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00:10The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right.
00:45Needed to lose the Christmas weight.
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:48Oh, good.
00:49I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Berlin Pheasant Street next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:02A real shame on this occasion
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy.
01:12We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:29Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan,
01:33why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint, our chap.
01:54Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still, at least you're not playing second film
02:27to a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:55and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:21saying they don't know what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30Rupert can't refuse a challenger, man.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:36Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08and take the opportunity to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her,
04:12but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:16So, Minister, are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well, Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope that over the course of our acquaintance
04:24I might have the opportunity to show you
04:26how very game I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later, dressed like that?
05:42No. Sure.
05:44Ignore my sister. She's a right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain, my father used to host seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive later than half past nine.
05:56Shush, darling, they're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
05:59He's not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here to make sure he has a jolly nice time, all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well, as long as he can shoot straight, I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22No, that's the spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:28Bloody hell, Tone.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous all of a sudden.
06:34Freddie, perfect as you are.
06:36My sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:40It's Sherlock Ideal Holmes.
06:43Tony, thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46We need to investigate crimes against taste.
06:48Come on.
06:48Hello, Mary.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:52So honoured to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs Jones, I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:05No need.
07:06I brought me home.
07:09Oh.
07:11Marvellous.
07:35You are sure he can shoot, aren't you?
07:57You are sure he can shoot, aren't you?
08:15You are sure he can shoot, aren't you?
08:42I'm just quick as it used to be.
08:43No.
08:43I'm sure.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred, it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:55I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it.
08:58She's off.
08:59Wow.
08:59All right.
08:59Good for you, girl.
09:01Sir.
09:03There it is.
09:04Right-handed are you?
09:05Right-handed.
09:05Right-handed.
09:06Okay, sir.
09:06Just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:08Safety yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep your heart into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:14Okay.
09:15Right, okay.
09:16Go on.
09:17End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go on, have another guy.
09:24Oh, no, no, no.
09:25It's fine.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:28Oh, God.
09:30I hope nobody would notice.
09:31Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:35Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:42Oh, well.
09:51No nowhere quiet.
10:09Lord, Lieutenant.
10:11Hello.
10:12Mr. Hampshire.
10:13Uh-huh.
10:14You must visit Green Lawn soon.
10:16Honestly, we would so love to receive you.
10:18Do so, you'll come.
10:19Certainly, yes.
10:20What a splendid idea.
10:22Mrs. Stratton.
10:23Hello.
10:24You must come and visit me at my boutique.
10:26I'm all searching for the right kind of clientele and well.
10:29Natural elegance can be so hard to find.
10:31Yes.
10:31No, I have been meaning to.
10:32It's just...
10:32You could pick something out for your cranium screen test,
10:35couldn't you, darling?
10:35Great idea.
10:36A screen test.
10:36How exciting.
10:37Any idea what he has in mind for you?
10:39Oh, he hasn't said, actually.
10:41Well, choose your outfit wisely, Sarah.
10:43The camera can be very unforgiving.
10:45Even for the most perfect of specimens.
10:48Sure.
10:55Freddie.
10:57I thought you hadn't shot before.
10:58Turns out you were a natural.
10:59Yeah, I was top marksman at Bisley for two years,
11:01doing me national service.
11:02Oh, no wonder then.
11:04I want to introduce you to my son.
11:08Um...
11:08Just bear with me a minute.
11:09Hmm...
11:10Some calm Harold.
11:11Oh and him.
11:11Look what happened to you,
11:11and I could do it?
11:12...
11:26Like기는.
11:31To look like...
11:31Oh and him.
11:33Oh look.
11:36People want to take a thing.
11:36Oh here...
11:39And my dad got an illness.
11:45Oh, fuck.
11:53It's blipping away and could sort you right out, mate.
11:56Just a thought.
11:58There are far too many loaded guns around here today
12:00for you to be making comments like that.
12:02Now fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:17Oh, Toads!
12:19Look who's here.
12:21Surprise.
12:22Maybe don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Course not.
12:26I've shot two dozen pheasant at Jane a woodcock this morning.
12:28Why shouldn't I add a couple of cuckoos to that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, it wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show.
12:35Oh!
12:37Why shoot you now when I can wait
12:39and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:42Oh, yes.
12:47Ginger!
12:48Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right.
12:52Come along, Lizzie.
