's all this about secrets?

30:33I didn't cook this.

30:35Right?

30:36It's not about the baby.

30:38Listen to me.

30:39You get yourself unpregnated as quickly as possible, or no more dinner parties.

30:43Huh?

30:43No more uncensored.

30:45You got it?

30:46You are off the show till you sort yourself out.

30:58Wait.

30:59Uh!

31:01Uh!

31:13Ah!

31:14Whew!

31:15Beef!

31:16Dome!

31:17Dome!

31:18Dome!

31:19Beef!

31:20Beef!

31:21Dome!

31:27Oh, I'm sorry about that, everybody.

31:29It has to be dope.

31:33Oh, I do love a pumpkin.

31:39But Taggy O'Hara cooked the whole thing

31:42and Sarah had her hiding in the kitchen all night.

31:45No, you're joking.

31:47No, there's Gerald.

31:48Don't forget to vote tomorrow.

31:50Rupert Campbell Black.

31:51Derry.

31:52Hello.

31:54Hello.

31:54Beautiful day for it.

31:56Hello, Georgie girl.

31:59Oh, aren't you a beauty?

32:01Does Tony know you're fraternising with the enemy, Monica?

32:04Oh, we've all known each other far too long for any of that silliness.

32:08You, me, and Hermione were spiking the punch at the Junior Hump Borg

32:11before I never seemed to know what a television franchise was.

32:15Muffy, your godmother was quite the firecracker, you know.

32:18Oh.

32:19Derry, darling.

32:20Do you want some help?

32:21Mummy, will you take David back?

32:23Of course.

32:24Have fun.

32:25Here we go.

32:26Come on, David.

32:26Yes, give me some of those.

32:27Lovely to see her so happy.

32:29Do you know, I really never thought she'd find anyone.

32:32Rupert Campbell Black?

32:34Quite something.

32:35Isn't she your Muffy?

32:37She's a trooper.

32:39Must say something of a surprise, Polo.

32:42Yes, sorry.

32:45You were away when it all happened.

32:47I mean, I didn't know you liked...

32:51Dogs and horses?

32:53Yes, exactly.

32:55Well, you know what it's like when you find your person.

32:58Suddenly everything about you makes sense.

33:03So you have to screw the corners down really tight.

33:06No.

33:08No.

33:09Then you have to leave it for several weeks.

33:12Weeks?

33:12Teachers are patients, don't they?

33:14Done it with my brownies a few times.

33:16They love it.

33:17Do you go to brownies, Tab?

33:18You only go to brownies if you haven't got a pony.

33:23Oh, we can use them to decorate cards once they're pressed, like these ones I made.

33:27What's Taggy short for?

33:28Agatha.

33:29Isn't that awful?

33:30Tabitha's so much nicer.

33:32I don't like it if people call me Tabby at school.

33:34Sounds like a cat.

33:36Well, my parents call me Tag, or it sounds a lot like Tab.

33:39If Mark has shouted Tab, we'd both go charging into the room and bump into each other in the doorway.

33:47If you come to Warwickshire, you can see Biscuit, my new pony.

33:50Oh, I'd love that.

33:51Tab!

33:52Here we are!

33:55Daddy, could Taggy come back to Warwickshire with us tonight and see Biscuit?

33:58See Biscuit?

34:00That's another horse entirely.

34:01Please, Daddy.

34:02She can come and get burgers with us on the way.

34:04Oh, I said I'd give Mrs. Irma left times.

34:06By a walk.

34:07It's not far.

34:08You go see the pony.

34:11Blanche?

34:15Yes!

34:16Yes!

34:17I can't wait for you to meet Biscuit.

34:19Come on!

34:20Okay, okay, okay.

34:21Come, I'm coming, I'm coming.

34:21What Tabitha says, goes.

34:24Last one to the car is a filthy rascal!

34:25Go, go, go, go, go!

34:37Table 11 are ready for drinks, don't they?

34:39Come on!

34:46Oh, no!

34:47A quick check on 12, okay?

34:49Yeah.

34:52For all the house down.

34:54Everything good, Mr. Campbell Black?

34:56Perfect.

34:57I'll have another, please.

34:59I can.

34:59And the pudding menu.

35:01Coming up.

35:02You can have pudding if Cameron's not here.

35:04Horrid Cameron thinks for its salad is a pudding.

35:06Yuck.

35:07Oh, Cameron's not horrid.

35:09You know, when I first met her, I did think she was a bit scary.

35:12Even Daddy probably thought she was a bit scary.

35:15I was terrified.

35:17If Cameron and Dad got married, she'd be our stepmother.

35:20I'm not calling her mother.