12:54I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57Don't always have to be invited, Taggy.
13:01Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles!
13:13Oh, hello.
13:14I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16I was researching Campbell Black and needed something for my office.
13:19I never thought I'd see the day
13:20when Tony Baddingham had Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:25You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated, both stubborn.
13:32Misunderstood.
13:32Bollocks.
13:33What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:36Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:40Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now a controller of programmes and I'm...
13:48Head of Religious Broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:53Climbing the greasy pole requires its own set of skills.
13:57Mm.
13:58Especially when the greasy pole in question lives in Tony Baddingham's trousers.
14:05How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know...
14:11Broken.
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan, or...
14:17This is what you get.
14:59I don't know.
15:19What do you think of your first shoot?
15:21How can people murder helpless animals all day for fun?
15:24Says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion.
15:27Or do you suppose the poor piggies were hugged to death?
15:29Don't be horrid. I needed the job.
15:31Don't be a hypocrite.
15:33Stand up for what you believe in.
15:38Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but...
15:40I don't think you should go on Daddy's show.
15:42I'm worried he's going to do something awful.
15:46You'll be fine.
15:47Promise.
15:48Oh, smashing spread, Agatha.
15:51I'm hosting at the Beaufort next month,
15:54and I wondered if you might do the food.
15:57Oh, that's very kind.
16:02To be honest, I find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly...
16:09objectionable.
16:09And I won't be doing them anymore.
16:11Oh.
16:13Right?
16:14Be careful, Agatha.
16:16You're in danger of developing a backbone.
16:18Now, I've got a girl's supper Monday week.
16:20I'm going to give you a tinkle.
16:23Good girl.
16:25Oh.
16:27Hmm.
16:31Come on, Rube.
16:32We've got a hot date.
16:33It's a dog and trumpet.
16:34Bye, Angel.
17:00I have had the most delightful day.
17:04It's so nice to have finally found our kind of people.
17:08Sorry, Todd.
17:08I've got to get to the office.
17:10Trouble with a shipment out of Japan.
17:11Well, you're a true titan of industry, Freddie.
17:14Let's talk again soon.
17:15Try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas.
17:17I'll give you a ring on Monday.
17:19Thanks.
17:20Bye.
17:25Well done.
17:28Now, they're just through there.
17:30I'll fetch the brandy glasses.
17:35Oh, Mr. Hampshire.
17:41I would so love to receive you.
17:44Oh, well, fortunately for you, Mrs. Jones.
17:48Oh!
17:50Hounds aren't the only thing I ride to.
17:53Cheers!
17:54I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful.
17:56What can I say?
17:57The likeness is uncanny.
17:58Oh, what about me, Mr. Hampshire?
17:59Do I bear resemblance?
18:01Oh, I'm sure he wishes you did.
18:03He'd be bounding down a green lawn
18:05to admire one's topiary balls.
18:09Oh, God!
18:16Sorry, Mousie left her, um...
18:19Oh, no, yeah, sure.
18:20I was just, um...
18:21trying them on for size.
18:23You know, I really must get down to Mousie's boutique soon.
18:26Well, look, thanks again for a great time.
18:28Let's talk on Monday.
18:29Absolutely.
18:30Let me see you on...
18:30No, no, no, you're all right.
18:32I know you're all right.
18:32I know you're all right.
18:40Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:45Now, who'd like a cigar?
18:50It was pretty...
18:51Sorry.
18:52The only unfortunate.
18:54The only unfortunate.
19:08Ah, how was the shoot?
19:10Well, they killed loads of birds, but they like my food.
19:14Rupert stopped by.
19:15Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:18Is there no place free of that man?
19:38Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:59Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:04He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that.
20:08A story is a story.
20:10It looks like it's all been said before.
20:11No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you have planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism, Tag.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34Magician never reveals his secrets, sir.
20:40The Butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational,
20:49but I never rip someone apart for the sake of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:54And more importantly,
20:56keeping Lord B happy.
21:14Slag.
21:17Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30Can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of Mum Valerie.
21:48We all love Mousy.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is,
21:54the client who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred, I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Battingham
22:18and that black woman.
22:19I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:21Well, then don't say anything.
22:22Oh, I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:35We need it, Freddie!
22:40It was Rupert.
22:41He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:45You fucked up.
22:50Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:02You've got me and Declan,
23:05and we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:13You know, Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently, it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28One month.