35:22You don't have to.

35:24Malise doesn't make you call him Dad, does he?

35:27You're so lucky, all these extra grown-ups you've got.

35:30Are you one of our grown-ups?

35:31I could be your grown-up friend, if you like.

35:43Delicious as ever, Basil.

35:45You got the wine or the girl?

35:46You bet.

35:49And this is for you.

35:54It was.

35:55It was.

35:57I didn't realise you'd lifted the ban on super-villains.

36:00Closest place to Carinian for an off-campus cabal.

36:04Don't worry, I'd charge him double.

36:06Been discussing all the programme ideas.

36:08You've pinched.

36:08Not pinging, I don't think.

36:10We have everything we need.

36:11Just spending time with the family, same as you.

36:13Oh, I'm not going to congratulate you.

36:15I had no idea you had three such beautiful children.

36:21Do have a good evening, won't you?

36:41Mr. Stratton, welcome back to Carinian.

36:44Good to see you.

36:46And can I just say, I'll definitely be voting for you tomorrow.

36:49That's very kind.

36:51Thank you, Doreen.

36:52Doreen.

36:53Of course, the weather forecast looks perfect for a stroll into town tomorrow,

36:58but don't forget to vote on the way to the ice cream van.

37:02And can I just say, from all of us here,

37:03and of course, we would say this to candidates from all the parties,

37:07that we wish you the very best of luck winning Conchester.

37:10Well, of course, I'm hoping to continue to serve the fine people of Conchester,

37:14but frankly, I'm already the luckiest man alive.

37:17And in fact, Sarah and I expect to be rather busy in the coming months.

37:21Oh, well, wonderful.

37:22Because we're having a baby.

37:31I'm sorry, what?

37:34We, er, could be happier, actually.

37:38Of course, things have changed since I first became a father.

37:40I gather men change nappies now.

37:42Oh, well, and how wonderful to hear it here first on Cotswold Roundup.

37:50Now, after the break, pie, cottage, shepherds, or just humble?

37:55Christ!

37:56Oh, how the bloody hell did he find out?

37:58I didn't tell him, I swear.

38:00So we don't know who it was, but we don't know what else they know.

38:06Oh, my God.

38:07I'm going to have to go through with it now.

38:15People love babies every day.

38:16You'll work it out.

38:19Go home and celebrate with your husband.

38:27It's uncensored tonight.

38:29Please let me do the show.

38:30Please let me be brilliant and make it up to you.

38:32You're in no state.

38:33BT will do without you as planned.

38:35We're not changing the show now.

38:38I told you you're off the show until you sort your little problem out.

38:41To my eyes, the problem has.

38:43If anything, it suddenly got rather bigger, hasn't it?

38:46Go on.

38:58We're going to do it tonight.

38:59Just as planned.

39:01Oh, yes.

39:02All guns blazing.

39:05Chin-chin.

39:13How did you find out?

39:14I saw Winifred pregnant a number of times, remember?

39:17I know the signs.

39:21So, are you planning on telling me at any point over the next six months, or are you just going

39:25to pop out shopping Monday and come home with the baby?

39:29How could you expose me like that?

39:31On live television?

39:33Announcing it like it was part of your election campaign?

39:36I announced it because I think you might be under some pressure to get rid of it.

39:44I don't want you to.

39:48I heard Tony talking to you about a termination.

39:54Don't I get a say?

40:00It's my child, too.

40:08So selfish.

40:09I'm selfish.

40:10You were the one considering getting rid of it for the sake of your career.

40:13At least my career's going well.

40:15Do you know, a lot of women would be glad to have a baby with a father who's already been

40:18through it.

40:19Girl, yeah, I'm sure you were really invaluable.

40:21Did you trap Winifred?

40:23Hmm?

40:24Like you've trapped me.

40:26Unlike you, she wasn't constantly on the lookout for an escape.

40:29I bet she's glad she got one in the end.

40:32If you've disgusted her even half as much as you disgust me.

40:36God.

40:37Do you know, I'm done.

40:38I'm done!

40:41I hope you lose your seat to the monster-raving loonies.

40:52Mama!

40:53Hey, sweetheart.

40:55Hey, Tab.

40:56Did you have a good time?

40:57Yes, we really did.

40:58Hi.

40:59Hi.

40:59Mummy, this is Peggy.

41:00Yes, we've met before.

41:02She's a babysitter and she is brilliant.

41:04I'm taking her to meet Biscuit.

41:06Come on.

41:06Oh, Mark, is he coming?

41:10Babysitter.

41:12She's Declan O'Hara's daughter.

41:14There was a woman here this morning with a film crew.