23:30Oh, I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:34But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offence.
23:42Dearest Mon Mon,
23:44I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes.
23:51You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique,
23:53one learns about all sorts of goings-on,
23:56and, well, the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion
24:00through certain immodest means,
24:03and that perhaps your husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09Oh, that's very interesting, Valerie.
24:13I mean, actually, I have no idea whether...
24:14Be substantiated.
24:28It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:32So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:37I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:54Good morning, Rutscher.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:02And on television tonight,
25:04Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova,
25:07Rupert Campbell Black.
25:09Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:12Without saying...
25:15Good morning...
25:16Delivery?
25:16Oh, gosh.
25:19For Mr. Barracker?
25:21Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling. Mustache.
25:28Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:32I call...
25:34Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.
25:36Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray...
25:39Darling.
25:40We can go for dinner anytime.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre
25:47of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:48Hmm.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test
25:51for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon,
25:52so you have until then to change your mind.
25:55Okay.
25:57Or what?
25:59You'll hang an open for business sign
26:01on your dressing room door?
26:05Don't tempt me.
26:32Where have you been? Just getting some exercise.
26:38Archie, dear, your father says he found you on the morning of the shoot
26:42receiving manual stimulation from an estate worker.
26:48Er...
26:48Well, darling, look.
26:51Whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place
26:54where certain extracurricular activities are tolerated,
26:57well, at least they were in my day...
26:59Fuck.
26:59I do feel that one should exercise restraint when closer to home.
27:06After all, fraternising with the staff
27:10can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for all concerned.
27:18There are lines one does not cross.
27:22Understood?
27:24Yeah.
27:26Good.
27:33You see, I told you I'd deal with it.
27:35I don't know what I'd do without you.
27:37You might bear that in mind.
27:49Cameron Cook.
27:50I met a lady in the Meats.
27:51Full beautiful.
27:52A fairy's child.
27:53Her hair was long, her foot was light, and her eyes were wild.
27:56I set her on my pacing steed, and nothing else saw all day long.
28:00For sidelong would she bend and sing a fairy song.
28:04You know, it's customary to some flowers, cheapskate.
28:07Oh, hey, there's nothing cheap about John Keats.
28:09Go try your luck with some dough-out undergrads.
28:10I'm busy.
28:38I believe I asked for coffee.
28:40Some time this century would be fantastic.
28:43You'd think the promotion would make her happy, but she's angrier than ever.
28:47I'll get the coffee.
28:49You get the phone.
28:50James Rourke's phone.
28:52Oh, hello, Deidre.
28:53Can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today?
28:56I'm sorry, who's this?
28:58His wife.
29:00Oh, yes.
29:01Right, you are.
29:27This is for you.
29:29It's from Rupert.
29:31Oh!
29:37Hi, Bert.
29:39How are you?
29:41Dreadful.
29:42So, Freddie Jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine, freshly shipped from Japan.
29:47I was supposed to be hosting an, if music be the food of love, karaoke and curry night.
29:53Only now, my chef's off sick.
29:55Well, I could cook a curry for you.
29:58Oh, that's exactly what I hoped you'd say.
30:00But why do you say I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night?
30:04You said you were going to watch Daddy's interview with me, Taggy.
30:07Well, come to the bar.
30:08You can watch the interview and I can watch you.
30:13And thank you, my darling, honestly.
30:15You're really helping me out of a tight spot.
30:16Well, I have a tight spot, too, if you fancy lending a hand.
30:20Come to bar Sinister tonight.
30:22And I'll lend you two.
30:25Ooh.
30:34Who was that?
30:35Oh, ah, it was Baz.
30:38He wants Taggy to do some cooking for him.
30:40Good luck tonight.
30:41Thanks, love.
30:43Give him hell.
30:44Oh, I will.
30:47Daddy, please don't do this to Rupert.
30:49Oh, for fuck's sake, Tag.
30:51This is happening whether you like it or not in a group.
31:12Sarah, you were brilliant.
31:13I've said it before.
31:14The camera loves you.
31:15I was so nervous this morning.
31:16And having you there just really put me at ease, you know.
31:18You should see Sarah's screen test camera.
31:20She's really something.
31:23I'd rather watch frogs fucking.
31:26Hey, you can take the girl out of New York.
31:28Well, here he is, man of the moment.
31:31What's this, Mon Dirt on Rupert?
31:32You'll have to find out tonight, I'm afraid.
31:34Scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow,
31:36so whatever you have, O'Hara, better be good.
31:37What is it?
31:39Drugs?
31:40Underage girls?
31:40Oh, God, I'd love to see that smug bastard in that handcuff.
31:43It's not criminal, but I promise you won't be disappointed.
31:46It'll blindside even him.
31:48Oh, God.
31:49He's a shark.
31:51Ooh.
31:51Go on.
31:59Ah!
32:21Two sugars.
32:22The shock.
32:27I only come round to give you this.
32:30Oh, gosh, it's...
32:32What is it?
32:34It's a word processor, sort of like a fancy electric typewriter.
32:38So you don't have to worry about any more ink-based accidents.
32:43Oh, gosh, Freddie, that's...
32:47That's so...
32:48You have a talent, Lizzie.
32:51They should be encouraged.
32:56I better go.
32:58Yes, sir.
32:59Yes, sir.
33:00Come on.
33:07For what it's worth, and I didn't see much, but for what it's worth, I thought you look lovely.
33:26Hello?
33:27Sorry, darling.
33:28Couldn't get away.
33:29Oh, that's all right.
33:31Doesn't matter now.
33:32Listen, the whole station's staying towards the Campbell Black bloodbath in person, so don't
33:37wait up, all right?
33:38Oh, right-o.
33:40Lots of love.
33:51I thought you might like to meet your new co-host.
33:54Co-host?
33:55What do you mean, co-host?
34:02Oh, I see.
34:05Well, I can feel my ratings soaring already.
34:14Are you here about the pony?
34:16Tabitha's in the stables this way.
34:18I'm here to speak to you about your ex-husband.
34:21My father's Declan O'Hara.
34:23I've already told his office I want nothing to do with it.
34:24I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight.
34:26It's got nothing to do with me.
34:28Talk to Rupert.
34:29Ask him to back out.
34:31Please.
34:32I think you should leave.
34:34I mean, you must have left him once.
34:36Are you sleeping with him?
34:39No.
34:40No.
34:40Rupert is bad news.
34:42I believe that people can change.
34:44I was just like you.
34:45I told myself nobody understands him like me.
34:48He'll change.
34:49I looked at him and I saw all this potential.
34:52And he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking.
34:57Rupert is a cancer.
34:59My advice?
35:01Cut him out before it's too late.
35:03Now, please leave.
35:08Now, please leave.
35:31You're aware you are because you're good.
35:34You know that, don't you?
35:36Come on, snap out of it.
35:39We've history to make.
35:41Elvis is about to enter the building.
35:55He hurt!
35:55He hurt!
35:56He hurt!
35:57He hurt!
35:59Remember, this isn't Wogan.
36:01He won't be gentle.
36:02If you don't like the question, change the subject.
36:05Thanks for the words of wisdom, Sensei.
36:06But I do feel, in situations like this, it's often better just to be oneself.
36:13Try telling that to Ted Heath.
36:16There's a weird vibe!
36:20Give yourself a dear!
36:24I love this!
36:27Subscribe!
36:31shown up here!
36:33Ah!
36:34Oh!
36:34Oh!
36:35Oh!
36:35Oh!
36:37Oh!
36:39Oh!
36:40Oh!
37:09I
37:18I
37:19Hi, Sandra's just gonna touch up. I'd love it, but I'm about to appear on national television. Mr. Campbell Black
37:26Great to have you on the show better when you are
38:04Oh
38:04Hello
38:06Darling, I am so sorry. I'm such a pain. Can you forgive me?
38:10I bought champagne
38:12Paul you shouldn't have
38:17Few all right direct me to the vol-a-vans
38:25And we're live in five
38:30Four
38:35Three
38:38Two
38:41Good luck, Declan
38:43One
38:52My guest tonight needs no introduction. He's been described as the world's greatest showjumper and one of the most eligible
38:59bachelors in England
39:00He is of course minister for sport and MP for childhood and Bisley. Mr. Rupert Campbell black
39:09Now Mr. Gilbert black you've had a varied career haven't you what first attracted you to politics?
39:14Athletes make good politicians
39:16Athletes make good politicians. Showjumping taught me how to think on my feet and remain unfazed under scrutiny
39:21Do you get on with the prime minister?