41:17Carinium.

41:18Did you speak to them?

41:20No, of course not.

41:20I told her to get the hell off of my driveway.

41:23You should know there's some people sniffing around.

41:25It's the election, probably.

41:29How is Venice?

41:31Oh, cultural heaven.

41:33You want to see the photos?

41:36No, thank you.

41:37No.

41:43Oh, he's lovely, isn't he?

41:45He'll say hello for a polo.

41:46Look, do you want a polo biscuit?

41:52I think that's a yes.

41:53Here it goes.

41:55Oh, biscuit!

41:57I'll say hello to Taggy.

42:04Your children are very beautiful.

42:07Not surprising, I suppose, with such a beautiful mother.

42:10Is that agony when you see her now?

42:12Oh, agony.

42:13She bores the fucking tits off me.

42:14Can't think how I stayed married to her for seven years.

42:17How many of these puts up with it?

42:17I don't know.

42:18Well, he's much older, isn't he?

42:19Yeah.

42:20When he talks about the war, he means the Crimean.

42:24Well, how did you meet him?

42:27He was my chef to keep.

42:29Oh, a chef, like me.

42:31No, um...

42:32Why?

42:33Chef as in boxed French.

42:34He ran the British showtopic team.

42:36I suppose he was my mentor, my Mr. Miyagi.

42:42Must have been hard to lose him to...

42:46The only thing that really irks me is that Millie's succeeded where I failed.

42:56I can't honestly say that I've ever made any woman happy.

43:01Not for very long.

43:09I'll babysit any time you like.

43:11I mean, I don't want to tread on Cameron's toes.

43:13Oh, God, I wish Cameron could handle the kids as well as you do.

43:18You're going to make an incredible mother one day.

43:24I wish...

43:33You're lovely with them.

43:36Seen a different side of you today.

43:57It's been a lovely day.

43:59One of those days you don't want the sun to go down.

44:05You know, by the time Helen left me, I could hardly better look at her.

44:10Nothing she had done.

44:13Just because of the hurt I could see in her eyes.

44:24I must never do it again.

44:31I mean it, Tag.

44:32I mustn't.

44:33I won't break you, too.

44:47I did it.

44:48I left him.

44:49I left Paul.

44:50Oh, Jesus.

44:53I should go.

44:55Thanks for today.

44:56I'll call.

44:57I'm sorry.

44:58I'm sorry.

44:58I didn't know where else to go.

44:59No, I don't really have any friends.

45:14I love a cheese sandwich.

45:17Thanks, Shelley.

45:20Is that chutney?

45:21No, it's jam.

45:24We're back.

45:25It's Brad.

45:26Hello, guys.

45:27You're not back till tomorrow.

45:28We raced home to tell you the news.

45:30You tell them.

45:31No, you.

45:32The BBC called me at the hotel in Ireland.

45:35They've greenlit Yeats.

45:37That's amazing.

45:38Oh, thank Christ.

45:41So now I can cut the tags off my Ventura T-shirt?

45:43You can.

45:47But, oh, my God, they want it delivered in three months.

45:50We got an early flight back because there's so much to do.

45:53Let's get to work.

45:57Why was Taggy O'Hara here?

45:59Babysitting.

46:00I was worried when I found you with her in my pantry.

46:02She's far too young.

46:05What does age even mean?

46:08It's just a number.

46:09Yeah, it's just a number now.

46:11I imagine what it'd be like in a few years.

46:12It'd be like me and Paul.

46:13Oh, God.

46:14Sarah, why are you here?

46:20Uncensored's going out tonight without me.

46:22BT's presenting it solo, and I think she's going to stitch me up.

46:27I think she knows something about me.

46:32And now everything's going to be ruined.

46:35She's going to crucify me live on national television.

46:39No, I think that's enough.

46:40Get off.

46:43I think she's going to crucify me live on national television.

47:17Preparing to go live.

47:20Five, four, three, two, one.

47:27And QBT.

47:30Good evening, and welcome to Uncensored, the naughtiest show on the network.

47:35The beady-eyed among you might have noticed I'm by myself this evening.

47:39Sarah's getting some rest.

47:40Due to the pregnancy announced this afternoon on Carinium, on tonight's very special edition,

47:45we uncover the scandal behind the polished facade of a national treasure.

47:48Here we go.

47:50Whatever she says about you, we'll work it out.

47:52Okay?

47:54Minister for Sport, Rupert Campbell Black.

48:00You might want to fasten your seatbelts for this.

48:03It's going to be quite a ride.

48:15It's going to be quite a ride.

48:30The beer must make it.

49:02Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

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