39:23I hold her an enormously high esteem
39:26I hold her an enormously high esteem
39:26I can touch her is the daughter of a greengrocer
39:28She went to a grammar school as did Norman Tebbit, Cecil Parkinson
39:32The Conservative Party has changed and it's Mrs. Thatcher who has changed it
39:37So why do you think she keeps you around?
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians?
39:47Plenty of them have
39:48My family has a strong sense of moral duty
39:51I inherited that with the house
39:54Ah
39:55Noblesse oblige
39:56If you like
39:57My Latin's not what it used to be
40:01But with your privileged background
40:03How can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street?
40:07I can't help the circumstances of my birth
40:10It's not what you've got it's what you do with it
40:16Now your tenure as minister for sport has been controversial
40:21If you're talking about football then the hooligans are a tiny minority
40:25Well you have taken a notoriously light touch approach to policing the game
40:30The poor sods are out of work
40:32Their fathers are out of work
40:34Often their grandfathers too
40:35Out of the sheer frustration at not winning they resort to violence
40:38I think we should try to understand the vandals
40:40Sounds almost socialist
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal
40:45Of women
40:47Horses
40:47Marriages
40:49Still
40:50Adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party
40:56I'm sorry
40:57You know sneaking around
40:58Lying
40:59Betrayal
41:00Sexual degeneracy
41:01I'm no longer married
41:03Yeah but you were
41:04For six years
41:05And yet throughout your marriage your affairs were common knowledge
41:07I mean one glass of shape here has described you as
41:09Rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner or later
41:14Well if you'd seen his wife it's definitely later
41:21Christ he really has an arsehole isn't he
41:23And that's the break in five
41:26And that's time for a break
41:27Three
41:28Winding up there Clint
41:30Two
41:30And we're out
41:36Clear
41:37And we're back on in three minutes
41:42Rupert
41:43There's somebody here to see you
41:44Good
41:45Cool
41:45I tell my sister that he's in a minor strike
41:47Can we cut the kids off school?
41:53I tell you what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go
41:55Just walk out
41:58Your father's not the first dog socialist you've tried to catch me out
42:01Whatever you're worried about it's already out there
42:03No
42:04I know him
42:05He's saving the worst for later
42:07When he wants something he's ruthless
42:09He'll do anything
42:11I mean he's
42:11He's just like you
42:13Exactly
42:15Minister we need you back on set
42:16The break's almost over
42:17Just walk out the building with me
42:19Minister
42:20Please
42:32Five seconds and we're back
42:33Where the fuck is he?
42:36Five
42:36Jackson you're gonna have to ad lib
42:38Four
42:40Three
42:43Three
42:45Two
42:47Two
42:48Three
42:51Three
42:51Three
42:56don't tell me Ron
42:58Welcome back
42:59You know what this reminds me of?
43:01Being back on the circuit
43:03Having an opponent
43:05Knowing that I can make a tiny mistake
43:06And it might all be over
43:07It's exhilarating
43:08This is an interview
43:09There's no winner
43:11That's not true though is it?
43:14He wants to beat me
43:18he's trying to distract him now's the time declin most celebrities are are scared that i'll
43:27find out something exposing about something's wrong the more awful things you do the more
43:32the public seem to love you well who am i to argue with public opinion so you don't deny it
43:38was that that you've done awful things i have you're right isn't that what we do
43:49we men like us i am nothing like you really you're cold you have had the best education
43:59money come by yet you remain a philistine you barely see your children you pick up women
44:05just because you can but you're still fundamentally alone and when they can't fill that emptiness
44:10inside you you discard them despite your gold medals and your money you are a lonely man
44:17rattling around a huge empty manor and that's who you likely end your days you behave like a man with
44:23no secrets and no shame well there is one thing i'd like to discuss with you you're right i'm a
44:31rake
44:37a liar cheat if there's something i wanted i pursued it i didn't care about anybody else my horses my
44:45teammates my wife but we're still alike i very much doubt that you're the best in the world
44:51what you do flattery will get you nowhere mr i remember what that was like being the best and
44:56what i was willing to do to stay there what are you willing to do
45:07a family to yourself
45:21i'm bored of you tickling each other's balls that can get the cat out of the bag
45:30you're right
45:34i'm a workaholic
45:39and when i'm consumed by something
45:44i can be um
45:48i can be a monster
45:57you're probably a better husband than i was
46:01after all you're still married
46:04i don't know
46:06i think i'm a pretty bad husband
46:13do you think you've ever been in love
46:30that's my fault
46:31my ambition hasn't left room for much else
46:35do you think that'll ever change
46:42the fucker isn't gonna do it
46:44well even if he doesn't destroy rupert this could still be a good show tell me about um
46:48tell me about your childhood
46:50pull the transmission let's just see where this goes
46:53do you value your job pull the fucking transmission no because this is my show
46:57cut the transmission no
46:59do that to me no
47:00give me that no
47:02cameron cameron for fuck's sake no trust me
47:08listen you arrogant little irish prick either you destroy the fuck or i'm gonna come down there and pull
47:12you off the floor myself
47:13there's no point tony he's already taken his earpiece out he can't hear you
47:17if it's any constellation we've made some really great television
47:21this would have worked if you'd just done your
47:24fucking job
47:27who do you trust
47:31who do you count on
47:40dogs
47:43i um i much prefer dogs to people
47:50i'd give anything to see my old labrador badger again
47:56he was a good dog
48:08so which of your many sporting achievements was the hardest one
48:15which was the hardest the king's cup the the olympic gold the world championship well
48:21none of them
48:24the hardest thing the thing that nearly killed me yeah
48:34it's giving it all
48:46it's giving it all
48:46ladies and gentlemen mr rupert campbell black
49:12congratulations darling it was great tv as always
49:24it's going to be
49:27did you like the show
49:29yeah
49:41sorry lord b didn't expect to see you there
49:44i thought you'd be down bar sinister by now celebrating with declan and rupert
49:54great show tonight by the way best yet
50:12it's
50:14it's
50:15it's
50:15it's
50:26it's
50:28I want you to stay away from Taggy.
50:32She's young enough to be your daughter.
50:39Yeah, of course.
50:42Good.
50:49Drink?
50:51No, no. I'm taking Maud home.
50:57What was it that you had on me?
51:00Ruth.
51:02I was just bluffing.
51:08This is Chloe Oakley, ladies and gentlemen.
51:10Oh, my name!
51:12The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valley tonight.
51:18There's a land in the shadows of a gun in his eye and a blade shining all so bright.
51:23There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky and the killers on the bloodshot streets.
51:30Oh, I'm down in the tunnels where the devil rises.
51:34Oh, yeah, I saw a young boy down in the garden.
51:36See, I told you it was all gonna be okay.
51:39You gonna dance?
51:43Um...
51:43Oh, baby, you're the only thing in this whole world that's pure...
51:47I'd love to, but...
51:49Wherever you are, where I go...
51:51I have to go.
51:52I'm sorry to go.
51:55I gotta get ahead, I gotta break it out now
51:58Before the final crack of dawn
52:02We gotta make the most of our one night together
52:05When it's over, you know
52:06We'll both be so alone
52:10Come on, then
52:13Like a battle of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes
52:19When the night is over, like a battle of hell, I'll be gone, gone, gone
52:24Like a battle of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes
52:30When the day is down, and the sun goes down, and the moonlight's shining through
52:37We'll be like a sinner before the gates of heaven
52:44I'll come crawling all back to you
52:52I didn't pray.
52:56I'm gonna hit the highway like a batter and wham
52:59Or a silver black fan on by
53:01Or when the middle is hot, and the injured is hungry
53:04I'm a horrible to see the light
53:07Nothing in the frozen is rotten or whole
53:10And everything is spouting in the house
53:14And nothing in the rocks and nothing in the rose
53:17And nothing's ever worth the cost
53:21I'm bleeding down if I never get a
53:23I'm bleeding down if I do
53:26I can't have a beat I got luck in my heart
53:30I'm fucking up in my brother down
53:35PHONE RINGS
53:48The Falkenry.
53:50Oh, hello.
53:53Right, yes, of course.
53:55Tell whoever it is to fuck off.
53:57I would, darling.
54:01Muddy's Margaret Thatcher.
54:15I promise not.
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own.
54:43How wonderful.
54:45A real coup.
54:46That's great news.
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose.
55:17Rupert, I'll see you next time.
55:25Rupert, I'll see you next time.
56:00Rupert, I'll see you next time.
56:02You
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